I Wonder 🤔… why Sixto Rodríguez became a dry wall installer

If Ewe knows, Ewe knows.

I wonder, Raphaël Moran, i wonder 🤔, maybe if i would have followed the Buddy Kane mantra i too could have been a friend of Mexico in France:

The Legacy Touch, “in order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.” Buddy Kane.

 

Any güey, Stéphanie Coleau… what do you mean that France, is not attracting talent? You sexy thing, haven’t you heard? The Mexican president(a) is sending an up-and-coming whipper-snapper named ALEJANDRO GERTZ MANERO to take on the role of “LEAD AMIGO de México en Francia.”

En fin, Stéphanie Coleau, Öüï now returns to Salò : PASOLINI’s 120 Days in South Park where Jesus Christ stars in the remake of “Il vangelo secondo Matteo” acted by the 4th-graders of South Park Elementary.

The Circle Of City 🥡 Wok 💩 : escatología para principiantes.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /El_Evangelio_según_san_Mateo

Over at Times Square, Jaqueline Alemany is showing her TROU COLORS on The Weekend, “Jackie” only wants to hear from some (not) all of the viewers of the Aunt Gloria Show… find your piece, Jackie, go’ahead find your 30 pieces of gold Jaqueline.

Jaundice³ is the color of MSNOW

For context, previous to the EVICTION NOTICE handed over to MSNBC, the weekend show (aptly named) “The Weekend” changed horses (sort’of speak) before being tossed out to a “temporay tent-site” at Times Square but worst of all, the MSNBC/Universal contract was  stripped off of thier NBC credentials, and soooo ; if anyone is wondering why (among other cut-backs on the MSNOW budget) there’s a robo-weather segment instead of a ‘real’ weather checker, or why the “CHOPPER 4” shots stopped showing the Manhattan skyline before the break-to-commercials on the Morning Mika Show or, worst of all !!! Why AGENT ANGLE stopped reporting from the soon-to-be Russian Annexed territories from them Ukraine Girls, where this time around it was The WEST who left them bitches behind and not the other way around, well it’s because LORNE MICHELS wanted to occupy all of the MSNBC sets. There’s no other reason, Lorne Michels wanted a bigger set for his little Saturday Night Show.

³~. Mexican Yellow or Tijuana Traffic Hue

I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.

The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎

Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.

He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.

 

But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.

So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.

La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.

So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.

… and starring as “La Campeona” de Reyes : Claudia Cardinale

In Eucledian lore, the punchline is what Donald John Trump University graduates would define as the “re-ciprocal” of the headline… but don’t Ewe go burying the lede.

La más francesa de las italianas y viceversa…

BRUNI RULES

“TKT”, o como dicen los « ados » en La France : t’inquiète… it’s just another TeCaTe con limón in a Brave New World.

Tiny Dancer 🩰… sources close to Joe Scarborough relay that Texas Senator, Ted Cruz’s wife makes great ApfelStrudel from the original Goebbels kitchen. BRAVO, Senator Cruz! Bravo se llama el río que tú piensas que es grande. Now go erase Charlie Kirk’s graffiti from the Highway 🛣️ Signs and then go hang out with Robert Kennedy Jr. and talk about how your dad killed “little Bobby’s” uncle Jack.

Nicolas Sarkozy est déclaré coupable d’association de malfaiteurs.

The French Altiplano… no fue penal

Raphaël Morán es una madrina en Mediapart

https ://catedrareyes .org /2017/09/02 /la-campeona-por-alfonso-reyes/

Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shitcrazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

🛎️ Intermedio with Cherry on top

Breaking Bad :

Breaking The Knews, full circle to Doctor Poisson and The Year of Mexico in Montreuil-sous-Freddy Cats, cholos reloaded is a mile-marker in a kilometer world 🏍️🛵🚙… Full 🛑

 

And, Madame Gatel… have you ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Check it out deer, I am going to connect you back to 2006³, —and President Sarkozy, and then I am going to send that email to La Bagagerie, but first, here’s Natalio Reyes Colás 🛎️…

³~. In less than 3 strings and/or tangas.

Magik Buzz… now, the first thing One has Two know, is that Öüï does knot, or select the Bus lines, nor The News of The They, Mme. Gatel, Eye now knows why I could not finish the draft regarding your visit to La Bagagerie on MLK Monday, last month… I had to wait for the one that started it all, Nicolas Sarkozy, off-Course.

 

Öüï begins in Washington, where Joe Scarborough gave Mika a cowbell, as her Valentine’s gift… La Vache, Mika, La Vache!!!

🔔… more cowbell

🛎️ Happy Saint Valentín Strings (attaché de presse) … fuck them Vivants, especially the ones in VF, such as Raphael Morán.

One last thing, cette correspondance est rédigée en deux dimensions, la première étant ce courriel et la seconde sur mon blog wordpress. The information on the e-mail is a direct interaction with Mains Libres while the strokes on my blog font partie du kaléidoscope du PROCESSUS même qui, je le crois sincèrement, a fait de moi (Armando Segovia) le tout premier réfugié MADE in FRANCE..

“… [B]ecause, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

Imagine thatthe year is 1192 and on a day like today Richard the Lionheart re-embarks for England, ending the Third Crusade in the Holy Land.

The Third Crusade 

La Alternativa de PAU… and in Hilo, Hawaii, it is of course Primetime, in Paris, France, the news from the place where Marie-Ange knows our names, the Lazarus man rose from El Más Allá after being pronounced “tostito-sans-salsa” just a few days ago and, notwithstanding if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson³ then you know what those long-long overtime hours at the re-animation clinic feel like.

The Kings’ Crusade

Note to editors, what are the odds that we are “Back, in the US, back in the US back, in the USS…”, RAFAH, it’s silly, I know³, but so is the way that history rhymes, but y’all don’t have to take my typos for, IT!, look it up, THE USS FORD (Gerald R. one-each) is parked next to RAFAH, or close enough being that RAFAH is land-locked with this passage to CAIRO, which I visisted on Saturday and you are not going to believe who I ran into there, non other than PABLO and his ATELIER, HECK, Lieutenant Colonel Hecht of the Israeli occupation forces, MEXICO’s Heart was right next to Pablo’s Atelier, check it out; —Bitch!

Down CAIRO’s passage way, but first, Romania celebrates Holocaust Day… and isn’t it, ironic, is the United States executive branch of government going to support Israel narco-style rétribution in Gaza? because if the Catholic president does, then the Catholic president at the Oval Office in Washington, D.C., will go down in history like Eugenio Maria Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli better known as Hitler’s Pope did, and who, on a day like today, the son of a bitch went Straight to Hell, via Agentina and a layover in Chile, Uruguay, and Brazil.

I mean, c’mon man! You don’t think that PIO XII made “the great” now did you, And knowing the Germans, that super imposed drape over the Brandenburg Gate does not mean what you probably think that it does.


Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff… my friend Ahchoo.
– Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He’s black?
– Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in “Blazing Saddles”.

“There is no such thing as a Sodexo®️ board³”, it’s a Sarkozian pipe-dream², en Libération¹

… [A]nd BACH n’a pas écrit D’Opera, period!

AVON Cosmetics Holocaust on Isle 8.

From wo’ID-ref:

 

 

d’abord interj

(expression enfantine) (coloquial) ¡para que lo sepas! loc interj
¡toma! interj
Et je te parle plus, d’abord !
Y ya no te hablo más, ¡para que lo sepas!

 

So it’s official, Cousin Joe is pulling a Primo de Rivera on the streams of the MSNBC. Not content with working Louis Burgdorf to death and disappearing Kasie Hunt on the Way Too Early series, adding an extra hour to his Mean Girls series talk show, and firing the Saturday Morning minorities, to make room for his weekend repetition recap,  the son of a bitch is going nuclear next Monday night, and bringing none other than the Elon Musk of the Marvel University, Robert Downey Junior, following Morning Mika’s “Summer of George.”

Let the good times roll, that joint there.

 

³~. It’s call SodexHo, said Stephanie Menou’s supervisor, Bruno* (last name unknown) after all of the hurdles for the renovation, of what was supposed to be a SIX-year French Talents and Skills visa, had been SUR~mounted, Bruno then took the stupid-little « pink residence card* » from my hand and he said something to the effect of —and of course, I am ¶ara¶hrasing— “that law was a Sarkozian pipe-dream ».

²~. It was right around this time period, 2013~2014 that the unspoken policy of the 2nd Year of Mexico in France COMMISSION took effect; that policy whispered in the EARS of all of the STRUCTURES “aimed at promoting and facilitating the life of ASSOCIATIONS… exercising under the law 1901,” such as the previously mentioned Asociación Gilberto Bosques-Paris, to simmer-down “los cacerolazos” against the Peña Nieto energy reforms and for the construction of a new state-of-the-art international airport, which was supposed to replace an ageing one in the old Distrito Federal, now called, La Ciudad de México (CDMX)… for the record, the good people of the political party in Mexico, which sponsored the Gilberto Bosques-Paris adhérents in La France, buried the almost finished (and winner of an international design award) under the waters of a newly re-filled lake, where legend has it, an eagle killed a snake, and then ate a TUNA there. The new airport resembles the Orly distribution operation rather than the airport that sits next to the Cementos Mexicanos headquarters at the end of the Metro Line-14 extension from Olympiades, for the benefit of the Paris 2024 Games of the XXXIII Olympic Summer Games and its handicapable edition, Aussie.

Is it finished, Nina?
Simone que sí, Sirene and, IT!, Is f“unkier than a mosquito’s tweeter » 🦟
Ibid.

 

¹~. Yada, yada, yada 🇮🇱

And Cousin Joe… can Ewe smell the sheeple Ay’m cooking, you Soon-of a bitch? I always knew that youse one of them  North Korea so-called, ‘noble gases’, heck, Willie Geist, I am the one who showed your dumb-ass that box between Pandora’s loins, open:

Previously on, PanºDora’s box:
Congress-element representative, Joseph Charles Scarborough dit “the turd” was popping out of The Box, Jack! And inside of the Red circled box in this frame, perhaps you can distinguish, Cousin Joe’s itsy-bitsy-chincilla nuts, which got caught in a spider’s 🕷️ Web.

 

Tuesday is in effect and, IT!, Will knot—KNOT, maddafakka— will not leave until Wednesday is in.

Fuck, Mí, Marina… It’s only been a century and 50 abortions since the Commandments House had a commandant. And no promotion for Ewe, colonel. .Gideon.

Please be advised that the Étoiles are laying to my Left, you’re right, and Trou 🕳️ North 🧭 is just 45⁰ a wey…  If Only The Paris Tourism Board had the fucking Imagination.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii

In my humble opinion, Prague won the War³

Paris, Texas, Four Star Hotel… Rosecrans 🇺🇸 Baldwin told you about Cinéma State Subsides, donc, A LLORAR A Tu Tierra 🇲🇽 Lagunero, que estas entre 🇨🇵 hipócritas.

“I have made this decision in view of the results of the regional and municipal elections. Many socialist presidents and mayors with impeccable management are going to be displaced, despite witnessing their support increase.

Just call Me, Angel… Dr. Death.

 

³~. France was too busy catering to Nazis at Champs Elysées.

And, Ambassador Grenouille en el lago de mis ajolotes, nevermind the alleged sexual déviances of your current Ministro del Interior, Granadino Darmanino (that’s his spic name) because if you ask your colleague at the Cinito Mexicano Film Festival, mister Jean–Christophe Berjon, about how Bruno at the préfecture de Cité was tasked with rejecting MY U.S. Medical Insurance and instead demand that I “walk across” the Seine to get a job and thus, be eligible (as a guest) for your carte Vitale, mister Berjon will keep his barba en PROCESO de remojo and directed the question to Jim Cohen at the IHESS, who will off-course wash his hands to keep his French Tenure and C.I.A. credentials among the intelligent French.

{and} as Dr. Poisson is my witness, 🚶🏼‍♂️i did, and a job 🧑‍🔧 i found, and La’Rent Nugnez’es 👮🏿‍♂️ thughs still found a reason to cut Mí down. To say that I, Armando Segovia feel like that little fellow on BFM’ER TV weekend, who got shot after calling the Emergency Number 17 does no JUSTICE and does not even rhyme with RIMA at the Ministère de Malraux.

What Did I Do Wrong?

Issy, RIMA… I am the Malox® for yer’ flabbergasted ass.

®~. Look it up, it’ll do your sexy ass good, Nena.

and Eye Quotes… Eye like big butts and Eye cannot lie — Mí Séjourné, and horny Aussie.

 

A Closer Luc, that motherfucker.

DOFC meets TCFH³

Charlie Update:

… and, Charlie Sykes, you’re so French, you probably think this post is about You, at the Bullwark, but it’s not.

The Bullwark in French.

It’s about Eye Ran.

In Sports News, the year is 532 in Constantinople… 🐴

Timeloop in real time

 

MUERTE FÁCTICA
|
TAILED, TRACKED and HARASSED by the FBI, Aaron Swartz marked the history of the Internet. Four years after his suicide, a book bringing together his writings was published (in 2017) in France. Swartz was 26.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /pixels /article /2017/03/23 /quatre-ans-apres-son-suicide-l-esprit-d-aaron-swartz-plane-toujours-sur-le-web_5099539_4408996.html

🎺 🏇🏿🏇🏾🏇🏽🏇🏼🏇🏻🏇⚽🛬🛫

 

2013Aaron Swartz, American programmer and activist commits suicide after an overzealous Frank Figliuzzi (of MSNBC 🦚 fame) and his F.B.I. “buddies” bullied Swartz to an early grave 🪦 (b. 1986)

En revancha, Mister Swartz is wreaking havoc at The Federal Aviation CLAN “Notice To Air Missions” 🛬🛬🛬. And can Ewe, blame mister Swartz? Not when nepotism and cronyism has plagued the High Brass and its federal commissioners.

Over at The New York Times, depression is making the rounds, more on that when Öüï square the VENN DIAGRAM that the Unesco, Morning Joe, and La Juventud Bolivariana de Botzaris en Cité is.

https ://nypost .com /2023/01/10 /new-york-times-columnist-blake-hounshell-dead-at-44/

Yup, Öüï told you so… it’s primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Local News, CAVAILLON Hospital is manifesting syncopated episodes of ras-le-bol with The New York Nurses Union, meanwhile, Bigotes Martínez is about to whistle the first National Sports THEY.

³~. Pantera, “Cowboys From Hell”, Album (1990), Groove Metal.

Brief recapitulación de cotejados, pormenores, y por supuesto, antecedentes:

Lorem ipsum, but FO’ist! Please be advised that following the SLAUGHTER of all Them Juniors in Nazareth, today’s procession will not be slotted for die Kinder, instead, Kerschovas is about to open up a Box of Animal Crackers™ at 🎺 Grabiel’s 🎺  version of The Cave³ in Ciudad Juárez ¿Vamos al Noah~Noah?

David might be an Alligator 🐊, but Kerschovas is a the Mother of all Giraffes. Musical Guest, The Walrus et Les Prolétaires.

³~. Really a “Room Full Of Goys” en El Puerto de Liverpool, Scotland.

Of course, non- readers will note that the “no-me-diga” regarding Vilma Fuentes opinion column’s remark is in no way challenging Madame Fuenteses opinion column about Donald Morrison thesis, which were featured in La Jornada, all that I am saying is that 10 years ago, when I brought it up (under the auspices of a professional immigration visa) i was ridiculed, banned and eventually stripped of whatever dignity that I never had.

For the record, and as much as I am the un-official Clochard of los Amigos de Francia en CHILANGOLANDIA, Vilma Fuentes is the official Mexican Correspondent of a thing called, México Siglo XX, but with the mannerism of the attaché delegation of the French Second Incursion into Veracruz, and Vilma Fuentes, you can take that to La Batalla de Camarón… I happened to have lived on that street, way back when Évry thing was closed on Sundays in Paris (except for churches and whorehouses… such as the now extinct Bobar at the MAUB).

Lucky for me, I can pass the mirror test, and that’s more dignifying than what passes for dignity in this place that is called ⚜️ France Culture 🚽.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

Cambio de Tercio

¡🇻🇦 Francisco 🇻🇦! Eye found that “elegant” chamuco that YOUSE talkin’ about

It Don’t Mean A Thing if Ewes don’t (at least) get a bloody nose.

And, Avi Velshi… Phuck, Medhi Hassan! Youse the real deal, a Real Working Pun Hero. Any how, Avi Velshi, Eye hopes that Baby Blue doesn’t MissIntERprets what follows, pero sí… it’s a Blue Cunt-Auch:

{and}

What da’Phuk does The Atlantic knows about “Phast and Spid?”, NADA, that’s what. The Atlantic on speed is like a used car reference re-sale bible, which is AlWays open to re-intepretations especially when them wheels are “carros chocolate”, con el front hood de CaCaHuaTe.

The BANNED BOOK CLUB, just like MONTAIGNE à la préfecture would have wanted IT!… that motherfucker.

 

Here’s how the proceso works, first Ewe select the ROAD to test-drive the Blue Cunt-Auch, and then you get a porn version of the EASTER Bunny and remove all references to the ∴ 33º ∴ in Mexico, which off—course resets “La Panamericana”, but then A-Gain… there’s no guarantee that MANU 🇨🇵/🇪🇸 CHAO has been CLEARED to “cross ❌ connect” over to, —San Diego.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2022/12/23 /sheinbaum-calderon-catalogo-persona-non-grata-manu-chao-pero-nosotros-le-daremos-la-bienvenida-299154 .html

On the same note, 🇨🇱 El Topo² 🇨🇵  may now return to El Puente de Ojuela, on location 🎬 (off-course) to re-shoot “Le Montaigne 🩸  Sangrona », which as Évry body knows is HOUSED at La SORBONA³.

Eye is tellin’ Youse, el mundo de Le Monde is having a field-they with all them notorious-es-ese F.R.O.G’s., from Katmandou to Catemaco Évry body gets a mulligan.

And by French decree, although, serial murderer and memoire millionaire Charles Sobhraj, does not need a French retirement from the C.A.F., the royalties-rich Charles Sobhraj, will also be docking in that juicy Solidaire payment for the end of the year, ES, haga usted de cuenta, señor Présidente (🇲🇽 FOX 🇲🇽) algo así como esa pensión que su colega, don López le quitó, pero la diferencia, cómo usted comprenderá –señor presidente– … sin tener que hacer más que una chingada.

³~. 56 rue des Écoles, 75005

²~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Alejandro_Jodorowsky


OLYMPICS Select Sport

Not to Sparta’s standards… Your FORKS are Phucked, carbon fiber, mis huevos, period!

Boxing could be dropped from 2024 Paris Olympics, IOC says

BLAME IT ON 🇧🇷 RIO 🇧🇷.


Any how, Avi Velshi, getting back to Francisco’s “elegant devil, let’s just say that them Blue Suede’s and that funky “Powder Blue Tux” with the ruffled shirt listened to Tucker Carlson on FOX NEWS and the cheap bastard rented, as opposed to owning the look, just like that BENDITA “emision americas” en RFPP, who went ahead and took the X~Más PUENTE off while PERU BURNS. Now THAT, that is commitment to the Peruvian Embassy in France, and of course, ALAIN ROUQUIÉ at the IHEAL and SciencePo.

Issy, Avi Velsho, the motherfucker is wearing Azul Cielo just for Kicks, which off-course was what gave that shifty devil a güey, a closer look reveals that in PHACT, that kickstand es pezuña de chivo.

I wanna Wake up in a City that doesn’t Sleep.

 

TENga, pues Su Cuadro, 🇻🇦 su’Santida’ 🇦🇷, Eye has it on good authority to relay to PaTmos,  that Yes Indeed, that horse’s clutch sucks, which will make bringing Hell behind that Corcel 🐎 a bit of a Joke.

Any how, 🇵🇪 Osler Amaro 🇵🇪, por ‘ay dicen, en El show de 🇲🇽 Juanito GUANABACOA 🇲🇽, que tu présidente con garrote, ELLA, igual que cualesquiera 🇲🇽 Georgina Moreno 🇨🇵 de morena–🦁SCIENCESPO🦊, ELLA si lee… y por eso su represión la d’ELLA si es “buena, justa, y…”, necesito otra cerveza para poder PATsMAR lo que sigue, mi cholito.

But FO’ist! Öüï catches up with the Medhi Hassan (re-run) show:

But Was SHE, “Raised on promises? »… like them Eweish GOÏ’s are?

 

and just like Pedro Picapiedra’s meshed’UP wit, with the CHARACTERS of The JETSONS, Medhi’s absence for the Dead Crucified Jew session (Nativity’s Eve) of his show makes no sense to either 🇮🇱 Hanna or Barbera 🇮🇱, which is probably why Medhi doesn’t read teleprompters from Aljazeera anyMore in Casablanca, but rather, from the rose gaRTen en la Casa Blanca…