Hey, Maher, Eye saved Campbell’s Soup

There is a Knife in that AY…n
Of long coats and backpacks

Hay un Sac-a-do[s]

Hay un Sac-a-do[s] con mochila. Urgencia, hay un Sac-a-do[s] con mochila. Knifes out on set.

Heard on Real Time:
But there is a “Clearwater” in Ohio.

It was the maverick

It was “The Maverick” that told all of the Donald Trump todies to lick a Grapevine.

Bill “the werewolf” Maher (smoking pineapple before the San Silvestre show on Hilo, Hawaii) musing with Senator Sherrod CAMPBELL Café (D–OH) about the big Bayou over in Toledo and Lima, what A SWAMP with them pork-barrel Abrams, eh!

Eye ain’t no Senator’s Son, but we dig the OTHER John, the real war hero, and not the john at The White House.

Anygüey, Comadre Letty, if there was Ever a more spot-on stocking para meter mis mejores deseos para la temporada de los Black Fridays y los lunes negros, it has to bee in this here frame:

NO INSISTAS, mi corazón es de Susie y [Q]. ISSY, Eye saved Andy Warhol, Aussi.

Also, bee four öüï Switch it back [over] to our continuing coverage of “They want to tarnish us” Bolivar’s sword in Paris (3a parte)”, we’d like to remind the good folks at The Apollo, D.A.T.:

GARRINCHA was a heck of a DriBBler...
and unlike the Globetrotter,
Edson Arantes do Nascimento,
Garrincha never made it to Harlem.
But, Boy, could Garrincha driBBle.

Marry öüï, Susana. Unless you wish to play like that “proud Mary” who keeps on rollin’, rollin’ down the Ohio River, apparently. We’ll honeymoon down by the Seine just like that other John from Liverpool and that Japanese Ono chick.

Of long coats, backpacks and knives out

With your host, three bitches and the prettiest Chihuahua since the “Yo quiero Taco Campana” dog.

Half the content

Half the content, the same Load.:.Mean while SNL outsources its “Host” liaison (slash) “Musical”  guest contract to Sara Lee’s instagram account,  Michael Che was having a cow with all of the Broadway commercials by “the” Mad Men (in long coats) of course.

But FOist, the Book of Lorne lip synched by Colin Nixon Jost, the prettiest Gknome at the Third Reich re-enactment at Starbucks®️ HoBO TV magazine, while Michael Scooter Che has a Cow just for shits & giggles at Popeyes.

Deer, Bill Maher...

Deer, Bill Maher.:.5E9EC895-8DBC-4125-BAD1-25B4DB0012EC •|• You fucking, Werewolf, thanks for the “Homeless” acknowledgements on your last (2019) HoBO TV show. Say, was that a Black Chick trying the Albino look on the panel? What a Fox! Eye bets she’s got a Brazilian do DownUnder, eh!

SNL 45… all the Knew news you can fit inside of a casket, eh… Bring Back CCR, man!!! Bring Back The Travelin’ Band Lorne, and never-Ever–mind the Aladdin Show, it’s only a genie in a bottle, for the Threesome after the show.

People who gknow Gknomes

People who gknow Gknomes.:.B804D195-99C2-4E72-8CF8-D8CF7FC4D13F •|• Gknow that you did not read it here FOist, it was a knew Knews commentary on another segment¹ of:
… in Punta motherfucking Cana, –no less. -_* And still to come, MARADONA en MajhaTlán.

Previously on:
Eye can confirm and the Siren Doughout sends signals that Yes! The Paris Photo Curator is an ASTROS Phanatik.

Musical Guest: George Benson
featuring Nõ Format
(en negritas)

Previously on Cacahuates japoneses

Previously on Cacahuates japoneses.:.CD31758A-8584-4661-9B5B-5D8FD495B674 •|• Goooooooo Six.

But first, in Local Motion knew Knews, the aftershocks from last week’s tremors in the great French Lowlands could be felt at The Olympic Stadium in Lyon. A record crowd saw Amandine Henry lead “las líon–as” to a one – null Vícto–ry over the “princesitas” de Saint–Cloud; casi esquina con la “panamericana” de Manu Chao en Boulogne-Billancourt, o algo así.

Inter•mission: the Paris Sports Photo curator is?

Deer, Siren:

My heart belongs to Suzi

My heart belongs to Suzi… on the Bill Maher HoBO Show.

on this side,
ain’t no motherfuker
sleepin’… in fact Öüï rather like
the Color Purple
at the Grand Palace
or something like that.

… and it is only 19h30 in CET

Oh, the humanity
GO, SIX!!!

chinguen a su madre los mexicanitos del Tec de Monterrey En París.
Sin violencia y sin Sangre los voy a revelar... bola de P.U.T.O.S.

18h25 CET

the Paris Sports Photo Curator is a,

Anything you can Do...

Anuncio: Anything you can Do.:.239E12E1-2E59-44FE-BBE5-37F12D47F6E9 •|• Eye can Do two, or fou’, even Sixteenth thymes too, Sr. Chappelle; if that is in fact Dave, or just some guy Out Of Africa pretending to be from Ohio, just like Creedence Clearwater Revival is, —according to the Bill Maher US magazine show— only on HoBO “premium” TV.

— A Planet!
Responds, Armando Álvarez
playing the Role of Uranus,
Michael Che…
of Urano, in Dominican ReggaeThon.


Cut! Cut! Cut!

Cut! Cut! Cut!.:.8F31C487-3BBB-44FC-AB08-65E789886D02 .:. Arm. It’s Arm!!! not Arn‽, what a fuck is an “Arn”? is that like a “Four-Star” hotel in the land of Fives! WTF! Siren!!! Get off of your “airplane” mode and get with the Programming.
The “ambassador” of Europe booked a room for the hearings.

— You know, Amandine, this could bee the Start of a beautiful French Bashing session… casi esquina con Saint Cloud y diagonal Parque de las princecitas… Goooooo, SIX.

We now return to OUR regular programming:

The French National Sport

The French National Sport.:.0C7F0A7B-D447-457D-9CB9-F857D66F8D16 •|• HAPPY BIRTHDAY YELLOW JACKET! Amarillo no me pongo, porque amarillo es mi color, dijo el otro Amigo de México en Francia.

National Sports.

J’Empriente  🔴  JE M’ENGAGE
… o algo así, se puede leer
por la banqueta de los Jefferson,
casi topando con
cruzando por TuileRIES

A cyclist died this week

A cyclist died this week, on the UpSide, it’s its (goddamned it) Spirit flew onto one of them fucking Virginias and things took a Turn. France. The president of the us Whishes that you don’t interfere with the Mex-más X-mas

MeanWhile in Paris… no pasa nada

Except you… Siren, YOU want mí


No tiembles, Francia…

It’s only California and the Ring of Fire, knocking.

[A]ny güey, if only France had a fucked up Health racket like the U.S., Eye would make a killing, Jerry! It would bee Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Crépuscule aferrado

Crépuscule aferrado… mind if Eye drinks one or two beers while you suck?

Mi compadre “Pelos Tiezos” tiene razón, ora verán:

"is d.a.t. all d.a.r.e. is?"

“is d.a.t. all d.a.r.e. is?”  AMLO gets one point for houseguesting Evo. Bravo… Atte: el padre amaro

“Que bonitos son los hombres”, dijo Fco. Villa, un general, o algo así.