Be lucky Happy, FIFA just approved FOOTGOLF as the new “halftime show” at the next World Cup, the US Ambassador to France (son, knot Jared) has been tapped to run that grift.
“El orgullo de mi nepotismo” and other zingers from the president who wanted to be king—and Know, Katty Kay, no!… in this editon of Thyme Delayed History : hold on ‘cus i’m Cumin ! And know, Katty Kay, no! Eye is not referring to the current president of them United States, know!!! Öüï’s talking about the contemporary of Mika’s dad boss (try saying that three times and then add Ana-ana-bo-ba-na for 🍌 size) José López Portillo, who of course thought that he could be king on account of a survey that told him that Mexicolandia had more oil than IRAN and Saudi Arabia combined… and then the Evil Persians humilliated Mika’s dad and his boss and López Portillo was left crying to the beat of The Crocodile Dance and defending 🛢 COATZACOALCOS 🏦 like that cute little German Shepard at Mika’s driveway.
Albóndiga de porcelana y las tangas de Sasha.
People with Money, Power and of course Politics know that Mika’s driveway makes El PARTENON in Acapulco look like the entrance to a Tiki Bar in Tijuana, but we are not going to talk about Lo Negro del Negro Durazo here, darker things are happening with the police force who is currently enriching the investors in DILLEY, Texas, instead Öüï is going to take a look at TOÑA MACHETES and, Margarita López Portillo, not to be confused with PEDRO NAVAJA’s widow, but the, Margarita López-Portillo, the cunt that the greatest cunt of EM# all in Mexicolandia once called, and Eye quotes : la albóndiga de porcelana.
At the time or so, the instagram-story goes, the greatest cunt of EM# all, María Félix, was in Paris, France (knot TEXAS, Katty Kay) probably sipping mimosas with la otra “doña” (Vilma Fuentes) near the sacrosanct College de France.
Margarita y El Incendio
Look, up in the sky! Its BMX’er guy!!!
