Tangas or G-string? Which one is it, Mme. Macron?

It was bound to happen, following the sexual harassment law suit coverage of former White House resident, Donald John Trump in the Manhattan Burrough of New York City, New York, KATIE PHANGS moved to Paris, where she is now in the process of selling sketches for the mock trial tribunals de La Sorbonne. It’s like The American BAR, except that instead of Bud Light™ the esquires drink mimosas for breakfast.

 

You know, Jacqueline Ale-many, they* say that playing shrink to heads of state is the fastest way of getting old, Romanian dermatologistes-es advice that if listening to peoples problems is your thing, then the shrink doctorate candidate should veer into onto the comedy track, clowns and drug addicts keep them “patas de gallo³” away.

³~. Crow-es feet.
Remember Jacqueline Ale-many, always remember that Australia, Australia is in-deed the enemy!

Öüï tried to warn Jackie, but the Dough is just too sweet! BEHOLD what a ten-hour shift does to a head of state shrink, BEHOLD! JACQUELINE turned into Mic Jagger, at thi$$$ rate, Jackie is going to end up looking like The Fed’s Wife, Madame Andrea Mitchell.

 

For comparative purposes, just look at Jennifer Palmieri boobs on The Circus, sources close to John Heileman say that “Jenni” was the muse behind NOFX’s “New Boobs” in the sand, 36D or something like that.

Any how, Mme. Macron, how about that fucking chef, eh? Who would have thought that Putin’s chef was a fan of Burton (not that one, Summers), Anastasia pulling theet 🎻…

Cursos de civilización francesa con Jorge Saldaña
y jabón del perro de agradecido presentan:

En contexto, jump to mañana, no se vaya, El Alternativo con “las embajadoras” de Jorge Saldaña los espera en la rue de Fouarre con díagonal de las Trois Portes en La Maub.

 

de cualquier manera señora Macron, it’s not likely that YVELINES PRIgozhin is ever going to take over Sodexo™️ at MINER PETEs student cafeteria, bar, grill, and table-dance at The University of Texas at El Paso, but that son-of-a-bitch did take over Mali and the Places In BURKINA FASO, that only Sarah Chayes and Susan Powers dare to talk about at the gazebo on la rue GRABIEL next to 🏎️ Checo Perez human resources offices at the F.I.A., PROST, Alain, Prost MADAFAKA 🍻.

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

 

Hawaiianas, yes, Mme. First Lady, Hawaiianas. Why Hawaiianas, you might ask… because after six years of pointing out the ⏳ reciprocal ⌛ difference in the sand clock of Time Zones (12 hours-each)* the Paris Septième Art Board just discovered Pineapples and SASHA.

Meanwhile at El Carnal de Las Estrellas 🤩 Los de Molotov, ¡chinguen a su madre!

 

*~. During European Heure d’été time; however, during the Winter hours, Parisian clocks are in-synch with The Ukraine girls, (Back in the USSR).

⌛~. Go ahead, Roger Pérez, you may use that useless fact on your next vernissage.

Members close to Tele Lois pondered about how Charline will laugh herself to the Sixth Republic in the comfort of her own place.

 

Bal en plein AIR follows:

⌛🍝⏳

Of course, you have to be French to snap a picture and get it published, or you can just do the same things that PUTIN’s chef minions do to the journalists (in France) and SODEXO will give you a suit to wear with your French sponsor at the opening of your gallery, we, ES DECIR, Roger 🇵🇪 / 🇬🇧 Pérez, yo Armando Segovia 🇺🇲 /Armando Serrano 🇲🇽 Prieto lo hé visto en la Pelocula película mexicana: Nuevo Orden. 

Swing MADDAFAKKA

 

¿Tacopina?… never ho’id of Em#, pass the Salsa

Tacos Al Pastor… los tacos 🌮 que llevan piña 🍍, you betcha! And if youse gonna pay, pay with cash, I’m serious, unless you want your next charge to arrive from Romania.

https ://insightcrime .org /news /romanian-mafia-atm-skimming-mexico/

After the break, ¿What’s next for Philippe Martinez? Talk show host at BFM’ER TV? Maybe, or maybe he goes to Mexico on an expedition tour.

 

And oh sweet Poisson d’avril, doña Vilma is Air-b-N bein her La Jornada column space to a pedagog evaluator, but don’t tell her that there is a new “dog” with a bone at the CGT via DEADLINE Wallace, who coincidentally is a bone with a bitch.

Paris burns and Macron stokes the fire
Tatiana Col

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/03/31 /opinion /022a1pol

… Eye gotcha!

Oh, my Lucky Day! … told y’all that it was an L.A. Story

THREE AMIGOS!, follows:

Previously on “Romancing The Stone”, Esmeralda was looking up Roxanne’s Quarks on the Wikipedias:
Jefe: I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little sup’rises.
El Guapo: Many piñatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

 

And in Paris, France, it’s night of the leprechauns part Tú, to celebrate the occasion, a Special Nighttime Edition of National Sports They is in effect, if you are currently making your way to the Louvre access to the shitty American mall at La Bourse de Pinault, please be advised that “da’Man” just locked the gates and the Kids are alright, on their way to la Place de La République on account that the Place de La Concorde is sealed like a pornstar at a Trump party…

Tonight i get to have a fireplace. It’s not cozy, but look at those optics.

… Good night, and good luck because in Hilo, Hawaii, La Kerschovas just sealed Last Week To They with spackling on them Frosted Snowflakes Charms, talk about Lucky leprechauns en l’Allegreto dans une Tati™ bah… bag full of piñas, piñatas y piñones. A whole PLETHORA OF Ñ’es-ese.

My Kind of NARCOS — NORDAKA

Proof that “norteños” are professionals, as opposed to their  “sureño” counterparts in México, where Öüï can’t re-iterate this enough, there is no fucking god.

The Gulf Cartel Scorpions Group strongly condemns the events of last Friday, March 3 in which unfortunately an innocent working mother died and four U.S. citizens were kidnapped, of which two died. For this reason, we decided to hand over those directly involved and responsible for the aforementioned acts, who at all times operated under their own determination and indiscipline and against the rules in which the [Gulf Cartel] always operates.” In an unrelated “manta” tied on the guardrails of a POPULAR BRIDGE, The Gulf Cartel kindly reminded the population to KNOT forget to SPRING FORWARD this SUNDAY after the Emilio “El INDIO” Fernández statuettes are passed out, literaly.

Note to Father James and Amira AL-SHARIF, this is the part of the Play that Öüï likes to refer to as:

AMLO : Nous ne permettrons jamais une intervention militaire américaine au Mexique³

INTERMEZZO
and/or
intermezzi³

³~. Plural form of an intermission.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/09 /estados/ apprehended, ‘the shit’, leader of the Gulf Cartel in Reynosa

With that in mind ⊥, and before Eye takes a look at that Da Vinci’s  “SOUPER SUPPER”, please don’t forget overlook the fact that for this theme, remains fixed in an orthogonal sector and, “by extension, orthogonality (as explained for the MASSes in wikipedia) is also used to refer to the separation of specific features of a system.


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After the Break, The C.I.A. at TuLane University admits that the agency “helped” the current Mexican populist government to hit the competition of el cártel del golfo, in SINALOA. Over in TEXAS, our man in TuLane, also relayed that ELON MUSK is buying the State of Texas, except for the Austin City Limits known as the outer limits of KING RANCH.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/3/10 /The CIA reveals that it supported the AMLO government in coups against the Sinaloa Cartel and fentanyl -303400 .html

Vamos (pues) a coger al Jurado, Katy

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🇳🇮 Martini 🇬🇧 JAGGERmeister they… This is my Generator.

 

 —1985 – 🇳🇮 Sandinista, Daniel Ortega 🇳🇮 becomes THE CULT LEADER of 🇳🇮 Nicaragua 🇳🇮 and vows to continue the transformation to socialism WESTERN STYLE EVANGELISM² and an alliance with the Soviet Union VLADIMIR PUTIN and Cuba NICOLAS MADURO; across the 🇲🇽 Río Bravo, 🇺🇸 American policy continues to support the Contras in their revolt against the Nicaraguan government.

²~. 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir… It’s a 🇮🇱 FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! 🇺🇸 A NEW SENSATION, 🇦🇺 Aussie.

I’m telling you, ask any of the following, Tony Miles, Lansford Penn or, Timity Gordon Newton, all of Em# presbyters from Methodist Central on the 🇬🇧SW1, go ask Em#, give them the code, “David Icke” and then inquire what would The World del Mundo de Le Monde have had printed, if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of 😇 Methodist Central ⛪?

“Cons Piracy news”, y hastaen negritas— para Mick Jagger! That is what The World del Mundo de Le Monde would have printed on Page One of the MOTHER JONES SHIP Almanac if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of the 🇬🇧Brits answer to the 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir de los cariocas.

Avocados, get your avocados with the Avocat.

1946 – 🇺🇸 The United States Army Signal Corps 🎌 successfully conducts Project 🏹 Diana, bouncing radio  waves off the Moon and receiving the reflected signals.

If and only If:

JAIR BOLSONARO, remains in Florida by the time that The Sun is Out tomorrow,

then:

you’ll Never Know, “How The West Was Won”.

🥊 49 BC – Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signalling 🎺 the 🎺start 🎺of 🎺 civil war³.

³~. Which is WHY, Natalie Piolé, why Eye hates 🇬🇧 The Sixties 🇬🇧, but especially that Phucker, GRABIEL and his little Tú-tu_to—TOO…Tooth, ISSY 🧷 JE 🧷SUIS🧷 UN 🧷ANTI-Dent🦷ite, period!


From A to Z…

Piolé, is a fickle mistresses.

It’s just good COMMON SENSE:

1776American Revolution: Thomas Paine publishes his pamphlet Common Sense.

The Constitution over the cult.

https ://newyorktheater .me /2023/01/07 /rep-hakeem-jeffries-abc-of-american-values-the-constitution-over-the-cult-freedom-over-fascism-maturity-over-mar-a-lago/

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-Babylon One)

Emilie Munera… el próximo Requiem le corresponde al Senado de César, with musical guest, if you think Eye is Rod Stewart, –sexy, c’mon Cross The River with your Jeep™ers creepers, Babe… and let Mí, know.

But FO’ist! Öüï ketches-up with last night’s Phat Basterd’ Show, where JOSEPHUS is mappin’ his TAPS out of The Lion’s Den, the Barney Bigard Sextet is doing its thing and, GO’ill Denisas:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /classic-black-white-jazz-sessions -3681313

🌬️ 🪕 Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone

INTERMISSION — Luna sets West on La Défense…

Hilo, Hawaii, our 50th State just got the news at the Stroke of Midnight in Maui, 11 am at the Île-de-Franche, that:

1959Charles de Gaulle is proclaimed as the first President of the Franche Fifth Republic

2023 – Supporters of former Brazil president 🎱 Jair 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro 🕣 storm the Brazilian Congress.

One Hundred Years After The Year of Mexico in France.

The Sun (Also) RISES
ON THE EAST,
aligned with
The TORCH of Mercury
at l’ancienne BASTILLE.

Túpelo, del verbo TUPIR: “this is no time for siesta”…
1. tr. Apretar mucho algo cerrando sus poros o intersticios. U. t. c. prnl.
2. prnl. Hartarse de una comida o bebida.
3. prnl. Cuba y Ven. obturarse.

 

1973 – Wa Wa gate scandal: The trial of seven men accused of illegal entry into Democratic Party headquarters at Watergate begins.

With this in mind, Öüï dared to ask, just how much influence could a man from Tupperware, Mississippi, fit into the White House, if a man from Tupelo, Mississippi could, and it turns out that a man from TuPelo could fit enough influence on a Wa Wa House to bring back a JET from the runway.

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If and Only If

YOUR NAME IS:
Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson
Dr. In géRIAtre…

THEN:

You of all MEDICAL interns at a PENN UNIVERSITY toxicomane center behind the ancienne INTERNATIONAL HOUSE IN 2008, knows exactly how to complete “The Pale Blue Eyes” code.

Note to editors, please relay to Évry Guan , that:

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental, with actual persons listed ‘on-the-record’ in the files of “The Talents and Skills Affair ».

In any case, or marquesina en Châtelet, I, Armando Segovia don’t select the Bale’s or the murciélagos en WEST Point 👉🏻, or in Philadelphia, but that doesn’t matter because tonight Öüï is touching base with Christian, in BALTIMORE, [Raven goes here]… based on the title of an movie starring “The 🦇 Dark 🦇 Knight”.

The Tell-Tale Heart, by IMd

Coincidentally… upon discovering Io en Europa on the Second Day, GALILEO GALILEI died and went to Heaven, thank God that Galileo repented and The Pope in Rome did not have to Knot-into the TALE, the expertise of Cardinal Ximénez, from The 🇪🇸 Spanish 🇪🇸 Inquisition.

1642 – Galileo Galilei, Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher (b. 1564)

Anyhow, LEA Marquesina², Eye just thought that you should know that RABIS is back and Ewe knows that the Black Plague is not far, from the immune response to the little mice’s-es that Ewe killed for Lo’Real.

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

Une fille meurt mordue par une chauve-souris à Oaxaca

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/01/08 /estados /025n1est

Deuxième mort, dans l’État de la rage… LA RAGE, LEA MARQUESINA!!! — The Rage.

It’s A Small World After All — ••• Matt 19:24

5 Theys To Go, on Deadline… And who ate Gilbert’s GRAPES 🍇 in Arizona?

 

°•°

Now, PanCake Pete, you might know who cracked that Egg in Arizona, but do you know WHAT came First? Who’s on NEXT?

{and}

⚾ … Never mind (Nirvana) it’s a ☄️ no-hitter in Houston.

 

Why, Is Where?

Of course you don’t, you people believe that T-Rex 🦖 opened up for Nazareth 🇮🇱.

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Cousin Joe, Eye has seen SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT, and behold, —motherfucker!

Ibid.

And again (cocksuckers) I say unto you, It is easier for an Elephant (nevermind a camel) to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

 

Procurator Buffon’s Ball

 

°•°

… and what’s D.A.T. over D.A.R.E.?

‍∴

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Axe_historique_de_Paris

•°•

No Fucking Jesus here, only fox’s hoes 📐 — EWE know, the kind that will steal Ewe’r Egg Nest, and those HOES are Évry Ware… Behold ⬇️

 

KINDER SURPRISE:

The Fox that holds the Egg… If you break it, don’t go crying to your little LaMent(ira) WALL 🧱.

 

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{and} MAGNUM (📷) if youse knot reading US, fuck you too!

nº 352 – aout – septembre 2022

Seriously folks, still a HEAD, and a hand, and an upper torso, —and a mandibule.

And, Sam Stein, admit it! You are the illegitimate Anchor Baby of Eli Wallach, but most important, what Tony Plohetski did for the Austin American Comrade is no different than what Assange, and that other boy turned girl did for the NSA. Admit it!

I can see for miles and miles.

 

Hola, in case you are new to this blog, then it should come as no surprise that it ain’t nuthin’ but a thing for US to draw a straight line between a guy named WEBB and a fucking photograph. But FO’ist, my favorite “China” is on right now, and wouldn’t you know it, president Biden did use the López Obrador playbook, how many points in that list of demands were there?

And starring as Camelia La Tejana: Apolline de Malherbe

 

Salieron de San Isidro
procedentes de Tijuana
Traían las llantas del carro
repletas, —de hierba mala.

 RÉPONSES 

PHOTO 

 

The WETBACK edition and a side of frijolitos con cristianos 

Day, want to kill Americans?

 

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gallo pinto en blanco y negro

Lyle: I meant a song. A real song. something like:

Tomorrow is another Groundhog They… Across The Seine, Valérie Pécresse exited politics and joined the ranks of The Crazy Horse broads. Valeria (her stage alias) Audition with The Poles while David Guetta [that pointy-narco boots fashionista motherfucker]  mashed “Looks That Kill” with the Mago de Oz classic, “Mujer Amante” en Belfast on a Sunday Bloody Sunday at a Tijuana Taxi back alley DENTIST CLINIC.

But First, earlier today, in Central Europe Time, right around Prime Time on Broadway, The Electric Light Orchestra beamed Avi Velshi from our look-out post at Saint-Eustache de MANDELA, the message:

 

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED
morning dump {knot} “morning joe”.

Paloma Negra del cu-cu ruco en Garibaldi o MISMO en le Quartier Général de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

Previously on… Las Palomas de París.

And, Madame Kerschova, en Paris, tout—Eye_SAY—TOUT!!! Les Columbas Rupestris shit on Galatea and Pygmalion doesn’t care.

After the break, Master Will, stars as the producer at le Promenade de Dowton♠ Abby en Nice-sous-Alps, and Galatea del Río takes on the role of Lili Von Shtüpp and in THAT position, Galatea finally gets to deliver the Wilder line, cut from the Original “Promenade des Anglais”:

I’m RICK JAMES, Bitch!

And she says in her German accent, ‘Is it true what they say about you people?’ And Cleavon says, ‘I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.’

Note to The Producer’s, in this RENDITION of Blazing Saddles, Lili Von Shtüpp, [alias] Galatea, has been given the Charisma of speech, but that cunt is blind as a shithouse bat on SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY. 

https ://groovyhistory .com /blazing-saddles-quotes

Count Basie stars as Geoffrey “the butler”.

♠~. All apologies if Eye mispelled your “Crest ».

https ://seinfeld .fandom .com /wiki /Joe_Bookman