{and} MAGNUM (📷) if youse knot reading US, fuck you too!

nº 352 – aout – septembre 2022

Seriously folks, still a HEAD, and a hand, and an upper torso, —and a mandibule.

And, Sam Stein, admit it! You are the illegitimate Anchor Baby of Eli Wallach, but most important, what Tony Plohetski did for the Austin American Comrade is no different than what Assange, and that other boy turned girl did for the NSA. Admit it!

I can see for miles and miles.


Hola, in case you are new to this blog, then it should come as no surprise that it ain’t nuthin’ but a thing for US to draw a straight line between a guy named WEBB and a fucking photograph. But FO’ist, my favorite “China” is on right now, and wouldn’t you know it, president Biden did use the López Obrador playbook, how many points in that list of demands were there?

And starring as Camelia La Tejana: Apolline de Malherbe


Salieron de San Isidro
procedentes de Tijuana
Traían las llantas del carro
repletas, —de hierba mala.




The WETBACK edition and a side of frijolitos con cristianos 

Day, want to kill Americans?



gallo pinto en blanco y negro

Lyle: I meant a song. A real song. something like:

Tomorrow is another Groundhog They… Across The Seine, Valérie Pécresse exited politics and joined the ranks of The Crazy Horse broads. Valeria (her stage alias) Audition with The Poles while David Guetta [that pointy-narco boots fashionista motherfucker]  mashed “Looks That Kill” with the Mago de Oz classic, “Mujer Amante” en Belfast on a Sunday Bloody Sunday at a Tijuana Taxi back alley DENTIST CLINIC.

But First, earlier today, in Central Europe Time, right around Prime Time on Broadway, The Electric Light Orchestra beamed Avi Velshi from our look-out post at Saint-Eustache de MANDELA, the message:


morning dump {knot} “morning joe”.

Paloma Negra del cu-cu ruco en Garibaldi o MISMO en le Quartier Général de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

Previously on… Las Palomas de París.

And, Madame Kerschova, en Paris, tout—Eye_SAY—TOUT!!! Les Columbas Rupestris shit on Galatea and Pygmalion doesn’t care.

After the break, Master Will, stars as the producer at le Promenade de Dowton♠ Abby en Nice-sous-Alps, and Galatea del Río takes on the role of Lili Von Shtüpp and in THAT position, Galatea finally gets to deliver the Wilder line, cut from the Original “Promenade des Anglais”:

I’m RICK JAMES, Bitch!

And she says in her German accent, ‘Is it true what they say about you people?’ And Cleavon says, ‘I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.’

Note to The Producer’s, in this RENDITION of Blazing Saddles, Lili Von Shtüpp, [alias] Galatea, has been given the Charisma of speech, but that cunt is blind as a shithouse bat on SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY. 

https ://groovyhistory .com /blazing-saddles-quotes

Count Basie stars as Geoffrey “the butler”.

♠~. All apologies if Eye mispelled your “Crest ».

https ://seinfeld .fandom .com /wiki /Joe_Bookman


Hoy no hubo Denisa… 🍍

If you are just joining this monologue, and think that my beef is With “el patrón” at Emmaüs PARIS, [Dangling Participle*] you (little tigre 🐯) would be forgiven for being a dumb-ass, and here is why:

International Free Press Day… in Hilo, Hawaii it’s still Tuesday, Alicia… mi Querida, Alicia.

*.~ Dangling participles are part of the original Venn Diagrams of this blog. Dangling participles are not compatible with this outdated WordPress theme, but if you, our mostly appreciated non-reader, are in on the joke, then you know that you are probably standing gobsmacked inside the regions of a Vesica Pisces.

Well Eye be dammed- una golondrina de primavera. 🥸 “Get higher, baby—Get Hig🔋er, Baby—GET Higher, BAby— {and} Don’t Never Come Down ».

The Chickens have come HOME to Loué… and, Madame Hidalgo, it’s like they say in The Ozarks, “pick your god and pray” in Monaco, “pick your god and get ON THE GRAVY TRAIN 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃.

And starring as THEE Madd Hater {not} hatter, Manuel Valls… Denisa Kerschova is saCHA in Parisian News {and} Christophe Dilys is turned into an Anna! GET IT? —An Anna? Annaba? Anyone, an Anna, Une Anna por el amor de dios! Une 🍍please 🧢🧢🧢, said Manuel Valls.

And, Cousin Joe… Aguas de Mars {zO}

Samba con Bajo Sexto de Guadalupe, Perros Bravos… Nuevo Lyon, y Monaco, —aussi.

So, yeah, NEVERMIND THE POLACKS – here comes the Sax Cuetes.

For those not versed en las cosas del amor, a “cuete” can either be a « pedo¹ » or, UN saca pedos. And by ‘pedo’, Öüï is of course referencing una Bronca (not a chiva) but a skirmish, if youse versed in plomazos, not to be confused with PALOMAZOS, because that’s nothing but a Jam.

¹.~ (Ese güey y’anda Bien PEDO! Ya no le sirván otro Ale, Jackie.)

Anyhow, long story, short:

El Bajo Sexto is like a 12-string guitar, but with a lot of character, kind of like the TOLOLOCHE that untrained ears think, that is just your regular Paul McCartney bass. TROU Story, Gordon Sullivan told Mi.








The 2021 TIME Person of The Year on The ReVVie Awards in New York


Johnny Utah was a fag! And TRIXX are fo’4 non-blodes, Neo… If that’s a real Pill… and the Answer is, “No”, Melle. Tsirkin. No, you can either be Daphne, or you can either be Velma.

Live from The Park of La Nouvelle France

Ladies in Gemini, let’s cut through the chase, this year’s winner of the TIME Person of the Year on The ReVVie Awards in New York City goes to…


She Can Pitch.
She Can Knock the ball out of The Ballpark.
She Can Run, she can hustle, and steal 2nd like nobody’s business
and Alex, the Witt of this pussycat can also take care of the Right Field, square away the Left and just play Centerfield the way Fogerty intended that position to be played in… 33 1/3 are-Π-emes~es~else

Based on a Trou ReVVolution

LOUISE MICHEL … “yeah fuck it”.

Later on Forbes Magazine, the power of BHO

Hey, he made a Billion happen for The Boss!

Feliú – Feliú – Feliú ∆ La Vox… [no pun intended] of la Nueva Trova was heard from at least 100 lawmakers of the democratic wing of WALL STREET. No word if Bruce Springsteen was among the NEW “Öüï are the World„ cucharada de Hummus con Sandwich de Chorba.

Welcome to a special edition of:

IT’S THE ELEVENTH HOUR IN BHO’S HAWAIIAN GLORY THEYS, in Paris it’s already Saturday Morning Car Tunes


And, Stephanie Ruhle, that Robert Plant is a mystical fellow, but Alison, so is FRANK BLACK… you hillbilly SURFER ROSAEwe. By the way, “SS” on grill is short for SuperSport, garçon.

But wait!!! There is Moore!
Eye is SIRIUS not Syrian,
It’s TROU—BHO brought U.S. closer to Moore.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/12/16 /mundo /democratas-presionan-a-biden-para-normalizar-relaciones-con-cuba/

If los Moros y Cristianos were Judías Blancas Estofadas
esos moros y cristianos would not be facing an “Embargo”…
just ask José Díaz-Balart, he is a major STOCK holder for Bacardi, and General Dynamics.

And, Stephanie Ruhle, if ISRAEL has control of the AIPAC in Vegas; and, if ISRAEL had control of DONALD TRUMP, then tell U.S. Stephanie Rhule, WHO HAS Control of Joe Biden? Never mind THE UKRAINE.

If you are just joining PLANET EARTH, The NATION of ISRAEL was the result of the greatest GENOCIDE in 100 years of looping around HELIOS.

The aforementioned NATION is in turn based on a Multi-millenary FOLK TALE about a SNEAKY, CHEATING, no-Skill, CONIVING, BACK-Stabbing, son-of-a-bitch who’s mother TRICKED her Husband (by DIVINE DESIGN) into bestowing the Earth (The Promised Land) to her “shepard son” instead of Jacob’s Agricultural Engineer half-brotherESAI MORALES.


ISRAEL (Jacob’s Mom) invented CORRUPTION and impunity.

THE IRONY in that FACT, —if you are listening— is that The Nation of ISRAEL turned slowly but surely into a “pompous cosplay” of the very FINAL SOLUTION that promised a 1000-year empire and the end of all Broadway and Hollywood galas… not to mention those very annoying “French Vernissages“.

And Stephanie Ruhle, “Évry body knows that the GAME is rigged”, the reason that medicines are “fabulously expensive” in FLORIDA is because U.S. lawmakers make a lot of WaWa vessels and Jet Airplanes, because they violate the STOCK ACT, on accont that an 8ight-FIGURE violation only costs $200 U.S. or a slap on the CARTIER-armored wrist.

Fisgon is nosy en Castellano —!— https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2021/12/16 /cartones /fisgon .jpg

You know what else costs 200 U.S. Dollars to violate?
That’s right, Stephanie, An ELECTORAL COLLAGE vote.

And, Katty Kay… Can you believe that Clown in The Ukraine!

Cecil V. De Mille Presents… an MGM – Cesar’s – Paris – Montecarlo – AIPAC production

Boosting Trump’s Legacy in Nazareth
https ://www .timesofisrael .com /liveblog_entry /ukraine-says-it-recognizes-jerusalemas-israels-capitalwill-open-embassy-there/

Starring Matthew McConAugHey! as David writing the Psalm{a}s
willie geist is the mean bodybuilding giant with a media platform

This film has not yet been boosted! But knot to be outdone by Mika’$ Racing $tripes… 20 minutes later in Central Europe Time:

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /1914 /reader /reader .html #!preferred /0 /package /1914 /pub /1801 /page /26

Deer-copy Kat… Bennifer 2.003 called.

Page Tú: Since Ewe only gave Mí, your “funny paper”…

Revolution (Parts 3 & 4)
Osama Bin Laden:
Chapter IV
In, Laurence Bruce’s introduction to Michael Mann, man!

The Audacity of Hope en Castellano… What the fuck is “Español” anyway?… and Eye quotes, “Despite the religious rhetoric and the bloody means, [yada, yada, yada] … there is a SIMPLE reason why he [Bin Laden] attacked the U.S., etcetera, etcetera, Dim-Ah-long-Ah-ding-Dang,” Michael Mann of Incoherent Empire; true story.

L’Esprit en Images meets El Error de Descartes
Bpi : 3 7504 10251456 7

The following is a Time-Delayed comment.

Literally TWO FUCKING HOURS later on the REUTERS:
A Two Minute read… check the time stamps.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /asia-pacific /no-punishment-us-troops-involved-deadly-kabul-strike-pentagon -2021-12-13/

No punishment for U.S. troops involved in deadly Kabul strike- Pentagon

Hoy por ser día de tu santo… Hoy no hubo Jazz, Lupe.

BEHOLD! Latin ex~ers… the one name that does not need to be put into any SEXO category: GUADALUPE³

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /certains-l-aiment-fip/les-musiques-de-leonard-bernstein


Vocal Score: América (West Side Story)
Page 72, 73, 74, 75 (Tempo de Huapango, fast) 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81,82, 83… 88 (7a, America to Drugstore; Change of Scene; Instrumental, tempo de Huapango —fast.), 89.
Based on a conception of Jerome Robbins

Au Mexique, la mort de Vicente Fernandez, idole de la chanson populaire, bouleverse le pays (lemonde.fr)

7. America (Anita, Rosalia and Girls)
Cue: ROSALIA: That’s a very pretty name: Etcetera
Moderato; Tempo de “Seis” (repeat, ad lib; under dialogue until cue.)

Boosey -n- Hawkes 2000
Bpi: 3 7504 00242333 1

Eye See CHANO, Lupe.

And, أيمن محيى الدين²… Youse Knot foolin’ any PINTOs, baby, Oh-là-la, vato

³.~ Unless you happen to be “GUAD” Venegas on at msnbc public relations GUAD; Guad what, motherfucker? GUAD~alajara, WAD~ALA_Xara?


².~ Égypto-américain Radical, and former BFM’er TV intern, Ayman Mohyeldin, want proof °? What’s your poison?

Adventures in TRANSLATION {false friends} INTERN in SPANISH is the equivalent of a prisoner, or what Charlie Sheen calls, THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS PINTOS

I see Chano, —CHANO POZO.
Chano de América con acento.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /The_California_Raisins