Previously on, “Fuck Your Brand”
—1985 – 🇳🇮 Sandinista, Daniel Ortega 🇳🇮 becomes THE CULT LEADER of 🇳🇮 Nicaragua 🇳🇮 and vows to continue the transformation to
socialism WESTERN STYLE EVANGELISM² and an alliance with the Soviet Union VLADIMIR PUTIN and Cuba NICOLAS MADURO; across the 🇲🇽 Río Bravo, 🇺🇸 American policy continues to support the Contras in their revolt against the Nicaraguan government.
²~. 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir… It’s a 🇮🇱 FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! 🇺🇸 A NEW SENSATION, 🇦🇺 Aussie.
I’m telling you, ask any of the following, Tony Miles, Lansford Penn or, Timity Gordon Newton, all of Em# presbyters from Methodist Central on the 🇬🇧SW1, go ask Em#, give them the code, “David Icke” and then inquire what would The World del Mundo de Le Monde have had printed, if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of 😇 Methodist Central ⛪?
“Cons Piracy news”, y hasta —en negritas— para Mick Jagger! That is what The World del Mundo de Le Monde would have printed on Page One of the MOTHER JONES SHIP Almanac if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of the 🇬🇧Brits answer to the 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir de los cariocas.
— 1946 – 🇺🇸 The United States Army Signal Corps 🎌 successfully conducts Project 🏹 Diana, bouncing radio waves off the Moon and receiving the reflected signals.
If and only If:
JAIR BOLSONARO, remains in Florida by the time that The Sun is Out tomorrow,
you’ll Never Know, “How The West Was Won”.
³~. Which is WHY, Natalie Piolé, why Eye hates 🇬🇧 The Sixties 🇬🇧, but especially that Phucker, GRABIEL and his little Tú-tu_to—TOO…Tooth, ISSY 🧷 JE 🧷SUIS🧷 UN 🧷ANTI-Dent🦷ite, period!
From A to Z…
It’s just good COMMON SENSE:
— 1776 – American Revolution: Thomas Paine publishes his pamphlet Common Sense.
The Constitution over the cult.
https ://newyorktheater .me /2023/01/07 /rep-hakeem-jeffries-abc-of-american-values-the-constitution-over-the-cult-freedom-over-fascism-maturity-over-mar-a-lago/
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-Babylon One)
Emilie Munera… el próximo Requiem le corresponde al Senado de César, with musical guest, if you think Eye is Rod Stewart, –sexy, c’mon Cross The River with your Jeep™ers creepers, Babe… and let Mí, know.
But FO’ist! Öüï ketches-up with last night’s Phat Basterd’ Show, where JOSEPHUS is mappin’ his TAPS out of The Lion’s Den, the Barney Bigard Sextet is doing its thing and, GO’ill Denisas:
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /classic-black-white-jazz-sessions -3681313
🌬️ 🪕 Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone
Hilo, Hawaii, our 50th State just got the news at the Stroke of Midnight in Maui, 11 am at the Île-de-Franche, that:
— 1959 – Charles de Gaulle is proclaimed as the first President of the Franche Fifth Republic
— 2023 – Supporters of former Brazil president 🎱 Jair 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro 🕣 storm the Brazilian Congress.
— 1973 – Wa Wa gate scandal: The trial of seven men accused of illegal entry into Democratic Party headquarters at Watergate begins.
With this in mind, Öüï dared to ask, just how much influence could a man from Tupperware, Mississippi, fit into the White House, if a man from Tupelo, Mississippi could, and it turns out that a man from TuPelo could fit enough influence on a Wa Wa House to bring back a JET from the runway.
If and Only If
YOUR NAME IS:
Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson
Dr. In géRIAtre…
You of all MEDICAL interns at a PENN UNIVERSITY toxicomane center behind the ancienne INTERNATIONAL HOUSE IN 2008, knows exactly how to complete “The Pale Blue Eyes” code.
Note to editors, please relay to Évry Guan , that:
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental, with actual persons listed ‘on-the-record’ in the files of “The Talents and Skills Affair ».
In any case, or marquesina en Châtelet, I, Armando Segovia don’t select the Bale’s or the murciélagos en WEST Point 👉🏻, or in Philadelphia, but that doesn’t matter because tonight Öüï is touching base with Christian, in BALTIMORE, [Raven goes here]… based on the title of an movie starring “The 🦇 Dark 🦇 Knight”.
†1642 – Galileo Galilei, Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher (b. 1564)
Anyhow, LEA Marquesina², Eye just thought that you should know that RABIS is back and Ewe knows that the Black Plague is not far, from the immune response to the little mice’s-es that Ewe killed for Lo’Real.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/01/08 /estados /025n1est
Now, PanCake Pete, you might know who cracked that Egg in Arizona, but do you know WHAT came First? Who’s on NEXT?
Why, Is Where?
Of course you don’t, you people believe that T-Rex 🦖 opened up for Nazareth 🇮🇱.
Cousin Joe, Eye has seen SECRETS IN PLAIN SIGHT, and behold, —motherfucker!
And again (cocksuckers) I say unto you, It is easier for an Elephant (nevermind a camel) to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Axe_historique_de_Paris
nº 352 – aout – septembre 2022
And, Sam Stein, admit it! You are the illegitimate Anchor Baby of Eli Wallach, but most important, what Tony Plohetski did for the Austin American Comrade is no different than what Assange, and that other boy turned girl did for the NSA. Admit it!
Hola, in case you are new to this blog, then it should come as no surprise that it ain’t nuthin’ but a thing for US to draw a straight line between a guy named WEBB and a fucking photograph. But FO’ist, my favorite “China” is on right now, and wouldn’t you know it, president Biden did use the López Obrador playbook, how many points in that list of demands were there?
Salieron de San Isidro
procedentes de Tijuana
Traían las llantas del carro
repletas, —de hierba mala.
The WETBACK edition and a side of frijolitos con cristianos
gallo pinto en blanco y negro
Paloma Negra del cu-cu ruco en Garibaldi o MISMO en le Quartier Général de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.
And, Madame Kerschova, en Paris, tout—Eye_SAY—TOUT!!! Les Columbas Rupestris shit on Galatea and Pygmalion doesn’t care.
After the break, Master Will, stars as the producer at le Promenade de Dowton♠ Abby en Nice-sous-Alps, and Galatea del Río takes on the role of Lili Von Shtüpp and in THAT position, Galatea finally gets to deliver the Wilder line, cut from the Original “Promenade des Anglais”:
And she says in her German accent, ‘Is it true what they say about you people?’ And Cleavon says, ‘I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.’
Note to The Producer’s, in this RENDITION of Blazing Saddles, Lili Von Shtüpp, [alias] Galatea, has been given the Charisma of speech, but that cunt is blind as a shithouse bat on SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY.
https ://groovyhistory .com /blazing-saddles-quotes
♠~. All apologies if Eye mispelled your “Crest ».
https ://seinfeld .fandom .com /wiki /Joe_Bookman
If you are just joining this monologue, and think that my beef is With “el patrón” at Emmaüs PARIS, [Dangling Participle*] you (little tigre 🐯) would be forgiven for being a dumb-ass, and here is why:
*.~ Dangling participles are part of the original Venn Diagrams of this blog. Dangling participles are not compatible with this outdated WordPress theme, but if you, our mostly appreciated non-reader, are in on the joke, then you know that you are probably standing gobsmacked inside the regions of a Vesica Pisces.
The Chickens have come HOME to Loué… and, Madame Hidalgo, it’s like they say
in The Ozarks, “pick your god and pray” in Monaco, “pick your god and get ON THE GRAVY TRAIN 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃.
Samba con Bajo Sexto de Guadalupe, Perros Bravos… Nuevo Lyon, y Monaco, —aussi.
So, yeah, NEVERMIND THE POLACKS – here comes the Sax Cuetes.
For those not versed en las cosas del amor, a “cuete” can either be a « pedo¹ » or, UN saca pedos. And by ‘pedo’, Öüï is of course referencing una Bronca (not a chiva) but a skirmish, if youse versed in plomazos, not to be confused with PALOMAZOS, because that’s nothing but a Jam.
¹.~ (Ese güey y’anda Bien PEDO! Ya no le sirván otro Ale, Jackie.)
Anyhow, long story, short:
El Bajo Sexto is like a 12-string guitar, but with a lot of character, kind of like the TOLOLOCHE that untrained ears think, that is just your regular Paul McCartney bass. TROU Story, Gordon Sullivan told Mi.
Live from The Park of La Nouvelle France
Ladies in Gemini, let’s cut through the chase, this year’s winner of the TIME Person of the Year on The ReVVie Awards in New York City goes to…
She Can Pitch.
She Can Knock the ball out of The Ballpark.
She Can Run, she can hustle, and steal 2nd like nobody’s business
and Alex, the Witt of this pussycat can also take care of the Right Field, square away the Left and just play Centerfield the way Fogerty intended that position to be played in… 33 1/3 are-Π-emes~es~else
LOUISE MICHEL … “yeah fuck it”.