Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

GOT MY Orange crush… REM is not good enough for Morning Joe*

C’mon, SIREN… show Mí, the Man holding The Motherfucking Pussy. DeNoêl, 1967 par Fallet.

Merci-merci-merSEE… « L’infortune du Cocu » , or something like that.

♫ BANG, bang, bang… and then blame. In Antigua, CHINA is starting their own Académie Française. And all the BLAME on this Chinese Belt falls on TOCQUEVILLE and the IMF… and it’s all General Colin Powell’s fault.

* La Honte, Mika Brzezinski!!! La Honte. That PIMP, Joe Scarborough has you, of all Brezezinskis!!! peddling all of the musical guests that can’t make it into the segments of THE WILLIE GEIST SHOW.

In ConTexto… Stacey Abrams, GEORGIA deserves every FUCKING thing that voter supression is going to deliver, but that’s another dream for latin people in the U.S.A… because we are in the same fucking boat.

And in EUROPE, more specifically in PARIS:

The inner city blues are like The California Pinto League in the film American History X. The French benevolent ignore and Hilarity in The French version of The Producers… reloads.

It’s funny because on page 9 of CNEWS N°2620, Alexei Navalny receives the Señorito « SAKHAROV » Award, heck just a few editons ago²… wait for it Benitez, La Nebula is around the corner… Sing: “Nah, nah, nah, NAH.

².) N°2615 Oct. 8, 2021:

REPORTERS sans FRontiers… according to that Editon, capital i, Defendente Génolini was promoting the ONG for the Nobel PEAce Prize (punto y coma) the reason, because that would be a Good Way to put a “shining light” on journalism.

Hail SATAN!!! That the prize was directly AWARDED to TWO Journalists and not to an INTERMEDIARY like an Organização Não-Governamental, and HERE IS {WHY’no}… in the words of the CADRE at the SIEGE of Emmaüs in Paris, it turns the ASSOCIATION into a POLITICAL ENTITY¹.

¹. For reference please refer to …  Wait for signal.

And In New Mexico: Alec Baldwin just woke up from a TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE, it seems that he will forever be typecasted into the role of an old dude speaking to a cellphone:

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Bruno_Wolkowitch #Doublage

Stephen Baldwin’s brother…
was of course, Bruno WOLKOWITCH in la VF.

And, Jon{without the aitch}atan Lemire, “me quito la camisa…”

But F.O.ist! it’s, Getting to Know Ewe… or something like that. As this develops, i {asegovia”.com} would like to disclose that my cell phone is possesed, Right Now, General Colin Powell is trying to get out of, IT! but like Öüï told Ewe, “Ich Bin Ein BERLINale ³»… many, many ALE, Nightman.

³. Internationally known as the “Ballad of a White Cow“, but over in Eye Ran for Ewe everybody CENSORED, IT! as… wait for it, wait:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2020/07/27 /time-time-time-see-whats-become-of-me/
Le pardon or, LA VACHE! Yasmin Vasoughian,
LA VACHE!!!

Arriba, GIGNAC!!! Bola de TECOS§

VIRGINA is appalled THAT Thom Jefferson… “the” Thom Jefferson was evicted from the Mairie de New York… Those fucking Yankees!!! This means CIVIL WAR, The FRENCH DISPATCH has contacted WONDER WOMAN à FRÉJUS, Kirsten Sinéma… she’s taking over CANNES and changinig the “c” for and ESE, vatos.

https ://www .liberation .fr /international /amerique /new-york-se-debarrasse-de-la-statue-de-thomas-jefferson-et-de-son-passe-esclavagiste-20211019_VQXAQ3GJAVF3DHBCL25E2V53QE/

Papaya Republic and a Band in parts productions presents

Senator {D~AZ} Kirsten La Pétomane Cinéma in the Role of “La Mujer Mara Villa »…

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT RUSSIAN PRISONS in ƒrance

https ://www .rfi .fr /en /international /20211019- former-inmate-who-exposed-torture-in-russian-jail-seeks-asylum-in-france

Based on a TROU story and a stolen police report… in colaboration with The 885th Edition of The Melle. Pitch Awards and… Live From New York Eye is SERIOUS and BALZAC was a FAG!!!

ALAgrAphy ARtiST and SCIenTIST-in-RESIDENCE @59RIVOLI and @ISC-PIF

PARIS-BASED COSMOPOLITAN ARTIST… i store my shit right behind your alley, this is TROU. Anyhow i know that you won’t read this blog©… still, my étílica profesional requires FULL DIISCLOSURE and Sir, a few days ago I challenged your ass to a DUEL (duelo en espagnol)…

The WAGER:

Your “Stare at the old women” to see small pictures frames, against what i call the DENTILS.

If I win i get to RENAME France KNOT as a “republica bananera”, but a PAPAYA REPUBLIC… brand that with Donnie Deutsh.

Dear, Presi Emmy McRon: Eye hears that you are feeling JAPANESE

FOR THE RECORD: IHEAL means “BOY”, ask Dr. Alain Rouquie at The latinamerican CASA en Saint~Germain-des-Près.

5 de octubre – Armando Segovia (asegovia3.com)

“Facing clear evidence of peril {MEXICAN WINDPOWER} from « La Rumorosa », we cannot wait for the final proof – the smoking gun – that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud, {GUST of WIND²… nevermind the Fire³, —Earth¹}.” Et°cet°era°, et°cet°era°, et°cet°era°,…

Toma Choco~latte at the IHEAL… go ahead, CHECK “SEPTEMBER”, el llamado “mes de la patria”.

¹²³. Earth, Wind & Fire – Boogie Wonderland (Official Video) – YouTube

… una de re°integro from Yesterday’s draft:

And When AT LAST the OIL DRILLING is DONE, when fossil fuels have gone the way of Les Dinos, DON’T SIT DOWN —motherfucker— It’s Time to DIG another PLANET!!!

The good thing about this blog is that the Benevolent Pharmacist does Knot read, IT!

And, Jon Batiste, all of a sudden Willie Geist wants to get on the Carmela and the Au Pied de Cochon gravy train, and as that sexy sax player that tailed that tuba in front of the sushi shop at Rue des Lombards will note, there is a WAR going on. Last night the thugs from the Baiser Salé crowd showed you just how far they (those motherfuckers) will go to keep the good folks of the Luc des Lombards from the fucking Tijuana ghetto à Paris. Carmela, should know… y tu mamá también, Diego Luna—Tu Mamá También.

Knot to be confused with The Wolf from the Tenor Family in Nantucket.

Hello, i Love You… won’t you tell Mí your name?

https ://www .nytimes .com/2021/10/13 /us /politics /kyrsten-sinema-fundraising-europe .html

It’s Weekend Editon (motherfuckerS)

… [G]oce la posibilidad de alborotar el barrio.
Por tres pesetas puede ser bombero voluntario
O galopar en sube y baja el mundo en un potrillo.
Dos colorados tengo y uno tordillo.

Coming up Jimbo reviews how music would be put into a machine through Algo-de-ritmo and art through Ones~and~Ceros at the CNRS à Duc des Lombards and Tangents suspensivas… but really, aren’t all Tangents suspensivas? Otherwise them motherfuckerS would be nothing but a straight line through Route 66, periodΩ

Gooooo, Dodgers.

…

 

Anyhow, Mick Jagger… you know you should be glad

And here’s why:

Mick en Las Lomas de Hayek… Les Éternels

Imagine that you are one of them sponsors of “the original” Rencontrés Cinématographiques Viva Mexico (sin acento) à Lilas, casi esquina con “Dirty old River must Ewe keep Rollin’? »…

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/11 /politica/inmoral-y-provocadora-la-conducta-de-lozoya-amlo/

 

And, Cousin Joe… who’s on first? KYLIAN MBAPPÉ

From L’Equipe at Le Parisien:

https ://www .20minutes .fr /sport /3144839-20211011 -france- espagne-comprend-comment-pourquoi-but-kylian-mbappe-pu-etre-valide

La remontada de France… it’s like when the U.S. Cavalry was spotted being FUERA DE LUGAR at the Pahá Sápa* in South Dakota. C’est l’Honte!!!

It’s called Video Assistant or Assisted Referee, but the French have not invented that technology yet, so it’s not compatible with the CANAL PLUS / BeIn Sports C.G.I. animated monitos and the result of a match in favor of La France.

In Historical terms that’s like Spain claiming that the Inquisition was not UN FUERA DE LUGAR, coño!!!

Soup Sandwich, nah… it’s been done before.
And Cousin Joe replies:

Ok. Ok, ok, ok!
How about a peanut butter sandwich… in CYRILIC!

Is that it, Cousin Joe? Is that all youse got?
And Cousin Joe, scratches his balls, carefully keeping from the edges of the Lou Costello autograph.

Ok. Ok. Ok, ok, ok!
How about if Alex throws in a few Egg Rolls, but no spaghetti!!!

https ://finance .yahoo .com /news /1-biden-failed-secure-summit-222623725 .html?

I don’t know, Cousin Joe… Yve’s (pronounced like Hives without the letter aitch, which happens to be la hache y la h es muda) is wondering if Peanut Butter Noodles are in the menu…

Profeco warns that it could withdraw Maruchan-type soups and the internet responds with memes

And the Mexican President butts in outlawing “Chinese Noodles” for having no nutritional value so, KNOW! No noodles for you, AUSSIE, true to form AMLO takes full-credit for the Dodgers 9-2 victory over the GIGANTES de San FRAN… Gooooooo, Dodgers!

And KATTY KAY… stay away from THE TRIBE, and at the RISK of BEING GUILLOTINED by the VERY ULTRAS en PARIS:

FRENCH 101… Mick mettre en scène une scène, and just like the one AFTER 9 oh, NINE!!! Nobody paid any attention to “el fuera del lugar”, which in this case is of course THE FUCKING BAR, Charlie. 

https ://www.insider .com /mick-jagger-unrecognized-at-charlotte-bar-before-rolling-stones-concert -2021-10

Mick Jagger was caught being OFF-SIDE at a dive in THE SOUTH. Stop it Mick! McCa and that UFO Fighter already staged the incongnito outside of a bar.

For the record, The Beatles always had that EYE DON’T KNOW WATT in their act. It’s Trou.

Paul McCartney was turned away from a club. He should be glad
by: Luke Holland
HOLLAND!!! Eye smells a Mexican Staged Act: NO FUE PENAL.
As heard on TATTOO YOU: you’re such an actress you don’t need no acting school, Mick. Sin Celery: “Blackbird“.

Previously on, “Ahora Cuéntame una de OMBREs”

https ://www .wordreference .com /enfr /shadow

Reach for it Ombre.

WADR³ to the NATIONs around The BLACK HILLS in Toulouse…
for the record, this Special Edition of el Día de La Raza is running para-lelos at our media crutch: