Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

11 of U.S. dead and one French… but you better not kill the groove

“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.

A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.

All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump

… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur

And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?

 

Hey now! — Dead ⚡head sticker on a Cadillac

… a little voice inside my head said don’t look back³.

I prefer my Dodge-patas

I prefer my 🚶‍♂️ Dodge-patas

Interoceanic accident slows its positioning and cools business interest¹

Du projet phare à l’incertitude

🚂… Trouble with youIs the trouble with meGot two good eyesBut we still don’t seeCome round the bendYou know it’s the endThe fireman screamsAnd the engine just gleams 🚞🚞🚞🚃

¹~. Casey Jones has left the train station.

Trucking.

 

³~. The Boys of Summer.

🎶 And you know that notion
Just crossed my mind 💀

La NOVA es ahora Magna ⛽ America’s Unstoppable Nigger Act

Radio Périphérique… des chicanes aux champions… “ya llegó Niki Lauda”.

Listen to the radio

Listen to the radio because if you are going to Fackham Hall, then you better be ready for Mofokeng and not forget that the future is nothing but a past to come.

Here comes the world — with a look in its eye … 🎙️

 

🦤 The Code 🇵🇸 Word is : I stand with Israel.

… jump to South Africa, that’s basically home for Mí in France, Mandela knows, because there’s an “eve’s dropped” smacked between the Trompas de Eustaquio y la « canopée ».

La Odisea de Las Verduleras de Sheinbaum en San Lázaro distrito de morena

Up next : SALVADOR with James WOULDS… in this episode, SAUDI ARABIA and Jared Kushner can go fuck a duck, and by “duck” James Woulds is not talking about DAFFY DUCK, but that other fucking duck named Donald.

🌻 Everybody Wants To Rule The World — 🎶 I want you to be 📚 with me tonight.

Warner Bros. asks its investors to reject Paramount Skydance’s takeover bid

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /cultura /2025/12/17 /warner-bros-pide-sus-inversionistas-que-rechacen-la-oferta-de-adquisicion-de-paramount-skydance–

Chayote Chino “Grown-in-France” en especial, 2.99 €/Kilo… lo bueno de esas verduleras de la Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador es de que ellas si estudiaron en La Sorbonne con las becas de P.R.I. y los “bonos” d’esas remesas del tío migrante en la vecina Unión de Ronald Reagan in 1984*.

MOvimiento de REgeneración Nacional

Periodismo quebequés.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /economia /2025/12/16 /amlo-apoyo-con-billones-de-pesos-pemex-sigue-como-la-mas-endeudada-imef 

L’IMPORTANCE DE VULGARISER
et
RAPPORTER L’INFORMATION

Oh, l’Humanité, look what they’ve done to Bagnolet… je me souviens.

AMLO supported Pemex with 3 trillion pesos… and it remains the most indebted: Institute of Finance Executives (IMEF)

War is Memory : Chiquita Banana y UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in El Salvador de JAMES 📸WOODS invita.

 

But seriously, Odysseus, fuck you and that Swineheard-er from The Bronx: Destiny is Knot Written, knot by-a-long shot. Now “nanu-nanu” your way to Back To The Future at BFM’er TV, but you better leave “Mindy”, who goes by Alix at Issy-les-Moulineaux, —alone.

Fake Horses’ special delivery to Paris, from The Greeks.

 

Additionally, nevermind The Boston Red Sox, that outfit is filled with Monkees. In any case, there are approx. 146 days until the start of the Los Angeles Dodgers ⚾ start to defend the 2025 Championship.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World… so glad Öüï almost made it.

 

I Wonder 🤔… why Sixto Rodríguez became a dry wall installer

If Ewe knows, Ewe knows.

I wonder, Raphaël Moran, i wonder 🤔, maybe if i would have followed the Buddy Kane mantra i too could have been a friend of Mexico in France:

The Legacy Touch, “in order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.” Buddy Kane.

 

Any güey, Stéphanie Coleau… what do you mean that France, is not attracting talent? You sexy thing, haven’t you heard? The Mexican president(a) is sending an up-and-coming whipper-snapper named ALEJANDRO GERTZ MANERO to take on the role of “LEAD AMIGO de México en Francia.”

En fin, Stéphanie Coleau, Öüï now returns to Salò : PASOLINI’s 120 Days in South Park where Jesus Christ stars in the remake of “Il vangelo secondo Matteo” acted by the 4th-graders of South Park Elementary.

The Circle Of City 🥡 Wok 💩 : escatología para principiantes.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /El_Evangelio_según_san_Mateo

Over at Times Square, Jaqueline Alemany is showing her TROU COLORS on The Weekend, “Jackie” only wants to hear from some (not) all of the viewers of the Aunt Gloria Show… find your piece, Jackie, go’ahead find your 30 pieces of gold Jaqueline.

Jaundice³ is the color of MSNOW

For context, previous to the EVICTION NOTICE handed over to MSNBC, the weekend show (aptly named) “The Weekend” changed horses (sort’of speak) before being tossed out to a “temporay tent-site” at Times Square but worst of all, the MSNBC/Universal contract was  stripped off of thier NBC credentials, and soooo ; if anyone is wondering why (among other cut-backs on the MSNOW budget) there’s a robo-weather segment instead of a ‘real’ weather checker, or why the “CHOPPER 4” shots stopped showing the Manhattan skyline before the break-to-commercials on the Morning Mika Show or, worst of all !!! Why AGENT ANGLE stopped reporting from the soon-to-be Russian Annexed territories from them Ukraine Girls, where this time around it was The WEST who left them bitches behind and not the other way around, well it’s because LORNE MICHELS wanted to occupy all of the MSNBC sets. There’s no other reason, Lorne Michels wanted a bigger set for his little Saturday Night Show.

³~. Mexican Yellow or Tijuana Traffic Hue

🎶 Let’s Go Dodgers — game one

First base runner of the night, told you he was going to walk that Güey 🍁. If only Eye’d “micro bet” like Ewe do.

Top of the first.

 

See you at the middle of the Seventh… for some crackers, Jacques!

Bottom of the 2nd:
Dodgers 1 – BJ’s 0 with the bases loaded, 🎶 Let’s Go Dodgers ⚾ Othani on deck

Pete’s on parade… and mister Betts walks to 1st.

 

Bottom of the 3rd :

🎶  Let’s-go—LAD’s … Mookie goes home, Dodgers 2 – BJ’s 0, runner-on-third ; Two Down… and it’s off to the middle of the 3rd.

Bottom of the 4th :

… nothing to see here.

Top of the 4th  :

Blue Jays homer, Tijuana on first ; tied game 2-2

Bottom of the 5th :

… we’ve got a game ladies in Gemini. Tied game al tú por tú.

Ballroom blitz…

 

Bottom of the 6th :

Nothing to see here… Meh. Ronald Reagan commercial goes here ; Ewe gots’ to give TORONTO credit, Fuck The Queen, and I am not talking about Melania.

It’s night time in America 🛒📈 🇨🇦 🧾 🇺🇸 📉

 

Top of the 6th… Bases loaded, bullpen change-up, oh boy! Feels like a GAME 7. LAD walks in a run with bases loaded, Tijuana Strolls to home plate ;  BJ’s 3 LAD 2, no outs ; BJ’s Score Toronto 5 – LAD 2… Dodgers go to the toolbox and it’s the third pitcher for the night and, oh boy — GRAND SLAM TORONTO 🍁 9 – 🇺🇸 2… Tijuana sends one out of the dome Blue Jays 11 – Los Angeles Dodgers 2

Bottom of the 7th:

🎶 All Right Now, Let’s go Dodgers… Othani delivers hits one out of Left Field. Dodgers 4 — BJ’s 11

 

🥜 … not quitting, but it’s 5 a.m. in CET and it’s going to be a rough They in two hours here so, nighty nite, “America”.

Here’s a “proposition” … arbeit makes Ewe free, governor

Double-dipping to the 5th power… from the creators of “My Niggas In Paris” comes the story of HIDALGO : y que chingue a madre quien deje ALGO.

Tocqueville was a publicist, not a philosopher from La French Mancha 🫟… in this sense, Alexis was closer to a pundit than that guy³ with the funny hairstyle on the pages of Match or the Ari Melber Show on “The Beat”.

³~. Bernard-Henri Lévy… “a real-live philosopher”, according to Ari Melber.

Context follows.

 

In local news, retirees living life ‘through Rose Colored glasses’ will not have to worry about losing any benefits until the next French presidential general election or Russia’s incursion into NATO’s backyard (whichever happens first).

Not to be confused with « snow ❄️  flakes ».

 

Our word of the they is Heaux in French, which transliterates to Holy Ho! Is that a puppet in your pocket or one of them Guignols on 54th Street?

Taxi Driver … Goooooo, Dodgers! — Travis 🥩-House BICKLE got what he wanted, a president that would clean the cum out of his taxi 🚖 cab, at 63rd and Broadway.

 

Meanwhile in Chicago, USA, Hitler’s ‘crystal lens‘ can’t shine a light on Trump’s ICE-stapo there.

The Book Club for men… sometimes, anyhow.

 

Across the Potomac, the secretary of war is keeping his bodily fluids safe at The Pentagon, including the cum on his $10,000 toilets seats.

Dimme 🧜‍♀️

What are you doing, Siren? Leave them kids alone.

Paris Iberico… Goooooooo PSG!

 

Never trust a « guinea » with De Niro, especially if Bobby is playing “The Irishman” but that’s only because Éire is the nigger of Europa. Semantic enigma gone circular on The SEINE.

Travellng tip nº60:

Previously on : A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Academy du Climat… Fabrice Dalongeville did not realize that the magazine sponsoring his fruty beer at the bar also set up a “love room” underneath the kitchen at l’Académie.

When in France, never get between Phoenicians and Parisians when the Champions League is on.

Minuto 12′: HAKIMI scores… Paris 1 – Milan 0

Amarillo no es tu color.

Minuto 20′ : Doué scores…
PSG 2 – Inter Milan 0

Oh, the humanity.

Leave it to radiofrance to summon the the greatest French footballer in the history of the Premier 🦁 League, mister Éric Cantona into the Jersey’s scène; talk about bosses.

You get a taco, Ewe gets a taco, Évry body gets a taco.

So Whatch-gonna-play now, —Siren?

It’s knot Mí, Alicia Menendez… It’s what Jorge wanted

You can’t choose your relatives but you can certainly SHOE your followers, Alicia Menendez!!! Shoe your followers bitch, Jesus already washed the toe jams from the pinkie. Choose your followers, knot your family.

¡Ataca Francisco!

Issy-He-never went back to La Plata, it’s true… but so did Leo Dan and Marciano Verde, they never went back but there is a reason for it, Amigo Organillero, —the pope liked The Tequila Effect and El Pibe loved Javier Solis.

Anyhow, padre… little ol’Eye told you that little Lolita had seen a lot, and then she took her life, that is  FOR WHOM that “organillo” if in front of the that trombone in the form of a BULLHORN plays for.

Dicho d’otra manera Victoria, Joseph and, Jeremy :
Virginia Giuffre, a former MAR-A-LAGO sex-trafficked victim killed her brain off in Australia… Thanks Prince Andrew 🇬🇧 !!! And thank you President Trump, your sword-fighting buddy Jeffery Epstein could not have recruited the then 14 year-old Mar-a-Lago (baggage 👜 handling)  worker without your stupid Sharpie 🖕 signature.

Algo-tisim… or some Guido like that, it’s like a Gregorian chant for beer-drinking mugs and an algorithm for a better Madeline 🦪 on the Handmaid’s🤰moon 🏅 phase of the Last Weekend on of The Symone Sanders Tales.

Across the Washington Cathedral, it’s “Have A Baby Your Fucking Cow”. The game where some twat gets $5000 devalued U.S. Dollars if she pops a baby out.

It’s all part of the Donald Trump “look over here“ shit show in Rome.

Our hearts and prayers are with the Filipinos in Canada.

Fiel a México siempre, that’s what Jorge 🇦🇷 used to say, but I (Armando Segovia) bet that the good Miners ⛏️ at “Paso del Norte EWE” missed the point when Francis landed there, at the Abraham González CJS, instead of The fucking Franklin Mountains or Biggs Fields.