Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

The following must be read in an Eddie “Buckweed” Murphy voice

Deer, Reverend Jackson, we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] would like to remind you that we don’t chose the headlines, or the current events that intersect with “What’s Happening” today, por ejemplo, —Vicente Fox.

Check it out, Rev., why go fishing if you are going to throw the fish back into the water! Think about it, Eye does not want to even begin to figure out how many hours go into extraditing a Mexican that dares to provide the SUPPLY that Americans DEMAND for their recreational activities (mariguana) and their adrenaline needs in Wall Street (cocaine), that money would be better spent fixing our failing prison system.

And why? Why use little fishes like “El Chapo” Guzmán to squeeze the publicity for the War on Drugs, why not –instead– use mr. Guzmán’s (work history and testimony) as a witness against the last three administrations of Mexican Presidents (Peña/Calderón/Fox), i mean “the buck stops with them” when it comes to being the intermediaries of at least one American president who used cocaine to fund a war in a foreign land.

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The Draft before Chiapas

The Draft before Chiapas .:. 0D6BB7EA-CA48-48FC-90C9-68083F353208 —_•!•_— meets the biggest “Junkie” with a CAPITOL “J” on The Hill, and a financial investment FIRM called CITY BANK, of course, until the French write Season 3 of Narcos Mexico, it’s all hearsay. Of course for Americans born during the great white hype of “it’s morning in America”, or something like that hype, the last obstacle for “their” new century trade agreement is in the form of Donald Trump’s spring cure for them Corona’s in Las Vegas. In the mean time, as Americans celebrate their presidents, the Peacocks at Rockefeller Plaza have a quota on the word of the Week: BAKED IN, as in… Americans have a mattress sale Baked-In for every federal holiday  in  on the calendar, or, another example might be, THE PUNDITS Baked–in the fact that presidential candidate, Michael Bloomberg, is currently playing the role of HER.

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¿A poco sí, primo?

¿A poco sí, primo‽ El Tío Sam soltó “the most wanted”, what a D.E.A.L., no wonder the U.S. of A. is a Beacon of Justice around the known world, what a güey to “rehabilitate” those responsible for hundreds of thousands of “killings”. Kate del Castillo and Sean Penn should receive the Medal of Freedom from the hands of Eric Trump, the smart prince [next to his cretin brother] in the Trump Kingdom of them United States .:. Attention Mexicans: To all the people who are still missing the innocent victims who were COLLATERAL DAMAGE from these two, WE THE PEOPLE OF THE USA, commend you for your grief. Keep sending those “remesas” back to Mexico, and give WESTERN UNION and CARLOS SLIM ELIU a NICE BIG CHUNK of your hard earned LOW WAGES (legal or not) while MSNBC and a very nice (activist) chef from Asturias prepares tonight’s feast, in the mean time, öüï the staff are going to masturbate.

Meanwhile in Wawa Land, the justice department is redistributing your hard earned Income Taxes on criminal hide–a–ways; En México, en México no pasa nada, güey.

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Yup, some Jews supported the National Party, and that is all that i am going to point out.

Black Panther meats Minority Whip

Black Panther meats Minority Whip on MAGA and other assorted Stocks Exchange on the “Ey” Train .:. 8C562747-B056-4082-BDB3-2FB638E63332

Any güey, Reverend Sharpton, do you really believe that Cousin and Mrs. Brzezinski really–really plan their early evening weekends in Nantucket, around your Nation‽ Nigga’PLEASE.

“Eye know You — You know Mí”

“One and one and one is:

“One and one and one is .:. FBBDA598-1C84-4EF2-8CCD-F7847AEE6622 🙋🏽‍♂️Three‽

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The Source: it figures that fo’Presidents They weekend, our Lorde Lorne lanzara la llamada que anuncia este C•A•R•N•A•V•A•L and that Isoglossa Woodii demanded his “barbas” porque “los morenos” están por llegar.

40 Acres and a Mule

40 Acres and a mule, works for film, however .:. 8C83FFEF-A96E-41CF-99D1-218BF04AD908 🎬 Brother Panther, it must be Chicago, that town does strange things to people in politics, just ask Rahm Emanuel and his version of “The Nation City”, he too Brother Rush* knows damn well, like the Reverend Al Sharpton and Bibi^ what “stop and frisk” means. ♟ Now, Brother Man, not to put mister Mike Bloomberg on the same auction platform but if you are chasing in the 21st Century City for a “House” for them 19th Century-promises… [T]hen the Distinguished Whip from the Great State of South Carolina needs not tell the Nation who he will be voting for, the question is in what neighborhood would he be wanting that House to Burn on next Week’s Saturday Night Live with a Talking Head, eh?

* Brother Rush. https ://www .politico .com /newsletters /illinois–playbook /2020/01/22/ bloomberg–snags–rush–rogers–chicagos–diversity–ranking–not-so-subtle-dis-488124

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… [A]nd in the role of Diego Luna, General Michael Flynn

14 de febrero, 2014… Deer, Rick Wilson: you (motherfucker) look like a caricature of my Right-side ball (testicle), and them Vans that you are wearing with that Johnatan Lemire “tie” is for the “age–es–Ese”.

Watch’em folks, the guy with the ugly tie has a pattern of waking up after a holiday weekend with a “dead hooker in his truck”, check the MorJo files, It’s all D.A.R.E. in black and white for the Purple Pundit’s eyes .:. FAF529C6-C8D2-49EC-B668-8655FEE18194 🧶 In context, for Mister Larry David in Yada, yada, yada LAnd, it is a good thing that our Lorde Lorne took and/or sent the “subjects“ —ALCAHUETES— by any-other–name (andavedile… for the ASTURIAS chefs) on a holiday weekend just in time For CARNIVAL Cruises, otherwise Mister Rick “i hang a shotgun on the back seat of my pick-up truck” Wilson would get away with being a “Pepsi–Light” version (on the MSNBC’s) of “COKE Classic–RUSH” on the « Make America GrEAT AgaIN”. That is to say, tune in —join former Sen. Claire Mcacaskill on the professional Ronald Reagan punditry circuit, which happens to be just in front of Saint Patrick’s Cathedral and just one step–behind The Fountain of Miss RAND.

We begin in WaWa land, where President Trump has vowed to “cuddle” any Department of Justice findings (trumped–up or otherwise) and use these to benefit his “romance” with despotism in the land of the FREE; Happy President’s Day, Senator Susan Collins, you, madam, are the MainE sex blow–up doll in the 45th Administration of them United States.

Alcahueta principalE

Alcahueta principalE .:. D11C69A4-9B17-42D1-9604-C6E0FDDE39F4—_•!•_— I am Armando Segovia, and Eye approve this message… Bernie Bros. friendly… as long as Millionaires, just like NARCOS and MEXICAN politicians can buy votes with COLD–HARD–CASH and with PAGO EN ESPECIE (In-kind payments for those in The Liberal Arts Fields).

Moving on…

Over on the Deadline hour, the Purple Pundit is fixated on patterns. Now, because Nicole Wallace is color blind, our trademarked tridimensional Venn Diagrams would do wonders for our favorite pundit, next to Rachel, and Mika, and Elise, and Stephanie, and Joyce, and Alex, and of course Jasmin.

in other news, Ugly Mexicans should not be allowed on Television/Streams; especially the ones from Connec•i•cut, or Del•A•where, or Balt•y•Moore, or one of the Yankee states.

Meanwhile, on the Rachel Maddow Show, a Federal Judge admits that We The People are living in the Realm of a Banana Republic.

Rule N° 3 of Fight Club, Annex 2 — You must save Institutions

Previously on,

First they came for the jerk–offs

First they came for the jerk–offs .:. 438F86F2-F5F6-4E23-A682-07E057AA59FF ~ But because Air America no longer existed, yada-yada-yada,…

The Holy Book of Armaments, chapter ii; verses 9 to 21… King Arthur insisted on calling Nº FIVE, —Number Three. When asked why by some bloke called Brian, King Arthur could only quote a feller from The Washington Post called Eugene Robinson saying,  “I’ve been to the Southern Part of América and seen a TYRANNY or TWO”, so Eye covered it. To which Brian replied, “What the fuck is a Washington Post, and what kind Donkey did Eugene Robinson rode into town WITT?”.

TIMMY!

TIMMY! .:.

Intrigued, a bloke named Brian followed up with, “now your majesty, what is this Southern Part of América that you speak of, and are you saying that U812?”, please do tell, said Brian.

King Arthur then said that he tried, but that he was skeptical about the menu, which for $20 million Aztec quids, and a “pledge” to buy (in voluntary, form) a lottery ticket for a Flying Circus Fortress, that it kind of gave the Warrior King a case of “The Revenge of « Montezuma »” even before the Hot Tamales de Chipilín were prepared.

Deer, TIMMY!

Deer, TIMMY! .:. 61A0B51F-3EEF-4A4D-85A3-87E700213C11 🧮 Tommy sends his 🕶 regards: 🖕🏼

… [A]nd people forget, that every circus has more than one ACT, ISSY ¡que t’estoy Echando el Ojo a ti España! Vaya manera de servir el plato principal al estilo de El nuevo  patrón  Emperador del Patio Trasero; ISSY’n sarcasmo esta vez, a ver cuándo, John Mill Ackerman “atrapan” a Los Moreira en Saltillo, pa’ver si deveras es “integral” la cenita esa con buches d’AGUAS para los empresarios de Salinas de Gortari; a.k.a. LA EX mafia de El Poder, eh‽

¿Misión Cumplida?

¿Misión Cumplida? .:. 32DD3056-4466-4FBC-BB73-F7D462FDE076 —_•!•_— Lozoya Austin es el Chivo expiatorio de Romero Deschamps.

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A tale of two Fuentes — Hey, Chuckles… you get a pass*

Ladies in Gemini, we [the staff] are forced to multithread Los Hilos de Sasha and Los Hilos de Hawaii along with the news of the day.

Los monitos de la jornada

Los monitos de la jornada .:. 362D798D-08A0-4956-8A07-2DF78030742D 🤞🏼Una bendi’jion de dedos cruj’ados.

So, Chuck Todd, because we’ve felt the “brown shirt” and “stasi–like” harassment from both the Mexican presidential election of 2012 and, from the U.S. election of 2016, öüï [the staff] are not going to dock your honky-ass a day’s pay, for being a dick on the Air. Consider this a warning, because it’s Fire—fire H.E.A.T. if you ever feel ‘silly’ again.

You are not fooling anyone

You are not fooling anyone with those crooked spectacles, John Oliver .:. 83423835-05A4-41DF-914A-90812E1D6640 … Ewe people all look the same to Mí.

BREAKING THE REPUBLIC

And … justice for Trump—cable tv talkers to the right of Rachel Maddow, re–JOYce, the POTUS just used his government appointed LAWyer to meddle in the course of one of them President’s henchman; a plumber, no less.

Even if the democrats win

Even if the democrats win .:. 8D8A24C4-117D-417B-B232-1A752FD07D7D

The Rule Of Law is broken.

A tale of two Fuentes — Foreward to the Root (Magazine)

24 Horas con Jacobo Sable d’oquis:

Rockit

Rockit .:. 9CCF5C7A-B42B-4EFE-B60B-5E57C14C4E88 ✈️ “Corre y se Va!” meets “¿En dónde quedó la BOLITA‽” —_•!•_— Empty “American” fact Nº 4; in 2014/2016, at the {IHEAL} professor John Mill Ackerman invented the « Circle The Wagons » strategies whenever he was asked about the [then] upcoming election of 2018 in México; the Santa Barbara native turned to the “tlatoani–in–the making” youth of Morena-Francia and the neo–zapatista “artists” del Frente Amplio mexicano, or worst, hid Sous Les Jupes de su mujer/esposa/colega. “Nuevo pensamiento Crítico”, my ass! More like a ’join us, y pare de sufrir’… ¿de que sabor va usted a querer su TAnG, Mr. Jim Jones‽

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/02/10/opinion/016a1pol

Deer, Jason Johnson, we [the staff] have noticed that in recent weeks, which are like dog years in Trumpian times, you have been a sort of designated hitter for the Peacock team on things related to Andrés López, the president of the United States of Mexico. It figures, that of all of the anchors and “Mel Gibson’s*” on the programming bar, o la barra de programación, it would be a black dude who would take on the challenge. My Nigga, but… or rather, howEva, it is mandatory to post the French Pledge of Allegiance when using Municipal Networks in France, especially in Paname, so before we get started, please stand at attention when you, Sir, don’t read this most non consequential blog:

Nous (o sea, Francia) sommes un pays qui respecte encore la primauté de la penseé et de l’intelligence. (Nº 2526, Pg. 4)

(subtitles for John Heilemann)

Ellos (o sea, Francia) son un país que respeta …

The one thing that France doesn't know

The one thing that France doesn’t know .:. 4BF55665-16C2-4209-B95A-7B0E5564DC2F —_•!•_— Godwin’s Law, the exception to a Talents and Skills Go To Jail Card.

Donc, dicho eso, we [the staff] begin our soliloquy, which is French for a « man » who “entertains himself”, or « with himself », (SOL, pg. 866) with your observation a couple of Dog Day Afternoons ago when you paralleled “Bernie’s” possible election to the White House in 2020 to AMLO’s arrival to Los Pinos in 2018. That is to say, by gaining the majority of the Mexican vote due to the disillusionment of the Mexican electorate with their elected officials since the installment of the Mexican Constitution of 1917.

For the record, Jason Johnson, Los Hilos de Sasha^  should not be a {set} on the Venn diagram of Hilo, Hawaii, because as “Lagrimas de Perro” would say: no es lo mismo, ni es igual.

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* Road Warrior, as in “Apocalypto” for Mad MAXimilian’s way before the Rosbif convicts from the British Empire set encroached the Kiwi neighborhood.

Nº 2526: lecteur@cnewsmatin.fr; 02/07/2020

SOL: Petit LaRousse en couleurs. Librairie Larousse, 1972.

^ Los Hilos de Sasha: The soft porn actress widow of Mexican President, José “Memo” Abel López Portillo y Pacheco.

Lt. Aldo Raine is [a] Fag, “Wardaddy” Collier dix it

Yorki was robbed from the best Supporting ROLE. Sadly, Willie Geist, this is what happens when the Hollywood Foreign presse is packed with ‘sports marketing’ judges. The nerve of them Elites to not even consider Archie Yates on that nominee list says a lot about the future of an America BAR fixed on “Moscow” Mitch’s forced perception on a Supreme Court justice and on sycophant followers of the Republican party.

I feel for you

Boungiorno. I feel for you .:.

Think about D.A.T., Senator Susan Collins when your grandchildren are forced to wear spray-painted newspaper winter jackets, —made in San Petersburgo, FLorida.

Deer, Nick Confessore* — part iii of iii

It’s a Walk-and-Chew Red Pills Weekend

The Main Stream media

The Main Stream Media will never cover the End of The World without a Red Pill.

… [A]nd in WaWa Land, Donnie Deutsch has done it again; that motherfucker has stolen an “S”, and as a result, Aussi, Sydney is now only a Shadow of what the Crocodile Hunter was, to all the Douglas–es–esos “Romancing the Stone”.

Indeed, Sydney is now a Ydney little bitch, just like Brazil… of course, you’d have to be a Captain Kangaroo to forget about Captain Nemo and the Episode about the Secret Brazilian Archive that placed a Nazi-hiring president like Jair Bolsorano in power; and Angela, dear, —you ain’t seen nothing YET!.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-europe-51399445

Meanwhile at Fremont Park, Zbigniew Brzeziński takes a look at the current rise of yet another nationalist demagogue, and after the break öüï the staff will cover President’s Trump medal of Rush…

America is pregnant

Columbia is ready to pop in nine months, the past 3 years  has have been the “gestation” period; sponsored by Vania®️, of course .:. CD2E9EB3-E007-40E5-BC5C-300483E6EF00 ✈️  Senator Napoleón“Napito” Gómez Urrutia, a former labor leader, now travels by private jet (2), while his son posts YouTube videos of his Mercedes, Porsches, Land Rovers and other luxury cars (3). And despite his son’s lack of professional experience, he’s jumping into the mining and energy businesses, economic sectors that his father oversees. 🚂🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇨🇦

“We’ve taken care of everything the songs you hear…” —the BOOKS YOU READ.

Kick Out the Jazz, motherfuckers!!! Take over Niño Luc:

Hello, NPR

Hellooooooo National Public Radio .:. 312E2F0C-29C1-4D57-A162-E4D4BFF890CD 📻 Zbigniew Brzeziński is rollin’ in EurAsia, Indeed! INDEED… Zbigniew Brzeziński’s afterlife is forever spent in that patch of land that he and the NWO wanted so much to possess. Sadly, after the ♟’s [peones] on that beautiful checkered boarded Vinyl Jacket of “The One D.A.T. Got Away” (by Tom Waits) do their [peones] duty and suck up to the “dear leader”, Don “Teflon” John Trump, the Ukraine girls are really-really–really–really knocking Zbigniew Brzeziński’s Vietnam plan for Russia out of the FREMONT Park. —_•!•_— “Just The FACTS, Ma’am, just the facts”, don’t shoot the JAZZ Messengers.

Ladies in Gemini, we are sad to report that el Niño Luc is not available for taking over anything, as el Niño Luc is in a Strange Place blindly tap dancing and singing “Hallelujah… for some ho”, or something like that. In any case, The Army keeps rolling along, and never mind the Marine Corps, them fools are just for opening the U.S. President’s  doors, LITERALLY, figuratively and, OFF–Course —in REEL Time.

Weekend Edition with Zbigniew Brzeziński

Say what Will* will tell, but Lemmy tells you,
—motherfucker—
no respectable love “affaire” is worth it’s its croissant en popcorn with out a goddamned esquire.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 💫
Episode de Digression:
Quand les avocats font la obstruction

* William Jefferson Clinton

Happening now in EST… mandatory ‘dear leader’ coverage

Febrero 6, 2020
Hoy no hubo Jazz

Following last night’s acquittal of the most corrupt president of the White House, in the United States of america, the « Dear Leader », Don John “teflon” Trump read on cable tv all of the sycophantic lackeys names that made his acquittal possible.

After the election on Nov. 3, all children between the ages of 6 and 12 will “enjoy” one daily hour of specially composed National Dear Leader anthems before recess hour. For the “ocassions”, the voice of Maine Republican Senator, and sextoy ISO 2000 moulding reference, Susan Collins, will be recorded  for children training purposes.

Dependable Susan

Dependable Susan .:. FFA84C18-D9AF-4730-8FD5-B38067878A06 👩🏻‍🦲👳🏻‍♀️🖕🏼

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