Category Archives: Las Postales de Armando Barbas

Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

Hey, Jimmy vAxios… It’s only a once in a lifetime pandemic if?

— Answer: you have to go to 🦵🏻land, or “Thighland” to find out, because you would have to survive the pandemic first, to call, IT!, a once in century plague… or, you can just follow the yellow brick Kool Aid Route to Guyana Park and chill for life… in an ISO-2020 Lavadora Cardboard Box, made in Fhucket, of course.

The Secret D.A.T. the holiday mattress weekend sale industry doesn't want you to know

The Secret D.A.T. the holiday mattress weekend sale industry doesn’t want you to know .:. 9B4AE018-5267-4443-8E38-191A76B5173F ⚰️ Donald John Trump has the details, from Baby Jesus himself, —no less.

STILL to come:
Kayleigh McEnany on Top of Spaghetti with Musical guest: Republican and independent Immigrants… Commies bee damned!!!

Sadly, for all of the Jazz lovin’ crowd, hoy no hubo Jazz, a 50-Foot Claire stomped on, IT!, as she tried to do the Twist. It’s a slow start to weekend edition, but we’ll get D.A.R.E., give u.s. a New York Mile and öüï’ll Iron Out the Soul out them ol’Brown Soles.

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Previously on The Beat

Previously on The Beat…  The Claire clones were being drilled* by an Officer maker and a gentlemen shaper. It’s the End of The world, but not before getting a pint at the Last Bar Before The End of this Beat

* Foley Fire Eater Club:
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Moving on…

Deer, Alicia Menendez, please relay to the Purple Pundit D.A.T.: D.A.R.E. is a fake P.I.N.T.O. beaner on the frames, and young lady, you are missing a flower on that Cuba Libre noggin of yours, wait one so D.A.T. staff can fix, IT!, for you.

Shoulder pads???

Shoulder pads??? .:. 2173E828-05D3-4B92-B1EB-492F836EF068 .::. Öüï don’t knead no stinkin’ shoulderpads!

But F.O.ist, it’s Breaking The Ashleys with Bash.

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The country that brought the world the annoying “win win situation” is now re-framing that notion into a lose–lose scenario. And no, it is not Vladimir Putin’s fault but it sure does help his Russian “investment” in Caracas, Venezuela. Reports from Russian Wires and propaganda outreach from the Rose Garden relay that the “me me” doctrine is in full implosion mode.

Sunday funnies draft:
Weren’t you fired?
… [a]nd James CarVile said to that other guy on Crossfire, or something like that:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/08/07 /festival-reflexiona-sobre-la-traduccion-traicion-o-revelacion -534.html

Ya la vistes?

¿Ya la vistes?… [A] talking monkey pries away a pistol from The National Rifle Association’s most famous propagandist. .:. 81DA7476-8124-48C9-9018-D377603BF5FA 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 En México: Expertos reflexionan sobre la traducción, ¿traición o revelación?

Don’t be silly, I was in a wealthier neighborhood campaigning for Sarah Palin for V.P..

Cutline: a rare snapshot of James Carvile in a well lit tea room. Sources close to Bengala say that once in a sturgeon moon, even the creatures of the deep need a ray of light… and Madge said: what?

Hey, Negrita! Welcome to my World

🎶 Here comes a bikini (atoll) whale!

🎶 Here comes a Bikini (Atoll) whale! .:. CC08B769-C1A7-4F0B-A686-8C041CDE437B 🛰 Later on the MorJo Show, Jon Meacham bounces a check at Studio 57, and Willie Geist bounces Cousin Joe at the He-Bee Jeeves.

Oh, sweet Agent Modem over my Ancestral SCSI Standard… Lou Dobbs followed by a Kanye segment, now D.A.T.’s Entertainment!

BREAKING THE NEWS

The Lencho O'Donnell

The Lencho O’Donnell Show .:. B5D374C3-CD19-4518-BCA9-AF15B58D6DBB 🌀

The Rachel Maddow Show now comes with a Warning:

The names of the hosts on the other side of The Brady-style frame on the picture might be changed to protect the gremlin’s thoughts on Rachel’s mind.

You've heard of Rock Lobster

Well, you’ve heard of Rock Lobster… it’s Knot one of Those .:. FB1DEFA0-9AA4-4916-9FD1-121C88CA984F 🛸 Filmed on K O D A K chrome, off–course with PanameVision.

“Is it possible?”… « Could, IT!, BEE? », find out after Moth Boy gets his Vice-on… In México:

In Context:
Drawing Corruption
“In Crayons*”

To catch up with his neglect of the COVID–19 pandemic during the first trimester of the year of our Lorde 2020, the president of México, “Juanito Trump”, solved the problem that it is keeping the Purple Pundit (in Yellow) up at night and, in a genius (live–evil genius) guey, “Juanito Trump” delegated the back–to–school syllabus to the programming Tzars that he, as a populist presidential candidate, singled–out as being the ROOT-Command of all the problems of Uncle Sam’s backyard: TELEVISION… yeah, buddy.

https ://www .pri .org /stories /2020-08-05 /negligence-blamed-huge-beirut-chemical-blast

... productos de la SEP

¿Me van a decir que no les advertí de que estas son las noticias de México, vistas por un transnacional californiano producto De La S.E.P.? .:. 576E0374-5DD1-45C7-AD71-C1D7F2770C45 *as heard on The Rachel Maddow Show Crayon Edition… [O]n the menu for Lunch Recess: SANDWICH A LA CHICHONA.

In related scholastic matters, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog, is that don Ándres Manuel López Obrador (W.H.O… oh, by–the–way, moonlights as “Juanito Trump” to the delight of oligarchs in the most corrupt place on Earth, next to Beirut in Lebanon, of course) does not read u.s., and John Mill Ackerman is WAY too Chicken Shit to “Say Anything!” ✈️🚂🛸📻.

Just the SCAN, the whole SCAN, and nothing but the SCAN

A.S.O.Te. Defense

A.S.O.Te. Defense .:. 61CADFE7-5970-4259-B56F-C08B28B98958

Deer, Katy Tur: The Answer is, because America.

In Context:  Chuck Todd’s wing-person closed her Wednesday afternoon segment asking what would make someone (a peace officer) handcuff a child and then lay her on the ground face-down at gun point (mind you).

The Shrimp in Trump's Barbie

The Shrimp in Trump’s Barbie .:. 42F027B5-66AD-4E44-B123-8CFDE8F929FF — ÖÜÏ Want The Aussie as a moderator… motherfuckers.

Now, we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] have arrived to the moment when öüï begin the beguine and start our revolutions (in 33 1/3 r.p.m.) and repeat like a smooth record playing:

Bill Barr's Greatest Hits

Bill Barr’s Greatest Hits .:. 36964C0B-3F5D-41D4-B912-234F6E6675E2 🎚Darkest of The White House Thickets presents: the annunciation of John Donald The First.

Ladies in Gemini, please be advised that we don’t select the transparencies for the news… öüï just overlap these, like in la gran causalidad de este mono en el Sello de Aurora, en Colorado.

 

 

“Öüï don’t need know —education” / When pigs fly

The following is a public service announcement that won’t be read.

Or Knot!

Or knot! .:. 4F1685F6-96E2-4CAA-B8BF-033B0599746D 🎩👑

Aurora, you put the Colorado on Morning Star’s face.

Say D.A.R.E. is D.A.T. an avocado green coat youse wearing, or are you happy to see Mí?

*Party review

* Pirate Party magazine, your number one Source for Knots in your Stomach .:. 33F09B63-96CB-4500-848E-EEE024AFF4AE 🦠 Why is this happening, Chris, why? The Undertaker did not get the tip of where the next *Rave is going to spread.

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In local news… hoy no hubo Jazz

Nothing follows… hoy no hubo Jazz, no insistan.

and eye will tell you why

El mundo de Le Monde .:. 9BA3A18B-1E4C-40AB-9F4E-33F23F72ABB2 “And I’ll tell you why!”

The fip programmers are jerkin-off.., or something like that. In other words, Denis Soula, o Zula… or something like D.A.T. called the show in.

Like warm gazpacho, a fucking TV dinner in copla. Good Night!… [T]his has been your telenovela en Notre Dame TV. Hoy no hubo Jazz.

Televisa presenta

Televisa presenta .:. 8A33A45E-8690-41A2-A060-F9BA5383073F .:. FAKE EDUCATORS after school special. 📺 Watch and Learn how “the pro’s” tell their HisTory.

… anyway, Hoy no hubo Jazz, maybe tomorrow, Charlie Brown. But not if it’s Miami Sweat shop Sound Machine… FANIA!!! Moore FANIA, please.

Australia is the enemy

Australia is the enemy

Gaddamned “Princess Bride” musical score* is worst than any Eddy Currets attack! Heck, One million times worst. IN•DEED.

Siren, the new owners of Les Halles have better elevator music… kill Mí Now!

This has BEAN, your TELENOVELA de los fips.

FUR get It! Sista. I’m going to South America.

Previously on Extra! Extra!!! — Diligent Incursion

Andy García is in talks with PANTELION Films in Santa Monica, California, to audition for the role of former Mexican president Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, of South Park fame

Oh Sinner-man… [I]n Hilo Hawaii it’s the 11th hour, that’s half a Dime in Eastern Standard Time, and a Nickel in the morning, Joe, at Studio 3-A… [S]orry for the interference… And in the words of Bill Maher, in El Ey, where it is way TWO early to tell if there will still bee an America as we knew it, but better, after Tuesday, noviembre 3.

The HisTory Minute

The HisTory Minute. .:. 5C6BDFB6-9BA6-46A0-A0AE-B3D1D78D8DBA 🌕
— LINE:
“The desert never lies”
… [A]nd Andy García, being Andy García, off–course, that motherfucker went his own way and instead delivered this line*:
Siempre estaremos en evolución, pero nuestro principio fundamental de OPORTUNISMO económicamente disciplinado, ¡nunca cambiará!.

* The names of the innocent at The Daily Beast have been transliterated to protect the investors of the firm.

Later in the programming, it’s «Let’s go Surfing,” Carolina, there’s a full-moon risin’ and Virginia can’t wait to see what happens (in Three months).

The conditions, according to the Science Guy at Forbes magazine, and Eye quotes:

… [W]ill bee Glorious!

considering fair sky is on your forecast, because The Moon will bee so High, —how high, you ask? So high, that the Moon is going to be creeping up on Mars and they will dance from Dusk ‘Till Dawn, —yeah Buddy.

Come on down

Come on down, the Air is Fine! BE3CC371-94B4-44D0-AA34-FB62D9419A5B —_•!•_— Deer, A.P. LeMire:
Are you stupid enough to believe* that Mike Barnicle’s monocle would bee caught dead anywhere near “the subway”, nigga please! Anne would not let him anywhere near fluffy’s litter-box if he did.

* En contexto:

Your Move, Garry… [B]ecause, Cousin Joe just reminded Texans, what a Liberal Democracy (in the true sense of that Capitalist ideology) is all about, and Sally, Democracy under that tag has a hidden hand. For more on D.A.T., Mars Mom (Kasie Hunt) explains, IT!, for u.s. in the boonies, Bunny.

Texas Hold'em

Texas Hold’em .:. 0A64100D-E81D-42C9-82C5-D8AC65F4A795

…

What would Nina do? Answer: She’d Fly High in The Sky

It’s a Knew They.

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It's like A Table XII for D.A.T.s

It’s like A Table XII for D.A.T.s at Grafenwöhr during a Canadian Army Trophy Cup, period!  .:. 2D5E5B1A-C5C7-410B-8870-111BA0D6ADC7 🧮 Over at the Burlington Coat Factory, Senator Bernie Sanders just told Vice President Biden that if he failed Chemistry in school he is fucked… In•Deed.

And in Washington, Avi Velshi’s Audio just got a taste of what a Hi-Low bandwith tactical jamming pod (at the speed of Sound) can do to airborne or ground communications treaths, In•deed, check the record, Candice.

GrrrrOWL!

GrrrrOWL!… .:. DB665F95-2005-4F41-A892-581496A454AD —_•!•_— It’s called Electronic Warfare, and the EA-18 Growler es el sácale puntas del firmamento, “a real means to destruction” say military insiders at The Hill. Lt. Swegle will be the newest addition to the band. She will be trained to perform escort jamming as well as the indispensable “standoff jamming session” way up in the Sky… at Sunset, off-course. How High THE Moon.

Sexier than any Ben Affleck in a vintage debutante flight jacket, yeah buddy!

For historical reference in this historic moment of American might, the framing from an asparagus hater, —and the last— U.S. Attorney General in history (until Highnoon on Jan 20, 2021) is definitely welcomed, especially since we [the staff] are shamelessly screen-grabbing A.M. Joy just to put events in perspective from the outside looking in.

Los Dorados contra Los Pattones

Los Dorados contra Los Pattones .:. 5E238042-7CA1-4F49-AD10-CE63E15CF97F .:. Sincretismo militar, o como mejor lo dibujaría un amigo de Paul en Guernica: Let It Be… “El coronel de Los Dorados” would not sound right, just as referring to Yosemite Sam as a “Kentucky Major,” would sound kind of off-target, doc.

… [C]on el permiso del profesor Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés, Coronel de Los Dorados, eh historiador único y oficial del Consejo de Lucha Libre de los años dorados del pancracio mexicano en El Museo de Chapultepec.

Issy, de-Moulineaux, bien puede ser la matriz de la aviación en Francia; algo así como Lerdo (en Durango, México) es la cuna del aviador más chingón de Chihuahua, neta que sí. Pero antes, mucho antes de que los franceses inventaran la aerodinámica en la gravedad para poder hacer posible la aviación, La Revolución Mexicana inventó la pelea de perros (in the Sky, off–Course)… and D.A.T., general Patton, es la culpa de las chingadas Palomas, —neta que sí… except of course that instead of, IT!, being called “Fast and Furious”, the program was called “Diligent Incursion”.

Note to editors:

Hoy no hubo Jazz

Aerial Warfare between the candidates for Biden’s pick engaged in Air Combat which (off–course) required Basic Fighters Maneuvers from each of the pilotas causing mayor Eddie Currents, Major Major. It was a Classic Catch–22 Mêlée. Oh, The Humanity.

Necessary initiation into “los arreglos” de La Lucha Libre and the arcs of how the first “dogfight” on record was a fixed match between opposing sides of the warring front is necessary to draw the irony of how Kentucky Windage is adjusted to an Old Gringo tale.

Deer, Ari Melver… stop putting the Bald man Down! (motherfucker)

In•Deed, Ari Melber, indeed. You think öüï don’t know why you picked this clip… you cotton picker you! And mannnnnn! That Louis fellow is a quick one, for a minute D.A.R.E., Ari Melver, Eye thought that Mr. Gossett’s sweatshirt was spelling “gracias”, but oh, my sunflower garden! That’s the problem with dyslexia.

… and since öüï were attacked by the go-to-sleep monster just as Avi Velshi finished the week for Kent Clarkson (aka TRMS at night and Cousin Joe on the a.m. time dial) that is all that we [the staff] are going to say as the msnbc’s do Cop’s for suburbanites, —on DateLine.

“Crack of My Ass*”, it’s the End of August in Hilo, Hawaii as the 11th hour croaks (in Paris) with John The Conqueror’s Roots, yeah buddy!

Deer, Texas District Atty.

Deer, Texas District Atty., the time-stamped registered letter to your minions in SanAnto is being held up, by EXECUTIVE orders, in the New York City International Postal Depot. The letter was sent on the 4th of July, and we reckon that the pony express is going to take another month to deliver the letter to Texas, considering that it is, Sir, the height of Tornado season .:. 54DA178A-86BF-4038-94CF-D7E9F77AF481 🌪🌪🌪 Hey baby qué paso!

Honestly, Avi Velshi… you sewage diver you!

Yes, it’s true, Avi Velshi, Eye did not think that you’d make it without The Steph, but D.A.R.E you are, translating neurological gobbledygook, in Greek! No Less.

Happy B-Day, Dj .:. AAA664EF-B7FD-4025-AFDE-D66E123BCE50 .::. What a time to be alive.

https ://sciencebusiness .net /covid-19 /news /sewage-could-be-early-warning-system-covid-19

Anyhow, Avi Velshi, it was a beautiful Sunset last night, right now it’s the top of the 21 hundred hours in Hilo, Hawaii which means that the 11th hour re-run at 10h in CET is about to give the final farewell to a walker that is already in another dimension… Herman Cain on the other hand has been put on latrine detail; he will be monitoring the health of the crew by sampling stool and urine samples.

And, oh my PJ Harveys! Stephanie Rhule is not only phoning them in, La Pundita is now ranting about the historic Drop in one of those graphs that measure a nation’s ability to produce outputs, or something like that, in Chemise de Nuit and a blurry background! The way things are going Steph is going to grow a beard and sing “give peas a chance” from the New Amsterdam Hilton… wear a Bra! You hippie!

The Exception to the Ruhle

The Exception to the Ruhle .:. CCF88275-0EFA-4C40-8B46-A2D6EEC9295C 🚀 Let’s not forget that the last time that a pundit (two-each) wore pajamas to the set, a man in sheets (David Duke) got a warm fuzzy after the Election of 2016. Just sayin’.

Anyway, Mika Brzezinski, the most frustrating thing in the world, among others right now, off-course, is being 17 years of age in an election year that is going to determine the future of future elections, in the future.

 

The Comic Con Send-off — “Oh Shucky Ducky”

* This blog is not associated, triangulated or incorporated in any Guey, Shape or Form to the Comic con franchise…

_ but öüï dig some of their work

Oh, sweet Irony, there’s a Stow-Away on the vessel… Captain! Oh Captain my Captain.

Messrs. K and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course HERMAN The Horse dances the waltz

Hello, Sir

Hello, Sir… [D]o you hear them Saints Marching In? .:. AF900187-C07A-49BC-A052-4DB5940743BE 🦠 That’s the sound of Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma, welcoming you on this Trip to the Red Planet.

… [Squint your jeepers and then say this Spaghetti entry and repeat the following cliché]

— Well, Eye did warned you Punks that there would be an MVPS. Didn’t cha’Eye? I mean, what did you expect was going to develop after an Old Gringo in a plastic cowboy hat explained to you how it will be‽ It’s 2020, and there are 98 days left… if you want.

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Meanwhile with the mayordomo to the South, well let’s just blame, IT!, on Estambul porque se nombró Cónsul en a Isabel Arvide, “periodista” sin méritos para el servicio exterior que pidió trabajo en una mañanera… y se lo dieron! Dijo el monoaureo.