The American Priest in Paris will Knot, and most ZO’itanly cannot let U.S. lie, because at 10h55 the bells of the church at Saint Estauche tolled for six minutes (punto y coma) and from Belleville to las Olympiades, all Asian food joints remembered their best customer, next to The Wu Tang Clan but youse got to factor in the fact that the Wu are a gang of madafakas (minus ODB) and the Biz was a sole customer 🥡 R.I.P. Biz Markie.
And in WaWa Land, Ali Vittalli wakes up from her wish to sleep for the weak. Avi Velshi is by her side.
[Setting: a park in Pennsylvania, Ali Vittalli is in the front-leaning rest position, her tummy is pressed to the bench and her arms (2-each) hang like spaghetti from the lengths that make up the bench, Avi Velshi is on a smart phone display. Avi is yapping about the Commando 450 (showerhead) that he scored in Tucson, Arizona]
— What day is it? And why is my hair tied in a pony tail?
— Saturday, probably because you’ve been, “[sleeping] in place and traveling through time”.
— Are you ready to do an exposé of what went on in your head?
— Must I show the scratch-work that went into every plot?
— You betcha, kid.
… [A]vi, I’ve just woken up after an entire week of sleeping on the planks of this wooden bench and every bone in my body is aching like a sonovabitch right now, so Witt D.A.T. in mind, let me turn to pages 12 and 13 of the CAP Cuaderno “autre regard 👁” de la Situation n°1: l’exploration du continent américain—o como dicen los franceses, “entre chiles y repollos”.
It is pronounced:
BANG´or on MAINE Street
Hello, Sir. Buddy sends a tail wag your way. Listen up, Car–ville, IT!, is imperative [Witt a capital Eye] D.A.T. you relay to Willie Geist, that…
The secret is out, Avi Velshi is the Mole. DO NOT, Öüï repeats, Do Knot STORE Steve Kornacki into the MR. Garrison box!!!
[A]nd here is why:
Because it is pronounced, Le Nerd, Skinnerd… BECAUSE Tuesday’s Gone, yeah Buddy!
The promotion BOARD has already held its “promotion defense” process, that is to say, Drummer Boy, that the doD fight is on, and as a matter of Fact, nevermind the Marfa lights, it’s just Dave fighting UFO’s….
[O]r did you think that She began to sing “Wama lama lama Rock and “Role” is King » just out of the Blue?
Think about, IT!, m’aaaasn. Would you store your best Pathfinder in the middle of the Count… only if you change race horses in the middle of a RACE (war)… or isn’t that what the slogan is about?
Sources close to “the Don done” relayed to Stephanie Rhule, that Avi Velshi infiltrated MAINE via Quebec, said our Nova Scotia new arrival, a bloke from the Isle of Skye, or something like D.A.T., the thing is, that thanks to Avi Velshi’s social media “message” about storing The KornackiCam before the Fat Lady Sings has given Senator Collins the lead in Maine, making that commonwealth the most Sycophant province in the Union… Eye mean, WTF Maine‽ What are you, cock suckers, because that is what Senator Collins is, for the ELITE. Is Maine an “exceptional” State like the CHRISTIAN version of Allah•bama?
Give me a fucking Break… MAINE. Eye wanted to move D.A.R.E… you know, to impregnate as many of the Susan Collins daughters’ Club.
Don’t believe Mí… stand–by for picture, but FO’ist, Philippe Labró is now monitoring “The Show”, but as former Republican “capo de tutti” and Digital Underground MC, Michael Steele, says, it’s gratuitous because the Friday edition of C-News Matinée is already out.Witt D.A.T. in Mind, it’s time for the Kristen Walken dead, a show about a whiner and a guy screaming “get off my lawn”.
In Sumerian, and D.A.T.’s no pun —y’all know that Eye is loco for “algo de rhythms, and all-that-Jazz », Öüï is happy to relate that the staff of this most non–consequential blog SURVIVED the “KRISTEN WALKEN dead » only to wake–up to a low-down dirty trick played by Mitch McConnell on Chuck Todd’s Florida (and the rest of the Republic).
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/10/22 /ciencias /a02n1cie
… [B]ut can it match [mostly Mayan] kids to their parents?
After the break of Matt Bradley’s unwinded timepieces, it’s a pre–Halloween Edition Show, ISSY, ISSA… Eye know’s what Mitch did last Summer.
Ahora regresamos con Paola Ramos en Latino USA*
de los amigos de México
Now, Purple Pundit, YOU, —of all inquisitors— KNOW that ONE must show his/her WO’ik for full-credit and, YOU, —of all Scarlet Letter Republicans^— also KNOW D.A.T. extra credit is awarded if the student refrains from selecting the SCREENGRABS and just goes WITT the flow… or as many-many WHO were burned at The Stake: just go WITT the INERTIA.
Shhhh… Silenzio!!! Mr. Labró is in the middle of “El Quinto Sueño”.
Still to come, “Las Tres Muertes de Marisela Escobedo”, narrated by professor Emeritus Víctor Quintana Silveyra:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/10/22 /opinion /032a1soc
And in Washington, in Washington you can be as loud as you Wanna Bee, but don’t you, step on Nicolle’s blue suede shoes.
* With all due respect, to Mª Hinojosa on the National Public Radios.
Dear, Matt Bradley…
Fast-forwarding D.A.T. clock on the wall is no way to go through life on the XVéme.
^ Previously regarded as CARD CARRYING REPUBLICANS.
Season 3, Episode 9
You’ve got a friend in Mí… Ladies in Gemini, öüï have, IT!, on good authority that on tonight’s menu, No—Habrá—cad—Abrá any Jazz, or something along them Bass Lines, especially after 21h and before 6 in the Mo’rning.
And it is alright, except for one thing, and Öüï must insist that Cavani should have stayed and that the Bolsonaro fan should have been sent back to a BALD-Scorched—and—disappearing Amazonas. Aussi, JUDGE Paul Scholes: no Manches(ter), 33 is the new 66… and the president of Mexico who, by–the–Guey, does not look a They over 85 said, and Eye quotes:
All United now:
Porque en México,
Los Diablos Rojos
Why, you ask?
Because, it was dealt in the cards of L’Equipe on March 02, 2020… D.A.T.’s why.
Anyhow, how do you say, “Fool Mí Once” in Latin?
Let’s ask Juanita Bonita.
Previously on Las Colchas son de Aguascalientes, Los Sarapes son de Saltillo, y el asterisco es John Mill Ackerman diciéndole a López Obrador como debe de ahora en adelante de responder para parecer un “Chavo de Onda” y no un pinche viejito del año “del caldo” de Díaz Ordaz y Echeverría Álvarez.
*Ednison Cavani —
Atletico de Madrid Scratch that… MANCHESTER united
And in Washington, Ashley Parker’s Plant got a friend.
Issy, Avi Velshi-ing, off the Florida Keys, there’s a place called Kokomo… or something like that, and that’s where a young Cornell West takes over the programming at AM Joy.
… Eddy and his motherfucking currents keep dropping the visuals so we are going to take a nap now, Isaias. Bee good now. But FO’ist it’s time fo’Coming up in Future Shock, the Biden Campaign selects a running-mate, on DeadLine… off–course!
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/08/01 /capital /031n1cap
And then it’s time fo’All D.A.T. Jazz, and our brújula (at capital ⬆️) is taking us all the way to Nigeria, via Jiménez Chihuahua, where The President of Africa is having a conversation with our Favorite (opinion ⤵️) professor à La Sorbonne: Hello–Hello—Hello, a mulato, an Albino, a Muskito—my libido!
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/07/31 /opinion /019a1pol
T’o ba fe lo we omi l’o ma’lo
If you wan’ go wash, na water you go use
T’o ba fe se’be omi l’o ma’lo
If you want cook soup, na water you go use…
En fin, muy buena función que nos brinda el profesor Víctor Quintana S.*, no por el saqueo de agua de pozo en la zona que El Bolsón de Mapimí bautizó como « la puerta a La Laguna: Ciudad Jiménez”, no. Buena [función] más bien por rol antagónico que nos brinda El Ratón Vaquero, patrimonio nacional de Veracruz, y narrador del siguiente evangelio según San José de Las Panochas, … amen!
… [S]in embargo, SAM STEIN at The Daily Beast, in Hilo, Hawaii, the time now is 8:30 pm and fip (dot] fr just took a hair sample from Avi Velshi’s fiery mohawk to sample the word of the They:
OPPORTUNISM, as in,
“We will always evolve, but our basic principle of financially-disciplined opportunism will never change…”.
https ://www .iac .com /about /overview
Mission Statement of IAC, “builder of companies” and owner of Sam Stein’s media vessel baptized as “The Daily Beast”.
but speaking of UGLY MEXICANS, one thing that the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot say, LET ME RE-WRITE D.A.T. for all of the non-reading Sirens, one thing that the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot say is that Professor Víctor M. Quintana S*., does not respect the rules of La Lucha Libre, unlike his off-again/on–again co•rre•li•gion•ario, John Mill Ackerman (entre otros) Ph.D.
So, Avi Velshi, before Eye continues to put on the line that fiery mane of yours (the mohawk in flames in case the good people at the IHEAL ibid missed it) against El Vic’s mask, please be advised that Luck^, favors a well-rounded an informed mind.
^ Full disclosure, we [the staff] don’t believe in Luck, Charms, or other Artifacts, but öüï digs, IT!, as a literary crutch.
Note to editors monitoring: öüï is going to switch it over to Aug. 2 in CET, after a break. So if you are taggin’ along for the ride on the other side of the little black mirror, enjoy the inter•mission.
TimeStamp in Hilo, Hawaii: 10 p.m.
Voice Over Longwave kHz–es–es.
— Dubōyoo Ef Ee[i] Kay… that’s WFE[i]K for station identification purposes, because We Feik, and now… “The rest of the story”.
Let’s pretend that it is Domino Park, casi esquina con La Calle Ocho, and we’ll ask la gente bonita de Ayotzinapa por París to rotate La Calle Trece.Anyhow, come Tomorrow the trump administration will stop counting in Triple digits it’s current reign (KeyWord: i = √ of P/R) of racist ineptitude and eternal regrets because come Monday it’s time for another edition of “99 bottles of beer on the wall”.
Someone to watch over Mí…
Mientras tanto allá en El Rancho chico de La Maub, La Lucha Libre sigue en cuarentena pero eso no significa que allá en las Fuentes de doña Vilma, la hydroxicloroquina no insista en una tercera caída sin límite de angustias: