Superstar delivery no postage due
… any 🦉 hoot, guess who’s going to Manchester? That’s right Brian, The Superstar (nº44).
Always look on the Bright side of Winston.
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Second coming?
Category Archives: PSA’s
En primer lugar, like it or not: We Are All Global Citizens.
Un PSA [por sus siglas en Inglés] es un Anuncio de Interés al Público. This segment [pues] is a collection of suggestions that are meant to remind the reader that without a fully functional Globe there is no México, ni tampoco un Matamoros… o un Marruecos for that matter —mucho menos— una Martinca; o mismo, una municipalidad registrada en la Sierra de Sevilla con el nombre de Marinaleda.
In this context a PSA, es pues, something that affects us all. Entonces, in a comprehensive world —as a whole— there is no room for a United States of America, “first.”
We are all Global Citizens —like it or not.
… the more you knew*
On deadline, there’s an election in Michigan
And in the role of Dario Moreno… Avi Velshi featuring Steve Kornaki as the Man With The Golden Poll
It’s not even news anymore, it is however one of those kitschy phrases that goes a little like Eye told Ewe so.
Yes, Öüï knew this … now eat your cake.
… and it makes me wonder 🤑
Dissonant Consonants in your cognitive catnip
After Tuesday’s gone, it’s Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip.
Public Service Announcement
Miles Ahead — Bitches Brew
Pobre de ti…
People who know, know that every time that Julieta sings that song, an Ángel in sports broadcasting heaven loses a feather on his wings, not for the song’s content but rather because the 2026 FIFA World Cup will be synonymous with The Donald John Trump’s “peace price”… Ángel Fernández weeps.
… et tú, Galeano, vas a “mendigar” una bonita jugada por el amor de Dios?
Happening now in Ciudad Juárez, JULIETA VENEGAS is explaining to juarenses-es there why The Chiapanecos en Tu🧎♀️xla Gutiérrez have to KNEEL DOWN when going to the service window of the Public Hospital there, also, a husky dog in that desert city bit a child, the dog blamed it on the heat.
Una linda 💊 pastillita para mi dolor por el amor de AMLO !!!
“Carro lleno” y “No Traen Nada” son las frases más gastadas y projeccionistas de los ‘chihuahuitas’ que de niños robaban flores del jardín de Serrat para regalar a sus putas madres.
https ://www .goodreads .com /yo-no-soy-mas-que-un-mendigo-de-buen-futbol
I don’t know how to spell-it-out for Ewe
Told you so:
Issy-Eye-Told Ewe Knot To Worry about it, didn’t i?
Turn the page… and still to come, “Fifty Shades of Bleu” on-and-off the Kennedy Center. For context, here’s the 411 by 311 so put your Algebra hat on Eugene, because these perennials are from Simone’s neck of them cornfields, soooo,
Lucharán!!! Dedos a Tres 3 caídas sin límite de pedos.
if, and only if “Amber” is the color of your energy then Blue is the color of eggs Benedict (traitors and fascists) in Chihuahua.
Don Goyo awakens ⏰ Ring The Alarm.
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You Frenchie motherfucker — This is an intermission 🕑
It’s magic en las manecillas and tonight (after Dusk and before Dawn) Évry motherfucking Frog will Spring forward because that’s the Sign of The Times, and if those French motherfuckers don’t, well those sons-of-bitches will be Late.
Any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t call it an off ramp 🛣️ if anything it’s just a Passover 🇮🇱 for the genocidal kind, hubris with a Capitol aitch for hypocrisy.
No King’s KASH, for tandoori tantrums.
https ://home .treasury .gov /news /press-releases/ monopoly-money
La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre
“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…
³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.
Friends first of all 🦍
https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos
La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.
https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –my–niggas–in–paris –francois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –france–election–rolex
So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.
https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug
🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.
³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.
Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.
Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.
The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :
https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific
Previously on Yacht Rock with Joe Scarborough
Öüï caught up with Joe Scarborough in Nantucket just as he and his cronies were arriving from their Caribbean holiday sail. Coq suckers that they all are, the motherfuckers had Arnold the Pig for lunch.
Bunch a niggers with The Beatles just having Arnold for brunch 🍽️.
🎶Good Morning, … [I]n local news it snowed in Paris. It’s probably going to snow some more, and in Washington, Vice-président J.D. Vance is honorarily pulling CQ at the White House.
Gotcha! 🕊️ Bitch!
I de diciembre, MMXXV³
³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.
War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.
Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.
Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.
https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/
Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.
War is peace (1984)
In local news Manuel Valls lost his “Jale” de Ultramar and mister Nuñez was shifted from his Préfecture desk at Cité to the Interior of the newly-displaced bpi (biblioteca pública de información) en el corazón de Bercy (cour Saint-Émilion). To celebrate mister Nuñez’es promotion to the Ministerio del Interior, today was casual Monday for all the civil servants on the floor be-low.
Note to editors:
For the AP (Associated Press) and those in the MLA (Modern Language Association) crowd, please be adviced that for this particular post Öüï will be using the CHICAGO MANUAL OF STYLE (CMOS) so, the possesive ending in the letter “s” or “z”, for that matter; will get an apostrophe followed by the letter “es“, —ese.
Inter-mission du Jardin : fuck you George Clooney
Enjoy your little “faggety” shot of Italy.
Catch-22.50-264-10-1 w/c… look it up, Cluny, look it up. The “dash-10 dash-1“ stands for user manual, the prefix is a MBT.
Enjoy the tax-breaks and it looks like you bought U.S. a Zoo. It’s a little bit funny because Matt bought a French clos first.
In local news the U.S. Pony Express is now privatized and somehow Don King won the government contract. Historical receipts show that Don King presented a blank page, of PAGE in white, and that nigger filled the landscape as the rounds 🥊went by.
Only in America
Da’ funk is this U.S. Postal Service stamp!? Holy mother-mary in Cuaresma, Alecia Mer y ENDAS, the only way to adjust that cover is with some poon-tang en pelotas.