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Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme

Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar

Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart

 

Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.

Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.

Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.

 

Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.

Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.

Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell

I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.

The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎

Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.

He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.

 

But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.

So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.

La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.

So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.

Calamaro, Magallanes y, El Primer Torero Porno

“Con torería y valor”

“Welcome to France in 2025”: RATP bus driver accused of refusing to allow woman to board because of her clothing

Habas de cualquier manera son habeas.

Transliteration for franchutes en Francia:

— Tápate el tapete chula.

— No es lo mismo un chango de Tapachula en Tampico que, tápate el chango chula que te lo pican ahí mismo.

I swear that i CAN’T make this shit up, even 48 hours in advance, the logic of physics just boarded a bus, with no brakes into the Île-de-France fan zone.

https ://video .lefigaro .fr /figaro /baissez-un-peu-vos-vetements-un-chauffeur-de-bus-ratp-accuse-davoir-refuse-a-une-femme-de-monter-a-bord-en-raison-de-sa-tenue/

Salma was not available

Now, now. Don’t cry for BJ, Argentina. It used to be that la delegación Benito Juárez was the LIVERPOOL of Chilangolandia and then, —boom!

I can’t believe that Mark David Chapman has a fucking Pulitzer Prize nominated biographer.

You get a pig, you get a pig, and Jesus fucking christ! Have you seen the little piggies, living piggies lives.

And Eddie Gloude Junior:

How to re-write and not fall for a Venezuelan Tale.

White Guilt and translation in interpretation. It has nothing to do with dealing with diplomacy when nothing makes sense.

Aparth—Together

But first, in a totally different and unrelated tale, not a fucking day goes by without the gods reminding me why Eye is doomed, Issy-it-is because the gods must be crazy or the cocksuckers hate Mí.

Issy-Sin-Documentos está más cabrón getting Lays-ese.

Sarah Silverman wrote that, and Rory can get bent.

Lo mejor de tu vida se lo ha llevado Trump

It’s official, it arrived way to Early but United States Citizens are Bullfight Spectators, and in the words of Ali Vitali who is sitting RINGSIDE en barrera de SOMBRA, with Orson Welles in S‘pain:

And Remington goes Steel.

Americans (U.S.) are extremely tolerant to other bullshit in foreign lands, but not in Florida.

Croissant Danish Connection with Hidalgo 💭 And, Katty Kay, people who KNOW, know that “esas 👮🏼‍♀️ güeras no las tiene ni Dina {trade} marca”, to paraphrase³ AMLO  and his promise to SOCIAL SECURITY CLINICs in Gómez Palacio, Durango.

… and if you are new to this blog, let Mí transliterate that for you, Floridians are pussies.

https ://www.marca.com /mx /2024/09/04

🎶 Oh, oh… dear, Yoko — María 🍄 Sabina… me quieren gobernar

Living on a sleeping prayer, thank you Jesus, —Tgank Ewe, Lorde.

… and starring as Io, is of course May Pang, y’all.

SEX MAGICK or how I learned to love the tour guide at the Picasso Museum in Paris, France, and here is Y*:

MARR Y THÉRÉSA me quieren gobernar…
Y Io le sigue – le sigue…
La Corriente.

The Thyme Machine on a Long Island Iced Tea with a twist of Piña Colada on the Bavarian Purity Law of hops.

*~. Pronounced as, “why”

CELESTIAL COORDINATES are available upon request… but only for the underground section of the Museum, the top floors are, and Eye Shits, EWE knots, under “occupation”, shall Öüï say. Still, top-notch pornography (no photography) for those with Eyes-Wide-Shut to see.

In baseball news… The Republicans are competing for who is going to have their mug painted by Pick-assa.

 

Wall Street in°GLISH

Dead nature follows, with Willie Heist, on to Theys edition, it’s motherfucking inanimate objects on his motherfucking Sunday Show…

Now about your Thursday’s guest, —ai’ fought the law and El Paso won. Ask, Justice Thomas, (Libra ⚖️) he’ll show you but won’t tell you³, “fuck Anita, there is no justice, this is planet earth! It’s ruled by psychopaths.

Öüï now switch Edie (Eydie) Gorme and Los Panchos en fip . fap to IMER noticias con Pablo Picasso.

³~. T.J., please relay to Cousin Joe that he may use that quote on his 4th hour, —and Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself to 🏈 (el ovoïde).

.

p.s.: I can cope with death, Willie Geist, but not with Child Alienation dictated by a politically-elected county-red neck with a law degree.

Gonna’ take a nap now. You may all go and, well… you know, to Acapulco.

Mean while en Zzz 💤 😴 Ville… I Dream of Popcorn 🤯

Previously on, “The Spaniards and their conspiration ‘tories”

SoFy Belascoarán is belly dancing in Guanatos, the DJ (David Shalynillo Guetta) selected the Mambo Nº 9; long lost, now resurfaced in an Iraki looted convoy. El mambo número nueve was formally known at PALACIO NACIONAL (1936) as “El mambo de la shiquilla iraquí”. El mambo Nº 9 is interpreted by ROCO PACHUCOTE y los Leones Negros de Juanito Guanabacoa.

https ://disclose .ngo /en /article /ikea-subcontractors-resort-forced-labour-in-belarus-prisons

Tank and Popek… and that’s no Bull, SoFy Velasco, that’s what a REVOLUCIÓN INSTITUCIONALIZADA looks like, igual, never mind the bear, it’s from Ikea.

20.11 – 2022

For what is worth, i don’t select the props, i only point 👉🏻 and shot … 🧸🚽

Öüï, last left our hero, Joan Manuel Serrat, at the Albóndigas de Granaditas where El Cervantino was ringside, at El Cabaret del Furo, when all of a sudden, a pair of old leonenses from Lyon, France, not from Santa Qtarina, en MonteCeMeX bring news from Them Springs, es un cuento ‘Colorado‘🩸💀.

The Why on The Bull 🐂

Hilarity ensues when “El Primer Torero Porno” replaces the centurion that Juanito Guanavacoa killed in a gentrified vecindad de la Colonia Roma, en Polanco.

For the record, the third episode of Belascoarán, lleva un crisantemo de Serrat in the form of a verbena for la maldita Vecindad, en Siempre en Domingo… Música Guerrera comisionada por el CEO de SonyMusic x-change. It’s what hot air sounds like when Duncan Bridgeman screams, “Viva Mecxico”… hoy se celebra el día de La Revolución.

Siete Leguas en las estrellas, Siete Leguas, el caballo que Villa, —mas estimaba. Pegasus just couldn’t hang… and that’s no Bull 🐂.

 

Música Guerrera y El CIRCO de La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Elton Tierra y Libertad.

Arrest made in attack on couple in Dodger Stadium parking lot after Elton John concert

https ://www .dailynews .com /2022/11/20/

³~. Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América Latina, Cátedra AR, con Víctor M. Quintana (2013).

 

https ://diario .uach .cl /francia-incentiva-a-docentes-a-realizar-ctedras-como-profesores-invitados/

Jump to page, tú, where mister Belmont (CDMX; antes de “Juaritos”) knows, exactly! —what Duncan Bridgeman was talking about: México, México, Ra Ra Ra.

Música Guerrera, un film de Duncan Bridgeman y Bernardo Gómez… echó en México.

The first thing you need to know about TRMS is…

_is that she, Rachel Maddow, knows where Ewe sleeps. Still, Öüï insists that El primer torero porno needs to be inducted into the Unesco World Heritage List (for cyber artifact) if for no other reason because El primer torero porno managed to unite Guillermo del Toro and Humberto Eco in their child form. Betito was chosen to play the son of Claire, who she herself was cast as the governor’s wife, while Memito, that little fucker will spawn into the son of a run-of-the-mill cabinet member of the ruliing party…

(v)

to be an outstanding example of a traditional human settlement, land-use, or sea-use which is representative of a culture (or cultures), or human interaction with the environment especially when it has become vulnerable under the impact of irreversible change;

The second thing one needs to know about Rachel Maddow is that she, TRMS, knows the position of your sleep number mattress… in this sense Raquelito is scarier than an Alternative Julio Iglesias reality where Humberto Eco grew up to be the Fkn governor… Yada

“I had bordered with a masterly rhetoric on the subject: “Should we die for the Glory of Mussolini and the Immortal destiny of Italy?”

In context, little Humberto Eco grew up fascist and then he discovered Dick Tracy, or something like that, trou story, these are his words:

En 1942, à l’âge de dix ans, j’ai remporté le primier prix aux Ludi Juveniles (un concours à libre forcée pour jeunes fascistes Italiens).

The only thing that TRMS asks for is…

AD9C88E7-F562-4BA3-8A41-18F93B91E6BC… The FO’ist Rhule about the Paris Tourism Board is? Anyone, Diego? ••• The FO’ist Rhule about the Paris Tourism Board is? Diego Rivera? Trotsky? Anyone? — Ok, how’bout you Mr. Siqueiros, wanna give this riddle a TAP ⛏ ?

Thrice as harmful… as the FO’ist 20 jeers.

Bliss with Hayek follows:

—You only get five refills.

— I’ve only refilled four times.

—The first bottle counts as a re-fill.

La Versailles touch… watcha tryin’ to say D.A.R.E., Mr. “So Foot » ?
•••
D.A.T. youse more explosive than la Marseillaise?

 

It’s a One after 9/09 Special Edition from La Argentina (Ag)… does anybody remember a la argentina?

Page 8; September 8 — Año cero

Issy… Ewe brings the Woodpecker and Eye will bring The Would, Alicia Menéndez.

Oh, hey 🇺🇸 Negrita, Eye sees that your producers have FINally discovered the 🇧🇷 Bossa Nova and the playbook of Donald John Trump in BRAZIL… 🎶 Choo–Shuu 🚂 but have you HO’id the latest out of Palacio Nacional-dot–🇲🇽 ?

The Nuremberg Trials¹ (slight return in Paris via IsIs) just in time for TEXAS to act like the Very French neighbors of the occupation à La Villette… why do you think that The Architect designed that music hall to look like the Helmet of Rick Moranis on Space Balls?

¹;) https ://www.payot-rivages .fr /payot /livre /nuremberg-la-bataille-des-images -9782228928045

Enter through the Candy Shop.

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FO’the record, Cousin Joe, please refer back to the Mexican re-hash of Luis Buñel’s “Los Olvidados” at el cinito mexicano de Porte des Lilas … et Cinéma Christine ⇒ keyword for the Library search, AP LeMire is:

PORNO PARA LA ARISTOCRACIA MEXICANA
Viva Villa, —palomas.

Over at the nomination process, Small Time Shit reminds the Big KaKa at Issy-les-Moulineaux that:

Monolouge:
In current times it could be read in the voice of any Republican Party politician like say, Ted Cruz, or the former VIP, a Mr. Pence, —yo pienso.
~_!_-
“No sé qué hacer. No lo sé.
Si voto contra la línea del partido ya puedo despedirme de la política, y si no lo hago me quedo sin partidarios de mi línea.
… ¡porque las cosas [CLAIRE] no son tan claras!
Lo cierto es que no sé que hacer.
Porque también hay la posibilidad de VOTAR EN CONTRA, la cosa de vuelta, otros me sigan Y PASE DE TRAIDOR A héroe.”

Öüï continue to truck our nomination of El Primer Torero Porno into the Unesco Heritage List under the sub-section of cybernetic artifacts.

And, Willie Geist, if Blazing Saddles is the benchmark settings for a by-gone pioneering era, then El Primer Torero Porno was the visionary Hidalgo that brought you WOULD, Alicia Menendez; as in, what WOULD happen to the World as Öüï knows it if the “electro magnetic ink” sold to businessmen actually delivered GEORGIA to Donald Trump.

(ii)

to exhibit an important interchange of human values, over a span of time or within a cultural area of the world, on developments in architecture or technology, monumental arts, town-planning or landscape design;

Yada

En los tiempos del General Arrollo the place was called, Fort BLISS (punto y coma) and, PAUL McCartney is Knot going to believe this, just up the entrance to Ft. Bliss on Loop 375 you can find the place where The Sergeant Major got HIS WINGS, his wings Faul, —his Wings… and because it is Texas, there is no “suffragette” Mr. Walrus.

After the break, if the system lets us, FRIDA HAYEK jumps* on the Street Vagrant bandwagon, this time around the Tijuana outlet Amazon turns Serendipity into “Chavelita Cybernetics”… nothing is real—And nothing TO get Hung (on a window, or a show) about, —when nothing is Something.

 

*._ And Eye quotes, “we are sorry, we are experiencing technical difficulties », unquote.

… [A]nd starring as Silverio Pérez, Jean-Paul Belmondo

TYPECAST LIKE a BLACK inner-city Actor:

The First Porno Bullfighter

Page 8, Notices and obituaries

Support your local sheriff, get that fucker an Ale, many many Ale. —_!_— Ladies in Gemini a great injustice has been going on and the time has come to fix, IT!… Indeed, my fellow Americans, what if i told you that a body of work so ahead of its time —one that predicted the arrival of an artifact that can detect, record, and compile the data of what sections of a newspaper was being read at a particular time— imagine that device telling a think tank how long a reader spent on the Sports page and, what articles s/he actually paid particular attention to.

…[L]a empresa “ Estambul ” lanza la convocatoria para incluir en la Lista del llamado World Heritage List de la Unesco, al primer torero porno como artefacto cibernético de l’Humanité:

and Jason Johnson… “she’ll like, IT!, too!” And here’s why, SOPHIE MARCEAU takes on the lead female role of Ana María Martí, the woman’s rights  [abortion] and animal rights feminist who moonlights as a burlesque performer in a post-Franco Spain.

Sophie passed the Audition back in 2015… ask a younger Charlie Watts, who just happens to have made a cameo (behind Emma Quer in the role of Ana María) in this particular scene:

https ://www .pbs .org /wgbh /pages /frontline /shows /porn /prosecuting /overview .html

Miller v. California
413 U.S. 15 (1973)
The basic guidelines for the trier of fact must be: (a) whether the average person applying contemporary community standards would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest; (b) whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law; and (c) whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

https ://whc .unesco .org /en /criteria

(iii)

to bear a unique or at least exceptional testimony to a cultural tradition or to a civilization which is living or which has disappeared;

Deer, former senator Claire MacKassQuill, are you ready to star opposite to “la cruel Teresa” in the role of a life thread? You, ma’am, have been selected to audition to play the part of the governor’s wife in the re-hash of:

The secret life of el primer torero porno bachelor’s party at La Brasserie

But first:

No SpACE No pEACE but only: If-and–Only if, yada, yada, yada. As always, the student must show their work.

In local knews, it’s a “come as you are” …hereisnow—nowhereis no justicenopeace or something like that. The American priest in Paris reviews the gospel of Right Now.

https://www.voanews.com/extremism-watch/frances-biggest-trial-open-over-november-2015-attacks

… welcome back, Cousin joe, so, “a population the size of … what was the name »

Ah Yes—bumFuck Wisconsin!

BUT FO’ist, ladies in Gemini grab ahold of your letter eLes because El Mundo de Le Monde just sold all of the #Em’s in Marianne’s world in order to bring you Tomorrow’s knews, —To They.

¿’Onde?… [Nº 23846] The Story of a Life Thread.

I am Sirius, and you’re knot.

Deer, Siren… the name of the horse is “7 leguas”, Always®️—Vania, Siete Leguas

Recordando a Palomas, Chihuahua, y a los mormones de Salt Lake.

Andy García guest stars as el cristiano entre los moros 🦇.

Dune follows… it’s Labor They meets The Press:

yada

On Deadline, Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-from Hell, Missouri) bastardized Mike Barnicles’ outrage from The Bench. Somehow, asserts Claire, the democrats are going to fuck up the next Supreme Justice nominee and the Republican reptiles will seat another Supreme Court Judge. Watch That Space.

yada

Also on Deadline, Claire McCaskill was caught texting an old boyfriend, across the cheese factory in Wisconsin, a young Amy Klobuchar screams at Claire, “Back Up!” McCass! And pass the cup cakes, said Claire’s ex-boyfried, and a young Amy said, —amen.

yada

On Deadline, if you ever wonder why America sin acento celebrates Labor Day in September, go no further than MAY DAY, Issy, the reason dates back to when “America” started to kill Mother Earth and (aborted) stopped the spread of  Communism.

And who better to carry that “alt” flame than Orange County’s own, Nicole Wallace. Indeed, David Brooks, —FO’sure— to celebrate the CHICAGO labor movement of 1886…

BABA64BB-7D9F-4EF6-ABF4-EC22970C8946 —_!_— El primer torero porno (1986).

_CLEVELAND (knot Ohio) the president BASTARDIZED the FO’ist 8-hr WO’ik day in the Galaxie, in the Galaxie, Nicole Wallace, In the Galaxia.

Naturally, Nicolle worked the entire 36 hours instead of taking the fucking day off… like a regular capitalist torero–PIGS do.

What a difference a They makes…

In local news, Belmondo was not a stranger on the set of “El Primer Torero Porno”, he’s right there on the poster… as a TRIBUTE, Manuel Valls (yup, that Manuel Valls… that motherfucker) is going to be taking on the role of “La Invención del Primer Torero Triple X“. For the occasion, Mr. Valls quit his Consigliere post in the imaginary land* of CATALONIA.

*,] Like Baja California Sur, in El Mar de Cortés.

Uno de al-lao… Torero Triple X, the rest of the story, starring Miguel Bose as, “don Diablo”.

Inspired by the “Lightning FAST” approach that the Spanish VOX is taking not only in Méjico, but also en La Copa América, the Valls team put out their Conquista Propaganda.