… l’Hispanidad d’Alicia y los diestros, de antemano y con alternancia Car men is a fair use of all media and interventions en la faena de los fachos de España.
… Depravity !!!
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and Eddie Gloude Jr., do you like Spectacles.
Tag Archives: Unesco Heritage List criteria — El primer torero porno (Cyber Artifact)
Over at l’Hispaniola Cristobal Colón is asking Rafael Trujillo if he can spell : puuuh³—to
³~. La ache es muda en Pue’lto rhico, y mocha en Cuba.
Hot Chilli Peppers in the Blistering Sun : remember Durango, Larry?
And, señora Presidenta, mañana es martes 13 and those little fuckers at your “Bienestar” clinics better not be getting any CANCER on thier little Mexican bodies, who-the-fuck do those kids think that they are, GEORGINA MORENO with universal health care in La France?
Chile verde…
Who am I? I am red but not a commie and definetly not the Little Red Riding Hood, Issy-También-Older than the French Navy and hoy por ser día de tu santo, I am hotter than hell ¿quién soy?
https ://www. lemonde .fr /2026/10/12 /le-marche-des-enfants-rouges-a-paris-ravage-par-les-flammes-annonce-le-maire-d-arrondissement
Order de lidia: Veraniego, el toro que se nego a morir de rodillas.
In Local News : Baby You Can Drive My Car, but whatever you do don’t be a DOUCHE! Now enjoy the Carolina Reapers and chase them fuckers with a Young “habanera” or, habanero if Ewe like danger.
Any 🦉 hoot, if you’ve ever had the opportunity to munch on a French torta (lonche de carnitas, if you’ve been to Torreón or El Café Tacuba) just how old were las Tejas del mentado Mercado de Los Bajitos Rojos ?
LAMPARITO follows, right now it’s Aarón “four 🗡 times” Palacio :
for 🐂 context, that sword that Morante de La Puebla (1er tercio) is holding happens to be an estoque, which is the tool that Bob Evans used to fuck up a great novel.
Felipe³ está en barrera de sombra y El Juli a un lado de los burladeros, Hemingway skipped this edition of Romance in Las Ventas.
³~. Felipe de 😇 Calderón Hinojosa.
Palas viejas
For Whom the fachos Toll?
… ○³ for Ceuta mister Wells, for Ceuta. It turns out that the fascists don’t want The Kid to Stay in The Picture.
Anyhow, Le Marché des Enfants Rouges was:
Older than the French Navy (1626) under “his Redness”, Armand Jean du Plessis, and definitely already established by the time that the good Cardinal Richelieu had Urbain Grandier (1634) screaming in pain as he burned at the stake in a place called Loudun, that’s how old those tejas in Paris were considering that the indoor market was constructed in 1615 and demolished last night (after midnight) on the very date that Columbus was saved by l’Hispaniola.
“So it goes”. Over at the 15eme it’s “Goodbye Candy-Apple Red” and “Hello Ruby Rouge Tues-day”
Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme
Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar
Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart
Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.
Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.
Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.
Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.
Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.
Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell
I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.
The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎
Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.
He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.
But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.
So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.
La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.
So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.
Calamaro, Magallanes y, El Primer Torero Porno
“Welcome to France in 2025”: RATP bus driver accused of refusing to allow woman to board because of her clothing
Habas de cualquier manera son habeas.
Transliteration for franchutes en Francia:
— Tápate el tapete chula.
— No es lo mismo un chango de Tapachula en Tampico que, tápate el chango chula que te lo pican ahí mismo.
I swear that i CAN’T make this shit up, even 48 hours in advance, the logic of physics just boarded a bus, with no brakes into the Île-de-France fan zone.
https ://video .lefigaro .fr /figaro /baissez-un-peu-vos-vetements-un-chauffeur-de-bus-ratp-accuse-davoir-refuse-a-une-femme-de-monter-a-bord-en-raison-de-sa-tenue/
Salma was not available
Now, now. Don’t cry for BJ, Argentina. It used to be that la delegación Benito Juárez was the LIVERPOOL of Chilangolandia and then, —boom!
I can’t believe that Mark David Chapman has a fucking Pulitzer Prize nominated biographer.
You get a pig, you get a pig, and Jesus fucking christ! Have you seen the little piggies, living piggies lives.
And Eddie Gloude Junior:
How to re-write and not fall for a Venezuelan Tale.
White Guilt and translation in interpretation. It has nothing to do with dealing with diplomacy when nothing makes sense.
Aparth—Together
But first, in a totally different and unrelated tale, not a fucking day goes by without the gods reminding me why Eye is doomed, Issy-it-is because the gods must be crazy or the cocksuckers hate Mí.
Issy-Sin-Documentos está más cabrón getting Lays-ese.
Sarah Silverman wrote that, and Rory can get bent.
Lo mejor de tu vida se lo ha llevado Trump
It’s official, it arrived way to Early but United States Citizens are Bullfight Spectators, and in the words of Ali Vitali who is sitting RINGSIDE en barrera de SOMBRA, with Orson Welles in S‘pain:
And Remington goes Steel.
Americans (U.S.) are extremely tolerant to other bullshit in foreign lands, but not in Florida.
Croissant Danish Connection with Hidalgo 💭 And, Katty Kay, people who KNOW, know that “esas 👮🏼♀️ güeras no las tiene ni Dina {trade} marca”, to paraphrase³ AMLO and his promise to SOCIAL SECURITY CLINICs in Gómez Palacio, Durango.
… and if you are new to this blog, let Mí transliterate that for you, Floridians are pussies.
https ://www.marca.com /mx /2024/09/04
🎶 Oh, oh… dear, Yoko — María 🍄 Sabina… me quieren gobernar
Living on a sleeping prayer, thank you Jesus, —Tgank Ewe, Lorde.
… and starring as Io, is of course May Pang, y’all.
SEX MAGICK or how I learned to love the tour guide at the Picasso Museum in Paris, France, and here is Y*:
MARR Y THÉRÉSA me quieren gobernar…
Y Io le sigue – le sigue…
La Corriente.
The Thyme Machine on a Long Island Iced Tea with a twist of Piña Colada on the Bavarian Purity Law of hops.
*~. Pronounced as, “why”
CELESTIAL COORDINATES are available upon request… but only for the underground section of the Museum, the top floors are, and Eye Shits, EWE knots, under “occupation”, shall Öüï say. Still, top-notch pornography (no photography) for those with Eyes-Wide-Shut to see.
In baseball news… The Republicans are competing for who is going to have their mug painted by Pick-assa.
Wall Street in°GLISH
Dead nature follows, with Willie Heist, on to Theys edition, it’s motherfucking inanimate objects on his motherfucking Sunday Show…
Now about your Thursday’s guest, —ai’ fought the law and El Paso won. Ask, Justice Thomas, (Libra ⚖️) he’ll show you but won’t tell you³, “fuck Anita, there is no justice, this is planet earth! It’s ruled by psychopaths.
Öüï now switch Edie (Eydie) Gorme and Los Panchos en fip . fap to IMER noticias con Pablo Picasso.
³~. T.J., please relay to Cousin Joe that he may use that quote on his 4th hour, —and Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself to 🏈 (el ovoïde).
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p.s.: I can cope with death, Willie Geist, but not with Child Alienation dictated by a politically-elected county-red neck with a law degree.
Gonna’ take a nap now. You may all go and, well… you know, to Acapulco.
Mean while en Zzz 💤 😴 Ville… I Dream of Popcorn 🤯
Previously on, “The Spaniards and their conspiration ‘tories”
SoFy Belascoarán is belly dancing in Guanatos, the DJ (David Shalynillo Guetta) selected the Mambo Nº 9; long lost, now resurfaced in an Iraki looted convoy. El mambo número nueve was formally known at PALACIO NACIONAL (1936) as “El mambo de la shiquilla iraquí”. El mambo Nº 9 is interpreted by ROCO PACHUCOTE y los Leones Negros de Juanito Guanabacoa.
https ://disclose .ngo /en /article /ikea-subcontractors-resort-forced-labour-in-belarus-prisons
Tank and Popek… and that’s no Bull, SoFy Velasco, that’s what a REVOLUCIÓN INSTITUCIONALIZADA looks like, igual, never mind the bear, it’s from Ikea.
20.11 – 2022
For what is worth, i don’t select the props, i only point 👉🏻 and shot … 🧸🚽
Öüï, last left our hero, Joan Manuel Serrat, at the Albóndigas de Granaditas where El Cervantino was ringside, at El Cabaret del Furo, when all of a sudden, a pair of old leonenses from Lyon, France, not from Santa Qtarina, en MonteCeMeX bring news from Them Springs, es un cuento ‘Colorado‘🩸💀.
The Why on The Bull 🐂
Hilarity ensues when “El Primer Torero Porno” replaces the centurion that Juanito Guanavacoa killed in a gentrified vecindad de la Colonia Roma, en Polanco.
For the record, the third episode of Belascoarán, lleva un crisantemo de Serrat in the form of a verbena for la maldita Vecindad, en Siempre en Domingo… Música Guerrera comisionada por el CEO de SonyMusic x-change. It’s what hot air sounds like when Duncan Bridgeman screams, “Viva Mecxico”… hoy se celebra el día de La Revolución.
Siete Leguas en las estrellas, Siete Leguas, el caballo que Villa, —mas estimaba. Pegasus just couldn’t hang… and that’s no Bull 🐂.
Música Guerrera y El CIRCO de La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Elton Tierra y Libertad.
Arrest made in attack on couple in Dodger Stadium parking lot after Elton John concert
https ://www .dailynews .com /2022/11/20/
³~. Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América Latina, Cátedra AR, con Víctor M. Quintana (2013).
https ://diario .uach .cl /francia-incentiva-a-docentes-a-realizar-ctedras-como-profesores-invitados/
Jump to page, tú, where mister Belmont (CDMX; antes de “Juaritos”) knows, exactly! —what Duncan Bridgeman was talking about: México, México, Ra Ra Ra.
Música Guerrera, un film de Duncan Bridgeman y Bernardo Gómez… echó en México.
The first thing you need to know about TRMS is…
_is that she, Rachel Maddow, knows where Ewe sleeps. Still, Öüï insists that El primer torero porno needs to be inducted into the Unesco World Heritage List (for cyber artifact) if for no other reason because El primer torero porno managed to unite Guillermo del Toro and Humberto Eco in their child form. Betito was chosen to play the son of Claire, who she herself was cast as the governor’s wife, while Memito, that little fucker will spawn into the son of a run-of-the-mill cabinet member of the ruliing party…
(v)
to be an outstanding example of a traditional human settlement, land-use, or sea-use which is representative of a culture (or cultures), or human interaction with the environment especially when it has become vulnerable under the impact of irreversible change;
The second thing one needs to know about Rachel Maddow is that she, TRMS, knows the position of your sleep number mattress… in this sense Raquelito is scarier than an Alternative Julio Iglesias reality where Humberto Eco grew up to be the Fkn governor… Yada
“I had bordered with a masterly rhetoric on the subject: “Should we die for the Glory of Mussolini and the Immortal destiny of Italy?”
In context, little Humberto Eco grew up fascist and then he discovered Dick Tracy, or something like that, trou story, these are his words:
En 1942, à l’âge de dix ans, j’ai remporté le primier prix aux Ludi Juveniles (un concours à libre forcée pour jeunes fascistes Italiens).
The only thing that TRMS asks for is…
AD9C88E7-F562-4BA3-8A41-18F93B91E6BC… The FO’ist Rhule about the Paris Tourism Board is? Anyone, Diego? ••• The FO’ist Rhule about the Paris Tourism Board is? Diego Rivera? Trotsky? Anyone? — Ok, how’bout you Mr. Siqueiros, wanna give this riddle a TAP ⛏ ?
Thrice as harmful… as the FO’ist 20 jeers.
Bliss with Hayek follows:
—You only get five refills.
— I’ve only refilled four times.
—The first bottle counts as a re-fill.
La Versailles touch… watcha tryin’ to say D.A.R.E., Mr. “So Foot » ?
•••
D.A.T. youse more explosive than la Marseillaise?
It’s a One after 9/09 Special Edition from La Argentina (Ag)… does anybody remember a la argentina?
Page 8; September 8 — Año cero
Issy… Ewe brings the Woodpecker and Eye will bring The Would, Alicia Menéndez.
Oh, hey 🇺🇸 Negrita, Eye sees that your producers have FINally discovered the 🇧🇷 Bossa Nova and the playbook of Donald John Trump in BRAZIL… 🎶 Choo–Shuu 🚂 but have you HO’id the latest out of Palacio Nacional-dot–🇲🇽 ?
The Nuremberg Trials¹ (slight return in Paris via IsIs) just in time for TEXAS to act like the Very French neighbors of the occupation à La Villette… why do you think that The Architect designed that music hall to look like the Helmet of Rick Moranis on Space Balls?
¹;) https ://www.payot-rivages .fr /payot /livre /nuremberg-la-bataille-des-images -9782228928045
Enter through the Candy Shop.
[photo link goes here]
FO’the record, Cousin Joe, please refer back to the Mexican re-hash of Luis Buñel’s “Los Olvidados” at el cinito mexicano de Porte des Lilas … et Cinéma Christine ⇒ keyword for the Library search, AP LeMire is:
PORNO PARA LA ARISTOCRACIA MEXICANA
Viva Villa, —palomas.
Over at the nomination process, Small Time Shit reminds the Big KaKa at Issy-les-Moulineaux that:
Monolouge:
In current times it could be read in the voice of any Republican Party politician like say, Ted Cruz, or the former VIP, a Mr. Pence, —yo pienso.
~_!_-
“No sé qué hacer. No lo sé.
Si voto contra la línea del partido ya puedo despedirme de la política, y si no lo hago me quedo sin partidarios de mi línea.
… ¡porque las cosas [CLAIRE] no son tan claras!
Lo cierto es que no sé que hacer.
Porque también hay la posibilidad de VOTAR EN CONTRA, la cosa de vuelta, otros me sigan Y PASE DE TRAIDOR A héroe.”
And, Willie Geist, if Blazing Saddles is the benchmark settings for a by-gone pioneering era, then El Primer Torero Porno was the visionary Hidalgo that brought you WOULD, Alicia Menendez; as in, what WOULD happen to the World as Öüï knows it if the “electro magnetic ink” sold to businessmen actually delivered GEORGIA to Donald Trump.
(ii)
to exhibit an important interchange of human values, over a span of time or within a cultural area of the world, on developments in architecture or technology, monumental arts, town-planning or landscape design;
Yada
En los tiempos del General Arrollo the place was called, Fort BLISS (punto y coma) and, PAUL McCartney is Knot going to believe this, just up the entrance to Ft. Bliss on Loop 375 you can find the place where The Sergeant Major got HIS WINGS, his wings Faul, —his Wings… and because it is Texas, there is no “suffragette” Mr. Walrus.
After the break, if the system lets us, FRIDA HAYEK jumps* on the Street Vagrant bandwagon, this time around the Tijuana outlet Amazon turns Serendipity into “Chavelita Cybernetics”… nothing is real—And nothing TO get Hung (on a window, or a show) about, —when nothing is Something.
*._ And Eye quotes, “we are sorry, we are experiencing technical difficulties », unquote.