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🎉 Celebrating Asparagus on the aspersions

Yeah 👍🏼 … Jackie Alemany is having Holder for brunch, it’s 2026 and with the entire Homeland Security apparatus (FBI, ATF, CIA, and the Texas Rangers) meddling with “Buchonlandia” vía Rancho Terrazas³ (State of Chihuahua) nobody, and i (Armando Segovia) can relay that nobody cares about all of the Fast and Furious saga, —nobody.

And when i awoke… Gerogina Moreno was still in charge of morena–francia ; la afamada y cándida⁸ Asociación Gilberto Bosques de París, —invita : nepotismo actualizado.

³~. Cuauhtémoc, Municipio de Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua—MX.

⁸~. “cándida” only from the lips outwards, because on the inside esa ‘afamada’ asociación está más NEGRA que el fundillo del diablo and under the table, pues es un es•ca•par•a•te (storefront) for “Andy”,  the son of Ándres Manuel López Obrador.

Los Voladores de Papantla follows

 

… pass the biscuits, hold the Louisiana Sauce de Tabasco.

Realismo México, now with Tabasco sauce from Louisiana.

…

Intermission with MPkB

Issy-sí-es :

All Quiet on The Eastern Front. Across the Atlantic, King George III is looking quite normal compared to the sheer madness of his wannabe counterpart at the White House.

W⚽W!

https ://www .theguardian .com /2026/apr/28 /paris-saint-germain-v-bayern-munich-champions-league-semi-final

Up next it’s “The Continuing Adventures of The Waco Kid”, and George Seurat’s : La Aristocracia de ‘Cowboys’ and the neo-impressionist propaganda of the A.T.F.⁸  

Up next : a national bridge weekend without pain 🥖 à 🥐 la 🍞boulangerie.

 

⁸~. Mount Carmel Center was lynched 🔥 by the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms bureau of a cunt named Reno.

La Grande Jatte wannabe

La Grande Jatte, wannabe. If you squint really-really hard perhaps you will be able to see the the smoke from the Washington barbecuers across from that there suspension bridge in Texas.

A non-traditional “mentada de madre” y aunque usted no lo crea³

³~. Zeppelin goes here :
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /sheinbaum-presenta-asesores-para-aplicar-el-fracking-no-tradicional-sin-dañar-el-ecosistema de la embajada de México en London Town.

Musical Guest:

Mick and The Rolling 🛘 Roaches 🪳

¡Hostias con vos, gilipollas! — Ewe see what y’all make me do!

 

This is a song about los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard en Francia, y tú mamá también.

Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena during an official event as Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Photo: Instagram @embamex_gbr

 

En fin volks, let Volkswagens be Beetles, right now Öüï is going to catch-up with Claudia Sheinbaum in Spain, not sure if the president’s is going to arrive through La Puerta de Alcalá or Carabanche !!! Nada, dice doña Claudia que’lla arribará por el Josep Tarradellas — El Prat 🛬… “pos’ ni’que fuera el papa!” pointed the Mexican presidenta, haciéndose Pendeja with the Powerpoint presentation about “the good” fracking.

Give Em# some Quarter and Ketch-up. Now if you are wondering why that good looking chap who coincidentally, looks a lot like a young MANUEL BARTLETT DÍAZ, is part of this B-grade Telenovela, well that’s on account of the friendship that a relative of CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI and former ambassador to Queen Elizabeth II has with the Brazilian ex-wife of Jimmy Page, that’s why ; that’s why the LED is out.

 

En contexto for the un-initiated, the lines that are currently being written on this most non-consequential blog were intended to be (16 years ago) a TV Novelas-style reading companion to  the Mexican political biographies, 1884-1934 of Roderic Ai Camp.

I’ve been there before, any 🦉 hoot … I asked for José Feliciano and Emilie Munera smacked a RED NOSE on Rodolphe for the middle of April in Paris, un-fucking-belivable.

 

As time went on, the six-year project began to take different qualities such as those worthy of a B- movie 🎥 documentary look of what was supposed to be rendered with the advantage of a rear-view-mirror review of the 2012 Mexican Election, which coincidentally lined up with the U.S. and French presidential elections, but then, well then the Mexican Political Biographies 1935-2009 began to sabotage every aspect of both my professional and personal life, but that’s another *churro.

Un churro de la biblioteca Lumière… formally at Beaubourg (Paris-Centre).

Meanwhile at the b.p.i. at Lumière, things are looking bleek, toilettes are for the most part broke and the interwebs are infected by a “new world” virus, but what really irk’s Mí, though, it’s that there is no Roderic Ai Camp in/on the catalog, so Öüï’s gonna have to break into “La Casa de México” en Cité Universitaire del 14emè… it’s the only way to find out who Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena is, and why Claudia’s predecessor from El PRIcambrico 🦖 gave her a foreign post in la bendita, “4ª Transformación” de López Obrador, who?

Intermission with “la compostera” de Raphaël Morán en rfi

“¡Pablo Gleason es mi amigo!”

Raphaël Morán,
Grand reportier à l’apro* et Mediapart aussie

Georgina ‘FRACKING’ Moreno y sus gusanos en Francia.

*~. Agencia Proceso… pero los valores periodísticos de Morán have nothing to do with the the journalistic ethos of that news agency’s founder, don Julio ; a tu salud 🧂 Raphaël, Pablo Gleason es primo de Miguel y su hermano “el torero”, —también.

La Tronadora de La Sorbonne.

 

Following “La Tronadora de La Sorbonne” it’s Einstein on The Beach 🍹 featuring “Los Invasores de Nuevo León”.

🪗 Aguanta corazón no seas cobarde

La Tronadora de Trump featuring a Disco Ball on the Morjo Show.

 

Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

Toy Story 5… Alix’s Secret Night Toys

Toy Story 5 : Consolation Nation

Derecho de Plaza mexicano reciclado en Francia — Années 2020’s

 

And in Marseille : the trains still Run on Pétain’s Time.

Caution ⚠️ ahead 🧜🏻‍♀️sweetly singing…

 

Any 🦉 hoot, this one comes straight from the 🇫🇷 Sarkozy—Calderón 🇲🇽 theys at the IHEAL and El Año de México en Francia in 2011 ; knot 2015. For reference, Susana Poveda, it’s from a time that BEN SMITH’s (then with Buzzfeed) i.p. Man at the Unesco next to La Juventud Venezolana de Hugo en París would recognize because NOTHING, and Eye means nuttin’ was open on Sundays, except the shower 🚿 but back then it was a different schedule to get the Funk-out, if youse smell my drift…

Jackie does… Jackie’s in Rosa Mexicano (PANTONE # 1971)

A for the Billy Tee and style, only at Goodwill.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mexican_pink

Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme

Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar

Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart

 

Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.

Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.

Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.

 

Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.

Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.

Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell

Nice… monkey see, monkey wants “rafles” in France

And, Jackie Alemany… you didn’t think that Öüï would leave you out of the picture, —now did ya’?

Arno Klarsfeld, this éphéméride is “ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER” to the tune of Mama Kin, because it ain’t easy living like a gypsy…

Arno cried Dixie for Nice.

and isn’t it ironic?

1983 : arrestation du nazi Klaus Barbie en Amérique du Sud by Arno Klarsfeld’s mom.

With that in mind, Armando Segovia would like to thank the good person in the Township of North Bergen, New Jersey (USA), the staff here wishes you a warm Sunday morning and Öüï would like to commend Ewe for logging 96 VIEWS of asegovia3 yesterday. Keep on keeping, IT!, —on.

Yes… mister Klarsfeld, round Mí up like the SCHUTZSTAFFEL hunted your grand-daddy in NICE ; only to burn him in Auschwitz.

 

Now that’s one impressive nipple you got there on your Right, mister Klarsfeld, and—motherfucker, as the FIRST REFUGEE MADE IN FRANCE, that tangent connects DIRECTLY to that Talents and Compétences card that was revoked from me for documenting (like your daddy did with the Holocaust) Mexican co-optation and corruption in France.

Differential calculus for Nazi survivors : the reciprocal of the new 🇮🇱Genocide generation.

For the record, mister Stephen Miller wannabe, the current holder of that titty next to you is the one, the VERY ONE who invited me to-do my documenting in France, so keep that in mind because it’s going to be on the TEST, and you won’t be allowed to use a CALCULADORA, this is to say, that you must figure out the ANGLE of that titty by memory and you must show your work.

Le tilleul¹ y la gobernadora²… té de tila para “la torita” gobernadora

El tilo¹ and the Larrea tridentata² 

There is no dark side in Acapulco… as a matter of fact, it’s all Dark in Acapulco.

La experiencia de Morena en México, based on the collected works of EDWARD BURNETT TYLOR (from 1856 to 1861 A.D., the latter bieng the most difficult year of a rather disturbed República) who despite the turmoil of the epoch (Miramón and his Habsbourgs had been defeated and “Bomberito” Juárez installed the Liberal goverment with the help of THEM United States of America in Mexico City) managed to write a pretty good tome titled : ANAHUAC I,

Homenaje de Morena a Rubén Figueroa, por la 4T* en Guerrero

noviembre 11, 2025

For context, en su vida política del partido de Jean-Luc Melenchon, Sergio Ávalos es conferencista, fundador también de la Asociación de la ley 1901 (francesa) GILBERTO BOSQUES PARIS. En otros tiempos, por decir cuando pertenecia al Movimiento Por La Paz Con Justicia y Dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en el Instituto Cervantes (2011) o, mismo cuando re bautizó el hashtag (#) del YoSoy132 aquí en París (2012), y luego de “arrimado” con la caravana de los 43 de Ayotzinapa, don Ávalos se hubiese auto tachado como un “PALERO”, o como un “VENDIDO”, incluso como un “CHAYOTERO” ; al menos eso es lo que don Ávalos y su compañera de partido (Georgina Moreno) le gritarían a cualquier persona que les hiciese preguntas directas o que compremetiese su labor proselitista en la vía pública, es decir, durante manifestaciones por las calles y avenidas al pie de la Torre Effiel… por decir.

L’hommage rendu à Rubén Figueroa était « une grave erreur » ; il mérite d’être desitué : Eloy Cisneros³

Brevemente, para todas las personas que no me leen, me muero por saber la reacción de doña Moreno y don Ávalos siendo que, pues, tendrán que responder por el nefasto homenaje al que mató y luego violó la esposa de uno de sus supuestos héroes caídos durante la guerra sucia de Acapulco, o algo así.

³~. Jefe del Frente Socialista de Guerrero

ANAHUAC I, Chap. V. :
A Revolution. Siege and Capitulation of Puebla. Military Statistics. Highway-robbery. Reform in Mexico. The American War. Mexican Army. Our Lady of Guadalupe. Miracles. The Rival Virgins. Sacred Lottery-ticket. Literature in Mexico. The clergy and their system of Education in Mexico. The Holy Office. Indian Notions of Christianity.

Amigo, Woodstock… saludos a Yorch en La Panadería³

Entonces, Duncan Bridgeman, VIVA MÉXICO y tú junto con La Mano de Bernardo Gómez (Televisa) chinguen a su madre.

 

³~. Y no, pinches chairos disfrazados de pueblo (desde los Amigos de Javier Sicilia y pasando por los #YoSoy132académicos hasta llegar con los y las lame botas de Georgina Moreno dirigiendo a morena-francia para el papá de José Ramón López Beltrán), La Panadería en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, no tiene nada que ver con el profesor Alejandro Poiré en SciencesPo ni su pinche partido de Acción Nacional, ¡Bola de putos!

The Charming
Mundo de Le Monde
edition quotidien
Mardi / Mercredi
11 y 12 de noviembre

Té de tila

Té de tila… lo mejor para los nervios d’eso de la deforestación y los cambios PROPRIETARIOS de ACCUWEATHER en Morning Joe.

En fin, sirva esto como memoria de la COP 21 y los grandes reportajes de rfi.