Intermedio avec Julie Gayet… L’ironía se pinta’ sola

“Merci pour ce moment »…

Fowl balls on Donna Perino, she’s A FOX 🦊.

Behind the Scenes of The Year of Mexico
in France

“Amarillo no me pongo”…

WADR… This is an InterMission sponsored by The Yellowish tone of Mexican movies at La Porte des Lilas and off-course, Ennio Morricone.

In Lyon, France:
https ://www .france24 .com /en /france /20220619 –


Previously on, La Rideau est Tombé

Ay ya CHOLE con tu fiesta.
GOEY, en Polanco de Insurgentes… Turn the page, 🦊… dice CELAYA de Les Brioches

It used to be, that you had to be 21 to drink and 18 to go to War … The Moore things change in Columbine the more Michael stays the same… You Phat Basterd.

Ballistic Curtains, because Freedom isn’t Free. You faggots.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /allegretto-du-mercredi-25-mai-2022 -8471951

I was practically born next to Big Bear, in Cucamonga, trou ♠️ Story. Ask the Saint Bernard à Route 66 near Arrowhead, instead of Baby Formula damn dog 🐶 gave me liquor 🥃, but hey, it worked for Bogart while filming Casablanca… don’t drink the water.

Öüï don’t need no stinkin’ Bach’s… We are already Wet!

“A todos Los que quieren y amán a Denisa Kerschova… »

QuéSeco… Dedicated to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade playground Soccer stars in Uvalde, with LoVe from Valencia, España en Saint- Germain-des-Prés

From a Fav 🍓  Fourth grader

NIKENique —  Victoria
Boulevard St. Michel y la rue Serpente, Paris 06.

Remember, PichiAvo, I know where the bodies are buried, ISSY, I would do anything for a ticket 🎫… “but Eye won’t do that »

“Ay, mírame, mírame, mírame”
Said the lesser-half of the duo Pa’ella Valenciano Pichiavo, as the little man with the aerosol canister sucked GROUPRAMA’S COQ 🐓.

American Graffiti… Check with McDonald’s ®️ at La Place d’Italie, . I know that I foretold y’all about a Slam Dunk 🏀 🗑️ a Saint-Germain-des-Prés… Playball!!!


Si mal no Recuerdo,
Nº 20 Boulevard Saint Michel
was to be a community center for talented teens or, something like that.

Mama Fiera 🇪🇸 y la paja voladora 🇲🇽 presenta:

Hey, Greece!!! Stop pandering. Fuck LOVE!


Never mind Turkey because relatively speaking, Ankara is what EL PARTIDO REVOLUCIONARIO INSTITUCIONAL in Mexico is to these handsome fellows³ in FRANCE.

³~. https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Hey, Mika… this is what Frida Kahlo looked like before she turned into a puta*

*~. Frida, has, become a commercial INVESTMENT, right? Or, am I threading on MADISON Ave., and should tell Maria Hinojosa to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Una producción de Machete Amellado y El Piolín por La Magnana de La  Culture Rapide à Belleville

Orages en Orange.


Now before, Denisa Kerschova départs for ROMA, Öüï (that motherfucker) asks for a little Axl 🌹and a lot of ammo 🥃 because in Sonora one can’t really trust the WaWa.

Roman jokes:

Support your SHARIFF… Eye guarantee that SHARIFF will like it.

Ombres seulement… The musical.

La paciencia is nuttin’ but a cold Alesian pizza 🍕

… Metro 🚇 XIV, then take The NATIONAL route to Bretagne… TALIA OLVERA y los amigos de Gilberto Bosques en la ciudad universitaria de Paris will direct you to the Consul.

“Two minutes Turkish”… In the mean time Bugger-Off!

David Jaggard walks into La Bellevilloise all Lit Up and swallows a diamond, hilarity ensues when he… wait for it, wait…


Jump to page t­ú

… Sponsored by “El Jabón del Perro Agradecido de la Calle Stanton,” del Segundo Barrio en El Chuco… and if you silifag®️ users knew what that Pancho Villa frame on your silly little stage meant then, maybe—just maybe, María Sabina would not mind gracing your MErCeDes en La Renault.


Bulerías³ para pipopes Coahuilenses

The Soundtrack of la rue del Cerro Borrégo en El Studio de l’Ermitage³  …casi esquina con Siempre es Lo Mismo en la rue des Cascades (venezolanas).

No Sur.Fea

SitRep at LA Bourse, ISMAEL ya posicionó a las bragadas de la ➗ de las yeguas republicanas en El Louvre.

Note to editors at SciencesPo
la “benditaSORBONNA:

Las catrinas de México en Francia

Las catrinas de México en Francia… with Spécial Guest, “Dread Nathi” de Lafourcade and some fucking Gringos from Tucson and some putos Charros de CALEXICO. 

Me siguen pelando los dientes.

“Señoras y señores, nosotros tenemos más influencia con sus hijos… que tú tienes, pero los queremos”.

Juanas Addicción
“Hum, along with Mí…».

Page Tú from The Territorial Times with Nicolette Palin

Musical guest: Los Rancheritos del TOPOCHICO³

Dans leurs vergers se trouvent des orangeraies
Des champs de maïs avec leurs épis en fleur
Et dans leurs vallées les mesquitales
Ils traversent des routes royales, oui monsieur
Baigné par le soleil.

³.~{and} lime.

Eye swears that Öüï doesn’t select the by-ciclones. I am Sirius, and you are snot…

I watched Morning Joe for Four Hours And All that Eye got Was This Little stupid Bleu Bag.


Ewe’r Knot Foolin’ personne, Salma Hayek

A Naidée, como dicen los FRANCHUTES de La Sierra.

El General wears a Leopard-skin Pill-box hat.

And, radio France… Fuck LaCroix, here’s your subtility in Strasbourg !

Note: to Tiffanny Cross (no relation to LaCroix) please relay to the Heidi Przybyla wanna-be that BLACK SPY and former CONGRESSMAN Joseph Scarborough III made sure that this blog would not have any followers, furthermore, with this blog being a DRAFT of a larger body of work, it is almost  impossible to follow unless you are in on the MOTHERFUCKING blacklist JOKE, like Charles Dumont and Grégoire LaCroix.

For those laser-focused on The Ukraine, but can’t get through the Polish Border, here’s Wisdom, “let s/he who hath understanding…”

Here you go, call Mi a racist now, but KNOT before doing your homework.


LONG STORY SHORT i feel like a BLACK STUDENT in UKRAINE… and here is another THING that AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL don’t know, the ‘nice’ little ol’ Peruvian lady at the reception desk (last year in the month of MARCH) is like ONE-degree of KEVIN BACON from the good people of Andrés Manuel López Obrador before that son-of-a-bitch gave TATIANA CLOUTHIER a piece of HUESO in his CULT.
ENter THrough THe GIFT SHOP!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /etonnez-moi-benoit/deux-amis-tres-proches-charles-dumont-93-ans-gregoire-lacroix-de-l-academie-alphonse-allais 5684260

… Öüï, now returns to our previous block
en forma de tejas sobre el reloj:
Didn’t you watch PATTON?

“You gotta blah-blah-blah and yada, yada, yada those Putinesque bastards », o algo así, the Things is, Salma… muses don’t believe in Sociology, but they do believe in Martial Arts.

Con la lana que se paga un domingo en los cines de Toulouse (ARCALT)

Previously on our favorite theme, “El Cinito Mexicano” i {armando segovia} told you about how Mexican Once TV “Los Años Arruza” Emilio Maillé dissed Texan Director and Mexican all-Star Robert Rodriguez during a Gabriel Figueroa discussion panel at Cinéma Lilas in Porte des Lilas (75020). This is true, Francis Saint-Dizer, Directeur de Cinémas d’Amérique Latine »… ¡if that’s even a real thing, ese!

And EYE Quotes:
El humor en el cine chicano contemporáneo. PARODIA y TRANSNACIONALISMO en la trilogía de EL Mariachi de Robert Rodriguez. Page 108, by NOELIA “Goyo” Fernández, en Cinémas d’amerique latine #29.

And Knot to be facétieux but all of a sudden it’s cool to be “chicano” and, « transnational » {no less} with you fuckers (los latinos) in France.

Any güey, Emilio Maillé, “La Mala” sends her regards desde la rayuela en Montparnasse.

And Claire McCaskil (D-from MissAUri)… 🥧🍎🚽

One of the Last Things before Eye calls it, —Quits:

🚻 We’ll Take Manhattan 🎶🎶🎶

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And, Mayor Pete… [W]ithout counting Joe Scarborough, just exactly how many of them WAR PROFITEERS will get to be part of Mr. Biden’s “Fire💸Stone” Chats?

https ://www .jornada /notas /2021/08/29 /politica /bajo-la-lupa –a-quien-conviene-una-guerra-civil-y-la-balcanizacion-de-afganistan/
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proméxico revisited 22/06/2017 “cero a la izquierda”

En contexto, hace apenas unas horas tuve la oportunidad de establecer contacto con uno de los representantes en París, Francia (knot Texas) de Zapantera Rosa, el colectivo que une a los Black Panthers y a Los Zapatistas en —valga la estrofa— un lienzo.

“¡Me castigaron por decir la verdad!”, el « Glison »

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/06/27 /los-ang-eh-les-nineteen-eighty-four/

From the collection Eye Saved Andy Warhol and the producers of why I hate the Sixties 🇬🇧 comes the story of “El Campeón”, Track One of “*Urbanistoriasla hache was stolen « por una marca de cerveza »”.

Alessandro… you like Jazz?
_*!*_ Cuahtémoc, Chihuahua got the He! That year (2012) en Los Filtros… luego en el 2021 en Sonora contra el PUEBLO YAQUÍ son los agro-narcos los que se roban el agua… en el 2010, al GRUPO CARSO le regalarón el sub suelo acuífero de CIUDAD JUÁREZ, Chihuahua… aguas—you betcha, bitch!

Any how, Dr. Valenzuela, news from our conversation made our news radar after my brief conversation WITH the people that your political acolytes hate (Heine en francés del bueno) I mention this tidbit on account that after presenting my credentials to Mr. Zapantera à Paris he asked me how i, armando segovia, ended up in the homeless brigade of Paris.

Narrated by space junkie and physicist, Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Here’s a starting point, Alessandro: PEGASUS report, an Israeli company hired by the Mexican government to spy on all of who the then president Felipe Calderón Hinojosa considered his enemies… El diario LA JORNADA WANTS TO PEG THIS ON Enrique Peña Nieto, but it really belongs to ALEJANDRO Poiré Romero, ex-Secretary of the Interior (Gobernación) whom we happened to have covered at SCIENCES PO and The Mexico House at Cité International (75014) Universitaire de Paris back in 2012.


Al otro lado de La Mancha URBANA de Baltimore, Maryland:

DEAR, Eddie Gloude Jr., There is NOTHING — Nothing “Quijotesco” about Annie Karni!… Wait! Knot Karni, i meant to write Sancho Panza! And to picture the picture for Dr. Jason Johnson*… here’s the steal: 🏀

* Dr. Jason Johnson plays a Medical Pundit on the Dulcinea Wallace show.

1. First, because there is NOTHING — Nothing crazy about Annie Karni… FUCK!!! I meant to write Donald’s Panza ⛹🏽‍♂️

This is the picture of a Windmill, and unless you have talked to George Clooney about it, or read Umberto Eco’s “How To Spot a fascist, in six Bacons or less”, don’t you go comparing this synecdoche to El Ingenioso Hidalgo (not to be confused with Annie’s Torpes Tourism Tropes).

2. Secondly… Jonathan LeMire (AP Le Mire) should not get ahead of the graphics with his new toy, ‘the teleprompter’… It’s way too Early, to bring in Brian Williams long lost illegitimate nephew.

pg. 31 Recognizing fascism, by Umberto Eco (para freseados):

There was only one kind of nazism, and the phalangism hypercatholique of Franco cannot be labeled nazism because nazism is fundamentally pagan, polytheistic and, anti christian (“I Am An Antichrist,” but I am not a fucking nazi, Umberto) otherwise (says Mr. Eco) it is not nazism.

Oh, hey Malcolm Nance, now don’t go denying that you have been in on this joke (punto y coma) if only Chris Matthews was still around the peacock coop, i mean, he did have access to the NBC Video Vault. It’s on deadline, your comment about having ears and eyes on our phone is on Deadline with Dulcinea Wallace, and paraphrasing that exasperated trademark warning of yours, “we can hear you and we can see you”. I knew that since like the THEYS of “Operation Fast and Furious” from Columbus, New Mexico to Casas Grandes, Chihuahua.

3. Turn to page Tú, Besos 💋

“Whatch the way Eye Navigates »


Las fuentes de doña Vilma

Las fuentes de doña Vilma, Internal Affaire.:.DBB45F66-5442-40FC-B729-00B7D66A8328

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson, say hello to Phil Griffin and, here’s an “Almost Live” text that won’t make your frequency on account that it was not a “terrorist’s” attack; do say hello to the Welk.

Fucking, Canucks

Eye did tell y’all that there was a Motherfucking KNIFE in that Lot:

Internal affairs

Internal affaire… let’s play Hardball, dear former Senator Claire McCaskell à Saint Louis, Misery; listen here, we [the staff] don’t choose the deck, nor the cards, not even the rhythm, öüï just ping-pong the news back to you, —ma’am, just the (tip) of the facts.

day 3, Month 10, Year 2019 C.E.
TimeStamp 14hrs CET

Context is developing

Context is developing on the Way to Le Tribunal de Clichy, only, On The View.

Transmission cut. We repeat, transmission cut.

Earlier in the day:

Forward Observation Report from Centerfield and the description of the Bowi™️; On The View, with Chelsea Maddow’s blow-out Special; Oh, The Thyming, Matthew Mac Con Augustus Jey*, which brings U.S. to that Donnie Deutsch “dead president” brand of performance that leaves Climate Change deniers feeling “good” about their dead presidents monthly-payment “BeeJeeKohls“.

 Bank books courtesy of

Bank books courtesy of: Crédit Lyonnais 1904 – 1911. Now, when the Ancien Regime slapped a couple of tin stick-ons on a Grand Livre (aprox. dead weight: 15 kgs. one–Each) they were not thinking of Smoke and Mirrors, for the record, the Bowi™️ probably makes the weight at 3 lbs. (American, not Imperial) and can probably store a couple og Giga Cubic Tons of the dried calligraphy in them LOGS there; and Vladimir Putin has copies of each and every motherfunking bit in his “Superb” server, named after Matthew McConaughey*

Metadata and Metaphysical dimensiones of the Obsi™️ follow, but FOist, the Bill on el adorable clima de Finlandia…

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda.:.88178C4C-6835-4E42-831A-F6E8B0C6BE0F •|• Y su MXT Mastretta de Limón, de que Color lo va a querer, you “lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf,” period

… and in Washington, trascendió que los llamados “Gnats” fly in clouds…. GOOOOOOOO, Dodgers!