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Breaking Bat y Can – Ya Encontré Mi Ojo de Venado

To the Moon

Producciones BARDO may lick my aguacates y No Hay chileno 🇨🇱 Que Aguante Un Cañonazo 🇪🇺 de 50,000 Vernissages.

15 de abril, i forgot the year🔥maybe 2024

Tonite on the Way to The Dark Side of The Moon

Issy, Flaco, lemme’ tell Ewe how it will be, Honoré is going to SHOW you cunts that Eye is blacker than Youse, Issy–Lagunero-Soy.

Corrupción Actualizada

El hermano de La Negra Tomasa

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Avi Velshi, did you know that Erasmus was a fag? Erasmus in 2022 is the patron Saint of Vernissages à Paris, and Texas, —aussi.

Note to Santiago… de Chile 🇨🇱:

Full Disclosure: the staff of asegovia3.com is UNDER the impression that Chileneans from the 1970’s Generation en Viña del Mar no saben lo que ES la Diferencia entre FORGET and Érase³ que se ERA.

Just dropped in to see what condition, my condition WAS in.

³~. Borrar according to Sophie Velasco, en rfpp.

If You Can Erase this… you might be a NAZI

Ni perdón ni olvido… Narrated by Henry Kissinger.

 

Stripes in spandex — Metal Health

Key Leighhhh Makaninni !!!

Viva Bill Barr!!!

Surrender, you look like a Mexican Lamborghini Countach from 1986. ¿De qué sabor vas a querer tu nieve de limón 🧊?

And Starring as a Mexican Countach, Carlos Cavazos. Eye can see KeigLee from Carlos’ Lamborghini Dashboard.

… Funny how the FOX cycle, period!… goes, the Animals Are Great guy is complaining about some guy named Greg not covering the Chinese Cigarette Exercises in Hong Kong.

Mean while, 🦿shaving They did the laundry on that 70’s Show on FOX. Trou 🕳️ story, after the Break, Geronimo breaks Judge Pirro’s 🖤.

Repent, Keyleigh McKenanny, the church of Trump is a Jesus Christ Pose; ask GUTFELD what the last line in that Song Says.

1 de Septiembre — Los Hijos de Sánchez “Feels So Good »

Season 2 EP 11; Fast track to the

Los Lunas Pinto League.

Starring, Denisa Kerschova as “Santanico Pantimonio”, catch’er after Dusk en El Cinito Mexicano, casi ESQUINA 📐 con La Tuna, en Antony–Texas.

Attention, camp:

Producciones Georgina Moreno y FRANCIA TV presentan: Eye sees your CoCorocos and Öüï raises you “The Chicken who Came Home to Lille”, roost back at’Ya! Bitches!

El primo de Miguel Gleason²… ISSY, you must RéMember these, and also, Raphael Morán at —proceso de radio france international— without forgetting about “las embajadoras de Jorge Saldaña en Francia”, because the Three Eh-jez on this journey are:

— Presunto Culpable
— L’affaire Cassez
— Corruption en La Alternancia democrática de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon

With that in Mind, hoy no hubo Jazz, puro asalto en la terraza Puebla, Paris 19, allí no’mas subiendo por Bolívar (sin acento) y bajando por Botzaris 🚅.  Al otro lado de la colina está la guarida de Juanito Guanavacoa, el muy sujeto optó por refugiarse a un lado de Miguel Y Costilla de Hidalgo.

Yeah, let Mí, tell Ewe how “l’Abondance” llegará con los PeriStroikas¹ mientras Atlas Shrugs.

¹~. AKA Los Hijos de Sánchez en Longchamps de Las Víctorias.

En este informe de la cuarta transformación, El Parquecito de Buttes-Chaumont sera la cede del Campeonato de béisbol de Andrés Manuel López Obrador en donde el equipo triunfador entre Los Lunas Pintos y los Chinos Felones de Diamond Bar se medirá las medias y los « cleats », pronounced like (así, así, ay’Haaaaa 💋) con Las Tunas de San Antony de las panochas.

 

Tailored fit anaconda included… but the clientèle must be in Hilo, Hawaiian Twilight Time.

 

This is September’s Bulletin Board, 🎵Do Ewe, RéMember, Mi? It does Knot Matter ♻️… Thermodynamics is a pré-requis for a little PINK Card de Séjour at Cité, with Alejandro Jodorowski’s son, Bruno BRONTIS³ starring as the fellow behind the desk and the fingerprint Güatcha’madge-ig—IT!

³~. Agent Stephanie Menou’s superviseur at The Process of the préfecture.

 

Even Flow — What A Difference A Day Makes

La memoria de tus mamadas en Costa Rica un poema de mi tío, Rafael Caro Quintero, para Sara Cosió:

El Año de México en Francia presenta: la memoria de tus mamadas y los hilos de Sasha.

Ciudades Hermanas

You’ve been Tagged by Amandititititita (2011)
Les femmes s’en mêlent festival… sponsored by The Year of Mexico in France {and} of Course, priméxico… proméxico.

Un día 28 d’enero … 🛫

(2011)
Cómo me hiere’SA fecha

Let the jury in Jura know that EVEN THOUGH, even though, our most-esteemed copy-editor and gambling-foo’Extraordinaire, Fenster Fo’fingers Quintero GUZMÁN, is slotted to go the WAY of Genaro Garcia Luna in New York City, this imminent FRONT extradition of Benicio Del Toro will not hinder in anyway THE FUNK that Eye is about to bring upon thee, on that silly Île de la Cité.

_Un hombre fuera de séries… (2017)

yada, yada, yada,

platicando con su concubina

él estaba descuidado…

Número cinco:

Where the streets have no name.

…

Öüï now returns to… The dismantling of The Bpi’s temporary Elevator

Happy Birthday France /s/

23h11 Fireworks start… From my point of View, even the Fireworks were trimmed to the Eight Floor.

Regrets? Eye had a few, but then Again! Eye is Shocked, shocked that there is gambling going on! 🤷🏼

Dear, PÔLE EMPLOI, the EDITH PIAF satellite won’t let me [Armando Segovia] tell a lie, and for context, in the motion picture soundtrack of Good Well William Hunting, the janitor was smarter than all the cadre put together.

So, señor Macron, at the time, when Manuel Valls was running the show and you were opening the roads to [the] charter bus [industry], the Préfecture had the GALL, France, THE GALL, eye’tells Ewes! To inform me that I no longer qualified for a “pink card” renewal on account that my job, had nothing to do (selon an Agent named BRUNO) with what my CCT³ project was all about… and mister Macron, yesterday as today I say the same:

I beg to differ, but then again, the French are not known for thinking outside the box, the French are only concerned about “the specifications” on the packaging.

And yes, mister président, yesterday as Today one just has to cross the street to find a job, but in MY “expat” experience you have to be a French collaborator if one is to succeed.

La C.E.A. won’t let Mí lie, mister Président le Jupiter, albeit you being an EconoMini’ster – and The Mexican Foreign Services in charge of issuing out the silly “work” pink-cards; mine was a Talents and Skills MULTITASKING VISA, which of course you Coq Suckers at La Cité, had no idea what it was because at the TIME:

At the Time… 2011-2014.

Manuel Valls had not invented IT, yet.

🧨🎇🧨🎇🧨🎇🧨🎀🎉

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🧨🎇🧨🎇🧨🎇🧨🎀🎉

You didn’t think that a National Holiday would get in between time-and-a-half CDI in overtime, now did ya’!

Hallyday, “Just one day out of life”.

…

Al regresar, Öüï touches base with La UAS³

EL TRECE de dioS

Right, said Pedro… El de B.C.S., ese.

Note to editors,
The following segment es UN eStudio en “pro°ta°gon°IS°…mo en El Show de Juanito Guanabacoa.

Dicho ejercicio complementa uno de Los primeros intercambios de comunicación, con los “porta voces”

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gate keepers

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del Frente Amplio de izquierda mexicana, militancia que luego se haría llamar, morena-francia.

Does anybody remember “la Víctoria” en el 106.[1]3 de fm (rfpp)?

 

Si los oyentes ahora vieran, dice la gaucha… en El mini ficcionismo de La Fonda de Richard Burton… en Bucaramanga.

DEAR, Juanito Guanabacoa: las madrinas de hoy no son como los judiciales de ayer.

³~. Sinaloa Autonomous University, with a slight return to Le Chantier where Georgina Moreno is master of Simon Bolivar (sin acento en Paris, Texas).

Note, to none listeners, Juanito has promised to upload the Soundtrack to this trip at the top of the hour, and if he doesn’t deliver Eye will personally cut his avocados. En La Vaca Azul.

JUANITO!!! Concha tu madre! Esto no SE acaba Aquí, ni con los putos de l’Emission Americans, con Osler perucho.

Of Course, la Tía Tati has to clear the Güey in Santa Catarina, y Rungis-sur-Cemex, on account that to construct in France, WON must be a coq Sucker. A Frog lover, and… a motherfucking AVAL from Monsieur Rouquié en La MAL217 de Saint Germain-de Los Ángeles Negros.

And, Juanito Guanabacoa, ‘pulgas’, las de tu chingada Madre, –la malinche.

For those just joining in on RFPP, ‘La Malinche’ is the mother of all translators, interpreters, and of course, Con Cube Inés.

En fin, MARCO ANTONIO is in town and SANTANA didn’t eat his refried beans before he jumped on stage, but the reality is that LUIS ECHEVERRÍA ÁLVAREZ issued out one LAST FATWA on ABRAXAS… but, Carlitos got up.

Javier Bátiz, se cansa Chile le meto un Lapíz… Verbatim parafraseando para la esposa de Alejandro Lora.

Ahora, Ana y Gloria, por su edad me cuadran, y no SE Hable M’as!!!

Only for declamaciones

Intermedio avec Julie Gayet… L’ironía se pinta’ sola

“Merci pour ce moment »…

Fowl balls on Donna Perino, she’s A FOX 🦊.

Behind the Scenes of The Year of Mexico
in France

MATCH
“Amarillo no me pongo”…

WADR… This is an InterMission sponsored by The Yellowish tone of Mexican movies at La Porte des Lilas and off-course, Ennio Morricone.

In Lyon, France:
https ://www .france24 .com /en /france /20220619 –

a-seismic-event-le-pen-s-party-makes-historic-breakthrough-in-french-parliament

Previously on, La Rideau est Tombé

Ay ya CHOLE con tu fiesta.
GOEY, en Polanco de Insurgentes… Turn the page, 🦊… dice CELAYA de Les Brioches

It used to be, that you had to be 21 to drink and 18 to go to War … The Moore things change in Columbine the more Michael stays the same… You Phat Basterd.

Ballistic Curtains, because Freedom isn’t Free. You faggots.

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I was practically born next to Big Bear, in Cucamonga, trou ♠️ Story. Ask the Saint Bernard à Route 66 near Arrowhead, instead of Baby Formula damn dog 🐶 gave me liquor 🥃, but hey, it worked for Bogart while filming Casablanca… don’t drink the water.

Öüï don’t need no stinkin’ Bach’s… We are already Wet!

“A todos Los que quieren y amán a Denisa Kerschova… »

QuéSeco… Dedicated to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade playground Soccer stars in Uvalde, with LoVe from Valencia, España en Saint- Germain-des-Prés

From a Fav 🍓  Fourth grader

NIKE – Nique —  Victoria
Boulevard St. Michel y la rue Serpente, Paris 06.

Remember, PichiAvo, I know where the bodies are buried, ISSY, I would do anything for a ticket 🎫… “but Eye won’t do that »

“Ay, mírame, mírame, mírame”
Said the lesser-half of the duo Pa’ella Valenciano Pichiavo, as the little man with the aerosol canister sucked GROUPRAMA’S COQ 🐓.

American Graffiti… Check with McDonald’s ®️ at La Place d’Italie, tú. I know that I foretold y’all about a Slam Dunk 🏀 🗑️ a Saint-Germain-des-Prés… Playball!!!

💸💸💸🕵️💅🗣️

Si mal no Recuerdo,
Nº 20 Boulevard Saint Michel
was to be a community center for talented teens or, something like that.

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Mama Fiera 🇪🇸 y la paja voladora 🇲🇽 presenta:

Hey, Greece!!! Stop pandering. Fuck LOVE!

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Never mind Turkey because relatively speaking, Ankara is what EL PARTIDO REVOLUCIONARIO INSTITUCIONAL in Mexico is to these handsome fellows³ in FRANCE.

³~. https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Hey, Mika… this is what Frida Kahlo looked like before she turned into a puta*

*~. Frida, has, become a commercial INVESTMENT, right? Or, am I threading on MADISON Ave., and should tell Maria Hinojosa to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Una producción de Machete Amellado y El Piolín por La Magnana de La  Culture Rapide à Belleville

Orages en Orange.

💎💎💎
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👋

Now before, Denisa Kerschova départs for ROMA, Öüï (that motherfucker) asks for a little Axl 🌹and a lot of ammo 🥃 because in Sonora one can’t really trust the WaWa.

Roman jokes:

Support your SHARIFF… Eye guarantee that SHARIFF will like it.

Ombres seulement… The musical.

La paciencia is nuttin’ but a cold Alesian pizza 🍕

… Metro 🚇 XIV, then take The NATIONAL route to Bretagne… TALIA OLVERA y los amigos de Gilberto Bosques en la ciudad universitaria de Paris will direct you to the Consul.

“Two minutes Turkish”… In the mean time Bugger-Off!

David Jaggard walks into La Bellevilloise all Lit Up and swallows a diamond, hilarity ensues when he… wait for it, wait…

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