And… she’s back — A closer look at the situation

Curly Heilemann is such a bootleg orthodox, bringing out The Rock to talk about mañana… and on Deadline, that “Sumbeetch”.

En fin, tocayo, all that Öüï is saying, is that looking back at the WINGS that fell from the sky, —literally inches from where my Sac-a-Dos goes— earlier today, is that Öüï sure is happy that it wasn’t the Ebony and Ivory rendered in this screen-tribute from “Tacho de Tachotitlán” vía el monoaureo below ⤵️

Philippe Labró’s “Bottom line” audio track featuring Leslie Jones

https ://www .france24 .com /en /live-news /20201212-french-law-on-filming-police-triggers-third-weekend-of-protests

The very French call’em « les petits canaillesUltra Violent ! »…

People WHO know, call this stage of “it takes a VILLAGE to raise a pleb”, —the terrible threes, period .:. 8B8F837D-9DD1-4049-BFA5-195D9C40B198 3️⃣

Still to come, The Continuing Story of Mongo, and the time that Mongo hitChed a Ride with Casey Jones and Captain Trips.

It’s a segment we titled, of Course, TRUCKING with Lindsey Reiser at a roadhouse in Michigan. Our first Stop is at Avi Velshi’s Carmen Santiago meets Indiana Jones themed big rig resto stops.

The scene/setting is reminiscent of Hanna Barbera’s “Wacky Races” to Louisville, Kentucky, but instead of eccentric vehicles with interesting cartoon characters what the Sunday morning plebs across The Atlantic get is a bunch of 18-Wheelers (WHO are just as wacky and eccentric as any of the hats worn by Dick Dastardly, or Avi Velshi) escorted by U.S. Marshall Buford T. JUSTICE and The Grateful Dead Desperado’s Security Detail.

The Green Flag is waved at exactly 14h32 in Portage, Michigan Standard Times, and THEY ARE OFF. YOGI THE BEAR is lead pole riding on a U.P.–whatCanBrownDOforYouese.

After retirement, Sheriff Justice went to work for the U.S. Marshalls, and because of his experience dealing with truckers, Marshall Buford was hand-picked by President–elect Biden to escort the Corona antidote to Fort Knox.

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Skateboarding is not a Crime, period!

Las fuentes de “Nick… « Kill the G.O.P. », how about that, Michael Steele‽ Tell you what Mr. Steele, i’m gonna let you enjoy your shopping experience on that big flat screen of yours, and let you float down to that “flat lander¹” one-dimensional frame of mind of The Republican Party, now should Tiffany Cross consider explaining to the “Black Friday” shoppers, next week on her show, just what a heck the acronym Government. Of. the People. means, that would be very helpful for the “flat Earth reaganites” yearning for an American Style dictatorship that Ronald Reagan promised to Newt Gingrich and Charles Joseph Scarborough in the mid-90’s. 🎶 Oh Happy Theys, oh happy Theys.

Australia is the enemy, “authorities can hack, take over, and add incriminating data to your computer”.

And just to keep up with the trend for dystopian police-states, Australia wants to jail journalist[s]for up to 5-years if they don’t reveal their sources.

🎶 If you buy that I’ll throw the Bercy Bridge in, gratuit.

Knock on would:
https ://thenewdaily .com .au /life /tech /2020/12/10 /dutton-surveillance-bill-australia/

Pg. 12, Nº 2567, FRANCE ⚡️ BD2E098B-D1C4-4754-8971-476B329D156F .:. Manifestations contre la loi sécurité globale, “l’article 24 ne passe pas”. CNEWS 11/12/2020.

It’s a Mediapart weekend update and when we return it’s, “desde el cielo una hermosa mañana” with Lupita Lastweek Toudey.

🎶 It was twenty years ago TOUDEY…

Indeed, it was 20 years ago this Weekend Edition, when The Supreme Court of the united states of America CEMENTED Nicole Wallace’s commentary gig on the alphabet soup of punditry on the C-SPAN* trust fund.

* C-SPAN created by cable in the USA as a non-profit.

Indeed, Brian Williams, indeed… on a Guadalupana Eve The SCOtus decided that Al Gore could head back to Tennessee, —and open up a media channel— and for Nicole Wallace the GO-Light to march her twisted little smile to the White House Communication cadre.

To celebrate Phil Griffin came up with the excellent idea to have a recently rejected Saturday Night Live comedienne troll the MSNBC’s with uncle-Bob-style captured video and the novel idea of providing her “commentary” for The Rachel Maddow Show.

Insiders suggests that Seth Meyers is actually the asshole who came up with the idea to have Leslie Jones copy our most non-consequential Draft/Content (time-stamps) which accounted for an incident that happened at the UNESCO way back in 2016… does anybody remember 2016‽

Tijuana’s ZETA was there… we spoke briefly but after locking eyes with the publisher of that Mexican newspaper it was clear that the Mexican Delegation at the Unesco had placed a 10-foot stay-away-from this prick ring at that particular gathering. Buzzfeed was the Australian in that bunch.

September 27th, 2020 — The abc’s of CMYK

Previously on the Musical section of this most non consequential gacetilla en forma de blog-PRESS, The Fab Four were in the middle of their Set, “Fuck The Squares”.

… “What Eye gots, you gotta Take IT! Put IT in Ewe”

Televisa Monitos presents:
The Sunday Funnies

Here’s an idea, with the challenges of a date so close to Nov. 3, 2020, it would probably BEE BEST to reach a compromise with the whole Enchilada at the SCOTUS dinning hall, Hear MÍ out Sean Penn:

A lot of talk is going around this talk of adding seats to the SCOTUS MESS Hall, our position on this is the same as when visiting a food festival: go with less.

Öüï suggested, and the staff agreed that the number of Supreme Court Justices in America sin acento should be 7 and not 9, and here’s why Dario Moreno (de Francia).

Let’s talk SHOP with Avi Velshi, pues, and since the fucking Country (we are talking AMERICANA code here) is set on the SAE Standard and there is no such thing as a 5/4 OPEN END wrench in Stanley’s toolbox, Then it seems to u.s. that CLICK & Clack would go ahead and recommend A 3/4 socket to your face.

“… [4] D.O.S.E. of you who still drive.”
Individualone” on:

Eye did tell y'all

Eye did warned y’all, —Yesterday— that a Hex was coming your WAY.

With that most infallible logic then, Öüi also suggested, that contrary to unpopular belief, D.A.T.  D.A.R.E  are no loose screws under our hood, because as y’all can SEA fo’your selves on the SAE chart, a 3/4 wrench is the proper Tool to a adjust any 1/2 that is in need of a TWIST.

Natural sounds (obviously) then went ahead and asked Eye, “WHO then, should be removed from the bench in order to properly torque America’s half for the sake of the whole?”.

… [A]nd Eye mused, “how about Öüï selects from a random set of little Balls (like in AMLO’s Lotería Nacional para la asistencia de la VENTA de un puto Avión) and a set of Boobs,” so hear Mí out, Jennifer López.


Yeah Buddy! After the staff clears the Carpool lane on the Eschatological Highway to Porcelains Bowl, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo se va pa’l Pueblo, where a cover Trio of “Los Panchos”, called “Los Velshi’s” are going to headline the Chilli Fest in that damn Colorado town, just North of Truth and Consequences on Eye25 in New Mexico, —off course.

September 21st, 2020 — Watch her folks…

In•Deed, it is Knot!, Alicia Menendez, the FO’ist time that a certain Republican femina from Maine gets all of the Peacock segment of the cable news programming all hopeful about that bitch voting for the correct side of history, and instead, Senator Collins goes and votes for the Right’s side of the agenda, just sayn’.

¡Sí Se Pudo!!!

Dear, Sen. Harris

Dear, Senator Harris, the staff of this most non-consequential blog left a message that öüï (that basterd!) knows that Alicia Menendez is Knot going to read .:. A7AF06AD-6AFB-4C42-887C-BA150993B25F .:. Senator Harris:
you had u.s. at the mention of Bootsy Collins and Parliament Funkadelic.


An American Milestone… in Kilometers it translates to “un chingo y dos costales”.

200,000 Died. We Are N° 1. (Thank You, President TRUMP). WE ARE N° ONE. Yessssssss! And it is not even HALLOWEEN Yet! Can’t hardly wait for Christmas, neta que no, Alicia Menendez, neta que no.

Any güey, Alicia, September is “Hispanic Memory Month” and isn’t it Bee-Fitting D.A.T. the Great State of Georgia would get the distinctive parallel referente of Colonia Dignidad, in Chile‽ And you know, Alicia Menendez, that distinction would not have been possible if Augusto Donald Trump had not been installed by a foreign nation (Russia) using America’s favorite Company… In•deed.

Can't make this up

Can’t make this up .:. 26B8A733-77EF-4F93-A4D4-96AB28C74878 .:. Eso sí, Alicia Menendez, no se puede.

Anyhow, gonna binge-watch Lucifer (2015 Season One), it seems that the synopsis of D.A.T. show is that the Devil himself, no–less, develops emphatic feelings for us talking Monkees, something that the orangutan (our apologies to King Louie) in-charge can’t possibly figure out.


Lunes 14 de septiembre, 2020 — A Tale of Two “cachitos”

Cambio de Tercio with KC/DC

… Ladies in Gemini, remain seated, there is no need to panic, a few moments ago gremlins got in the way of our nap, and Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo inserted the wrong pre-recorded zinger on the Certains l’aiment with Susana Puveda [slot].

Skip the middle man

Fuck the middleman, that’s what Marco Rubio and “little Havana” are for .:. 3F037D89-4A38-4ADF-AD49-17A03337B5F6 📰 … [A]nd in Washington, Avi Vittali single handedly “MURDERED” the « She Session » on the KC-DC time-slot.

With D.A.T. in mind, please note that NATalio Reyes Colas, and KNOT, Nat•King•Cole, is under the jupes de Suzi… aussi, dichas « jupes » no son de Suzi, dichas “ JUPES” son de una tal MABEL! —But everyone knew her as Kasie, said a guy next to Faul.


Over at Ashley Parker’s penthouse:

A show about NADA

A show about NADA… and it came to pass, that at the start of HisPanic Heritage Month (in Florida) Kasie DC was short-circuited by a swift Way To Early AC jolt from “CACHITO” N°1.

The Plant
— Deer Lorde, Ashley! Did you get a hair-doo?

Ashley Parker
It’s for the dîner gig at the Community Theater.

The Plant:
The one with the Nazis from Natchez?

Yup. I got the role.

The Plant:
What’s the waitresses name?


[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 09/14/2020 in CET]:

La fiesta ya comenzó

🎹 La fiesta ya comenzó .:. 50EC46FF-60E6-4249-A45E-377556B27FFA


In the Today Eye Learned nuggets:

Dear, Joe Biden

Dear, Joe Biden .:. 2A1E69BF-8ADC-4D7C-BCDD-79EEE3BAC63F .:. Hello, Joe. Let’s pretend Trump is ousted in November, tell Mí, what’s fake and what is true in this RT-by any other name–report, aussi, this is “cachito” n°2.


It appears that from the perspective of a note left here at the controls, Mayor Bloomberg is a “Latino leader”, according to the news coming out of CACHITO N°1…

In the words of a Tennessee historian from the Willie Geist neck of the Woulds: It’s a–gonna–bee a hell of TEST on the well lit porch of Ivy Leaguers, or something like D.A.T..

Adventures in Transliteration and Interpretation

Tonight’s Jazz Hour is sponsored by
D.A.T. Old Western Texas Town of El Chuco, yeah buddy, Day took er yerbs and our spaiz!

Note to Siren:
Copying from a Nereid will constitute an order of Sopapillas to go!

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For 99% of the grade the Siren will transliterate the following Establishment’s motto, just South of Paisano Dr. and adequate, IT!, to today’s INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LE CHAT(a).:

“Para burritos: El Burro Medallas”

Yes DAY is!

Yes DAY is! .:. 0EE1713D-AFD4-479B-8C8E-10F5CA05CE36 🐭 Attention shoppers, is your Doggie acting funny near your Puss? Did you know that D.A.T. little pussy of yours could very well bee a Coronavirus host! Yeah, Buddy, so don’t forget to pick-up a Hydroxicloroquine test kit from LABORATORIOS CAMACHO en la calle STANTON, and find out if your pussy is compromised or if Buddy just wants to play with fluffy… and don’t forget to Grab a Barr of: Jabón del Perro Agradecido.

1% of the grade if you eat it.

Aspersions on my cilantro

From the burritos that brought you .: 5F6192A0-B564-4841-B9A1-E8300027C182:. Aspersions On My Cilantro and, MENUDO, comes this ensamble de La Nonna del Claustro… Can you smell what my finger tips are cooking?

 * Vide… del verbo “ voir ”, not to bee confused with the sense of sound, which as the good people of the Festival Internacional del Norte, Poesía en Tránsito (pero por los interwebs) know que tiene que ver con synapses que detonan a partir de La Oreja de Van Gogh. Y ya mejor ni nos metemos con los sentires transitivos del olfato porque doña Vilma se nos puede poner excited.

Yo lo vide
¿Tú lo vitez?
Ella y Él lobieron
Nosotros semos ciegos
Ustedes sordos’tan
Ellos y Ellas ni cuenta

And oh, Snap! Over at the 10 am in EST Baby Blue Cross’ got a Yellow Maxwell on her tail. On that circuit, a Siren screamer is casting spells on Cassandra… you are not foolin’ anybody Dr. Garret, Eye saw them hand gestures at le théâtre de la Ville in Arthur Miller’s « Les Sorcières de Salem ».

YoHo! Yoho!!! Congressman YoHo.

Social Control vs. Social Investment… we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] will get to that. But FO’ist, now that the “F–word” and the “B-word” have been entered into the official Congressional Record, the following is a message directed to White House Spokesperson, Kayleigh McEnany.

The color of A James Carvile oilpainting

The color of a James Carvile oil painting over a DSL land line on Dial-up [modem sound goes here] .:. 0D5C3A09-C125-47E1-9784-008F6E662F00

KayLeigh! If you are going to Fuck the Nation by lying and constructing avenues of Coronation for the current wanna–be–king, then Eye must insist in engaging in crude and passionate intercourse, in other words Kayleigh McEnany, as long as you continue to break your promise of not lying to the audience in front of you (KEY WORD audience) then we [the staff of this blog] must insist in on doing the things (with your sexy ass) that Stormy Daniels did with your current boss. We’ll go mattress shopping on a non–National Holiday Weekend; Eye will even lead you by the Vulva.

So with that in Mind, Kayleigh McEnany, Let’s Fuck, Bitch! C’mon K–hey’Lee, there are 100 and Two Theys until the next General Election and your boss is trapped into speaking as if it was early March in order to sound reasonable to the American people who like to scream: America, love it or leave it. So Time is running out for You and Eye to engage in making Whoopee without the consequences of Child Support and Parental alienation, —Yeah–Buddy.

And in Washington, It’s Take Mí out to the ball game with Willie Geist and the Evil Empire… those motherfuckers!


In publishing news, a judge told Donald Trump’s personal Attorney General that he could not prevent a person from writing a book about CORRUPTION, even if that person is a convicted felon and a close personal friend of Donnie Deutsh.

Fair Use of Publishers

MEDIA MATTERS .:. 6005FFF7-441C-4662-A50F-9AA455915D38 ⚖️ Fair Use of ALL Publishers “Aquí y en China (Nuevo León) », https ://www .leparisien .fr /politique /nicolas-sarkozy-publie-un-nouveau-livre-sur-le-debut-de-son-quinquennat-23-07-2020-8357433.php

In a Parallel universe, it seems, but we Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto are not sure until the month of September rolls around, if the French Republic understands what the concept of Freedom of Speech is.

Right now, in the month of July 2020 we know that a foreigner can be convicted WITHOUT EVIDENCE and without the accuser being in the same hearing room. This modus operandi, is not tolerated by the French Empire when French citizens like Florence Cassez break the rules in “shithole” countries like The Mexican United States.

There are only Three Rules: The François Hollande European Biomedical Research Center

— No Privacy
— No Monogamy


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… [C]ualquier parecido con eventos, personas, o lugares de los últimos 10 Años es pura puta coincidencia, —o cómo dicen los franceses:


A 7 mercenaries productions en Colaboración con Corporate Criminals, and of course, a Band in Parts.

Music by Young Niles:

🎶 Be on my Side or Be on your Side