25 de diciembre, 2017
25 de diciembre, 2017
25 de diciembre, 2017
Shsssshhhhhh, the band is trying to play.
… today there are no news to piggy-back and report on because all of the flys on the wall have been trapped inside of an empty and unmarked Jar of Jam left as bait on the edge of a porch.
… y en México, se dice que ayer y hoy salió El Sol; o algo así.
Lo bueno es que el duo dinamico del Club de Amigos de Bernardo Gómez ya entro en Acción. ya nada más que llegue Armando Álvarez de la casa de su chingado padre y todo va a estar color de perlas.
Sources follow, por mientras aquí unas moscas en cautiverio:
So, Rachel, we [the staff] recently learned from a redditor called “Thecoller,” what a slashed “s” (/s) stands for, we did so after reading an incendiary comment that was posted on the comment section
of an NPR story that covered one of the many American issues that really tick-us–off; so there… it’s a good thing that our Rotulista Extraordinaire, “Sego Arma” took his chill pills on that particular day, and only wrote two paragraphs, as a response and not his usual scroll… /s.
Entonces pues, doña Sarah (Chayes) we [the staff] would like to segue into today’s entry by probably anticipating what the “geniuses” [/s] at Morning Joe are going to say about our continuing follow-through of those —your—recurring “Slow-Motion Nightmares” that have been unfolding since January 20th of this, our Chinese Year of The Rooster and, its similarities with many backwards countries forms of Corruption and Institutionalized Graft, which according to you —Ma’am— “it’s SO Familiar from HONDURAS, from Azerbaïjan, [and] from Afghanistan“.
Our educated anticipation [/s]… tells us that given the upcoming Alabama Governor’s Mansion race, Cousin Joe is going to say that Now is Not the Time to question him about that iPhone X, and neither is it the moment to bring back the folly of the 2009 U.S. Backed Coup in Honduras, against President Zelaya’s pajamas.To which we [the staff] would answer to Willie Geist, that we actually wanted to re-take this angle about recurring Slow-Motion Nightmares —particulary South of Tijuana— because [Dr. Chayes] during your brief conversation with Dr. Maddow (October 20th, 2007, TRMS) you explained to Maddow’s audience how the banking scheme in Azerbaïjan is spearheaded by the “president’s” immediate relatives; and, how in Afghanistan the government backed construction industry is colluded with opium drug lords who also control the Portland Cement distribution racket industry, however; Dr. Chayes, will you deny that during that Voice of America segment on The Rachel Maddow Show you forgot to bring out the corrupting variable —that is So Familiar [/s]— with latin American elections since the days that .: Benjamin Franklin :. was flying kites during his “Missionary Work” [/s] —in France… which brings us to a lighting round of our Daily Double Jeopardy segment of… Of Course You Know That It Was The French Who Invented…
– – Your Categories Are:
• French Legacies
• French Patrimonies
– – FOR $5000, which of the French King’s is Responsible for the portrait on the Federal Reserve’s ∴ $100 Bill ∴
-Contestant presses the annoying buzzard button, and hurries his answer:
— The Martyr King of L’Ancien Regime
-Alejandro Trebek responds:
– – Can you phrase your response in the form of a question?
-Contestant, Armando Álvarez responds:
— “Who is The Martyr King of L’Ancien Régime, King Louie XVI?
Anygüey, Dr. Chayes, pending what the other Sarah, of our Dreams, Silverman has to say on tomorrow’s show we [the staff] would like to take this opportunity and try to “fill in the blanks” of that particular Honduras void that you left empty during your Raquelito interview… AMAZING C.V. that follows you, by-the-way [/respect].
Yes we know that given Trump’s crumbling presidency, it’s not “kosher” to talk bad about former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton’s role in the Zelaya’s pajamas affair, but you know what, Dr. Chayes, We The Staff Did TAKE A LEFT IN ALBUQUERQUE during the Bernie Sanders run, and as a matter of fact, world events don’t just stop because The United States of America is having an Emotional Meltdown, geo politically speaking, —of course… “¡HASTA LA VICTORIA, SIEMPRE!” And, Merry X–Mas, Revolution!
Sarah Chayes on TRMS:
*Paco Ignacio Taibo, Jr.
ECONOMICS REPRODUCTION as explained by a Washington commentator: sarcasm, or exceptional cynisim… Andrea Mitchell decides.Hey there Cousin Joe, we [the staff] are a bit confused with this fellow named Timothy Carney, a commentary editor at The Washington Examiner; maybe it was sarcasm or maybe it was the bratty ways of yet another one of America’s favorite exceptional kids who equates the US debt, as one of those “to big to fail Scams” that come with an $85 Billon Dollar Bailout tag and, as if that wasn’t enough, Carney gets his kicks by pouring some salt on a deep-cut wound, es decir, Mika, by aluding to your audience [the staff included] that there is no such thing as a Citizens United Supreme Court decision; has that law been repealed? Senator McCain (R – AZ) has not sent the memo about that aberration being scraped from the books.
BTW.—you guys! Good job! Kudos to the MorJo Hearing Impaired Team for CENSURING out that particular comment about Citizens United made by Mr. Free Enterprise above, for those with difficulties inside the ears, here it goes:
Corporations aren’t people, they don’t actually pay TAXES—they COLLECT IT [sic]…
Willie Geist most definitely approves of that digital white-out… tell you what, Cousin Joe, please have the one and only Andrea Mitchell talk to the ex FED Chairman and ask her to please instruct Ol’fountainhead Greenspan to place a complimentary phone call to Janet Yellen, and have the current FED Chairperson print out a couple dozen wads of brand spanking new Steive Mnuchin $100 Dollar bills, wrapped up in $50 dollar sheets, please ensure that the Secretary’s signature is showing… Fuck it: We Are The United States! — Not Sean Penn’s Venezuela!
… TimeStamp: 03h00 CET
… al regresar,
“Marco teórico mis huevos;
marco los de los cuadros,”
o algo así —según PIT II.
Exceptional Sources via:
PIT II vía Pit Salmérón en una FIL:
Not actually workers on the Canadian Co. payroll, but only collateral victims in a collective bargaining dispute… y al rato van a decir que no “estaban muertos, andaban de parranda”, o mismo que andaban en malos pasos… Viva México.
… and of course, —faltara menos— Dr. John M. Ackerman (Ph.D) is going to interpret the following post in all the wrong fucking ways; but the good thing about this blog is that Johnny only monitors The Economist.
“I don’t blame China. After all, who can blame a country for being able to take advantage of another country for the sake of its citizens?“
⇑⇑⇑ President Donald “liddle Jhon” Trump while in “ShyNa*; and who, as quoted by the BBC, has a history of being a fucking hypocrite, because he is “nice in person and immediately reverting to [his white nationalist demagogic] form once he leaves”.
Las Fuentes de El Show de La Pantera Rosa: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=7r8h-I_GPPA
2. Trump in ShyNa!*… https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/business-41924797
3. … Johnny, my Boy: https://mobile.twitter.com/johnmackerman/status/930078102302097408
4. El Heraldo de México: https :// youtube .com/watch?v=mcW45ojph74
Anuncio en La Semana que Philippe, Labró: “Just the facts Ma’am”.
Pobrecitos los canadienses, méndigos huelguistas estropeando sus acciones allá en la bolsa de Toronto… a ver que día doña Kate del Castillo y don Sean Penn “corrigen” ese asunto con
una novela con un documental en Netflix.
Attention non readers, this is an other edition of After Action Reviews (AAR), our segment dedicated to check the facts —to the best of our reach and abilites— and correct wrongful information that we [the staff] took for granted in the news cycles of the Media.
… anygüey, good news for the Mexican side of the labor force of the Borderplex at Paso del Norte, because our news contact at El Puente Negro y La Nota Nostra has some-what confirmed General Browkaw’s overjoyed terrain observations (as seen from El Paso, Texas), of maquila factories providing housing for their employees in hopes, or rather, as a solution to bringing down the unecessary, yet consecuential cases of child neglect and femele homicides in that region. The dilema faced by the mexican side of the labor force in the afore mentioned Borderplex is to accept grave-yard shifts and travel long distances to where the assembly plants are located, or face a day without food on the table.
Opting for the night-job is a decision that often takes precedence over family safety matters because the Mexican Social Fabric of the government does not provide child care for families in the most precarious or difficult of situations. Parents in these circumstances are forced to leave their grade school children alone in the middle of the night so that they (often single-parents) can provide for their young ones… the good news about that scenario is that the Mexican labor force just received a significant .30 cent rise in the Minimum Wage, —Just-In-Time— for “El Buen Fin,” or Mexican Black Friday (be advised that in Mexico, every Friday is a Black Friday; with a murder being committed every 15 minutes, black Fridays-through-Mondays are a N’Importe Quoi kind of deal; Dime-a-Dozen… diría, a lo mejor don Jorge Saldaña imitando a don Antonio Aguilar.
Las Fuentes, que los lectores de doña Vilma no leen: