… God mend thine every flaw
May God thy gold refine…
You had your shot
Oh beautiful, for heroes proved,
In liberating strife,
Who more than self, THEIR country loved…
Over at the Ozarks, Elise Jordan is playing tea party and serving Johnny Cash and El Che Guevara like Colin Jost serves tea to his pretty little dolls.
Over in Washington, John Bolton is playing the Role of Kellyanne Conway’s wife. What a patriot. Looking out for number one is the title of his next mémoire, a political thriller that asks the fundamental question, is aged beef better, Jack?
Paul McCartney, of Death Cab for Cutie’s fame doesn’t thinks so, but The Walrus is willing to bet Lucy’s diamonds and swear on a Gideons bible that aged cabbage is.
An old rookie playing with a funny sounding nomenclature just got called–in from the farm, Josie Duffy Rice, a mac and cheese hater just mimicked “El Bambino” pointing the tip of her Louisville Slugger to Centerfield. Seth Meyer on first is giddy like a tea-party hostess, Duffy Rice taps the plate con el tolete, Steele sends a fastball, Duffy-Rice swings and that motherfucker is sent into orbit. Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Neil Gorsuch coaching from third base sends a signal to the mound; it’s the tip of the hat for a pitch well sent, as the Washington Supremos just scored two runs against the Comcast Rockefellos.
And just to close June 18th with a proper bang, stay tuned for, “It’s the bottom of the first” after today’s double header between Los Supremios contra Los Rockefellos. On tonight’s episode Mr. Schmitty answers the age-old question: what do you get when you mix the African diaspora with a tribe of chichimecas, apaches, y criollos? “Is it possible?”
TimeStamp: 20h in HST with 138 days before the next power check, Meanwhile in Paris at 20h in CET it is now a mere 137 days before öüï learns if NATO is going to go the way of disco under a Motor City Madman ax and bow.
Sentaos… imperativo afirmativo del verbo: sit the fuck down!
From our political reporter at l’Osservatore Romano in Roma Texas, Estado de Durango, —México.
Before we dive into the merienda de las 18 horas en Central (extinguishing) NATO times, we would like to say that we, the staff [of this most non consequential blog found the little “blue” bag. If you want it back; including the 100 reasons to feel free in , IT!, please let u.s. know… much obliged.
Moving on, we are now going to test the system… we would hope to be right back.
From the creators of “Resources y recursos humanos” comes the sources from las fuentes, Chato. De arranque, in Hilo, Hawaii it’s the 11th Hour.
—Roma Texas: the desert NEVER lies!
https ://en .www .inegi .org .mx/app/mapa/espacioydatos/default .aspx?ag=100130103
Génolini, D., “Le Saint du Jour”, vía N° 2546; CNEWS . fr, https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200617
Dear, Eddie Gloude Jr., professor… Eye am speaking to that S.O.B. part of you, —on Deadline… do you copy, Sir?
Let’s pretend that you do, D.A.T. you, Sir, most certainly don’t read this most non–consequential blog, now then, the reason that we are signaling you specifically is because the good Reverend Al is engaged on a more pressing matter, so, without pussyfooting around the issue, if Jesus was killed by a government, as it was stated at the end of today’s ceremony in Minneapolis, and one —as you said— must earn his or her death‽ Then it stands as testament to future generations on a day like today, that IF MSNBC does not mention Tiananmen Square [by the end of the THEY] then we [the staff] will get a hint that Mr. PHIL GRIFFITH is being politically correct, y así, mi negro, —pues nomas no se pinches puede… do you, Sir, need context on D.A.T.?
Anyhoot, Chris Hayes… keep on moving, driving, or something like that, and “I’m–a–bring it to you like this”, following the funkiness called out by Biz Markie in the Track below ⬇️ the next thing out of the cut is a Rest In Peace shoutout… and he didn’t forget Bruce Lee, just sayin’, Chris Hayes, just–say’n. Now, Rachel Maddow, the following segment is–a–gonna have some strong Language, but that’s because Kasie Hunt went back in TIME, öüï ain’t making it up we [the staff] warned you ’bout D.A.T.:
The Polish call, IT!: SOLIDARITY… and please don’t break the Mirror, —Rachel Maddow! You sure you want to bundle the Tiananmen Square PARALLEL on the Republicans —no answer— to General Mattis rebuke of OUR dear leader? In any case, say hello to Mr. Schmitty.
Aussi, « €£ Matador » number 9 Ednison Cavani is going to Spain where he will have an opportunity to follow in Hugo Sánchez steps. Qatar let the Charrúa go following the 200th goal mark … y como dicen en Paraguay: ¿y lo baila’o, quién te lo quita?
https ://www .france24 .com /en /20200527 –trump-planning-new-arms-sale-to-saudi-arabia-says-senator
Note to editors:
Somebody, anybody. Please remind The New York Times that there are 8 year-olds watching the Purple Pundit’s 2-hour after home school special. Jesus Christ, Nick, it’s 3 o’Clock in NEW YORK.
Aussi, is that 12″ reference in “gentile” units or are öüï etching with The Torah clippings here; do confess, “Nick”, because Michael Che and Mr. Johannsen are making a “movie” and they are in need of a leading man, —holmes!
“There’s a feeling Eye gets when Eye looks to the West”.
or something like that…
Page III (jump from p.2)
https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2019/03 /amlo-se-reune-con-yared-kushner-yerno-de-trump-negocian-acuerdo-de-inversion-por-10000-mdd/
“… and now, the rest of the Story“:
Somewhere in the deep dungeons of Hell, El General Augusto Pinochet shed a tear which failed to evaporate ipso facto because contrary to popular belief in the U.S. Senate, The House of Pain Has Frozen over and nobody D.A.R.E. is requesting “Iced Water” from Louisiana.
The following is a Mr. Saturday Night Special presentation on the Scale of “Tuesday’s Gone”. This presentation is sponsored by CEMEX and it is rated TV-14 for all of the people in Babylon 2 and by order of The Absolute Leader and FAKE TAN Intellectual erudite from Walmart U, anyone reading this news sketch in an Alec Baldwin voice is w•R•O•N•g. The only allowable Baldwin voice to be invoked in this news sketch is that of his younger (and more talented) brother, McManus, a born–again, God-fearing christian fellow just like the Absolute Leader of the daily press rally propaganda briefings at the White House.
Musical Guest: TWISTERELLA on Your Radio Rides (Again!) Featuring Joe Jackson.
Special Agent McManus is called after a three-hour diatribe riffed by The Absolute Leader of The United States of America on the occasion of his most colossal fuck-up to date, the COVID – 19 pandemic denial that Donald John Trump used for his re-election campaign benefit during the LUNAR eclipse that ushered in the Chinese New Year of the RAT, and which coincidentally awoke The Werewolf of London, which just happened to have been spotted this past weekend during the Jupiter and Saturn cameo on the Occassion of the PINK MOON in the Southern Mexican state of Chiapas, in a quadrant of the Lacandona Jungle. Chilean news outlets initially spread the rumor that said Werewolf was the infamous “Denis” de Paris, but sources close to El Mundo de Mando on the periphery of Le Monde nixed those reports by confirming D.A.T. “El Lobo Hombre” remains hopelessly in a state of ‘Mhee’ around the quadrants of Saint–Sulpice, Sainte–Genevieve, Saint–Eustache and of course Notre Dame ISIS de Lutèce.
Meanwhile on Deadline WaWa Land in New York, Nicolle Wallace recovers from Ari Melber’s antenna knockdown from yesterday night. Also, the UNITED states say to Donald Trump to go Fuck himself… CALIFORNIA LEADS THE GÜEY, putos! Over at Curly’s Heilemann’s Kitchen, there’s no evidence of pizza being a factor in that island so, this can only mean one thing, John Heilemann is a fucking Android. And no Johnny boy, you are not fooling anyone with them utility fruits in the backgroung, öüï know that them ORANGES are not Sunkist grade.
Remus on this [past] weekend Saturday Night “dating game” sketch might disagree with the Amazon fellow below ⤵️
https ://metrotimes .com /news-hits /archives /2020/04/02 /dildos-are-non-essential-amazon-worker-says-as-romulus-facility-protests-conditions-amid-coronavirus-crisis
In local news, the lockdown is extended until the first week of May, which can only mean one thing, our mattress padding will not be delivered for another month and we are running low on LA Semana Que Philippe Labró on the CNEWS matines.
Puede que sea una simple coincidencia, pero en Hilo Hawaii son las 23 horas del lunes 6 de abril del 2020 y, existen 12 horas de diferencia con París, Francia… dicho de otra puta manera, Brian Williams, Eye can See for Miles and Miles*.
Breaking the Kube’s:
* Acting Secretary of The U.S. Navy.
… [B]ut speaking of “pelotas” and “how the shutdown is affecting the planet” of El Mundo de Le Monde (at 11 pm in no particular Time Zone) here’s another edition of Adventures in Translations and reading the signs on a wall at this green space ⤵️
And in Washington, it might might be a small coincidence, but Donald John Trump sure the fuck sounds a lot (true to form) like a guy who sold grown up Jesus for 30 shares of a Big Pharma hydroxichloroquine maker. Every time someone resigns or gets fired the president of them united states of america tells THE WORLD that he (alone) is selling in reel time.
And inside of the four walls that hold the acoustic ceiling of the press room at the White House, it might be a small coincidence but that there nose of Donald John Trump sure the fuck (comme d’habitude il va sourire) grows by the letter like a little Italian fantasy wooden boy air intake branch.
Back at the Goldoni green space, we [the staff] insist on juxtaposing a SIGN ON THE WALL with the news IN the language of some guy named Molière: