1040 — Intermission…

The 1%* of the Capital Gang need not bother with common peoples trifles, carpe diem and sip on mimosas on your yatchs. You’ve earned it! it’s not easy making of the common folks a cast of conformists consumers.

Anygüey, John Heilemann…

With All Due Respect… hey, Mhaaaayn! Bill Maher called, he wants his square-patterned sport’s coat back. -_• Fair use of Cousin Joe’s clear blue sky and the one and only, John Heilemann… this is a time-delayed screen-grab from the Monday, April 16th edition of the MoreJo Show.

* In the American motorcycle enclaves (or setting—call it an outlaw environment) the One per-center’s are the “bad hombres” that give “good bikers” a bad name. Folklore  in that universe states that of the whole, only 1% of ‘em are what the Shepards call ‘black sheeps’… ewe, know.

TimeStamp: The 11 hundred hours in Central Nato Time.

Ladies in Gemeni… welcome to the greatest reality spectacle west of Atlantic City, and fhe failed Trump Casino and Resorts

My fellow American, this is James Brown, and Ewe’all are Living in the greatest reality show in the known universe… of America! — USA—USA— USA!!!

Mientras tanto en Paris (75013) à Tolbiac to be precise, Mika, the syllabus includes à seminar in Sex, a workshop in Drugs, and a MASTER’s 2 in  Rock-and-Roll.

TimeStamp, 18 hundred hours in Central NATO Time.

…. when we return the staff is back at it with the Kubrick angle and the Greatest Movie Never Made, but first: The back page of today’s trascendental news, in the EU.

“Little Brothers” in the EU are a little more emancipated than their FCC regulated counterparts on the dot–com Silicon Valley/SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY/DARPA Campus counterparts. Today, April, 17th of 2018, the mayor newspapers ceatured a full–page notice explaining what’s about to take place with the ability of facefuck with the ability of  would-be cyberspace emperors like Zuckerberg and his world personal data farm house. }-—-~~~\*> Newsstand snapshot by armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2018—CopyLeft.

… correction, the staff just mistated the fact that all major newspapers in France published a full-page notice —apparently paid for and approved (¡a huevo! que sí) by Mark Zuckenberg. Fenster the copy editor, however, noticed that El Mundo de Le Monde featured no such public notice, which Mark Zuckenberg wants to pass as an advertorial for his evil empire; interestingly enough, every Tuesday at Libération  is The NYT Tuesday, today them folks collaborated with a reportage about going cold turkey from Clover Green to Deep Blue. The piece is about Depression Drugs withdrawals.

Coincidentally, at 19h10, the students at Tolbiac continue to jazz things up with the Frog’s version of “Fuck Gordon Sullivan, David Summers*   Andy SUMMERS, and that other guy Copeland”.

Source: page 28 of this link: http://www.liberation.fr/liseuse/publication/17-04-2018/1/

Correction… Fenster just noticed that the staff got their “Wires Crossed” and mixed “David” Summers from the “G-Men”, with “Andy” SUMMERS from “The Police”… must have been all them FBI wires from the Three Ring Circus in a Federal Court (of Law).

Meanwhile in Cuba, there’s a new sheriff in town, the end of the Castro’s Era has come to a peaceful end, dicho de otra manera, Fidel no fue derrotado, ni tampoco lo asesinaron, ni tampoco lo acusaron de ser un pillo, ni tampoco vendió cacahuates de paz en Laos, no sufrió oportunamente de Alzahimers para no tener que responder por “los contras”, ni tampoco nutrió a dictadores en el Mesopotamia  para luego derrocarlos —a lo mejor, sus pasantes que estudiaban medicina si le chuparon el pene— pero ciertamente no invadió al enemigo equivocado porqué Saddam Hussein quisó matar a su señor papa Bush… Castro no suministró a Narcos En México con armas de grueso calibre, y ya en su plena juventud octogenaria le tocó ver “El Circo” y la implosión del Imperio con el idiota que lleva el control del botón más peligroso del mundo.

“Tell it to me slowly… “

TimeStamp: “Funky–Zombies” time under a Skinny Bottom Moon, in Central Europe Time, on the clock the mark is 21 hundred  hours with 40 and some change.

“Watch me as i navigate, ha, ja, ha, ja—HA!”… Feel Good, Inc. —_•  Uso justo de todos los gorillaz y de la soul on three burners going at the same time—all the Time… Work in progress by segoviaspixes 2018—CopyLeft_ timestamp: 23 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.

Now before we [the staff] sign out for the night, we’d like to remind the future princess-to-be, THAT YOUR QUEEN  IS A LIZARD, and that Mike was the real prince, who cares if he didn’t actually go to Harvard Law, the boy can Tango with the best.

Next port… Puerto Peñasco en el Mar de Cortéz! –_•. Uso justo de todos los pointy kioskos!… et ça va, bien, thank you very mucho. }—-~~~\*>  One for the eternal road, you « lonesome bad boy »,  you.

Oh, Mika… you know that half a circus is just a pantomime

Good afternoon, today is Monday before Tax Day in the U.S., and Robert de Niro just nailed some Focker, on “the” msnbc’s.

Anygüey, John Heilemann, what’s that other “Circus” guy’s name, if you need a replacement, “you know my name… pick up the number”.

I any case, Cousin Joe, we [the staff] have a really–really–really bad memory, and we didn’t seem to have a Mark on the diary, with regards to that other feller’s name, but don’t dismay Louis, the staff here is on the case.

TimeStamp: 12 hundred hours on Central NATO Time.

Yup, because the times, it seems that They’re Never Changing,  Mr. Rolling Nobel Stone Laureate. … here’s looking at Ewe, Bob…. regards, « The Sugarman » Rodriguez. ——— CopyLeft, segovispixes (2018).

Stratégie de Malmaison follows...

P.S… Mika, please don’t fault us [the staff] on the commas, the fact is that a veces no tenemos ni para comer—porque la prioridad es el Ron—… anygüey, as that James Comey friend said on your show, «  you have your faults », and we have ours, but the ONE COMMON FACTOR HERE, between « tall man » Comey and us, is that we always say the truth.

So remember, this is draft, and nothing but a draft, which is why we [the staff] brought in the big copy editing Guns of Fenster, and not that bum, his alter ego—Frankie Four Fingers, because that guy’s a degenerate.

TimeStamp: 16 hundred hours in Central NATO Time.

Dear Alexandra Alter @ The NYT… meet Napoleón, y a su “Leña Verde”

and do say hello to Rabbit Hunter extraordinaire Maureen Dowd [burrowed] in the cubicle next to the “mommy’s little helper” anxiety cabinet.

Now, with regards to that “male anxiety,” which Ewe go on and pin on la bruja de la Odisea, on a 3/4 page slot of last Friday’s International Edition of your cotidiano from Nueva York (Culture, pg. 18), we [the staff] thank you for providing the winds to set us on a journey designed to separate the “alphas” from the “bee’s”… full disclosure, we [the staff] range, or rather average on the “X, Y, Z” of that scale; and we Feel Fine.

And, boy! Oh, boy… forecast calls for a busy–bzzzzy week, what with all the angles, tangents, and azimuths to triangulate for a safe passage, —through Hell, we [the staff] couldn’t hope for anything else.

So watchout for those heavy squalls, hang on to the mast, but most of all, —ignore the Siren call.

… Say there, Louis Burgdorf please relay to Mika that context and imagery will follow throughout the day/night, so do stick around, eh! In the mean time, we begin to rig  from the ass , scratch that, in the mean time we prepare  the vessel’s rigging from the backstray . 

BREAKING THE NEWS
… for Lawrence.

… R. Lee Ermey, the Kubrick angle. (R.I.P.) — Full Metal Bad Ass.

… y mientras Rusia considera de que manera contra ataca en Syria, a don Macron se le inflamaron los labios y el quiere saber si los periodistas que lo cuestionan por una gran gama de asuntos de gran envergadura, entre los que se encuentran la reforma ferroviaria; o la del gremio de la educación en dónde él quiere reestructurar los requisitos de admisión a estudios superiores, mismo que en estos precisos INSTANTES MANTIENE las puertas de la Facultad de NANTERRE cerradas; o el resguardo de Mali, y por supuesto; el bote de la migración, todo eso han hecho —a lo mejor— que el mandatario al servicio de Marianne se pregunte si los periodistas son irrespetuosos ante él.

… a falta de pulpa convertida en papel, pixels de PHILIPS®️ ensamblados en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, a traves de Direct CNEWS Matin }-—-~~~\*> Uso justo de las vacaciones que Philippe Labró.

A lo mejor depende en el nivel de incomodidad en el que los reporteros lo pongan a usted, (señor presidente) entonces pues, la insolencía de los periodistas depende en su nivel de autoritarismo, señor.

por ejemplo, para que Raquelito (en msnbc) se ubique, i would love to answer that question for you, (monsieur le président) however, it was during your predecessor’s term in office that my journalist credentials were revoked because La Prefecture de Paris [in collaboration with PROMÉXICO and the Year of ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO IN FRANCE] thought that my shoe leather approach for digging into the nepotism and cronyism of the Mexican government in France, was a little disrespectful for Brontis taste… or something like that.


Las fuentes para doña Alex…

RIP ebdo… last January, when Causette was struggling to keep a float, a new kid on the Kiosks set out on a maiden voyage, but the staff there must have used an alternative spumante, as opposed to Champagne to bless the sail, anygüey, the folks at ebdo sank within two months… Causette is still around.

1. Alter, A., “Circe, a Vilified Witch From Classical Mythology, Gets Her Own Epic.” https://nytimes.com/2018/04/06/books/madeline-miller-circe-novel.html

2. Lahanas, M., Ancient Greek Ships http://www.hellenicaworld.com/Greece/Technology/en/Ships.html

3. Stratége in progress:

Synapses stratégiques… happeninig right now. }-—-~~~\*> uso justo de todos los pavimentos del ayuntamiento de París. •—¡—• CopyLeft, segoviaspixes 2018.

Wo wo la la la wo – Wo wo la la – Wah wah ooh

Your Queen is A Lizard

Buenos Días, hoy es sábado, 14 de abril del 2018

SHEER HEART ATTACK mashup:                                                                       “Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone —•—•—  I can see what you want me to be… There’s a rumor going round
Gotta clear outta town
I’m smelling like a dry }—~~~\*>
Here come the law gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never never I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy stone cold crazy you know.” Eh!

…y las empresas —mineras— canadienses,
gracias en GRAN PUTA parte
al sub suelo mexicano
hoy son mucho más RICAS
que la semana pasada.

Bring Back That Leroy Brown
We want Leroy for President

PSA:
… en caso de que no sepan
La Semana no será Labrada por Philippe,
todo el equipo de Direct News CMATIN
o algo así, se fueron de Vacaciones
a Acapulco – y los muy canallas
¡no nos invitaron!

En Syria, Donald Trump decidió enviarle un mensaje a el Complejo Industrial Militar:

Compañeros, gracias al bombardeo de anoche, las ganancias de nuestro [o sea de los inversionistas bélicos] van a hacer que las ganancias del 2017 de la industria minera canadiense parezca morralla dominguera en cine de rancho industrializado…

… anygüey, to quote The Who: …it’s a put on.

Assad could have been taken out a long long long time ago, but then again, it would be bad for Business, or as Juanito Guanavacoa likes to “put it”, bad for “WarBusiness”.

TimeStamp: it’s High Noon in Central Europe Time

Coming up after the break,
It’s time to meet the fellow who claims to be
The Mexican Macron,
but given his Political Party ‘humble beginings’
AND
the inherit obsequiousness of their Foreign Policy
we [the Staff] believe that Mr. Anaya
would be a Storm trooper in Stiletto
for the Canadian Mining Gang
as well.

No se vaya… deteniendo, eh!

Saqueo and A Put On combo… ¡Viva ProMéxico! °°°___°°° “Dislocate your spine if you don’t sign, he says, I’ll have you seeing double (double)… Seduce you with his money-make machine, cross-collateralize, (big-time money money).”

What ever happened to Death on Two Legs… ahora se pusieron de moda los arrodillados?, eh! Pregunta un tal ZAPATA.

TimeStamp: 23—hundred hours on a very Fine Day!

Resulta idóneo hacer un para-lelos… de la manera como los esclavos de Dixie (los que trabajaban adentro de la mansión, anygüey) celebraban junto con el patrón (pero eso si, desde sus chozas) cuando El Amo Tenía la ocasión de celebrar… como por decir, cuando el despepite o la hojeada dejaban ganancias por arriba de lo que se esperaba ganar…. Pinche Economista Chayotero. A tu nota le falta la sustancia, EL ELEMENTO —pues.  ¡Viva México!

…dry fishbone, references:

La Matraca y Los Toletes en La Sorbonne, Via Tolbiac

Good afternoon, today it’s Wednesday, April 11th of 2018… [ScreenGrabs Follow]

“Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name!”… TRS.

In Washington, Cousin Joe remains under the effects of la Cruda de Ayer…

Meanwhile, at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in the same city, Donald J. Trump is inching more and more on wanting to become a fucking dictator thinking that he has the Authority to fire the Special Council (Robert Muller) charged with investigating his Nixonian criminality. Say what you will, Willie Geist, but way back in 2016 we [the staff] told you so, but you fuckers [wanted Hillary in the White House] instead you’ve got a cheap Elvis in the Shitter impersonator…

Fuck BiBi and Donald, fuck’em in the ass.

In Israel, the Government –there– admitted that a Sniper shot a Palestinian near the Border… and a fellow spotter for the Sniper celebrated and laughed about that most illegal engagement, it’s like WHAT COULD GO WRONG WITH TROOPS ON THE BORDER with Mexico, it’s not like the Border Guards have stepped their authority before and gone AVOBE AND BEYOND the CALL of DUTY to SHOOT a person across the Border before… Context and reference follows.

In México, Media Darling, and MSNBC / Real Time With Bill Maher “AMIGO” , Vicente Fox claims that his presidential pension is what is keeping him from Stealing… like the current PRESIDENT, which he gracefully endorsed back in 2012.

Relapso a la “Ley de Hidalgo”… porque si hay algo certero es de que a un político pobre no le salen, pues no le salen bien las selfies, —al pobre. }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de todos los medios, y los engaños del Chupacabras.

Which brings us back to LA FRANCE where former president François Holland is publishing his “presidential” MEMOIRES, the STAFF HERE, especially FENSTER the Copy Editor can’t wait to read about his endorsement for the most corrupt president on the Latin American Block of the OCDE… We [the Staff really can’t wait to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with your book, Sir].

Six Degrees to get to Hollande… Uso Justo de La Semana Que Phillipe Labró.

Meanwhile, at La Cathedral de Notre Dame des Landes, the Current President of France, Mr. Emmanuel Macron is trying to integrate the Church back into the State… or something like that, something which by the way, was experimented first with Enrique Peña Nieto, during the failedYear of Mexico in France,” when the Mexican Embassy got in Bed With el Cardenal protector de pedófilios, mi paisano Norberto Rivera.

All Screen Grabs are courtesy of La Semana Que Philippe Labró en CNEWS MATIN… WHO GIVES A FUCK if I DIE ALONE!… at 17H55 in CENTRAL SIREN Time!

So in recap, might president Macron be following the Mexican templete of REFORMS… Education [check], Laicism [check], Privatization of key National Industries and or Services [check]…

Doodlephism… what are the odds? Eh…

Jumping Wild Horse[s], Jack… mind you, with the weight of the world on it’s back… Sirens, they [TRS] don’t call’em Beasts of Burden fo’nothing—and of course Y’all know that this paradoodle must be read with a Hawaiian accent in the voice of Bette Midler, right?

Ain’t nothing but a thing… can you add another brick and make the fence a little higher?

Good morning, today is Monday and Spring break is over, but if you’is on Hexagone soil, Mai—Day is a month that makes Madonna blush… because it has the longest and widest Holiday set of’em all…

TimeStamp: you’ve heard of the Leningrad Cowboys, but have you heard of the Kurwa Steed Wranglers?…  AalmaDili’s “Svadba” just rolled through Fip Central Station, and people who know, claim that them fuckers kind of showed up in boots to Amelie’s Valse, with Yanm Tierse Yann Tiersen… or something like that… Oh, the Humanity. [14h09].

Corazón, just remember that behind a Queen’s CV there’s an Ottis Redding that gave you: Respect… cualquier parecido con la Satisfacción que Brian Jones le dió a Los Rolling Stones es pura Cross Frequency that triangulates the waves, eh.

La Reina y el pilar… Fair use of all media.