Somewhere over the Rainbow… En Chihuahua

Warning ⚠️ Slippery 🩸 When 🩸 Wet 🩸…
Musiques des films qu’il faut avoir vu avant après 14 ans, in Allegretto en Las Alturas, Municipio de Cerocahui en La Sierra Tarahumara.

Trou 🕳️ story, ask Musicopolice… the only france musique disc jock who can play rock and roll:

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For the record ⏺️
Víctor Quintana Silveyra (2013–2014 IHEAL / morena-francias godfather, —literally, not philosophical, despite his PhD*) once asked of his Sorbonne Annex students what all of the information that they (Masters-level courses, o algo así) compiled from social media was for? What good, the professor asked, was scrolling and scrolling through the internet in the end?

Cat Soup… Get it?

Response:

If the good Profe could see U.S. now, and if Eye could recreate that sticky early-evening class setting, Öüï would tell him that all that scrolling is the Harmony in la pianola, après Le MIDI®️

Full disclosure:
… at the time, I only scrolled the interwebs for porn, on CSPN, of course, and occasionally on the Buzzfeed.

Living on a prayer now with Mariachis and Low Riders, verda’ d’Dios Que Sí. A Huevo Que Sí³.

³~. A huevo que sí 🇲🇽 = 🇫🇷 bien Sur 

Behold! Yo soy del mero Chihuahua y Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

Sources close to Las Dunas de Samalayuca y El Rancho “Los Dos Cachorros” relay that over at Taco Bell Central (The Great Sovereign State of Chihuahua en Las Galaxias) the body count for the month of June just topped 60 souls, and in the following section, our Brad Pitt puerto riqueño, FENSTER the Copy Editor, will figure out just how many GRAMS, collectively they weight.

Ladies in Gímenez… JESUSITA en Chihuahua no es JESUITA, and she fucking hates YODA!

Mientras tanto, allá en la Diocèses de Molière, Colbert was breaking the rules of The Temple. Trou 🕳️ to form, Colbert sent his sicarios to pound on the doors. May God help us all and bay bee 🐝 Jesús keep U.S. on his baby 🐥 prayers.

Living on a prayer and Taco Bell.
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🎶🎸 We’ll Give It A Shot!

Not to rub, IT!, in… Stéphanie Menou, but you helped bury those bodies

And, agent BRUNO, that was no fucking FISH sending you an email in 2015:

For Tan Gente sake, check the date on this “most non-consequential” blog… It’s going to strike a Chord on that radius³.

this is me, Armando Segovia, telling your boss that, IT!, was a Six-Year investigation, not an OSCARS ceremony “wrap-it-up” Mickey Mouse-Disneyland probe.

Congratulations, Manuel Valls, you did it!… here is a circle so your MERCEDES can get a bird’s eye view of half of a Venn Diagram; get your ruler.

{and} Monsieur Dupond… “prise illégale d’intérêts³”, WOW! Wow.

Live from HILO, Hawaii, it’s another edition of madafakin’ PRIMETIME, featuring “Little George Strait” and his Number WAN hit! :

Straight out of Loué

Track Tú: F.A.Q. The Police (punto y coma) followed by, To They is your Birthday and tú, morro, is April FO’ist on your TRAPEZIUS.

And, Niño Luc… Stop shakin’ that ass, it’s unbecoming.

In 2015, I, Armando Segovia [two-each, if you count Armando Serrano-Prieto] was told by the boss of BRUNO and agent STEPHANIE MENOU at the dépôt section of The Paris Préfecture that no such word/concept had been INVENTED by the VERY FRENCH, yet.

Freedom just around the corner for you
But with truth so far off, what good will it do?

Raphaël Moran (rfi) was not silly. The first stop of a Paperboy in France is the newsstand at Cité.

 

Jokerman 6:19

Track One; Infidels (1983)

Robert Allen Zimmerman, dit Bob Dylan

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /eric-dupond-moretti /soupcons-de-prise-illegale-d-interets-eric-dupond-moretti-entendu-ce-mardi-matin-par-les-magistrats-de-la-cjr _5051158.html

From the bottom of the CREATOR of the La carte de séjour « compétences et talents », Eye thanks you for finally inventing the concept of “CONFLICT of INTEREST³” in the French system. To tell you the truth, mister Minister of The Seals, it kind of made sense to me, PERSONALLY, at the time anyway; i mean, the motto is Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité. After all I do reckon —personally— that there is no JUSTICE in that stamp.

³.~ Archives — Immigration professionnelle.
https ://www .immigration .interieur .gouv .fr /Archives /Les-archives-du-site /Archives-Immigration /Archives-Immigration-professionnelle /La-carte-de-sejour-competences-et-talents

Know, as i was telliing BRUNO back in 2012:

I was on my way to Australia and made a pit-stop at Liberty Hall in Philadelphia, when all of a sudden, this little French-Canadian tramp got off of a Greyhound Bus coming from Quebec, this off-course happened right after the decapitation incident², in 2008. Eye was FRESH out of Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México.

².~ https ://www .cbc .ca /news /canada /manitoba /greyhound-beheading-10th-anniversary -1.4760074

 

Of course, Monsieur JOSEPH Ghosn³ — Infidels (1983) Track One

¡BOMBA!… y dice don Obrador, que chinguen a su Madre, si es que tienen¹… “México is a safe and peaceful country…”, for Old Gringos y Franchutes de l’Académie de Dervez.

³.~ It has been my PERSONAL EXPERIENCE on this JOURNEY, that you have to be FRENCH to be able to dream while in France, otherwise you are just a fuckin’ STranger.

InRocks?
Eye will put that to the Test… “Shaken, knot stirred ».

Season 1, Episode 14
Eye did tell y’all that Brett had The Ace of Spades, and that the Evil Twin was full of shit. Stream the episodes, see for your~selves, “i have a small straight, to beat your ‘nines’.

Synopsis:
It’s an episode about the Members Only Fellows club and the Workers Rights Activists, this episode features the twist of an Evil and a Lame twin brothers trope. In this episode, FRANCE MUSIQUE dressed the GO’ill the Niza as the illegitimate niece of the evil twin uncle, and she’s a Helluva Shot! —Aussi… The Lone Ranger cameos as Bow and Arrow extraordinaire, Memo Tell.

Poker Game at Le Barbier de Séville’s place after Évry body votes on April the 10th à Dammarie-les-Lys. Trou fact, ask Denisa Kerschova, she’s right across the Spaghetti Factory Saloon and the Oper–ah buffa theater.

Over at the MELLEVILLE Theater 🎭 Will Smith just rearranged the SHIT OUT OF Chris Rock’s fans.

And, Justice Thomas, are you the WILL SMITH at The Supreme Court? {and} Is “Ginni” Thomas your Jada Pinket in a Whiter Shade of Pale?

Over at the Oprah Winfrey’s Show, Jezebel is telling RUFUS to start healing and “Do The Right Thing”, which of course is to lay down in the fetal position and sing:

Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child

¹.~ https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique¹ /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /emission-en-compagnie-de-christophe-chassol-sur-le-theme-les-meres-8977665

“In West Philadelphia born and raised…”, that’s bullshit, Will SMITH is the epitome of what being, “Very French”, is all about. And for the sake of comedy, his wife is the Poster Child of HOUSTON’s own, BALDHEADED HOeS, baldheaded HOeS.

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Aún hay más 🤏🏽 Siempre en Velasco, con Raúl en domingo

And, Cerf-panthere, i see your message to Capt. Rat, and Eye raises you Los Hilos de Sasha en Hawaiian Punch QWARTZ:

 

BETO EL BOTICARIO*

Efeméride: It was 70 years ago that Queen Elizabeth entered the “throne”, the Queen has been hoggin’ the “throne” ever since… her MONOPOLY of The THRONE is driving her subjects crazy after all these JEERS!!! In no small part because those fucking PLEBEYOS have to use the OUTHOUSE downunder, if you know her Witt.

Queen Consort and all that Jazz
 

🎶👉🏼🎩 Short-Cut Tú Di End…. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm — y mesa’l que más aplauda.

Retired BBC Panorama director, 76, found with 832 child abuse images gasps in shock as he avoids jail after judge
https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10402929 /Retired-BBC-director-76-832-child-abuse-images-gasps-shock-avoids-jail .html
said his ‘poor health’ would make prison ‘particularly challenging’ during pandemic

Total! Si no tengo tus Bezos…
https ://www .dw .com /en /uganda-french-and-chinese-oil-giants-launch-megaproject /a-60627764

And, GO’ill de Niza, you {DO} realize that our METER is like a TAXI on STAND-by, eh! Anyhow, I bet you can’t spot the fish on them pavés? Here, allow {} to show you the guards that the TOTAL lawyer knocked out at Victor Hugo’s quad. Focus now:

Let’s use the LEFT guard cylinder on that pretty DOOR as our y=f(x) (0,0) starting point.

Clerance Thomas, Associates in Justice, Bush Community College.

So, with that information in Hand, here is the plot to that SILVER belly TUNA but as usual, IT DON’T MEAN a THING if you don’t Show Your WORK:

( – 5 , – 7 )

Uganda es infinitamente más fácil que Senegal.
Florence Pinot

ESCP Europe’s academic cooperation with Latin America
(transliterated from Spanish)

Previously on, “Ahora Cuéntame Una de Vaqueros”

This film has Knot been rated, yet… Sin Embargo, in an effort to extend our outreach to Cerf-panthère at the 20minutes dot France Fake-Off Editorial Desk, Öüï would like to dismiss the CLAIM that ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO was not purchasing burritos at the Mexican Taco Shop at Les Halles (Rue de Cinéma, Level -3, 75001… just below Au Pied Du Cochon)… non-readers of 20minutes.fr FAKE-OFF may request the VIDEO FEED from the authorites at The American-Style Mall framing the FEED from FRIDAY, OCTOBER the 8TH.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/10 /politica /pillan-a-lozoya-en-restaurante-de-las-lomas/

Coincidence??? Ask the Mexican Film Fest organizers to confirm… And here is why(¿NO?): Fake Knews and Knowns relay that the best president that PROmexico ever had was enjoying a French Chimichanga in front of Le Forum des Images, now known as The Westfield MAll Image ForumAsk “les fibres (not las fiebres) de ARIANNE, that cyber-bitch recorded Mr. Peña Nieto fibers (sans perruche or blonde bombshell from Bruxells).

The WESTFIELD MALL has a 72-hour policy that states that you (any French Citizen, regardless if you are an Indian or not) can review the CLOSED-CIRCUIT SECURITY FEED from any of the comercial areas in the formerly François TRUFFAUT concession stands. TimeStamp to look for the former BERNARDO Gómez gallo is between Noon and Three in the afternoon of Octubre del Ocho, chavo del toro.

Memo to: Cerf-panthére… “early in the morning don’t [Ewe] step on my Blue suade Choose »

Deer, Panterita-ciervo:

If Phillipe Labro (Nº ☯️👨‍👦‍👦 ) is already savoring the spoils of the French colonies then you know that what you are reading right now is Time-synched to the only Colony that the U.S. recognizes, which of course is Hawaii (punto y coma) Alaska was a purchase, and all the rest of the territories, except maybe for the Virgin Islands, —are backyards/outhouse… WASHINGTON, D.C. is the Pentagon’s bitch.

Pedro Navajas is a fag!
… but He’s not a faggot, period and the green HasteRisk is set to Los Hilos de Sasha Montenegro, —en Hawaii, güey.

Witt, Alex in mind, i remind all of the people who talk behind my back (those are the cowards) o mismo those who wear a mask on under the sanitary one that covers the domain of a medical field called otorhinolaryngology, that i, armando segovia, can read past your innuendos (those are the faggots)… with a double “g” porque son Bien PuuuuuTooooos.

Denis! Denis Soula! Zat’Ewe—you slut… you feeling sexy esta tarde en Vienna?

Don Guillermo wishes to know, inquire and why Knot demand from your « Sixième Science », page 22 of Nº 3644, if that chorizo del Toro comes with Rocky Mountain Oysters?

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol »

Benicio, our copy editor is curious if the dish is kosher, or SIN cuir Session?

With that in mind, we now turn it over to Zapantera Rosa en Télégraphe M 11, where our correspondent, Heracles Tempest is interviewing a mini mi version of (wait for, IT!, wait…

Any güey that Cerf-panthére looks at it, tonight’s feature presentation is brought to you by El Chamuco. Long story short the match went to penalties and leave it to Spain to finish what France  (alone) could not.

_ and Jonathan AP… i don’t mind you’re your sorry Boston ass taking over The KC Orioles, but Pleeeeease, stop reading the teleprompter with the signature Zerlina Williams, –pause… and stick to bashing Willie Geist.

In Umpire/Empire News:

Previously on Louise Michel gets ejected from the mound at the Pershing Baseball Memorial Field à Vincennes (punto y coma) Julien and the other two chicks are at the mound and Edith Piaf replaced Michel. —_*!*_— The Yankees (those motherfuckers), being the fucking Yankees that they are immediately signed Little Louise… and ss far as the Italy v. Belgium match result …

In hopes to beter understand Baseball and its Ruhles, the French sent a little girl from the 50’s to infiltrate the King of Sports. Yeah, Buddy, that there is Champ, but pay no attention to the pedigree, he’s a mutt and that pastor is going to keep an eye on that bitch.

Still to come, Aussi… let’s knot take it too far, Sidney.

Special Prime Time Edition for Hilo, Hawaii

It’s the most Wonderful Time of the Year, if you are not, I repeat, if you are not into oligarchs, tyrants, and the occasional “generalissimo” show.

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol”, Ángel Fernández just issued a special jersey to Antonio Helguera (punto y coma) the “franela ⚾️” has the initials DR and like a campaign ribbon on a dress uniform, or as in the staff’s case, a French Fourrager*, it represents the name of foward-advance  campaign, in Helguera’s case is the TASK OF DELIVERING Donald Rumsfeld to the lowest pit in HELL [sin embargo ☝🏻it serves also a a double entendre for “Honoris Causa” for delivering the Architect of THE Misery the last quarter of the XX Century and the first 20 minutes of el siglo 21. Today marks the withdrawal of Yankee exceptionalism from Afghanistan, a war that Donald Rumsfeld designed from the TOP-down. Born in The U.S.A. goes here, to usher in The Weekend, and off-course, The 4th of July and it’s follow-up: BASTILLE THEY!

* These are my credentials.

Primos y Primas, it’s 21h in Hilo, Hawaii, and in TV Land that slot is known as Prime Time, cuñado.

Coming Engagements:

LOS HILOS del GLEASON

Necessary reading material from this “que’s-que pasquín” sin lectores.

Marcos was a Fag, pero eso no es lo que importa, Comandante Galeano, mi pregunta es si su movimiento usa las mismas pantaletas COMO LAS QUE USabAN los abogados de Los 43 de Ayotzinapa y PABLO GLEASON– allá en El Rancho Grande junto con JOHN MILL ACKERMAN y Los Amigos del profesor JIM COHEN en El IHEAL*

Mientras eso pasa, en Palacio Nacional o mismo allá en La Chingada, el presidente de México celebró como un viejo alemán, “The Triumph of the Will” ❗️of the people, claro‼️ así  igualito com lo hizo don Porfirio Díaz con el pueblo Yaqui, mientras que los herederos de Tierra y Libertad, —es decir— los agropecuarios de la agricultura del narco despojan el agua de los pinches indios.

Leni Riefenstahl sure would have been proud and General Porfirio Díaz is impressed with the shifting of the date for “El Informe” version of The State of The Union Address, i mean, all that don Porfirio Díaz ever did besides innovating The Samaritaine ‘de raya’ was to starve and then, slaughter a El Pueblo Yaqui and of course,  the shifting of Mexican Independence Day so that the date of that historical event would fall on his birthday.

* El rancho grande of course makes reference to the time D.A.T. little ol’Eye showed up at La Gare de Lyon to meet the traveling Ayotzinapa committee para “las europas” (punto y coma)…

Loss of signal and dangling participles are in FOO effect! Pero por mientras, since this here is a Live Blog, we Ketch-up with Marcus Miller:

Sir, canceling your way through Vienna is no way to get to Juan (pronounced: Yu'An). Tell you what though, you stay clear from dissing Route 66 like that Schofield son-ovAvitch, and i promise to knot, i repeat, kNOT fuck with Cagnes.

De cualquier puta manera, Comandante Gleano, ahorita lo alcanzo, en estos momentos es hora de cubrir La Hora Local, y Comandante, todas las noticias son locales en este pinchurriento but beautiful Mundo de Libération.

We begin with CaNaDa… those motherfuckers!

…para sacarme a mi, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano PRIETO, de la puta jugada… y, “qué bonita jugada”, diría otro Galeano viendo un partido de fútbol.

Jump to page tú, but Before the Rachel Maddow shows goes to the Soup [nazi] Kitchen, Mehdi Hassan, take a look at the sky just before you turn it over to the last hour, because thar reddish kind of deep apricot peachy color on the Half moon is Zerlina’s Wack-a-Mole board… they (🐘) are half way there.

Deer, Florence Cassez, hoy no hubo Genaro

MaMA M.I.A.!

What a difference a They makes

No farce intended .:. 97F246EE-05C4-45A5-A815-7D85ED965F7B 🚁 What a difference a They makes, eh‽ EN EL ROBO DE LOS MEDICAMENTOS DE cancer NO SE SABE SI LA CHINGADA MEDICINA YA IBA DILUIDA, o si los “insiders” la van a diluir en VERACRUZ.

A ver, haber[?] ¿Cómo está eso del pinche penacho* al papa? Neta que después de andar dando LASTIMA con el equipo forense (de Austria] para identificar basureros… o algo así, ahora no son ni para OBSEQUIARLES esa reliquia, qué poca, [madre) Ackerman.

Anuncio:

* penacho 🦚 (tratar de avergonzar a alguien) juego de titulares (o sea, Johnny M’Boy, las palabras en las Jornadas 📰 Headlines) vistos por un transnacional californiano producto de la S.E.P..

por eJEM… “Ay, Su Santidad, qué PENA, con este pinche viejito, disculpe usted las pendejadas que John Mill Ackerman le dicta a ese pinche OLMECA, pero ya ve usted que don Andrés no habla como los otros presidentes de México, excepto Fox, a lo mejor,” mándele decir a ese CABRÓN con SU SEÑORA (la de don López Obrador, no la suya don Bergoglio) que rece 3 Aves Matildas y nueve NOVENARIOS.

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The following is a ”DETÉNTE, Cabrón!” presentation:

For the record Michael Steele, let the record show D.A.T.:

Número Uno:

El golfo¹ encargado d’este tan intrascendente blog (Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo) no eligió al golfo² representado por la estela en el Du
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with that in mind, Öüï is merely pointing out that doña Gutiérrez Müller can’t possibly be expected to have the gall to BEAT THE OLD Moctezuma’s headdress trial when Parisian galleries (Millon, Casa Durot, et. al.) ignore the calls from these handsome diplomats to stop trafficking artifacts   such as these:

Deer, Juanita Bonita

Deer, Juanita Bonita .:. EE52B8DE-1F14-490F-891B-4365D908C43A 🗿 Let Mí, organize the silhouette behind the monolith on the urban ultrasound in this frame: It’s A BOY!!! One can tell from the big balls that the stèle is fondling. 

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Subasta de la fuente del Capitan Dreyfus:

https ://www .rfi .fr /es /americas /20110322 –record-en-la-subasta-de-200-piezas-prehispanicas-en-paris

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/01/09 /anuncian-en-paris-nueva-subasta-de-piezas-arqueologicas-son-20182018fraudulentas20192019-muchas-inah-4783 .html

https ://en .unesco .org /events /presentation-fight-against-illicit-trafficking-cultural-goods-central-america-meeting-red

JUMP from: La Jornada del día de la labor

Dear, John Mill Ackerman’s wife:

Señora Secretaria de La Función Pública, excelentísima doña doctora (Ph.D.), Irma E. Sandoval, might them stakes discovered inside of the commission for human rights in Mexico, be Trump Stakes®️?

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/09/07 /tribunal-deja-firme-nombramiento-de-rosario-ibarra-en-cndh-3027 .html

Ahora bien, mis queridos CHILANGOS con palanca de sus queridos padres, —todos— no queda la menor duda, de que fueron luchadores sociales y en toda la extensión de esa frase, “sin Bargo”, como redacta esta nota de La Jornada aquí abajo, será verdad que doña Chayo* Stone también sea una iluminada por La Santísima Orden del nepotismo ilustrado? 

Note to Julianna Tattlebaum², you look great in green, period, you bring out the clorofila in all of the chaparros inmaduros¹ at the pond:

Tampico Surf & Turf

Tampico Surf & Turf 🥩 B937E687-739C-41F3-8CB8-071D9D23EA89 .:. Well, you’ve heard about Steak & Lobster… it’s KNOT one of those, Willie Geist, this here, Sir, is the Mariposa Elementary School Menu for Tuesday, September 8th of 2020…

… [A]nd in Washington, Mika goes to CHARTRES on a fact-finding mission, with musical guest:

On Technique and Tyrannies.
Jazz is so overrated

Inter•mission: JAZZ IS Sooooooo Overrated 🎺 7A761B00-841B-4BF8-85EB-62BBFFDD6011 Atentamente: La Pulpa.

1. Los Enanitos Verdes, not to BEE CONFUSED, Florence MARIE Cassez, with the Little Green Men on The Rachel Maddow Blog because that would BEE like mixing The Nazis From Natchez with La Santísima Orden del nepotismo ilustrado.

2. And starring as Florence Marie Cassez: JULIANNA TATTLEBAUM!!!

Beto Costa y su perla del Sur

Beto Costa y su perla del Sur 🦀 0D2583A8-CBE8-4D42-BF74-456BCE12DC94 🥩 … [F]eaturing The Washington Post’s guapo, Bob Costa, as Carlitos Loret de Mola, Yeah Buddy!