El Charrito Pemex and L’ami Y’a bon productions presents:

Ciao 🥖 Cacao
and other assorted slogans.

Ciao Cacao con manouche vegetariano… Alicia Menéndez comes courtesy of The Maze Runner and The Death Cure.

 

“no de dos patas o de dos piernas, sino metálica”.

🏦

Vicente Fox Q.
Presidente Constiticional de los EEUUMM

The year is 2006 and across The Atlantic and beyond La Sierra Nevada  (there is no “sierra morena” in Mexico, that was all propaganda from Mel Brooks in Paris) en Mazatlán las lavadoras de “patas prietas color de llanta” ain’t got a veladora 🪔 to shine on the colonial experience as part of a nutritious breakfast.

“… pero si alguien lo interpretó así, alguna mujer de quienes me están viendo, le pido disculpas, pero amplísimas, amplísimas, con el tema de las lavadoras”

 

Nayarit for Size. Me dijeron que no.

Juanito Guanabacoa of course, mora con Aguascalientes en Playback, desde Nayarit. Según Juanito Guanabacoa, Nayarit quere Decir en CORO: HIJO DE DIOS ENTRE EL SOL Y EL CIELO, ES DECIR, FREDDY, Mercury.

And not live, as Juanito Guanavacoa had promised last week, but he did manage, however, to put himself on the side of the artists, con compromiso con La Préfecture de Paris. Ciao 🥐 Cacao… Musical Guest: Las piernas de tu mamá, Godoy, con i griega of course.

🙂

La Razón por la que el resto del mundo odia a La República Francesa.

Símbolo Autóctono de la policía judicial de la época de Oro de La Guayabera Blanca y los guantes negros, el Papá FRANCISCO reporta desde Québec Alberta Cánada.

Wednesday is independence they… Tuesday you vote or DIE, and Monday? Monday i’m in Love With Ewe and of course, Zeppelin Goes Here.

STILL TO COME:
Residente, el Jamiroquai de Ayotzinapa.

Ya me cansé…. https ://www .bfmtv .com /international /amerique-latine /mexique /etudiants-disparus-au-mexique-l-ex-procureur-general-arrete-64-policiers-et-militaires-recherches _AD-202208200022.html

The incarnation of Tomás de Torquemada if France would have awarded him a Radio Slot on rfpp… and since Juanito GUANABACOA started today “calentada” with un TAJO en Argentina, let me, Armando Serrano-Prieto, show you what Argentina looks like without a ‘water bearer’:

Matchbox…

https ://www .nuevatribuna .es /articulo /cultura—ocio /politica-hidraulica-franquismo /20220712084502200495 .html

Un tajo en Durango es un canal hecho a pico y pala y que se nutre de una presa, Juanito Guanabacoa, no una tajada de la prefectura de François Hollande.

Find out, but if-and-only-if Eye doesn’t fall ‘asleep in the next tumbona de las playas de París. Updated after the Paraná River fires, en La Argentina.

But first, JUSTICE!, at the Katie Phang Show is a relevant Thang, and here is why, in The prosecutorial U S. of A., the only thing that matters is what side you are on.

Aire acondicionado with Évry postre.

Sixty six essays and then some, now Öüï knows how many Knots it takes to tie-down the USSR

Secrets in Plain Sight  

It’s like The Spanish Inquisition, but in Cyrillic.

 

Greek in Cyrillic

Banania for size

Context para Pepito’s biscuits

This is why Jupiter wants the Lithium, stamina wise it’s a Gas Giant… puro pedo, pues. And, Major Thom, Eye knew that you were compensating for fip. fr during your excursion to the ISS… what’s that you got there under them panels of yours,?

 

You ain’t nuttin’ but a Puff fish.

 

Deer, French people, you are all a bunch of hypochondriac hipócritas

Hoy no hubo “actualités de « Américas » ”, only noize.

Sin celery, L’ami Y’a bon.

FPP presenta: Juanito Guanabacoa kidnapped Osler Amaro.

Stay tuned for details…

Telemundo et IHEAL productions present

Telemundo et IHEAL productions present : la rue de Cascades and Siempre en Domingo, con Raúl Velasco y los putos de México.

For starters, you suck coq.

En contexto, los neo-zapatistas, pre cursores de la pantera rosa y los Black Panthers de la Placé des Fêtes, Metro line 11, the Brown Ligne, fueron los ofendidos por mi incursión a la Gare de Lyon el mérititi-ti-to día que Omar y la comitiva de los 43 recibiera su recibida en Francia. Para estas fechas, morena-francia ya no era parte del club de la Pájara Peggy.

Sponsored by San Judas MD

If only the Montpellier Tourism Board was as naive as their Parisienne counterparts.

The best water, comes from Santa Qatarina, Nuevo Lyon

GACHUPINES con GUAYABERA in CUBA and VERACRUZ follows (fascism for the good masses), period!

 

Los Hilos de Sasha en las bragas de Hidalgo… and before mister BARBOSA misinterprets, please be reminded that when Antonio Aguilar crooned the first ever “Rancho Grande” over satellite communications, en el ‘supremo gobierno’ de los EEUUMM, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz commissioned Antonio’s calzones to el ‘tiro’ en El bunghole★ del ranchero tejano, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s.

★~. 👖entrejambe

Sponsored by the Agence France Presse and The Mexican consulate in Paris, France.

Ask yourself, if you follow the CitÉ poliTicks at l’universite de Paris, why did the JALISCO ambassador stay in office at Longchamps after “el peje” won the populus ELECTION?

The Answer My Friend…

Is Blowing in CARLOS SLIM’S 💋 lips.

DRINK KALUAH COFFEE MIX

With All Due Respect to San Ignatius de Los WaPos goes here, ISSY—context for Jamal Khashoggi’s wife goes here.

Step right in Eye has Six of these babies in stock ready to quench that Canicula³ like a freezed-damped WaWa lingette through le ARC de Triomphe².

Drink Beer or Die
… motherfuckers hijos de puta
… et al.

Sponsored by ScienesPo and Alain “GATT” Rouquié.

Alain Rouquié is on VACATION and could not be reached for comments, Latin American culos cocked blocked the encounter… and then they INSTALLED a kool-aid guru in Pemex to quench LA INTERNACIONAL SOCIALISTA thirst for POPULIST POWER

 

{and}

If-and-Only if you call now in the next HAAB¹ you will also get a Topo Chico with Lime.

https ://www .mayaarchaeologist .co .uk /public-resources /maya-world /maya-calendar-system/

In case you missed it, our blog centers in México [wit acento en LA eh], however, it would mean NUTTIN’ if the issues that I raise, would not affect the whole of humanity, —and la bendita Francia también.

WaWa Wars…
now infused with Narco Gwar supplements.

Must be a gear head to participate. Restrictions apply. Coma Frutas y Verduras.

 

Naturally… 🥑 ∆ 🥑

 

³~.

Officially, Florida Gates is a dick… Viejas Feas rock

²~.

Peep Ol’s Try To Put US Down.

 

[Context for, it rhymes with… goes here]

¹~. https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /sociedad /asi-surgio-la-frase-haz-patria-mata-un-chilango

 

Somewhere over the Rainbow… En Chihuahua

Warning ⚠️ Slippery 🩸 When 🩸 Wet 🩸…
Musiques des films qu’il faut avoir vu avant après 14 ans, in Allegretto en Las Alturas, Municipio de Cerocahui en La Sierra Tarahumara.

Trou 🕳️ story, ask Musicopolice… the only france musique disc jock who can play rock and roll:

{and}

For the record ⏺️
Víctor Quintana Silveyra (2013–2014 IHEAL / morena-francias godfather, —literally, not philosophical, despite his PhD*) once asked of his Sorbonne Annex students what all of the information that they (Masters-level courses, o algo así) compiled from social media was for? What good, the professor asked, was scrolling and scrolling through the internet in the end?

Cat Soup… Get it?

Response:

If the good Profe could see U.S. now, and if Eye could recreate that sticky early-evening class setting, Öüï would tell him that all that scrolling is the Harmony in la pianola, après Le MIDI®️

Full disclosure:
… at the time, I only scrolled the interwebs for porn, on CSPN, of course, and occasionally on the Buzzfeed.

Living on a prayer now with Mariachis and Low Riders, verda’ d’Dios Que Sí. A Huevo Que Sí³.

³~. A huevo que sí 🇲🇽 = 🇫🇷 bien Sur 

Behold! Yo soy del mero Chihuahua y Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

Sources close to Las Dunas de Samalayuca y El Rancho “Los Dos Cachorros” relay that over at Taco Bell Central (The Great Sovereign State of Chihuahua en Las Galaxias) the body count for the month of June just topped 60 souls, and in the following section, our Brad Pitt puerto riqueño, FENSTER the Copy Editor, will figure out just how many GRAMS, collectively they weight.

Ladies in Gímenez… JESUSITA en Chihuahua no es JESUITA, and she fucking hates YODA!

Mientras tanto, allá en la Diocèses de Molière, Colbert was breaking the rules of The Temple. Trou 🕳️ to form, Colbert sent his sicarios to pound on the doors. May God help us all and bay bee 🐝 Jesús keep U.S. on his baby 🐥 prayers.

Living on a prayer and Taco Bell.
-_-
🎶🎸 We’ll Give It A Shot!

Not to rub, IT!, in… Stéphanie Menou, but you helped bury those bodies

And, agent BRUNO, that was no fucking FISH sending you an email in 2015:

For Tan Gente sake, check the date on this “most non-consequential” blog… It’s going to strike a Chord on that radius³.

this is me, Armando Segovia, telling your boss that, IT!, was a Six-Year investigation, not an OSCARS ceremony “wrap-it-up” Mickey Mouse-Disneyland probe.

Congratulations, Manuel Valls, you did it!… here is a circle so your MERCEDES can get a bird’s eye view of half of a Venn Diagram; get your ruler.

{and} Monsieur Dupond… “prise illégale d’intérêts³”, WOW! Wow.

Live from HILO, Hawaii, it’s another edition of madafakin’ PRIMETIME, featuring “Little George Strait” and his Number WAN hit! :

Straight out of Loué

Track Tú: F.A.Q. The Police (punto y coma) followed by, To They is your Birthday and tú, morro, is April FO’ist on your TRAPEZIUS.

And, Niño Luc… Stop shakin’ that ass, it’s unbecoming.

In 2015, I, Armando Segovia [two-each, if you count Armando Serrano-Prieto] was told by the boss of BRUNO and agent STEPHANIE MENOU at the dépôt section of The Paris Préfecture that no such word/concept had been INVENTED by the VERY FRENCH, yet.

Freedom just around the corner for you
But with truth so far off, what good will it do?

Raphaël Moran (rfi) was not silly. The first stop of a Paperboy in France is the newsstand at Cité.

 

Jokerman 6:19

Track One; Infidels (1983)

Robert Allen Zimmerman, dit Bob Dylan

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /eric-dupond-moretti /soupcons-de-prise-illegale-d-interets-eric-dupond-moretti-entendu-ce-mardi-matin-par-les-magistrats-de-la-cjr _5051158.html

From the bottom of the CREATOR of the La carte de séjour « compétences et talents », Eye thanks you for finally inventing the concept of “CONFLICT of INTEREST³” in the French system. To tell you the truth, mister Minister of The Seals, it kind of made sense to me, PERSONALLY, at the time anyway; i mean, the motto is Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité. After all I do reckon —personally— that there is no JUSTICE in that stamp.

³.~ Archives — Immigration professionnelle.
https ://www .immigration .interieur .gouv .fr /Archives /Les-archives-du-site /Archives-Immigration /Archives-Immigration-professionnelle /La-carte-de-sejour-competences-et-talents

Know, as i was telliing BRUNO back in 2012:

I was on my way to Australia and made a pit-stop at Liberty Hall in Philadelphia, when all of a sudden, this little French-Canadian tramp got off of a Greyhound Bus coming from Quebec, this off-course happened right after the decapitation incident², in 2008. Eye was FRESH out of Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México.

².~ https ://www .cbc .ca /news /canada /manitoba /greyhound-beheading-10th-anniversary -1.4760074

 

Of course, Monsieur JOSEPH Ghosn³ — Infidels (1983) Track One

¡BOMBA!… y dice don Obrador, que chinguen a su Madre, si es que tienen¹… “México is a safe and peaceful country…”, for Old Gringos y Franchutes de l’Académie de Dervez.

³.~ It has been my PERSONAL EXPERIENCE on this JOURNEY, that you have to be FRENCH to be able to dream while in France, otherwise you are just a fuckin’ STranger.

InRocks?
Eye will put that to the Test… “Shaken, knot stirred ».

Season 1, Episode 14
Eye did tell y’all that Brett had The Ace of Spades, and that the Evil Twin was full of shit. Stream the episodes, see for your~selves, “i have a small straight, to beat your ‘nines’.

Synopsis:
It’s an episode about the Members Only Fellows club and the Workers Rights Activists, this episode features the twist of an Evil and a Lame twin brothers trope. In this episode, FRANCE MUSIQUE dressed the GO’ill the Niza as the illegitimate niece of the evil twin uncle, and she’s a Helluva Shot! —Aussi… The Lone Ranger cameos as Bow and Arrow extraordinaire, Memo Tell.

Poker Game at Le Barbier de Séville’s place after Évry body votes on April the 10th à Dammarie-les-Lys. Trou fact, ask Denisa Kerschova, she’s right across the Spaghetti Factory Saloon and the Oper–ah buffa theater.

Over at the MELLEVILLE Theater 🎭 Will Smith just rearranged the SHIT OUT OF Chris Rock’s fans.

And, Justice Thomas, are you the WILL SMITH at The Supreme Court? {and} Is “Ginni” Thomas your Jada Pinket in a Whiter Shade of Pale?

Over at the Oprah Winfrey’s Show, Jezebel is telling RUFUS to start healing and “Do The Right Thing”, which of course is to lay down in the fetal position and sing:

Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child

¹.~ https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique¹ /podcasts /la-quatre-saisons-n-est-pas-qu-une-pizza /emission-en-compagnie-de-christophe-chassol-sur-le-theme-les-meres-8977665

“In West Philadelphia born and raised…”, that’s bullshit, Will SMITH is the epitome of what being, “Very French”, is all about. And for the sake of comedy, his wife is the Poster Child of HOUSTON’s own, BALDHEADED HOeS, baldheaded HOeS.

________________________________________________

Aún hay más 🤏🏽 Siempre en Velasco, con Raúl en domingo

And, Cerf-panthere, i see your message to Capt. Rat, and Eye raises you Los Hilos de Sasha en Hawaiian Punch QWARTZ:

 

BETO EL BOTICARIO*

Efeméride: It was 70 years ago that Queen Elizabeth entered the “throne”, the Queen has been hoggin’ the “throne” ever since… her MONOPOLY of The THRONE is driving her subjects crazy after all these JEERS!!! In no small part because those fucking PLEBEYOS have to use the OUTHOUSE downunder, if you know her Witt.

Queen Consort and all that Jazz
 

🎶👉🏼🎩 Short-Cut Tú Di End…. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm — y mesa’l que más aplauda.

Retired BBC Panorama director, 76, found with 832 child abuse images gasps in shock as he avoids jail after judge
https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10402929 /Retired-BBC-director-76-832-child-abuse-images-gasps-shock-avoids-jail .html
said his ‘poor health’ would make prison ‘particularly challenging’ during pandemic

Total! Si no tengo tus Bezos…
https ://www .dw .com /en /uganda-french-and-chinese-oil-giants-launch-megaproject /a-60627764

And, GO’ill de Niza, you {DO} realize that our METER is like a TAXI on STAND-by, eh! Anyhow, I bet you can’t spot the fish on them pavés? Here, allow {} to show you the guards that the TOTAL lawyer knocked out at Victor Hugo’s quad. Focus now:

Let’s use the LEFT guard cylinder on that pretty DOOR as our y=f(x) (0,0) starting point.

Clerance Thomas, Associates in Justice, Bush Community College.

So, with that information in Hand, here is the plot to that SILVER belly TUNA but as usual, IT DON’T MEAN a THING if you don’t Show Your WORK:

( – 5 , – 7 )

Uganda es infinitamente más fácil que Senegal.
Florence Pinot

ESCP Europe’s academic cooperation with Latin America
(transliterated from Spanish)

Previously on, “Ahora Cuéntame Una de Vaqueros”

This film has Knot been rated, yet… Sin Embargo, in an effort to extend our outreach to Cerf-panthère at the 20minutes dot France Fake-Off Editorial Desk, Öüï would like to dismiss the CLAIM that ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO was not purchasing burritos at the Mexican Taco Shop at Les Halles (Rue de Cinéma, Level -3, 75001… just below Au Pied Du Cochon)… non-readers of 20minutes.fr FAKE-OFF may request the VIDEO FEED from the authorites at The American-Style Mall framing the FEED from FRIDAY, OCTOBER the 8TH.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/10 /politica /pillan-a-lozoya-en-restaurante-de-las-lomas/

Coincidence??? Ask the Mexican Film Fest organizers to confirm… And here is why(¿NO?): Fake Knews and Knowns relay that the best president that PROmexico ever had was enjoying a French Chimichanga in front of Le Forum des Images, now known as The Westfield MAll Image ForumAsk “les fibres (not las fiebres) de ARIANNE, that cyber-bitch recorded Mr. Peña Nieto fibers (sans perruche or blonde bombshell from Bruxells).

The WESTFIELD MALL has a 72-hour policy that states that you (any French Citizen, regardless if you are an Indian or not) can review the CLOSED-CIRCUIT SECURITY FEED from any of the comercial areas in the formerly François TRUFFAUT concession stands. TimeStamp to look for the former BERNARDO Gómez gallo is between Noon and Three in the afternoon of Octubre del Ocho, chavo del toro.

Memo to: Cerf-panthére… “early in the morning don’t [Ewe] step on my Blue suade Choose »

Deer, Panterita-ciervo:

If Phillipe Labro (Nº ☯️👨‍👦‍👦 ) is already savoring the spoils of the French colonies then you know that what you are reading right now is Time-synched to the only Colony that the U.S. recognizes, which of course is Hawaii (punto y coma) Alaska was a purchase, and all the rest of the territories, except maybe for the Virgin Islands, —are backyards/outhouse… WASHINGTON, D.C. is the Pentagon’s bitch.

Pedro Navajas is a fag!
… but He’s not a faggot, period and the green HasteRisk is set to Los Hilos de Sasha Montenegro, —en Hawaii, güey.

Witt, Alex in mind, i remind all of the people who talk behind my back (those are the cowards) o mismo those who wear a mask on under the sanitary one that covers the domain of a medical field called otorhinolaryngology, that i, armando segovia, can read past your innuendos (those are the faggots)… with a double “g” porque son Bien PuuuuuTooooos.

Denis! Denis Soula! Zat’Ewe—you slut… you feeling sexy esta tarde en Vienna?

Don Guillermo wishes to know, inquire and why Knot demand from your « Sixième Science », page 22 of Nº 3644, if that chorizo del Toro comes with Rocky Mountain Oysters?

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol »

Benicio, our copy editor is curious if the dish is kosher, or SIN cuir Session?

With that in mind, we now turn it over to Zapantera Rosa en Télégraphe M 11, where our correspondent, Heracles Tempest is interviewing a mini mi version of (wait for, IT!, wait…

Any güey that Cerf-panthére looks at it, tonight’s feature presentation is brought to you by El Chamuco. Long story short the match went to penalties and leave it to Spain to finish what France  (alone) could not.

_ and Jonathan AP… i don’t mind you’re your sorry Boston ass taking over The KC Orioles, but Pleeeeease, stop reading the teleprompter with the signature Zerlina Williams, –pause… and stick to bashing Willie Geist.

In Umpire/Empire News:

Previously on Louise Michel gets ejected from the mound at the Pershing Baseball Memorial Field à Vincennes (punto y coma) Julien and the other two chicks are at the mound and Edith Piaf replaced Michel. —_*!*_— The Yankees (those motherfuckers), being the fucking Yankees that they are immediately signed Little Louise… and ss far as the Italy v. Belgium match result …

In hopes to beter understand Baseball and its Ruhles, the French sent a little girl from the 50’s to infiltrate the King of Sports. Yeah, Buddy, that there is Champ, but pay no attention to the pedigree, he’s a mutt and that pastor is going to keep an eye on that bitch.

Still to come, Aussi… let’s knot take it too far, Sidney.