Dear Alain Bauer : there is no criminology science in France

And, Dominique de Villepin… the ironic thing about this is that DAVID BOWIE (in his NAZI phase) warned you FRENCH COQ Suckers about it :

♫ Take a look at the LAW man
Beating on the wrong guy,

Feeling lucky, punk?

 

Oh man, look at those cavemen goIt’s the freakiest show

of course, everyone thought that Bowie was talking about America but the little faggot was talking in a general sense.

Additionally, Mr. de Villepin, in your own words, what is giving your small-business-es nightmares did not start in this administration, but a generation ago when Florence Cassez was doing “her” thing in México.

Nevertheless, SOCIAL WORKERS like Tony Palma, formally the head-master at Emmaüs Agora at la rue des BOURDONNAIS, and most recently [as i³ been told] a sort-of-coordintator in charge of the so-called “bagageries” for the homeless in the Parisian region encourage [by looking the other way, or worst IGNORING the fact that some benefactors use their alloted space to store looted items.

In Hilo, Hawaii… The Ocean remains the same, and Donald John Trump cannot, he cannot rename The Atlantic after his mom and The Pacific renamed as Fred.

Any hoot… small business owners, MARIANNE is a rich girl and,
SHE CAN RELY on the old man’s moneyIt’s a bitch girl—but it’s gone too far‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway

Of course, one must be FRENCH to comment on 5 noviembre after the THEY of The DEAD sin contar à los inocentes… and KATTY KAY, fuck mister BAUER because the next BULL belongs to DANIEL FARSON ; if you remember your parents pre-BEATLEMANIA in SOHO.

for the record, the story shows that once upon a time, ADOLF HITLER, yup! The Führer himself, called mister FARSON “the perfect little aryan”.

And, Sonia Mabrouk… welcome to the show, please take your clothes off becuase (the sky is gray) it will be a nudist session at LA SORBONNE.

Monet could care less

Pablo Gleason and The Friends of Mexico² in France, invitan.
²~. Gael García Bernal

… and in France, it’s another edition of National Sports They

It’s a small world, after Trump.

In totally unrelated sports, smoking is still allowed at La Place de La Concorde.

 

… and Willie Geist, i see your Bloomberg monitor next to you on The Concorde and I raise you, my plane of consciousness, 312 Km/seconds on 2nd gear out of SIX.

Literal touch-down on Italie deux.

Any how Tonto, please relay to Pablo Torre that Kimosabe is still waiting for him to pay, as he promised recently on the MoreJo Show that he would for my MorJournalism Blog.

… Jump to 1968 in 2026, con los espias de Pablo Gleason en Francia

Les sages doivent etre fous on va leur emmerder

Not sorry… in this section the student must understand and explain what “El Segundo Piso” in Ciudad Juarez (c. 2005) and/or the “Escape” in Tijuana’s avenida Revolución (c. 1989) are/is or where ; and the type of CHAOS that followed each.

l’Or have mercy, 🎲 snake eyes 🎲 !!!

Homère was a Barça fan

“Nous sommes confrontés à un effondrement civilisationnel, mais nous aurons toujours la rue. Et cela, personne ne pourra jamais nous l’enlever 》.

Manuel Delgado, ANTRO-pologue

https ://www .eldiario .es /catalunya /manuel-delgado-antropologo-problema-clase-media-le-molestan-pobres-no-pobreza

In the mean while, Elise is given another chance.  Anyhow, Faissal (does anybody remember Faissal?) never do you mind Elise, she comes and she goes focus instead on the brief segment of Caroline Foreste on the “I managed to move David Show”, where she describes how she was treated at the Fête de l’Huma in 2012 by the humans there… it’s a good thing that she is French, otherwise she’d be an outkast like Serge at La Bagagerie³.

³~. People who know, know that Serge is just another figment of La Bagagerie’s imagination.

En fin Faissal, it’s like i told you before, i don’t select the news and i am glad that just like i told you yesterday [Saturday] afternoon, that just as sure as The Pope pisses in Rome, before my next post is done (that’s a 36-hr session) i will write [and] introduce you to Raphaël Morán and, summarize the issue with Stephanie Menou at the Cité prefecture (Paris Centre).

Notwithstanding o como dicen los “muy franceses-es” :

néanmoins, pourtant, malgré cela, malgré tout, quand même, tout de même

neither Raphaël Morán, nor the entire palette of “militants for Mexico in France” ever bothered me (personally) when the good people of the left (Mélenchon) or the rich Mexicans (Sciences Po) made me the enemy of “La Espada de Bolívar” on the left and, simply put, disqualified-on-sight by the right.

…just like French literature lecturer at the Sorbonne University, Anna ARZOUMANOV said on “The Question That Angers” show on FRANCE24 ; to paraphrase, those motherfuckers can throw sticks and stones at me but they can’t take my FREEDOM of EXPRESSION away, but Bruno and Stephanie Menou at the préfecture de police at Cité can, —and did.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/sep/18 /trump-bans-cnn-msnow-politico-white-house

In Local News, it’s not good news but now MSNOW knows how it feels when ‘they’ come to censor you.

Kill’em all… let The Wolf sort Em# out

A piarist priest and a company man³ are at a bar… hilarity ensues when Quentin Tarantino walks in.

… well, whatever, Nevermind. It’s just another kid on the cover.

Strike at Radio France: the 180 seconds of commentary that set the public radio station ablaze, sources close to the Opus Dei relay that the so-called “Secret History of Punk” was a great success for Radio France “Current morals” and RAPHAËL MORÁN’s crusade for “pluralism” for wanna-be Fuhrerlings and Ziggy Stardust fans.

Now, Matthieu Culleron at fip central station probably thinks that he and, what’s “Dutt’er” guy’s name, not “el corbillón” but a Thomas non-the-less, probably think that they produced the perfect PUNK history podcast (formally just a show) but, Susana Poveda… Matthieu and that “Dutt’er” guy didn’t ; them two missed the mark during their 5th episode which, consequentally dealt with ERIC CLAPTON and his love for Jamaican music but not necessarily the Rastas, so ; EC along with BOWIE, helped galvanize the Rosbif fascists and with that particular beat ushered in a new branch of Mosley—BUFs, straight out of Birmingham³ no less. 

Oi! It’s as if Hitler never was a rock star.

³~. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley, 6th Baronet of the British Union of Fascists.

Anyone for German breakfast? 《 Bitte ein Bit 》🍻.

³~. Jesuit
https ://www .nouvelobs .com /economie /20260913 /greve-a-radio-france-ces-180-secondes-de-chronique-qui-ont-mis-le-feu-a-la-radio-publique

Tragedy? Ewe asks. Knot by a longshot bee gee boy, —it’s blasphemy.

Note to Jacqueline Alemany on the Connect brunch… the first meal of the day is a BEER or a mimosa if you like history.

… and in Washington, President Trump vows to deport the parents of the dead female soldier in Jordan

Washington, DC_ The White House has issued a rolling order to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement thugs operating in CARROLLTON, TEXAS, to be on the lookout for the immediate surviving family members of Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, now that her service to “america”, the country—not the continent has come to a tragic end.

Answer : when rfi reporters suggest that… Pablo Gleason is their friend and that in France, journalists surrender the freedom of expression which, protects the right of journalists to reserve the identity of their sources.

MUSICAL GUEST : BILLY RAY CYRUS singing the VFW anthem “SOME GAVE ALL”

https ://www .fox4news .com /news /north-texas-soldier-among-two-service-members-killed-jordan-drone-strike

For the record : KEN PAXTON never served in the military and he (like PETE HEGHSET) despises women in uniform, and like a true Republican, KEN PAXTON loves the Bible and his country so much he took his alleged MISSTRES to England on July 4th.

https ://www .them .us /politics /ken-paxton-mistress-england-vacation 

In recent past (during the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION) according to the Associated Press,  “U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement considered [your] and your immediate family’s military service as a « significant mitigating factor » when making immigration decisions, such as removal from the country.”

Under the current NAZI-like regime of the Department of Homeland Security, President Biden’s directive has been scrapped and the Associated Press has it on good authority to relay that “military recruiters have been told that they “are not the proper authority” to “imply that Marine Corps [or any of the other military branches, for this matter] can secure immigration relief for applicants or their families.”

The best people and a bad hombre.

On Sunday, speaking at Joint Andrews Base, President Donald Trump told the Associated Press and other assorted reporters that he (that motherfucker) “felt very bad” but that Isabella is now out of the picture and that her family has now become fair-game for Tom Homan’s “agents”.

The “transactional son-of-a-bitch”, as Donald Trump minions call the President behind his back, offered some consolance to Isabella’s surviving family by saying that the next bombing from Uncle Sam to the Middle East will be dedicated to her, to that Hawaiian lieutenant [posthumously promoted to Captian] and to the other “dummies” who make up the latest batch of dead soldiers arriving to DOVER AIR FORCE BASE after giving it “their all” on account of a capricious war that was started by BENJAMIN NETANYAHU and AIPAC.

Sources close to the so-called “border cZar” relay that his inept posse of overweight agents will be wearing a body camera just to keep the “commie-loving” bleeding pusillanimous hearts of the Democratic Party in MAINE, MICHIGAN and of course MINNESOTA without forgeting that floosy Marie de France state (aka) MARYLAND happy.

Adding insult to injury, The President of Them United States in América, snickered to the Associated Press that Private Isabella’s “surviving benifits” will not be paid to her family on account that they will not be able to use the money inside of the CECOT in El Salvador.

How to dé•colon•iser france musique with the memory of Raphaël Moran³

³~. Vientos, Rafita! 🌬️ vientos.

Wasted Time

Current time in CET is 18h40 and in Paris the temperature is 41°C or,
(41 °C × 9/5) + 32 = 105,8 °F… sources close to Saint-Michel in northern France relay that the so-called heat dome will relent this weekend but confirm that the frogs in uniform will fucking hate the military parade of Bastille Day next month, —as the world turns.

We last saw, but did not interact with the préfecture de police’s favorite Latin American media asset, Raphaël Moran, as Öüï was exiting “la tardeada” de France Inter Paris (fip for listeners) at les Arènes during the RADIO solstice-es celebration to usher in la Fête de la musique, the noble savage ; per Christopher Domínguez Michael’s description of la Alliance française perfect balance, (as French people call them).

Any hoot, Véronique Sanson, if only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination 🪴

In local news, for some strange reason the CITY of PARIS changed the hours of one of the only AIR CONDITIONED libraries in all of France, let me write that again, In-All-Of-France, during record-breaking temperatures. La Canopée in question also houses a toddler space, which is a perfect complement for to all of the JEFFERY EPSTIEN ‘au-pairs’ living the Emily in Paris dream, but that is another story ; the context here mister mayor is that, “for what shall it profit a POLITICIAN, if he shall gain the CITY of PARIS, if his constituents burn their SOLES under 40°C temperatures?”

 

The following is a Public Service Announcement:

In Local News

Attention camp, the mediateque and library at Les Halles changed thier operating hours from 14h – 18h to 10h – 14h. Sources close to the Paris Tourism Board relay that the Paris Mediation Committee dictated that FRENCH LOGIC demands that operating hours be set for the relatively cooler morning hours rather than maintaining La Canopée open when those ‘au pairs’ need it the most.

Simonne que sí Rafis, of course que oui, heck Raf—mister and mistress Bloch ⚰️ Vidal would probably listen to your advice and give their trusted sources to Stephanie 🛂 Menou à Cité, as Évry French returning journalist from ultramar must (according to the advice given that you (sir) once gave to me³).

³~. Armando Segovia

Finally… I Used To Love Her but Eye had tequila

Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.

… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.

“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³

Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael

… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.

³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma

Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.

 

… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖

Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-09-juin-2026

La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮‍♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.

 

Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

 

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew …

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

Zapantera Rosa, protagonismo solidario y artistas del verbo hartar

Previously on, “Un aguacero, en venganza »

Issy-por-Eso a la izquierda latinoamericana le fue como le fue en L’Argentina, Chile, Honduras y con su chingada madre, también.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/27 /estados /retrocesos-en-al-por-incompetencia-de-la-izquierda-advierten-especialistas-en-encuentro-de-ezln

Of course, doña Lira Saade at La Jornada, of course que “el sur también existe,” but one has to be French like all of the Internacional en Trocadéro to participate. Take for instace doña Poni en la Maison de l’Amérique latine, puro “pago-en-especie“.

In local news …

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/28 /opinion /los-turistas-en-acapulco-elena-poniatowska

BB has left Saint-Tropez : even Simone de Beauvoir is captivated. “She goes barefoot, deliberately ignores sophisticated clothing, jewelry, perfumes, makeup, all artifice (…) She does what she pleases, and that is what disturbs,” writes the intellectual and leading figure of feminism.

https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Just remembering how “los solidarios” de México and other assorted Spanish-speaking nations tore thier huipiles or jerga hoodies off was a spectacle to see, most amusing was how they self-congratulated themselves after every event, o como dicen Los Amigos Invisibles en Venezula : a masturbation session.

Short story long… ¡Alerta.. Alerta que camina la espada de Bolívar por América Latina!

En conclusión, Georgina Moreno y, morena–francia en general, no es odio lo que siento por ustedes, “los puros”, “los dignos”, “los prestigiosos³”, los … “¡Uy_uy_uy!, pero sí, si siento lo que Brigitte Bardot sentia por la Fiesta Brava al recordar sus cátedras latinoaméricanas (las de ustedes no las de BB) en socialismo y masturbación”. Por cierto, Manuel Ulloa, lo mismo evocan tus sesiones de felación con don Sicilia en la Embajada de México en Longchamp y tambien en la Iglesia de La Madeleine.

³~. “Nos quiere desprestigiar“, recuerdo como me gritaba doña Alicia Leos afuera del hotel Le Meurice durante la visita de Enrique Peña Nieto, entonces presidente de la República Mexicana, —a Paris.

 

No KIDS were harmed in the making of this blog

Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫