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Never mind “la tour d’Eiffel”… here comes Trump’s octogon-shaped pankration

Francisco Franco smiles in hell, Hitler rejoices and, Mussolini is giddy with Stalin.

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“It’s like a jumping castle installed for a kid’s birthday party³”, but instead of children having fun, the octagon is for the entertainment of men-children and fascists-loving sycophants at The White House’s helicopter landing pad.

https ://thepeopleshouse .org /shop

It’s All Greek To Me

 

But first, it’s LOS BURROS de TROYA, or how the Greeks learned to love ‘the inception’ of going to WAR without a Greek in The Odyssey… narrated by Cayetana “viga de jirafa” Álvarez de Toledo with musical guest, Los Nazis de Kalten-porten Basiebachs 🎶🏌🏻🎶

Albania love their long-necked birds, Chileans hâte their long-NAKED searches.

 

Meanwhile in CHILE… take your clothes off, Young lady, that’s an order! In Mexico, pues en México El Instituto Mexicano del Sonido es una vil mentada de madre pare Rigo Tovar y todas las colegialas del mundo.

 

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🫏 “Shut-up you ugly fuck”, the democratically hip

« C’est vrai, (Stephen « Juif nazi » Miller), vous n’êtes pas du Texas », mais le connard infirme du manoir du gouverneur à Austin adore la façon dont vous pissez sur les cendres de votre tribu dans n’importe quel camp de concentration 🚞 🧬.

Ce n'est pas moi... Le Verseau porte l'Eau, mais Öüï a El Viento 🌬️ à sa faveur.

Ce n’est pas moi… Le Verseau porte l’Eau, mais Öüï a El Viento 🌬️ à sa faveur.

 

https://www.sacurrent.com/stephen-miller-calls-talarico-transgender-democratic-party-fires-back-shut-up-you-ugly-fk/​​

… next on Everybody loves Monty-rey.

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Look, up in the sky! It’s a cunt! It’s a prick! It’s Donald 🫡 Trump!!!

🎶 C’mon people now… Eye keeps tellin’ y’all that Öüï’s the most exciting work of art around any quadrant of the VIARMES couronne à Pinault next to that fucking pig’s foot.

… and Giuseppe Penone, who the Fuck are you? Eye really wanna know.

 

Put a smiley on your brother and all that jazz

https ://people .com /how-to-spot-the-crescent-moon-alongside-venus-and-jupiter

Go ahead Elena Poniatowska, paint a Virgin Lupe on that there smile ; you are going to like the way it feels : atte. El Chamuco.

 

… in local news, sources close to La Monnaie relay that the JR crew is playing the installation of JR’s air cave like a baseball game under the rain ☔ but now that Tlaloc went to fuck off elsewhere it’s Tecate Time at the so-called New Bridge which is older than Venus’ shrimp on her barbie ; get ready for Pentecost because May ain’t done yet. Maybe if Öüï’s lucky the jumping part of that fucking cavern will be blown, before the next cold front followed by a heatwave in Europe, which reminds Mí_Mic…

did Eye tells youse that Öüï is with Mel Brooks and Eye is with The Beatles, yet?

So yeah, mister Sir Michael Philip, Eye reckons that Öüï is going to step on any stone irregardless if Los Diablos Rojos de México signed their soul to yer’ merchandise ; by order of The Yellow Submarine.

Breaking in ROME : LEO is coming to Paname

Rhodo–THEN–Dron, or how Eye learned to love “Good Omens” on the “Slow Horses” beat, now get off of my bridge you fucking charlatan.

 

But first! Our thoughts and prayers are with Lorène de Sousbeille who remains trapped in the forefront of a GWAR-screen-THAT should not be and, as if that was not enough, there’s the warmongering of FABIEN NAMIAS who sidelined Sweet Caroline du Jardinage on BFM’er TV ; shame on Ewe NEMAIS (palomas), shame on you.

Later on this fucking SCROLL 📜 :

“Ni Maís Paloma”

aforismos mexicanos for your fcuking dictums

Hurry on up and move it on up, or how some foreman decided to leave the WASTE load en-un-andén before heading out for ⬇️ “l’Ascencion”… ♠️🃏 i’m the Real 🦇Batman, Vicky BASS ; not that cheap Chinese knock-off en Shanghai.

Happening right now at France Tú it’s “At The Risk of Sounding Like a Forensic Specialist”, l’anatomie d’un CHUTE.

J. Lamb :

ibid… it’s 4h20m somewhere in GUAM, USA.

— I’m no Alain Bauer, but I seem to reckon that Öüï’s been fucked by a bunch of hos wearing ZARA.

Take Mí to your Negus y te haré reina en un Jardín de Rosas 🏗️

¿Can you please use it in a sentence?

The Death of A Frenchman—Oh, sacré merde! Frenchie is dead… long live The Franchise.

Negus :

collinsdictionary .com /dictionary /english /negus

Don’t forget to bring a glove ⛺ 🃏

 

Nike’s nigga’s intenciones pardas regarding Donald “Negus” Trump’s “distraction” ballroom casts a big shadow over at Roland Garros’ vanity “spread” fair in France.

… intermission

If you have to pay bills to stay in the game, you are doing wrong.

 

We now return to JR, [h]artista francés en Francia just in time for the death of Frenchie… cualquier parecido entre el personaje  de Toper Capone of “The Boys” and JR is nothing but THE  SYNCHRONICITY, the whole ENCHILADA, and of course una MICHELADA en Tecate, —a huevo que sí, compa.

“Mon travail prend sens par rapport à l’endroit où l’on se place. C’est une question de regard, de positionnement.»

JR en Libération c. 05/07/2018

Las Tételas Rodantes : héroes del cinco de mayo

Something:

https ://www .militaryhistoryonline .com /Century19th /FrenchInMexico

Para 👅 lelos : Jäger for dummies. —

So if, and only if, Ewe start Mí up then you know Eye will never stop and, if there is one lesson to learn from that last Margarita during Spring Break of 1867 in México is that Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, is named after the difficulties that Napoleon III’s had in squeezing the most from his Jäger-meisters en territorio Apache, but most importantly for Juárez (the Mexican president at the time) for the weapons left behind by General Philip “tankie” Sheridan in TEXAS, for the “juaristas” to find… a charitable “Fast and Furious” version of Unitedstatesian gun-running program, some might say. —

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Jäger (infantry)… from German the word roots back to “hunter”, but upon the shame that that old devil ‘Mick’ and his hessians suffered in Mexicolandia, Mick used the devil’s favorite tool (confusion) and changed his title to Sir, first by dropping the “rock dots” from the letter ‘a’ and doubling the letter ‘g’, thus becoming a “peddler” or “carrier” of the BRITISH INVASION of 1960’s, as opposed to being a hunter hessian of the mid-1800’s… but not before taking a CUE from old tankie SHERIDAN and taking a General’s rank when, Eye quotes, “the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank”.

Something straight out of the 2nd French Empire and Springfield, USA.

All right stop! — Collaborate and listen.

https ://madmonarchist .blogspot .com /2011/06 /monarchist-profile-general-franz-graf : it was no great surprise when Archduke Maximilian of Austria, who had recently agreed to become Emperor of Mexico, chose Graf Thun-Hohenstein to be the commander of the Austrian forces he wished to take to Mexico with him as added security.

“The thing about this chapter is – the Tételas are a rock band that also has the capacity to do ballads, country music or dance music. So we don’t get stuck in one kind of style.”

Sir Michael Philip Jagger, speaking to some bloke named Owen Myers of the Brit news-peddler service The Guardian in New York… ibid below.

El Gran Mito del Huachicol Francés.

 

Moraleja, or the moral of the Cinco de Mayo celebration is of course, VIETNAM, the French Foreign Legion know this and so does FORT BENNING and those beret-wearing elitists under John Wayne and his “Mexican buddy” PEDRO ARMENDARIZ, because it’s one thing to conquer CANCER, and quite another to not see the light beyond CHEMOTHERAPY’s side effects.

y luego algo :

“We recovered 430 liters”: police warn about fuel thefts

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /prix-des-carburants /ils-ont-recupere-430-litres-les-gendarmes-alertent-sur-les-vols-de-carburant

Lorne Michaels walks into a bar…

Ewe fuckin’ serious? Eye practically invented Chevy Chase, i’m Sirius and youse knot… I’ve been around for a long, long year, even stole many a man’s soul and faith ; not to mention their HUACHICOL ⛽

Battle Hymn of l’Hallelujah… charge 💳

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-10-mai-2026 _FOREIGN 💋 TONGUES

Meanwhile, back at the bar, it’s a 6-3 ruling. Niggers be damned.

You dildos make me feel nostalgic for Joe Piscopo in the role of Soldier Boy.

Virginia USA… 2026 :

A Well Regulated Militia.

Commentary ; punto y coma if, and only if, the Supreme Court Of The United States overrules Virgina’s appeal on redistricting.

PiPoPe tatemado, courtesy of la Secretaria de Educación Pública.

 

… unless of course, Eugene Daniels thinks that it’s too soon to jump to conclusions.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jacqueline Alemany, “daughter of matriarchs” That’s My Story and John Lee Hooker’s stickin’ to it.

³~. Indeed, some might argue that Robert Downey Jr. invented the “blackface” back in 2008, but sources close to Las Tételas Rodantes relay that the majority of Zacapoaxtecos in 1862, were card-carrying collaborators of an exiled motley crue of Mexicans living in France know simply as, “Los Amigos de México en Francia. The bunch in Zacapoaxtla favored the French intervention and praised The Confederacy of the antebellum South in them United States. The Zacapoaxtecos were not, according to The Rolling Stones, heros of Cinco de Mayo ; not by a long shot, the heros of Cinco de Mayo were the misfits known simply as Los Tetelenses en Abundancia.

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Municipio_de_Tetela_de_Ocampo

Musical guest :

… as promised after X and Y : Z.

Uncle Billy and The “Collège de france” Band

Over at Lagrange’s farm, the physics don’t add up to the maths on those niños de Sheinbaum á la école… are Ewe tellin’ Mí that “Brown Sugar” comes now in sweet Saccharine flavor? Fucking Jäger and his rolling teteles, it figures… that nigger is getting up there in age, Öüï reckons that Mick could use the fake sugar now.

A tale of two spagnolas, Xeinbaum y por supuesto, Lola

El-oh, El-ey Lola…

Intersectionality with a Backtalker with lactose intolerance, —apparently.

 

No Such Thing as “We The People” anymore, Melissa Murray, at least not for the “modern reader”.

“Isa­bel Díaz Ayuso has praised the Malinches of the cap­ital, has exal­ted the con­quest, has vin­dic­ated Hernán Cortés and in her net­works she has writ­ten Mex­ico, with a “j” that seems sus­pi­ciously delib­er­ate. Shein­baum, her Mex­ican coun­ter­part, has replied to her by recon­ven­ing her to write México with a letter X.”

Pons, Lola. El País, 09-05-2026.

“Nothing Can Silence Me”

Xcaret invita y la jota es a voluntad… like a shameless rigging of the letter “J” in Donald Trump’s South, which just brought back Jim Crow.

 

Any 🦉 hoot back to la más norteña in no particular order, Jennifer Hermoso 🐅💃🏽⚽, followed by Julieta Venegas 🪗📓and “la baronesa” de Madrid 🧑🏼‍🩰 y la presidenta X de 🇲🇽-landia.

 

Ladies in Gemini : here’s Y… also known in Tijuana as Yvonne; people who know, know that Yvonne is the spitting image of Julieta Venegas but youse didn’t hear this from Mí.

 

… [I]t is inco­her­ent to praise the time of Hernán Cortés and not to use his graphic sys­tem; the most con­gru­ent thing with the admir­a­tion for the Span­ish cap­tain gen­eral that the pres­id­ent of the Com­munity of Mad­rid feels is to write the Náhuatl top­onym as it was writ­ten in the six­teenth cen­tury (Mex­ico, with x) and even sign Ysa­bel with y, as Queen Isa­bel the Cath­olic her­self ini­tialed her doc­u­ments, because although that use has long since ended, there are things that are never for­got­ten.

Pons, L., El País ; ibid.

And now, the conclussion of “The Jackie Alemany, She in? Show”, where former FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, said that she ain’t in, adding, “Ewe’ol need to start enjoying what you all voted for and leave Barry alone”.

Arch-type.

 

Deer Jacqueline Alemany, Holland March³ called… he wants his blue polyester top back and in return he will return your Belle Bottoms Bleus.

³~. Nice Guys (2016).

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