Oh, hey Hallie Jackson! — The distribution will not be televised

Hoy no hubo Jazz, but on Saturday, September 12, the world is going to see if Steve Bannon‘s Italian escapade is going to be returning dividends in Paname because there can only be one brand, unless Quanonino wears a yellow vest¹.

This machine kills...

This machine kills 🎩 C6395CCC-F5C2-4D0D-9A47-0B9D298C5E9B .:. This machine kills predatory presidents and other assorted fascists.  

And in Washington, The Crowned Prince of Saudi Arabia was cleared on all counts against his Name for the murder of a Washington Post reporter.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2020 /sep /07 /jamal-khashoggi-saudi-court-overturns-five-death-sentences

But FO’ist… let’s check the time with the Bradley’s in CET, and öüï have it on good Authority that in Paris, Mr. Bradley, it is not 6 o’clock (anymore):

That's Bullshit, Bradley!

That’s Bullshit, Bradley! .:. ADF99C1C-E125-40D2-B5FA-6C6D0D131E38 {therefore}


1. The Don’t Shoot The Messenger Post:
https ://paris-luttes .info /12-septembre-dans-la-rue-a-paname- 14259?lang=fr

For the record: Bradley Cooper…
Guess what time it is in London right now?

That's right, Bradley

That’s right, Bradley .:. It’s Mingus Time…

La dictadura perfecta vS. La Jornada del día de La Labor

Pobre Perú, tan lejos de los Estados Unidos, tan cerca del Equator… me cae a madre que sí, —cholita.

Spoken like a true morenista

Spoken like a true morenista ♟ 2FE0CFA5-03D0-4DDE-9175-7CBB970ACC26 🏄🏽‍♂️ …

“… [A]nd so D.A.R.E. was only one thing D.A.T. Eye could Do:

IT!, was ding a ding dong and RAMA lama ling LONG_ Yeah Buddy!


Have a nice day.

Caminito de la escuela — n°4: se cayó el Zoom, profe

Adventures in transliteration… deer, Cousin Joe:


Abejas maisiadas 🐝🌽 A402D462-EBD4-4AD3-9B97-E650BC9F66FA 🌀
—Leave the bees be and send the flowers to the compost bin.
Executive Landscaper:
— Mylady, what should I tell the people when they ask what happened to Jackie’s flowers?
Tell them that Dr. Van Halen is working on a better (synthetic) tomato and let them eat Pearl Jam.

Wanna know why in Espagnol, “Old Glory” is called  « Las barras y las estrellas » ? The Answer, —motherfucker— after the Compost Minute from what used to bee a pollination sector, but now, that space is nothing more than what appears to bee storefront shrubbery for another of the FLOTUS executive projects.

Excuse n° 5:
Big Brother wanted to watch the pilot episode of “Sparky and Shef ».


FALL 2020
PHIL 4516 (4 Cr. H.)
The Decline of Western Civilization
Mon-Sunday: 27/7/365*
Prof. Qirk Qunt Qulo (ph.d)
On Zoom

In Living Color

In Living Qolor 🏄🏽‍♂️767C2FE7-03AF-4495-A405-6C1B9D5C1C49 🏄🏿‍♀️ Now with Body Glove®️for all of that Imperial Nakedness that your Qompadre Qunt is going to display at the “Qonvention”.

* 366 during a leap year

Phil Rucker: Americans are stupid | Digresión on Deadline.

Indeed… it’s tailgate politics time now.

Back to you Rev., … oh, them pundits are soft!

[… if you haven’t been paying attention, Vaudeville didn’t excite the Clinton generation, what makes you think that virtual message is going to excite the ones that are going to give BARRON the throne*].

* and you can thank, Donnie Deutsch, aussi.

… DEER, Jeff, don’t be affraid of reading your notes on-the-air, it will probably make you look anal retentive, pero; no como un pinche HULEROOoooo! Hul-er-ohhhhh.

And, no, Purple Pundit… the answer is NO. We are not talking PORK BARRELL M1A1’s in Lima, O•hi•O; no Maam’ this “thootpaste” tube can only be unfucked if the USPS was preparing a surprise update before the X-MÁS rush.

Johnny Depp: hágale como “la hiena”

Hágale del verbo transitivo faire

Feel the Joy of Movement

Feel the Joy of Movement… have some prunes on the House .:. 02F0DEE3-8E35-4B7F-AB8D-DF754570339E 📯

Anyhow, Mrs. Robinson you might recall the mentioning of our inability to control the inherent inertia of a news cycle, sin embargo, the one thing that öüï do have a systematic control of —motherfucker— is of how the  elements of the story will bee plotted on the quilt or tapestry, depending on your frontier or latitude, so with that in mind Col. Joll, let’s ask the musical score department to dig up La Tequendama de Oro because Johnny Depp is preparing for the role of a lifetime* in Colombia… via Marruecos and Italy; in PanameVision, in•deed.

https ://elpais .com /internacional /2020-08-14 /el-vicepresidente-de-ee-uu-mike-pence-pide-el-fin-del-arresto-domiciliario-de-alvaro-uribe .html

Hi-Yo Silver?

Per your request… una de vaqueros .:. 27ED603B-DA04-4B86-ACD9-891748CC7A43 —_•!•_— Hi-Yo Silver? Asked the Lone Ranger… y ya todo Telemundo sabe cómo se las gasta el pinche Tonto, el indio responde:
Negativo, Cara Pálida, puro puto petróleo y oro.

But FOist… let’s play Catch-up with Baby Blue Cross and Mª Teresa Kumar… Baby Blue Cross, for those not under the red and white capsule, is the patron saint of Mexican soccer league team, “El Cruz Azul”, and for those not into sports, 2020 is the year of los cementerios… wait D.A.T.s knot write! Erase (con acento en la letra ‘eh’) que se borra and adjust for “cementero” in every ‘cementerio’… fire for effect!


TimeCheck: 23h in HST plus 12 to make it an even 11h in CET.

Absolutely, Avi

Absolutely, Avi .:. 7BF07BE7-4B20-4247-8A8E-4808957C2E10 🗺 Ask any Pole, Avi, Saint-Georges (French Guyana) is the VIStuLA Lagoon of Kaliningrad (Russian Federation between Lithuania and Poland) on CLEVELÂNDIA do Norte (Brasil), and as a result Avi Velshi, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization is moved into a “jump to conclussions” situation in Bucaramanga.  Belligerent militias south of the Panama Canal, Avi Velshi,  don’t just write themselves into 1554 pages of a Colombian Supreme Court’s investigation of prisoner n° 1,087,985^.

* Mario Moreno “Cantinflas”

El Acusado

“¡Un momento, más respeto porque yo no soy cualquier persona, — yo soy el acusado! ». 

^ Álvaro Uribe

Well… Eye be damned! Ancient Yndios present:

“Tus ojos mexiquenses tuyos”…

It’s an indeleble mark of La Conquista, and nothing, not even Moroni and The Seven Sisters who sent him down to populate the great State of Utah will ever be able to erase the trauma de la Santísima Inquisición en La Nueva España in the psyche of population that can check a Census ethnic box next to “la Raza”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wik i/Érase_una_vez

For the record, Alicia Menendez, “la Raza” is not a purity test, on the contrary, during it’s its first iteration, “la Raza” is mixture of different cultures from the North of Africa, the Middle East, and yes, even from a recently converted Kingdom of Spain, with one particular Hembra in the new conquered land, her name was La Chingada… or something like that.

Saving Mexico

Saving Mexico .:. B6A83730-8322-4D05-986C-8B5E17252CC8 ⚖️ If their precious blue-blood don’t get to experience lock-up for at lest the time that they served (six years), then this information is nothing more than an advertorial for John Mill Ackerman’s boss.

[S]piritually, we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] have it on good authority to relay for the Final Test, that the good people at El Santo Oficio transfigured the image of “La Chingada” into the icon of “La Lupita”, and the rest, —well the rest as They Say: it’s just another Ancient Aliens episode, starring our favorite non-political entity of them all: Professor John Mill Ackerman.

From the Book of Testament
according to the gospel of
Rodrigo y Gabriela.

En contexto: ¡Ehhhhhstamos TRAbajando!*

For those not reading this most non-consequential blog, you might recall that one of the first counter-programming tasks of the winners of both the Mexican and French Presidential Elections of 2012 focused on keeping an increasing number of exasperated Mexicans protesting in France to a minimum.

On the Mexican side the election was held in June, six months later, just in time to sing “Las Mañanitas a La Virgen” on December the 12th, the new president from the old party would be invested, however, in October (of course it was—it had to be) a newly–elected Enrique Peña Nieto broke with protocol while the Calderón administration was wrapping up the sacrosanct tradition set by the canon of “El Año de Hidalgo”… que chingue a su madre el (o la) que deje algo.

https ://www .oecd .org /mexico /mexico president-elect enrique pea nieto visit to the oecd .htm

[John Mill Ackerman “saves” Mexico]

* Adios Guayabera Mía

Hey, Leonardo DiCaprio… ’member D.A.T. time when?

But F.O.ist,!
“Aún hay más”:

Hold on, Woman

Hold on, woman… aún hay más .:. ED965AB7-68C6-4104-BC54-9686916403EE .:. and if you are a Jacobo Zabludovski (intern), you know what Raul Velasco did to Cepillin’s “Kid”.

Deer, Cousin Joe, please stop getting in the way of Mika’s call for cease-fire. You have been warned… fire-for-effect follows:

The band played as the Ship went down

The band played as the Ship went down .:. DB21568F-FC00-48A5-A2CD-BA26D4B24B4D

Back to you Leonardo… and don’t worry, Sir, we ain’t gonna fuck with the Three Caballeros right now, we’ll just focus on the motherfucking iceberg ahead.

And in Washington:

Hydro treated

In Washington, after setting the economic moat around Melania’s rose garden, Stephen Miller went ahead and treated the The White House up-lift (manita de gato) with imported Javel —from SHYNA!— and then, Stephen Miller (that po’misguided Jewish aid) cured the processed paint with chemlights®️; why just look at them White House columns behind the AP man with the inception emOji of the volcano smacked right on target on his fOken fOrehead, the blue is scientific proof that Stephen Miller’s Hydroxicloroquine compound is fighting the invasion of the They, in this particular frame, the Stephen Miller reactionary bubbles are fighting the threads of his racists origins… Synopsis: “Mein Kampf”  meetsAMERICAN HISTORY X”… if Ed Norton was Stephen Miller, off-course.

By the way: please bee advised that Hoy No Hubo Jazz en La Maison de l’Amérique latine at Blvd. Saint Germaine-des-Pres.



Adventures in Translation and interpretation — False Friends with Detective Héctor Belascoaran Shayne*

* Paco Ignacio Taibo II, capitán del Fondo de Cultura Económica.

¡Ahhh! R’za… Previously on, “Siren! Eye told you knot to fall for the « v » en “oir””, ¡pero noooo! You’re just gonna let your Trompas de Eustaquio feed your lying eyes, aren’t ya’! Neta, Paco, que por eso Tepito no puede tener good wholesome nursery rhymes.

A kind reminder

It’s subliminal [offcourse]. A kind reminder from the Foundation for Life .:. FA029C10-FB71-4802-8B1E-13BE5821F611 𓂑𓂒 Big or small it does not matter, before feeding time please bee sure to remove all transversal “accessories” from the teat cisterns of your mammary glands, because the only IRON going into “la cría” should be natural tasting and not the cheap aftermarket shavings from a smelter operation in Shanghai. 

Anyguey, don Paco, para ver “Gotas” por el canal de La Cultura en Chapultepec, el público bonito de /r/mexico (sin acento) lo invitan a usted y a “mother goose” a tomar asiento para disfrutar de su función, suya —of course— y del Pueblo Bueno, —también.