“Schindler’s List is not The Shoah”, and I am not a Chicano, bay-bee!

Over in Pennsylvania, George’s Méliès walks into an attic, hilarity ensues when “Gugusse and the Automaton” are watching the Dark Side of Pink Floyd.

In this section, Eye is going to head on over to Évry, where the S.L.A.M.³ there has nothing to do with “la Culture Rapide ” de Belleville, and a lot with Cine-Narco and a thing that “La India María” calls « la transTEXTualisación » de los pochos en El Chamizal, ese.

Los Super Capos (1998)

… pero sí, Marjolena Portier-Kaltenbach, if you want to learn who Ewe are, don’t read that—R.E.A.D. this because this is the “heavy-heavy” Narco sound.

 

³~. Synergies Langues Arts et Musique de l’université d’Evry-Saclay, vía Brigitte Gauthier, she runs the “réfugiés transmédia” of the S.C.R.I.P.T. there.

En fin, here’s tomorrow’s news NOW.

The Simpson-ification of Télématin… blame it on Harry.

“Don’t talk to Armando!”

Fucking hilarious 😂… pero sí, Streep can Dew anything 🌴 I Love L.A..

Grazia, that’s your name? Let me guess youse a Fish?

 

And, Denis Soula (you Somme ova bitch, Ewe) you know that Dr. Poisson got a laugh out of Meryl on that trip.

Don’t forget to wash that mouth, even if your thing is swallowing.

 

Pero sí, Charlotte Bibring, I’m SIRIUS and you ARE knot!

To the makers of music – all worlds_all times
.. Voy-ayer.

 

🍹 Jester-they… Ol’ my problems seemed light years away.

Out now the New Rutles Album, Jester-they on Fiona Apple

https ://www.polite🧐society.com /greed /human copyright /voyager-golden-record-40th-anniversary-timothy-ferris

Ann Druyan (wife of Sagan) said in 2015 :

“Yeah, that was one of those cases of having to see the tragedy of our planet. Here’s a chance to send a piece of music into the distant future and distant time, and to give it this kind of immortality, and they’re worried about money… according to Wikipedia© 

 

Two minutes, Turkish!

Two minutes, Turkish!

 

And another thing for those who practice l’orthodoxie de Bach on extended Pâques de a Kilo, Shalom and don’t forget to bring a towel.

Like A Rolling Stone

 

Breaking in Paris : Paradis-es Platypus-es Donnie’s upper lip

Manufactured Succession in Confidence

Context follows, but regardless of the brand, Donnie’s stiff lowered lip is not going to be looking too good to be branded.

Oh my god, Mika… youse not going to believe who number 4 is? But first it’s time to send a shout-out to Liverpool… and Cousin Joe, if you loved Day Tripper, your Alabama—Beatles-record-burning ass will love DAY DRINKER, because like I told francemusique matin :

… and like a good NENA—it’s never too early for a good Single 🏴‍☠️ Malt 🥃…

Enjoy Turks and Caicos

 

Fuck you mister president, Eye loves Katty Kay, and—mister Smith (you son of a bitch!)  fuck Susan Collins at your Semafor World Economy Orgie. How’s that for a pattern, let’s play hardball!

Mi me, [🫷🏼myself🫸🏼] and mime.

Deer Susana Poveda — stop being a cunt

Hoy no hubo Jazz (KIZS)

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-gildaa

Barba-ran — In Washington, President Donald “bone 🪖spurs” Trump cannot believe it’s butter 🧈 but Senator McCain from ARIZONA reassures that DRAFT-dodging-YELLOW BELLY that in War, when someone actually serves and does not hide (or shit his pants like Nugent did) there is a running risk that the service person might die or, s/he-them be turned into a POW/MIA.

 

i is too drunk to fuck, but level enough to
[ fill in the blanks ]

 

[ This Space for Rent… paid for Évry dancE ]

En fin Gilda, shut your pie hole, Évry body knows that Doctor Poisson is just a “gigolos” and Breakfast in America is just a complement for that there Super Tramp 💋 —kiss.

Later on the Bone Spurs Show : nosotros los Warthogs y ustedes los Thunderbolts, followed by Two BLACKHAWKS DOWN in Iran.

 

What Ewe gots for Mí?

C’mon., now don’t Ewe quit on Mí 

Politicians need to keep their distance, sin celery, The Space 🚀 Cowboy 🪶… and Jackie Alemany, Öüï, we, güi—D.A.T. dare is an Old Ironside, Leclerc de Hauteclocque would understand ; Donald Trump’s dad, that piece of shit never, never-EVER, ever.

Brasil, is it?

That’s kiss with a smack.

The importance of being Ace on a band called Kiss

If you know, you know…

 

I always thought that opera was just fat people shouting…

A small hand 🚽for Major Tom, a giant wipe 🧻 for The Space Cowboy.

 

https ://www .guitarplayer .com /guitarists /ace-frehley-kiss-1979-tom-snyder-interview

Alfie Salomon

Marfil y plomo

 

Gene 🐲, Paul ⭐, Ace 🌌 and, Peter 🐱 are playing a hand of poker on the way to The Dark Side of The Moon. Peter has a pair, Paul holds nothing but jack on account that Gene lays a STRAIGHT ; hilarity ensues when Ace is told that the spacecraft’s latrine is INOP and The Spaceman just says, “FLUSH madafaka, —flush.

I shit Jews not, Portier-Kaltenbach

Eye shits Ewe knot, ok?

The Chosen  People’s Bug

Gulf of Ormuz Forever — Money

https ://www .reuters .com /volkswagen-shift-production-missile-defense-one-factory-deal-with-israeli-2026-03-24/

This is taken straight out of Le Gorafi and transliterated by the good people at The Onion, but reciprocated by The New York Times degree on the Reuters bocho de una fusca Beetle in a kosher bomd factory for the masses.

Entonces, padre… hoy tampoco hubo SOPA at the kitchen, and aren’t the BRITS ironic 😼? That is what Charles de Gaulle used to say about them Peaky 🐴 Blinders.

In Paris, France… an Histoire d’Or (H♦️O) was found dead in some fucking sofa, or maybe it was a bed ; in any case, that Blonde is sitting next to Carlos Ray Norris at l’Eglise de Saint Merri in the gayest district of Paname.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

And, Alicia Menéndez… They time TV???

¡Ay, Chabela!

Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.

 

Al mirar tus lindos ojos y mirar tus lindas formas

https ://thecancunsun .com /spring-break-surges-in-cancun-with-1280-flights-over-the-weekend/

Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?

Yo me digo:

¡Ay, Chabela!

“A complete disrespect to the process”.

But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?

In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.

If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.

And now, the moment Ewe’ve all been waiting 4 ♠️

A Whole lotta Fuckery going On, and then there’s the Baseball angle inside of Nicolás Maduro’s jail cell in Manhattan.

It’s Time To Say Goodbye… Arepa 🫓 beats Marinara 🍝 Sauce… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

But seriously Volks, who da’Fuck is Nino Ferrer and who told that prick to go crazy with the cheese-whiz on them cornichons? But most importantly, what-with-all of Donald John Trump’s call-for-help in that fucking STRAIGHT  [1♠️, 2 ♠️, 3♠️, 4♠️]  in Iran, ain’t it a Bitch when your team goes beyond the call of Aaron Judge’s “ringraziamentos” to make an example out of Mexicans only to be relegated to the 3rd place in the tournament of beis⚾.

Trump Gestapo-wannabe chief Greg Bovino to retire, the “commander-at-large” leaves with the backbents of his Nazi-looking trench 🧥 coat between his legs.

The GWAR on ‘Tiques Report… A History of FAKE valor on The Trump beeping sound on MS NOW BC 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟… 🇨🇺

 

Park life… looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy with Blur in the Seine.

Ol’ the peep ol’ — so many peep ol’ 🩸

 

Sources close to Ithica relay that indeed, “goddamn right it’s a beautiful day » period! And if Ewe’s been paying Attention then you know that NOW is time to go back to Los Feliz where Griffith J. Griffith is off-course looking at the stars.

Hoy no hubo poli-ticks… only Italian Meatballs without a Country en Venecia Beach.

And, Katty Kay, is that deep green youse wearing the same shade like the one that Al Pacino wore on/in Serpico?