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Take Mí to your Negus y te haré reina en un Jardín de Rosas 🏗️

¿Can you please use it in a sentence?

The Death of A Frenchman—Oh, sacré merde! Frenchie is dead… long live The Franchise.

Negus :

collinsdictionary .com /dictionary /english /negus

Don’t forget to bring a glove ⛺ 🃏

 

Nike’s nigga’s intenciones pardas regarding Donald “Negus” Trump’s “distraction” ballroom casts a big shadow over at Roland Garros’ vanity “spread” fair in France.

… intermission

If you have to pay bills to stay in the game, you are doing wrong.

 

We now return to JR, [h]artista francés en Francia just in time for the death of Frenchie… cualquier parecido entre el personaje  de Toper Capone of “The Boys” and JR is nothing but THE  SYNCHRONICITY, the whole ENCHILADA, and of course una MICHELADA en Tecate, —a huevo que sí, compa.

“Mon travail prend sens par rapport à l’endroit où l’on se place. C’est une question de regard, de positionnement.»

JR en Libération c. 05/07/2018

Las Tételas Rodantes : héroes del cinco de mayo

Something:

https ://www .militaryhistoryonline .com /Century19th /FrenchInMexico

Para 👅 lelos : Jäger for dummies. —

So if, and only if, Ewe start Mí up then you know Eye will never stop and, if there is one lesson to learn from that last Margarita during Spring Break of 1867 in México is that Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, is named after the difficulties that Napoleon III’s had in squeezing the most from his Jäger-meisters en territorio Apache, but most importantly for Juárez (the Mexican president at the time) for the weapons left behind by General Philip “tankie” Sheridan in TEXAS, for the “juaristas” to find… a charitable “Fast and Furious” version of Unitedstatesian gun-running program, some might say. —

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Jäger (infantry)… from German the word roots back to “hunter”, but upon the shame that that old devil ‘Mick’ and his hessians suffered in Mexicolandia, Mick used the devil’s favorite tool (confusion) and changed his title to Sir, first by dropping the “rock dots” from the letter ‘a’ and doubling the letter ‘g’, thus becoming a “peddler” or “carrier” of the BRITISH INVASION of 1960’s, as opposed to being a hunter hessian of the mid-1800’s… but not before taking a CUE from old tankie SHERIDAN and taking a General’s rank when, Eye quotes, “the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank”.

Something straight out of the 2nd French Empire and Springfield, USA.

All right stop! — Collaborate and listen.

https ://madmonarchist .blogspot .com /2011/06 /monarchist-profile-general-franz-graf : it was no great surprise when Archduke Maximilian of Austria, who had recently agreed to become Emperor of Mexico, chose Graf Thun-Hohenstein to be the commander of the Austrian forces he wished to take to Mexico with him as added security.

“The thing about this chapter is – the Tételas are a rock band that also has the capacity to do ballads, country music or dance music. So we don’t get stuck in one kind of style.”

Sir Michael Philip Jagger, speaking to some bloke named Owen Myers of the Brit news-peddler service The Guardian in New York… ibid below.

El Gran Mito del Huachicol Francés.

 

Moraleja, or the moral of the Cinco de Mayo celebration is of course, VIETNAM, the French Foreign Legion know this and so does FORT BENNING and those beret-wearing elitists under John Wayne and his “Mexican buddy” PEDRO ARMENDARIZ, because it’s one thing to conquer CANCER, and quite another to not see the light beyond CHEMOTHERAPY’s side effects.

y luego algo :

“We recovered 430 liters”: police warn about fuel thefts

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /prix-des-carburants /ils-ont-recupere-430-litres-les-gendarmes-alertent-sur-les-vols-de-carburant

Lorne Michaels walks into a bar…

Ewe fuckin’ serious? Eye practically invented Chevy Chase, i’m Sirius and youse knot… I’ve been around for a long, long year, even stole many a man’s soul and faith ; not to mention their HUACHICOL ⛽

Battle Hymn of l’Hallelujah… charge 💳

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-10-mai-2026 _FOREIGN 💋 TONGUES

Meanwhile, back at the bar, it’s a 6-3 ruling. Niggers be damned.

You dildos make me feel nostalgic for Joe Piscopo in the role of Soldier Boy.

Virginia USA… 2026 :

A Well Regulated Militia.

Commentary ; punto y coma if, and only if, the Supreme Court Of The United States overrules Virgina’s appeal on redistricting.

PiPoPe tatemado, courtesy of la Secretaria de Educación Pública.

 

… unless of course, Eugene Daniels thinks that it’s too soon to jump to conclusions.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jacqueline Alemany, “daughter of matriarchs” That’s My Story and John Lee Hooker’s stickin’ to it.

³~. Indeed, some might argue that Robert Downey Jr. invented the “blackface” back in 2008, but sources close to Las Tételas Rodantes relay that the majority of Zacapoaxtecos in 1862, were card-carrying collaborators of an exiled motley crue of Mexicans living in France know simply as, “Los Amigos de México en Francia. The bunch in Zacapoaxtla favored the French intervention and praised The Confederacy of the antebellum South in them United States. The Zacapoaxtecos were not, according to The Rolling Stones, heros of Cinco de Mayo ; not by a long shot, the heros of Cinco de Mayo were the misfits known simply as Los Tetelenses en Abundancia.

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Municipio_de_Tetela_de_Ocampo

Musical guest :

… as promised after X and Y : Z.

Uncle Billy and The “Collège de france” Band

Over at Lagrange’s farm, the physics don’t add up to the maths on those niños de Sheinbaum á la école… are Ewe tellin’ Mí that “Brown Sugar” comes now in sweet Saccharine flavor? Fucking Jäger and his rolling teteles, it figures… that nigger is getting up there in age, Öüï reckons that Mick could use the fake sugar now.

A tale of two spagnolas, Xeinbaum y por supuesto, Lola

El-oh, El-ey Lola…

Intersectionality with a Backtalker with lactose intolerance, —apparently.

 

No Such Thing as “We The People” anymore, Melissa Murray, at least not for the “modern reader”.

“Isa­bel Díaz Ayuso has praised the Malinches of the cap­ital, has exal­ted the con­quest, has vin­dic­ated Hernán Cortés and in her net­works she has writ­ten Mex­ico, with a “j” that seems sus­pi­ciously delib­er­ate. Shein­baum, her Mex­ican coun­ter­part, has replied to her by recon­ven­ing her to write México with a letter X.”

Pons, Lola. El País, 09-05-2026.

“Nothing Can Silence Me”

Xcaret invita y la jota es a voluntad… like a shameless rigging of the letter “J” in Donald Trump’s South, which just brought back Jim Crow.

 

Any 🦉 hoot back to la más norteña in no particular order, Jennifer Hermoso 🐅💃🏽⚽, followed by Julieta Venegas 🪗📓and “la baronesa” de Madrid 🧑🏼‍🩰 y la presidenta X de 🇲🇽-landia.

 

Ladies in Gemini : here’s Y… also known in Tijuana as Yvonne; people who know, know that Yvonne is the spitting image of Julieta Venegas but youse didn’t hear this from Mí.

 

… [I]t is inco­her­ent to praise the time of Hernán Cortés and not to use his graphic sys­tem; the most con­gru­ent thing with the admir­a­tion for the Span­ish cap­tain gen­eral that the pres­id­ent of the Com­munity of Mad­rid feels is to write the Náhuatl top­onym as it was writ­ten in the six­teenth cen­tury (Mex­ico, with x) and even sign Ysa­bel with y, as Queen Isa­bel the Cath­olic her­self ini­tialed her doc­u­ments, because although that use has long since ended, there are things that are never for­got­ten.

Pons, L., El País ; ibid.

And now, the conclussion of “The Jackie Alemany, She in? Show”, where former FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, said that she ain’t in, adding, “Ewe’ol need to start enjoying what you all voted for and leave Barry alone”.

Arch-type.

 

Deer Jacqueline Alemany, Holland March³ called… he wants his blue polyester top back and in return he will return your Belle Bottoms Bleus.

³~. Nice Guys (2016).

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Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

And now MPkB, you know — The Rest of The Story

Now you know how many holes it takes to fill the Donald Trump Hall : III. CHARLES please.

Let It Be : Naked

But most importantly, Marjolena Kalten-porfis Jazz, now you know why Olson Johnson at the Rockridge Conseil d’Administration was adamant about not letting the San Patricio Regiment join the Rockridge crowd : fucking Joe Kennedy.

🇫🇷 Labor 🇫🇷 They on a Cinco 🇲🇽 de 🇲🇽 Mayo 🇲🇽 🇫🇷 weekend 🇫🇷

Los Invasores de Nuevo León… The Jazz Sessions

Why Be Good ? — Only The Good Die Young

“It’s the Summer of GEORGE”

Galactic Jazz Day… formally ‘International Jazz Day’.

The movie that was playing at the Pantages (theater) when shopworn Eunice Pringle assumed the role of a chaste colleen brutalized by A GREEK in heat was William A. Seiter’s “Why Be Good? … on her deathbed, Eunice confessed that it had been KENNEDY who had masterminded the frame-up [of The Great God Pan…tages].

Hollywood Babylon II, ibid.
Pp. 29/30

President Madonna pities the fool who is named Paul, five times. ¿Cinco Paul!? da’Fuck!!! —GARÇON! Seis Hail Mary on the rocks for the V.I.P. Booth.

 

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki George_(magazine)

Note to Washington :

Fuck the Clooney

Psy-Spy-Syp-Yps-Ysp

and to think General, that some, in that “polite society” crowd of 1998 thought that “Politics overlapped with Pop Culture in such a limited number of ways³”… who would have thought back then, in 1998 (of course, not 2015) that a fucking recently turned-French celebrity named GEORGE would give Don John the Presidency for the second time and the key to a wrecking ball, eh!

³~. “Poster Boy for Poster-Boy Behavior“. Spy. March 1998. pp. 30–38 via : www .reddit .com /r /JohnAndCarolyn /spy_magazine_march_1998

Over at the Pantages Theater…

Jimmy Hoffa and Fidel Castro are having a mojito at the Soprano on Hollywood and Vine, hilarity ensues when Joe P. Kennedy strolls by and sees Jack (his President son) crashed on the ground, 3-Doors-Down at the Pantages. Inside at the V.I.P. booth of the Soprano (on Hollywood and Vine) Joe Kennedy’s ‘nightmare fuel’ sparks when he sees Jackie (his daughter-in-law) sitting on the lap of a Greek immigrant.

And, Nicole Güalas… don’t sweat the technik

Entonces pues, Saba Vasefi, “It’s an old Arizona trick; but I… I have seen it used as far north as Montana,” and most recently during the Ancienne Régime de la Ve République de France under the watchful eye of Mr. Manuel Valls, (un gitano falso, ex-bufón de palacio³)

I too, know what it feels to be watched.

³~. Serrat, J.M., « Romance de Curro “El Palmo”.

Over at the POMONA theater on I-10 Blvd. (E-Holt Ave.) and the MILLS connection to Montclair Plaza, it’s another spin-off to the Western classic “Support Your Local Sherrif” followed by a knock-off version of “Support Your Local Gunfighter”

… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., Professor at Princeton and, spiritual advisor to the Washington on Deadline Show :

With A Ho Like, Ewe

The following intermission is dedicated to North Bergen, NJ ; and here is “Y”, because Öüï wants our number one non-reading district to capture Évry-motherfuking [actualización] of the post in progress, don’t miss a comma.

Thomas Jefferson : After we’re married – no matter how many kids we got – when I say we’re off to Australia… we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.

Sally Hemmings: What do I wanna go to Australia for?

Thomas Jefferson : Because that’s where your husband would be. And girls usually go where their husbands are.

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The previous lines come from our first feature film at the POMONA theater, and these are the lines in that script where the “Natural Spheres” give context to a space Öüï likes to call, The Twilight Zone.

Arm-ando a Maradona : from the hip, not the ribs

But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.

You don’t say.

FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.

also:

Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!

Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.

 

Good grief… The Tragically Hip

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.

 

Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?

 

Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.

Support your local warmonger

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To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz