Breaking Bat y Can — They All Speak Mexican

Flecha y dirección …

“And what if, like, all of the equipment is uh, in Mexican instead of English?”

Jesse Pinkmann

Coming up, Emmanuel Macron 🇨🇵 takes on the role of La Pasionaria 🇪🇸, “No Pasarán,” ¡Berlín 🇩🇪, Me cago en l’Ostia de Málaga 🌍 que no pasarán!

Ladies in Gemini, Sugar Ray is at Ringside

FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE… You’ll be brain dead, too.

Gutfeld got ran over by a reindeer.

Laura Ingraham is in The Belly of The Breast Beast Mattress SALE Event concession stand; D.A.R.E., you May Find the Best SHEETS.

Sheets only available in White.

Sugar Ray Leonard and Evander Holyfield star as “The Colored Girls”, Tú Tu Du —DO.

La Banda de Los Zodiaco will begin at { Ten to Six } read the NATIONAL Prayer: Santa Cassez.

 

Sheets only available in White… Louisiana Zydeco.

 

Take a walk on the Wild Side 🏌🏾

Page 96 and 97… if the shoe fits you get a Talent and Skills visa to France (2010)

Cue, Mí, in

 

Context for Blue Cowboys in Alésia (2010)

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone
The sun came out today

What are the odds that…
A). Denis Soula interprets this snapshot of an upside-down lábaro patrio, for a. Cliché about La Violence En Musique; DISPONIBLE – 780.51VIO
Niveau 3 – Musiques et documents parlés.
B). This is a Public Service Announcement.
C). Just another Ferris Bueller’s They’s Off.

https ://www .alamy .com /us-secretary-of-state-hillary-clinton-l-loses-her-shoe-as-she-is-welcomed-by-frances-president-nicolas-sarkozy-at-the-elysee-palace-in-parisjanuary-29-2010 -reutersphilippe -wojazer -reuters -tags-politics –images-of-the-day -image380408264 .html

Ok, being that this post in, is for the Benefit of Mr. Kites Morgan on the London Pier, we (los hacedores d’Este pinchurriento blog) take a look at what was happening in Paris, one year before, [to-the-date pile-poil] Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto landed at the CDG on a frigid January 29 morning of 2011, in case la maestra de la Universidad Autonoma de Sinaloa on the “Juanito Guanabacoa” Show begins to think that Öüï, that motherfucker, is an « espontáneo » cubriendo CENTERFIELD like Fogerty on Green River.

Kathy lick it convert er… like The Five, Eye is 11 years old and this is funny to Judge Pirro. Go ahead Judge Pirro, take Mí, to your chambers.


After the break, It’s Only Been 66 Years Out Of Like What, a couple a’fuckin’ millennia, Tiberius?

Paris, Texas — La Colonia Roma…
Amitié, o algo así… aquí o allá.

French Romans.

{and} Reverend Al… this is why Öüï is not invited to parties

Does anybody remember, “Mission Accomplished!” ?.

It’s kind’ah sort’ah like D.A.T. but wit, Eye might add (before, IT!, is outlawed) “The Audacity of Hope” en La France de Gall.

After THEE 7th inning stretch, Futuro Pelo meets Futuro Media en Rivoli.

{and} Rev. Mara, maybe Eye saw a twisted angle on that frame when attorney Crumb went on a riff and demanded to put FORTH the PROPOSITION, that Willie Geist can petition Bill Murray with P.R…. petition, Bill Murray, with P.R…. PETITION BILL MURRAY WITH P.R.

EWE CANNOT PETITION BILL MURRAY WITH PUBLIC RELATIONS. And here is why, newly ordained Deacon(esse) Gay, check it out:

Rock – Paper – Wood.
To really get the feel of Mister Petty, you have to play the video with the volume all the way up. To get your blood boiling, hear the kid scream in terror.

Because Eye believes that Doña María Hinojosa on the Jonathan Sunday Show¹  is not silly when she noted that The Administration had the chance “to go and hug Haitians” in Tijuana, instead, El Paso, Texas, was graced with Mme. Vice-president visit to University Drive ⛏️, period 🐰

And, Santísima Mara de Los Times, all that Eye is observing is that while all of our thoughts and prayers go to the Ukrainian resistance en Saint-Germain des_près, please be advised that Öüï is aware of them “editorial redlines” on The Reverend Al Sharpton Show.

When Ewe Wished upon a Star.

What a way to extinguish 🧯 a parallel! GawDDamned. Mi is most certainly impressed and must note that that Mehdi Hasan on the All-In Show before The Rachel Maddow Show is on to something bringing out the Censorship of Quadratic Equations in Texas. Eye mean look again, Mara Gay, the good Reverend Al extinguished a parallel between what continues to happen in America when x = black, and all the power is on Police Unions.

What’s wrong, Mara Gay, with the riff that Attorney Crumb was juxtaposing when he borrowed any given Ukrainian and placing s/he, in the front-leaning position under the weight of an American police officer and a bullet to the back of his {or} her memory pack?

¹.~ https ://www .msnbc .com /the-sunday-show /watch /democrats-are-having-second-thoughts-about-president-biden-ending-title-42-137903173588

French C[o]unts agree on this one… Now get off of my guacamole 🥑

From The Farmers Almanac:

For the best buds of Junebug, your weed should be pollenized, NOW!

Support your local growers.

Dear, Denis Soula … FYI:

Séquence:
18:55 | 19:56
89 | 90
That’s Two Pairs right there… According to Hoyle

Please relay to your web dev’Monkees that the old ‘titres diffusée’ allowed for a Specific timeframe to search for JOSÉ ALFREDO JIMÉNEZ.

FIP . fr’s “updated playtracks*” SUCK!!!

Go ahead, check the sequence in THREE Days and tell, Mi, how much fun it was wasting those additional (50) scrolls to get to the bottom of The Black See!

Our pledge at asegovia3 is to bring you only FACT CHECKED information from “the experts” {and} Öüï begins in Los Angeles, California, because that is where this trip³ (towards 2030) started.

Maldito José Alfredo… ya me hiciste chillar.

Experts : les États-Unis pourraient chercher des avocats au-delà du Mexique

³. However unbeknowst to US, at the time…
https ://cryptofireside .com /welcome-to-2030you-will-own-nothing-have-no-privacy-and-life-has-never-been-crueler– 3ff87dc129c

https ://www .latimes .com /espanol /eeuu /articulo /2022-02-17 /expertos-eeuu-podria-buscar-aguacates-mas-alla-de-mexico 

WELCOME, to Breakfast in America.

{and} ZEPPELIN GOES HERE: Ten Jeers GoneKeep on rocking on la rue de San MEMO 75006 … in case anyone is wondering what the initials I.H.E.A.L. stand for, Eye tells Ewe, it is KNOT for “ESTUDIOS SUPERIORES” en Francés, and Professor Leo Orellana at the LAtin AMerican House on Saint-Germain des Près will probably agree with little ‘ol me, Armando Segovia, when Eye tells Ewe that IHEAL stands for CUBANOS POSTIZOS {not} I heal… SANA SANA colita de rana¹.

¹.~ It’s what the oligarchs in MEXICO tell their little princes and princesses when they (for whatever reason) get a boo-boo, which is what LOUISIANA natives say to their ‘chirrin’ when they scrape their knees or manage to injure themselves in a not-so harmful way. The Mexicans across the street from the IHEAL can explain this one to the Fifi BoBos at Jack Dorsey’s Parisian hang-out.

And, GO’ill de Niza, as you search for them huevos, please be advised that Öüï did warn that guy spinnin’ Jazz on your freq’s right between the hopelessly GüannaBee punk rockers at RFPP (París) and the Fifi BoBos at Jazzafip, D.A.T. on this sábado de GLORIA, “les Pâques »… son de a KILO.

https ://www.marianne .net /societe /education /cetait-flippant-des-militants-dextreme-droite-interviennent-pour-lever-le-blocus-de-sciences-po-a-paris


Ladies in Gemini, the age Old question has been answered, Jesus Christ is a funky chicken, knot a ‘fuckin” chic(Ken) but a Funky Chicken 🍗.

From the Urban Dictionary pages:

Maldito

Spanish for damn (used as an adjective. Not to just say “damn”). Can also be maldita for feminine nouns.

Si crees eso, eres un maldito idiota.
If you believe that, you’re a damn fool.

by PaQueSepas April 2, 2019

Dear, WASP and other assorted shades of Americans³

Ladies in Gemini, ASEGOVIA3 is proud to present to you a CLEAR and PRESENT BACKGROUND, in case anybody is wondering what The UCRAINE, in Ucrania of course, has to do with what happens in MEXICO, and as all EWEs know already, this motherfucking blog is about the things that happen in MEXICO, via las afueras de La Bendita Sorbonne y Science[s]Po.

In local news, Hoy No Hubo Jazz… some bum is gettin’ all nostalgic en “L’oscure²” with the Charbonne.

Anuncio:

Is that a Topo Chico next to that Ale? Or is that cupcake just asking for, IT!?

².~ Ahour apologies for mispelling your name, Pedro Panacea,
o como dice, Gignac en Monterrey:
Pierre Lescure.

³.~ Especially the ‘kind’ with an Opuntia cacti pad on the forehead.

Unlike Poker this is a game of chance… ask Rachel Maddow, she’s the msnbc TOLUCA-PEMEX connection on the Give Up You Nuke technology program from the PENTAGONE.
;;;
In the mean time, EUROPE, don’t be such a WUSS, cut that RUSSIAN oil supply. Show some backbone you Coq Suckers, Ewes.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexico-suspends-subsidy-gasoline-border-region-with-us- 2022-04-02/?utm_source=reddit.com

Remember, “the alamo“?
or was it,
América, love it or leave it!“???

{and} Mr. NATO Secretary, nevermind the GALL of those “frontier” PATRIOTS crossing into México in order to mitigate the FUEL crisis.

NOVA

Stupid Americans, what they don’t KNOW is that what they save in that FULL GALLON of Unleaded, they spend in EUROS because in México, “los litros no son de a litro”. Look it up, or ask those “local” EL DIARIO de JuárezNew York Times vetted-reporters guides, they know all the “CLAVES”.

 

 

And, Kelly Covachita… En Once TV, “Pobres de Los Niños”

Breaking NEWS:

Disclaimer: Esto es un Simulacro de Tensión con “los enanitos verdes”…

https ://old .reddit .com /r /ThatsInsane/comments /td7ocf /ukraine_releases_edited_video_of_mock_attack_on/PARIS

LE BRANLY HAS LEFT THE QUAI… Palace de Justice à Saint–Ouen is Shattered.

The Mexican Army just bombed PANAME.

So, Kelly, the Putinescos are pulling a BORDERLINE NARRATIVE… coincidentally, this post is sponsored by El Jabón del Perro Agradecido y La GASOLINERIA de elDorado del Segundo Barrio, casi esquina con Concordia y las dunas del Poleo.

Fandanguillo de Turina.

And, Kelly CobiElla, (sorry about mispelling your name) anyhow, this is not a theme and any of THEE events described on this blog, even the one’s from that Old West Texas Town of El Paso, Ciudad Juárez and, Yavoriv — are entirely based on the Fictional Characters of the Original “South Park”, ese, called “El Chamizal”

En proceso n° 2367:

Our Gang — The Little Rascals… producto de El “Bienestar” de Ándres Manuel López Habra-Door.

Well, you’ve HO’id about “Alfalfa »… It’s Knot one of THOSE, this here is ‘Our Gang’ in Chiapas, and that’s PASTOJO in Bleu.

https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /nacional /2022/03/11 /amlo-admite-que-escribio-comunicado-a-parlamento-europeo-no-pueden-faltarnos-al-respeto/

https ://www .wordreference .com /enfr /bleat

The following text was transliterated from BLEAT, which of course as Évry body knows is the sound that sheeps and goats make, —in English. For the Spanish TRANSLITERATION of this most important BÊLEMENT to the MEXICAN president just add an “ES” at the end of the BALIDO, as so: BLEATes.

“(¿Usted redactó este texto?) 
, en el viaje (a Chiapas). Con Jesús y otros compañeros”, 
reconoció AMLO.

https ://www .wordreference .com /es /translation .asp ?tranword =BALAR

Copia y Pasta³:
THE BIG PREMIERE, de gauche à droite, George ‘Spanky’ McFarland, Darla Hood, Robert Blake, (présenté comme Mickey Gubitosi), Shirley Coates, Carl ‘Alfalfa’ Switzer, 1940.

³.~ https ://fr .alrm .pt /here-s-what-happened-kids-from-little-rascals -2020

MALOnna squeezes lunches from the little indian kids, from whom THAT MOTHERFUCKER drew the INSPIRATION to write his « Sheeple » manifesto to Strasbourg.

Hoy no hubo noticias — Snap your fingers

https ://www .thepigsite .com /news/2014/04 /
mexico-hog-markets

“Historically during this season (Catholic Holy season) the slaughter price dropped between 20 to 25 per cent compared with December due the consumption reduction.”

THE PIG SITE 

El pedo de los porros en Banderilla_Veracruz

{and} Of course Why ask Why with Yon from la Liga MX:

A DNF formula is in full disjunctive normal form if each of its variables appears exactly once in every conjunction.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Disjunctive_normal_form

Economics 26:15 Inflation at “potters field“.
Instructor: Matthew Zacarías

Por 300 pesos, empresa de seguridad contrató improvisados para el Querétaro vs Atlas

This course takes on the mystery of how much are Thee 30 silver coins used by Judas Iscariot to purchase “Potters Field”, in today’s MEXICAN PESOS.

The Problem with Yon, a new variant of that Juan.

Commitment to Excellence… CORTÉS-Y-A de MILENIO Diario.

https ://www .milenio .com /deportes /futbol /yon-luisa-presidente-fmf-condena-rina-estadio-corregidora

KNOT to be outdone by the irony of a period turned into a DISJUNCTIVE latin “i”, the PRESIDENT of Mexican soccer returns from his “Pied de Cochon-Place Vendôme promenadeing afternoon brunch-eating » to see what in the Whole Wide World of Sports is happening in the pork slaughterhouse capital of the world, Querétaro.

Intermedio con Rickie Lee Jones… and Mongo Santamaría’s Shirt in COOPERSTOWN!!!

Houston (STREET) Öüï has a problem; get your basic maths Paraphernalia ready.

https ://www .ctvnews .ca /canada 
/a-third-of-students-think-holocaust-exaggerated
-or-fabricated
-study -1.5753990

And, Eye, quotes from page 17 of the little essay below the quotes:

An example illustrates the situation well: it is the theory of faisceaux (sheafs). It shows that this relation to abstraction depends on each mathematician, on the professional choices s/he makes, and on the use s/he has of the objects in question…

« A implique B » … page 9, “Faire des Mathématiques” [CNRS de Vive Voix].

Logic plays a mathematical role, por ejemplo, in Dixie Fried Politics. Take Imani Perry, who just took Eddie Gloude’s segment by explaining the classic problem,

DeXtroMéthorphane… In large quantities you may hallucinate…

‘an elite Virginian leaves Mecklenburg County in South Carolina at 3 pm on Friday to vote on legislation for the cotton-pickin’ pickers industry, which is to be voted the following Monday at 8 am in Washington, D.C.’

Logic dictates that,  “A”, the gentleman from Virginia would promote having the center of power near his town, and “B” keep the cotton pickers from voting, of course.

With D.A.T. in mind, Öüï continues with the basic maths Paraphernalia of page 17 (Abstraction)

 

[A] bundle is an object used in topology, this branch of mathematics deals with the notion of continuity, voisinage (proximity) or limit…

 

https ://globalvoices .org /2022/01/25 /georgian-pmgifted-his-wife-part-of-a-state-owned-forest/

Keep the shirt, drop the stinky Socks.

But FO’ist! Elise is the best lookin’ Tammy Faye Baker for my cup of joe.
— Lemire, however, has got to go; he’s no Jimmy Stewart.

https ://www .hopitalpourenfants .com /infos-sante /pathologies-et-maladies /ces-ados-qui-abusent-des-medicaments-contre-la-toux

All That Rage because of The Rag time… Sponsored by Vania™️, period!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jimmy_Swaggart

With fake télÉvangelists out of the güey, Öüï now continues with:

basic maths Paraphernalia of page 17 (Abstraction)

 

…[T]he definition of a bundle is of an « ensemblistic³ » nature, which is not surprising since, at the beginning, the main notions of topology are ensemblistic: the openings, sub-sets which define the topology, or their complements, the closures, must satisfy a certain number of axioms. Thus, the definition of a topology is ensamblistic

³.~ LEICA gerund, —pues.

Fire to adjust ; fire—FIRE-H.E.A.T… and all that JAZZ!!!

Quai d’Orleans, PARIS CENTRE _ In a blatant disregard to https ://www .actualidadliteratura .com /fondo-y-forma-en-literatura-lo-que-decimos-y-como-lo-decimos/ Rickie just settled for a concrete LEICA™ lawnmower and a parking lot space at Le parvis de Le Roi Merlin.

Or Something Like That… Eye is done with Castor, AMA

“They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot,” blame it on Joni Mitchell.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /AMA

And if youse got the last LEICA™ joke… then you must know what this symbol  , on PAGE 17 means :

[L]‘utilité de la notion de faisceau apparaît dans des situations mathématiques tout à fait concrètes où les objets ne sont pas globalement définis

https ://www .the guardian .com /world /2022 /jan /26 /ukraine-and-russia-to-hold-paris-talks-in-latest-effort-to-ease-tensions

Via: Reddit.Com/r/DadJokes

In CONCLUSION (page 17 18):

One can think of an object in pieces that comes with an instruction manual that explains how to put the pieces back together. A beam would be an object that we cannot, for very good reasons, put together
(jump to page 18)

_raisons, décrire par sa totalité, mais que par ses morceaux.

 

And, Cousin Joe… “Happiness is a warm 120mm smooth bore MBT Gun »

Put it on a bumper sticker: Ian Brzezinski is of course?

La “bagnera” del Palacio de La Descubierta… O Algo ansina, para sus Mercedes… Enter through the Torture Shop… Sponsored by the ILLEGITIMATE brother³ of German Blitzkrieg Stickers: FARFEGNUGEN!

³.~ AUDI Murphy.

https ://www .eonline .com /news /1314186 /wheel-of-fortune-receives-backlash-after-contestant-loses-a-car-on-a-technicality

C’mon, Cousin Joe, your cuñado is of course…?
That’s right, Scarborough, Ian is of course, a fag.
The answer is always, — check your local listings, and…
and of course, ask your USUAL SUSPECTS.

No insistas Susana… Mi corazón es de May Ball knot El de Petra Garza Benavides; puro Ham & Eggs!!!

Even fip* is in on this one, WITT Natalio Reyes Colás!
y
El Mariachi de Tecalitlán
followed by Three Cool Cats
doing a cover of REVOLVER

“… en Tamaulipas nacido
en Río Bravo crecido » —!— Natalio Reyes Colás (Nat King Cole)
¨:¨ 13h36 CET
Las mañanitas (with mariachis)
ALBUM : Cole Español (1958)
LABEL : CAPITOL — REPO MAN

BUT WAIT!!!
You WANT CAR TUNES? — YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE CAR TUNES…
CAR MEN, but if Ewe insists let Mí see about HI-JACKING Two Senators over The Cookoo’s Nest. And Mika, Eye Swears D.A.T., IT!, is not making this Shit Up… Öüï is not French, ∴ Öüï know knot how to prepare ONION SOUP.

Eugene Robinson torea con UN chivo on msnbc

La Chèvre, with Depardieu as “El Chivo” and Vladimir Putin as PIERRE RICHARD is now in theaters.

Ian con El Bajo Sexto… It’s a TROU doppelganger! Ewe fuckheads at msnbc think that Eye is making this up!… behold, fuckers: