Los Vikingos del Norte — Track V

La Marsellesa, versión: Vikingos.

— Por aquellas últimas décadas del Siglo IX la ciudad de París aún no era la manoseada…

Contexto para menonitas—a seguir… Uso Justo de Televisa y Bernie Gómez!

CUT!!! God dang it, Will Farrell! It’s “La Más Deseada,” not “la manoseada”… and for the Last Time, use your “acento gringo,” for this fucking movie, ¡papá! Take Five! ACTION!

… pour aqueyias últimas dékadas del Siglou Nuhgueve ( antes del “Bebé HeyZuz”) la Sí–huDad de Paríz aún no’era “La Más Deseada,” de loüs aspirantes a majestrías y doctorhados del CoNaCyT.

[Enter Diego Luna]

Apophenia and the Historicity in the Metonym of a viking war vessel as digressed from  Diego’s Shadow. If you see a dragon, or dreki you’d be as mistaken as all of the sagas that refer to viking war vessels as drakkar(s), [Lebecq, pg. 57]. The correct interpretation of Diego’s shadow is as simple as knowing how to recognize a  fake plant —you know: a prop! And as to the agreed terminology for a viking long vessel it is: langskip, skiper; if it involves a warship, then the term to use is: snekkja, ibid.

— Así es Armando, por aquellos días “la hermana República del Yucatán” todavía era una Selva Virgen, y París simplemente un punto medio entre los ríos de La Sena, La Yonne y el Marne, y por eso, un importante puerto rivereño en donde el pan viejo del Shérif Otto era el único que crujía —antes de que lo remojaran (al pan viejo, no al viejo Otto)— aunque eso si, siempre y cuando alguno de los nietos de don Carlos Magno no estuviera haciendo su mis-en-scene en la Île de la Cité.

[Enter Gael García Bernal]

ibid…

Así es Diego, y por aquellos días de noviembre, pero del año 885 de nuestra Era Común, el Shérif que más se la rifó en contra de los vikingos Sigfried, Rollo, y dice Hollywood que hasta el mismísimo “Culottés Guangos” o “Shaggy Breeches” mejor conocido como Kirk Douglas, alias RANGAR LODBROK; autor intelectual del Sitio de Paris, que llevaría a su carnal Rollo a convertirse en el Shérif de Normandía, fue nada menos y nada más que el legendario Shérif de Eudes.

[Shift to Armando Álvarez]

Así es, Mouzart Trropical, tienes toda la razón pero no te adelantes como el Río Yonne, mira Gael, mejor toma asiento porque PRImero se te vino La Casa de “Ese Padre”, el Rey: Carlos “El Pelón”… quien dirigió a los bandoleros de Rangar Lodbrok a que fueran a darles lata a los ancestros del Hombre más guapo de San Diego, California: Ron BURGANDY… O algo así.

… More context follows, this is just the trailer, Gary.


Los retazos de inspiración: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=OLKZOxQua6I

Pantelion Films & Gary Sanchez Productions… del Catálogo de Televisa (WATCH OUT, Sarah Silverman! Don’t be a willing victim). Casa de Mi Padre, starring, Armando Álvarez, as Will Farrell.
Vía: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1702425/videoplayer/vi1267376409?ref_=vi_prev_btn

Hey, Sarah…

You make them pair of glasses, and L.A. look really swell.

Sarah has a case of digital Stigmata. —_—. According to Sarah Silverman, and not counting Larry David, —and Jesus— Jewish people account for only, “1/5th of 1% of the entire world population.” However, in a totally and unrelated statistical figure, women also account for at least 80% of stigmatics [3].

This BTW is an intermission before the next Vikings in Paris episode.

P.S. You are really really really really edging into moving to that spot that my favorite jew currently occupies.

… and you know it! Yes indeed, this is another case of a Fair Use of Media before the FCC sits down to take “your” Internet away. •—¡—• Sources follow.

besos.


Sources:

3.

… When we [the staff] return, we review the case of the Anabaptist offshoot in northern Mexico, Chihuahua!

Los Vikingos, 3ª parte — Orson y sus Lindas Menonitas, bonitas.


“¡Qué bonito es Chihuahua¡”…

🎶 No soy Abraham, ni Píter, ni Jacobo… so, Take Only What You NeedFrom Me. —_—.  Context follows.

 La Seine et l’Yonne…

… TimeStamp: 04h20 CET (It’s WEEKEND EDITION).


Managed Sources:

“We were fated to pretend,” and all because of the MGMT.

MGMT: Kids. Vía: https ://youtube .com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

Oríllese a la orilla — Larry David, pt. ii

November 14, 2017

Upon careful consideration after evaluating Larry David’s, season 9; episode 7, (Namaste) of “Oríllese a la orilla”, which is the loudspeaker command that comes out of a Mexican police vehicle just before a driver is given the option to pay a bribe for an infraction and get back on their merry way or, pay a fine after the vehicle is impounded (which implies another fee to get it back) and/or the confiscation of a drivers license, which will require standing in long lines during opening business hours to recuperate the dang-on thing;  hence the translation in Mexican Spanish (particularly the Chilango variety) for the phrase: Curb Your Enthusiasm, to announce that asegovia3 is not going to be getting (for the time being) on the Larry David (taboo) liberation of The Holocaust rabbit hole. Thank You, and have a nice day… or as hot yoga instructors say: Namaste.

All Hail.

We [the staff] arrived to this conclusion after seeing the main character, “Larry David” doubling down on The Shoah comedic references delivered through an HVAC/AC repairman (Will Sasso—MADTV) while comparing the elements of heating and air conditioning to children destined to the Siemens furnaces: which one is your favorite (and keep) and which one would you be willing to send to the ovens?… Mr. David words, more or less—not ours.

Shine on, you crazy Heb… Uta Madre! We meant to write, “Shine on you Crazy Diamond”, not you ‘crazy Heb’.

… here’s your Bernie Badge back, you fucking loon. Momo sends his regards.

We [the staff] are still committed, however, on digressing to the Michelin Guide, please stand by, because we need to Frequency Hop 65 million years back in time —para poder preparar el nixtamal necesario para la siguiente entrada.


Aguanta Corazón, que ahorita regreso.

Oríllese a la orilla—sin subtitulos.

El César de aparador, cortesía HBO: https :// youtube .com/watch?v=1iUAvZgbl1o

“Oríllese a la orilla”, temporada 9, episodio 7, vía IMdB: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt6618290/?ref_=m_ttep_ep_ep7

Episode X: Madame de Pompadour et Poisson, et Louie XV, et Diderot et. al…

Good Evening [X marks the spot] it’s 21h00 in CET and today is Thursday, October 19th of 2017.

Earlier today, at 1100 hrs. in Central Europe Time to be precise, Catalunya, Cataluña, or Catalonia received a special delivery order from the “Chef” at “Casade La Moncloa in Madrid [1], but before we [the staff] review the menu items included in that historic “bandeja de tortillas a la madrileña,” y esos “churros fritos con aceite vegetal,” we’d like to say thanks to Wikipedia [2] and suggest that if you’ve already donated to the pre-apocalyptic emergency of your choice that arrived courtesy of mother nature, —or a man made fire or war— please don’t forget to drop a coin in the wiki bucket… BECAUSE ALL YOU FUCKERS KNOW that the first place that you visited to get started on your Mémoire or your Post-Graduate Thesis, was a wiki post.

—¡—

Ladies and gentleman, we now return to our series:

In Search of Diderot, episode TEN [3].

I could not believe it when i first saw the historical marker drawn on a bakery front (where else!?) located mid-point between “le periph,” and Tenon Hospital (75020 along Gambetta) where according to a lady-friend [of the staff] a special unit that is dedicated to treat veneral diseases is housed.

[photo follows]

Ahora bien, queridos lectores que nunca nos leen, antes de que no nos sigan leyendo, es necesario advertirles que el contenido que a continuación va a seguir, en este su pinchurriento blog, se postea sin animo de ofender a ese fragíl ego que tenemos TODOS los mexicanos, incluyendo el de Chavela Vargas (q.e.p.d.), el de Elena Poniatowska y hasta el de Sasha Montenegro a lo mejor… pero sí—don Mario, quiero que sepa que los pinches franceses, tambíen inventaron a “Cantinflas”.

y por supuesto, Chato, que para que la hipótesis de los renglones de arriba se pueda decifrar tendría usted que entender [querido lector@ que nunca nos lee] de que Hollywood tuvo que meter su cuchara en ese guión de Jules Verne para poder catapultar a don Mario en ese ámbito internacional en dónde los “GrabielesFigueroa,  las “Lolas” Del Río, y los “Pete’s” Armendáriz flotaban por aquella estratósfera casí–casí como codeándose [mientras duraba el rodaje de las películas] con las “estrellas” en el  Sunset Boulevard (90069).

German Genaro Cipriano context follows, but first:

It’s Pledge Season Time:

ISSY… doña Pompadour fue hasta de Pancho el carnicero también; context a suivre…

… TimeStamp: 21h00 à la porte de Versailles.

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1. Special take-out delivery from Chez La Moncloa: https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2017-10-19/spanish-government-to-proceed-with-suspending-catalan-autonomy-j8y73fog

Pinche Charlie…

2. La Madame generosa, vía Luis XV: https ://fr .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Madame_de_Pompadour

Context follows…

3. Did you know that it was the French who actually went ahead and invented The Encyclopedia Britannica?: http://m.eltiempo.com/archivo/documento/CMS-13143767

Tocqueville, Diderot, et Mme. Pompadour de los Poisson —are OK in our Book… Vive La France!

4. Nº 2141; page 4: http ://kiosque .cnewsmatin .fr /Kiosque .aspx?edition =NEP&date=20171019

X… Ladies and Gentleman: The King:

Anexo a la 8ª de Diderot

Monday October 16th, 2017

1. La Galería #22.

y porque La Galería de El Mañanero tiene patrocinador, el próximo viernes Brozo se va ir a chingar a veinte ¡a caray! perdón, perdón—se nos cruzaron los pulgares— y a lo mejor por eso se nos enchuecó el sintagma nominal del calendario, déjeme, licenciado, enderezar el boletín para que el anuncio se entienda mejor: … y porque La Galería de El Mañanero tiene patrocinador, el próximo viernes Brozo se va a chingar el día veinte. “Ria—TaTa–prau–prau.  —__—  De cualquier manera, licenciado, sirva este recorte de La Galería #22 como relleno para el próximo viernes, 20 de octubre cuando asté marchantito, agarre ese viernes como puente.  —_—  En el cuadro, el minuto 52 con 41 segundos del segmento de la programación de La Galería #22 del pasado viernes 13 de octubre cuando, el licenciado Brozo, pide que por favor “le den Champagne.”  —¡—   Vía: https ://m .youtube .com /watch?v= Y12YGh9n3Mc

2. Laughter’s mom Promised Land

Dear Sarah, interestingly enough as a serendipitous calendar marker for the month of  ‘pumpkin spice’ —on October the 6th, but of 1973— the 4th modern round between Ishmael and Isaac took place, a short conflict that lasted only 19 days but that would have lasting political consequences and traumatic effects, but speaking of short engagements, a day later on October 7th, but of 2017 —your old Alma Matter, SNL— featuted WONDER WOMAN, no less, to mark Lorne Michaels debut on the Holy Land [and probably on its occupied territories as well]… and wouldn’t you know it, dear Sarah, just last week Israel and The United States decided break the pact that they had with the UNESCO, i wonder why?… https ://nytimes .com /2017 /10 /12 /us /politics /trump-unesco-withdrawal .html [2]. 

Canadian Heritage via Excellon mines en el Ejido de La Sierrita follows.

El  regreso de Alain Rouquie*. A PERO COMO NO LE VA A DEBER México, MUCHO AL P.R.I.  [3] sin ir tan lejos, ellos fueron los que minaron y han explotado el Art. 27, y por eso esta industria canadiense en el marco de arriba puede presumir que es La Dueña al 100% de lo que no le pertenecía al pinche PRI. —_—. En el cuadro, Excellon (TSX:EXN / OTC:EXLLF) presume de que doblaron su producción gracias a un nuevo sistema de extracción de recursos del sub suelo en “seco”, los cabrones en Toronto y Ottowa citan “la histórica” sequía de la región, sin embargo Amigo Chuy, a los inversionistas se les olvida mencionar de que si bien La Zona del Silencio es semi- árida, ellos ayudaron a chuparse muchos litros de las reservas de agua en la región. Viva México y que Chingue a su Madre el Secretario Meade.

3. ¿No me prestás tu nariz de Payaso?

José Antonio Meade de quién sabe qué Y de quién sabe d’onde. Por mientras a todos mis amigos y conocidos de San José de Las Panochas, Municipio de La Zona del Silencio, les convido un Cadillac, porque de cualquier manera, el saqueo y sobre todo la función les va a gustar. Viva México.

Annoteded sources follow.

TimeStamp: 2100 hrs. CET


TimeStamp: Tuesday morning, 0800 hrs. CET

El Chupacabras es por cortesía del ´Dedazo’ de el papá del actual secretario* de Turismo: Miguel de La Madrid Hurtado. —_—. Carlos Salinas de su chingada madre es por cortesía de los moneros en La Jornada… Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios… Viva México.

Lo bueno del regreso del PRI [2012] es de que ellos si saben gobernar.

Según, Alain Rouquié.
Le Mexique Apres L’Alternance:
état des lieux et perspectives.
Colloque de 31 janvier
et 1er février 2013.
SCIENCES PO / CERI

* SECTUR: Enrique de La Madrid Cordero.

In Search of Diderot 8th entry part two

Still to come: Ishmael meets the Westboro Tribe, in the mean time our musical guest: The Searchers, with their 1964 hit “Hormigas en el culo

Needles and pins… Context Follows… https ://m .youtube .com /watch?v=5rLqPtZUWJI

Cousin Joe, please be advised that we [the staff] have not been able to pin down the interview where an Ernesto Guevara sibling described the future medical doctor before he was to become the legendary “Che,” as always having needles and pins on his buttocks (con hormigas en el culo), which is a colorful way to describe a motivated, —restless person.

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Cousin Joe, i ask that for the time being you, and Willie Geist, don’t go getting too fixated on the lack of references for the Guevara’s family testimony; tell you what Cousin Joe, let us just go ahead and join hands while we “PETITION The Lord With Prayer,” as brother Jim once said, and go back to the times of Sarah, but please Cousin Joe, PLEASE don’t refer to your standard bedside Moroni Latter Day Utahans literature, instead Cousin Joe i call on you to use your standard political go-to Evangelical King James Bible, or better yet, ask Willie Geist to recite the text from the NIV version in order to parallel Che’s reference to another character who is said to have had his own legion of ants riding on his caboose. His name was Ishmael, and Cousin Joe need i say more?

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… i probably do, because Donnie Deutsh is kind of slow, anygüey, Donnie, The KJB lists Ishmael’s qualities as being those of a “wild man,” while the New INTERNATIONAL Bible goes on to frame this personality type as being a “wild donkey of a man, whose hands will be against EvErYoNe,” and vice versa (GEN 16:12).

And so, Cousin Joe, while we restlessly search for the Guevara’s family interview, we leave you with this frequency hop that is about to take us back to the time when Sarah gave us Laughter… and, oh yeah Cousin Joe, —let’s not forget that— his brother, Ishmael, was to be kicked out of the Patriarch’s house.

Justin y las legisladoras… starring Alfonso Zayas

… however, let us not get ahead of the story that tells us about the time when Laughter popped out of Sarah; for you know, Donnie, this section must be a “linear” section, so as Cousin Joe would tell you, right after Sarah told the Lord that she had not laughed at His promise to put one in her oven, the scribes went on to tell us all at Sunday school that Abraham went on to haggle with the Lord in order to save Sodom and Gonorrea … or something like that! The thing is, Donnie, that Abraham, being a Jew and all, he was able to nag the Lord down from 50 to 10, except that there was not even one worthy person* in said  jurisdictions who didn’t want to fuck the brains out of the first angelical looking person that descended on their town (*Lot does not count)… “so it goes.” La moraleja de está entrada es de que como son calientes nuestras legisladoras, y una que otra reportera tambien… Full Disclousure: Brozo expusó ese bochorno mejor.