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You know what Willie Geist, fuck the children, said Jeffrey Epstein

It’s a beautiful day in Paris, Texas. In France, well in France it is raining cats and dogs and today is “ladder day” but only if you wear pants and they better not be showing any crack:

SomoSonnoSononoSononoSomos.

 

27 August was usually the 10th of Fructidor in the French Republican calendar, officially known as the Day of the Ladder.

And, Billy Joel (you son of a bitch) Öüï didn’t short-wire[d] Marfa, not that Willie Geist would know, that fucker is from New Jersey ; knot from Texas, but Texas is a stupid State. And Willie Geist, Öüï’s fond of the garden state. But you better not hold back on the FeTa on a warm y-griega summer on the USS Lincoln as the president gets rich. And all that jazz.

… and Zeppelin Goes Here : Your Time Is Gonna Come just like that Ratko at The Hague.

 

But we [the staff] remind you that in Marfa it is all an illusion. Texans are simple-folk, stayed tuned for concentration camp.

…sponsored by San Antonio, Texas, the “Guadalajara” of the French. It’s where Extreme Right Catholics go to eat Argentinean bif’, ask Eva Longoría!!! It’s “taco” Thursday at her neck of the River Walk.

Any 🦉 hoot, Professor Meacham, for the record as little Ol’Eye was mentioning on the scroll below, we—the makers of this most non-consequential blog KNEW exactly what Donald Trump was going to turn prisons into and what he was going to do for Congresperson Scarborough’s “American Exceptionalism”, but i guess one needed to be polite like that Chamberlain fellow who gave Hitler his very own ladder to the top… enjoy your taco-Thursday with I.C.E.

Deer, Anaïs Crout-ons… i found Chanel

Diego Armando knows :

no es lo mismo el tri de Bora que el tri de Lora.

Hecho en México (1985)

Bernard’s Brown Leather Button… and you better not step on her Bleu Suede Cheese.

 

Any BOND… on to they’s episode of Adventures in Translation and Interpretation it’s a case of Indirect Translation Techniques, synopsis :

Direct Translation Techniques are out of the question y el monopolio de la violencia en gringolandia censored all sources and made language a target.  Equivalence tactics include “massaging” the message and Reformulating the narrative’s Modulation on the tiny-tiny-wave of mutilation.

musical soundtrack is put together by a television studio pro-ductora who liked revolvers, large caliber gun-barrels and off-course, Violence-Drugs and Sex. The main track is an adaptation of “Caseta de Cuota” from Alejandro Lora’s 1988’s “Otra Tocada Más” with Donald John Trump’s literal BALLROOM for MUSK.

♬  … Quién les pagaría sus viajes, sus viejas

Tue’s-they is gone, how do you like them pomodoros “FREYA³!!”

No Es Más Que Otra “tocada” Más.

  1. tocada, del verbo tocar as in “to play the piano” or “tocar la guitarra”, hence the name of El Tri’s album “It’s Only Another Session” where the verb “tocar” conjugates all of the musicians onto one stage : yo toco, tú tocas, ese o esa cabrona toca ; en fin todos nosotros tocamos.

Issy-Betsy-Pecanins sí, ba’Huevo que sí se puede aprender a ser Syrene-de-Mer³, just look at Susana PUBEDA en fip 📻 indeed 😄 she used to moonlight as a Flamenco 💃 strip-tease belly dancer and now she’s got her own siren den where it’s not unusual that on Any-Given-Sunday certainly some stars fall Overboard and get trapped in a loop of celluloid and make belive.

… and of course, SINFÓNICO 1999

 

2. tocada, adjetivo femenino para describir a alguien ligeramente loco o como dicen en AVANDARO, “unhinged” por ejemplo : la encuerada de AVANDARO es una loquilla ; or, Donald John Trump is “INSANE” in the membrillo*.

It’s trou 🕳 🧜‍♀️… it is almost like joining the US NAVY and believing that you are going to get 3-Square meals a per day and a clean 🛏 cot to sleep—without any mold in the showers 🚿 or with a working commode 🚽 available. Because if you believe the recruiter with that tale of patriotism I HAVE A BRIDGE to SELL YOU on account that youse might be a redneck o SIMPLEMENTE estás “tocado”.

Where i come from Öüï calls Em# “mer-maids”… 💅 She’s just a woman.

 

Shoot! Under those working conditions you might as well become a clochard in France, where at least you are guaranteed la Madeleine de foie grass, and a glass of Wine with Évry meal.

And, Stephanie Pundita… never mind “la madre patria” here comes “the mothership” so nevermind that “toll booth” near The Pass at Rockridge because Öüï’s with Mel Brooks.

And Zeppelin Goes… Zeppelin goes to Rockridge, ISSY-no’es-Más que otra tocada más.

 

… i tell you what Cousin Joe, Nix-on the pomme frites Öüï’s having SINALOA’s number one harvest product and Ewe might say cannabis but Eye say tom-ey-toh ; toh-ma’-toh needs not apply.

… and in Washington, The Pentagon WWF’d the IRAN-TACO match

American Pie… and starring as Stifler’s mom, Katty Kay.

In Memory of Chi Chi the panda®️

 

for context, just like in JIMMY CARTER’s days (1979) when Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, also known as The Iron Sheik, ridiculed Hulk Hogan on the mat of a make-belive universe of entertainment, so did Panda The Bear when it took Vincent James McMahon to court for encroaching on the wild-life brand… fo’Reals nigga. https ://creativecommons .org /licenses /by /2.0 /deed.en

The Circus

The Circus

 

¡ LOU-SHAH-Raaaaaan, dedos a tres caidas sin limite de pactos !!! Donald John Trump contra IRAN

Eye-zhEY, i say : fo’Reels, don’t belive the hype is a sequel, and EWE know that it would be Un°TROU, and you know that I Would Be A Liar if i say to you that we couldn’t get much higher.

Never mind Jeffrey Epstein — no such thing as trata de “blancas”

At the movies, it’s a split screen of “nigga please”, followed by “crackers on the verge of nervous shake up”. Synopsis : enjoy what you voted for honky! 

Go ahead Jackie… take your coat off.

 

Trata de blancas, —well of course Trump’s personal attorney was going to be confirmed as the attorney general porque se Trata de Blancas inside of the Jeffrey Epstein files, silly rabbit!

Now for those who don’t follow Mexican telenovelas like Jaqueline Alemany does, the term “trata de blancas” is the term used by Mexicans to describe, por ejemplo, Jefferey Epstein’s sex slaves.

Madame Blanc, totally related to the big whale at Donald Trump’s Justice Department.

Over at the UniṼisions on the handle of a TélémŨndo world “La Rosa de Guadalupe” pilgrimages to Notre Dame de Paris to partake in the Pope’s festivities for “El Mes de La Patria” on His Holiness way to PAU.

Let’s talk about Kansas, not Arkansas but Kansas becuase it rhymes with “transa“.

b’Cus the Night : it’s The Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii.

 

Canon exorcist assumes rectorship of Basilica of Guadalupe

transa adj. mf MX: coloquial (aprovechado, tramposo) swindling, cheating, crooked.
(UK, informal) dodgy.

https ://www .infobae .com /mexico /2026/07/14 /basilica-de-guadalupe-releva-a-su-rector-en-medio-de-investigaciones-por-presunto-desvio-de-limosnas/

Cloudy with a chance of thundershowers, ask Pénélope Ayrault, i’m with the Wind and They-call-Mí 🌬 The ♒ Breeze. If Atlas shrugged with the weight of the world imagine what the turtle went through, so don’t mind the water bearer en temps de Framboises 🍓 ordinaires.

At The VATICAN sources close to Saint Peter relay that The Pope in Rome will wear his WHITE SOXs and play shortstop at METZ when the pontiff meets with victims of TODD BLANCHE‘s sexual violence.

Ahora pues, for those who are out of the LUPE like Paola Ramos is, “el mes de la patria” is a referent to Mexican Independence Day, which no matter what Senator Ted Cruz from Texas say, it is not in the month of May, far from mother’s day (check local listings) and closer to the Nativity of The Blessed Virgin Mary on September the 8th.

… and in Washington, President Trump vows to deport the parents of the dead female soldier in Jordan

Washington, DC_ The White House has issued a rolling order to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement thugs operating in CARROLLTON, TEXAS, to be on the lookout for the immediate surviving family members of Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, now that her service to “america”, the country—not the continent has come to a tragic end.

Answer : when rfi reporters suggest that… Pablo Gleason is their friend and that in France, journalists surrender the freedom of expression which, protects the right of journalists to reserve the identity of their sources.

MUSICAL GUEST : BILLY RAY CYRUS singing the VFW anthem “SOME GAVE ALL”

https ://www .fox4news .com /news /north-texas-soldier-among-two-service-members-killed-jordan-drone-strike

For the record : KEN PAXTON never served in the military and he (like PETE HEGHSET) despises women in uniform, and like a true Republican, KEN PAXTON loves the Bible and his country so much he took his alleged MISSTRES to England on July 4th.

https ://www .them .us /politics /ken-paxton-mistress-england-vacation 

In recent past (during the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION) according to the Associated Press,  “U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement considered [your] and your immediate family’s military service as a « significant mitigating factor » when making immigration decisions, such as removal from the country.”

Under the current NAZI-like regime of the Department of Homeland Security, President Biden’s directive has been scrapped and the Associated Press has it on good authority to relay that “military recruiters have been told that they “are not the proper authority” to “imply that Marine Corps [or any of the other military branches, for this matter] can secure immigration relief for applicants or their families.”

The best people and a bad hombre.

On Sunday, speaking at Joint Andrews Base, President Donald Trump told the Associated Press and other assorted reporters that he (that motherfucker) “felt very bad” but that Isabella is now out of the picture and that her family has now become fair-game for Tom Homan’s “agents”.

The “transactional son-of-a-bitch”, as Donald Trump minions call the President behind his back, offered some consolance to Isabella’s surviving family by saying that the next bombing from Uncle Sam to the Middle East will be dedicated to her, to that Hawaiian lieutenant [posthumously promoted to Captian] and to the other “dummies” who make up the latest batch of dead soldiers arriving to DOVER AIR FORCE BASE after giving it “their all” on account of a capricious war that was started by BENJAMIN NETANYAHU and AIPAC.

Sources close to the so-called “border cZar” relay that his inept posse of overweight agents will be wearing a body camera just to keep the “commie-loving” bleeding pusillanimous hearts of the Democratic Party in MAINE, MICHIGAN and of course MINNESOTA without forgeting that floosy Marie de France state (aka) MARYLAND happy.

Adding insult to injury, The President of Them United States in América, snickered to the Associated Press that Private Isabella’s “surviving benifits” will not be paid to her family on account that they will not be able to use the money inside of the CECOT in El Salvador.

It’s Weekend Editon : I pity the fool who would leave Hermes out of Circe’s zoo

Oh-oh… in local news, the local narcos are using the Mexican tag “Nueva Generación” to name their “mafia” ; nevermind the Cal. 9mm bullets with a French mayor’s name on it.

https ://ground .news /article /gard-mayor-of-ales-receives-two-9-mm-calibre-bullets-signed-dz-mafia

[It’s an upside down world, figuratively knot literally]

But first, i get it—casting John Leguizamo as the dedicated servant clicks with the narrative of Western Civilization (where the Latin Americans stereotype their own moonlight assisting farmers and graziers with growing crops and raising thier FUCKING livestock), but… FOR PRAGMATIC purposes let’s just give Jacqueline Alemany a Spanish name and call her Jackie López (diacritic optional), feed her Lotus Flowers instead of Salami for TAPAS and see if the LÆSTRYGONIANS come out looking like the Lannisters of Ithaca Rock.

If you’ve Eva’bean, ‘La Plaza de Los Lagartos’ is located downtown.

Take 5 lotus petals after every meal and call Mí in the morning, on account that Mr. Poséidon continues to be an asshole and Jason Soboroff is “rigging” the screen to Nolan’s standards by cutting DONALD TRUMP’s face at the philtrum, the fact that Soboroff is a dead-ringer for the TELÉMACO (diacritic optional) role on/in the Odyssey Show is not our fault.

Across the Franklin Mountains and the long straight-road to Hueco Tanks, CAMP EAST MONTANA is not what it used to be. At least not what it used to be when GEORGE W. BUSH housed an “American terrorist” with air conditioning and even authentic “Sennelier” brushes and other assorted oil painting supplies from France.

Cantares : Aïe aïe ShyWaWa baila y no cantes, porque cantando pareces SAPO baja californiano

N’insiste pas, Susana Poveda, n’insiste pas, car je sais que tu es partie en vacances à Acapulco et que tu ne m’as pas invitée.

“Todo pasa y todo queda…”, Joan Manuel Serrat (1971).

Mashav… it’s Yiddish for “Ionian Horse”, or trojan if youse into MALWARE, which trough social engineering [ in cyberspace ] is when bad actors (such as the State of Israel) gain the trust of their targets, in this case the the Central Water and Sanitation Board (JCAS for its Spanish acronym) in the Great State of Chihuahua.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mashav

Issy-Chihuahua-sí, pero a guevo que sí, bailando con esas “liebres orejeras” te ves más bonita que colaborando with those “JACK-BOOTED THUGS” from Ruby Ridge and Waco, if you remember your “chihuahuitas” at the FBI/ATF and off course, “la bendita” CIA.