¡Agua Mi Niña!!! : La vérif vegiga de Camille

Öüï now return to “Encuentros Cercanos con El Tercer Sexo” with yer’ host, “The Ghost of X-más Past”, Buster “New York Doll” Poindexter and the French 📺 Télé 🐟 thon de Maya por la mañana.

Cervecería “La Curva”… Camille Dahan re-gentea a ese lugar, y a tu mamá también.

PISA fondo y la cruda resaca d’Ayer.

 

1 + 1 = 3

Eye Calls It!, Punk.

 

Only on France Tú TV in ShingaPEUR.

For context:

Punk came of age when Siouxsie realized that Ringo, Paul and, John (in that order) had turned her mother’s age, which is what George was gently weeping about in the transcript above.

 

Up next, The Devil is in the margins and the wolf is hungry like a Fox.

Punk is dead / Hitler Lives (tonight at Ate* only on fip)

*~. 8 (“New Rose” —with a fast cover of The Beatles’ “Help!” on the B-side).

In local news :

Fucking George Harrison turned his mom’s age.

The Properties of Propaganda (Fuk This Shit on Up) with the Golden Canon of Page Construction

Golden Canon of Page Construction

 

It used to be [or so the story goes] that The Properties of Propaganda boared the SWINGING SIXTIES and the “phoney Beatlemania” crowd, but Julieta my love ‘the way things are going’ the only thing Swinging will be the ring of that truncheon thing. In any case and/or scenario don’t go preppin’ them “Spanish Bombs” just yet on account that Sánchez is drowning in CEUTA and that “gachupín” doesn’t even live near a river

MATHS for LIFE

Biology and arithmetic, so… in this section, the student will (unless s/he is of “virgin birth”) explain why in biology, unless youse a NEW MEXICO whiptail lizard or, a fucking komodo dragon (knot to be confused with ‘un dragoon cómodo) 1+1 equals Three.

Phoney “elements of style” are fine but keep’Em# for The Damned : Auteurs du premier single punk au Royaume-Uni… and if you Coq Suckers have been paying attention and eating your CHUCK Biscuits with Cocoa Puffs then you would know that the B-side of that first PUNK Rosbif is a Beatle cover of HELP, or SOCORRO if you live in New Mexico, USA, which is where you would CLASH with the Mescaleros if you ever got drunk at « Rosa’s Cantina » with Mr. Robbins who apparently stole a horse.

“You don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down”

Set in Texas in 1976*, the film centers on the various groups of high school & junior high students on their last day of school.

AhFLQ and Boomer

 

1987 : Only two things come from Texas!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_in_America

Ramona Bartiromo : You’re Fired!

In this section… the student will point to the saddest part of missing the show where 4 New York City punks chiseled your name for the ages.

♫ What’s happening on Wall St…
.    I   wanna’ know
.
     I watch you on TV
    Évry single day
.       Those I’s make
       every thing OK

Maria Bartiromo

Joey Ramone on the Squawk Box

… pictured in the background, a young Charlie Watts tests his brand new Savile Row bespoke[n] suit striking several of Mick Jagger’s moves; over on the Deadline beat Maria Bartiromo got Maroon[ed] at 5.

Mean, while en el Estado de México, Camilo Sexto was not amused with the news coming out of México State but worse, Sexto (not Sixto) felt terrible about the fake-fact, as a matter of fact, that Walt Disney studios had secured the  rights of “Piel d’Ángel” for the upcoming docutélénovela “A Escondidas”, the churro* re-formats Televisa’s, “La Rosa de Guadalupe” with Rolling Stone’s special edition of “The Devil in D4VD”… for the record, hijos de Donnie Deutsch on Madison Avenue, how about a little Sympathy for the “Chief Commander³” ; heck Eye can personally vouch that “the devil” was with Mrs. Jones when the incident with “la cha-cha⁴” happened.

 

Please stand-by for rendering… El Boogie del Diablo

The devil is in THE ISSUE… pp. 66-73 ; ROLLING STONE, 01 September 2026 “The Devil in D4VD”, also in today’s Claudia Sheinbaum’s “Presidenta Morning Show” featuring Öüï features the music of Camilo Séptimo and the looks of a Sharp Dressed Man.

Öüï’s having technical difficulties rendering the beat of this track.

https ://www .dailymotion .com /via-la-jornada

Please stand-by for Charlie.

 

Musical guest : knock, knock 🚪…

Objects in mailbox are closer than that D.A.R.E. dropbox 📬

Jump to mañana.

2 d’Nero… there are 114 days until Christmas Day 2026

Fuck football (americano).

 

Road trip with Capehart in Argentina… followed by pan cakes are on JayMartin iguanas show.

Any 🦉 hoot, we are going to leave Wednesday alone for a while and switch it over to The Rolling Encounters of The Stones, —on Deadline.

Chavo d’Onda

 

🎶  Tu-ru, tu, tu-ru
.        Tu-ru, tu, tururú

https ://www .pbs .org /newshour /nation /staggering-amounts-of-fentanyl-hit-streets-as-dea-watched-and-took-no-action-records-show

Iran and drugs, it’s the same movie about “el muchacho chicho
de la película gacha.”

Greek tragedy, Jew is not… more like a Nazi purge with ‘long-knives”

Y’ain-no-poulus, mister Hanrahan… your Jewish ancestry (much like Stephen Miller’s) look more like a Nazi Brownshirt reject (punto y coma) you StrumaBreitbartBlacks for Trump—ICE detainee son of a bitch.

The sad thing about this post is that Milo will not be able to read it in REAL TIME.

Malinchista³ de Manchester.


³
~. A person who reneges their ancestry and betrays their homeland, the label (in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog) was unfairly chisled on the forehead of the Aztec woman (Malintzin aka “La Malinche”) who was gifted to the lead Spanish Conquistador to use as a fuck-toy; eventually, Cortés would find out that “doña Marina” had more than one talent when it came to the use of her tongue, which is why La Malinche is the patron saint of translators and interpreters at The El PASO County Court House.

https ://elpais .com /babelia /2026-08-21 /historia-verdadera-de-la-conquista-de-la-nueva-espana-una-narracion-parcial-desde-el-punto-de-vista-de-un-vencedor

… and Jacqueline Alemany, is that a US flag without the stars that youse wearing or are you just happy that Eugene is not wearing a broche to they.

Caution, objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

 

In local news, “fuck 9-11” VIVA « le pentagon ». And to celebrate the inside job of/at GROUND ZERO, the world (yes, Jackie, Le Monde en francés) has officially changed Donald John Trump’s acronym on his stupid presidential seal. The seal, which used to abbreviate the toponym for United States of America now stands for the Unwelcoming States of America.

Over at the Britpop scene, Eye HATE to SAY it, but Öüï is not surprised, THE KIDS fucking suck! And here is why :

https ://www .bbc .com /news / fuck-you-ed-sheeran-sincerely-alejandra-guzman

And in Iran the mullahs wasted no time, the Supreme Council of Billboards (literally) and Graphics re-issued a brand new cover of the ICONIC album cover that put  NIRVANA on the charts (Smells Like Teen Spirit) and, consequentally guaranteed those fuckers a STAGE at READING in Berkshire via The Wishkah in Washington.