And, Alicia Menéndez… They time TV???

¡Ay, Chabela!

Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.

 

Al mirar tus lindos ojos y mirar tus lindas formas

https ://thecancunsun .com /spring-break-surges-in-cancun-with-1280-flights-over-the-weekend/

Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?

Yo me digo:

¡Ay, Chabela!

“A complete disrespect to the process”.

But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?

In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.

If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

Ok, Susana Pubeda… you get a nooner

And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump.

Have a nice weekend.

April in Paris… the Origin of A.I., I told you, Bruno à la préfecture de police at Cité in 2012, 2013, and on the morning after the Night in Ayotzinapa in 2014, it’s a six-year commitment and THE TECHNOLOGY needed for the final COUNTDOWN has not been developed, yet. That was then, and you just keep on listening to narco-state operatives in France. Give them your R.S.A. and have’em work bull-shit jobs.

Dans La Presse… Australian Ruhles Oil Wrestling. And, Katty Kay, you of all Brits knows that John Oliver is like a child with a helicopter-wife, and I am Sirius, and Jonathan Lemire is not, The Daily Show needs Larry Bird on Mondays, not Michael Jordan.

Talk about reel-Thyme and Ingenuity, which is a false equivalent false cognate for la ingenuidad à la francesa. And, Katty Kay, Eye has, IT!, on good Authority to relay to the World del Mundo del País en Le Monde del Boston Globe, that Matt Damon sabotaged that fucking helicopter in Mars.

Ingenuity: Damage puts end to ground-breaking Mars helicopter mission

https ://www .bbc .com /news /science-environment

After the break, it’s ActuELLES vS. Men-Oh-Pauses

Followed by Darnell Simpkins and the Poveda’s Family Whip 🦯

A tale of two talents and skills visas… and the Dupont Columbia (SciencesPo) censorship Awards.

 

…and nevermind the Anatomy of Serene Eloquence, because in diplomatic channels it transliterates to auto-censorship.

Et tú, morro, remember to never forget that Work Will Set You Free…

Le travail rend libre mattress THEY sale.

“… [B]ecause, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

Imagine thatthe year is 1192 and on a day like today Richard the Lionheart re-embarks for England, ending the Third Crusade in the Holy Land.

The Third Crusade 

La Alternativa de PAU… and in Hilo, Hawaii, it is of course Primetime, in Paris, France, the news from the place where Marie-Ange knows our names, the Lazarus man rose from El Más Allá after being pronounced “tostito-sans-salsa” just a few days ago and, notwithstanding if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson³ then you know what those long-long overtime hours at the re-animation clinic feel like.

The Kings’ Crusade

Note to editors, what are the odds that we are “Back, in the US, back in the US back, in the USS…”, RAFAH, it’s silly, I know³, but so is the way that history rhymes, but y’all don’t have to take my typos for, IT!, look it up, THE USS FORD (Gerald R. one-each) is parked next to RAFAH, or close enough being that RAFAH is land-locked with this passage to CAIRO, which I visisted on Saturday and you are not going to believe who I ran into there, non other than PABLO and his ATELIER, HECK, Lieutenant Colonel Hecht of the Israeli occupation forces, MEXICO’s Heart was right next to Pablo’s Atelier, check it out; —Bitch!

Down CAIRO’s passage way, but first, Romania celebrates Holocaust Day… and isn’t it, ironic, is the United States executive branch of government going to support Israel narco-style rétribution in Gaza? because if the Catholic president does, then the Catholic president at the Oval Office in Washington, D.C., will go down in history like Eugenio Maria Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli better known as Hitler’s Pope did, and who, on a day like today, the son of a bitch went Straight to Hell, via Agentina and a layover in Chile, Uruguay, and Brazil.

I mean, c’mon man! You don’t think that PIO XII made “the great” now did you, And knowing the Germans, that super imposed drape over the Brandenburg Gate does not mean what you probably think that it does.


Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff… my friend Ahchoo.
– Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He’s black?
– Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in “Blazing Saddles”.

Style vS Substance — Reality vS Ratings

🎪 Welcome to another edition of:

We will always have la rue Borrégo… as°párt°ame° una “BOTELLITA” de DIET COKE, Marie-Louise; anyhow, here is the start of a new page in the adaptation of « If Youse Out Of Schlitz, Youse Schiltz Out Of Luck, Luc » … [O]f Coke, mocking: “Passers-by are nicer,” she says. I often come across her and her “Coke”. ¶1, fragment from the top of page 179.

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /aspartame-health-riskslaspartameestilmauvaispourlasantecequilfautsavoirsurlingrédientcleducocalight

Across The Atlantic it’s “Fuck You G.I. Jane”, Colour Mí Bhaaaadd, because OSAMA BIN LADEN and SAUDI ARABIA are celebrating like the French tonight, but with real powder, not with fire CRACKERS.

Over at the Électrik Big Top, Metro L11 à Lilas:

SUSANA PUBEDA tries to say “Oh, mon dieu” and all that came out was, “ah mai gad” and she sounds bhaaaad.
TimeStamp: 19h13 in Fip Central Time… “Oh, the stanza,” Susana was in “the chamber taking care of her business, when all of a sudden Thomas “el corbillón” walked in and got a whiff of Susana’s pa’ellas special discharge… cualquier parecido with our segment, “her farts smelt like green onions” es pura CausaLiDa‘.

🌬️🎶 Soldiers keep on GWARING

 

French on Parade

Featuring:

Los Indios de Ceylán, not to be confused with los indios de Celaya ni con los Indios de Juárez (those fuckers had the Spotlight in 2015).

And Reverend Al… let’s give it up for the Coloured Fellows on the Capitol Show.

Lisa who?

 

Appointment of United Statesian³ to key EU post sparks controversy

³~. https ://france-amerique .com /fr /americains-ou-etatsuniens/

And Katy Kay… I am not going to talk about masculinity on this blog, that’s too toxic for feminists, and it’s bad for politics. Artificial insemination is taking too long to market. Which is where Donnie Deutsch comes in, hilarity ensues when George Constanza becomes the Perfect man.

https ://www .sciencespo .fr /usfoundation /content /benjamin-haddad-i-do-today-kind-job-brought-me-sciences-po-first-place

But First, following the successful dick-swinging of BIDEN’s—nato (otan en Español del bueno, no en el de la flacida Falange franquista) trip to the UK,  LITHUANIA, and FINLAND leave it to France (happy National Holiday, by the way) to act all flamencos de ALABAMA in Brussels, AND TO ANSWER mister Benjamin Haddad (23 october³ 1985) of the Rennaissance party:

https ://www .lesechos .fr /monde /enjeux-internationaux /la-nomination-d-une-americaine-a-un-poste-cle-de-lue-suscite-la-polemique 

³~. De octubre tenía que ser este cabrón, —también!

— NO. No motherfucker, your Immigration Minister de Outre-Mer, or something like that, abolished all  “compétences requises” for your European Union post in Brussels, all you have from the pool is « talents » but they have not the competence nor, LA PERSEVERANZA to save democracy.

BONUS Jeopardy Round… for a life-time supply of iPhone charging cables, don’t complain about CONFLICTS of INTEREST with the GAFAM³ Lobby, when you can’t see past your “little movie-festival-industry noble persons” at the préfecture de police en Cité.

³~. Google, Apple, facebook, Amazon, Microsoft.

and by the way, mister Haddad, nobody seemed to have had a problem when your Sciencespolitaass spent some time in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA, at that RAND racket called the HUDSON INSTITUE, and isn’t that convenient

Haddad felt there was little understanding of the European Union as an actor when it came to trade, digital issues, environmental issues, or engagement to shape common norms and standards between the United States and Europe. “These issues were really under explored [sic], if explored at all,” Haddadsays. “That is what brought me to work on them, first at the Hudson Institute and the at the Atlantic Council.”

 

FemmeNazies and Diet Coke, like a Chevy Nova, it’s a bad marketing strategy in Spain.

 

Pocket pussy with Évry comment.

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /opinions /2023/07/10 /christine-emba-masculinity-new-model/

Unrelenting Constanza. It’s a Festevus miracle.

 

Costanza nf (Città tedesca) … perseveranza n … Issy, John Scofield (you son-of-a-Route—66³ denier) “tedesco” is French for schatzi-pot.

Cinco de May0 Marathon

We [the staff] continue to Catch–up with May3 observances and today, to Celebrate the gringo’s take of Mexican Independence Day, öüï… first remind Saint David Ignatius at The Washington Post, that The Paladin* over at LATINUS, working as a contributor for El WaPo, conspired with a known NARCO operative in U.S. custody, in addition and FOR THE RECORD at the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, the target of THAT KNOWN Conspiracy (Florence Marie Cassez) was one of the subjects that I, Armando Segovia, requested to follow in an independent journalism project filed at the French Consulate in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (filed Nov. 2010) and under the auspices of The Skills and Talents French visa program. … just saying.

Anyhow, Willie Geist, on a day like May3 of 1957, your favorite team, the EVIL EMPIRE, aka The New York Yankees, celebrated with Champagne, —no less— the Brooklyn Dodgers owner’s decision to accept a plot of land just West of Lincoln Heights, in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, situated on TOP of a hill known as “the Chavez y Chavez Red Mexican Greaser RAVINE”, and move what would ironically would become my favorite Baseball team… San Fernando Valenzuela (n° 34) would seal the deal.

* Carlos (el paladín del gobernador de LA Hermana República de YUCATÁN) Loret de Mola

Yup

Yup, Eye hates to say, it! But it’s probably Mí .::. 25048730-F537-4943-B73C-791BFA76D674 ⚖️

AND IN WASHINGTON, also on May3, but in the year of our Lorde 1802… Washington, D.C. se transforma en ciudad, algo así como El Distrito Federal, pero en Inglés y sin castillo; eso vendría después en 1847, cuando el profesor John Mill Ackerman viajo a través del tiempo y él mismo envolvió a “los niños héroes” (Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar) en la bandera mexicana y los lanzó al precipicio de Chapultepec.

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

Le président de la République Emmanuel Macron s’exprimera s’est exprimé à 13 heures ce mardi 5 mai

https ://www .msn .com /fr-fr /actualite /coronavirus /le-président-de-la-république-emmanuel-macron-sexprimera-à-13-heures-ce-mardi-5-mai 

Hear Mí out, Franck* — Take a Walk à Gambetta (75020)

Franck Riesterministre de la Culture…
S.V.P. forward this Foreward to:
Mr. or Mme. Président du Trib. Admin. à París (75000–Cedex).

ISSY Eye runs with the Devil

ISSY, from the First through the Twentieth (Century) .:. BE6FE41C-A2BD-4E48-A62A-BC88CC4E36D7 🥁 Eye runs with the Devil.

But FOist, a TimeStamp:

It’s 11 pm in Central Nato Time, and French Marine Scouts at The Seine all agree:

Old enough to go to WAR

Old enough to go to WAR .:. FC69935C-0438-4942-91D3-38845BD4EDB9 🚶🏽‍♂️ Born in that 70’s Show… “Good God!”

The biggest lie that the Devil ever Played on visitors to Paname is that Tourists on top of a DOUBLE Decker (not a Magick Bus) can see the Best of Paris in Two Hours, and that The U.S. of America has the “Coronitas“ fridge stocked with “test kits” for the masses. Any güey, Franck, thank god for Leap Years, and thank god for “Lepes” or les enfants, as the locals in Lutèce call “los huercos”.

🎼 What it is — 🎬 What it is

It's only

It’s only .:. 726D5A8D-358D-4778-A7DD-5971F13BF5FA 🕛 hours before Tuesday, and y’all know what happens on Tuesday, right?