And in The great state of Missouri — Sen. Claire burns her bras

And now… The Rest of The Story with Paul Harvey.

Got Beads?

Got beads? .::. C7C7F03B-EADB-491B-A2A7-FC4481339B27 🗣 Sen. McCass, stop using them Gideon bible pages for your “Wacky Tobacki” and show those blind Alabama Chior Boys how to properly protest, just like a Red-Blooded American! —_•!•_— Aussi, Senator Claire, Grandpa Jones wants you to listen to the Radius.

Previously on,
“If Eye were the Devil”
in the voice of Brian Williams

Calls from the Nether Regions of Ireland, and the Rosbif’s sector of Liverpool prompted the Warrenton police to arrest nephew Cody for bragging online about his store-licking escapades. Nephew Cody, of the Pfister clan in the St. Louis Metropolitan “statistical” Area whose city motto is “A City For All Seasons” lived up to that moniker after nephew Cody answered a D.A.R.E. from the president of them united states of america, after Donald John Trump declared on the World Stage that the White House press briefing room is, that KOI Fish supplements are a cure (like té de Tila is for the president of Mexico) for the Current COVID–19 pandemic.

https ://riverfronttimes .com /newsblog/2020/03/24 /missouri-walmart-coronavirus-licker-charged-with-terrorist-threat

In related Make America Grim Again news and, with no pun intended here, because as the MISERY poster behind Rob Reiner stated on this weekend edition of AM Joy: WE REPORT THE BLACK HUMOR NEWS AND MAX BROOKS DECIDES IF HE LAUGHS.

March Madness with Metallica

March Madness with the ‘Tallica .::. 2888D7A5-6A83-4688-80C6-023ABD895AED 🦇🌎🌍🌏🦇👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏽‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️👩🏾‍⚕️👨🏾‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️👨🏿‍⚕️🥽🚨🏥☎️🦠🧻📈☣️
You just stood there screaming
Fearing no one was listening to you
They say the empty can rattles the most
The sound of your voice must soothe you
Hearing only what you want to hear
And knowing only what you’ve heard
You you’re smothered in tragedy
And you’re up to save the world

Bad news travel fast, but pandemics travel at the speed of light. Up north, in The great state of Wisconsin a novel way of protest against the “unfair and unbalanced” attacks against “The” donald on the Just The Facts Ma’am News Networks is hitting supermarket surfaces. Sources close to Rocky Raccoon, reporting from The Great State of Minnesota relay that the protester, an unidentified FOX News surface–licker might be the one responsible for infecting sensible Mid–Westerners with the COVID–19 virus.

https ://www .newsweek .com /wisconsin-woman-licks-grocery-store-freezer-handle-protest-coronavirus-1493354

The surface–licker, “a 53 year old Marshfield woman” stated that although she had never used “this method of protest” before, she was a pro at bra-burning in the Mid–West when she used to protest the Bush era wars with a Ho named Magill, —WHO called herself Lil—, but everyone Knew her as Nancy.

“Con 🎶 el Tiempo 🎵 y un Cachito”

Ladies in Gemini…
The Third Impeachment is in
Let Mitch Mcconnell’s FARCE
BEGIN:

Le Direct

… [S]ay D.A.R.E. Senator Claire McKass, the following must be read in an Armando Segovia voice:

It's no coincidence

It’s no coincidence .:. 6D7FBB04-C0AC-4FB5-A0B5-716A3A27CE1E 🔢 Todos los coeficientes están allí, doña Tati; A.L.L. of ’em! It’s the purrrfect Bitches Brew! … Wait, what? Wrong album; it’s the puuuurrrrfect Witches Brew!

So, for the record, the Beef will be served during opening hours. Got it, —that is to say, TUNE In, between 2 and Three a.m. in Morning Maddow time, well Sista’, in The Voice of the Reverend Al Sharpton:

GOTCHA!

But seriously, Rev. Al,, “bootleg preachers”, eh‽ Who kneads them? Probably a masseuse at one of those Corporate spa’s where Ted Danson spends most of his T.H.E.Y., and Eye is very sorry, Sen. Claire McCass, for respectfully disagreeing with you on one of your talking points; that is to say, it’s not too ridiculous for Prime Rib Thyme to start after Midnight, it’s not like the rejected (after Christmas) puppy bowl Spokesperson “Sarah MacLachlan” didn’t warn you about it during the Clinton blow-job of an Impeachement:

D.A.Y. Come out at Knight,
D.A.T’s, when the Energy Comes

As a matter of fact, Reverend, Eye was just mentioning “a couple of hours ago,” just as Cousin Joe was blabbering Meachum’s footnotes, that the poetic part about Moscow Mitch’s scheduling for the evidence part of the T.R.I.A.L. is in fact part of a larger Mystery that has to do with January the 20th, —as a particular {Seth} in the calendar_

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… [B]ut, before öüï go any further… g’Ahead, BFM TV, use this Angle if you D.A.R.E., and as a matter of fact, you too  at La Sorbonne, or the IHAEL, even the SciencesPo quad, it’s lunch time so do dig in, just as we [the staff] do at 19h00 in Fip Central Time. For the Record at 22h35 in Central Europe Time:

Party Hot-line

Party Hot-line .:. 57471F10-C7CA-4A53-80DA-15C1F39CBE99 🥫Dear, Purple Pundit, stay away from the “Energy Drinks”, stick to Black Coffee, your “jeepers” are brighter with black coffee, energy drinks make your upper eye lids look down.

DONALD John Trump is not a King

So, getting back to the Mystery Machine and the coincidence of breaking the 2nd Commandment (no jurarás) specifically on January the 20th, every four years, provided that The Senate does not allow Donald John Trump another term in office, because it the “53” allow Trump another go-at the Executive, then it will surely be the last TIME that a U.S. President will break the “swear in” ceremony, after the Tuesday that follows the FOist Monday of the 11th month; that’s November, for those living in an Animal Farm or in a land covered by Oceanía’s ruhles.

If you must...

If you must, get some “Wings” .:. EB948E08-3BED-4E12-9BBA-54F721D84A3D —_•!•_— The more you Knew.

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