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¿Quién me presta una escalera? — 1525 el culto de la muerte 🐩

It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.

1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.

And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:

God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!

The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award

it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.

Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.

1533 – Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.

In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :

And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”

2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)

2013 – Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.

Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO

“There is no such thing as a Sodexo®️ board³”, it’s a Sarkozian pipe-dream², en Libération¹

… [A]nd BACH n’a pas écrit D’Opera, period!

AVON Cosmetics Holocaust on Isle 8.

From wo’ID-ref:

 

 

d’abord interj

 (expression enfantine) (coloquial) ¡para que lo sepas! loc interj
¡toma! interj
Et je te parle plus, d’abord !
Y ya no te hablo más, ¡para que lo sepas!

 

So it’s official, Cousin Joe is pulling a Primo de Rivera on the streams of the MSNBC. Not content with working Louis Burgdorf to death and disappearing Kasie Hunt on the Way Too Early series, adding an extra hour to his Mean Girls series talk show, and firing the Saturday Morning minorities, to make room for his weekend repetition recap,  the son of a bitch is going nuclear next Monday night, and bringing none other than the Elon Musk of the Marvel University, Robert Downey Junior, following Morning Mika’s “Summer of George.”

Let the good times roll, that joint there.

 

³~. It’s call SodexHo, said Stephanie Menou’s supervisor, Bruno* (last name unknown) after all of the hurdles for the renovation, of what was supposed to be a SIX-year French Talents and Skills visa, had been SUR~mounted, Bruno then took the stupid-little « pink residence card* » from my hand and he said something to the effect of —and of course, I am ¶ara¶hrasing— “that law was a Sarkozian pipe-dream ».

…

²~. It was right around this time period, 2013~2014 that the unspoken policy of the 2nd Year of Mexico in France COMMISSION took effect; that policy whispered in the EARS of all of the STRUCTURES “aimed at promoting and facilitating the life of ASSOCIATIONS… exercising under the law 1901,” such as the previously mentioned Asociación Gilberto Bosques-Paris, to simmer-down “los cacerolazos” against the Peña Nieto energy reforms and for the construction of a new state-of-the-art international airport, which was supposed to replace an ageing one in the old Distrito Federal, now called, La Ciudad de México (CDMX)… for the record, the good people of the political party in Mexico, which sponsored the Gilberto Bosques-Paris adhérents in La France, buried the almost finished (and winner of an international design award) under the waters of a newly re-filled lake, where legend has it, an eagle killed a snake, and then ate a TUNA there. The new airport resembles the Orly distribution operation rather than the airport that sits next to the Cementos Mexicanos headquarters at the end of the Metro Line-14 extension from Olympiades, for the benefit of the Paris 2024 Games of the XXXIII Olympic Summer Games and its handicapable edition, Aussie.

Is it finished, Nina?
Simone que sí, Sirene and, IT!, Is f“unkier than a mosquito’s tweeter » 🦟
Ibid.

 

¹~. Yada, yada, yada 🇮🇱

And Cousin Joe… can Ewe smell the sheeple Ay’m cooking, you Soon-of a bitch? I always knew that youse one of them  North Korea so-called, ‘noble gases’, heck, Willie Geist, I am the one who showed your dumb-ass that box between Pandora’s loins, open:

Previously on, PanºDora’s box:
Congress-element representative, Joseph Charles Scarborough dit “the turd” was popping out of The Box, Jack! And inside of the Red circled box in this frame, perhaps you can distinguish, Cousin Joe’s itsy-bitsy-chincilla nuts, which got caught in a spider’s 🕷️ Web.

 

Tuesday is in effect and, IT!, Will knot—KNOT, maddafakka— will not leave until Wednesday is in.

Fuck, Mí, Marina… It’s only been a century and 50 abortions since the Commandments House had a commandant. And no promotion for Ewe, colonel. .Gideon.

Please be advised that the Étoiles are laying to my Left, you’re right, and Trou 🕳️ North 🧭 is just 45⁰ a wey…  If Only The Paris Tourism Board had the fucking Imagination.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii