Lorem Loera follows with a dash of GiBo-París… but FO’ist, i inform Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker), that a Rubiks’es Cube has a solution (punto y coma)…
and after the break, The Reverend Kasie Hunt explains to Le Figaro (today’s front cover) that objects are closer than they appear (tome y repita) and Jeremy Peters, please relay to your editorial board that el mundo de Le Monde has no appetite for today’s side column about how POTUS 46 should stop telling China: come caca y no me des*… and like that, a Rosbif (⚽️) turns The Reverend Kasie Hunt into the church of Mheee, a cult of Soccer Moms from Ohio hellbent on synchronizing Jan. 6, 2021 with a Softball game that is just about to start the bottom of the FO’ist!
While that brews for tea time with a fake Alabama blind choir Situation Room jock, over at La Place de Saint-Michel, bookshelves are Protesting the lack of reading material on a New York Times reportes personal library. Empty Racks, Mr. Scmidt is no way to deliver all the Knowns That Fit.
After the Gravy Train on a Lear Jet [ £ ] it’s Papers in Cages, starring The New York Times International Edition .:. C1FE0D96-2A9D-460D-8E2A-DD8511758203 .:. ISSY, don “Palabras” de la Premier League across the pond, that Mug of yours most ZO’itanly screams “mind guerrilla” in “The Situation” shore… jeez whiz, mr. Govn’r you sure is a naughty one making Mika blush behind the COI’tans.
And in Washington, Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior, is hoarding all of Jimmy’s books,—The Humanity!!!
But WAIT!!! Geoff Benice put LA PUNDITA back into the toothpaste container, ahhhhhhh!!! C’mon, Man! You’re not even a morning person and you most ZO’irtanly don’t fit the New Jersey type, you sir look more like an Ohio’an-ese.
This pundit has not been rated, yet .:. DC02870C-4645-4B31-9F50-35ACAF888307 .:. Squeeze her out, Benice, squeeze La Pundita out of that toothpaste tube 🧞♀️And, Cousin Joe, it’s one thing to have, “Oh, Hey Hallie Jackson, duke it out with La Pundita on the same time-slot, but Benice!? Come’on Man!
But speaking of RACKs… NIKE unveils it’s new Spring Break sports Bra, bro! Check it out, its a LIFT-er-Upper, “and One, and One, and WAN is TREE”, yeah, Buddy.
Who’s afraid of The Pub? .:. F2EF8D8A-B6AD-4364-AD3E-937DBD336D76 .:. KNOT Mí, D.A.T.’s WHO, ese.
One Nine : One Five… El Chuco forever (area code), period!
Hoy no hubo Black Panther. ONCA follows, and at La promenade des Anglais in Old Nice, a certain MARBLE MAN with ties to the best built chimneys in the PACA region cannot LET Me tell a lie, because it’s TROU!!!
The following is a public service announcement:
Puzzle piece N°: 697A8214-49FE-4012-90A5-0F6800B2EF2B 🔊 Deer, Residents of WAKANDA, nevermind the Hype, and in advance of today’s Goncourt’s book feature, All Apologies, because Eye has seen this movie aussi³. it played at THE JAZZ FESTIVAL à La Défense (2014), when A Certain SAX player from Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua) México was awarded the Keys to the City.
And in Paris, Virginie is trowing away the White Scarfs, and the abandoned daughter of Jewel is pulling all the Stops on the Presse with a Sports coat on the frame. In Washington, Brian Williams can check Öüï whenever it is deemed appropriate.
Listen Up, OHIO, 🗣 Without FELA KUTI there is no such thing as a “RAM on The RUN”.
FELA FOR PRESIDENT OF OHIO
Hey, Hot Scarf… all i need is a PINT a They!
🎶 …[N]eurotic to the point of 🗣🔊
Dear France, the only way that you can beat me is when i fall a sleep, when YOUR “V…ery French” minions cheat on the « test », or when you pull the MONARCH effect. I sincerely hope that it is not the latter, because you will unleash the IRE of “el Patrón”, i guarantee it. But, yes, if you play like in 1934 you will crush me, allowing with that move that a new Hitler appears and finishes the job that Will Make You Look “V…ery” Good without me. Have-at-it, Marianne, you too have seen that movie before. And then you wonder why some « paysans » in Alsace believe that “Lizard People” exist.
And, Cousin Joe, lest you forget that incident where the Buzzfeed crowd from February the 5th of 2016 (now “collaborating” with The New York Times) at The Unesco, then you will forget how the “intermezzo” poster was used by then Republican candidate, Donald J. Trump to jump onto the stage. Witt this in mind, please do consider the following:
The only good thing that came out of the Trump mini-series is that The Lincoln Project POLITICAL ACTION commitTEE collaborators became “V…ery very rich” in that process.
But then again, you dumb blind country lawyer, don’t forget that “Loki is the god of mischief”… Willie Geist told you so.
_ am I just paranoid, yada, yada, yada, hope you had the time of your life 🎵🎵🎵
Y tu mamá también, with Mateo García and Gastón* Robles follows, but If-and-ONLY “If”, continues and/or remains at the Side of The Road, con don Andrés… CALAMARO! Cabrones, knot “con el otro güey” dizQue “Obrador ».
* Some of the actors names HAVE BEEN CHANGED to protect the cast of characters from the shade of El Chivo Lubezki
Joaquín Murrieta era mexicano. Walt Disney turned his life into the Scripts for “Zorro” and Pablo Neruda es puto… y los detectives salvajes are a bunch of fags, period and Holà.
In Paris, France: If, and ONLY IF, BFMTV would follow the historicity of JOUR et NUIT* and La Mairie de Paris (2011-2015) from the bottom of the Eiffel Tower to the back of The Statue of Saint-Michel, then, mi querida « Hot Pants » BFMTV would understand the difference between an abandon PUBLIC BUILDING and a Home Alone.
* Alejandro “Saga” Salazar and his wife Morgana, the proprietors of Jour et Nuit Espace Culturelle, will and CANNOT, let me tell a lie. Los TRAIDORES de México used to play there and even they, stopped playing FANDANGO when Sergio “el bailador » y su comadre Georgina moved in…to the Gilberto Bosques abandoned house in MARSEILLE.
BUT FO’ist… i don’t think BFMTV knows what the term “squattors” means, what they think that the term Squat means, but then that’s their fucking job. Here’s a proposition, the Germans that occupied the homes of French citizens when The “V…ichy French*” looked the other way are not squatters, hence the term “occupied” used in this paragraph as a KEY delimiter; The Spanish Resistance who squatted abandoned buildings were filling-in necessary SPACES on the scene of La Seine.
In case you missed it, here’s a Note to non-readers, the “V” in the “V…ichy French” of course delimits those that i refer to as, The V…ery French.
How’s that “Hamburgers in Paradise” universe working for Mme. Pant Suit? Issy, this too is part of La Memoria… and Willie Geist, the U.S. Code of Military Justice just went the way of the Hippocratic Oath in the State of Texas and, AYOTZINAPApara espontáneos en México Lindo y Querido.
Deer, Adrianne Elrod.:.4225AA27-B7D3-4540-A9A4-D20C9F16DE8C -_|_- “Amigos” de la Asociación Gilberto Bosques en París, Francia ; “Camaradas” de El Club del Profesor (doctor en política) John Mill Ackerman ; MORENA FRANCIA y Frente Amplio de Izquierda en Francia: ¡SALUDOS!!! Y por supuesto el CONTEXTO para el PRESIDENTE DE LA CORTE ADMINISTRATIVA DE PARÍS, follows.
Now beeCause Radio France is on Strike, öüì take it upon ourselves to walk and chew non chlorinated chicken soup for the Soul… at the same thyme.
Porky Pig’s Portrait would have done the
“interim” job of The president’s picture.
Deer, Willie Geist, i (armando segovia) can confirm that the President’s pork loin Face picture was not hanged at the U.S. Embassy in Paris, France during the 1st quarter of 2017. There is cctv video of mi walking to report a stole SSN nº ( mine), i (armando segovia) inquired why the Idiot–in–Chief’s mug shot was not hanging by a thread and the legal counsel there (at the Embassy) replied that the official “portrait” had yet to arrive from The U.S., now, of the top of my memory, this personal inquiry happened weeks after after President Macron was elected into office. President Macron’s official portrait by the way, went up all over France the week after he was being congratulated by Vladimir Putin’s “bottom-bitch”.
In other news, masked midgets** storm the North Korean Embassy in España. Early preliminary assumptions suggest that the little fuckers were on the hunt for red october Vodka receipts from the Dutchman’s liquour delivery route.
Mean, while a Brave new ward awaits
PARISESTàNOUS:43B36D6F-D1BF-4585-841B-199C494346DA •!• … o cómo dicen los muy franceses EN madame Figaro: CYNIQUE et JUBILATOIRE.
Still to come on:
Political Purgatory. Season in the Abyss; Pilot Episode.
Upon arriving to internal processing, Zbigniew gets assigned to KP duty. Léon is the chef [played by Bradley Cooper] and he instructs Zbigniew that he must serve HAMBURGERS, —IN PARADISE— to the Stalin delegation who are on their way to visit the Trump wormhole.