In local news, “Leave the Gun, take the cannoli »…

1, 2, 3, patada y cod 🐟🐠🎣

Café Tacuba before the Hawaii Incident, the fire 🔥 thank doG, was put out with Chinese Spaghetti on The Democracy of the Guns.

 

After the Break, the Al Freddo Salsa Ensamble shows you how to tie 👔 a knot 🪢 with your 👅, right now Öüï catches up with “la argentina” whereboludotook the cannoli and jammed his gun. I Literally–Can’t–Make–This–Shit–Up.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr/francemusique /soupcons-de-liens-entre-placido-domingo-et-une-secte-le-point-sur-l-affaire -3388022

Try the elitists AP courses, o {¡háblele!}.

 

Across The Atlantic, current Vice-President Cristina Fernández 🇦🇷 refused to sleep with the fishes. And in the U.S. of A., scholastic achievement in Math and English dropped but on the Bright Side of death, all students from K1 to K12 are experts at hunkering down under their desks just like their great–grand parents did with “The Bomb”.

Based on “El Cuarto de La Rocha” y “El General de Natalia Almada”, brought to you by France Culture, anciennement du cœur.

Dear, Mediapart, this 🕸️ is what a Newfont looked like in 2013, i just didn’t have the technology to show Raphaël Moran what Los Amigos de Francia en PUEBLA LOOKED LIKE.

https ://www .space .com /james-webb-space-telescope-odd-ripples-image

 

Squircular rings for Victory!!!

And now, it’s time for Something new for The Préfecture de Paris, and Katty Kay, here is why, because back in 2013, the good ‘fonctionnaire’ in charge of STONEWALLING my process, could not get–IT!, into their dossiers PARA étrangers, that the technology of the THEY was not adequate enough to show

In SPANISH, the Mediapart scoop is only HALF of what López Obrador is doing with JUANITO GUANABACOA’S last EMPLOYER (la policía judicial) before he had to move to Japan!!!… and besides, the SOURCE is OLD, simón—que–$í.

to the Very French, what the election of 2018 in Mexico was going to look like, ESPECIALLY when the new and improved FRENCH gendarmerie had just secured a contract to train the Mexican fédérales. That particular package included a couple of COUGARS, both from the Alliance Française 👯 and the “concurrencía” 🚁 at the War College in West Point.

Any how, the task involved was never to predict who the winner of the MEXICAN election would be (Bernardo Gómez of Televisa Déportées), in ALL of the exchanges which followed I ran into the MAIN stonewall hindering my journalistic project, which in France, only good little Mexican bastards from El Tecnológico de Monterrey at SciencesPo or Sorbonne could engage in… I am of course name-dropping Raphaël Moran from rfi, right here, and that’s all that I am going to say, because the THEN neighbor of Pablo Gleason at La Placé d’Italie was the head honcho of the latinoaméricanos en la ‘bendita’ Agence France Presse at La Bourse, esquina con Vivianne, COLBERT and, The French Society of Photography (magnum) y Reporters Sans Frontières.

In CyberNews… Twitter is about to GET ON MY draft groove.

 

preciosa-francia: Karmenn

Al regresar en Radio La Nueva República:

El Ple_bello

Retransmisión vía Radio Fréquence Paris Pluriel en ISSY-de- Roland Garros, sede del ESCP y la Cámara de Comercio de París, casi esquina con la Línea 12 en CORENTIN CELTON, y el seminario de San Vincent de los pobres… Hey, preacher! Leave “Les Frères Voisin” alone…🧱

En El Perú, Florence Cassez tiene secuestrado al presidente de los de los literatos de La Ciudad de Los Perros. ⏳

Sponsored by « la radio de los dos pueblos, de El Perú en París » en La Rue del Pavillón de Puebla en Buttes Chaumont (19éme).

Corso Libre contraXcultura, en MiraFlores, de Lima {Oh-hi_oH} en El Perú… de La Préfecture… de Japón.

Juanito Guanavacoa had the They off.

Uno de lengua, por favor.

Carmen Aristegui

En fin, lo bueno de la “experiencia de Morena en México” es de que ellos si saben emular al PRI en su forma de gobernar, y mientras todo cambia todo sigue igual. Pero no se lo vayan a decir al conferencista de Morena en Francia, eso amerita la excomulgación del partido.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/02/05 /estados /hallan-16-cuerpos-sin-vida-en-zacatecas/ cuelgan 6 cadáveres en postes

SciencePo… salutes Ewe’all en Castellano. DACCA records, CA-NAH+DaDa, Kahn-Nah+DaDa, Hey–Hey_Hey_güey: HELLO/Good Bye.

Ya ve usted lo que le pasó a don Gilberto Bosques por andarse juntando con La Loba del Mal (así dicen los que la vieron), se le subieron las pulgas. Por un lado las presiónes de la entonces pre campaña presidencial del 2011, el compromiso de La Primavera Árabe, el hijo de Sicilia, y por si sobrara menos, jurar lealtad al entonces “legítimo presidente de México”, Andrés Manuel López Obrador. Al parecer, de allí surgió el cisma entre los tres miembros activos de La Asociación Gilberto Bosques Paris³, extra oficialmente el asunto llegó en forma de un mémorandum calumniador al escritorio del consejero del banco de dicha asociación. Por equis razones que ya no recuerdo, la parte de morena-francia en la asociación Gilberto Bosques Paris (Sergio Ávalos, presidente; Georgina Moreno, conserje o algo así) exigía al banco que se le retiraran los privilegios de cuenta a la tesorera de la Asociación Gilberto Bosques Paris.

Guatemala, via Barcelona, en El 20éme… Nevermind the bannonizing of The Classics, here comes the ‘could have Beans’.

Lo cierto es de que así como con Jorge Saldaña, quien defendía a garra y diente la causa de La Nueva República, él también aclaraba en el mismo chingazo que él no votaría por AMLO, y pues así más o menos con ALICIA LEOS, tesorera de La Asociación Gilberto Bosques Paris y que por aquellos entonces pasó las manifestaciones debatiendo si se convertía en intérprete de música religiosa en Francia, o en activista de tiempo completo en El Frente Amplio de Los Amigos por La Paz de Izquierda con Justicia y Dignidad de 132 hashtags y 43 estudiantes desaparcidos y uno desolladoo algo así.

Post-production

³.~ Ley del 1 de julio de1901 (Francia)

Let’s turn Murder into art… with Gordon Sullivan at Le Panthéon

UTOPIA’S FICTION desde El Plato-ese de Grecia
And the French Minister of Culture
at Cinéma Christine

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /les-annees-fip /les-annees-fip-2018

Off-course, if youse just joining in on the Guadalupana celebrations, please be advised that this segment is a continuation of a conversation interrupted by Georgina Moreno³ during a conference for Climate Change and a question dealing with {and Eye shit-Ewe-not} un Encuentro de los Pueblos separados por El Espinazo del Diablo… en París

https ://travesiasdigital .com /mexico /el-espinazo-del-diablo-una-de-las-carreteras-mas-peligrosas

Submarinos need knot apply. Screen~grab comes courstesy of Marinela, which off~course is of course a Registered Trademark that the Mexican President nationalized.

And, Abel Leyva Castellanos,² o mismo ni Dominique Gay Sylvestre… both profes de Limoges, a lo mejor ya no lo recuerd~en pero, estoy seguro de que doña Geo, —ella— y el corito de “la espada de Bolívar” si lo recuerdan… “iels” a huevo que sí lo recuerdan,¹ como fieles GANSITOS Mari-marca registrada por BIMBO.

¹.~ https ://www .contrapesociudadano .com /lopez-obrador-repartira-gansitos-en-proximas-consultas/
².~ Les universités latino-américaines aujourd’hui : expressions locales (DIRE N° 7 | 2015)

³.~ In the role of “La Maestra de Ceremonias” en “Le Chantier³

I know it’s only Rock and Roll but i like potato chips.
—!—
Aussie, il s’agit également de l’utilisation équitable de todos los putos medios.

But FO’ist! Avi Velshi is going to talk about the “objects” without getting all into the “subject”… predicate this, you didn’t think that Öüï were done with Sting, now did ya’!? 

Strawberry Fields For Guantanamo
La Higuera de La Chingada

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/12/03 /ni-se-crea-ni-se-destruye/
Track #4 : Bring On The Night
ReGGaTTa
de Blanc
The Police {Version : Guardia Nacional de AMLO}

1. El Dedazo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
2. El Acarreo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
3. El Compadrazgo = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
4. La Imposición = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
5. EL AUTORITÁRISMO = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
6. El MAYORITEO = SOLIDARITY IN BOLIVIA
BUT most of all, BREAKING Paul McCartney’s and Roger WaWas’ record of attendance at EL Zócalo de México.

https://www.reforma.com/cntext/opinion/carton/img/calderon/Original/20211205.jpg

ISSY la CIA killed “El Che”… but it was solidarity {in BOLIVIA} that drove la estocada down, and Cousin Joe, Eye knows that it’s the Weekend and that youse in Nantucket enjoying the company of Mika’s big hairy pussy… {burp} and Cousin Joe, deep down in that empty {hollow} chest of yours you know, goddamn-it, that if you don’t denounce the TRICKLE-down politics of Ronald Reagan that you are going to HELL. Straight to hell, Scarborough, HELL. Repent MotherfuckerREPENT.

https ://english .elpais .com /society /2021-12-03 /spain-approves-new-law-recognizing-animals-as-sentient-beings .html

With that in mind, el próximo toro le corresponde a “El Gibo³“… and there is nothing that morena-Francia can do about it, because LA EXPERIENCIA de MORENA FRANCIA en México es {por de] abajo de las FALDAS de una ASOCIACIÓN 1901 abajo de La PUTA torre Eiffel. Just like with the Wizard of Oz and how ART imitates political OBJECTS at CRETEIL.

Gilberto Bosques was a fag.

https ://lafranceinsoumise .fr/2019/09/02 /lexperience-de-morena-au-mexique/

And, Lindsey Reiser… it’s cold outside {in Hilo, Hawaii}

https ://abcnews .go .com /US /blizzard-warning-issued-hawaii-12-inches-snow-forecast/story ?id=81542659

Meanwhile on the opposite side of the Sand Clock, in Paris

Feliz Feliz Bliss. —!— Starring, Salma Hayek as Georgina Moreno in the role of La Maestra de Ceremonias en “Le Chantier³” (75012; 5 décember 2015) del ESPACIO NIEMEYER³ du PFC (Partido Comunista Francés). PATTI SMITH was LOST at LA COURNEUVE that year if MY memoría serves Mí bien.

³.https ://i1 .wp .com /asegovia3 .com /wp-content /uploads /2015/12 /recc81seau-pour-les-peoples-de-notre-amecc81rique .jpg ?ssl=1

And, Mr. Cohenare you jumping on the PARODY bandwagon? Non~Fungible Tokens? What color?

https ://futurism .com /the-byte /trump-lawyer-prison-badge-nft

Hulot was all the rage

But, FO’ist let’s Talk About BlissWitt Alex With and feliz, feliz—BLISS, con Salma Hayek y los calzones de La Chona, AKA: morena~Francia

And, Linsey Reiser, the more Eye looks at you… the more that Öüï is reminded that he’s never been to Spain… and that Eye is craving some chocolate cake… Aussie, also a Canadian Bacon with pepperoni and a triple side serving of AnAnAs, —chimichanga.

Anyhow, Avi Velshi… Öüï is taking the weekend out for a drive.

🎶 🗣 Y como era de oropel, se lo di a mi Tiny Dancer

[This is an Amnesty International Placeholder*]

But FO’ist!!! the « Chief Commander » is knot a happy camper to they, no-no-No-Nooooo! Lorde Lorne (motherfucker) how can you have the most recent matricula of SNL hint that STRONG:

one of the most well-rounded performers in the show’s recent history. She can act, she can sing, she’s hilarious, and she can create strongly realized characters with a good central gag

ah, and she speaks better french than that Floosy « Bardot ».

is saying goodbye to Live From New York!!! WTF, Lorne.

# 40 mis pelotas, Cecily is N° 1¹, period

¹.) Next to Gilda and Jane, —of course.

PS: ha’bout you take a Break, Lord Lorne?

And, Loss of Signal… Eye M. Groot! — Upon hearing that her doppelgänger² at Live From New York, [was about to get sacked, digitalized and Sold as Limited Editionmeme”] the most famous French in his story reached out to her new beau, a young Buck called Groot, (a handsome SumBitch) to say thanks for the laughs. On a serious note: Cathy Anne… Eye is in love with you.

².) Dangling participle courtesy of the Independent Nation-Island of SAMOA on the Rachel Maddow Show... Aussie, follows.

* Knot to be confused with a panhandler, eh! And Claire McCaskill, let the record show that the representation of Cecily Strong in the role of Catherine Deneuve is by an anonymous artist, Groot comes courtesy of La Mairie de Paris.

Later in the programming, it’s another edition of RUN, Pesquet! 👨🏻‍🚀 RUN Motherfucker 🏌🏻‍♂️ it’s Sports They à FIP, —in Rome… and « CONSTANTINE » is at the plate; de Algeciras a Estambul on page 15 of N° 2590 of CNewsMatin, Defendente Génolini HIJACKS the inning demanding that MLB release the Broadcast to Belarus 🛰

The letter K in baseball denotes a strike, un abanicó en Castellano et, KENTUCKY Fried Chicken at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes.

After the break, at the Bottom of the Second, Dario Moreno takes the Left Field and plots the Revolt of Hercules with Serge Gainsbourg, or something like that, but Eye wouldn’t know… it’s in GREEK, but i used to be a fan of El Pancracio, and i know that André The Giant agrees with Mí when we watch Gory Guerrero in one of his first battles of Lucha Libre [en la colonia Roma], here below is the great Gory against Ciudad Juarez’ native, El Vikingo.

And BARATUNDE’s love of The Police aside, be adviced that Steve Kaplowitz at El Paso Inc. is the only sheep worth saving in that Old West Texas radio Station: The “Q“.

IN WASHINGTON, Mars mom was hypnotized by Shannon Pettypiece into believing that she is the Lead Singer of FAITH NO MORE… Mike Patton is knot amused… especially when you consider that in her off-time Shannon is a satellite for the CLAP underground from Paris… [S]itrep and Sirene bullshit relay that a knock-off of Le Parisien CLAP began to appear in Australia, aussi… a bunch of old Jewish SDF’s from Le Kremlin-Bicêtre took the CLAP Down-under after the Parisian cops raided the Villejuif Underground… those motherfuckers.

And just to put a Cherry on Claire McCaskill’s vanilla cake U Think U are Falling 2 pie•ces

In Babylon 2, Mayor DiBlasio is re-interpreting Cri-Cri for gringos at The AP. Nicolle Wallace was last seen going through her Texas librarians rolodex, the pundit is trying to get a head-start with the lyrics of “Caminito de la escuela”.

And Mika…  LEAVE CUBA ALONEEEEE!… And Adam, don’t Öüï all have a little of Genesis en tous? After all, Willie Geist will tell y’all that Öüï is nothing but neutrons, electrons, protons and some, even have a little neutrino in them, Trou Story. Ask André, he’ll tell ya’… AND COUSIN JOE,  Stop It, nobody likes John Wayne before breakfast and especially, knot before a Siesta.

Like Ice-T, Eye can’t predict the future, but Öüï know that if youse add Long Island in the mix it’s going to be a Hit, WAIT JERRY, scratch D.A.T. — It’s GOLD JERRY! Au!!!

Aussi… please relay to the Big Case that Öüï loves Ale, many many Ale… 🏌🏻‍♂️

 

Monday, March 22th 2021 — Jump from Cerf-panthére’s musings

Ladies in Gemini: The Gravy Train on a £ear Jet:

Yada, yada, ding-dong goes here…

Playball!!! 🗣 ⚾️⚾️

Lorem Loera follows with a dash of GiBo-París… but FO’ist, i inform Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker), that a Rubiks’es Cube has a solution (punto y coma)…

and after the break, The Reverend Kasie Hunt explains to Le Figaro (today’s front cover) that objects are closer than they appear (tome y repita) and Jeremy Peters, please relay to your editorial board that el mundo de Le Monde has no appetite for today’s side column about how POTUS 46 should stop telling China: come caca y no me des*… and like that, a Rosbif (⚽️) turns The Reverend Kasie Hunt into the church of Mheee, a cult of Soccer Moms from Ohio hellbent on synchronizing Jan. 6, 2021 with a Softball game that is just about to start the bottom of the FO’ist!

While that brews for tea time with a fake Alabama blind choir Situation Room jock, over at La Place de Saint-Michel, bookshelves are Protesting the lack of reading material on a New York Times reportes personal library. Empty Racks, Mr. Scmidt is no way to deliver all the Knowns That Fit.

After the Gravy Train on a Lear Jet [ £ ] it’s Papers in Cages, starring The New York Times International Edition .:. C1FE0D96-2A9D-460D-8E2A-DD8511758203 .:. ISSY, donPalabrasde la Premier League across the pond, that Mug of yours most ZO’itanly screams “mind guerrilla” in “The Situation” shore… jeez whiz, mr. Govn’r you sure is a naughty one making Mika blush behind the COI’tans.

And in Washington, Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior, is hoarding all of Jimmy’s books,—The Humanity!!!

But WAIT!!! Geoff Benice put LA PUNDITA back into the toothpaste container, ahhhhhhh!!! C’mon, Man! You’re not even a morning person and you most ZO’irtanly don’t fit the New Jersey type, you sir look more like an Ohio’an-ese.

This pundit has not been rated, yet .:. DC02870C-4645-4B31-9F50-35ACAF888307 .:. Squeeze her out, Benice, squeeze La Pundita out of that toothpaste tube 🧞‍♀️And, Cousin Joe, it’s one thing to have, “Oh, Hey Hallie Jackson, duke it out with La Pundita on the same time-slot, but Benice!? Come’on Man!

But speaking of RACKs… NIKE unveils it’s new Spring Break sports Bra, bro! Check it out, its a LIFT-er-Upper, “and One, and One, and WAN is TREE”, yeah, Buddy.

Who’s afraid of The Pub? .:. F2EF8D8A-B6AD-4364-AD3E-937DBD336D76 .:. KNOT Mí, D.A.T.’s WHO, ese.

 

One Nine : One Five… El Chuco forever (area code), period!

Let It BLeeD… sponsored by Vania

Hoy no hubo Black Panther. ONCA follows, and at La promenade des Anglais in Old Nice, a certain MARBLE MAN with ties to the best built chimneys in the PACA region cannot LET Me tell a lie, because it’s TROU!!!

The following is a public service announcement:

Puzzle piece N°: 697A8214-49FE-4012-90A5-0F6800B2EF2B 🔊 Deer, Residents of WAKANDA, nevermind the Hype, and in advance of today’s Goncourt’s book feature, All Apologies, because Eye has seen this movie aussi³. it played at THE JAZZ FESTIVAL à La Défense (2014), when A Certain SAX player from Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua) México was awarded the Keys to the City.

And in Paris, Virginie is trowing away the White Scarfs, and the abandoned daughter of Jewel is pulling all the Stops on the Presse with a Sports coat on the frame. In Washington, Brian Williams can check Öüï whenever it is deemed appropriate.

Listen Up, OHIO, 🗣 Without FELA KUTI there is no such thing as a “RAM on The RUN”.

FELA FOR PRESIDENT OF OHIO

Hey, Hot Scarf… all i need is a PINT a They!

🎶 …[N]eurotic to the point of 🗣🔊

Dear France, the only way that you can beat me is when i fall a sleep, when YOUR “V…ery French” minions cheat on the « test », or when you pull the MONARCH effect. I sincerely hope that it is not the latter, because you will unleash the IRE of “el Patrón”, i guarantee it. But, yes, if you play like in 1934 you will crush me, allowing with that move that a new Hitler appears and finishes the job that Will Make You Look “V…ery” Good without me. Have-at-it, Marianne, you too have seen that movie before. And then you wonder why some « paysans » in Alsace believe that “Lizard People” exist.

And, Cousin Joe, lest you forget that incident where the Buzzfeed crowd from February the 5th of 2016 (now “collaborating” with The New York Times) at The Unesco, then you will forget how the “intermezzo” poster was used by then Republican candidate, Donald J. Trump to jump onto the stage. Witt this in mind, please do consider the following:

The only good thing that came out of the Trump mini-series is that The Lincoln Project POLITICAL ACTION commitTEE collaborators became “V…ery very rich” in that process.

But then again, you dumb blind country lawyer, don’t forget that “Loki is the god of mischief”… Willie Geist told you so.

_ am I just paranoid, yada, yada, yada, hope you had the time of your life 🎵🎵🎵

Y tu mamá también, with Mateo García and Gastón* Robles follows, but If-and-ONLY “If”, continues and/or remains at the Side of The Road, con don Andrés… CALAMARO! Cabrones, knot “con el otro güey” dizQue “Obrador ».

* Some of the actors names HAVE BEEN CHANGED to protect the cast of characters from the shade of El Chivo Lubezki

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Germán_Robles

CONOCIMIENTO de CAUSA desde El Cauce

Joaquín Murrieta era mexicano. Walt Disney turned his life into the Scripts for “Zorro” and Pablo Neruda es puto…  y los detectives salvajes are a bunch of fags, period and Holà.

In Paris, France: If, and ONLY IF, BFMTV would follow the historicity of JOUR et NUIT* and La Mairie de Paris (2011-2015) from the bottom of the Eiffel Tower to the back of The Statue of Saint-Michel, then, mi querida « Hot Pants » BFMTV would understand the difference between an abandon PUBLIC BUILDING and a Home Alone.

* Alejandro “Saga” Salazar and his wife Morgana, the proprietors of Jour et Nuit Espace Culturelle, will and CANNOT, let me tell a lie. Los TRAIDORES de México used to play there and even they, stopped playing FANDANGO when Sergio “el bailador » y su comadre Georgina moved in…to the Gilberto Bosques abandoned house in MARSEILLE.

BUT FO’ist… i don’t think BFMTV knows what the term “squattors” means, what they think that the term Squat means, but then that’s their fucking job. Here’s a proposition, the Germans that occupied the homes of French citizens when The “V…ichy French*” looked the other way are not squatters, hence the term “occupied” used in this paragraph as a KEY delimiter; The Spanish Resistance who squatted abandoned buildings were filling-in necessary SPACES on the scene of La Seine.

In case you missed it, here’s a Note to non-readers, the “V” in the “V…ichy French” of course delimits those that i refer to as, The V…ery French.

“Boum”… Deer, Adrienne Elrod — Cc: GiBo París

How’s that “Hamburgers in Paradise” universe working for Mme. Pant Suit? Issy, this too is part of La Memoria… and Willie Geist, the U.S. Code of Military Justice just went the way of the Hippocratic Oath in the State of Texas and, AYOTZINAPA para espontáneos en México Lindo y Querido.

Deer, Adrianne Elrod

Deer, Adrianne Elrod.:.4225AA27-B7D3-4540-A9A4-D20C9F16DE8C -_|_- “Amigos” de la Asociación Gilberto Bosques en París, Francia ; “Camaradas” de El Club del Profesor (doctor en política) John Mill Ackerman ; MORENA FRANCIA y Frente Amplio de Izquierda en Francia: ¡SALUDOS!!! Y por supuesto el CONTEXTO para el PRESIDENTE DE LA CORTE ADMINISTRATIVA DE PARÍS, follows.

Now beeCause Radio France is on Strike, öüì take it upon ourselves to walk and chew non chlorinated chicken soup for the Soul… at the same thyme.

Porky Pig’s Portrait would have done the
“interim” job of The president’s picture.

Deer, Willie Geist, i (armando segovia) can confirm that the President’s pork loin Face picture was not hanged at the U.S.  Embassy in Paris, France  during the 1st quarter of 2017. There is cctv video of mi walking to report a stole SSN nº ( mine),  i (armando segovia) inquired why the Idiot–in–Chief’s mug shot was not hanging by a thread and the legal counsel there (at the Embassy) replied that the official “portrait” had yet to arrive from The U.S., now, of the top of my memory, this personal inquiry happened weeks after after President Macron was elected into office. President Macron’s official portrait by the way, went up all over France the week after he was being congratulated by Vladimir Putin’s “bottom-bitch”.

 

1 de marzo*, 2019 — Who’s on Third?

*29 de febrero del 2019

All in on Chrissy Hayes:D1D7C6D1-AB68-487C-BA8D-20D43CA8046C —•_!_•—

Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México —en Madrid— no me puede dejar mentir:

Bee careful for what You, Alicia Leos, wish for, because el mexicano más buscado en el mundo entero, just might get it.

In other news, masked midgets** storm the North Korean Embassy in España. Early preliminary assumptions suggest that the little fuckers were on the hunt for red october Vodka receipts from the Dutchman’s liquour delivery route.

Mean, while a Brave new ward awaits

PARIS EST à NOUS:43B36D6F-D1BF-4585-841B-199C494346DA •!• … o cómo dicen los muy franceses EN madame Figaro: CYNIQUE et JUBILATOIRE.

Still to come on:
Political Purgatory. Season in the Abyss; Pilot Episode.

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Upon arriving to internal processing, Zbigniew gets assigned to KP duty. Léon is the chef [played by Bradley Cooper] and he instructs Zbigniew that he must serve HAMBURGERS, —IN PARADISE— to the Stalin delegation who are on their way to visit the Trump wormhole.

Anygüey: it is now Önë o’Clock in CET.

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