You can go to the movies with Pablo Gleason now. Enjoy the ice cream in Cuernavaca.
member’ Now, it’s a 36-hour news cycle, not an influencer’s 29 or 6 to 4 in Chicago.
Any 🦉 hoot, Doña Poni… It used to be 25 but that was like 4 minutes ago…
³~. Vientos, Rafita! 🌬️ vientos.
Wasted Time
Current time in CET is 18h40 and in Paris the temperature is 41°C or,
(41 °C × 9/5) + 32 = 105,8 °F… sources close to Saint-Michel in northern France relay that the so-called heat dome will relent this weekend but confirm that the frogs in uniform will fucking hate the military parade of Bastille Day next month, —as the world turns.
We last saw, but did not interact with the préfecture de police’s favorite Latin American media asset, Raphaël Moran, as Öüï was exiting “la tardeada” de France Inter Paris (fip for listeners) at les Arènes during the RADIO solstice-es celebration to usher in la Fête de la musique, the noble savage ; per Christopher Domínguez Michael’s description of la Alliance française perfect balance, (as French people call them).
Any hoot, Véronique Sanson, if only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination 🪴
In local news, for some strange reason the CITY of PARIS changed the hours of one of the only AIR CONDITIONED libraries in all of France, let me write that again, In-All-Of-France, during record-breaking temperatures. La Canopée in question also houses a toddler space, which is a perfect complement for to all of the JEFFERY EPSTIEN ‘au-pairs’ living the Emily in Paris dream, but that is another story ; the context here mister mayor is that, “for what shall it profit a POLITICIAN, if he shall gain the CITY of PARIS, if his constituents burn their SOLES under 40°C temperatures?”
The following is a Public Service Announcement:
In Local News
Attention camp, the mediateque and library at Les Halles changed thier operating hours from 14h – 18h to 10h – 14h. Sources close to the Paris Tourism Board relay that the Paris Mediation Committee dictated that FRENCH LOGIC demands that operating hours be set for the relatively cooler morning hours rather than maintaining La Canopée open when those ‘au pairs’ need it the most.
Simonne que sí Rafis, of course que oui, heck Raf—mister and mistress Bloch ⚰️ Vidal would probably listen to your advice and give their trusted sources to Stephanie 🛂 Menou à Cité, as Évry French returning journalist from ultramar must (according to the advice given that you (sir) once gave to me³).
³~. Armando Segovia
Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.
… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.
“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³
Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael
… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.
³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma
Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.
… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖
Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?
Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-09-juin-2026
La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.
Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.
The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..
Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.
Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.
… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.
Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.
Sweet Dreams are made of this.
*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that. A few minutes after my assigned interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.
Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.
The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.
hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.
The French Elegance of Susan Collins… 🎖️
Issy-mister-Président… Indignez-vous ! And, don’t forget to cackle
Monsieur le Président, décernez la Légion d’honneur à Tony Palma³, d’Emmaüs
³~. Just like l’abbé Pierre got… 🎶 All Those Years Ago
MAP legend⁷ follows for 18/12/2021… at Snake Park on the MANDELA’s Garden of Les Halles ; don’t forget your baggage, you are KNOT going to like the way you look, Eye guarantees, —IT!
… and Jacqueline Alemany, welcome back here’s a legend in-no-particular alphabetical order :
d. Garden arch tunnel .
a. That thing there was built to look exactly like a serpent and the “thin curve” that shows from the perspective of the “google machine satellite view” is actually a little cut-out cave, perhaps representing where a snake would have it’s belly.
b. Entryway to the arch tunnel.
c. Blind area inside of the playground not visable from the outside.
or numerical logic :
Clock that
2. Easiest entry/exit into the playground after closing hours.
1. Just a regular promenade in France
Any 🦉 hoot, after the “emotion” on the pages of the highest’s of ministries in this hexagone called France, it’s “Le Meximalisme” de Libération », a look back at David Guetta’s frechiefication of “la charreada at la Bpi », so go ahead, “Play Hard” and roost among your hens.
Rudo y Cursi … or how el GATT pushed MÉXICO ’86 con “la mano de dios”.
En fin DIEGO CALMARD, i see your “Tlacuache Muerto” and i raise Ewe, “Machete Amellado” para el MUNDIAL REFORMISTA, cleptocrático y nepotista de DONALD ‘infantino’ TRUMP.
Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.
Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…
https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure
First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…
It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.
https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up
Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.
Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.
Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.
Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.
The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that my girlfriend (Dom La Nena) doesn’t read it at all, atoll France, a toll 🫴🏼
Funámbulos on a wire, followed by Mamá Romina y su conjunto Tángazo.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /la-matinale-avec-birds-on-a-wire-chansons-ardentes
Any 🦉 hoot, unlike other clowns in Russia, who were mostly Italian or (wo’ist) French, or came from unrefined Yiddish balaganisms, the Durovs much like ROBIN of LOCKSLEY in Rosbiflandia (🇬🇧) could express themselves in crisp, articulate Russian.
Robin Hood: I’ve come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Entonces, Marjolena Portenkalten-Nena… Eye has it on good authority to relay to the Letter ‘N’ across La France, that los PiPoPes de la Sierra have grown the balls, France—THE BALLS!!! To Invade Issy-les-Moulineaux on Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
[referring to the then-recent blockbuster Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, in which Kevin Costner played the role with an American accent]
De cualquier manera Marjo, Mike Patton of “I Can’t Believe Eye has Faith no More’ fame wants to know if it’s Ever-Way-Too Early to listen to Birds on A Wire, sources close to South Street Lounge in New York City relay that like a good whiskey, it’s never too early for “La Nena”, heck! Some even have Dom, but you would never call a Mimosa, “champagne”, not before 09h in any-given-time zone
And if you are new to this most non-consequential blog, Welcome! And before you go and get yourself lost (in translation) en las gradas del gran circo, please be advised that if you translate this blog using an online translator, any and all of #Em, you are going to get nothing but Yiddish balaganisms and Caló gobbledygook.
Additionally, the running-time for the final edit for copy is 36 hours, not the faggety 24h that mainstream propaganda propagates and proliferates on the nEwS. In other words, the whiskey spoken at 6 in the morning is/has not even aged long enough to capture the context of 01h or Three in the mo’ning near or about Châtelet.
Things We Said to They:
Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”
Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.
🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.
Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.
³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA
07h58… no JOY fo’Stevie, wonder on your own time Siren, right now Eye Needs Ewe to sign this SEAL and deliver my message, “Try To Relax”… Brandford Marseilles and The Tabasco Bastardos star in no particular order tonight at 7. But first it’s AND or César but not the whole Enchilada!
San Día linear con curvas de mañana
and for the record: fuck Keith Jarrett, Brandford plays what Brandford wants. And keep your fucking amplifier. No AMP.
In the mean~Thyme… Eye just wants to send a shout-out to the good soldiers of Claudia Sheinbaum at ÓRBITA 106.7 de freaküenzia de morena that, your little IMER signal is transmitting on one channel only, entiendo lo de “las Aüs-teridades” pero regresar la sintonía a mono!? Eye loves the AM but, only 1000 en La Rancherita
We’ll Be Right Back
CIENFUEGOS follows on the Emily Bloom-Met-Singers Discomobile…
It’s the infantalization of The White Album and other Surf Songs with Charlie
⚾ Ewe can’t always Break what You Wants.
… but if Ewe tries some Thyme
Narcos came to France, and then Ewe guessed it! Sean Penn went skateboarding.
GLORY BOX!!! NEIN, 9, IX !!! The arrangement calls for a New Thing and it’s the answer to the “glory Whole”. Öüï calls it another thing.
It separates cocaine from Ketchup, aussi.
https ://animalpolitico .com /seguridad /gobierno-amlo —pegasus-— spionaje-2019 #google_vignette
AMLO’s government used Pegasus🪽 to spy on at least 456 people between April and May 2019, according to court 🪶 documents
This is a work in progress.
It”s based on a Latin rhythm called La Boss is No•Va, but it’s KNOT 🎶 really the The Boss, No•Va ⛽. And if you understand that reference then you know that Öüï is talking about 🎺 La Dictadura Perfecta y el hueso 🦴 para El Salvador.
Live Wire… told you that i was going to grow oregano out of Ewe.