Category Archives: Art R-776 (Comedia d’Enredos)

Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-09-juin-2026

La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮‍♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.

 

Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

 

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew …

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

My MAINE page tú : FRANCE ⚖️

The French Elegance of Susan Collins… 🎖️

Lyhanna’s disappearance: a body, “wearing clothes similar” to the child’s, was discovered on a farm in Gers.

Issy-mister-Président… Indignez-vous ! And, don’t forget to cackle

Monsieur le Président, décernez la Légion d’honneur à Tony Palma³, d’Emmaüs

³~. Just like l’abbé Pierre got… 🎶 All Those Years Ago

MAP legend⁷ follows for 18/12/2021… at Snake Park on the MANDELA’s Garden of Les Halles ; don’t forget your baggage, you are KNOT going to like the way you look, Eye guarantees, —IT!

 

… and Jacqueline Alemany, welcome back here’s a legend in-no-particular alphabetical order :

d. Garden arch tunnel .
a. That thing there was built to look exactly like a serpent and the “thin curve” that shows from the perspective of the “google machine satellite view” is actually a little cut-out cave, perhaps representing where a snake would have it’s belly.
b. Entryway to the arch tunnel.
c. Blind area inside of the playground not visable from the outside.

or numerical logic :

Clock that

2. Easiest entry/exit into the playground after closing hours.
1. Just a regular promenade in France

Any 🦉 hoot, after the “emotion” on the pages of the highest’s of ministries in this hexagone called France, it’s “Le Meximalisme” de Libération », a look back at David Guetta’s frechiefication of “la charreada at la Bpi », so go ahead, “Play Hard” and roost among your hens.

Rudo y Cursi … or how el GATT pushed MÉXICO ’86 con “la mano de dios”.

En fin DIEGO CALMARD, i see your “Tlacuache Muerto” and i raise Ewe, “Machete Amellado” para el MUNDIAL REFORMISTA, cleptocrático y nepotista de DONALD ‘infantino’ TRUMP.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

Up next, Birds on A Wire and a bunch of GITANOS

The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that my girlfriend (Dom La Nena) doesn’t read it at all, atoll France, a toll 🫴🏼

Funámbulos on a wire, followed by Mamá Romina y su conjunto Tángazo.

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /la-matinale-avec-birds-on-a-wire-chansons-ardentes

Any 🦉 hoot, unlike other clowns in Russia, who were mostly Italian or (wo’ist) French, or came from unrefined Yiddish balaganisms, the Durovs much like ROBIN of LOCKSLEY in Rosbiflandia (🇬🇧) could express themselves in crisp, articulate Russian.

Robin Hood: I’ve come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?

Entonces, Marjolena Portenkalten-Nena… Eye has it on good authority to relay to the Letter ‘N’ across La France, that los PiPoPes de la Sierra have grown the balls, France—THE BALLS!!! To Invade Issy-les-Moulineaux on Cinco de Mayo weekend.

Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

[referring to the then-recent blockbuster Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, in which Kevin Costner played the role with an American accent]

De cualquier manera Marjo, Mike Patton of “I Can’t Believe Eye has Faith no More’ fame wants to know if it’s Ever-Way-Too Early to listen to Birds on A Wire, sources close to South Street Lounge in New York City relay that like a good whiskey, it’s never too early for “La Nena”, heck! Some even have Dom, but you would never call a Mimosa, “champagne”, not before 09h in any-given-time zone

 

And if you are new to this most non-consequential blog, Welcome! And before you go and get yourself lost (in translation) en las gradas del gran circo, please be advised that if you translate this blog using an online translator, any and all of #Em, you are going to get nothing but Yiddish balaganisms and Caló gobbledygook.

Additionally, the running-time for the final edit for copy is 36 hours, not the faggety 24h that mainstream propaganda propagates and proliferates on the nEwS. In other words, the whiskey spoken at 6 in the morning is/has not even aged long enough to capture the context of 01h or Three in the mo’ning near or about Châtelet.

1 de enero 2026 🦖 La la la la-la la-la I Love L.A.

Things We Said to They:

Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”

Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.

🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.

 

Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.

³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA

In Paris, France, fip—á—fip is stacking the “Mambos diffusés” with fluff

07h58… no JOY fo’Stevie, wonder on your own time Siren, right now Eye Needs Ewe to sign this SEAL and deliver my message, “Try To Relax”… Brandford Marseilles and The Tabasco Bastardos star in no particular order tonight at 7. But first it’s AND or César but not the whole Enchilada!

San Día linear con curvas de mañana

and for the record: fuck Keith Jarrett, Brandford plays what Brandford wants. And keep your fucking amplifier. No AMP.

In the mean~Thyme… Eye just wants to send a shout-out to the good soldiers of Claudia Sheinbaum at ÓRBITA 106.7 de freaküenzia de morena that, your little IMER signal is transmitting on one channel only, entiendo lo de “las Aüs-teridades” pero regresar la sintonía a mono!? Eye loves the AM but, only 1000 en La Rancherita 

We’ll Be Right Back

CIENFUEGOS follows on the Emily Bloom-Met-Singers Discomobile…
It’s the infantalization of The White Album and other Surf Songs with Charlie

You are welcome deer… The Knuckler

⚾ Ewe can’t always Break what You Wants.

… but if Ewe tries some Thyme

 

Narcos came to France, and then Ewe guessed it! Sean Penn went skateboarding.

GLORY BOX!!! NEIN, 9, IX !!! The arrangement calls for a New Thing and it’s the answer to the “glory Whole”. Öüï calls it another thing.

It separates cocaine from Ketchup, aussi.

https ://animalpolitico .com /seguridad /gobierno-amlo —pegasus-— spionaje-2019 #google_vignette

AMLO’s government used Pegasus🪽  to spy on at least 456 people between April and May 2019, according to court 🪶 documents

 

This is a work in progress.

 

It”s based on a Latin rhythm called La Boss is No•Va, but it’s KNOT 🎶 really the The Boss, No•Va ⛽. And if you understand that reference then you know that Öüï is talking about 🎺 La Dictadura Perfecta y el hueso 🦴 para El Salvador.

Live Wire… told you that i was going to grow oregano out of Ewe.

Previously on, “For Your VIVA MÉXICO Rencontres Cinématographiques”

³~.

Welcome to my threshold… Happy Birthday Révolution, just standing here watching the world fall apart.

 

Never mind AYOTZINAPA, Omar GARCÍA, doña BARBARA CAROL de OBESIDAD and Eugenio DERVEZ will wipe clean the memoria de tus compañeros estudiantes MASACRADOS en las mismas 24 horas cuando STEPHANIE MENOU’s supervisor at Cité, pulled my journalistic privileges in France.

In local news, Mika Brzezinski and Red Psaki present the “Josephine Award” for hartistas de la democracia in New York City. At studio 43 of la maison de la radio on The Seine, Susana PUBeda presented the “Here Oh Awards” to a bunch of talented cunts.

Still to come, “Job Dating with Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg”

Ayotzinapa para cinéfilos, and a Bedtime Story for 
rance🟡CULTURE

 

Década de México en Francia… El “Che” Guevara era joto.

SUDDENLY…

Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg learns that SheInBaum will diss ZELENSKYY, and praise on the SAME day, a “masters class” in Mexican Cinéma at La Sorbonne.

Know your plastic, value your dress 👗 “you wild bitch!”.

After the break, PETER CAT RECORDING COMPANY renders “La Chona” and, “La Negra Tomasa” can’t get enough of those fucking Indians.

Blame the dream, knot the dreamer

It’s 9 a.m. in Central Europe.

… but first, a word from our sponsors:

Évry Parisian slit… loves Johnny with Ca$h

Wash, rinse, dry and, —repeat as needed.

In Washington, D.C., President Biden got the COVID, and candidate Donald Trump just split the Rubik Cube and had Kryptonite for brunch.

And, Elise Jordania, it’s almost 10 a.m. in E.S.T. and you are still in your Silky-Satinie p-jammies? WTF, Elise, the Tiki Lamps are coming, the Tiki Lamps are coming 🕯️🕯️🕯️.

And, Simone Sanders, no woman, no woman no cry.

With a Left Like That, you know Europe is fucked — 2x… Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yhea, yeah, yeah, yeah 👍🏼.

Breaking in “America”… a turtle is spotted sitting all along the watchtower, the turtle did not get there by its own initiative, the turtle was placed there WHILE MSNBC pundits were put on listening silence, —with the squelch off.

At the movies: it’s one about serving cold cuts, featuring The Count of Monte-Cristo.

“STATE OF LOVE“, « PASSING RELATIONSHIPS » : WHEN THE ABBÉ PIERRE SPOKE OF HIS VOW OF CHASTITY

Ah, yes… the French.

Meanwhile, at number 32 of la rue des Bourdonnais, París-🎯… casi esquina with the Elementary School at Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois_  Staff and clochards alike and all along la rue de Ravioli woke up to a scene out of the Chihuahuita³ district with metal fences splitting the sidewalk from the  buildings securing, like a PEPSI®️loving Khrushchev did in the early 20th Century Sixties in Berlin, all of the €1600 ticket holders to the opening ceremony of the Olympics.

The following is a public service announcement:

Here yeh! Hear ye! By order of Padmé Queen of Naboo, “anybody caught wearing shorts and sandals in or around Paris, France, will be shot on sight!, period”.

https ://www .celebitchy .com /natalie_portman_french_are_judgmental_about_how_you_are_how_you_look/

By the time 10 a.m. rolled around the sound of a helicopter, hovering around la plaza del teatro de los dos pueblos en Châtelet, polluted the ambience with a South Central L.A. vibe.

Eye swears that if car alarms start to go off, every five minutes, —Öüï is moving over to Rambuteau.

³~. District in “that West Texas town of El Paso”, which should not be confused with the “chihuahuitas” south of Samalayuca 🏜️ and Villa Ahumada, because Mexicans are not a monolithic bunch… there are all kinds of Chihuahuas out there, my favorite “chihuahuita” is of course the Taco Bell™️ mascot.

🎶 Évry body here is outta’ sight

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.