“… [B]ecause, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

Imagine thatthe year is 1192 and on a day like today Richard the Lionheart re-embarks for England, ending the Third Crusade in the Holy Land.

The Third Crusade 

La Alternativa de PAU… and in Hilo, Hawaii, it is of course Primetime, in Paris, France, the news from the place where Marie-Ange knows our names, the Lazarus man rose from El Más Allá after being pronounced “tostito-sans-salsa” just a few days ago and, notwithstanding if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson³ then you know what those long-long overtime hours at the re-animation clinic feel like.

The Kings’ Crusade

Note to editors, what are the odds that we are “Back, in the US, back in the US back, in the USS…”, RAFAH, it’s silly, I know³, but so is the way that history rhymes, but y’all don’t have to take my typos for, IT!, look it up, THE USS FORD (Gerald R. one-each) is parked next to RAFAH, or close enough being that RAFAH is land-locked with this passage to CAIRO, which I visisted on Saturday and you are not going to believe who I ran into there, non other than PABLO and his ATELIER, HECK, Lieutenant Colonel Hecht of the Israeli occupation forces, MEXICO’s Heart was right next to Pablo’s Atelier, check it out; —Bitch!

Down CAIRO’s passage way, but first, Romania celebrates Holocaust Day… and isn’t it, ironic, is the United States executive branch of government going to support Israel narco-style rétribution in Gaza? because if the Catholic president does, then the Catholic president at the Oval Office in Washington, D.C., will go down in history like Eugenio Maria Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli better known as Hitler’s Pope did, and who, on a day like today, the son of a bitch went Straight to Hell, via Agentina and a layover in Chile, Uruguay, and Brazil.

I mean, c’mon man! You don’t think that PIO XII made “the great” now did you, And knowing the Germans, that super imposed drape over the Brandenburg Gate does not mean what you probably think that it does.

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff… my friend Ahchoo.
– Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He’s black?
– Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in “Blazing Saddles”.

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