“… [B]ecause, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

Imagine thatthe year is 1192 and on a day like today Richard the Lionheart re-embarks for England, ending the Third Crusade in the Holy Land.

The Third Crusade 

La Alternativa de PAU… and in Hilo, Hawaii, it is of course Primetime, in Paris, France, the news from the place where Marie-Ange knows our names, the Lazarus man rose from El Más Allá after being pronounced “tostito-sans-salsa” just a few days ago and, notwithstanding if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson³ then you know what those long-long overtime hours at the re-animation clinic feel like.

The Kings’ Crusade

Note to editors, what are the odds that we are “Back, in the US, back in the US back, in the USS…”, RAFAH, it’s silly, I know³, but so is the way that history rhymes, but y’all don’t have to take my typos for, IT!, look it up, THE USS FORD (Gerald R. one-each) is parked next to RAFAH, or close enough being that RAFAH is land-locked with this passage to CAIRO, which I visisted on Saturday and you are not going to believe who I ran into there, non other than PABLO and his ATELIER, HECK, Lieutenant Colonel Hecht of the Israeli occupation forces, MEXICO’s Heart was right next to Pablo’s Atelier, check it out; —Bitch!

Down CAIRO’s passage way, but first, Romania celebrates Holocaust Day… and isn’t it, ironic, is the United States executive branch of government going to support Israel narco-style rétribution in Gaza? because if the Catholic president does, then the Catholic president at the Oval Office in Washington, D.C., will go down in history like Eugenio Maria Giuseppe Giovanni Pacelli better known as Hitler’s Pope did, and who, on a day like today, the son of a bitch went Straight to Hell, via Agentina and a layover in Chile, Uruguay, and Brazil.

I mean, c’mon man! You don’t think that PIO XII made “the great” now did you, And knowing the Germans, that super imposed drape over the Brandenburg Gate does not mean what you probably think that it does.

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff… my friend Ahchoo.
– Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He’s black?
– Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in “Blazing Saddles”.

Sweet Child Believer of Daydreams of Mine 🌹 WHERE is YOUR PEGASUS† now?



~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pegasus_ (logiciel_espion)

³~. por nada señor Alberto Nájar, POR NADA! Saludos al doctor Francisco Daniel Abundis (malgré del TEC de Monterrey) en su entrevista. 16h50 (CET) OCHO de la mañana en la CDMX.

En tres años, aumentó 12% el trabajo infantil en México

Page Two:

The settlements of ZION, I am going to have to re-evaluate Bob Marley’s lion, not because of the melody, I Dig Love, and first and foremost I like my foreskin, let’s get that out of the way from THE ADL*, secondly, nobody is saying that Israel does not have the right to its own land, or to defend it, I guess what the MORTARS are saying is that ISRAEL does not have the right to manage GAZA like a CONCENTRATION camp, so yeah, nice Gate you got there, BERLIN.

*~. Anti-Defamation League

Support your local NETºANYAºWHO genocide control units

Howard Johnson : They say that now, in Paris, France, EVEN AS WE SPEAK, Louis Pasteur is wondering about the following…

It’s a sad thing that not so long ago, weeks at most, protest against Prime Minister Netanyahu flooded the main streets in Tel Aviv and other assorted biblical metropoles, because if re-elected, which he was, Israel would begin to see how Bibi would step over Israeli’s citizens rights.

Think of it, gentlemen, did you see any footage (in real time) from those anti-Bibi protest where Israeli citizens would reflect on the old GERMAN ADAGIO,  « first they came for, yada, yada, yada, and I ONLY WORRIED ABOUT MY Abrahamic Laws and not of the neighbors’ plight » ?

Vulgar Display of Circumcision… Happiness is a warm schaWARma, ma’.


What a HECHT, Lieutenant Colonel… you started this, your “peoples army of Israeli bullies, BULLIES,” I repeat… of BARBARIANS who mutilate newborns did this. Not Palestine. Palestine Did Nothing Wrong.

Hasta La Victoria Siempre… Joe Scarborough is on Vacation, as usual in Nantucket eating kosher shrimp and gentile pigs.

But don’t worry, Katty Kay, Cousin Joe is eating the “good” kind of PIGS, check it Out, it was BURT LANCASTER’S favorite band before Mister Elizabeth Taylor went the way of The Field of Dreams, in Oh-Hi-Oh… not necessarily at Camp David, Ignatius.


*~. Now according to Jewish Scripture, lobster (especially the Athenian Rock Lobster delivered by the B-52’s) is not KOSHER, but leave it to some Abrahamic Mainers to develop a “pronounced fondness for one of this state’s [MAINE] signature dish,”  according to the MAine Jewish History Project… fair enough, but the makers of that Colby College project swear that those same Abrahamic Mainers will never eat pork, another forbiden food, but, and it’s an interesting but, those same Abrahamic Mainers will dress-up like a pig and beat the crap out of any-given-you.

… any how, Katty Kay, you were there just a few episodes ago from the Field of Dreams live stream — lawnmower and all— HECK, Lieutenant Col. Hecht, WILLIE GEIST had just noted on the spot back then that none other than Burt Lancaster had played his final role, before it was curtains for him, as the good medical doctor to Kevin Costner there.

The film (Field of Dreams) does not show, IT!, but Mister Cleopatra 🎬🎞️🎬🎞️🎥 was there as an undercover doctor of the Hoover boys, also known on the TeLeVisIon as the G-men. People laughed when I noted this back in 1973, but as usual White Anglo Saxon Protestants where all full of Ford and his OCTANE from the Middle East.

Previously on, “Attention All Units!”, it’s DINAH thyme 🎺 : ejotes³ en mantequilla

Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell.
Bad Religion

50 years and one-they later… Y Cayó la Bomba (Fétida)

Backward Difference…
You can’t see it, but the Moon 🪞 reflection is smacked right in the middle of that Golden pup-tent on Le Socle, do thé maths or wait one for a different view with an Angle from the Astros… Goooooo, Dodgers ☄️


🎸 We’re living in the denoument of the battle’s gripping awe,So what’s the use of being good to satisfy them all? 🥁

~. As in… Goliath learned to paraglide 🗡️ and caught David with his tent ⛺ up 😴💤 and his pajamas on. Oh, the humanity.

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong… it was a pristine attack. To re-iterate, Netanyahou’s DEMONS follows. This of course will disproportionately benefit MACDONALD/Douglas, Raytheon and the PENTAGON—ISRAELI military 🪖🎖️ Industrial MONSTERS.

Albur De Amor
Vicente Fernández, en la Voz de Alicia Leos y su mariachi Las Arrieras.

 🎺 Y todavía valor me sobra Hasta onde tuve apostéSi me matan a balazosQue me maten, al cabo, ¿y qué? 🎻

Now if you are like them fip . fr Sirènes, EWE all are probably ignoring LAS JUDIAS, as fresh garden GREEN BEANS are known in Spain, where Öüï might add, has never BEAN! — … any how here’s some useful information that the Filthy French will not get, get it?, will KNOT get on the Sunday edition of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, so, without further ADO… Hereeeeeee’s Johnny:

Breaking 💔:
Israel bombards Gaza after Hamas launches massive opération. At least 22 killed (13h CET) on the Israeli SIDE after a multi-front attack.

https ://apnews .com /article


PubLick SerVice AnnoUn-Cement

Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, and Laboratorios Lo Real de L’Oréal en Levallois-Perret sous Savons-des-Perros Agradecidos (92300) presentan su nuevo producto ancestral para aniquilar a LAS CHINCHES de París “ON THEIR FUCKING TRACKS, period! »…

It’s like the VELCRO for yer’KASHMIR, patron! But instead of clinging-on, this natural ancestral product IMPALES thier little fucking extremities and ZEPPELIN goes here, now RAMBLE-ON you filthy fuckers.

A recently rediscovered ancestral method involves placing fresh green bean leaves around the bed.

John Bonham, notorious ejote eater… his farts are FUN°Kee. But don’t take our word for it, here’s that RECENTLY out-of-the-closet RACIST magazine, ROLLING STONE (1975) :

Bonham … is a steak-and-potatoes percussionist, handpicked, one assumes, for his ability to supply a plodding, stolid, rock-solid bottom—no one has ever accused Led Zeppelin of swinging.

These plants have sharp hairs (trichomes) that act like a nail board for bedbugs to impale their legs on. As the leaves wither quickly, researchers are trying to develop a comparable surface to trap these bugs.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Punaise_de_lit

~. You forgot the buttered green beans mister Jim Miller (1975), Eye bets that you are all full of GINGER and his fucking BAKER, Eric Clapton. Well mister Miller, —fuck you and the “subtlety” of god.

I Am An Anti-denti And I Am An Anti-christ
erradicate dentists… brush your fucking theet, you bums!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /John_Bonham

Chinches in París… I’m yer’Huckleberry.

Attention all units… there’s a Red chinche at the museum 🖼️

Chinche spotted at the Picasso Museum in Paris. Visitors are advised to not, Öüï repeats, Tú Knot 🪢 sit yo’fine asses on any cushioned Share.

³~. Blanc no more. You are welcome 🤗


From the electors of, “My Niggas In Paris” and Enrique Peña Nieto, comes the story of Ayotzinapa at El Teatro de Châtelet.

But First: Denis Soula is a fucking Chinche…

There is a Chinche on Deadline, period!

La chinche de Pablo, the most pussy-whooped of the carte blanche 🎺🎺🎺 📎

And here is “Y”: 41:29 (Uhfff!) , 41:31 (Ahaaa!) , 41:33 (Wheau! — facile, eh…) , and then BANG!  42:13³ (AU!… followed by a very disimulado suttle-sounding squirm with an urgent desire to respond in real time) 

³~. She Came In Through the Siren’s Radio exactly when Redd Sonya Mellah y Pella annoncé the album AURORA (punto y coma) on the Act Music & Vision label, featuring Verneri Pajuelas… perdon, Verneri Pohjola’s: FOR THREE

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-ladaniva- 

Sponosored by: “Eye can’t believe it’s not butter“, and the council for the “Friends don’t let friends smoke CBD“… no sea culo y fume mota!

Eye gotcha, bitch!


… news from the Tur is that she is driving, and she don’t care, witnesses heard a “beep beep and beep y yeah”

And, Nicole Deadline… Australia is the Enemy. IBID.

Ewe got it… yo no busco, —encuentro.

No Zodiac needed, unless you are part of The Paris Tourism Board, who lack the imagination, but those motherfuckers are, SURVEY SAYS: full of Ideas.

Donnie Deutsch ancestors bought Manhattan for $24 U.S. Dollars and a fluffy beaver 🦫… and in Paris, Third barrio, the Mexicans brought marbles to buy Paname, the event takes place on the eve of the First Venetian Spaniard en Yucatán… bomba.

Closed for set up.


…  por ejemplo, mister Secy. of Transportation, I could literally see MÉXICO from the Picasso Museum’s back door.

But seriously Volks… does anybody remember land lines?

Baby, you can drive my car 🚗… yes I’m gonna be a star.

Big enough to fit all circus clowns… Shriners are of course, fags Aussie (therefore) …

🎶 Oh, oh… dear, Yoko — María 🍄 Sabina… me quieren gobernar

Living on a sleeping prayer, thank you Jesus, —Tgank Ewe, Lorde.

… and starring as Io, is of course May Pang, y’all.

SEX MAGICK or how I learned to love the tour guide at the Picasso Museum in Paris, France, and here is Y*:

MARR Y THÉRÉSA me quieren gobernar…
Y Io le sigue – le sigue…
La Corriente.

The Thyme Machine on a Long Island Iced Tea with a twist of Piña Colada on the Bavarian Purity Law of hops.

*~. Pronounced as, “why

CELESTIAL COORDINATES are available upon request… but only for the underground section of the Museum, the top floors are, and Eye Shits, EWE knots, under “occupation”, shall Öüï say. Still, top-notch pornography (no photography) for those with Eyes-Wide-Shut to see.

In baseball news… The Republicans are competing for who is going to have their mug painted by Pick-assa.


Wall Street in°GLISH

Dead nature follows, with Willie Heist, on to Theys edition, it’s motherfucking inanimate objects on his motherfucking Sunday Show…

Now about your Thursday’s guest, —ai’ fought the law and El Paso won. Ask, Justice Thomas, (Libra ⚖️) he’ll show you but won’t tell you³, “fuck Anita, there is no justice, this is planet earth! It’s ruled by psychopaths.

Öüï now switch Edie (Eydie) Gorme and Los Panchos en fip . fap to IMER noticias con Pablo Picasso.

³~. T.J., please relay to Cousin Joe that he may use that quote on his 4th hour, —and Donnie Deutsch can go fuck himself to 🏈 (el ovoïde).


p.s.: I can cope with death, Willie Geist, but not with Child Alienation dictated by a politically-elected county-red neck with a law degree.

Gonna’ take a nap now. You may all go and, well… you know, to Acapulco.

Mean while en Zzz 💤 😴 Ville… I Dream of Popcorn 🤯