“El próximo toro, le corresponde a… Yolanda »

What’s The Frequency, Roscrans, and what are the odds that your assertions about the “private network” between the French government’s Ministry of Culture and the Mass Medias, would intersect with the GO’ill de Niza? — This Advertorial campaign is narrated by Ken Burns.

Pura Vida 🇨🇷 y dos con sal…

Pecsi, the choice of the Knew Generation ⚡🪐. The Song Remains The Same 🪄

No insistas, Susana 🇪🇸 PUBeda, and don’t you go sending Mí your “little prey’ers”, my Kite belongs to la Nat’ah Lair Piolé.

I tell you Who’s a Lie all the time dough (nut) Cardinal Biggles 🛩️, that Flyin’ Fokker! that’s Who, —Nacho Cano. Cardinal BIGGLES. (LES BIG g, he is called on that Jersey Shore) 🌉.

L’antier antes era « piso lejano ».

“NO-body, expects the Spanish Inquisition”


🧭 Ximénez

L.E. Aute y F. Cabrales están en un bar, risa sale a chorros cuando, P. Milanés canta Cielito Lindo con Nacho Cano en la Casa del Club América, en Madrid.

LoREM ipΣ… Ketch-up!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/11/22 /espectaculos/pablo-milanes-sera-velado-en-casa-america-de-madrid

{or} Too, Tree, For 🎶 si vous voulez

Red Bull rearranged for Denisa Kerschovas, consider this a ¿Qué Saco‽

I am SIRIUS – What About Bob? By the güey, Cerf–panthère, if that’s even a real hybrid! Metro called, they want the maqueta from their Advertorial coordinator back, ya’Bums.


Donnie Deutsch, — Fuck you, and your stupid spectacles.

Publicité :

The Gospel of Faul 🐏🪲

 _yada, yada en Ipsum, context for the British Broadcasting Corporation follows, but first don’t call, IT!, A come back or Eye will have Mika’s pussy bitch slap Ewe.

From The Spanish Inquisition flying fucking Circus 🎪 on the BBC.

Know Your Value … page 50 B.A.Soul

… [P]orque de Europa, escribió alguna vez, Octavio Paz, ¡que los chilangos! salieron de Los indios.

Y luego, por si sobrara menos, los brasileños salieron de la sala de Mrs. Robinson en fip . fr… deviants. The whole lot of you. Including, Messi.



Secrets in Plain Sight.

From the producers of Paris I Love you, but you can go fuck yourself, (wait scratch that) but you are bringing me down, and The Death of French Culture, comes the story of, “La Grande Flemme” and the betrayal of Le Figaro with a €20K L’Oréal grant… Por, Iz Cova Sin Filtro, — en Abu Dhabi…  because like Qatar, with the Fifa World Cup 2022,

le régime d’Abou Dabi est une monarchie héréditaire, qualifiée d’autocratie : bien que les libertés sociales soient présentes, les habitants n’ont aucun droit politique (droit de vote, etc.) et la liberté d’expression est très fortement encadrée³.

³Abou Dabi (émirat) — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)

Abu Dhabi is the perfect stage to have a WOMAN over 50* Forum, with the wife of a Peacock’s Pundit.

And the livin’ is easy
Fish are jumpin’
And the cotton is high
Oh, your daddy’s rich
And your ma is good-lookin’
So hush, little baby
Don’t you cry…

*~. years old.

After the break, the enemy of the French’s enemies are their (the Very French) best friends. With that in mind, Donald John Trump threatens to make another run for the presidency of Them United States of America.

Pinche 🤌🏽 Tavo… y por eso Cerati, se fue a morir en El D.F., eh? I was there, boludo squatted the intensive Coma Center during the Day of The Dead installation at La Catedral in October of 2010.

If my French, is still accurate, this means that the Elysée is about to invite “little Donald” for this year’s edition of “Niggers on Boats”. Sponsored by none other than “the socialist ARGENTINA 🇦🇷.

Because just like the pulgas del perro agradecido, las plumas de Las aves de Roma, anyone? las plumas de flock to°get•her fly to, what?

Scarborough? Birds of a… Scarborough?

But then again, Eye told you so back in 2015, but you didn’t care.

Dear, Fip = you are WonderFull

KALMUS, Kalmus, qué no Panda El?… Anyone, Perrine, Anyone?

Some Girls laughed when i suggested that the facemask would add D.A.T. “Tickle your Ass with a Feather” felling on the G-spot… [l]ook at #Em now, all quiet on the underground. Can’t even answer the Good-Good GUUUUUD Vibrations. Oh, the humanity. In the frame, Ashley Parker is going down on Perrine.

Y las antenitas de VYNIL 33 mexicano re vibran:

cunnilingus, profe.

Señora Sasha Montenegro, o como le decían en Los Coniferous de Chapultepec, Александра Аћимовић Поповић… los próximos hilos (EnCuaronados) van por usted.

El Corrido de Montemorelos, N.L. va aquí, para “La Tía Tati » en San peDro GArza GArcía; allí no’mas cruzando traslomita por La Fundidora del Obispado, en Monterey, California (UCSantaCruz^), a güevo que sí.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Montenegro 💋

El Chivo Lubezki is a fag, and here is why… lemme get that page about Jorge Rivero… wait for it, wait…


In Local News 🇫🇷: Spread #Em… 🦠 the mall is full, but i am the fucking problem, eh‽ AnyGüey, this place used to be called the François Roland Truffaut biblioteca, Jon Stewart, today it’s just another Young American’$ hangout 🇺🇸… this fuckers are just asking for the Nelson Mandela strain 🇿🇦… but i’m the fucking problem.

And in WaWa Land, Black Spy is wearing my favorite Shirt… DAT Motherfucker!

Now i told you fuckers (cabrones en Español del bueno) about Bikini Atoll, and Siren—it’s Knot one of those; this is Live from El Banco Chinchorro:
DangOnIT!  —_*!*_—  Anyway, Tiff Cross that bitch in the frame may or may not be the former FO’ist Lady Melania Trump, and that may or may KNOT be MAR-o-LAGO in La muy puta Florida. If you squint like a Japanese manga still you might be able to spot IVANKA at a distance enjoying the Sacrifice.

Still to come… Re qui?

Ladies in Gemini, the following is a kind reminder to all youse who are in on the Joke that way WAY güey before France24 made its move on Aguascalientes TV26, i was already explaining to SHARON there (during the Enrique Peña Nieto administration) what sort of tangas matched her earings.


^ USA School of Foreign and Domestic Lenguas; DOD, certified… par correspondance, indeed (1994)… ISSY, Dr. (Ph.D.) Ackerman, John Mill [One-each] i too know where The Lost Boys are from, as a member of The NEW Mexican Cinema del Estado Mayor de don Andrés en La Jornada de Tabasco… do you Doctor John, remember Andrés? The one that answered the question about Osorio CHONG during your first day at l’IHEAL because you didn’t do your Homework that particular WEEK of OCTUBRE—como tenía que haber sido, Câbrónsìsïmø cabrón.

Any güey, fip

… if you fuck with Mi, i’ll fuck you, eh!

Allá por Chicago, tú.

To the Tune of Love Unlimited’s 1974 1973 POPULAR hit, el himno nacional francés, o como dice Barry White: Love’s Theme; And Perrine…

He’s on Cloud 9 .:. 323447CB-5441-405F-B13C-74B22229BFD4 .:. A Dark Horse told me so, Siren… ISSY, i’m Down Here for your Soul.

The following is an adaptation of
The Shock Doctrine”…
m’ember the shock doctrine,
well let’s ask Mateo au Pied de Sacre-Cour.

🗣 Don’t-don’t—DON’T Don’t believe La Academia Mexicana de “lenguas” à l’IHEAL.

And this is why, you sexy ONCA on the BFM’er screen—you:


Because como dicen por allá en ROMA, DGO…
🐯 esa piel de Big Cat te va bien… 🐅
te ves Bien Perrona¹, Cabrona!
Neta que sí.

Are you a Tigr–essa, Jaguar–ette, o una Oceloteta?

anyhoot….  i love all cats, and PERRINE, did you eat the Wabbit ears that i etched last week on your desk?

But FO’ist… you are Knot Foolin’ anybody Luka Karamatic, because we know that youse the long-long-Loin Lost illegitimate son of James Coburn in the ROLE of Justin FAIRfax in the adaptation of The Hunter, ISSY, Mel Gibson, APOCALYPTO IS A FAIR representation of Los Amigos de Mexico en Francia y su escuelita  El Tecnologico de Monterrey—Campus Unesco/OCDE ».

Issy, Melle. Storme, ha’bout them Rafa’s corsicos, nada que ver con La Pérsica de Lencho de por allá en Cuéncame, DGO… pronounced “Doggo” and if you know who Doroteo Arango is, [DANGLING PARTICIPLE GOES HERE—and ZEPPELIN tú] los mexicanos del Cine De La “llamada” época de ORO* (🎥) le llaman a ese Estado, DUR•AN•GO, ALEJANDRO JODOROSKI became a CONTINENTAL GENTLEMAN there, en SAN JOSÉ de Las Panochas, —no less— and PAUL NEWMAN blew up  THE FIRST TEST of Phatman and Le Petit Garçon.

*nada que ver con el cinito mexicano en elDorado de SciencesPo


Catching up with the Rodrigues–es–esos … and of course Michael Steele

Not to invoke the voice of any-given 1940’s newsreel voice anchor in the Trump era, but to succinctly encapsule the past three years:

At the movies

Things are changing by the hour” .:. D909C1C5-20F6-4030-8D78-943771DF520C 🛂 FAIR USE OF PERPENDICULAR CUSTOMS.

and since we Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto “got in good trouble” with the good people of the French Gendarmerie standing guard on Donald John Trump’s beautiful French flowers, on Memorial Day 2020, öüï would [have to] recalibrate and correct for Kentucky Windage (it’s a thing, look it up) [on account] D.A.T. the local motions are developing as some say (a former Eagle, perhaps) inside of the Observation Deck of The Rockefeller Center:

“In a New York minute”


Drummer boy

⌛️ C0BFCD0B-6AEB-4644-BE27-3912011EF0AA 🧭 This is not your standard tier “Dirty Laundry” Hotel California news channel… “This is El Ey”.

Here’s a recap… “[K]etchup, —get it?”

Time-Check and Station Identification:

and in Old London Town, it’s high–noon in Mean Greenwich Times or, as the Mutt Island Rosbif’s on the HoBO TV call, IT!: British Summer Time.

Page 3:

Movi[e]ing On, if you stop counting the recently departed Americans who died because of the ineptitude of “Individual one” at places such as the various Trump bug–infested hotels, Trump golf courses and “The Resolute DeskRetail countertop” at the Oval Office, then Donald Trump is not a negligent criminal Commander–in–Chief.

Page 3:
Espectáculos with musical guest

Dionne Warwick and The Chicago Jazz Philharmonic… “A’zuk-Ar” .:. E8C06D7B-4A11-4626-9A0F-5CD12BB25D01 🎫 Con información recortada de La Jornada.

Page 3:
News Business 

Supermajor Oil Giant BP [British petroleum] sues “The Resistance” for infringing on the the pm side of the brand.

Accustomed and conditioned to think that the Sun does not set at their mini markets, Amoco Corp, wasted no time in sending the motion straight to Delaware, where Karine Jean–Pierre, a former Kamela Harris bodyguard and current Democratic candidate Joe Biden cheerleader, works.

Joy-Ann Reid, a former am weekend pundit sounded like a siren over former Republican chairman, Richard Steele, howling “Deny, Deny, Deny”, a low point, said the panel next to her on the Hollywood–like squares.

The Wailing Underground

The Wailing Underground 📌B99C8125-C3CB-4C95-926E-F187019EB1F9 This is not a Time-delayed screen grab, no Sir, this here be your 9 o’Clock wake up call from Hilo, Hawaii… [I]n–motherfucking–deed

Looks like it’s going to be a never ending story, after The Ari Melver Show.

Page 3:
Health and Culture

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /espectaculos /2020/07/19 /tributo-a-medicos-cubanos-que-combaten-la-pandemia -2936.html

Revolutionary documentarian and film maker, Michael Moore escaped his captivity from the Ari Melver Newshour. The Flintstone took advantage of Ari’s absence while Aymen Mohyeldin was covering the bases and headed straight to Havana.

Phil Griffin, a captain of the 30 Rockefeller gang issued a search for Michael Moore, and Mr. Focker promised to be on the lookout to a departing PM Joy.

Meanwhile, at The Beverly Hills Hilton..

Alexis * Tocqueville’s portrait is taLking to passerby’s, “nobody cared”.

Paris Photo is for fags

Paris Photo is for fags.:.CC17CF63-043F-42DC-9B65-348CA6C087C0 •|• a message from your “useful IDiot”.:. DEER Cousin Joe, you of all Blind Alabama blind boys should KNOW, wait for it, WAIT — POLITICIANS, and little LAWYERS are: redundant. 

Over at the Lounge, Ringo and Densmore decided to form a new Band, after a couple of Vodka shots with a chaser of FOUR Loco cans, they decided to call the duo: The BeatDoors.

Cousin Joe has the details in a new segment, called BOYS, what a bundle of Joy.

Congratulations to the Washington Senators

Congratulations to the Washington Senators.:. Go NAtionals. Meanwhile in New York, Willie Geist is on TIME–Out with Donnie Deutsh. Over in Houston, The Washington Nationals are bringing the Astros down to Earth.

But FOist, not only does the staff hear Music, öüï CAN also smell it

art by Las Trompas de Eustaquio:

People who Gnow, know George

People who GKnow, know George.:. Eye loves Baseball, period

Psalm 351
“All the lonely people—
(ah, look at all the lonely people)—
Where do they all belong?”

Alabado sea Saint–Paul…

Bring it!

Bring it!

“Never learn Something, you can do By heart.”
Asegún las escrituras de Casa de Agua.

Vlack Belvet, because even the “King” took a piece of that Toile… Morning Mika and the Blind Alabama Choir pay respects to Elijah.

Musical guest, a cool Chris Hayes:

Dear, Marie–FRANCE: if Eye were any Dumber i would have married a Cop, instead

Coming up en la rotonda de La Villette:
Los Gerundios de doña Vilma


Las Fuentes de la maldita vecindad

No se vaya, —deteniendo… [A]l regresar, Los [y las hijas] del 5º Patio de los Amigos de México en Francia ofrecerán una “Master Class » en escapísmo sin fronteras. La cita es en el Cinito Mexicano de Georges Brassens; Paris 75014, casi esquina con El Circo del mecanico elecTriSista en Porte des Lilas, o algo así.



2011, efeméride exacta en archivo.
Sitio: rue de la clef, 75005;
en las meras narices del gabinete
Cousin De Biens et Syndics
y Gérant de Los Daubenton-es–es–esos.
Ocassion: Coloquio y/o festival urbano.
Invitado Especial: La Resistencia de Tunisia
Telonera: una profesora del IHESS; ficha
doctoral en archivo. Razón Social
para justificar la curiosidad de ir a
escuchar a la susodicha, [pues
resulta Amigo Yorch] que la muy
francesa traía noticias de tus
carnales de Oaxaca. Ulises Ruiz era
el malo de la Telenovela. Luego, o
sea mas al rato, cuando migremos los
“dentiles” de hoy, con los”detallitos” de los últimos 12 años [trayectoría en curso] veremos en
dónde quedan las rhunas* d’esa Rana.

Entonces, pues, así como medio espejeando pero con la mirada entre los cuernos, [de una moto, no los de un büey, no sea usted Taurino, licenciado] te comento que el Cine [La Clef] en dónde el profesor Victor Quintana Sylveira perdío su virginidad, ya cerró sus puertas.

Allí mismo en La Clef [amigo Yorch] es en dónde comienza el ataque de las Chicas Cocodrilo y el show de Rumoritos Gleason. Al rato te cuento, compa Aarón, cuando migremos esta pinche nave a otro blog con mas gadgets. Porque aquí en este espacio las cosas ya son como la rueda de una cochinita de las Indias, Hamster equis, –creo yo— que se les dice en inglés.

Small fry:7E235ED0-12C0-47E8-A164-249B41959F8D

De cualquier manera o sin importar algún Evento en Horizon, sirva esto como el primer desdoble para vaciar la primera base en la fundación o cimientos [ya por demas] afianzados por debajo del Agua gracias a la tecnología desarrollada “a la manera de Rabelais, [le] señala Jacques“, a doña Vilma en sus fuentes de Juaritos [La Jornada; ibid] en los tiempos de cuando Ciudad Juárez fue el destino favorito de Frank Sinatra para afianzar los castillos de barilla en las bases de un divorcio express [La Nota Nostra].

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After the « more line » you will see a link that will hypertube you to a previous related post; por ejemplo, Raquelito, let’s take yesterday’s episode, which covers our encounter with the F.O.U.R. Star “über” service from the creators of Brontis á la préfecture, and roon room 1511 à Cité, which changed its acronym to SPQR, or something like that…

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Sunday morning, 04/06/2019
10.03 hours in:
[central] Bpi time
[at] Le Beaubourg

We [the staff] of this most inconsequential blog apologize for the delay-in-coverage, which as a non-reader of this excercise en escapistmo ∴ should understand first hand; but most important [John Oliver], and as a G.O.L.D.E.N. rhule to keep in mind from the pages of “la vie de R.O.S.E.C.R.A.N.S. Baldwin… à Paris », that when it comes to the F.R.E.N.C.H. Minister Of C.U.L.T.U.R.E. all motherfucking nodes lead to a Central Coordinating Web for the B.R.A.N.D.I.N.G., G.U.I.D.E.I.N.G., and “the” E.N.S.N.A.R.M.E.N.T. of good intentions, just like ALL’them Country African Rhodes.:

THEREfore: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2012/mar/08/kony-2012-what-s-the-story

For more information on the T I M E and L I F E of Rosecrans Baldwin, please read: THE DEATH OF FRENCH CULTURE , by “the” distingushed C.O.M.P.A.Ñ.E.R.O. “Antoine” and of course some yank from “THE” SciencesPo School of Journalism, the Önë–and–Only: donnie morrison, B.I.T.C.H.E.S!

Once again, non–readers of this most inconsequential blog, our effort to continue our T.R.A.C.E.D. trajectory in an effort to bring all-Yah motherfuckers a better blog was suddenly and temporarily derailed by a Metal Detector at  le Bpi 33 G.E.O.R.G.E.S. Ponpidou 33.

And yes, doña Fuentes: IRON MAIDEN riding on top of a YUGO goes here.

… and then Mika tells the former lawmaker from the SHOW MÍ State:

Mika Brzezinzki de Scarbourough:
—”Bring Your Daughter, bring your daughter…”

Los Amigos Invisibles vs M.U.J.E.R. Policia:9E7DE944-ABB0-4F24-95C4-212D7B4024C3 •|•
RAPE, Mo_ear’dHoy! It’s Just a K.I.S.S. Ah—Güey! -•_!_•-  Yup, a storm is on display at LE BON MARCHÉ. Eye shit Ewe not; and Library boy! Welcome to the greatest f.a.r.c.e. in France.

—Claire, bring you daughter. Joe’s got Front-row thickets for that “almost sold–OUT” show.