¡🇻🇦 Francisco 🇻🇦! Eye found that “elegant” chamuco that YOUSE talkin’ about

It Don’t Mean A Thing if Ewes don’t (at least) get a bloody nose.

And, Avi Velshi… Phuck, Medhi Hassan! Youse the real deal, a Real Working Pun Hero. Any how, Avi Velshi, Eye hopes that Baby Blue doesn’t MissIntERprets what follows, pero sí… it’s a Blue Cunt-Auch:


What da’Phuk does The Atlantic knows about “Phast and Spid?”, NADA, that’s what. The Atlantic on speed is like a used car reference re-sale bible, which is AlWays open to re-intepretations especially when them wheels are “carros chocolate”, con el front hood de CaCaHuaTe.

The BANNED BOOK CLUB, just like MONTAIGNE à la préfecture would have wanted IT!… that motherfucker.


Here’s how the proceso works, first Ewe select the ROAD to test-drive the Blue Cunt-Auch, and then you get a porn version of the EASTER Bunny and remove all references to the ∴ 33º ∴ in Mexico, which off—course resets “La Panamericana”, but then A-Gain… there’s no guarantee that MANU 🇨🇵/🇪🇸 CHAO has been CLEARED to “cross ❌ connect” over to, —San Diego.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2022/12/23 /sheinbaum-calderon-catalogo-persona-non-grata-manu-chao-pero-nosotros-le-daremos-la-bienvenida-299154 .html

On the same note, 🇨🇱 El Topo² 🇨🇵  may now return to El Puente de Ojuela, on location 🎬 (off-course) to re-shoot “Le Montaigne 🩸  Sangrona », which as Évry body knows is HOUSED at La SORBONA³.

Eye is tellin’ Youse, el mundo de Le Monde is having a field-they with all them notorious-es-ese F.R.O.G’s., from Katmandou to Catemaco Évry body gets a mulligan.

And by French decree, although, serial murderer and memoire millionaire Charles Sobhraj, does not need a French retirement from the C.A.F., the royalties-rich Charles Sobhraj, will also be docking in that juicy Solidaire payment for the end of the year, ES, haga usted de cuenta, señor Présidente (🇲🇽 FOX 🇲🇽) algo así como esa pensión que su colega, don López le quitó, pero la diferencia, cómo usted comprenderá –señor presidente– … sin tener que hacer más que una chingada.

³~. 56 rue des Écoles, 75005

²~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Alejandro_Jodorowsky

OLYMPICS Select Sport

Not to Sparta’s standards… Your FORKS are Phucked, carbon fiber, mis huevos, period!

Boxing could be dropped from 2024 Paris Olympics, IOC says


Any how, Avi Velshi, getting back to Francisco’s “elegant devil, let’s just say that them Blue Suede’s and that funky “Powder Blue Tux” with the ruffled shirt listened to Tucker Carlson on FOX NEWS and the cheap bastard rented, as opposed to owning the look, just like that BENDITA “emision americas” en RFPP, who went ahead and took the X~Más PUENTE off while PERU BURNS. Now THAT, that is commitment to the Peruvian Embassy in France, and of course, ALAIN ROUQUIÉ at the IHEAL and SciencePo.

Issy, Avi Velsho, the motherfucker is wearing Azul Cielo just for Kicks, which off-course was what gave that shifty devil a güey, a closer look reveals that in PHACT, that kickstand es pezuña de chivo.

I wanna Wake up in a City that doesn’t Sleep.


TENga, pues Su Cuadro, 🇻🇦 su’Santida’ 🇦🇷, Eye has it on good authority to relay to PaTmos,  that Yes Indeed, that horse’s clutch sucks, which will make bringing Hell behind that Corcel 🐎 a bit of a Joke.

Any how, 🇵🇪 Osler Amaro 🇵🇪, por ‘ay dicen, en El show de 🇲🇽 Juanito GUANABACOA 🇲🇽, que tu présidente con garrote, ELLA, igual que cualesquiera 🇲🇽 Georgina Moreno 🇨🇵 de morena–🦁SCIENCESPO🦊, ELLA si lee… y por eso su represión la d’ELLA si es “buena, justa, y…”, necesito otra cerveza para poder PATsMAR lo que sigue, mi cholito.

But FO’ist! Öüï catches up with the Medhi Hassan (re-run) show:

But Was SHE, “Raised on promises? »… like them Eweish GOÏ’s are?


and just like Pedro Picapiedra’s meshed’UP wit, with the CHARACTERS of The JETSONS, Medhi’s absence for the Dead Crucified Jew session (Nativity’s Eve) of his show makes no sense to either 🇮🇱 Hanna or Barbera 🇮🇱, which is probably why Medhi doesn’t read teleprompters from Aljazeera anyMore in Casablanca, but rather, from the rose gaRTen en la Casa Blanca…

Deer, Mehdi Hasan, ketch-up Sucka’ — You Must Be.L.I.V.E in Spring

This is Supersonic posting…

Still to come… La problématique de los derechos de Au Tour de Nina Simone.

Meanwhile,, back at the 89.9 Studios, the TSF aristocrats are leaping forward towards their gentrified terraces with a’Pero–cómo_NO!, avec saucisson sec, y toda la Primavera (punto y coma), which is why those motherfuckers remain Neutral with the Caesar’s salad ☠️

Deer, Mehdi, would your producers like for me to tell them bums what you are going to be talking about next week?

Ask, but you have to say my name, in the meantime, while the peacock overlords give you and that Wey to Early fellow permission to say my name I’m going to show you a stop-motion sketch of how Muhammad Ali came up with the Rope-a-Dope strategy while he was still a larva waiting for his wings in that Commonwealth of Kentucky.

Robert Downey Jr., meet “The one with Water on his face”

El De La Máscara De Agua

Sincretismo en Noir

Sincretismo en Noir
.:. dedicado a Vicente Fox Quesada (la parte azul de Andrés Manuel López Obrador).

https ://arqueologiamexicana .mx /mexico-antiguo /axayacatl-el-de-la-mascara-de-agua-1469-1481

Anyhow, Iron Man*, please be advised that in Hilo, Hawaii, 14JUL2020 is still in effect, porque en efecto don Beto, allá son las 11 de la noche.



Estimado público que no nos lee, rogamos que en las próximas Jornadas en este than intrascendente blog, ustedes no cometan el error de Diciembre (2005) y relacionen a IRON MAN con el doppelgänger Americano del gran Jose García, actor franco-español interprete de “Le Mac”…

… “don Beto”, by–the–Guey, is Robert Downey Jr.

IRON MAN, como todo mundo lo sabe, es el vocalista de BLACK SABBATH, el mismo que nos re interpretó la balada revolucionaria mejor conocida como “El Corrido de PERRY MASON”


Previously on La Cónsul Peyorativa

Previously on La Cónsul Peyorativa .:. F33E7655-1242-4589-97B9-D52769C5D204 🗣 Corre y se va! El Presidente; La Rosa; La Bandera; El Negrito… BINGO!!! —_•¡•_— ** FAKE INFORMATION AU PUBLIC ** Dear, Mexican Ambassador to La France, por favor no sea soflamero, IF and ONLY IF, there was such thing as a « mandatory holiday » on the French calendar, your Excellency, THEN THERE would not be any African Brothers working the façade (or Windows) of a little unpretentious Building situated on La Rue de Rivoli (75001) called “Samaritano” on National French Fiesta Day, or something like that! Now would it? —_•!•_— Dicho de otra PUTA MANERA: if you fuckers (o culeros, whichever fits best) wish to take a Day Off, take a motherfucking day off, but don’t put the responsibility of that decision on the French, like you Sons’of—Bitches did with Florence Cassez.


TELEVISA Presenta:

In Memory of “Frida Sofía”
narrated by Florence Cassez

P.S.: FUCK Alejandro González Iñárritu and his Birdman, aussi.

Hey, Joey… got the Time?

Friday, May 8th 2018.

The following must be read in a Brian Williams Voice, and at Saint Patrick’s Cathedral it’s the 11 th Hour— and yes, Joey: it’s the Weekend Edition continuum— and in Normandy it’s three minutes to Five: it’s Impressionist time.

Fireman’s ball in honor of the Great White House bon fire of 1814, an adult film starring the leaders of the free world, music score by Crazy Horse and Young Neil… Don’t miss Fireman’s Ball, directed by Burt Reynolds in the role of Jack Horner, produced by Bibi “the hand” Netanyahu, special cameo by Rudy Giulliani playing the role of a creepy Guignol puppet.  In cable news outlets now, check your local comcast provider for the special blackout bloopers edition..

Maybe it’s all of the Sounds of White Noise in Israel about how the First Lady never sold her body for sex, or maybe it’s all the talk about a working actress getting paid by Donald Trump’s lawyer, but on day 505 of the Trump administration, it’s time to take out the moisturizer, or some kind of lube cream like that, eh.

TimeStamp: autour de Saint Sulpice it’s 10h35
in Central Europe Time and the Sirens wont let me lie… “There’s a Devil on the LUZ”… anda suelto and he’s  taking the « greatest circus on planet Earth » to Singapour.

Battle Stations outside of Heavens Door…

Still to come… it’s The Eleventh Ho… or something like that…

The 11th Ho, with Chief Warrant Officer, Brian Williams.

Dear, Rudy Giulliani: “Can Ewe hear me knocking”, Ewe probably can’t, because Ewe wouldn’t read this most inconsequential blog, No Sir—not Ewe! Because ewer a “class” act, instead, i picture ewe as a loyal subscriber to French magazines where aspiring « Slobo Hobo Babe’s » take their clothes off to show their thingies for the delight of truckers on the road or « werewolfs » on the ‘interwebs’.

Anygüey, Rudy « Guignol » Giulliani right now the timestamp is about “The One That Got Away”… Small Change for a nice fellow like Waits, eh!  11h45 in Central Europe coinage.

The One that Got Away… gallerie Vallois, 75006.

The good thing about this most “UnWorthy” blog is that Jim Vandehei or his very Worthy interns don’t follow it, because if they did, then they might begin to  “attach highlighted pdf’s to emails” of the major newspapers to communicate with the staff.

Flashback to the 2016 GOP National Convention… wait for it Vandehei, wait.

Jesus Christ, Mr. Vandehei, those sure are some WORTHY observations on the SOP at the Oval Office, eh? In the words of newly promoted, Gral. Chris “colt” Matthews [playing the role of Caroll O’Connor] “tell me something I don’t know”… please don’t go the way that buzzfeed went with Reddit… “Can Ewe smell what [this] Rock is cooking?”

1 Big Thing à Saint Germain-des-Prés… Vallois, contra esquina con el ∴ 33 ∴ — Rue de Seine

Right now, Jeff Beck is playing that sticky icky stuff for our man at the E.P.A… yes indeed — yes indeed at Eighteen Hundred and Eight in Central Europe Time it was O.I.L. the favorite moisturizer of the Government of the Motherfucking People and the God Damned Republican party of the United States of America.

Flashback after 100 hours per week – for every Buzzfeed coffee break on the MorJo Show.

In L.A it is still Friday: and the 11th hour is ready to turn the page with the “One that got away*”… when we [the staff return it will still be Weekend edition — SFC “Oddball” accepted and has already compleated his mission and achieved his objective… Right Now, the original ‘Mother Russia’s’ LYNOTYPE is in Californian hands and the misfits from the 321 AR Division are waiting for further instructions on which front to overtake in order to reverse engineer the 2015–2016 Russian “social media” below the waist attack.

From the Source:
Muhammad Ali didn’t need no stinking badges, nor any Greek Gold—and He certainly doesn’t need “your*” fucking pardon, because he —unlike you, he is still The Greatest.

* “your” executive pardon, Mr. president.

Small Change. Uso justo de todas las esperas.



Odd couple: toupee crusader reunites with funny half

“… I can hear Howard now saying, Muhammad,
you’re not the man you used to be.”

Muhammad Ali, according to :

Weekend Edition:
4 de junio, 2016
sección: Deportes.
por: staff.

    If you enjoyed “The Thrilla in Manila” or “The Rumble in the Jungle” then don’t miss The Tempest on The Seine:

Prize fighting: just two ducks duking it out.

TimeStamp: Sunday, June 5, 0600h [time-now].
Sección: gastronomia [first draft].
por: catalonio barcelonnetto de peralvillo.

Tomorrow the State of Chihuahua will have a brand new Governor elect —and another well-connected  citizen  millionairethe outgoing governor and PRI* legionnaire, César H. Duarte Jáquez… ¡Arriba la CoNaGo!!! ¡Arriba Gabino Cué!!! ¡Arriba El estado de Toluca!!!… chorizo para  ‘la prole’  en el buffet à volonte:

"El periodismo necesita de inversión"… Uso justo de los medios y del Grupo Milenio—un conjunto de Monterrey quienes, por cierto, tocan bien mal [a] las rancheras.

El periodismo necesita de inversión“, o al menos eso es lo que imprime Milenio en una de sus ediciones; si no me cree —intente usted mismo copiar [así como Mancera y Chong: una frase del montón] por ejemplo aquella que se lee en uno de los teasers* del cuadro de arriba: “NO PASARÁN“… Uso justo de los medios y del Grupo Milenio—El Grupo Milenio es un conjunto de Monterrey quienes, por cierto, tocan bien mal [a] las rancheras.

*  Un “teaser” es el señuelo que en los diarios
se utilizaba para atraer al lector a una nota
enterrada en “equis” ediciónEn ese contexto,
un “teaser” no se debe confundir con la connotación que define
a un ‘bromista’ o  a un guasón;
¡mucho menos Güatsón!!! a un, o a una calientapollas,
como le dicen vulgarmente, en España, a las coquetas,
o a los coquetos… dependiendo del barco donde navegues.
Teaser se pronuncia, pues, con la misma voz
de una tiza para un taco de billar.
Haciendo uso, pues,
del método Inglés Sin Barreras:
teaser suena como  tiz-er.

*Context Follows… y uso justo de la Academia De La Publicidad y del vicio enlatado en un canette de bière".

*Context Follows… y uso justo de la Academia De La Publicidad y del vicio enlatado en un canette de bière. | Foto por armando segovia… publireportaje por: el pais.es

FUERA DE CONTEXTO un teaser se utilizaría de la siguiente manera:
That little Enrique over in Toluca, he’s quite the teaser,
said a source close to Obama.


*Context Followsand of course—uso justo de las Academias, cortesía de YouTube. Foto de un anuncio en Francés capturada por armando segovia.

Resumen de la elección.
por: staff.


Fair game. | Uso justo de los medios fronterizos y del reloj que cerró un proceso electoral | … para celebrar la ocasión, el gobierno [dicen] que programó hasta un encuentro con la selección de fútbol, —como ya es La Tradición— el desfile de pachuchos, ese fue de pilón.