Yeah, Buddy!… you might want to ask Yoko Ono why you have got, —Eye is telling YOU— to “know your Chicken”.
Q–Vo: (pochismo) contraction of ¿qué hubo? pronounced as a Question in Spanish using the English phonetic sound of the letter ‘q’… Kee–Uh•Vo
Previously on 🛤 FA69BB9A-320C-4854-BB5F-50585082036A 🏦 “Ces Messieurs De La Santé »… Le snapshot de MSNBC comme document historique, próximamentepara la memoria del Tribunal Administrativo de París, en Septiembre de 2020; VOSTF.
With that in mind, earlier en la transmisión the Lyndon Baines (Marie) Johnson School of política ficción on the outskirts of Austin City Limits released a FALL/WINTER semester tease, via professor Victoria de Francesco-Soto. The course is tentatively being called “the politics of political fiction” and the course is worth of course, 3 credit hours towards your resume fluff.
¿Q–vogüey, No Que No Son Nazis?
PolSci–1932 The Politics of Fake News… or something like that 🎪 6D9481CC-D40F-4005-99BF-A9D24A89EFD1 🗺 Pre-Requesite: The student must have CONTEMPLATED, upon completing the following dossiers: 1. Le cinéma de la crise 2. Cinéma, reflet de société 3. Cinéma d’evasion
Note to Stu’s:
Juan-Pedro Jeancolas, profesor de historia, y–a–parte (el muy bombo) crítico de cine (en Francia) advierte a los adheridos y a los matriculados en el curso de Otoño/Invierno sobre Fake News y Política Ficción, que los díaporamas suelen desprenderse de las carpetas correspondientes (1,2, y 3) arriba citadas. De ser ese el caso cuando toque repasar ese material por favor Constituya usted mismo los dossiers o carpetas de los años 30’s de la Edición n°6031de “Documentación fotográfica” de Octubre de 1977. SOURCE: La documentation Francąise Secrétariat Général du GouvernentGouvernement … quai Voltaire, 75340 CEDEX 07.
Happy Birthday, Dr. Henry Kissinger (47th), and Good evening Chicago*. Happy Twin Towers Day (19th).
“I am not a Marxist!” Generalissimo Augusto Pinochet
… and General History notes:
—No, Sir, you are not, you sir are a genocidal assassin.
* School of business…
They call’em para-generational doppelgängers… Ask me why… ISSY, Mr. Préfet de Police, no es lo mismo, pero por ay’va la cosa. “México es más fácil que Brasil”, o algo así. Florence Pinot.
cualquier parecido con el ESCP es mera chiripada.
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Ladies in Gemini, my name is Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo and the staff [of this most non-consequential blog] remain at-large and this, Ladies in Gemini, is today’s TV Dinner®️ selection:
With all due respect to The Pentagon… In memory of the Original Lone Star flag 🇨🇱 Inspired by a painting produced by Henry Lane Wilson.
— In Washington: Pussy Soufflé with Atún au Gratin… Yeah Buddy, thanks to Mika Brzezinski’s command authority on a popular cable talk show, the word pussy (in all of its glory) has lost all of the “icky” associations derived from the Deadline “bleeps” and “P” associations. The event reverberated across a Long and Winding Road that leads to the United Arab Emirates where a British ex-patriate and recovering Stand-up philosopher* got a warm fuzzy upon hearing the news. Donnie Deutsch (of course) was the first to get a piece of that action, an ad campaign on the promotion of a liberated “P” word that is now on the level with all kinds of Dicks.
Oh-oh Yoko 🧶DF12A3E0-35C9-4F38-AAD9-C58A69F7CACF 🥩 In CONTEXTO, for all the gabachos on Deadline, Eye bets you think this frame is about Henry lane Wilson, —it’s Knot— it’s about the Artist who produced this work of Political narrative in just a few strokes, —motherfuckers. JUMP TO PAGE 13 for details, in the mean while here’s what YOKO ONO had to say when a bunch of angry Mexicans, called “El Viento”, rearranged her vision of Las Tres Culturas: está es la realidad que sucede en México. Es malo, pero sucede en todo el mundo… 🌬🔥
— En México: “No le cambies”… puro huevo con chorizo en la mañanera del presidente Andrés Manuel López Obrador… por aquellos sitios… el presidente incluyó un regaño para Bob Woodruff… e instó…. – …. el presidente de México pues… que ya vieron lo que pasó con Ázcarraga;… y luego con aquello lo del_Reforma… y por eso… ya le dije a mi muchacha que… (pausa sostenida) ya le dije que le anote en el Diario de La Federación que a partir de Hoy el único periodismo que va A Sobrevivir va a ser el periodismo etílico… perdón —ético.
[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 11/09/2020 in CET]:
Operation Mohyeldin .:. 55FF4B2E-7C18-4DF2-B993-224B2E8D8D5B 🎞📽 Directed by Jean Christoph Berjon and starring John Mill Ackerman as Pussy-Láni-meh…
It’s Knot one of those; these here Frogs have a whiff of Ancienne Aliens Regime with a smack of Empire, Yeah Buddy.
Not to be outdone by the Spaniards .:. 1EAEA9E1-B050-4B4A-85AE-E7A67691CF68 ➗ The French taunt El Ey… to celebrate the 249th Anniversary Celebration of Nuestra Señora La Reina de Los Ángeles del Río Por•cíun•cula, the French went ahead and invoked Tupac at the FOYER of the Entrance of The Institute of The Arab World, allí a tres PASITOS de La Maub de Ciudad Juárez and, PHILIPPE LABRÓ won’t allow Mí to lie, because page 24 of n° 2551 features a recently departed Staples Center Icon. —_•!•_— COINcidence‽ Only if you are a professional marketing agent of DEM Deutsch_es-es-esos.
It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend, grab yo’self a Corona and enjoy that mattress for a few days, we’ll see you on the other side of the mirror.
Too soon? .:. 740A829C-A705-4CA6-BE1B-2C0A24399268 🏀 Take it from Kobe… it’s never to soon to lift just a little bit higher. Sin embargo, you can either have CAKE, or a Hamburger in Paradise; but you may not have [Eye repeats], you may not have both items in the SAME voting CYCLE.
Dear, non-reader:
Have you ever wondered why United Statesians celebrate LABOR DAY in September, when them sonsovitches are the ones that invented the fucking holiday? Mí neither, it’s like those god damned Rosbif’s WHO can’t even speak English… but don’t take our Word, for IT!, el mismísimo Moises no lo pudo entender y por eso ese cabrón anduvo haciéndose pendejo en el desierto… por 40 años, marchantita, aunque usted, —no lo crea.
En fin, never mind u.s., Eye was revisiting “get shorty”, and then those dang-on Mario Vargas Llosa— Trump enthusiasts reminded Mí of Florida, Florida, Florida.
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Dear, Mª Teresa, if it’s worth the lines that you won’t read, nevermind the gremlins, it’s a trend or so it seems.
Previously, on Las Fuentes de doña Vilma, Johnny Depp was in the middle of an audition for the role of a lifetime, when all of a sudden… se le aparece un Loco y le pregunta:
What do you think, ese?
And Cantinflas said .:. D1D3FA5E-C743-4944-9B41-AD6451696068 .:. “Piporro, ay’TiaBlan”. And Eulalio González asked, “who is it?” And Cantinflas replied: parece un Cherokee de Paname. To which, don Lalo replied after rolling his jeepers underneath of his classic “guaripa”… “Ah, es el carnal de mi Compadre el Germán, y su carnal “Monchito”. Do me a favor… open the door, and let’em in. —_•!•_— El escaparate y su contenido son cortesía de otra calle de París, en esta ocasión, doña Chata; la Rue de Caire, a un lado de « My Story Paris » allí luego luego pasando la « Opullence » de “Deby Debo » y « La Petite Française », justo antes de torcer con « Los Fried Fréres » y La Gaîte Lyrique (75002).
Any güey Alicia Menendez, news broke that Wakanda is grieving, can’t say we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] were followers of the series, but we dig jaguars, panthers, and the ONCA kind. Having stated that, we knownow return to el giRo es R♥MA, y el puente que en otra muy reciente época, Tamaulipas fue para doña Louisiana, justo cuando don Vicente (FOX) soltó a la perra (narco) y natura un soplido al que los que huelen pedos en el reporte del tiempo bautizaron como Katrina.
Louisiana: La huasteca del Mississippi .:. 0E628011-CCD0-458B-B065-10EB1A16EE06 .:. … [Y] si no lo es, debería de ser considerado ante la oficina de patrimonio intangible de la humanidad de la Unesco… o algo así. The point here is that Zydecko no es otra cosa que una Polka for swampy zones.
Note to editors: El hijo de Sue era un muchacho, el hijo de Sue. Be advised that the following is a Venn Diagram, not a concentric circle for every frame, check it out.
— Not that the U.S. “needed” the support of the Sedena (Military secretariat in Mexico), but the gesture was a solid one, especially when the “guy” in charge was literally a “horses ass” expert with no experience whatsoever in Emergency response to natural disasters.
To observe the 15th year mark of Hurricane Katrina, we are obliged to mention the asterisk on the Mexican army’s record, considering that after that goodwill deployment let’s just say that things began to precipitously fall to new lows.
— Consider last week’s revelation of how a Mexican soldier is heard ordering a subordinate to kill the only survivor of a high–speed chase. The image of the aftermath is gory, just like all things involving narcos and soldiers south of the border.
However, Alicia Menendez, our focus on this segment of the scroll is not even about the Martial Elements de la nación, but of the region of la nación (Ta•maU•Li•PAS); and once again John Mill Ackerman, we don’t select the Titulares, we merely plot these… como una Función pública, get it? Función Pública, like the bureau that your spouse, Senator Eréndira McCarthy, is currently occupying for your employer, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador.
Pay no attention to this clip .:. 18BFC41E-84A1-43EE-815E-3D3FEC4709E0 .:. Indeed, professor Ackerman, the proposal from one of your own POLITICAL ANIMALS to prohibit journalists from conducting investigative reports and instead wait until the police issue the reports of any given investigation [the audacity of this fucking politician] on account that the ONLY BUREAU authorized to conduct investigations is of course, the government.
So, let’s do this by transliterating the juxtaposition of Cabeza de Vaca y un lagarto, que mismo —John Mill Ackerman— no es un Peje Lagarto, like your boss, pero para Causa y Efecto, IT! is, close enough to the motherfucking BULLSEYES, ese.
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Las fuentes de doña Vilma:
— Cien años de Juan Soriano: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/08/29 /opinion /a03a1cul
Would Jane let Mí lie? … Eye thinks not, Siren, Eye thinks knot.
— Les 100 ans de Charlie ParkeravecThe First Arrondissement Blue Note Quintet … link follows.
It’s for the ages… and if the post master general of The United States of America is not arrested by the Capitol Police [lol] for treating the U.S. Postal Service infrastructure as if it was made with Legos®️, then you’ll begin to understand why THIS TRANSCRIPT is FOR THE AGES!!!
MCMX, now D.A.T.! Was a Good🥾Year .:. 813C3847-E955-48DF-B164-CF45C050EDFC 🇲🇽 To put MC•MX in perspective focus on the waining Comet’s tail which made it’s 76th orbit through our night’s quadrant in April, by the time August 20th arrived, little did Mexican dictator, and French enthusiast, General Porfirio Díaz Mori know that exactly THREE months later, to the tee🏌🏻♂️, the handsome Russian fellow, (and dog lover) Lev Davídovich Bronstein of today in history fame would be inspired to Jump inside of a Tank and fight [eight years later during The October Revolution] the very General that would give many moments of SATISFACTION to The Rolling Stones in the form of Royalties, which TROTSKY krushed. PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU’ve GUESSED My Name. The ghost “forced” into the « Underground », Mr. Jagger, says hello… motherfucker.
… [E]specially for when it comes time for all of the “helicopter kids” to become grandparents, and their future grandchildren ask them what an ORIGINAL Philly Cheesesteak tasted like.
In future context, the cradle of American Democracy, like many other costal cities submerged under the cool waters that melted in Greenland, a territory that Donald John Trump succeeded to steal from Denmark, just before the ex-reality showman won his fourth election and abolished the U.S. Constitution and established a kingdom, transferring all of his Executive Powers to El INFANTE BARRON, who went on to become BARRON THE MUTE, the first from His Name to occupy the throne.
2011… good year, aussi.
and so FOR THE RECORD Michael Moore:
los cubanos, así como los mexicanos,
nacemos donde nos da la chingada gana… wait for, IT!, wait… smile! And [click].
Madame Atty. Gral. .:. DD114843-5049-4BA6-8B87-3CBEEBE8687D 🏗With All Due Respect… you fool! Ohhhhhhh, The Humanity! It is clear that the Atty. failed to plug her (R/S) ear drum cavity with beeswax. Madame, just because jurisprudence works on the Lego®️snap-as-you-go principles of precedence, it does not mean that the anal retentive mechanical system with which our mail is sorted out does, doña Dana. —_•!•_— Dicho de otra bonita y amable manera, señora fiscal, ONCE THE BIG’ol Pitney Bowes apparatus are sold as SCRAP METAL, it’s GAME OVER, madame, unless Pitney Bowels has sorting machines just sitting inside of its warehouse. Dicho ahora, de otra puta manera, someone at the post office distribution center (where sorting machines are missing) just committed a crime; LEGO a jail cell for the office manager who allowed for the machine breakdow.
Hey, Europa, can you imagine Marianne’s face if M. Macron asked the Frogs to stop buying Michelin tyres?
Or WO’ist! Interjected ISIS, can you imagine the Michelin guide ever giving Ketchup a star.
Previously on:
Robert Downey Jr., meet “The one with Water on his face”
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Over at the Reid out, Tiffany Cross is bored, and P.M. Joy, being the gracious host that she was says: can Eye interest you in our “Commando 450” episode? Or we could switch it over Bonanza… let’s talk, IT!, over at the other side of the bend:
… After the Break, Ancient Matracas dives into the age–old debate of Ximénez or Jiménez, o bien Cevallos o Ceballos… Chihuahua. And why, why do Continental Ladies pronounce “Cevallos” con el inconcevable: Qkevalos?
It’s a Special 499 jugs of pulque on the Wall countdown to the pound version of the whole kilogram.
[Ancient Mexican Maya Batman goes here]… Can you synch Mí now?
… [W]ith musical guest Phat Bry and Eye Have a Little Boy.
What’s the story Ambassador Story? … and Ambassador Story begins to hum, 🎶 I’ve got some Ocean Front Property in Amarillo .:. EEFAB757-A4FA-4C96-8CB0-B9DEC6B8A52F ⚓️ 🎵 From the prow you can see a shotgun rack… Meanwhile in Venezuela, MADURO has entered the Lucha Libre Ring, and our newly appointed ambassador to the Maracaibo region just threaten RUSSIA in the way that Fort Bliss and Fort Hood soldiers wished D.A.T. their commander–in–chief did. —_•!•_— Oh, the hypocrisy of this 45th Edition of “Give me Liberty… or that mega big boat over there ».
Live, from the Former Woodrow Wilson Center cancelled World Series League. It’s time to revisit what people W.H.O. Know claim to be the world’s second* greatest achievement that the power stations D.A.T. BEE around The Globe have BEAN able to pull: NOT MUTUALLY ASSURING DESTRUCTION FOR ALL for the past 75 years since the AXI[o]S of Control challenged the sitting president of The United Allies Complexes of the World.
Still to come on the Orson Wells Knews of the World, it’s the pilot episode of:
75 years later… The Manhattan Project is still inflating the atmosphere. And wouldn’t you know it, Willie Geist, German pretzels are still accounting for the crumbs… —_•!•_—
The Attack of The 50~Foot Wi’men from PLANET CLAIRE!!!… Willie Geist stars as GODZILLA and Former FloriBama congressdude Joe Scarborough stars as Emperor Hirohito’s Ambassador at The U.K.’s Scottish [subs] fueling station.
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… [A]nd people who are still not eligible to vote, please be advised that IT IS NOT FAKE NEWS, if the events and names can be SHAPED-SHIFTED into pure unadulterated parody directed at Da’Motherfucking Man—BOYE!… [A]bducted pundit and campaign strategist Tim O’Brian in the role of Ancient Alien Commentator David Childress. Nick Confessore moonlights as a 50–Foot Prop Steely Dan.
“A bad They in Texas is still better than any good They anywhere else in the world,” 🔫 749B90E8-6F01-4886-AB28-CDFC3C0E67EA 🗽 The Moore you knew and the American Exceptionalism at Ozzy’s piss-stop shop.
The State that brought you, “Two years a slave, longer than necessary!” and the ABC after school special, “Do your chores, don’t be a lazy n igger” by Oswley, Stewart, Chappell, and Lee Atwater. Yup! The same Lee Atwater of Ronnie and Bush 41 fame.
Jump to conclusions .:. D88B9067-DE03-4BF6-B4C5-4DB890D4632B 🕳 D.A.T.’s right, you’re not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway. It’s a bit simple, but for the record and in a factual way, if! You get upset by the “don’t be a lazy n ig g er” reference in the Last Week Tonight’s mash-up, then B rother, you have not been paying attention to just how A bstract Donald John Trump has become when it comes to L ow I ncome H ousin g during his Make A ****** Great Again rallys.
Over in Washington, Avi Velshi had the night off, and Nicolle Wallace is covering TRMS, technically, D.A.T. just made her:
La Señora de La Casa
Naturally, Avi Velshi, actually loves his job and he told Nicolle, “La Señora de La Casa”, that he would have The Last Word on D.A.T.! And so Avi just kept a-rollin’ all night long. And then Avi Velshi brought out The Darkest Side of The White House Thickets. Stuff everybody already knew, but now with I.C.E. live-action “heroes”.
But FO’ist: it’s “Don’t Kill The Messenger”
The Moore you knew .:. 3EE35DCE-E0FE-4DB1-A316-04E12BE1B419 📰 En La Jornada del primo lejano de la Chron. com, in other words, el USA•Today, El Paso, Texas, conmemoró un año de los asesinatos de odio en un centro comercial.
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Monday going on the .22 hundred hours in pineapple time. Over at aisle 1 it’s a Roll-Back Blow-Out on all sporting goods and outdoors equipment.
Told y’all D.A.T. D.A.R.E. was a Moore in the picture, Kid .:. 24D087A6-1D0B-4FE6-AE5C-B4F7C647516D 📽 … [A]nd Eye bets that you think that this screen grab is about a Fat Boy… 🛵
Las Fabulosas Fábulas de Nicho .:. 26289DBE-A01F-4F94-9CA3-A00961C0C987 🦅 …[A]nd then the Striking Eagle replied to the rest of the Furries on Hans Nichols chimney mantle, “What am I, an animal‽”.
Ghost Hunters are fags .:. E3F547AC-2F08-4392-9270-DA04A502A137 ➿ “Yo no busco — encuentro.” —_•!•_— Intelligence findings from the Trump “rumor mill” tagged Dr. Anthony Fauci as having a 𓁨 bigger𓂹 than 𓁪, and so obviously 𓁩 had Dr. Fauci 𓀏, period
Señor, Bernardo Gómez .:. C9739541-F7EB-4E55-A34B-2810814ECB52 ⛏ Please inform your newest client (Jared Kushner) that Cuauhtémoc’s dad remains the undisputed best president of México. 🎞📰📎 Uso justo de todos los medios con fines educacionales y para la memoria, of course… sin embargo don Bernardo, el señor presidente de los EEUU tiene toditita la razón, ustedes [hijos de La Colonia] nunca han contado con Mejor Ejecutivo desde los tiempos de don Porfirio.
En fin Pepe Garduño, en fin. Para variar Mona Lisa no me podría dejar andar escrebiendo sobre lo oportuno de la programación de hoy 13 de julio del 2020 en “El Alternativo con Jorge Saldaña”, vaya nostalgia, eh, 1984. —_•!•_— De cualquier manera, Mona Lisa, se imagina usted como reaccionaria don Jorge luego de leer la columna del buen John Mill Ackerman? En la escala de los “publivoires*” de 2011, yo digo que don Jorge mandaba fusilar a toda la mesa directiva de La Jornada… “¡qué poca!” _–*¡*–_ This Campaign Ad is approved by Donald John Trump.
Señor Jorge Saldaña, Señor Jorge Saldaña… rogamos que por favor deje usted d’estar dando vueltas en su última morada; dicho de otra puta manera, don Jorge, cualquier parecido de el PUBLIREPORTAJE de arriba con una nota de Radio La Nueva República es una mentada de madre.
KEYWORD ALERT! KEYWORD ALERT!
Independientemente de las relaciones raciales en torno de La Casa Blanca de Donald John Trump; a.k.a. “individual One”.
Still to come, Hans Nichols narrates Disney Plus’ new programming on their new tier: An American Horror Story, episode one, The Furries on the chimney.
Location: La Brasserie Bienve’illant, rue Clément (75006).
*Intro .:. 9BEC56B2-3090-4ADF-8AD3-AB7C703BEF16 🇺🇸 … [T]he following is a Kindley reminder from Cardinal Bienvei’llant: por favor no tire sus pinches Kleenex®️ en el piso porque se atoran por debajo del puto piano wait, scratch D.A.T…. del chingado órgano.
