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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

16:58 C.E.T. 2021

Earlier at known Parisian sundial

Eye followed the sun… A Dark horse encounter.

And, Éric Dupont–Moretti, Minister of Justice of the FIA at Concorde, Issy Aussie, of the rest of France³, también, sorry about misspelling your name but now that you can call yourself whatever Ewe want, putting a TEE on that pond of yours should only enhance it, anyhow, Mr. Minister, Eye catched that episode of your miniseries where you say that your cadre in France has no Fiber, let alone Optics; the sad result of following the libreto from The Paris Tourism Board, Öüï says, knot Mi.

³.~ Where thanks to La Île de La Reunion and other assorted “ultramares” the sun 🌄 never sets, so Gordon, 🎚️ Tráeme La Noche…

Yada

Yada

And of course: Festevus 2021 !!! it’s like The Matrix, but for Anti-dentites, y’all.

And, Amb. Kennedy, lest you forget, “Australia is the Enemy”, period, but really, Jackie, Ewe sure that you don’t want to give the “fries 🍟 station a try, Hun‽.

 

 

 

 

Mean, while at the Pablo Picasso exposition at the Grand Palais…

{What’s the Story} Track X

In Local news, let the non-reader know that not to be outdone by the planking of LE GRAND PALAIS, la llamada Plaza de La Concordía is wrapping THE OBELISK there with galvanized sheets. Unconfirmed reports relay that President Prime McCron is sending back the monolith to its place of origin in MEMPHIS for X-MAS. TROU Story.

The Isle of Wight… silly Wabbits.

Breaking News… Roland Martin didn’t Golf Today, Öüï repeat, Roland Martin is boycotting White (like yatching and golf and polo and of course THE WWF) Sports for Mexican Revolution Day… the reason, The Mexican Government and Carlos Slim are taxing all of the golf courses in TEXAS.

AND in U.S. – FRANCE relations, Eye has to relay to Errin Haines that VP Kamala Harris has not contacted staff… ISSY, Öüï, understands that “She’s Electric”, AUSSI, Mí knows that she’s in an administration full of eccentrics… y por si sobrara menos… « She’s done things I’ve never expected », just like ELECTRICITY, which off of its course, is INVISIBLE.

Bpi Nouveautés à remettre au bureau Presse. —_!_— Actual induction into the SERVICE des PERIODIQUES, 19 NOV. 2021, because the 20th of November is el cumpleagnos del Patrón, antés era la antesala a la REVOLUCIÓN, which COINciDENTally celebrated the on-going Birthday celebrations of General Porfirio Díaz’ which he, COINcidentally, charged to the ACCOUNT of the first Centennial of Mexico’s INDEPENDENCE… from Spain. NOW, in 2011, the Current MINISTER of Foreign Relations for the President of Mexico, MARCELO EBRARD, wanted to do the same. It failed the first time it failed the second time; EL VIEJO RÉGIMEN is BACK.

Morning Glory

— A CAMPAGNE supernova, silly, that’s what.

[A young Robert Di Nero intejects]

— Wadda ya’think was gonna’ happen when Ewe forgets to bring the baby carrots and to SEND the INVITATION to Guernica.

And, Tiffany Cross… never mind https ://www .society-magazine .fr /matthew-mcconaughey/… and That is All that Eye is Going to Say!!! INSTEAD, Mr. Roland Martin, I am going to GET BACK and review the ANTESALA to the JEFF KOONS tulips in THE GARDEN of Julieta Venegas and Natalia LaFourCade (Paris 2011) AT the TIME, Marcelo Ebrard was letting CARLOS SLIM group take 3 rebars  for every ten laid, and 100 Kilos of CEMENTOS CRUZ AZUL for every ton spread on LA RUTA 12 que se derrumbó. And now, well now it doesn’t matter because AMLO is presidente and don Carlos ya no es parte de la MAFIA del PODER, don Carlos is now the official sponsor of PAN y CIRCO en el BOX y LA FIA en París.

https ://www .espn .com .mx /video /clip /_ /id /9538462

‘Canelo’ Álvarez logra unir al Senado de México

« El boxeador mexicano desató la locura y los senadores se juntaron oara* [sic] buscar una fotografía ».

*.~ para

For contrast, the only other CELEBRITY who’s had that effect at San Lorenzo was Canadian Prime Minister Justin Beiber… no Wait WAIT Wait!!! Justin Trudeau, not Beiber,

https ://www .quien .com /espectaculos /2017/10/13 /pese-a-criticas-periodista-consigue-su-foto-con-justin-trudeau

https ://elpais .com /internacional /2017/10/13 /mexico /1507915584_282517.html

Over at the Grand Palais de-Construction review:

Now you’ve probably already HO’id about how, “The grand old painter died last night… and about how Dave Dee is no longer with us. But Mickey and Tich and I would just like to carry on the good work that’s always gone down in [studio] number two.”

And, fip à Sirène j  i zz… wait scratch that latin EYE!
{Change to}
And, fip à Sirène jazz

Eye told you that I was going to bury Paul in the next segment, lo and behold, and NOT TO BE UNDONE by the DE-Construction of Le Grand Palais, the Bpi is featuring at its “bureau Presse”:

I Me Mine

YET ANOTHER Mythique portrait With The Beatles
page 38, When The Royal Family Adopted Beatlemania for Thé{e}.
Numéro 01, “Mythique”, France Quotidien and some fellow named ÉDITO, or Something like that.

LEARN WHAT LENNON THOUGHT ABOUT LIVERPOOL [page XV]… Please, Please, Please, la locura!

« J’ai grandi à Hambourg, pas à Liverpool »

Those Fucking immigrants!!!

And still to COME, One fo’My Baby and ONO for the Road.
https ://www .beatlesbible .com /1960/11/20 /live-kaiserkeller-hamburg -48/

Over in ROMA, Sophia Loren sang the Mexican National Anthem {version Pérez Prado} and so NEVER mind Amarillo BY Morning… Gotta Go Now Baby if I Hurry I can Still Make Cheyenne.

103 years ago… Sgt. Pepper call the band to play

That is not even a real taco.

To commemorate the occasion, la bibloteca pública de información Georges Pompidou will open it’s its doors today at 11, 11, 21… just like all of the stores and the pre-holidays sales, banks however, are closed.

 

With this being the first time in like 5000 years that The United States of America is not at war, the Mexican president goes to Times Square to see the good folks at Wall U.N. Street Rock. — The photo featuring the ADIDAS « basket shoes » brand is courtesy of LA JORNADA at the Melle. Pitch EMMAÜS award… or something like that.

Flashback for context, but most importantLY, our interptetation of LA QUINTA Républica and la Cuarta Transformación en Nueva York:

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /politique /le-scan /insolites /2014/04/11 /25007-20140411ARTFIG00124 -la-mano-dans-la-mano-apres-l-anglais-hollande-massacre-l-espagnol .php

La nueva MANO en la MANO… in honor of Gral. Charles De Gaulle (iglesia en la mesquita) 51st aniversario luctuoso del creador de la Francia de Hoy.

And that {is} all for today. Have a nice day.

https ://eu .usatoday .com /story /opinion /2021/11/10 /kyle-rittenhouse-cried-during-his-trial-dont-fooled-his-tears /6373345001/

At the movies: Starring as Jonathann Daval, Kyle Rittenhouse in the role of crocodile tears… Gary Oldman takes on the role of a problematic prosecution lawyer.

https ://www .telerama .fr /radio /sur-arte-radio-le-cirque-mediatique-de-laffaire-daval-decrypte– 6990324 .php

P.S… Cousin Joe… your coat matches Le Mire’s tie…and the stripes on those awful lapels are making Mí dizzy. Put a little red flower on that hollow chest of yours to break them ugly lines. And, Step°hanie Rhule… nice collar you got there, it goes real well with them cuffs, and the RED, oh the red… the best, a nice contrast next to that Alabama rube. C’mon, Cousin Joe! Pin a little red flower on.

https ://www .cnews .fr /france /2020-11-12 /11-novembre-quest-ce-que-le-bleuet-de-france -799422

And Morning Mika… fire is shooting out of your eyes, tell you personal assitant to run over to the nearest hardware store in Times Square and get that sexy dress a pair of welding glasses. And last but Knot least, The Willie Geist Show:

Recreates the Forrest Gump scene at the NATIONAL MALL, but the producers of Morning Joe do, IT!³, with a real Medal of Honor club member… Eye literally can’t write (or make) this shit up.

 

It’s TROU!!! The Bpi à Pompidou plays no *LIES

Breaking the NEWS… The Reverend Al Sharpton just renamed the Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, his name is now Alejandro MARAKAS. In other news:

4 173 en vente à partir de 0,34 €… look, IT! Up, it’s TROU motherfuckers! TROU Eye Tells EWE.

https://twitter.com/SegoArma/status/1442148463274196996

“I used to love her, but I had to KILL HER — I knew I’d miss her — So I had to keep HER — She’s buried right in MY BACK YAaaaaaaaa-ah’RD 🎶

And Avi Velshi our prayers were answered, and today it was FISH TACOS… it’s always FISH TACOS in France, it does not matter if they serve the Fuckn’ LAMB.

Anyhow, Avi Velshi this is Last Week To THEY and Öüï is going to draw the lines on them Circles (not to be confused with Venn’s diagrams), and Eye begins with Hallie Jackson’s dearly departed dog*.

*

In context, a CAUCASIAN (by CENSUS standards) went missing in the Great State of WHY-Oh-Ming, her lover, a guy by the name of LAUNDRY³ or something like that is the main suspect (punto y coma) yada, yada, yada, the CAUCASIAN’s deteriorating corpse was found in the middle of nowhere (as Eye mentioned the attention and FOCUS on this CAUCASIAN’s case develops in the STUPID state of Wyoming)… in this MEDIA CIRCUS process, a reality TV star who goes by the name of DOGG the Bounty Hunter (or something like that) was spotted yesterday knocking at the Dead White Chick house, and word at the GEORGES POMPIDOU public information Library is that even MAJOR THOM at the International Space Station is on the lookout for the DEAD CAUCASIAN’s lover, who might Öüï add, IS… on the motherfucking LAMB!

³./ Öüï might have mispelled her lover’s name— but Eye does not speak French and, Fenster The Copy Editor is on vacation with Bob Costa in Florida.

ANYHOW, Chet le Boulanger, Track 6 of Abbey Road is basically the same song that IGGY and The STOOGES recorded on TRACK 6 of RAW Power and Track 6 of Georgia Peaches.

Harrison titled his, “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)” while The Iguana went with the more needy (pardonner la Re-don-Dance):

You won’t find any G-n-R on stock at the Pompidou Juke Box, but GEORGES surely stocks the STOOGES* en Juke-BOX
DISC 1: RAW POWER
Track 3: Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell
(Originally titled “Hard To Beat”)

*

https ://www .discogs .com /fr /Guns-N-Roses-G-N-R-Lies /master /9480
R-Side 1988
Track 3: Used To Love Her
… bonus
track four: The Éric Zemmour National Anthem

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TODAY in History, 1969—ABBEY ROAD is recorded/released, it would be The Beatles last and the ART depicts the FUNERAL of “the cute one“

🎼

Meanwhile at the Daily Show with Comedy Central

… I thought that my Drunk Uncle would be Playing Golf, and there he is, living the High Life at the Stephanie Rhule with Avi Velshi reunion.

Anyhow, it’s 2001 and now that Tuesday is gone, Mercredi Addams in the Role of an adult Hallie Jackson³ stars in TAPS… 📯 🎶 with quivers down the backbone.

On a day like Yesterday, New York City had an election, —if Ewe can cross your Eyes on That fact— and BLOOMberg followed. Heck, both sides of the U.S. Legislative part of the Constitution sang Öüï are the WO’id, or something like that (punto y coma) and get this, Rudolph William Louis Giuliani [the] III was a respected regular @therealFOURSEASONS, if Ewe can believe Me, spelled m-e, me.

³;… •) https ://justabouttv .fr /actualites /wednesday-de-quoi-parlera-la-prochaine-serie-sur-mercredi-addams-signee-tim-burton/

CC1DD0A4-2E0E-4737-ACDC-1F8E4339F398 A NEW WORLD ORDER (song) Love Vigilantes.

Across The Atlantic, “You’ve got mail” and at Ground Zero, Avi Velshi is counting helicopters, THE HUMANITY!

And, Rev. Al, please relay to Juanita Bonita to not go hating on Cleto Reyes and Evander Holyfield. ‘Member now, Tyson is the bad guy, and AUSTRALIA is the Enemy; those fuckers just stole France!!!

[Cutline before the snapshot]:

LIke Brazil, Australia is one of the main nations responsible for Climate Change (South of the China SEA)…  France, on the other hand, remains committed to providing comfort to a dying World.

https:// www .brisbanetimes .com .au /politics /federal /france-could-access-australian-military-sites-as-countries-look-to-boost-ties -20210909-p58q7j .html

In Hilo, Hawaii, las manecillas around The Arizona just marked High noon, and in América con Menendez sin acento, her doppelgänger from La Havana, Alicia Menéndez is hearing voices.

And before i call, IT!, “colorín Colorado, este cuento está Registrado©️”, Öüï is going to bring Andy García back on the set. Andy is Alicia’s drunk uncle.

¹.) Note to editors:

Öüï decided to stay clear of Franco-Australian politics on account that Eye did not come to France to criticize French politics, it was supposed to be about “La Mano Pachona de Bernardo Gómez” and then something straight out of the promotional pages of the FO’ist try at Frank Herbert’s DUNE (movie) happened. Heck, BRONTIS was turning all Gorilla in Paris, (En DONDA?) in Paris and that is all that Eye is going to say about Jay-Z, and his friends at François Hollande’s presidential campaign in 2011).

🎶 Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s lonely.
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We’d like to thank you once again

And, FRIDA… breast reduction is no way to fit them suckers in THOSE pots

A los galgos del Galgódromo de Ciudad Juárez…

LA LIBERTAD DE PRENSA SÓLO SE DESGASTA CUANDO NO SE UTILIZA³

Mientras tanto, o como dicen los franceses: That’s going to be an interesting BREED (punto y coma) a Chihuahua and a motherfucking Lévrier!!! Then again, Mr. Biden, Le XOLOitzcuintle might just get a HAIR for Dog’s génome from PERSIA. From the PERSIA!!! Yasmin Vassoughian; From PERSIA.

And, doña Andrea… my name is Inigo Montoya and “[Eye] don’t think that word means what that chick think that it means ». And, please! Ewe knows very well that Eye is an anti-dentite but that does not prevent Mí from recommending Mexican odontology, so if Texas wants to start paying people to act like the very French during the nazi occupation* (snitches, bounty hunters, and chismosos) have at it! Texas should be sent back to Mexico.

³.) Or, like N° 5260 of Le Canard Enchaîné
«LA LIBERTÉ DE LA PRESSE
NE S’USE QUE QUAND ON NE S’EN SERT PAS »

And SUSANA PUVEDA…Check this Squared Circle turn into a TRIANGLE ∴

1 de febrero Día de San Ignacio… [A]nd SERENDIPITY, Eye does KNOT know if it’s mere COINCIDENCE but February the 1st is also the day that “The Situation Room” was inaugurated but in 1954… Y no, Suzy, you do not have to be Orthodoxe to believe Mí, you can just be… you know, —Ewe.

Meanwhile, across la rue Honoré (75001) next to le passage de Lavandières (Sainte-Opportune) Philippe Labró is celebrating Charity at “El Patron’s²” house (same ZIP)… no word if doña Justicia (For All) made a cameo.

Truth be told, Mr. Labró is a closeted Metallica freak and a keen Texas Observer. Take today’s CNEWS Matinée cover. It’s a tribute to The Frayed Ends of Sanity (The FES) the last track on the Album that brought you Lady Justice in full Republican party regalia.

Heck! The kid in The FES is seated in a “hanging man” position. And if you don’t know what the Hanging Man represents on the tarot, then you should stick to UNO cards.

².\ N° 2602 “C’est Arrive”
L’abbé Pierre fonde Emmaüs
(1949).

At The Movies… Frida Hayek stars in:

In local news, France outlawed brest reductions. Fringe and sketchy methods of booby shrinkage are on the rise.

WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF AN ILLEGAL ABORTION.

SIM[s] Patricio 🕺🏽 Moniqué 👩‍👦Bio[s]

It Was 16 Years Ago To They…
Sergeant Pérez thought Billy how to use them SHEARS!
… EYE BURIED RUSH*

Just the facts, Rush.

*,) Limbaugh

https ://www .thenation .com /article /archive /messing-mother-nature/

Does anybody remember Jodorowski’s Dune sketches? It’s kind of sort-ish like Lynch’s Oasis but with the imagination that the Tourism Board of La Ville de Paname lacks:

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And, Alex Witt, you can check with Charles De Gaulle’s dad (punto y coma) the man was a history teacher (back when the West was Being Won).

And Heidi Przybyla you can check the page, it’s the same one from the other They; anyhow, Alex, the General’s father used to tell his students that History Has a way of sneaking up on Civilization, but seldom in the same manner as it did the first time that it reared it’s ugly Tail:

… [A]nd here’s another thing for y’all — The White Truck was Velshi, knot —Paul!!! And his callsign was La Ojiva Negra.

Blasts rock Kabul as US drone strike hits ISKP bombers

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2021/8/29 /kabul-airlift-enters-final-phase-us-warns-of-more-attacks-live

And then History goes… never mind Arbusto en El Alamo, here comes Katrina’s big wet 🌬💨🌊BUSH… with Musical GUSTS in the form of Ring-oh’s in The Sky:

You’re Sixteen—You’re Beautiful… and you’re 40 Miles SSE from the Grand Isle… knot the ⚜️ Île, Louis.

And the French Quarter goes: AVI!!! AVI VELSHI!!! Come In—You magnificat batard.  “Can you hear Mí now?” Velsh!!! This is Eye and Öüï is at la Rue Honoré trying to get a hold of “The Green Machine” at “Crescent City”, while that happens over on the Sunday Show it’s another editon of don’t forget to top-off your “Go — Go Juice“.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /List_of_CB_slang

And The French Quarter responds:

Kathee Drahl grade levees (second hand, fourth generation; solid. Sold “AS-IS” no refunds).

Not so fast, en está IDA Öüï got U.S. a Dutch master’s Zeppelin-Grade levee [from La Ancienne ⚜️ Place ⚜️ des Regrattiers] that which promise not to break 📶↪️… Öüï even had the good taste of adding a ROMA reference in the form of a ∪ƒ⊗ disguised as a SUPERDOME ⚜️ … and knot to rub, IT!, on the American Priest in Paris, but the motherfucking Saints play there… but never when Katrina is on the IDA (visitor) schedule.

 

Dig it… on the set with The Masked Singer

Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone

Tattoo You, Track 5 and SIX:
V._ Black Limousines, PAGE 248, [ibid., TOURNOUX ’64] ; “Dans la voiture personnelle du Führer”.
SIX._ Neighbors, to the East « les boches » to the South, “les grenouilles contre les grenouilles.”

Like the FBI
And the CIA
And the BBC

Just the facts, Sirene Claire. S.v.P… So Pena de que “tus labios” se te hagan ChiShahRron.

B.B. King

BBBFEA74-F8DE-4011-A894-5E019701BD89… Deer, Rachel Maddow, “Watch this space ».

And Doris Day…
Matt Busby!

… [A]nd Katty Kay, of course you know that Sam Stein is strained through the Reyes bloodline, right? What do you think makes of Sam an Ugly Mexican, an Espontáneo knot a Sachverständiger, “or whatever.” 👄 Page 252 [ibid. Tournoux ’64] AND SALMA HAYEK… Sam Stein was not expecting your role in Mayor Pete’s “Oscar Meyer” infraSchtrucTuraTion solution for people WHO never Walk in El Ey!!!! Gooooo Dodgers! 🥋🥋🥋

Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
That was “Can You Dig It?” by Georgie Wood
And now we’d like to do “Hark the Angels Come“

Tops… people WHO know, know that Tops is a leftover corrido de “Les Cailloux” from CATHERINE DENEUVE’s « Little Coco’s Head Soup ». In the frame the inspiration for Black Limousine, a fuckin’ Mobile (Alabama) heißes Würstchen 🌭

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Track 8; TOPS.

🥁 Watts 🔭

Like A Rolling Stone and Le Hôtel Britannique presents:

Infâme République…
based on a Trou 🕳 story

by: M. HenRi de Gaulle
légitimiste, monarchiste de arrepentimiento…
possibly an Early Model—T enthusiast.

Power’s out. Chapter One, where a botanist fellow from the Lamarck clan avant-proposes his dirty french fingers onto the pages of PÉTAIN & DE GAULLE … in the process, H. Taine introduces Science (capital EsE) to the oldest profession in academia (lowerCase Ahhhh!) HISTORIa.

PAGE 15_Prèmiere Partie

LES JOURS LES PLUS LONGS…
“Tout Recommence à Paris”

Featuring: Unser Mann in Stone [s] henge

— Joe Friday:
Lorem ipsum… yada, yada, yada just the facts Mr. Crowley, leave “las marrulladas” para los « canallines » y para el « MALO » de La Jornada.

🔮⚒:

https ://heraldodemexico .com .mx /tendencias /2020/7/24/ quien-es-ricky-riquin-canallin-por-que-se-volvio-tendencia -195175 .html

https ://jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/08/24 /politica /amlo-anaya-un-marrullero-que-no-me-eche-la-culpa/

Rudolph ⚒ Hess 🔮

Dedicated to the tanks of the Second Armor Division (LA NUEVE)… porque no es lo mismo cruzar por La Dronne, que tener que andar lidiando con un, ¡la Dron, eh!

La metamorphosis, o algo así (same Yardbird on page 15):

« Un historiador podrá actuar como un naturalista: miraba [Mr. H.] mi tema como si estuviera mirando la metamorfosis de un insecto³ », said the Celebrated Mr. H., while HenRi the Horse dances the waltz.

³.) Hippolyte Taine.

And, Cousin Joe… should The S’tates S’tart a Y’ank F’oreign L’egion

… like French Dee-Jays Do? It’s Easy, all you need is a batch of sketchy immigrants, and the promise of citizenship after they go to Hell and back. It’s a Win-Win. It’s Gold, BEDINGFIELD, AU!!!

You are never going to guess what’s inside of N° 33, As[k] Mí.

But seriously, I am Sirius, —and you are Knot!

https ://www .thoughtco .com /finding-gold-on-the-periodic-table– 607644

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Anyhow Mr. Molla G, what you don’t know is that ALL OF THAT TREASURE TROVE mitt WEAPONS is laced with the FAST and FURIOUS —Nextel/PEGASUS— tracking devices… and besides those 5.56 mm /.223 in shooters are not Halal. If you butcher any living being with’em you will not get any of the 72 or so, virgins… that are apparently promised by your religion when you die. So there’s that. 

The joke’s on you 🖲 Talibanes!

In Local News, on the opposite side of the CET hours (HST) it’s the Third Friday in August:

Among the contributions that The 50th Star has given the United States of America, por ejemplo, — el presidente Donald John Trump can boast that HIS predecessor, President Barack Hussein OBAMA (Jr.),  was BORN in HAWAII, Aussi(e), pineapples… And Australia, you are not foolin’ anybody. Do you really think that the AXIOS bunch is KNOT going to notice the SIDNEY in BOBB, that’s Code FOR Shrimp in Barbie 3X!!! At least you had the common courtesy this time of shining the light on a fucking LIBRARY. Trou Story. Ladies in Gemini, the Australian truck incident outside of the Library of Congress is retribution¹ for that Time that then-president Donald John Trump wanted to do a DEMONIC RITUAL outside of a WASHINGTON Church… ‘member how that INIDEL flipped the BIBLE upside down? Blasphemy at the Highest Levels of Corruption!!! 

¹.)

… And Alicia Menendez, what’s up with the beaver?