… l’Hispanidad d’Alicia y los diestros, de antemano y con alternancia Car men is a fair use of all media and interventions en la faena de los fachos de España.
… Depravity !!!
…
and Eddie Gloude Jr., do you like Spectacles.
Category Archives: Efemérides
¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?
Over at l’Hispaniola Cristobal Colón is asking Rafael Trujillo if he can spell : puuuh³—to
³~. La ache es muda en Pue’lto rhico, y mocha en Cuba.
Hot Chilli Peppers in the Blistering Sun : remember Durango, Larry?
And, señora Presidenta, mañana es martes 13 and those little fuckers at your “Bienestar” clinics better not be getting any CANCER on thier little Mexican bodies, who-the-fuck do those kids think that they are, GEORGINA MORENO with universal health care in La France?
Chile verde…
Who am I? I am red but not a commie and definetly not the Little Red Riding Hood, Issy-También-Older than the French Navy and hoy por ser día de tu santo, I am hotter than hell ¿quién soy?
https ://www. lemonde .fr /2026/10/12 /le-marche-des-enfants-rouges-a-paris-ravage-par-les-flammes-annonce-le-maire-d-arrondissement
Order de lidia: Veraniego, el toro que se nego a morir de rodillas.
In Local News : Baby You Can Drive My Car, but whatever you do don’t be a DOUCHE! Now enjoy the Carolina Reapers and chase them fuckers with a Young “habanera” or, habanero if Ewe like danger.
Any 🦉 hoot, if you’ve ever had the opportunity to munch on a French torta (lonche de carnitas, if you’ve been to Torreón or El Café Tacuba) just how old were las Tejas del mentado Mercado de Los Bajitos Rojos ?
LAMPARITO follows, right now it’s Aarón “four 🗡 times” Palacio :
for 🐂 context, that sword that Morante de La Puebla (1er tercio) is holding happens to be an estoque, which is the tool that Bob Evans used to fuck up a great novel.
Felipe³ está en barrera de sombra y El Juli a un lado de los burladeros, Hemingway skipped this edition of Romance in Las Ventas.
³~. Felipe de 😇 Calderón Hinojosa.
Palas viejas
For Whom the fachos Toll?
… ○³ for Ceuta mister Wells, for Ceuta. It turns out that the fascists don’t want The Kid to Stay in The Picture.
Anyhow, Le Marché des Enfants Rouges was:
Older than the French Navy (1626) under “his Redness”, Armand Jean du Plessis, and definitely already established by the time that the good Cardinal Richelieu had Urbain Grandier (1634) screaming in pain as he burned at the stake in a place called Loudun, that’s how old those tejas in Paris were considering that the indoor market was constructed in 1615 and demolished last night (after midnight) on the very date that Columbus was saved by l’Hispaniola.
“So it goes”. Over at the 15eme it’s “Goodbye Candy-Apple Red” and “Hello Ruby Rouge Tues-day”
You Say You Want an Octopus’s Garden?
Ewe got it Denis!
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki/ Denis_of_Paris
From the producers of Teeny Tiny Cat, comes the story of the Dirty Dingy Division of the Canadian Army Trophy Lonley Tanks Club Band.
https ://www .theglobeandmail .com /world /rescue-kittens-take-field-trip-to-sea-life-aquarium/
Hoy por ser también el día del Pulpo Paul, he used to go by “El Pulpo Sa’l” but that’s only because of his voracious appetite for the letter you, any hoot 🦉Denis ever heard of a Pub named Cuauhtémoc’s Revenge? The dive used to go by “le Carpe Diem”.
https ://www .worldanimalprotection .org /sentience /animal-awareness-days /world-octopus-day/
🎵 Step out of line the man comes take you away… uso justo de todas las knee caps and shin accessories for all of your riot gear needs.
https ://www .reddit .com /r/france /s /violent-interpellation-vulgar-display-of-riot-gear
¿Acaso crees que yo cago en un trono dorado y que me limpio el culo con pétalos de la vida en rosa?
The end of la clara transparencía : in my life.
… but seriously
It is 19h in CET… 10am in Long Beach
Ils ne t’entendent pas, Belmondo : solo son windmühlen
Fracking Belmondo, does anybody remembers EPSTEIN !!!
[ yes dummie, context shapes what’s next]
Know Your Vulva
Sweet Home Alabama… Leonard Skinner (middle school teacher).
In this section, the queen of Corona stays up late for Hilo, Hawaii, in order to synch-in/onto an United Statian election in the American continent but Michael Douglas got in the way of Mí, romancing the Stones. For the record, Eye can only say that the only good thing about Michael Douglas is his Zeta, not the alpha, which is to say, Rahm Emanuel, it’s not Ewe (nigga) it’s your people.
♫ Solo Son Molinos mister Cruz, and don’t you show them the way.
7 de octubre… on a morning like today, but of 2023, Alicia Leos was just getting ready to sport her mariachi suit, the day would mark the first-ever fully-female-fledged mariachi fest in France, over in-or-around the great State of Israel, Prime Minister and notorious genocidal autocrat, Benjamin Netanyahu, had already instructed the entire IDF and the Mossad to listen to “Cielito Lindo” as they ate thier skimmpy version of a real prickly pear, or fig de Barberie, as the very French refer to the fruit that sprouts from the Opuntia’s stems.
PA, PA, PA !!! Florida is so 1980’s.
Opuntia species hybridize easily, but the wild origin of O. ficus-indica is likely to have been in central Mexico (and not in the Palestinian occupied territories³), where its closest genetic relatives are found.
En fin, Michael Douglas,
So… daddy issues, eh? Fuck the king, it’s good to be the bastard.
(³~... emphasis 🇵🇸 mine).
This is not a spectacle : it’s a contact lens
Recuérdame 🦤
Directional signs : the producers would like to remind y’all that the direction signs are purely fictional and any resemblance to the makers of this most non-consequential blog are a figment of Ted Kaczynski imagination.
I’m Sirius…
a closer look reveals that Pascale de La Tour du Pin, the newest of the pin-up pundits at BFM’er TV is nothing more than an A.I. generated conductrice and it is knot Mí saying it, why mister it is right there in the “small print” that BFM discloses the Ey-Ay—Inés of de La Tour du Pin.
https ://france3-regions .franceinfo .fr /pays-de-la-loire /nantes / .html
…and youse knot :
g’Ahead mister Nuñez, squint your i’s a little closer, Eye is 32-flavors° in the Scottish Rite ; and then SOMME in France (33°).
2026-2_de_octubre-francia
To They in His Story… en París hoy salió el sol
You’ve gotta fight, for your right To Know³
The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that the French Ministry of The Interior does not follow it.
La Pastora and the original Experience.
Any 🦉 hoot mister Nuñez, never do Ewe mind the Crapper (1836) and its ballcock, because the modern float valve was invented beforehand by José Antonio de Alzate y Ramírez, a Mexican priest and scientist who described the device way back in 1790, naturally as with all-things Mexican, a white-haired blue-eyed British devil patented the ballcock seven years later in 1797.
Father Alzate was also a PRE-CURSOR, mister Nuñez, for the LEGALIZATION of marihuana and, an expert in the use and understanding of the PIPIL-TZIN-TZIN-TLI, also known as salvia divinorium³
³~. Memoria del uso que hacen los indios de los pipiltzintzintlis. 1772. UNAM.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /International_Day_for_Universal_Access_to_Information
Give a flower a monkey and the vulva will think that she’s the center of the Universe
Last BOAt to Cairo, but you can always take a plane 🍸 i mean, Rudy… it’s been a 1/4 of a century, let by-gones be by gones… so, do you feel lucky, PUNK?
Give me B-52’s or give Mí, Banshee.
Kast… ing from 11-9-11
[Cold opening]
FALSE FRIENDS in INTERPRETATION
Chile Stops Memoire 🇨🇱, but this 🌶 chile d’Árbol will make sure that you don’t forget.
Non, docteur Haass, nous ne sommes pas tous des « Américains », comme lors de cette journée ensoleillée de septembre, for starters professor Haass, Mister Kast will spend 11-9 in Los Ríos, not the MONEDA PALACE where for better or worst [the events of that day] gave José Antonio Kast his reason to be, anyhow the PINO-CHET-ista arrived last night in his FACH° plane to Valdivia, a region of Chile where General Augusto Pinochet performed his greatests hits for the LOCAL scene.
https ://www .biobiochile .cl /chile /2026/09/11 /presidente-kast-arriba-a-los-rios-en-pleno-11-de-septiembre-se-reunira-con-alcaldes-y-parlamentarios
°~. Fuerza Aerea de Chile
Sin Celery…
El Mundo de Le Monde
Here comes The Sun, now with a Spoonful 🌬 of cancer with every 🇨🇱 Coup and in every Attack 🇺🇲… Australia is the enemy.
Somewhere in the galaxie, Ewe see a funny thing happened on the way to Australia and Eye got lost in space somewhere Across The Universe. This is not the first time that an incident of this .caliber has deviated Something, [on a targeted route] to the other side of Albuquerque or wO’ist! GUASTI Pk. on the foothills of Cucamonga.
¡Qué Viva El Rock and Roll!… y B. Pointdexter aussi
ISSY-Alejandro-Lora, “Difícil pour bien vivre”.
“Where’s My Pie?”
. NOFX
³~. Knot to compare Alejandro Lora with Lennon, but if you can IMAGINE, Chela, his wife, as the “Vieja del Distrito Federal” representation of Yoko Ono en el SANBORN’s del Metro Balderas… same drama
https ://radiocollection .fr/news /john-lennon-enregistre-l-essentiel-d-imagine-chez-lui-l-album-fete-ses-55-ans
Sin embargo, señora Lora³… independientemente if-or-if the ol’Broads in le ancien régime du le Distrito Federal loved TOM JONES or not the times have gone and changed and “Cool-specs Ear-muffs” on the screengrab below above could care less where those extra €500 come from, which is what Mr. Jabois Jabois argues on the next segment of this most non-consequential blog and on the teaser at the end of this post.
Live From Texas :
Hey Ewe! Don’t watch that! Watch this.
Over at The Alamo in Texas, Donald John Trump is offering 5000 CANADIAN Dollars if everybody forgets what Kim Krizan, in the role of Ms. Kim Arnette Stroud, told the students in her U.S. Govt. class at the end of the year just before every junior high kid got thier butts whipped by Fred “Affleck” O’bannon in FREDRICKSBURG, Texas.
Declination of membership
AGUA Mi Niña follows. Head over of to División del Norte y Avenida Coyoacóan, where Frida Kahlo and her SAPO are drinking Pulque-Flavored mimosas after dark.