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Jews are directly related to Netanyahou…

Fair Use of Desperate Doppelgangers and Fútbol ⚽

France fue a Dallas…

… and Netanyahou is directly related to the JEWS, Issy-it’s-a genocide, Donnie.

For context.

In local news, RUSH delivery sources relay that :

… they’re marching to Bastille Day
The guillotine will claim her bloody prize
Free the dungeons of the innocent
The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise

In local news Griezmann weeps and La Pinta is ‘Ol Eye needs a they.

Fair Use of FIFA’s Peace Prize and Trump.

Chilly 🇨🇦 Gonzales can lick my Syrup as he gargles La Marseillaise

 

Back in the MAINE land — ICE Cold Killings

And, Ali Vitali… It’s easy.

 

In Paris, France, Maya Laque is re-claming the role of Goldie Hawn’s “Private Benjamin”, where Maya joins the Republican Guard.

Back on the MAINE land

 

Over on at Miller’s lattice, notably missing from the Air and Pony Show of La Marseillaise are the flying bomberos de sapeurs 🧑🏻‍🚒 and for good reason, Fontainebleau is burning 🪾… and no, Öüï cannot see the smoke rising from Milly-la-Fôret, but the smoke can see (just like all of the flying frogs over la rue de Rivoli) the Eiffel Tower from Jean Cocteau’s western-looking window.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /live /2026/07/14 /en-direct-canicule-les-incendies-en-foret-de-fontainebleau-ont-parcouru-plus-de-1-900-hectares

Get off my airspace!!! Ya’ Noisy-choppers-Issy 🥸

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Bleep in the real life

Petty~ness

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Beaumarchais and the ballad of ‘Los Dos Amigos’… amarillo no me pongo

Across The Universe : in this section Artificial Intelligence will “compute to the last digit the value of π”, Issy-Ewe-must show your work and, like the INDIANA Pi Bill of 1897, the Commonwealth of Kentucky must show proof that Senator Mitch McConnell has not squared his own grave. 

Maine: where women are treated like a meuf in a Star Trek putero.

https ://eu .indystar .com /politics /2026/07/09 /indiana-gop-congressman-calls-for-answers-on-mitch-mcconnell

Note to editors : casually, The American League sucks, but only slightly³, comparted to the Alliance Française playball… gooooo Dodgers.

 

³~. https ://www .mlb .com /2026-mlb-all-star-game-rosters-announcement

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre-Augustin_de_Beaumarchais

“this man mocks everything that must be respected in a government”

1778 – American Revolution: Louis XVI, —of La France… declares war on the Kingdom of them Rosbifs.

Mel Brooks in History of The World as King Louis XVI

If youse into la comédie française and all that jazz, please be advised that, of the “two amigos” en Saint-Germain-des-pres, the so called “amigos de méxico en francia” [ nor “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” in this bracket ] form part of the infamous  “dos amigos, que venían de Mapimí…” and for the record, Joaquin Murrieta no era ni chileno ni extraño, Joaquín era sonorense 🦌.

1940 : abolition de la Troisième République en France. Vote des pleins pouvoirs à Philippe Pétain. Début du régime de Vichy.

… and so , “3 Doritos later” or, as French peep-ol’s say, 162 years later ± one they, the Government of Vichy arrives.

Everybody hates Adam Sandler 🏌🏿‍♀️ Évrybody loves the sunshine

Fucking Paparazzi, Jimmy Kimmel was there…

On Location : rue Jean Lantier.

 

Ken Burns, of Ken Burns fame documented the passion of the THEY and Poncio Pilatos made sure that Mick Jagger sealed the Square.

 

Prócula, the legal-lover of Pilate edged her husband on to crucify the bum, lorem ipsum DOLOR would follow with a proprietary photoshoot effect. It’s a complicated process.

Any 🦉 hoot, Zoe, where were we? Ah—yes!!! Eureka, dicen en l’academia, or Glad Tidings if youse with Gloria (say, whatever happened to Aunt Gloria, Jonathan Capehart?) the thing is that Alemany’s request for romance of with epic proportions is plausible and Öüï thinks that Eye should give it to The Weekend pundit like the Talking Head that she is.

Base jump to the plaza

July 4th, 2026 edition

Dreams

 

Still to fly, not the Blue Angels, fuck no Van Hagar!!! And that’s a fact Jack, up in the sky later over Washington and The Potomac banks it’s PAT 🐶 PATROUILLE and THE HALLYDAY Alpha Jet Frogs.

Happy Birthday.

 

Jump to The Articles of Confederation and then goose-step your way to The National Fair.

June 21st, 2026 — Summer … Hay 40 grados

El tiempo que me queda… yo sé que tú no nos le🪲es

In local 🇨🇭 news, but in no particular order, it’s International Burn A U.S. Flag Day… viva Villa, cabrones!

And, Bob… you son of a bitch! HOPE, is not an option.

🥁 Carranza no tiene panza porque yo se la moche 📯

 

1989 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397, that American flag-burning is a form of political protest protected by the First Amendment.

With a horrible shock, [the earthquake] leveled mountains, altered the course of rivers, and collapsed large areas of many of the cities of Italy… and then Aníbal Barca walked into a bar.

And why, Mick, why? Why do The Byrds sound so gay?

 

“Badges!?… We don’t need no stinkin’ Badges!!!”, because there is a BIG FUCKING ELEPHANT in Bürgenstock, Switzerland”… Issy-Keith-Richards, like a rolling stone in no particular SCALE con El MASTODONTE at les ARÈNES de LUTÈCE

https ://bcs .fltr .ucl .ac .be /LIVY /XXII-la-campagne-d’Italie_defaite de-trasimene

1867 : The victory of the republican forces over the Second Mexican Empire occurs when the last defenders of the monarchical regime in Mexico City raise a white flag at the cathedral.

And oh~happy THEYS_oh~happy DAYS

Reflecting piss al otro lado del bordo.

 

Marihuana tuvo un hijito
Y le pusieron San Ex-pedito
Como el abogado de los de Santa Anna
Porque era Sansón para la Marihuana

No Sharpies™️ please mister president

And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.

Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.

Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.

 

Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.

Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright

They just seem a little weird

Surrender, surrender

But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey

Papa’s got a brand new coq

 

Cheap ⚽ Trick

Operation Overlord — Olive Darb³

³~. If you are not dressed in DARB you are out of uniform, drop and give Mí 50!

Rapid response? Öüï will be the JUDGE of that.

 

For the record everything below this line could have been AVOIDED if :

— Alois Hitler’s parents would have used a MOTHERFUCKING condom³ sometime in the month of SEPTEMBER of 1836… also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Carlota of Mexico who was born on this day back in 1840 (you tried girl, you tried)

Olive drab not branch, maggots!

 

³~. 1965 – The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, prohibiting the states from criminalizing the use of contraception by married couples… hence, GODWIN’s LAW.

… and Jacqueline Alemany,  just to show Eye can bend time and space (on Wikipedia, anyhow) i’m gonna dunk one on Ewe : Gooooo SPURS!

Here’s the MOTHERFUCKING set up, it starts just a few moments ago in

— 1971  when The United States Supreme Court overturns the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

Get used to Nazi tattoos, it’s not Mí, it’s ISRAEL, also KEITH RICHARDS et sa BAGUE TÊTE de MORT 

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/06/07 /le-pentagone-releve-le-niveau-de-menace-de-contre-espionnage-israelien-dans-un-contexte-de-tensions-entre-donald-trump-et-benyamin-netanyahou

If Ewe like to gamble, Eye tells JEW I’m your man…

— 1967 – Six-Day War: Israeli soldiers enter Jerusalem.

1 de junio 2026

To They in History, Öüï’s gonna walk and chew motherfucking gum at the same time and for that Eye (personally) will head on over to the Highlands of Rosbiflandia in 1494 where John Cor, or Carr, first records the inaugural batch of Single Malt hooch ; also, in local news the court-martial of General Benedict Arnold begins at “Arnold’s Tavern” in Morristown, New Jersey, in 1779 ; probably over a couple of shots of Scotland’s finest export, next to Queen Elizabeth II’s corgi hounds, —off-course.

Twice In A Blue Moon in Paris.

Up next Öüï goes out looking for the French version of the Spider-Noir “Phat Lady” on Le Pont-Blanc de JR.

1958 – French whipper-snapper and Rosbif house-guest Général Charles de Gaulle comes out of retirement to play the role of French Spider-Bleu and keep those god-damned Royal Corgi’s out of the EU.

Looking for Ewe. Stay tuned for rag time.

 

But first, New Jersey celebrates the Paris Saint-Germain victory over the Arsenal from Rosbiflandia while a big ol’Alien from France wept in Oklahoma  for all of that funk.

1967 – The Beatles release thier 8th album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, on a rock and roll CIRCUS side note :

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /1er_juin

20-YEARS BEFORE, no pun intended, Ronnie Wood was born.

“America,” what a cunt.

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And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.