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And starring as Tow°lie : el Huracán Ramírez

The fucking slaves de Virginia 💅🏽 let’s get the bland crackers. American his–$tory streamed and your mashed potatoes sin sal.

Snarky Barrel… now serving re-disticted puppies en Creamed Beef Stroganoff.

 

Pero si Katty Kay, that damn barrel was just about the only item with flavor on that logo, and maybe the water depending on which state of the union the Cracker Barrel franchise is at.

And Cousin Joe… Indeed bitch  🥃 CHAYOTE “chinese” CHIPS à volonté.

For the love of money : mean green chips.

En fin Nancy Snarky, how do you like’em puppies?

Snarky Tacos

Eye tell Ewe, Katty Kay… if this fucking cellphone was a piano (bar) instead of a porn-rendering machine (dive). If only.

A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Académie du Climat

All that reddit is saying is that if Genaro was not prosecuted by U.S. (l’ancien U.S.) Genaro would be like Manuel (Valls) and Florence would not be celebrating Genaro’s wife drama.

Florence Cassez was not available for comment.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /thesaurus /backlash

“Are we talking words here, is that WATT Öüï’s doing?”

Jimmy Hoffa in the role of The One Who Flew all over The Academy’s Nest.

Meanwhile, Sweet Georgia Brown moved to Paris and She’s having a nigglet.

Quel moment — That’s what she said and then The President kicked that bitch out of the French White House.

 

CURRENT NEWS from the back of a horse’s ass, and Eye is way to charged ⚡up to make some silly shit like that ⬆️ up and after the break with the girl from I.P.A. Ni Ma’s, Öüï is going to remind you how to use the Resistance to figure out the Power in Ewe, —motherfucker.

Just the facts, ma’am… did you, or did you not slap the face of your partner?

It’s The Jim Morrison Podcast, now with more bust in Évry nut

Simple pleasures

Simple pleasures make a good nut come, another case solved by The Inspector 🔍.

In local news, Jim’s Bust is Back… sources close to the month of February at l’Arsenal relay that the so-called “barrio de los putos” where Jim used to live are all giddy but could care less about Jim’s Bust unless it involves a nut.

Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shit” crazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

Öüï now returns to “Episode Three”, Helicopter icons

Now you’ve Dunn it, Steele! And Henry… honk, if you’re coucou for Honky Tonk. And, Alicia Menéndez, Eye told Hoodie not to blow the Phish and lo-and-behold, Hootie went Country.

Warning, helicopters are closer than you think and some are even saucer-shaped in profile. It’s the saucer-shaped ones that’ll git’Ewe with their #Crash as opposed to the annoying “thickness noise” of the bug-shape type.

And if Ewe understand the reference, Charlie’s got no Pride in that, first it was “Little Ramona” traded in her Doc’s for Tony’s Lamas in El Paso… but can she Tú-step Tow-tú-Toe in Arizona, or El Salvador? Fucker down there, in Mexicanos, El Salvador, just pulled a Karl Lagerfeld on Santa Ana and the wetbacks at El Alamo. I have to admit, he nailed the look for a Brave New World.

Evil Woman (Don’t play your games with me) … Black Sabbath (1970).

 

Holy Jesus mother of Christ! We, yes Évry body in L.A. you read that right because we is none other than Mí-Myself and, Eye, and Öüï has found the Mexican trove de Fontainebleu on the Third floor of the Beaubourg… and it’s Election Day in Mexico.

Strong poodle… they’re vicious.

To mark the occasion I, —yes, Alicia Melendez, that’s Eye with a latin y… we is going to six-degrees of Genaro García Luna on your weekend to New Jersey and a certain senator from that state who shares your name and has more gold under his mattress than California herself during the 49’ers gold rush.

Como quisiera decirte… unfortunately, Alicia Menendez, one has got to be a French tourist to do that, any how Alicia (la que sea) Here Comes Your Pixie.

 

And, ladies in Gemini, Susana Puveda can host her Cannes Film Festivities hangover, but in the next segment of Entourage, HoBO TV presents, “Episode 4” titled, Notre Dumb Ass, or as the French refer to that mystic, The Paranormal… Buddy Holly interprets Peso Pluma an the Narco politics of The Mexican Embassy in France.

My niggas in Paris… re-loaded back to the future in 1984

En contexto with Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo (2012, or maybe it was 2014) at The Paris Hôtel de Ville where Miguel Vaylón (Misha) irrupt-ed during a meeting of City Council preceded by Mme. Anne Hidalgo. Misha’s interruption of official City business was to protest the (then) upcoming visit of the former telenovela husband of Patricia Rivera, míster Enrique Peña Nieto, who at the time was also the head of State in Mexico during the year that Florence Cassez made her glorious return to the City of Lights.

 

🎶 That’s the power of
love…

Back to the Future, 1965 at The US Festival in 1983; when Bono met Selma.

It’s bloody Sunday, y’all, and all Eye can say is that good trouble was invented by John Lewis In 1965, and just like every (fokin’) thing black it would not take long before the Irish re- fabricated The Bloods.

Now normally there would be no tangas, no hilos, and/or strings to account for Nadiesh-da’s invocation on this part of the programming, but for…

that time when The Reverend Al Sharpton became an honorary Mexican, sources close to Carmen Aristegui relay that the good Rev., already has his own “corrido”.

The producers at The Susana Poveda cinito Show speculate that Sharp’man’s Ballad is produced by the same studio that brought us Las Paus (as) de La Mañana.

And this is the part, ladies in Gemini, where the but plug is inserted on the paragraph, because as Öüï has explained before, Eye does not select the leaps to Six Degrees to Good Trouble and Metallica’s “can that rattles the most”…

And in the paraparparsed  phrase of Reverend Al:

El ejercito en los cuarteles (2011-2017)… and Señora Florence Cassez, usted ya lo sabe y Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México (2012) no lo puede negar, yo (Armando Segovia) ya vi está película en el 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022,(2023), 2024 y, al parecer all the way to at least 2028, but I don’t want to spoil the ending, so pena de que la bendita préfecture de Cité me retire mi status de “El Primer Refugiado Made-in-France”, viva México, Miguel Vaylon. Vivan las estúpidas calaveritas de doña Aristegui, Aussie.

What good are all of those cazerolasos to call truth to power if after the call to action you go back to the established establishment at la rue de Longchamps?

In other words, because the aforementioned paraparparsed phrase is a paraphrase of the Rev. Al Greatest Hits, including the one where the good Rev., reminds a Marihuana peddler, and former Mexican head of State, Vicente Fox, that they too, “los negros”, would turn the weed into a business if the Plan Merida would not have put them in jail instead… so instead they became pushers instead, « and that’s, the rest of the story ».

…

 

San Sebastián — Ambassade de La France au Le Mexique

Dear, most-Excmo. Ambassador, Jean-Pierre Asvazadourian:

Several elected LFI take legal action after Robert Ménard’s refusal to marry an Algerian under OQTF³

If his name is MAROUANE, then you know that The Gods Must Be Crazy, mi negro.

[p]ERHAPS, don Juan Pedro, and I (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto) am just spitballin’ a skinned cat and two perritos that I had for barbacoa in yesterday’s Math Session*, but it sure seems like your Institution’s are starting to notice that your administrators are starting to act like Mexican fonctionnaires, and with you being smacked in the middle of la CDMX you know that it is only matter of THYME before your public servants start to ask for “su mochadas para las sodas”… ask Prof. Johanne Poisson, she cannot let me lie because she is the one who chose this ACT – below ⬇️ back in 2014… Bruno from the 7éme bureau dépôt suggested the solidarity clause after I proposed searching for a Lawyer in California for violations against my human rights and professional retribution from a GOVERNMENT.

— BREAKING in Paris, France:

https ://france3 – regions .francetvinfo .fr /occitanie /herault /beziers /plusieurs-elus-lfi-saisissent-la-justice-apres-le-refus-de-robert-menard-de-marier-un-algerien-sous-oqtf–

How CON-venient.

 

FLORENCE Cassez bestowed with the lighting of the Olympic Torch 🔦… the Event is to coincide with García Luna’s sentencing in Babylon II at a court in Manhattan.

I don’t like Baseball,
I Love It!

Context develops out of an unmarked grave 🪦 The Haunted Mansion is for Barbies, Oppie 🤯. A perfect Trinity by any other ART.

 

PRESENTE.

Trinity Pictures presents, a Flyin’ Horse Appart
and
Oppenheimer’s Hunted Barbie Mansion

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /faits-divers /police /violences-policieres /policier-ecroue-a-marseille-un-sociologue-du-cnrs-denonce-une-fronde-organisee-a-l-interieur-de-l-etat-alors-que-le-directeur-de-la-police-reclame-sa-liberation _5968973.html

SUBJECT: YOUR new “fourth power³ alongside the executive power, the legislative power and the judicial power.”

And in Austin, Texas… Sessecionist governor and wheelchair enthusiast just signed into law a bill that would count consider a televangelists credentials to count as military service, just like in Iran with the Coran and their so-called “morality police ».

 

³~. Traditionally, in real democracies, not REPÚBLICAS 🍌 BANANERAS with KANGAROO 🦘 COURTS, the fourth power was a trade (not a profession) called PERIODISMO, néanmoins, Manuel Valls (ancienne Primo Minstrel at Matignon) sent that power the Way of Tyrone and Erroll Flynn 🏹

🎶 School’s Out for Summer… not if the man from “the” Havre gets his bigotes on it

Podemos 🇪🇦… subjuntivo Présente 🎁 del verbo PODAR 🌿; por ejemplo, se conjuga como todos los verbos (no sustantivos) que terminan en “AR³”:
yo PODE
Tú PODES
ELLA pode CON EL…
NOUS-otros PODEmos
Etc., etc., etc,…

 

³~. Señor Iglesias, le recuerdo a usted y al ciudadano Sergio Ávalos de morena-francia, y su fundadora, la señora dama parisina Georgina Moreno, que yo soy gerundio y mis Ah-Erres (AR’s) are on the prefix not the suffix… dicho en francés, yo soy PUNTA DE FLECHA y ustedes son puros culeros.

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii. _____________________

Okay, okay… It’s Pat Robertson, Dr. Theodore Kaczynski, and starring as a Nazi concentration camp capo, P.M. Berlusconi… Hop on in, Bunga-bunga, you fascisti-fuck. Even Ferrari showed up first at the Sarthe racetrack. Ewe lucky Basterd’.

https ://euro .dayfr .com /trends/ reduce-the-duration-of-summer-holidays-edouard-philippe-s-proposal-is-debated 

And, Natalie my 💕 love… Fuck l’Alliance, those elitists Phucks, with their fancy pants and all. Join the Accademy… and Lego®: Fuck You Too!

 

For the record, this post is not about MÍ, it is however, about LA, and “non-dits” or « unspoken » conflicts of interests between the Ministère de Matignon and Le Mexique à la rue des Longchamps, next to Iéna.

Can Ewe hear Mí now? Can you see Mí now?

But most importantly, can you see the real me?

—Doctor?

In the next segment it’s another edition of, “WASP” or « Oakie ». In the next segment:

Édouard Phillipe, WASP or Oakie

— Surveillance says?

Most definitely a WASP… If he was teaching at some pretentious U.S. University.

The 24 Heures du Le Mans, WASP or Oakie?

— Survey says?

Oakie

Finally! Pegasus is now a feature on all French SIM cards, just like Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela had predicted, all those years ago at SciencesPo during the restart of the Year of Mexico in France in Oct. 2011 at l’OCDE siege en le XVIIeme. It was during that particular Harvest Moon that a then-recently elected Enrique Peña Nieto made his first Presidential trip on a private jet to iron-out los por menores regarding the release and subsequent ‘heroine’s’ welcome-back to France, of a French woman 👠 convicted for kidnapping children in Mexico… Issy-Bendito-Sea, Genaro García Luna. Amén.

https ://cybernews .com /news /france-senate-green-light-surveillance-cameras-microphones/

Big Brother is watching Ewes in The Sunshine.

 

And, mister Philippe… Correlation is not Causation, but godDAMN, nigga! Had I, Armando Segovia (52*) / Armando Serrano-Prieto (12*) known that La République Français was a big GLASS House with a world-wide array of colonies (dit “departments” at the OFII) i would not have thrown tomatoes at the Year of Mexico in France or it’s its operatives at LA Préfecture de Police at Cité, but yes. There is a lot of talent and compétences in Algeria.

I see them Every Sunday at The BENDITA Place de La République. But knowing how “unspoken” your pencil pushers with a police badge can be, my hunch is that the next reform is going to favor all of the autocrats first-born males and their god-children second (if Allah even allows for god-children, like the good “christian” god does, eh mister former-minister?)

Now that is a novel idea, but it won’t work, and please don’t ask because Eye, Aie cannot say a word… that ability is reserved for La Voix de Sans Voix en Fréquence Paris Pluriel. So D.A.R.E. is D.A.T., but kudos on the PMCS³.

 

*~. Years of age, if you have any questions just reach out and touch Stephanie Menou at Cité’s Dépôt Group.

³~. Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services.

… For the record, The French summertime’s blues are way too short in duration, these tadpoles need at least until the Columbus “discovers” Américo Vespucci celebration on October the 12th, and then add another bridge (no pun intended Philadelphia) to compensate for the stress of the Harvest Moon before those teachers “fait la rentré” to the classroom. Seriously, the French have the shortest vacation cycles in France. It’s preposterous, really.

Dear, Senator McCaskill… Jesús, that motherfucker, was a Communist.

Los hilos de Sasha. The Devil is in the Mephistopheles de Los Zodíaco en Cuernavaca, Botzaris…

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where thee Da Vinci Moon 🌙 has nothing to do with Florence, even though Vinci is, as Toscanini knows, in Toscana and Florence, as the BENDITA agence france presse knows, will forever be tied to G.G. Luna en Nueva York, New York.

Great 🦈 White goes here…
Sirens who know

Afterglow… never mind them daft punks with the Helmet, they drink Mimosas for breakfast.

Know that IT!,
Is an Amazon’s favorite.

Here are the spirits that youse gonna need, Issy, wüėrã…youse gonna need a Hurricane Glass:

🍹

1 oz. (30ml) Spiced Rum 🏴‍☠️
2 oz. (60ml) Blue Curacao 🇨🇼
4 oz. (120ml) Pineapple 🍍 Juice
Splash Ginger 🫚 Beer 🍺
Garnish: Pineapple 🍍 Leaves/Cherry 🍒

‘member now, Claire, Jésus owes mi Five bucks… and that’s the thing about Scripture, it has no PRIME numbers in its para-bolas. It’s the top of The First, and Nicolle Wallace has not even screamed at the Teleprompter to, “delete” its Twitter™️™️™️ account.

¿Alfonsina?… Eye never paid-her them Five bucks that she lent, Mí. Dommage.

 

After Dawn makes her orbit, it’s another edition of our femina section, “Viejas Feas!”, in the meantime, here’s Claire and friends, featuring Katie Phangs and Katty Kay.

Ibid.

Hoy no hubo efemérides

Previously on, “¡Se Me Chispoteó!”:

Issy, El Chavo hizo su entrada en 1971… diez días después de que mi tocayo Lenin Armando Salgado capturase aquellas épicas fotos en Blanco y Negro del “Jueves de Corpus”, el 20 de junio de 1971, « pero no sé lo vayas a decir a nadie » porque LA HISTORIA OFICIAL de Azcárraga en TELEVISA dicta que “El Chavo del 8” just turned 50 years of syndication. ISSY, “ONLY A FOOL, would say that » IMAGINE THAT, Johnny-boy.

More Time than life, and Alexis was a fag, and that’s a Phact!… After the break it’s La Épopée d’Un Américain en La France.

🎶 They’ve seen his face before…
Nobody was sure that he wasn’t
From the House of Rey Zambada,
Aussie.

Chaves… it’s 1936 and Brazil’s favorite wheels are about to hit them Volks, it’s as if Adolf Hitler knew that his FUSCA would fit like a lego® block with the “Brazilian Miracle” of the 1970’s thanks to the POISSON d’avril ditadura militar of Magalhães Pinto, Pereira de Barros, and of course Werneck de Lacerda, of 1965. Una batucada militar que aguantaría hasta 1985, and that’s no lie, ask The Santos ⚽ in Brazil, not that George in Washington on the frame below.

The Cult of Personality… In Living Colour… y 🕛 de pronto … 🕧 … 💥 Flash! La Chica del Bikini Azul.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2022/12/30 /⚽ /Murió el Mozart del futbol, pero su leyenda pervivirá

— 1936: en Alemania, Adolf Hitler implementa un nuevo vehículo, práctico y de bajo costo: el Escarabajo³, de la fábrica Volkswagen (‘vehículo del pueblo’). En México, pero por aquello del año del 2023, Andrés López invites “The Führer” to install his “VOCHO” factory in Puebla de Zaragoza.

³~. Quick programming note, according to the IMdB trivia sector, both Chiquinha  and Chaves   are BEETLE fans all the way to the break-up of esa Maldita Vecindad.

Last Week To They, reprise de Yesterday en RFPP 106.3 fm

Over at RFPP, JUANITO GUANABACOA has been cleared by the 🇨🇵 Ministère de Culture to FINALLY give his three-cents over the 📻 waves on the recently concluded trial of Genaro García Luna. The AUTO-censorship displayed by Juanito Guanavacoa during the ENTIRE month of January and part of February is 🎼 Pathetic, if not unfortunate but clearly Knot Ironic.

Öüï, the staff, can only begin to speculate as to what could have been the reasons why, “le regie” of l’émission hebdomadaire of Décalage Horaire would, pretty much, like Joe Scarborough on the Morning Mika Show, not touch the Genaro García Luna trial coverage with a 3145 km pole.

One thing is for certain, better safe than sorry. Why bring up something that might implicate any given French official in the García Luna’s Rolodex® before the judge delivered the findings from Genaro García Luna’s peers and quite possibly, Genaro García Luna’s customer base en la Ciudad de Nueva York… y París, aussi.

Getting back to “Ordem e Progresso”

— 1973 . Au Mexique , pour la première fois (after the ORIGINAL Pilot, which aired in 1971 on an independent station) un chapitre de CHAVES est publié en La Fundación Televisa.

1935 – Adolf Hitler orders the Luftwaffe to be re-formed, pasándose de esa manera a Led Zeppelin by his Rocky Mountain Oysters during The Paris International Pharm Expo, and thus violating the provisions of The Treaty of La Porte de Versailles.

Over at the ESCP*, Alma Mater⁸ of Mexican President Francisco I.Madero, The Echos of la profesora Florence Pinot-Girafales are sounding like a “pathetic” Mozart tune, when she sentenced during an elDorado conference:

 

*~.« Apprendre à oser », The HEC (hautes études commerciales) is also part of the network of business schools (ESC) of the CCI Paris Île-de-France with ESSEC and ESCP Business School, forming the group of “three Parisians”. Like the ESCP Business School, the HEC Paris is a consular institution of higher education (EESC).

México is infiniment plus facile que le Brésil

Florence Pinot de Villechenon
Le Mexique, un elDorado Retrouve ?

https ://www .gemdev .org /infosgemdev /?p=6738
Jeudi, 7 novembre 2013
ESCP Europe (salle Europe)
75011 M-3 Saint-Maur

⁸~.

Job Announcement nº 9: Manure Shoveling Specialist

Synopsis :

https ://mobile .twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1629385479593377793? s=20

The Wedding Present — Ewe Only Leave Twice.

An American in Paris applies for a job at radio Franche. Hilarity ensues when Aurélie Moreau relays that suicide is a pre-requisite course

¡GRAbiel!!! Ese es el nombre que más odio en un invitado de Mika… and if you think that THAT left naked boob is a fashion statement, Ewe maddafakkas have clearly not seen Marianne’s solid long-sleeve.

 

Président Macron dreams the speech that he is going to deliver to la Sacré Vache of 2023, a phaux long-horn named Ovalie the Last:

Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your calf-sons on your knee, and s/he asks you, “What did you do in the great World War II?” — you won’t have to say, “Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.”

Cat S’up, Bitch!

that’s right, Bovinos, ewe can say that your ribs fed the troops by the bushel.

Still to come on Ancient Aliens, edición Lagunera (Zona del Silencio) en El Bolsón de Mapimí, Öüï présents « The Evidence »… Ground floor minus one at the Beaubourg, en París.

 

Following the termination of at least one shit-shoveler at BFMTV International, Marc-Olivier Fogiel, oligarch of the Chaine at la bendita Porte de Versailles, opened the hiring period, effective from 25 February to 05 Mars, inquire with Perrine Storme at the TV Conglomerate’s Big Pharm across The Sacré Périph.

But first, we touch base with el PAN* favorite VOXING actress, the one and only Sirène of the whole rotten lot, Charlotte🧜🏻‍♀️Bibring.

I noticed that you noticed, Issy, i say again:

 

(Something goes here)

my best work is not under pressure, or torture, or by Co-optation and especially, Denis Soula, a través de la cooptación  InsºtiºtúºNacionalizada de los Amigos de México en la préfecture de Cité.

But seriously, I am Sirius and you are not.

… and, Natalie Piolé, “Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?”

Any how, Love Frog, love Mí Tú Times.