Finally… I Used To Love Her but Eye had tequila

Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.

… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.

“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³

Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael

… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.

³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma

Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.

 

… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖

Previously on “Don’t Be So Modest” : Bragg About It!, take three 🎬

Take Three: Fast and Furious, the Bliss of it all on the Loop 375 and the run-around on le périph de Paris; complete with child care rape. It’s a different kind of porn and the BORDER CZAR should start POLICING the world from “cartels” in his own BACKYARD starting in Carolina’s North scenes.

It's a family affair

It’s a family affair that stretches for Millions and Billions of American dollars and Portuguese Euros all the way to Vigo 🇪🇸 from Jerez 🇲🇽.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /rolling_stone_revela_red_de_tráfico_de_drogas_y/

2009 : El Paso, Texas… drug trafficking could be stopped, but the U.S. federal bureaucracy don’t want that, and politicians from all stripes don’t want that either, It’s like when RICARDO MONREAL (from morena) prefers to let the country (🇲🇽) down, than to piss-off his wife by not taking her to SPAIN.

Y Siguen Siendo -la escuela- de las américas… El Salvador approves.

@florencecassez 💅🏼

VASCO DA GAMMA ain’t got nothing on Ricardo Monreal… Rick is the Temujin de Jerez, Zacatecas, who could… FRENCH POLYNESIA and a Glock en en navío follows.

Filipinos have feelings too, with Pablo Torre

Gypsy fantasy on a Zombie Movie with Phoenix.

Let’s get physical… with Olivia New Town John and the home of The Braves. Play Ball ⚾

Bring back green jobs.

 

Pelotero a la bola.

Backtrack

It’s the bottom of Giselle… sorry if i mispelled your name, Dave 🥂

A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Académie du Climat

All that reddit is saying is that if Genaro was not prosecuted by U.S. (l’ancien U.S.) Genaro would be like Manuel (Valls) and Florence would not be celebrating Genaro’s wife drama.

Florence Cassez was not available for comment.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /thesaurus /backlash

“Are we talking words here, is that WATT Öüï’s doing?”

Jimmy Hoffa in the role of The One Who Flew all over The Academy’s Nest.

Meanwhile, Sweet Georgia Brown moved to Paris and She’s having a nigglet.

Quel moment — That’s what she said and then The President kicked that bitch out of the French White House.

 

CURRENT NEWS from the back of a horse’s ass, and Eye is way to charged ⚡up to make some silly shit like that ⬆️ up and after the break with the girl from I.P.A. Ni Ma’s, Öüï is going to remind you how to use the Resistance to figure out the Power in Ewe, —motherfucker.

Just the facts, ma’am… did you, or did you not slap the face of your partner?

It’s The Jim Morrison Podcast, now with more bust in Évry nut

Simple pleasures

Simple pleasures make a good nut come, another case solved by The Inspector 🔍.

In local news, Jim’s Bust is Back… sources close to the month of February at l’Arsenal relay that the so-called “barrio de los putos” where Jim used to live are all giddy but could care less about Jim’s Bust unless it involves a nut.

Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shitcrazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

And starring as La Tina sucia… Alicia Menendez-es—ese

Featuring, Benny Blanco from the Trump… it used to be da’Bronx.

… it’s a rather funky Dead Soldiers they. And here is why, Michael Steele (you motherfucker) because you sent Simone back to the kitchen and that bitch don’t even know where los huevos are!

Ñ… any hoot, dead soldiers don’t matter, it’s the availability of live ones that should matter… unless youse an X-Box warrior with a Second Amendment copout narrative. Fuck! It’s Saturday, I should be getting drunk.

In local news, at the Bronx, Donald Trump just explained to Adrianne Elrod what the term “acarreados” means in New York… fucking Dominicans, if it wasn’t for San Pedro de Macorís Eye would curse your baseball turf.

En fin, Thomas “el corbillón”, Israel stays in jail and Franco-mexican body was recovered from that music festival in Israel. It’s the longest running “garde vue” in Franco-mexican legal tangles, 18 years since Florence Cassez was caught with the TELEVISA mis-en-scène at “Las Chinitas” ranch south of Mexico City and, an eternal stay for the hansdome fellow at the NOVA fest.

La Cour refuse de supprimer la détention préventive d’Israël Vallarta soumise à cette mesure pendant 18 ans

https ://www .proceso .com .mx tribunal-niega-retirar-prision-preventiva-israel-vallarta-sujeto-esa-medida-desde-hace-18-anos 

Sources close to Florence Marie Cassez relay that to release Israel Vallarta from one of the longest detentions without a sentace would put LA BENDITA  Alliance Français (not to mention) the ruling on Cassez on the spot and perhaps begin to prove that Franco-Mexican relationships since the days of Alain Rouquie (1985) in Mexico are mostly a sham.

Meanwhile at the “Viva México” film fest, Barbara Carol de Obeso; and over at the so-called “Films d’Altérite” are disappointed that the MOTHERFUCKING political operators that they themselves SUCKED UP to, in order to get thier little fucking festivals running in PARIS, FRANCE, resulted in a bunch of THIEVES, INEPTS, and FAILURES.

The PRI stole, the PAN failed and Morena came out worse: Derbez issues a “provocative” message and calls to vote 

Any güey that Ewe looks at, IT! Coq suckers e hijos de La Chingada, ain’t no God in Mexico, regardless of how John Mill Ackerman or the Televisa crew abroad tells you motherfuckers to vote.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2024/5/24 /el-pri-robo-el-pan-fallo-morena-salio-peor-derbez-emite-mensaje-provocador-llama-votar

In Conclusion Charlotte Bibring, say hello to Rachida Dati and her new Hot Sauce francheesy franchise at francemusique.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /personnes /charlotte-bibring

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

Branding with China en Casablanca… Cigarros a Hong Kong

One

FERNANDOMANIA… He’s the fellow at the MOUND who WOULD AL°WAYS, all ways, LOOKED UP TO THE SKY when he wound-up to throw the ball over the Rockies, which were LIGHT YEARS from being admitted to the National League West.

 

³~. https ://noticias .imer .mx /blog /l’univers-nous-regarde-t-il_?_le-james-webb-depeint-un-point-du-interrogation-flottant-dans-le-espace

— Por mi raza hablará El Piporro, mister Maverick, if that’s even your real nomenclature; now it says here that you were on your way to Australia to look for “Aneth”? Is that a Phact?³

That’s like comparing Oranges to Limasnaranja dulce, , limón partido, —no.

— Well, as a color of Phact, yes, I was on my way to Australia but I was not going there to look for a NET, I was going there to see the U.S.A. do the Dill but the Sweedish Bikini Team beat them on Penalties.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /economia /2023/8/10 /tapestry- societe-mere-de-coach-rachete-capri-proprietaire-de-michael-kors-et-versace-pour-8_5-milliards-de-dollars 

China, Nuevo León (AP)³_ Cualquier parecido con La China de Xi Jinpooh, es pura política ficción, dijoEl Chupacabras“:
Israel Vallarta will remain in pretrial detention; judge denies change of precautionary measure even after 17 years and 5 months in pre-trial detention without any°sort of sentencing.

 

³~. Animal Político:
https ://animalpolitico .com /seguridad /israel-vallarta-restera-en-detention-provisoire_le-juge-nie-le-changement-de-mesure-de-précaution

Two

Full-circle de Aztlán 🪶 al toledo 🚽 de Donald Trump 🧻🧻🧻.

 

— Psalm 69? Is that a Ministy song? Eye say it A-Gain, Jesus Built My Car, it’s a love affair, mainly Jesus and my hot-rod… and Cousin Joe, don’t you forget about Nikki and her “Death Becomes Her” gig.

But seriously, news from the across the galaxy relays that former U.N. Ambassador to Donald Trump³, and South Carolina’s former governess, Nikki Haley, is applying for the role of Macario in the next U.S. presidential election, where Madame l’ambassadrice is counting that her former pimp-daddy president will be in prison, and she will be standing at the foot of the My Pillow guy’s bed eating a turkey 🦃 all by herself.

https ://nypost .com /2023/08/10 /nikki-haley-signs-rnc-pledge-jokes-that-nominee-will-face-kamala-harris/

!PaaaaaSajeros¡

 

Three

No Traigo Nada

Donnie Deutsch does the Dill, and Jackie Alemany, the Dill is not that stinky French salmon condiment called Aneth no, the Dill is this idiot from Australia and as Öüï all now  know, Australia is the Enemy.

In Hilo, Hawaii… with all due respect, it is still, Fernando Valenzuela Day, number 34 ; First Edition.

To Kill A Mockingbird
When Dill reduced Dracula to dust, and Jem said the show sounded better than the book, I asked Dill where his father was: “You ain’t said anything about him.” “I haven’t got one.”

Q: The meaning of bold phrase. Could you paraphrase? Thanks in advance!

https ://forum .wordreference .com /threads /when-dill-reduced-dracula-to-dust

Swatting not squatting — Never mind BASE-ketball here comes base-BOX

Intermission remains in effect.

Section 230, at 3 Rockefeller Plaza…

Smile, Juanito Guanavacoa stars as the shifty taxi driver in Tú-LA, Hidalgo, in Central Mexico.

 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /sortirparis /2013/04/23 /how-to-be-a-Parisian snob-in-50-lessons

For context, Cousin Joe at the Morjo Show was ringing the Emerson Brothers bell. At Botzaris near la rue Hidalgo en Buttes Chaumont (home of the Pueblaennogada Pavillon) Juanito Guanavacoa was trying to polish his own knob by pulling an :

I (Juanito Guanabacoa) re-discovered Armando Lenin Salgado (El Halconazo 1971), and I (Francisco Belmont) am going to bring him to Paris, so that I (Juanito Belmont) too, may play the harmonica at the Beaubourg like Malik « the Sweed » Bendjelloul did.

Congratulations to the Swedish soccer team on their victory of the U.S. ⚽ team at the Oceania World Cup. Aussie, penalties down under in Australia are the Ene- Mí, I have said it once, and I repeat that again, ibid.

Eye is complementing the Plaint, not you Tim Miller, Ewe bean-eating motherfucker, what are you, part of Sam Stein’s tribe at Politico, or just another beaner on the M🦚TV?

 

30. Arguing that Rodriguez (Sixto) is superior to Robert Zimmerman (Dylan). A charge all the more pungent as the person concerned is a virtual unknown, whose first two albums released forty years ago went unnoticed… except in Australia and South Africa, where he became a “cult” without knowing it . The success of the documentary Sugar Man gives him his revenge… at 70 years old.

Note to editors:
Armando Lenin Salgado died in 2018, as usual, “[A]ll characters and events in this post—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. All celebrity quotes are impersonated… poorly³“.

¹~. De sapientia veterum, by Francis Bacon in Arthur Weststeijn’s, “The Power of « Plaint Stuff »: Fables and Frankness in Seventeenth-Century Dutch Republicanism”.

³~. South Park, the Francis Bacon episode, “the fable serves as a very appropriate expedient for instruction and persuassion, the higher goals of rhetoric beyond simple entertainment and delight.”¹

¹§~. I am paraphrasing here, but what’s his name, Arthur… delivers a double-header that would split ol’ Janus into a precautionary cousin of Twentyfirst-century WATTabbottisms on Second Base at the “Progressive Field” in former Indian 🪶 territory, now it’s nothing more than Guardians stomping grounds: Chicago 🧦 is DOWN! CHICAGO 🧦 IS DOWN! ibid 🧦… and below you’ll CY.

Previously on The Arrival : well slap Mí silly, They Live! 👓

 

Disclaimer: I am not French, never will be… that is to say, in the i’s and e’s of the following individuals:

° Georgina Moreno (y todo el puto ensamble de morena-francia)

° Alicia Leo’s (y ciertos mariachis huapangeros del FANdanGO de la escena europea).

° Jorge Harmodio (y los Amigos mexicanos de Pablo Gleason en Francia).

little ol’ I, i am KNOT 🪢 qualified to “Analyze This,” Fockersbut I sure [do] have the compétences.

For starters, getting back to the Six degrees of Francis Bacon, Arthur Weststeijn pulled an “opposing view points”⁸ on Sir Francis’-es take on the fable, I’m paraphrasing off–course, but just as Bacon (no relation to Kevin) defended the old fabulists like what’s his name, Aesop? Sir Francis also reserved the fear of pre-occupying himself with populists who turn fables into the Gospel of the church of The Sacred Bleeding Heart of Latter Theys Evangelical Scientology en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas.

So there’s that.

 

Back on the chain gang… Santa Cassez, ruega por ellos, ellas y …’s-es-es.