Fuck the “mezzo-Soprano” and her “Au Pied de Cochon” mafia at LA Maison de l’Amérique latine, IT!, motherfuckers, AIN’T OVER UNTIL PHAT BASTERD’ SINGS!
BREAKING:
Casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y Guanaceví… no such thing as a town named COYAME.
Hilo, Hawaii_ 22 de febrero… Cosmic Impacts, S19-EP 6, COSMIC IMPACTS (en San José de Las Panochas).
🪶 1746: en la provincia de Sonora–Sinaloa, los apachessaquean la hacienda de Tehuachi, perteneciente al gobernador 🇪🇸 Agustín de Vildósola.
URBANUS Primero, en Musique matinée was defrocked by GRABIELA³ Olivera de Guaymas.
—1822: Se instala en Arizpe, Sonora, la Diputación Provincial de Sonora y Sinaloa.
“The Earth is round”, says the Tortilla de Israel.
³~. GRAbiela es el nombre que más odio en una dama.
Florence Cassez smells like 💩 & 💐
All hail la Sacré Vache: O’va Lie-Oval Aï 🐂
Saint-Jean-de-Luz (Pyrénnés-Atlantiques)_ 🔪 “A Spanish lesson was in the course, L’impératrice suggests on Radio Musique de La Franche, to… and Eye quotes, “cherchez la femme », Pap N-di-Aye is at the scene, Pap N-di-Aye commands to … and Eye quotes, “round up the usual suspects ».
One thing is for certain, ³GRABIELA Olivera de Guaymas, “la barca d’Oro” se torna en una Cruz de Olvido cuando no se factura… but alas² one has to be como el “ganado” Cara Blanca de Limousine in Order to make that facture… unless you work “in the BLACK”, because if you work in the BLACK, then the comité olímpico can expedite your little pink faggety card-de-sejour. That, and one also gets un pantalón de 30 pesos.
In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎
But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:
Write me a postcard – drop me a line …
Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.
And then you can do what French people do.
Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…
And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.
With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.
Answer:
It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).
∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.
Any how…
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_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…
∧ if ∧ only if
You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.
∨…
lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.
³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.
And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?
Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them OmbresG tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes
🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.
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∴ ; ∧ for the record:
It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.
The following is a kind reminder that tomorrow is Kill A Jew observation THEY, and that today at La Rue Des Bourdonnais, it’s International Solidarity Day.
— 1564 – The Council of Trent establishes an official distinction between 🇻🇦 Roman Catholicism and 🤐 Protestantism.
— 2023 – A rash of fundamentalists attacks en contra de la 🇫🇷 Catholique church sparks a mass apostasy that can only be described as a suplex on the Ex-Comunicado powers vested by Chuy to Peter who then transmitted said superpower to the 🇻🇦 Pope in 🇮🇹 Rome.
Give a bum a doughnut, or deliver that fucker an Abrams crew, fuck the tank! This war needs IMPROV, not a fucking jam!
Especially one, with the monopoly of conformity… Get It While You Can!
La desfachates de Belmont follows:
Fuck Ewe RFPP dot co-opt
To celebrate the commemoration… Uncle Sam is sending 31 Abrams to E°UR°opa, but that’s only because Eye is 32º Flavas, and then some, Eye told y’all that Eye was a spearhead.
Encontramos a La Kerschovas, ahora en Gambetta, haciéndola de Charlie Chaplin en 🇧🇷 Portugués al lado de unas 🚇 Candilejas con Roberto ⚽ Carlos, quién por supuesto, María 🇲🇽 Hinojosa 🇺🇸, “usted no me lo va a creer”, pero el cacharro de Roberto 🎤 Carlos levanta más 🇨🇦 minas que sus Mercedes en el garaje de Vicky Carr.
The Tanker’s Creed… Can’t have a Ballroom Blitz without Em#, eh! 💃🏻
¡Total! If you need the reference for the Ferraris and the Jaguars at la Place des Vosges, ask Dr. Poisson, she held the door as I performed the operación.
TROU 🕳️ STORY… and it was all caught on tape 📼.
— 1942 – World War II: The first United States forces arrive in Europe, landing in Northern 🇬🇧 Ireland.
But first, Öüï now continue with a road 🛣️ trip from Nice to Perpignan and up to un Île 🦪 llamada d’Oléron 🦪 en Saint-Georges 🦪, o algo así, 🥐 Poitiers was on the way, but then so was a place named after the Spirit of Cognac 🥃… and that’s no lie.
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— 1915 – The Rocky Mountain National Park is established by an act of the U.S. Congress.
Artificial Intelligence Free… Our Snapshots are free-range. In this frame: La Musa de Tizoc Infante.
We interrupt this farewell to bring you the latest on Ringo STARR’s missing chair. It turns out that George “it’s always the quiet one” Harrison sold the artifact to Robert Plant, Who in turn lost it on a wager at The Needles in VEGA’s.
Nice, we’ll always have Vega, I’m SiRIUS and you are not.
Any how, the effects were immediate but it was not as if SciencesPo incomunicado Donald Morrison y “su cosa loca” about the death of French culture, did not foretold this week in the French Presse, heck, the Sign–Off of Jan de La Ville Net from France Culture was coordinated, media wise, just as Rosecrans Baldwin had illustrated in his book about Parisian real estate agents, and how they love to test the matelas for “bounciness”.
Sisyphus may have cheated death, but not The Taxman. With them lines in mind, “let Mi, tell Ewe, how it will be”.
That’s Why goD made the Beach Boys 📻.
— There’s one of SIXTO’S frames for Le Monde nº 24143 , Samedi 20 AOUT 2022. Sixto is like Bob Dylan without the Old Gringo Desperado look {or} in Tamaulipas, he could pass for a Chilango postizo such as Amandititititita’s dad, El Sacerdote Rupestre… nada que ver with The American Priest in Paris.
Don’t Tread on Flo’… In Local news at proceso news network, the Irony is lost en El Montaje de la série El Caso Florence Cassez y LOS ZODIACO.
— Nineteen from Madison Ave., for Le Figaro , nº 24264: I Am 32 Flavors, and then some, ISSY! Ou-ou Ou-ou—OU, qué feo estás.
[Supporting video evidence of Sisyphus at the Jan de Ville Net farewell Bach Canal …
goes here.]
— Somewhere in the middle is the portrait of the PERFECT American, according to some chick named Jan Juego Verde (in pink), “Elvis Presley et le cinéma” on Ediciones ROUGE profond. 2021_Aix-en-Provincia, or Something like that.
Producciones An American Priest in Paris y La Embajada de El Perú en el 106.3 fm de la Fréquence Paris Plurielle, presents:
In Paris, France, it’s the FO’ist They of the A.J.V. Era†
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name 💅🏻
The Mic 🎙️ on the Jane 🧜♀️
Play it again, Luc… of all the dirty joints in the world she had to walk into mine. †~. After Jane Villenet.
Say what you will, but during the lapsus of this trip I have had the opportunity to see many, many, Many things, last night for instance Eye witnessed how Jan de La Ville Net turned into a 45 rpm on the fm (Farm Road) dial in Paris, Texas. And not to be outdone by the Saturday morning Car Tunes, Madame Hidalgo opened up the Canal San Martín for all to bathe, and because on this trip I too had the opportunity to walk on that very canal, just a few years ago when it was drained, I can vouch that The WaWa is clean… all of the bodies were removed.
In the frame below, Katie Thang reviews Last Week To They beginning with last night Bach Canal marking Jan de La Villenet farewell session as a DJ.:
Jane “Hot Lips” 👄 de La Ville Net. It’s the One Eyed Monster, dear. It wants his monocle back.
*~. Encobijado, not to be confused with an , “en sarapado”.
But first, Mika. It turns out she’s Dodger curious and this is the cue to get back to the ClassRoom.
She’s a Pole Dancer on the weekends…
Buzzfeed presents, a captive audience and Steaks from midnight until 4 am in the Mañana, güera.
This is, Smoking In The Boys Room… a look back and here is why, because the month of August is Virgo’s call, on « The Re-Runs » in France, nobody works en el mes de Augusto, starring “el ratón Miguelito”.
Across from Del Río, una manta con “no hay moreno† que resista un cañonazo de 50,000 vernissages en Paris, Francia… y menos una pinche silla de “conferencista” ».
moreno adj. Partidario del partido de Ándres Manuel López Obrador… as in:
Previously on Jesus on Safari, El Chuy hooks up with a Swedish meatball maker at IKEA (France) and tests drives a SAAB, in the frame, Jesus handles a “Bofors Dynamics” 84 mm (3.31 in) unguided, man-portable, disposable single-shot, shoulder-fired smoothbore recoilless AT-4.
Georgina Moreno es morenista y le gusta el hummus, lo hace con estiércol Bio de Florence Cassez, francesa en “vacaciones del PôleEmploi» y víctima en Cuernavaca, Morelos, México, del tráfico de MANTAS con ISRAEL.
Source: El Real Diccionarios panhispánico de Dudas (knot Deudas).
Note to Joe:
Our condolences to Morning Mika for the recent annihilation of Morning Joe by the Department of Transportation. It is clear that the Secy. leads from the front and doesn’t let NBC send a jet for the Set… like a, BLOODY MARY-sippin’, Private Corporate Jet Traveling pundit with a blonde for-a-wife does.
In the words of Saint Pete: to the people of France, I would like to say that Morning Joe was like a gift to the human race. We share in the pain but we also thank you for this gift to civilization… The Secy. of Transportation.
Deer, Congressperson Scarborough, your rabid dog analogy is stupid, the last thing that a RABID dog is thinkinghoningofin on when that canine is MAD, is food. Same goes for a Drunk Spending Socialist… Joe, Joey 🦘, !Pepé!!! For Crying out loud, a drunken Socialist is probably the most extreme example of a tightwad, next to a Jew in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico. Évry body knows that CEMEX no ‘dispara’ ni En Defensa Propia.
Here, let me Square your Alabama-latte-moonshine with a full moon…
Wait for it, wait…
And starring as the Black Knight ♟️, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough, Comte de la vache d’Orleans… Any how, Reverend Al: And, Pete, NBC will figure it out, alas, on the BC part, not sure about the Nuclear part.
But FO’ist!!! We ketch-up with Katty Kay, and Adrienne Elrod is ‘dressed in Black,’ and Eye’s feeling Blue, tell Mí, Virgo, what can Eye do, tell me, Oh what can Eye do. Eye is not an astrologist because that’s as legit as a Knight at the Movies.
… and Katty Kay, Florence is above the Law when it comes to Israel. I’m Sirius, by Franco-Mexican standards, Florence is above Israel. But then Öüï is talking about a Colonial power and a Banana Republic, any how, Katty Kay I love the way you always line up your wardrobe with my frames.
Live from the ISS, it’s when the Moon hits your Ays like-ah big ol’gad fly, that’s a-more eh.
1.1.2. Las palabras llanas (→acento,1.2b) llevan tilde cuando no terminan en -n, en -s o en vocal: clímax, hábil, tándem. También se acentúan cuando terminan en -s precedida de otra consonante: bíceps, cómics, fórceps; y cuando terminan en -y, pues esta letra se considera consonante a efectos de acentuación: póney, yóquey.
PREViously on “I Saved Andy Warhol”, Elvis Presley was playing HOPSCOTCH with « La Mala » at THE DECAYING Pont des ARTS in front of THE very FRENCH ACADEMY.
“I’ll Never Go Back To Georgia”
https ://www .boston .com /news /national-news /2021/11/15 /santa-claus-shortage-2021/
“Ho, ho, ho, biches”
said Santa Claus, who just moved to France.
The jolly fucker made its way via NICARAGUA, of all places, after he claimed that he was a Cuban tourist, knot a Mariel reject.
The answer is yes. A match box will hold my clothes.
OVER at Le Panthéon, not to be outdone by his own MOTHER outside of Le Palais de La Découverte, GORDON SULLIVAN is going to become a STATUE next to the virtual resting place of Chepina La Panadera, aka: Joséphine Baker.
“They” call themselves « les immortels », I will put that to the test… Gabriel García Márquez transmitiendo desde la Universidad de TEXAS en el Harry RANSOM Center de Austin {City Limits}, and no! FLORENCE CASSEZ, nobody is asking for money here, “ransom” in this sense does KNOT, EYE repeats, does not equate to any pécuniaire exchange with LE ZODIACO of Cerf-panthère, or that COLLABORATOR from Le MATIN: Jacques de Lesdain
Ecclectic fucker that he is, Mr. Sullivan, aka “STING” stole the “DOCK of A BAY” and The Police did nothing about it, THE PIGS instead framed a disgruntled woman who kept screaming G-L-O-R-I-A, the Paris Prefecture id’d the femina as Patty “bandwagon” Smith… THE PREFECT of The POLICE did not apologize for putting a Greek EYE instead of a Latin AY on Smith’s nomenclature.
For starters, full-disclosure pre-cautions, before doña Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada (quotidien) gets her calzones³ all up in a bunch, require that we mention that Öüï has never-ever_EVER_ever-been to SPAIN, therefore Eye can quote from LOS HIJOS DE RICHELIEU:
Sa présence en Espagne devient chaque jour plus naturelle
³.~ hechos de LANA [$] y HIERRO [£]
El Puente de RAYUELA en Solitude —!— File Photo of N° DCCXXXVIII ; fauteuil N°XVIII… alias: don Mario “VL”, y no señor Díaz~Balart en los msnbc’s, that is not Louis Vuitton al revés, but rather N° 45 in Times New ROMAN. Louis Vuitton al “revés” en la academia de La Sorbonna Nouvelle es un SUEÑO guajiro en MA°CON°DO, period.
Anyhow, Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo, Socialist-Fr., the following is a LEADING QUESTION:
—Do you, Madame Mayor, support RAPE, or any other sort of micro-agressions, especially when these involve retribution for Politically Charged DIALOGUE?
Because if you don’t, Madame Mayor, then perhaps you should grant me, armando segovia, an audience, before things really-really derail and then BFM TV wonders how “the situation room” at Emmaüs got so out of control.
It should go without having to mention, IT!, but unless you [the non-reader of this blog] are in on the joke, like Willie Geist’s ophthalmologist is, then the fact that don Pablo Bartolomé was a Segovian by birth¹, should precipitate what follows in the next segment of my exclusive coverage of a lienzo that Öüï likes to call:
And in the role of Laura d’América, el tipo este: Antonio Banderas.
And you know, Roger, I too sketch the portraits of French presidents, the difference is that you and I do different things, por ejemplo, Mr. Pérez, this portrait is that of President François Holland, with the added CONTEXT of his then Minister of The Economy and current General Manger of the Paris All-Star at Vincennes’ First 150 Anniversary of La Commune. 🗣 93D326FC-8449-459D-BB32-1E161E3FEC29 🎨 From what i gathered from our exchanges over the past 4-years, 2 since i began to notice your portfolio of faces from the homeless, and the down-and-out on the street (two separate castes in the French system) is that you, “paint people from the street, as well as the portraits of the Presidents of La France”, my response is —so What? —What is the context? —Are you romanticizing the misery on the streets?
Armand, at le Thèâtre de Vampires, already registered that coven (punto y coma) so let’s transliterate the subject to the following:
¹.-)~ Or so he [don Pablo Bartolomé] told me when he first read my name on the list of SDF’s accredited to enter a very exclusive place in the heart of Châtelet where it should go without mentioning, Evry body knows your name.
Hoy no hubo Jazz. And, it should go without mention, that “I feel fine”, period
Key word here is “foreign legions”, not local why-no’s.
The Revolution Will Not Be Brought To Ewe by The American Priest at Saint–Estauche!
and You must remember this, i did mention 4 days agothat THAT ship was approaching; i’d draw you a picture of “the 1690’s projects”, Joy-Anne Reid, but i am too damn tired and besides, true-to-form the street wasted no time in letting me know that MADAME HIDALGO is happy to look the other way… let’s see what happens in another 4 days, Pablito.
1971… Öüï don’t needs know stinkin’ badges, like the Détente (C’mon Tennessee 💉🦠🧫, support National Vaccine[s] Day!).
