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Intermedio between l’Histoire de l’Art and L’Académie française

MANTECA!!!

PREViously on “I Saved Andy Warhol”, Elvis Presley was playing HOPSCOTCH with « La Mala » at THE DECAYING Pont des ARTS in front of THE very FRENCH ACADEMY.

“I’ll Never Go Back To Georgia”
https ://www .boston .com /news /national-news /2021/11/15 /santa-claus-shortage-2021/

“Ho, ho, ho, biches”
said Santa Claus, who just moved to France.
The jolly fucker made its way via NICARAGUA, of all places, after he claimed that he was a Cuban tourist, knot a Mariel reject.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /france /hauts-de-france /migrants-a-calais/naufrage-de-migrants-la-france-ne-laissera-pas-la-manche-devenir-un-cimetiere-affirme-emmanuel-macron _4857765.html

Santa’s trip was not easy, first he had to convince Président Macron to live up to that big fucking shopping building à La Rue de Rivoli. “Something Persona” is just not gonna cut it no more.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /nicaragua-eliminates-visa-requirement-cubans-2021-11-23/

The answer is yes. A match box will hold my clothes.

OVER at Le Panthéon, not to be outdone by his own MOTHER outside of Le Palais de La Découverte, GORDON SULLIVAN is going to become a STATUE next to the virtual resting place of Chepina La Panadera, aka: Joséphine Baker.

“They” call themselves « les immortels », I will put that to the test… Gabriel García Márquez transmitiendo desde la Universidad de TEXAS en el Harry RANSOM Center de Austin {City Limits}, and no! FLORENCE CASSEZ, nobody is asking for money here, “ransom” in this sense does  KNOT, EYE repeats, does not equate to any pécuniaire exchange with LE ZODIACO of Cerf-panthère, or that COLLABORATOR from Le MATIN: Jacques de Lesdain

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /1806 /reader /reader .html#! preferred /0 /package /1806 /pub /1693 /page /18
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jacques_de_Lesdain

Ecclectic fucker that he is, Mr. Sullivan, aka “STING” stole the “DOCK of A BAY” and The Police did nothing about it, THE PIGS instead framed a disgruntled woman who kept screaming G-L-O-R-I-A, the Paris Prefecture id’d the femina as Patty “bandwagon” Smith… THE PREFECT of The POLICE did not apologize for putting a Greek EYE instead of a Latin AY on Smith’s nomenclature.

For starters, full-disclosure pre-cautions, before doña Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada (quotidien) gets her calzones³ all up in a bunch, require that we mention that Öüï has never-ever_EVER_ever-been to SPAIN, therefore Eye can quote from LOS HIJOS DE RICHELIEU:

Sa présence en Espagne devient chaque jour plus naturelle

³.~ hechos de LANA [$] y HIERRO [£]

El Puente de RAYUELA en Solitude —!— File Photo of N° DCCXXXVIII ; fauteuil N°XVIII… alias: don Mario “VL”, y no señor Díaz~Balart en los msnbc’s, that is not Louis Vuitton al revés, but rather N° 45 in Times New ROMAN. Louis Vuitton al “revés” en la academia de La Sorbonna Nouvelle es un SUEÑO guajiro en MA°CON°DO, period.

https ://genius .com /Elvis-presley –alla-en-el-rancho-grande -lyrics

https ://www.lemonde .fr/culture /article/2021/11/26 /patti-smith-et-sting-deux-voix-au-pantheon-pour-celebrer-les-50-ans-de-fip_ 6103776_3246 .html

Entonces…all roads lead to Farm Road 2169

Anyhow, Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo, Socialist-Fr., the following is a LEADING QUESTION:

—Do you, Madame Mayor, support RAPE, or any other sort of micro-agressions, especially when these involve retribution for Politically Charged DIALOGUE?

Because if you don’t, Madame Mayor, then perhaps you should grant me, armando segovia, an audience, before things really-really derail and then BFM TV wonders how “the situation room” at Emmaüs got so out of control.

It should go without having to mention, IT!, but unless you [the non-reader of this blog] are in on the joke, like Willie Geist’s ophthalmologist is, then the fact that don Pablo Bartolomé was a Segovian by birth¹, should precipitate what follows in the next segment of my exclusive coverage of a lienzo that Öüï likes to call:

And in the role of Laura d’América, el tipo este: Antonio Banderas.

Entretien avec un vampire… no! Wait—scratch that…

https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2021/07 /loret-de-mola-comparece-caso-cassez-vallarta/

And you know, Roger, I too sketch the portraits of French presidents, the difference is that you and I do different things, por ejemplo, Mr. Pérez, this portrait is that of President François Holland, with the added CONTEXT of his then Minister of The Economy and current General Manger of the Paris All-Star at Vincennes’ First 150 Anniversary of La Commune. 🗣 93D326FC-8449-459D-BB32-1E161E3FEC29 🎨 From what i gathered from our exchanges over the past 4-years, 2 since i began to notice your portfolio of faces from the homeless, and the down-and-out on the street (two separate castes in the French system) is that you, “paint people from the street, as well as the portraits of the Presidents of La France”, my response is —so What?
—What is the context?
—Are you romanticizing the misery on the streets?

Armand, at le Thèâtre de Vampires, already registered that coven (punto y coma) so let’s transliterate the subject to the following:

¹.-)~ Or so he [don Pablo Bartolomé] told me when he first read my name on the list of SDF’s accredited to enter a very exclusive place in the heart of Châtelet where it should go without mentioning, Evry body knows your name.

Hoy no hubo Jazz. And, it should go without mention, that “I feel fine”, period

Key word here is “foreign legions”, not local why-no’s.

The Revolution Will Not Be Brought To Ewe by The American Priest at Saint–Estauche!

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https ://arstechnica .com /science /2021/07 /tennessee-has-gone-anti-vaccine-state-vaccine-chief-says-after-being-fired/?amp=1

and You must remember this, i did mention 4 days ago that THAT ship was approaching; i’d draw you a picture of “the 1690’s projects”, Joy-Anne Reid, but i am too damn tired and besides, true-to-form the street wasted no time in letting me know that MADAME HIDALGO is happy to look the other way… let’s see what happens in another 4 days, Pablito.

1971… Öüï don’t needs know stinkin’ badges, like the Détente (C’mon Tennessee 💉🦠🧫, support National Vaccine[s] Day!).

Closed for “in-vent-ario”

It’s 19h in Paris. And weeee’ez back, and CHOSI CHOSI, — if you insist, “just [ice] for you Eye bakes a π » 🎺

🎶 una marca de cerveza me ha vendido ya—LA forma de mi cabeza...

Pero que conste (You Asked For little ol’Mí) i need Ewe, Bugsy 🐰, to focus on the Wood… and no Siegel 🎩, this post is not about you; this here post is at the request of an American Priest in Paris and it’s the Bottom the ThO’id and Dreyfus is at the Plate, it happens to be Pa’ella because Burrata has the night off.

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros.

… jump to Page, tú Siegel. But first, let’s add context to The Catcher in the RAI, which of course it’s television de ROMA and in Tamaulipas Roma es AMOR, i know — i know it’s a though circle to square but this is why for Ewe i baked a π with INDIGO in it.

And there is really no way to fit all of today’s news because as Philippe Labro was explaining before he headed out on vacation [possibly to a former colony] like Haiti, where A commando killed the seating president and another revolution is s‘bout to take place.

Machete Amellado presents: Hey, Bugsy… youse so vain Eye probably thinks that this post is about you (punto y coma) everybody knows that it is about “El Piolín” por la mañana, look it up.

¡Ándale, andále —[H]and, ale por favor.

TIJUANA, if Vice-President Harris is listening, please remind her that MANU CHAO, him too aussi is VACATIONING in some exotic land, possibly learning to shadow box inside of a colonial style kabuki set.

Any how, Girl [VP Harris] if you don’t hear from Mí, don’t you go denying that right about now—PhatBoï Slime would say that a photo OP’ with the Haitians in Tijuana, Madame Vip-Vip, would have gone a long GÜEY in showing gravitas to “The Situation” (punto y coma) instead, you opted to invoke Child Separation from El Chuco, —Mr. Crowley was all giddy ’bout, IT!, don’t get Mí Wrong, Öüï loves the symbolism, but Gad Elmaleh, eh! Eye served you the mariscos frescos y ni las moscas.

Same goes por El Metro Balderas… i told you that a SobreDosis de Cemento was not going to have time to change [some peoples] lives, o algo periférico así, perro, perdón, —pero! quise decir.

I anne tellin’ Ewe, Madame Hidalgo, your tourism board think that they (those mothefuckers) have a sense of humor. Eye will put them to the Test. 🎬 in local news, Joy Anne Reid stars as Silent Bob in the Manu Chao Bi-Opic: Nobody Walks in El Ey.

And Rachel Maddow, what’s your astrological sign? Mine is ZODIACO… and Florence Cassez can’t deny that; not when the guy who tortured her pretty little ass in Mexico is now, like Genaro G. Luna, behind bars… just like Florence’s former half, VALLARTA.

Later on DeutschWelle TV: The Shock Doctrine sin CUARÓN

En Contexto…
because a picture without, IT!
got’s no Swing.

DEDICATED TO SAINT PROSPER
Maradona te manda un Saludo vía Manu Chao

Page 23
Nº 2598; 25/06/2021
CNEWS Détente (¡Cabrón!)

D’Angelo is right, and to paraphrase Ari Melber on The peacock Beat, « This ain’t no underground, it’s a basement and YOU have Mí chained to an icon, —Marianne ».

STAY! —_•¡•_— B1B84327-9519-4919-8D77-AC1C5DEA31DB ⌛️
The year is 2011, and before The Year of Mexico in France had it’s first unfortunate encounter with cancellations on the scene de La Seine and engagements were WAS less of a National Mandate or, as in the Case of The Mexican Embassy in France (un berrinche) a tantrum on l’Assemblée National on account of dedicating a Cultural [bi-national] event in the IMAGE of FLORENCE, but KNOT ISRAEL (Vallarta, knot Puerto) i, armando segovia, had the opportunity to take this same picture without the campground enthusiasts’ but with the very rusted chains that Öüï now reconstructs with the aid of a sequence of Emojis… para ‘el personal’, period

In Local news, Utopia56 is opening the Parvis de Madame Hidalgo à le BHV Gardens to all outdoors enthusiasts… more SPecifically the brothers, sisters, and of course, the “the mini me” version of all’them migrants from the Subsaharan regions of mama-africa* who only stopped playing fútbol  [it seems] in order to count sheep, and maybe rest a bit.

* Pintor de santos de alcoba
Si tienes alma en el cuerpo
Por qué al pintar en tus cuadros
Te olvidaste de los negros

 

Angelitos negros lyrics © Editorial Mexicana De Musica Int. S.A. (emmi) ironically written by, “El Hoy BLANCO ».

The whole gang is here, AFP, Reuters, those fuckers whose signals propagate from le Boulevard Aquatic a Balard, casi esquina con el Equinoxe en Issy-Les-yada yada yada

Starring Eddie Mitchell as the original Maverick from The Rockford Files. Because Fuck Johnny Halliday.

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Cinco de Mayo… behind the scenes with la mano de Pachón Bernardo

And, Eye quotes:

Starring: Bomberito Juárez as the President of Paso del Norte, Front. Chih. 

https ://siete24 .mx /mexico /bernardo-gomez-de-televisa-me-dijo-que-gane-en-2006-y-que-me-defendiera-amlo/

“Felipe Calderón (former Mexican president ) suggested to Bernardo to leave the country, because most probably for sure THEY recorded the call.”

In Person, Live on Spanish streaming… only on Televisa Univision (fusion). — Happening right now, it’s last month to They… musical guest: 🎷Blackhawk Down and the Miles Davis Belles🎺

AMLO (current Mexican tlatoani/pastor supremo de Chapultepec)… vía 7/24.

But FO’ist… The Last Word to THEY is that in Minnesota a sector of that population can now STOP waiting and, exhale. In Paris, France, is already Tomorrow and in Hilo, Hawaii, the 4 O’Clock remains high on the 20th day… Yeah  buddy.

Tuesday’s Gone.

[Place holder] the marinade went sour

Ladies in Gemini, it takes a lot of MUONS to bring back Florence Cassez on the eve of the special section from “the gift shop” at La Villette, but the song remains the same: if the court decision was good enough for the French government, why is Israel behind bars right now?

Anyhow… Öüï now returns to, “La cómoda de Tulum”

Yup, that’s the playbook!

And for anyone wondering how many Muons are in one coincidence, the answer is a whole lot of’#Em.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /56643677/Strong evidence found for a new force of nature

Good for Texas, an extension of racism/s/

Deer, Beto:

Check it out, bato, when you get to the bottom of this post please relay to The Rachel Maddow Show, via Nicole Wallace, of course, to jump to page Tú of weekend edition. Ta’güeno güey, o quiere usted que le guise un huevo también?

Be veöüï, veöüï quiet… You might wake up Bjork and then Medhi will have a riot.

Of course you know that the ese between the slash-es-es-esas denotes /sarcasm/. Now Congressman, i don’t know the first “T” about Texas but i know one thing. I know that Medhi Hassan’s Big Texas Brisket lunch is nothing compared to the continuing repercussions of a stomach flu, [this is the reason why i am up right now]… but on a more serious note, like say, Mí (🎶) the Big Texas voting restriction Law that just got voted in the Austin City Limits is a direct reflection of back-handed deals in the court rooms there. Like the political cartoon of April’s fool from El Heraldo de México, it’s all about “el interés”.

Well, what a heck, Medhi, since over on your side of The Atlantic it is still Paul ManaFarty’s birthday, and the fact that i will never get a hired again, i’m gonna do TRMS on the RT set. Witt that in M.I.N.D. “watch this space” and keep an eye out for Waldo.

https ://www .20minutes .fr /lille /1802143-20160308 -tv -florence -cassez -presentera -emission -erreurs -judiciaires

It’s GOOD FRY THEY, y’all… KNOCK, knock.
— WHO is D.A.R.E.?
—Blackie.
—Blackie WHO?
— Check the time at La Gaité Lyrique, right when i got my Tea.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /684 /reader /reader .html# !preferred /0 /package /684 /pub /571 /page /11

Anyhow, Cerf-panthère… no es lo mismo La Cómoda de MARIA BUTINA, que acomódame a Florence Marie Cassez… but Eye get’s what The Serpent on page 8 of Nº 3619 means about playing with a new language… and this, STEPHANIE MENOU, is what your supervisor Bruno and his chain of command could not fucking get in 2011/15, in other words, AT THE TIME, it was not the time to fuck with your beautiful lenguas.

1. … (Context for drawing Monkees follows).

Now about last night’s* strange happening right in front of where i pitched my tent (Check the Camera, Chuck)…

It’s nothing really only a white van with a guy at the driver seat, the peculiarity of the encounter was the skills of whomever imprinted, with the palm of a hand, the distinct accidental shape of a butterfly. A picture was not possible given the menacing face of the dude at the wheel, so take my word for it, it was quite a sight to see on account of the oily imprint on the passenger’s window and the sort of, kind a, looking prism shifting colors of the hospital sign that broke on through that Psycharama.

Message received, en donde quiera se cuecen habas, if you would like that translated to French legalese just ask “the expert”, Florence Marie Cassez.

Hey, Beto: Jump to page Tú, bato.

About a girl — No tiene talento

Track 9: Coolo
Artist: Illya Kuryaki and The Valderramas
Flic: Amores Perros (meets BLACKXPLOITATION)

🐐 … or the fact that in most cases the sound was awful that just made them very hard to watch … what really bothered me were the films of the 1970’s.” .:. 7CE3F3BB-D8EC-40E2-85CA-F8FFA6605190 ✍🏼 Dice el pinchie–Chivo… a quick programming note to IMDB; “El Negro” does not translate to “Blackie”, El Negro is simply The Black One, “Mr. Black” is more appropriate a nickname for Mr. Alejandro González Iñarritu, but i guess SEAN PENN’s virgin fucking ears could not handle lo prieto que’sta ese Cabrón; FOR THE RECORD “Cerf-panthére” let me remind the Very French that aside from being Serrano, i am also PRIETO on my Naná Side, so yes, yo también soy “negro”, by Mexican Standards… ya’Cunts.

… [A]nd Willy Colón, if you were in on the joke, Pedro Navajas would tell you that this rollo is about a girl, and Mac The Knife would agree; this project was always about a girl, her name is Florence Marie Cassez, and this section covers her Mexican fairy madrina:

Olga Sánchez Cordero (juris-docta)

Píntame Funk-elitos Negros, Chavo del Toro .:. 1C918525-2342-4049-8817-73864A58141C .:. From the “A handful of themes… in the bush, in the bush, in the bush.

Synopsis: Mexico’s populist president got a case of the COVID-19. Necessary for the survival of the president’s popularity among his followers (like with any cult) is a daily sermon session which the Mexican president disguises as a “daily « Press Briefing » show”, and since he cannot deliver his political mass in person, the Mexican President, who happens to be a religiously devout baseball fan went ahead and designated Florence Cassez’es Mexican Fairy godmother, doña Judge Olga Cordero as the pinchie-hitter. Hilarity ensues when…

https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /opinion /salvador-camarena /sanchez-cordero-a-su-casa

🎶Falló
No pudo en la escena donde había PREGUNTAS pues no CONVENCIÓ
No cantó en la escena donde había canto, solo dobló
Y a pesar de todo sigue cobrando mucho mejor

Yeah, on a related note to Monoaureo . Com (George Clinton, does exist, you silly mono; granted, The Funkadelic is not an Executive but he is a PARLIAMENTARIAN, but i will get to that after los SPOTS•AUREOS FEATURE al Chivo en Francés), look it up MONOAUREO and expand your latitude.

https ://www .milenio .com /politica /olga-sanchez-cordero-dara-conferencias-matutinas-ate-covid-19-amlo

Pg. 17 Les Fils du Vent — and “a closer look”

Sumario, pg. 140, “Tout* ce que l’on peut faire en compagnie des CheVaux”; ediciones NATHAN.

Claire Lefebvre, en Gründ; 2005, “1000 infos les chevaux”, de Marion Curry .:. ACC4C9F6-7C17-45AC-A06F-48B9D8EC648A ➿ Es, ciertamente, John Mill Ackerman, lo que tu suegro (Q.E.Paz D.) llamaría « una chicanada », aquí en la OCDE.

*Todo, menos la charreada. Incluso, el capítulo que trata sobre las actividades que se pueden hacer con un caballo (o una yegua si eres LatinX) arranca con una proclamación disfrazada de contenido advirtiendo quiénes son la autoridad que controla dichas actividades.

AnyHOW, Rachel Maddow, the good Milton Freidman fans at BFM’er TV probably think that our triangulation in TechNiColor is about la tal Perrine Storme or about La Caballera* del Zodíaco, knot knowing that Hamburgers in Paradise is just around the corner just before… Wait for IT!, wait… SEMINARY SCHOOL au Molineaux. Now unless you are aware of where all of the Saint Sulpice minor league training camp Padres come from you’ll miss out on the Mystery of Willie Geist being a big “Big” fan of Los Molineros de Issy, which are the Satélite equivalent of VERO BEACH for the San Diego PADRES in the Catholic Church.

Ladies in Gemini… the presidential medal of freedom*

When Jimmy Buffet met Ziggy they had “HAMBURGERS in Paradise.” IN•Deed, Rachel Maddow, indeed .:. 6E2CEF48-02CB-4367-8F74-D9F46EB433A5 .:. Big Fernand was hiring at the time and, this is IMPORTANT for the JACK DORSEY crowd, Jacques Higelin (a French singer) was being asked by a Seine Siren if Öüï was an outlaw? Higelin’s answer was of course, “J’espère”, or Something like, does the Sun sets on a Hypercube à La Défense?

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson! i didn’t realize that you support your local Latin X community… well, nobody’s perfect. Survey here says Öüï still dig your waves.

* football… Anyhow, congratulations to Alabama, you guys are the Champions, (in the TROU sense of what Freddy Mercury meant to imply with that song when Queen rocked you) but before Trump gets to his border waltz rendez-vous, do take a closer look at those WaterBurger Eyes:

Lomo de búfalo bufado… Öüï didn’t kill the cow… pero “tanto peca él (o LA) que mata la vaca, como aquéllos/ellas que le agarraron la pata”.

 Bullit¹ Proofing a story for Zita Arrocha at the Cotton Hall on The UTEP Campus, right there at the Sam Donaldson underground bunker. Pura Vida, profe, ¡pura Vida!

OLD GANNETT known News for dummies: https ://eu. usatoday .com /story /news /politics /onpolitics /2018/02/27 /house-members-can-charge-taxpayers-bulletproof-vests-guards /379469002/

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1. Steve McQueening an independent story that began to unravel at The Sun Bowl. Now, if you are wondering what The Loué 24-Hour Le Mans pilot is doing here, know that if The El Paso Times would have covered Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua in 2005, when the “shit hit the fan” then doña Kate would have learnt from QUINTANA-Woodstock that Next To where FRANK Sinatra got his “quicky divorce” (just across the Santa FE Bridge) casi esquina con la Calle Stanton y Laboratorios Camacho, en El Paso, Steve McQueen smoked his last FAROS in a clinic that is no longer D.A.R.E. in Ciudad Juarez. 

This has BEAN: gerundiando la noticia, con Steve McQueen.

The Year of Egypt in France — La foi en question (Nº 120*)

“Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?”

It’s always the “though cops” who cry the most.

Harriet Johnson

Blazing Saddles (1974)

But of course you will. Of course you are going to say farewell to 2020 with a big Boom (not to be confused with today in History’s other Big Boom, On Pearl Harbor Observance Day 🚨), the timing is exquisitely awkward, or maybe even uncomfortably sweet, but The Song Remains The Same:

King : Hey, Taylor. How in the fuck you get here anyway? Why, you look educated.

Chris Taylor : I volunteered for it.

King : You did what?

Chris Taylor : I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.

Crawford : You volunteered for this shit, man?

Chris Taylor : You believe that?

King : You’s a crazy fucker, giving up college.

Chris Taylor : It didn’t make much sense. I wasn’t learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it?

King : Oh, I see. What we got here is a crusader.

Crawford : Sounds like it.

King : Shit. You gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Everybody know the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0091763 /characters /nm0202966

Is it necessary to prohibit La Blasphème? Let’s ask La Bohème.

« L’impertinence est une tradition bien francesa… but you have got to be French to get away with it.”

Lilly Sans-Gêne intercepted by Staff.
via: L’1visible, N° 120, décembre 2020. L1VISIBLE . com

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After the Break, The Ministry of Culture will be hosting a “Cecil Blount DeMille, rencontres cinématographiques Égyptiens à Paris ».

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Pearl_Harbor_Remembrance_Day

https://www.egypttoday.com/Article/1/95015/Egyptian-community-in-France-welcomes-Sisi-s-upcoming-visit-to