¡🇻🇦 Francisco 🇻🇦! Eye found that “elegant” chamuco that YOUSE talkin’ about

It Don’t Mean A Thing if Ewes don’t (at least) get a bloody nose.

And, Avi Velshi… Phuck, Medhi Hassan! Youse the real deal, a Real Working Pun Hero. Any how, Avi Velshi, Eye hopes that Baby Blue doesn’t MissIntERprets what follows, pero sí… it’s a Blue Cunt-Auch:

{and}

What da’Phuk does The Atlantic knows about “Phast and Spid?”, NADA, that’s what. The Atlantic on speed is like a used car reference re-sale bible, which is AlWays open to re-intepretations especially when them wheels are “carros chocolate”, con el front hood de CaCaHuaTe.

The BANNED BOOK CLUB, just like MONTAIGNE à la préfecture would have wanted IT!… that motherfucker.

 

Here’s how the proceso works, first Ewe select the ROAD to test-drive the Blue Cunt-Auch, and then you get a porn version of the EASTER Bunny and remove all references to the ∴ 33º ∴ in Mexico, which off—course resets “La Panamericana”, but then A-Gain… there’s no guarantee that MANU 🇨🇵/🇪🇸 CHAO has been CLEARED to “cross ❌ connect” over to, —San Diego.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2022/12/23 /sheinbaum-calderon-catalogo-persona-non-grata-manu-chao-pero-nosotros-le-daremos-la-bienvenida-299154 .html

On the same note, 🇨🇱 El Topo² 🇨🇵  may now return to El Puente de Ojuela, on location 🎬 (off-course) to re-shoot “Le Montaigne 🩸  Sangrona », which as Évry body knows is HOUSED at La SORBONA³.

Eye is tellin’ Youse, el mundo de Le Monde is having a field-they with all them notorious-es-ese F.R.O.G’s., from Katmandou to Catemaco Évry body gets a mulligan.

And by French decree, although, serial murderer and memoire millionaire Charles Sobhraj, does not need a French retirement from the C.A.F., the royalties-rich Charles Sobhraj, will also be docking in that juicy Solidaire payment for the end of the year, ES, haga usted de cuenta, señor Présidente (🇲🇽 FOX 🇲🇽) algo así como esa pensión que su colega, don López le quitó, pero la diferencia, cómo usted comprenderá –señor presidente– … sin tener que hacer más que una chingada.

³~. 56 rue des Écoles, 75005

²~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Alejandro_Jodorowsky


OLYMPICS Select Sport

Not to Sparta’s standards… Your FORKS are Phucked, carbon fiber, mis huevos, period!

Boxing could be dropped from 2024 Paris Olympics, IOC says

BLAME IT ON 🇧🇷 RIO 🇧🇷.


Any how, Avi Velshi, getting back to Francisco’s “elegant devil, let’s just say that them Blue Suede’s and that funky “Powder Blue Tux” with the ruffled shirt listened to Tucker Carlson on FOX NEWS and the cheap bastard rented, as opposed to owning the look, just like that BENDITA “emision americas” en RFPP, who went ahead and took the X~Más PUENTE off while PERU BURNS. Now THAT, that is commitment to the Peruvian Embassy in France, and of course, ALAIN ROUQUIÉ at the IHEAL and SciencePo.

Issy, Avi Velsho, the motherfucker is wearing Azul Cielo just for Kicks, which off-course was what gave that shifty devil a güey, a closer look reveals that in PHACT, that kickstand es pezuña de chivo.

I wanna Wake up in a City that doesn’t Sleep.

 

TENga, pues Su Cuadro, 🇻🇦 su’Santida’ 🇦🇷, Eye has it on good authority to relay to PaTmos,  that Yes Indeed, that horse’s clutch sucks, which will make bringing Hell behind that Corcel 🐎 a bit of a Joke.

Any how, 🇵🇪 Osler Amaro 🇵🇪, por ‘ay dicen, en El show de 🇲🇽 Juanito GUANABACOA 🇲🇽, que tu présidente con garrote, ELLA, igual que cualesquiera 🇲🇽 Georgina Moreno 🇨🇵 de morena–🦁SCIENCESPO🦊, ELLA si lee… y por eso su represión la d’ELLA si es “buena, justa, y…”, necesito otra cerveza para poder PATsMAR lo que sigue, mi cholito.

But FO’ist! Öüï catches up with the Medhi Hassan (re-run) show:

But Was SHE, “Raised on promises? »… like them Eweish GOÏ’s are?

 

and just like Pedro Picapiedra’s meshed’UP wit, with the CHARACTERS of The JETSONS, Medhi’s absence for the Dead Crucified Jew session (Nativity’s Eve) of his show makes no sense to either 🇮🇱 Hanna or Barbera 🇮🇱, which is probably why Medhi doesn’t read teleprompters from Aljazeera anyMore in Casablanca, but rather, from the rose gaRTen en la Casa Blanca…

Estimado, Canelo “álvarez”… bee, like Ali

Good morning, today is April the 5th of 2018… and, the start of the 50 year landmark OBSERVATIONS of the year of Civil Rights struggles is officially on. Next stop is May 68 in France—and from there—Tlatelolco y unas Olimpiadas.

Y… Canelo “Álvarez”, la siguiente nota es “como la cerveza en México”, preparada especialmente para usted.

… context in TEAL and also his legacy follows.

Estimado, Canelo “Álvarez”… bee, like Ali.

… but first, an in–house announcement:

Our editorial line-up is happy to announce that we [the staff] have a new copy editor on board. We asked and Fenster said yes. His exact words while marking time inside of a Nanterre (West of Paris) holding cell when we signed the contract were: yea’y man—w’hada fuck.

Fenster will be using a babbel dictionary to mend corrections from this most inconsequential blog, which by the güey, is nothing more than a thing called, a draft.

Uso justo de todos los presuntos implicados… and of “The Usual Suspects,” también.

“I overhaul and i’m coming from the Lower Level”.
Public Enemy, in the voice of
Chuck D.

Good morning, today is the first April the 5th, since baby Jesus went through his passion period 2018 years ago. Today is also the first (if you consider the zero) of 50 years since Dr. Martin Luther King was taken down in Memphis, Tenesí

The speech that made el WaPo mad… Captura de imagen es un uso justo de La Jornada, el texto sobre “el azul verde” es tomado del discurso del Dr. Martin Luther King en una iglesia (Riverside) en Nueva York, el texto (in teal) fue razón por la que Dr. Martin Luther King fue condenado y tachado por el NYT, —Cousin Joe— entre otros y otras (in the Establishment).

Anygüey, fellas, the Man [Martin, not the Super Star] was taking part in a Union Strike and the motherfucking‘man had–to–have him —taken out.

Enter, Muhammad Ali:

[Voz de el staff… armando segovia… porque aquí en este pinchurriento blog, apreciado Canelo, no andamos ni creemos en los anonimatos.]

And this, Canelo, i say to you as `the‘ National Hero that `you‘ represent for Carlos Slim… you can stay where you’at, or get out of your INSTITUTIONAL bubble and shut those fuckers that commission boxing belts (From La Cúpula del PRI) in the style of say, the wife of a Luis Echeveria “Álvarez”, a bitch that exploited the Huichol catalog for her ego and for Institutional Advantage.

Or, you could just be, well… you know, be like Muhammed Ali, and stick up for your people, even if they are a bit darker than your sun tanned baby’s behind… in French, “my friend”, sun tanned baby’s behind simply means Yo–red ass, motherfucker.

What’s my name?… Fair use of Public Enemy’s “I shut’em down”.

Just saying, puto—para que no te vayas a enojar… Viva México, cabrón.

Al César lo que es del César, y a la verga el MGM… Uso justo de todas Las Jornadas en Teal.

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http://www.jornada.unam.mx/2018/04/04/index.php?section=politica&article=002n1pol

 

One [each] teal billboard for Canelo }—-~~~\*>  Dear, RATP: Thank You for letting me crash and squat the threashold between the La rue de l’Arc–en–Ciel and the entrance to le Porte à Pont Neuf… “muy agradecido, muy agradecido, muy agradecido”… P.S.: i wanted to be, at least in a virtual way, the first to put a SIGN on that most beautiful crystal teal tile à Les Halles before that fucker JC Decaux ruins that very relaxing panorama to the parisian underground. Besos.  

Graves Gréves en paso redoblado — Canela adulterada

“… if you want to Destroy my sweater.”

Hoy es lunes 2 de abril, 2018
… y en Francia hoy y magnana es:
Día de Fiesta Nacional
pero mientras eso se marina en tiempo real, nos vamos con el Prodigy del “Golden Boy”, hasta a Guadalajara.

[Man’s voice
Mr. Larry Merchant, en español]

—Previously, on a “Cinco de Mayo” weekend inside the ring of a Sin City gambling arena:

¡Magazo!… y como decía Roberto Ramírez Garza —a.k.a— “Beto El Boticario”, en: La Carabina de Ambrosio…“Ha llegado la hora cuchi-cuchi, la hora chimengüenchona”… “Ya, ya, ya. La [plebada] quiere ver al Mago”, transar su rubro, o algo así.

}—-~~~\*>

Open Letter para un promotor

Dear, Golden Boy [promotions], or is it Golden Boy ‘productions,’ —at the MGM?

Say it ain’t so, because if el brillo de tu “Canelo” resulta chapeado, then the saddest thing about this most unfortunate piss test, is that “Triple G”, who in the staff’s “Dinner with the Champions” is perhaps the Greatest Prize Fighter since Salvador Sánchez (Q.E.P.D), he had to fight at about 80% of what his natural talent affords him to dole-out inside of the roped square.

We hope that last year’s Cinco de mayo circus maximus —con un soundtrack de música para “buchones”— was not rigged for a draw in order for you to promote a rematch, and thus, deliver an even bigger House Take.

Say it ain’t so, Öscarín, say it aint so.

Regards,

a.s.3

<*/~~~—-{

TimeStamp: “Quinientos Balazos” a las 09h09 de la mañana en morralla de La Europa Central.. ¡Viva Mexico!— Cabrón.

… y al Regresar:

Contrapunto con un Paisano de Saúl “Canelo” Álvarez, Mr. Guillermo del Toro, en La Feria del Libro; Festival de CINE… from where else, but in Guadalajara… Wait for it, wait…

TimeStamp: 16h20’ish in Rome, with Sarah McKenzie and four guys, meanwhile, it’s Raining in Paris right know… and “I feel fine”.

Piss Art and the trail of la pareidolia de apophenia on a city tour guided by Salma Hayek drinking Ricard in the role of Serendipity. }—-~~~\*> When in Rome, sip on Pastis and Fundador, and then eat a crepa, before heading to Cannes… y si Los Canes Corren Libres, ¿porqué rechingados, nosotros no? eh…

TimeStamp: 19:h45 con Fania All Stars y La Libertad… y al regresar es Larry Merchant, After dark.

La eñe en forma de barco… segoviaspixes  2018. CopyLeft

W.E… Page 3 – “Raging Sunset”

Saturday, September 23rd, 2017
Stack Nº 791.434 (SCO).
Bibliothèque du Cinéma F. Truffau
Rue du Cinéma; 75001.

1     EXT:      QUAI DE LA TOURNELLE —ESTANQUILLO Nº 21— DAY   (2017)

JAKE LAMOTTA Y LAURENT DAUTHUILLE CUELGAN DE UN CORDON RODEADOS POR MEDIA DOCENA DE REVISTAS “SÓLO PARA CABALLEROS” LUI, EN EL ESTANQUILLO DE LIBROS Y REVISTAS DE MONSIEUR ALBERT… CATALONIO LE PIDE A MR. ALBERT SI ES POSIBLE TOMARLE UNA FOTO A LA REVISTA DE BOX; MR. ALBERT PREGUNTA ¿PARA QUÉ?

CATALONIO

LAMOTTA falleció hace unos días y me gustaría rendirle un tributo en el blog en dónde yo colaboro como editor de deportes.

MR. ALBERT ACCEDE, Y DESCUELGA LA REVISTA, –CIRCA 1949– DEL CORDÓN EN DÓNDE COLGABA Y LA COLOCA ARRIBA DE LA REVISTA PRECURSORA DE CHARLIE HEBDO: EL PINCHI “HARA-KIRI”… UN PUTO DONALD DUCK APARECE POR SERENDIPIA EN EL FISH-EYE DE LA CAPTURA; ES 2017 Y EL PUTO DE DONALD TRUMP OCUPA EL PODER DE LA CASA QUE, LA SEGUNDA GUERRA MUNDIAL —UN DÍA FORJÓ.

… Jake LaMotta. (July 10th, 1922 – September 19th, 2017) 95 years old, and way past the 15th Round, it would be “Patas de Catre” who would be tasked with the mission to put the ‘Raging Bull’ on the ground. One of the greatest in the Middlewheight Division… Rest in Peace.

NARRADOR

Swing!     La sangre le escurre a JAKE del ojo izquierdo y el flash de una cámara fotográfica logra capturar para la eternidad el último “upper-cut” de LAMOTTA hacía el igual de ensangrentado rostro de Laurent DAUTHUILLE, quien en 1949 se llevó la primera de dos batallas contra LAMOTTA por la vía de la decisión de los jueces, en un combate de 10 asaltos. Esa noche, el llamado “TARZAN DE BUZENVAL” le arrebató la pelea a LAMOTTA; sin embargo, al año siguiente, en un 13 de septiembre, allá en lo que una vez fue “MoTOWN–Michigan” ambos gladiadores pondrían al respetable público en éxtasis con la que fue catalogada como “La Pelea del Año” de 1950… LAMOTTA ganó, y ganó con la furía que lo distingió como un “RAGING BULL”, adentro y afuera del ring.

2.    INT:   THE INTERWEBS – INDOORS (TIME-LOOP TO 1950)

… Ahhhh, those were the fights, “MY FRIEND”— THOSE WERE THE FIGHTS, MY FRIEND [1].

1. https ://m .youtube .com /watch?v=hirXwciTQsM


W.E…. Page 3-b

Popurrí de contenidos rebeldes… Uso justo de todos los medios.

In France, Jean-Luc Mélenchon, the leader of La France Insoumise, (Untamed France) is about to take control of his own political message by branching out of the French medias way, and turning on his own YouTube channel, there’s even talk about going in for the whole-nine-yards, and putting the plug on his own television channel. The news of a new media option for the left in France, comes on the heels of a three-day protest on different sectors of the streets of Paris.

Fair use of all media.

“The manif’s,” or protests are brought about because of the French President, Emmanuel Macron, labor code reform

“RAGING BULL”.  Scene Nº 88, page 101… The End


W.E… page 4: La Cartelera

KARL MARX… Forever 21:

El Cine y La Calle… un pequeño manifesto visual. Es el siglo 21º, y los que físicamente hacen el producto, aún no se emparejan con los que compran la prenda del anaquel, mucho menos con el patrimonio del PEQUEÑO FABRICANTE al que LA EMPRESA TRANSNACIONAL le paga por destajo; o mismo por CONTENEDOR y por lo que ese cabrón (o cabrona) tendría que remunerar por hora, y no por DÍA. Do You Know What i Mean, Cousin Joe: merry fucking X-Mas!