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The call is coming from la rue Èliane Jeannin-Garreau³

³~. Issy-paralelo-with : Le Pentagone

Shiny Happy Pundits dancing… the call is coming from 3-Doors down.

 

In local news, Eye scream, ah!, tu Es cream, ah!, Öüï scream 📣 Ex marks the spot. And you motherfuckers know what the tragedy of IT!³, is? It’s just like Groundhog They in the land where there are no Candelarias, which is why groundhog Phil was among the first refugees to France via Punxsutawney Punkville, Pennsylvania.

Bring the chorus in… 🎵 Well now, they often call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mr. Earl 🐒

 

My name es personne para el personal, if anybody should ask.

Ibid. Scene One, where They go honeymooning down by The Seine.

 

It’s Elemental, Ringo, “in their world, the United States is back. In reality, it never left…”, Hopscotch en La Jornada.

From the producers of Band on The Run

Deer, Marjolena Porten-Kaltencuadros:

Por El Arco de Trump – KUSH 1gram Twenty Euros… We Can Work It Out ; 2 grams for 30 Euros.

Please relay to the president (of Africa 🌍) that Öüï can work it out.

Trascendió, que luego de superar la experiencia de ser un “beatle” Macca decided to take his chivas¹ and canes² (including Linda³) to Scotland, years later, half-a-century (give or take) a post-Beatles documentary would make its way to the Morjo Show at Times Square, a heavy blizzard covered the Big Apple’s skyline, nobody came, travel restrictions were in-effect and, Father McKenzie finally figured out why nobody heard that sermon that he (himself) wrote the words for (before The End) and it turned out that it was because the producers and the control room monkeys at Morning Joe muted the intro and the cocksuckers failed to “dub the mic on the piano“. Additionally, the audience learns that Paul never broke a glass on account that John had already replaced all the glasswares into plastic from the Ono Company Band… so yeah, Paul never broke a glass but he did shattered a window, by traveling at the speed of sound.

¹~. Chivas, not the whisky but all of his household items ; “chivas” in old Mexican sayings are someone’s belongings, or « affaires » if youse French. Note to editors : sus pinches chivas no son lo mismo que sus putas chingaderas.

“Ira-lo, ira-lo… ¿ta’contento “el viejón,” o quiere que el 🦮 le guise un huevo?

²~. Canes (pronounced Kha-NES), this one is straight out of the traditional dictionary but just to save you a trip to la biblioteca, all dogs go to heaven except one, Xoloitzcuintli, this dog is tasked with guiding the dead to Mictlantecuhtli, and in this segment that Aztec diety is portrayed by “El Pirata de Sinaloa“.

³~. Jo-Jo’s first wife 📸 .

Fuck! They took my guns!!!

En Noruega, well in Norway, President Trump has vowed (by sovereign factotum*) to pardon the future prince of the proximal Queen in Oslo.

Huevos Claire à la Vain-marie… sardines are optional.

And in Paris, France, [I Swear that Öüï is not making this up] adulturers Évry where are waking up and realizing a mesurable “falta de huevos” and a flattened imperial crown 👑.

How I Learned to Love The Bomb while Working on a T-Bone Stake à la carte.

Peace Sells follows, but no-ono is buying

Los Amigos de Trump at The Sands

Re-kindled Opium, thanks Marco Rubio! And in Washington, the National Intelligence director is now supervising the “curation” of VOTERS rolls in Georgia, you know, just like in the movies where Captain America installs Pinochet in Chile.

 

Clemenceau is a fag, and Marseille is a farce, the first motivated Hitler to quit his dreams of becoming the Austrian version of De LaCroix and instead persue a desire to take over the world, while the second is just a mandatory motto because, Issy-c’est-Paris.

Les Arabs d’Aboard and a Nazi jew. Uso Justo de todos los medios.

https ://elpais .com /2026-01-29 /el-regreso-del-fascismo

It ain’t over until the Fat Man trims his beard in Seville.

No insistas, Parole-parole… Actions speak louder than billboard’s words, —word! — Also, fair use of canal + Figaro.

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Woman is the nigger of the world³, or una gran puta²

… for the record, real soldiers die and “dee” Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, wears cartoon-character socks. And the cock-sucker can’t hide the gay in his Nazi-loving chest.

No Spine Hegseth… she’ll put a spell on you

 

Real Soldier: not Pete

 

³~. John Winston Lennon

🐞Jhon 🐞Paul 🐞Jorge 🐞Ringo

Toutes des grosses putes. Pas toutes, mais beaucoup.

 

²~. Miss Provence [🇫🇷], Julie Zitouni, and best-supporting beauty, Miss Aquitaine [🇫🇷] Aïnhoa Lahitete.

This snapshot has not been cleared for Bodily Fluids by Pete Heghset, yet.

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Deer, François Hollande : Évry fucking Mexican has the devil inside

🎶 So slide over here … and Mediate.

Devil Inside – Devil Inside … Every Single Mexican has the devil inside_AUSSIE

 

… the number ATE (We All Rotate).

Where was i? Ah, yes! I was in the process of looping Catherine à Mains Libres with a recent visit to the Louvre and, the Tijuana Brass sounds with (… trumpet 🎺 please) “the mexicanization” of BFM’er TV.

So without further a do, Öüï hits the ground running with El Gran Señor Zopilote

Showing up is 90% of The Vatican. As seen on AccuWether TV 🐏, mhee.

on page 26 overlooking the « On Ne L’Avait Pas Vu Venir » section on page 30 de Les M de la semaine (featuring Ese tal gay ³ on the cover page of “M le magazine du Monde), anyway Catherine, it’s not me saying it, granted i can be intempestif at times, but that is only when I suppose the predisposition of the status quo ; or the modus operandi depending on the affair that i happen to confide en ese preciso momento:

“American politics are easier to follow than the French debate about the budget.”

Öüï swear to doG that Eye didn’t see that coming. Eye mean look at that Mexican Filter (sephia) on that there Louvre, all of a sudden it’s like, “amarillo no me pongo porque jaundice es mi color“

Guillaume Faure, crónica ; p. 30

 

Hey, Apolline de Malherbe let’s go to Mexico

De Pachuca a Birmingham… context for Patrick Sébastien (in between the snapshots) follows… but first, i must finish what Eye started on the 13th of The Running Month (man) which is to finish our excursion into the Louvre, indeed Cousin Joe, in•Deed motherfucker 🫰🏼 I must take Avi Velshi to the Louvre and perhaps you’ll get to see the parallelism of the production, I mean it sure seems to Mí that the MSNOW crew at Times Square is lagging behind our “Revolution” theme. Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, —🎶 well alright, alright, all right 👍🏼!

 

Time now 10h08 in CET [context follows] and Peter Baker it’s 15 hundred hours in Central Europe Time now, please give Jim VandeHei my regards respecting his forgivness towards Cousin Joe’s constant reminder of what a shitty person (allegedly) VandeHei was towards Scarborough’s mormon-ranting ass. Anyhow, Peter Baker, I would love nothing more than to cover the issue of babies being torn out of thier mother’s arms and children being rescued by child molestors in CHICAGO-not-to-MENTION the child trafficking happening under DONALD JOHN TRUMP’s Rolex watch in the U.S.A., but as “the amigos” of Alicia Leos in Paris, France, used to say back in the anti-Peña Nieto days (2011-2017) :

Chap. II – Havana to Veracruz — Veracruz to Mexico… not to be taquin en Francés ni mucho menos facetious en Inglés, Alicia Leos, pero el hecho que al navío en el que don Burnett Tylor surcó lo bautizaran con “jota” y no con una “equis” eso! eso sí que es una chica~nada… mira que ponerle « mejico » al barco. En fin cuenta el explorador en la página número 15 that “[A]mong our fellow-passengers  were a company of fifth-rate comedians, going to Merida by way of Sisal. There was nothing interesting about them. Theatrical people and green-room slang vary but little over the whole CIVILIZED WORLD”.

[The] Mexicans who go to the United States are not like the Mexicans who come to France

Talía Olvera to Leo Orellana (2013) Maison de l’Amérique latine, Paris, Saint Germain-des-Prés.

 

so no, in this section of the blog I am not going to put the reflectors on the Mexicans who paid (through thier remittences) for Mexican Students to come to France and allow all of them CONACYT recipients to “theoretically” pretend that they are THE LAST MADELINE de Proust. I will however recommend to the French entertainer, Patrick Sèbastien, to do like David Olusoga’s “merchants” in the City of London and send « middle-class Frenchman » to Mexico to take all of thier mariachi sombreros and margaritas and complement “the curious Aztec Picture-writing, known as the Codex Telleriano-Remenensis,” which according to Edward Burnett Tylor² (in 1856) was « preserved » in the Royal Library of Paris… or some BnF³ like that.

³~. Bibliothèque national de France
²~. Appedix II, “On the Solar Eclipses of 1476, 1496, 1507, and 1510 recorded in the Le Tellier MS”, p. 332 of the Collected Works of Edward Burnett Tylor’s “Anahuac

Would you like me, Alicia Leos, to explain it to you again from the top? Ni pies ni cabeza, Alicia. It’s a phenomenological thing so ask John Mill Ackerman to refresh that pasión that you once had.

La marcha de Edward Burnett Tylor — Anáhuac II

For the record Avi Velshi (sorry if i continue to miswrite your name) please be advised that Reddit continues to be “the front page of the internet” and, just to rub this on The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast, Buzzfeed (in that order) and, all of the prestigious news wires at Grand Boulevard and Bonne Nouvelles in Paris (casi esquina con Levallois and Issy-les-Moulineaux)…

This Space for Rent. Chayote³ need not apply.

 

_ please be aware that just like Wikipedia was, in the first decade of the Third Millenium for doctorate candidates all over the world, Reddit is the dirty-little secret where every motherfucker like you (news person) goes to see which way the wind blows… if you catch my drift.

Chayote, or squash by any other name.
(Popular Mexican vernacular) A bribe that a government office gives to a journalist or a media outlet to induce them to report according to its convenience; a bribe : Have you listened to the hogwash that Georgina Moreno of morena~francia spills on her Facebook page, nice chayote de la “heroica” Embajada de México en Francia if you can get it.

 

https ://dem .colmex .mx /Ver /chayote 

Any hoot, back to yesterday’s march in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s excursion into Mexico in 1856, which Avi Velshi might be wondering what this has to do with Venezuela! Nothing Basil ∴ Smikle, nothing except for what Burnett Tylor thought that Mexico should become and, if you followed Reddit yesterday then you know EXACTLY what yesterday’s manifestation in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s exploration into Mexico in 1856 has to do with Venezuela… but then you would have to start in CUBA and you know that Avi Velshi is not from Havana³.

³~. That there is a Blazing Saddles reference, ~Carolina Munoz.

When I’m 64… Vera, Chuck and, Dave, can go fuck themselves.

Now in addition to the aforemention relation between the “Gen Z manifestation” and « Anáhuac I » with Venezuela, I too must remind the good people of morena-francia that El Gran Señor Zopilote noted in advance how the Mexican youth was overwhelmed by both the GERIATRIC MILLENIALS and the OK BOOMERS of the extreme right ; so Avi Velshi, knowing how Georgina Moreno is going to be spewing her CHAYOTE acid-puke reflux on Facebook about yesterday’s manif and, “Not To Be Repetitive…” I not only told you so but I also inserted neat little Redditors snapshots for visual aids about “El Yunque” and “The Opus Dei”.

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Molotov : “frijolero”… Ain’t no God in Mexico

Page 81… Morals and Servitude ; “ANAHUAC I” by Edward Burnett Tylor : people who know the Indian population assure us that their lives are a perpetual course of intrigue and dissimulation.

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2023/8/16 /pemex-awarded-27-contracts-to-baker-hughes-when-jose-ramon-lopez-beltran-lived-in-the-casa-gris—mcci

… and isn’t TED ironic, for a guy who can’t stand Mexicans in Texas he sure loves to visit Mexico, the fact that he is allowed to move freely without getting shot or kidnapped is probably because Ted Cruz is on the payroll of the JOSÉ RAMÓN LÓPEZ BELTRÁN oil lobby de Petróleos Mexicanos.

🎵 Down the road a ways I have heard say a new day’s comin’ on…

Rubén³ would go to Petain’s mass at Verdun.

 

Waylon Jennings (1976).

En fin, it would be absurd to put the former governor of the Mexican state of Guerrero, Rubén Figueroa, in the same league as a French Nazi collaborator such as field marshall Philippe Pétin, but not a long stretch to rank Figueroa next to an Augusto Pinochet or any of the Argentinian or Brasilian junta leaders so, yes, the timing for the tyrannical tributes in Acapulco and Verdun fit because the ceremonies are just another example of revisions to history. It’s a whitewash. So yeah, it’s just two good ol’ boys.

I watched Velshi on MSNOW and now I am never getting that time back… ripples of REDDIT.

 

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /politique /polemique-sur-l-hommage-a-petain /mass-in-verdun-in-homage-to-pétain-he-is-the-antithesis-of-humanity-denounces-the-mayor-of-verdun-in-the-meuse region

Deer, Jan Martínez Ahrens, meet Johanne Grazia Poisson

La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.

 

The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”

Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :

En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).

https ://www .gob .mx /presidencia /prensa /gobierno-de-mexico-presenta-frijoles-bienestar-e-invita-a-la-feria-del-frijol-y-la-agrobiodiversidad