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Fuck Ewe, Robbie Williams.

Get Back, try some horizontal exercises you bum…

I am an antichrist and I am an anarchist.

 

Pero sí, Luc Frelon, Jesus Built My Hot Rod ; all it needs now is “Just One Fix”.

I tell you what though, Peter Thiel ain’t no David ⚽ Icke. The reptilian series and Icke’s classic, “Saturn is not what you think it is”, are just as entertaining as Rosecrans Baldwin’s “Paris I love you but you’re bringing me down”. Peter Thiel spiel about the antichrist is “pedestrian” at best, David Icke might say.

https ://youtu .be /peter-thiel-on-ancient-prophecies-and-modern-technolgies

Take That, Robbie Willians³, take that Ewe fool : Fabuloso Cadillac — Lobo-hombre en Paris.

³~. Sorry if i misspelled your name.

Issy-Alix-Dauge, it’s times like this when Eye just doesn’t understand music, post-millenial Brit-pop in specific, what with their rosbifiness* and dance moves like the ones that Jagger appropriated from Ike’s better-halve, Tina, they just send me off in a new direction, knot that One where Style(s) is at, and Liam and Noel : Fuchs Ewe Two.

Lies, lies, and nuttin’ but lies : the shocking truth!

 

https ://sfstandard .com /2025/09/23 /spilled-peter-thiel-s-antichrist-secrets-now-s-banned-lectures

Boat people have, no reason — How big is your cunt

It’s Mexican Indio-penance Day and don Porfirio’s birthday’s Eve. To mark the occasion La Guadalupana will sign her soul away to The Paris Tourism Board, our correspondent from the Federico García Lorca rest area has the newly de-classified “release agreement” from La Virgen.

You are going to like the way this develops throughout the They.

And in The Wrong Paris it’s “Sports Appreciation They in France”, across el charco de La Mancha, right winger Éric Zemmour finds out just how much the Rosbifs snatch stretches out, and in El Ey, it’s my favorite slugger sayin’ no to the rumors on a Mexican Radio del Canelo… Goooooooo, Dodgers.

The Grapes of Wrath by Stainbeek, featuring the music of L.A’s. own Randy Newman and the Outback’s legends the Bee Gees.

 

Issy-it-is-Mí that you need to show, 🎶 how deep is your cunt, is your cunt how deep is Ewer-love-boat ; Eye really needs to know.

Boat people are just like Ewe and Eye. Fair use of La Rue de Rivoli y de Toutes y Todas sus transeúntes walking their Vélos. Foto por Armando Segovia with Creative Commons on a Mexican Suitcase del otro Roberto, el tal CAPA, knot Doisneau.

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Previously on, “I love you Paris, but you’re bringing me down”.

Two, three, —Four!

“Are you really sure you know Évry thing about Paris?”

If you don’t know at least one clochard in Paris, then you ain’t nothing but a Mexican tourist on a government grant at La Sorbonne.

Qui sont les Parisiennes et les Parisiens, aujourd’hui pour Marguerite Born-hauser ?

Page 182 ¶ tú:

From the producers of the band who stole “mommies little helpers” comes the story of Social Sanitation. Narrated by Los Angeles, California’s mayor, Karen Bass.

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Mirror, mirror, on La Marne, whose the …

On the menu at Allegretos with Kerschovas: Chow fucking Mein (Kampf)

Deer, Go’ill de Niza…

Let Mí, run IT!, to Ewe… one Mo’ again

Eye said, IT!, once, and I Will Say It A-gain, the only real thing in life is her Majesty, la Lucha Libre, —in any language.

Kilroy Was Here. Stay optimistic… if you support Putin rolling into Orly with tanks.

Rosecrans Baldwin sends his regards:

Hierba mala de Hong Kong — Cognac de Nouvelle-Aquitaine… 🥃

 

Paris, I Love You But You Are Bringing Me Down 👇

Musical Guest:

Zorro was a fag.

Mr. Malo and The Mavericks.

Satisfaction… not while fip . fr support petty criminals turned into Juanito’s madrinas

¡Ya lo tengo Futuro Pelo!!! I know why there is a Paris, Texas. Eye Dew, I do.

Roll Over Beto Ben.

It’s only bad Rock and Roll, but meh 😕, Country Music is just French Rock and Roll… on a Miss y Sippy River Boat queen from the Crazy Horse, or the Lido.

Pleased to Meet You, ¿Callas or is that your Last (known) Name?

Issy, fip . fr, I know you saw who stole my 20 Euros, (€) you don’t need to have that note 🎵 returned to Mí, consider, IT!, the admission 🎟️ ticket to see to witness French Culture go the way of Marcel Marceau on the cover of a Rosecrans Baldwin paperback writer, tome.

But first, chingue a su madre³, Juanito Guanavacoa, but he gets credit for dropping his lame-ass blues intro on RFPP . net, for a Colombian version of “ya te cayó el veinte”.

³~. Todos los mexicanos y mexicanas somos hijos e hijas de La Chingada—tu puta madre, cabrón

Anyhow, Pablo Torre, after the next headline, I’ll try to circle your Asian ass into the Mexico news thing that I have going here for the benefit of Juanito Guanavacoa’s son, and Canada, of course.

For the record, la policía federal mexicana nunca se encuentra a nadie por casualidad, Jamás! Mexican Gestapo crooked federal cops always have their eye on the target 🎯. Even French fagetty astronauts.

Sophie Velasco is on Second, with I-ran on La Grenelle, and that’s all I have, today’s guest on the Juanito Guanavacoa’s Show will some day look back on their collaborations with “Juan”, and fuck I don’t know, I am only the stupid little messenger.

Now have your C.A.F. award those purse-snatching fellows full R.S.A. and a furnished studio somewhere along Haussmann Boulevard. Clap, clap, clap 👏🏼.

Un aplauso también a Hamas for getting in-Synch with this week’s theme and liberating TWO Filipino hostages, aguacate 🥑 farmers no less.

Of graves 🪦 and graves grammar 🇺🇸 pronounced: peek•poohs

O Ladies in Gemini, con ustedes, The Paris Tourism Board.

Louise Michel is at the mound, and the Mademoiselle d’Ayen is at the plate, and in TROU French fashion (no pun intended at Lafayette’s Gallery) the Paris Tourism Board designated the grand daughter of Ol’ Guts and Glory to throw the ceremonial first pitch at Picpus Stadium. On our next section Öüï head back to Ciudad Juaréz, Chihuahua, where Professor Quintana (of morena-francia / Acción NATIONAL fame at the IHEAL) and 500 horsemen re-enact General Pershing’s persuit of a bad Fello’ called GENERAL Francisco Villa… Old Gringo Brice and Zimmerman are standing-by in Hidalgo del Parral, casi entronque con Rodeo, Durango en Inde.

Live from the Hanoi Hilton… on a Holiday Inn.

Hotel 🇨🇵 Métropole… Frivolité en fip. Public 📻, today it’s a fucking french spa. Colonialistes! The whole hexagone of youse, shouted the Jacobins who are just joining the Terror Gardens at Nation where the “last of the French people’s king” is about to enrage a los ancestros of the French version of don Ándres Mélenchon en l’Alliance Française de Chapultepec³.

Here we are now.

 

14h05… Picpus remains the same… exclusive, to go say the least, even with all them Crackers outside on the street.

Quema Cocos Por Paname.

After the break, Governor “Green Witch” Withmer, I will tell you how your constituents, middle school pedagogs no less, starred as the stingy-entitled-UGLY-opportunistic-NETWORK of Americans in Paris. And if you need coordinates, ask the future author of Lafayette’s wife fiction-ography, she spoke to those fuckers and even exchanged présentation cards, next to the General’s grave, Madisonian democracy at it’s most bare.

Lulu the grey Husky there,
and her human
can not let me tell a lie, Martha…
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Léon Gautier, the last survivor of the 177 members of the Kieffer Commando, who landed on the beaches of Normandy to help liberate France on June 6, 1944, died on Monday, July 3 at the age of 100.

Öüï salutes that dirty, rotten, frog.

My name is Armando, soy gerundio g’diondo³ del Nazas, —pero no soy mocho mozo de los Nazis de Nantes en Angers.

³~. Del lat. vulg. *foetibundus, de foetēre ‘heder‘.

Grabando graves con el Excmo. señor Embajador J–P Asvasadourian en gravelandia🪦 de los graves 🤕 grabados 📼.

 

Llanamente hablando

⁵~. adj. Dit du style : Qu’il se distingue par sa circonspection , son décorum et sa noblesse.
https ://dle .rae .es /gravegrave

 

 

In my humble opinion, Prague won the War³

Paris, Texas, Four Star Hotel… Rosecrans 🇺🇸 Baldwin told you about Cinéma State Subsides, donc, A LLORAR A Tu Tierra 🇲🇽 Lagunero, que estas entre 🇨🇵 hipócritas.

“I have made this decision in view of the results of the regional and municipal elections. Many socialist presidents and mayors with impeccable management are going to be displaced, despite witnessing their support increase.

Just call Me, Angel… Dr. Death.

 

³~. France was too busy catering to Nazis at Champs Elysées.

And, Ambassador Grenouille en el lago de mis ajolotes, nevermind the alleged sexual déviances of your current Ministro del Interior, Granadino Darmanino (that’s his spic name) because if you ask your colleague at the Cinito Mexicano Film Festival, mister Jean–Christophe Berjon, about how Bruno at the préfecture de Cité was tasked with rejecting MY U.S. Medical Insurance and instead demand that I “walk across” the Seine to get a job and thus, be eligible (as a guest) for your carte Vitale, mister Berjon will keep his barba en PROCESO de remojo and directed the question to Jim Cohen at the IHESS, who will off-course wash his hands to keep his French Tenure and C.I.A. credentials among the intelligent French.

{and} as Dr. Poisson is my witness, 🚶🏼‍♂️i did, and a job 🧑‍🔧 i found, and La’Rent Nugnez’es 👮🏿‍♂️ thughs still found a reason to cut Mí down. To say that I, Armando Segovia feel like that little fellow on BFM’ER TV weekend, who got shot after calling the Emergency Number 17 does no JUSTICE and does not even rhyme with RIMA at the Ministère de Malraux.

— What Did I Do Wrong?

Issy, RIMA… I am the Malox® for yer’ flabbergasted ass.

®~. Look it up, it’ll do your sexy ass good, Nena.

and Eye Quotes… Eye like big butts and Eye cannot lie — Mí Séjourné, and horny Aussie.

 

A Closer Luc, that motherfucker.

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Allegretto at chez Los Feliz in El Ey… Ji, ji, ji⁸

It’s Primetime in Hilo Hawaii, Oh-nine 45 a.m. in La France

Musical Guest, Kurt 🎩 While.

So, it’s National Sport’s They in France, and to begin the transmission, why not knot actual sports affected by the reform at hand and how the 2024 Olympics IN Paris, France,  will do absolutely nothing for the SPORT ASSOCIATIF & BÉNÉVOLE* of those ghetto buildings on the North Side of Marseille, but that’s just me not believing about tomorrow, but about today.

In any case, this blog is not appropriate enough to feature in here what I have seen in the past decade, or so. So, meet me on the next page. In the mean time here is a teaser for The Melle. Pitch Award at Emmaüs:

If you are a French student struggling to read this message, in English, no less… know that it is the old fuckers in your Hex’a-gone who are making the most noise to secure your future, in any case, good luck on your BAC results, it’s not like you have it made like Vanessa Paradis, who, I am sorry to say Johnny Depp, does not deserve the shit she gets, but that is just me.

 

And if you don’t believe me, ask the fellow bum busting my balls for doing what I do best, which is getting the facts to relay to You French Motherfuckers what is happening under your Stupid fucking noses.

As you were.

Fuck you, Donnie Deutsch! Fuck you, fuck your brand, and fuck your firm. You and Donald Trump are the same, you just haven’t got caught, like that Juanito Guanabacoa in France… which brings us back to LAST WEEK to THEY, motherfuckers.

In fact fuck all advertising firms, especially the ones in France. But don’t take my word for it because one has to be a pasty-cracker in France to bash Marianne, like the guy who wrote “Paris I Love You, but you are a fucking CUNT!”, or something like that, from one of those pretentious Café (plural) in France, and I mean the entire HEXagone… knot just at la Place des Vosges.

Excellent articulation, Luciano, keep playing Constance, just don’t slay the Keys, least you want to piss-off Émilie Moreau.

This segment is being brought to the Service du procureur de la République (in France) courtesy of Mr. Griffith J. Griffith, in the Los Angeles Basin of the Pacific Tectonics Plate near Mount Baldy and Rancho Kukamonga.

{or} Too, Tree, For 🎶 si vous voulez

Red Bull rearranged for Denisa Kerschovas, consider this a ¿Qué Saco‽

I am SIRIUS – What About Bob? By the güey, Cerf–panthère, if that’s even a real hybrid! Metro called, they want the maqueta from their Advertorial coordinator back, ya’Bums.

{and}

Donnie Deutsch, — Fuck you, and your stupid spectacles.

Publicité :

The Gospel of Faul 🐏🪲

 _yada, yada en Ipsum, context for the British Broadcasting Corporation follows, but first don’t call, IT!, A come back or Eye will have Mika’s pussy bitch slap Ewe.

From The Spanish Inquisition flying fucking Circus 🎪 on the BBC.

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Know Your Value … page 50 B.A.Soul

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… [P]orque de Europa, escribió alguna vez, Octavio Paz, ¡que los chilangos! salieron de Los indios.

Y luego, por si sobrara menos, los brasileños salieron de la sala de Mrs. Robinson en fip . fr… deviants. The whole lot of you. Including, Messi.

 

 

Secrets in Plain Sight.

From the producers of Paris I Love you, but you can go fuck yourself, (wait scratch that…) but you are bringing me down, and The Death of French Culture, comes the story of, “La Grande Flemme” and the betrayal of Le Figaro with a €20K L’Oréal grant… Por, Iz Cova Sin Filtro, — en Abu Dhabi…  because like Qatar, with the Fifa World Cup 2022,

le régime d’Abou Dabi est une monarchie héréditaire, qualifiée d’autocratie : bien que les libertés sociales soient présentes, les habitants n’ont aucun droit politique (droit de vote, etc.) et la liberté d’expression est très fortement encadrée³.

³Abou Dabi (émirat) — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)

Abu Dhabi is the perfect stage to have a WOMAN over 50* Forum, with the wife of a Peacock’s Pundit.

Summertime
And the livin’ is easy
Fish are jumpin’
And the cotton is high
Oh, your daddy’s rich
And your ma is good-lookin’
So hush, little baby
Don’t you cry…

*~. years old.

After the break, the enemy of the French’s enemies are their (the Very French) best friends. With that in mind, Donald John Trump threatens to make another run for the presidency of Them United States of America.

Pinche 🤌🏽 Tavo… y por eso Cerati, se fue a morir en El D.F., eh? I was there, boludo squatted the intensive Coma Center during the Day of The Dead installation at La Catedral in October of 2010.

If my French, is still accurate, this means that the Elysée is about to invite “little Donald” for this year’s edition of “Niggers on Boats”. Sponsored by none other than “the socialist ARGENTINA 🇦🇷.

Because just like the pulgas del perro agradecido, las plumas de Las aves de Roma, anyone? las plumas de flock to°get•her fly to, what?

Scarborough? Birds of a… Scarborough?

But then again, Eye told you so back in 2015, but you didn’t care.