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A good-faith piñata and a plethora of Clash!

Le BAC de AL

The Election wasn’t STALIN!

C’mon Évry-body (Eddie Cochran)

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1638445370383425538? s=20

Still to come, Mikaela jumps the cow.

 

In this section of your BAC, the student will triangulate and explain why a former henchman and, United States’ Senator from Minnesota needs a limo like a Lame-O.

º BAC:

https ://www .tf1info .fr /education /bac-2023–the subject and the answer key for the mathematics track test -2251494 .html

If you prefer… Ewe may draw Mí a picture and head over to La Médiathèque de la Canopée and audition for a chance to play music for the RATP at one of their “sets” where i sleep. The event is peddled by fip dot fr, so there’s that… where do you think that Sirène steals her chants and melodies from, the Music Conservatory?

 

º BAC:

Who’s gonna fix your wild 🐗 bac?

BAC,
(unité de police)
French Anti-Crime Squad.

º BAC :

In this section, Emily Munera will explain why la hache en “Bach” es muda 🎻, pero no sorda 🎹.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0077147 /characters /Decline’s henchman -Al Franken

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Over at the Peacock’s house, the first piñata on the set was a Mika Fest over the slopes 🎿, but of course it is, of course it was! But that has nothing to do with Mí because there is no Bridge there, and even if there was, “a confounded bridge” D.A.R.E., then Öüï would just fly over that arc.

On the same set, Mika shot her video operator monkee after the media editor failed to erase Serial eater and former Reaganist-Floribama congressperson, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third, from the split screen on her Morjo Show.

🐒

R.I.P. “TJ” the live-feed video editor monkee.

All Your Need Is Cash

All Your Need Is Cash.

 

Here’s what the Morjo papers are saying:

Scarborough had the audacity to stuff his pie-hole with the cereal prop on that set, —a big NO on live-reruns.

Any Karni is live from the Bodega where Scarborough staches the Cereal from the set. Take it away, Annie.

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How Mara Gay’s parents met.

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DOFC meets TCFH³

Charlie Update:

… and, Charlie Sykes, you’re so French, you probably think this post is about You, at the Bullwark, but it’s not.

The Bullwark in French.

It’s about Eye Ran.

In Sports News, the year is 532 in Constantinople… 🐴

Timeloop in real time

 

MUERTE FÁCTICA
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TAILED, TRACKED and HARASSED by the FBI, Aaron Swartz marked the history of the Internet. Four years after his suicide, a book bringing together his writings was published (in 2017) in France. Swartz was 26.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /pixels /article /2017/03/23 /quatre-ans-apres-son-suicide-l-esprit-d-aaron-swartz-plane-toujours-sur-le-web_5099539_4408996.html

🎺 🏇🏿🏇🏾🏇🏽🏇🏼🏇🏻🏇⚽🛬🛫

 

† 2013 – Aaron Swartz, American programmer and activist commits suicide after an overzealous Frank Figliuzzi (of MSNBC 🦚 fame) and his F.B.I. “buddies” bullied Swartz to an early grave 🪦 (b. 1986)

En revancha, Mister Swartz is wreaking havoc at The Federal Aviation CLAN “Notice To Air Missions” 🛬🛬🛬. And can Ewe, blame mister Swartz? Not when nepotism and cronyism has plagued the High Brass and its federal commissioners.

Over at The New York Times, depression is making the rounds, more on that when Öüï square the VENN DIAGRAM that the Unesco, Morning Joe, and La Juventud Bolivariana de Botzaris en Cité is.

https ://nypost .com /2023/01/10 /new-york-times-columnist-blake-hounshell-dead-at-44/

Yup, Öüï told you so… it’s primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Local News, CAVAILLON Hospital is manifesting syncopated episodes of ras-le-bol with The New York Nurses Union, meanwhile, Bigotes Martínez is about to whistle the first National Sports THEY.

³~. Pantera, “Cowboys From Hell”, Album (1990), Groove Metal.

Brief recapitulación de cotejados, pormenores, y por supuesto, antecedentes:

Lorem ipsum, but FO’ist! Please be advised that following the SLAUGHTER of all Them Juniors in Nazareth, today’s procession will not be slotted for die Kinder, instead, Kerschovas is about to open up a Box of Animal Crackers™ at 🎺 Grabiel’s 🎺  version of The Cave³ in Ciudad Juárez ¿Vamos al Noah~Noah?

David might be an Alligator 🐊, but Kerschovas is a the Mother of all Giraffes. Musical Guest, The Walrus et Les Prolétaires.

³~. Really a “Room Full Of Goys” en El Puerto de Liverpool, Scotland.

Of course, non- readers will note that the “no-me-diga” regarding Vilma Fuentes opinion column’s remark is in no way challenging Madame Fuentes–es opinion column about Donald Morrison thesis, which were featured in La Jornada, all that I am saying is that 10 years ago, when I brought it up (under the auspices of a professional immigration visa) i was ridiculed, banned and eventually stripped of whatever dignity that I never had.

For the record, and as much as I am the un-official Clochard of los Amigos de Francia en CHILANGOLANDIA, Vilma Fuentes is the official Mexican Correspondent of a thing called, México Siglo XX, but with the mannerism of the attaché delegation of the French Second Incursion into Veracruz, and Vilma Fuentes, you can take that to La Batalla de Camarón… I happened to have lived on that street, way back when Évry thing was closed on Sundays in Paris (except for churches and whorehouses… such as the now extinct Bobar at the MAUB).

Lucky for me, I can pass the mirror test, and that’s more dignifying than what passes for dignity in this place that is called ⚜️ France Culture 🚽.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

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Cambio de Tercio

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Know Your Value … page 50 B.A.Soul

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… [P]orque de Europa, escribió alguna vez, Octavio Paz, ¡que los chilangos! salieron de Los indios.

Y luego, por si sobrara menos, los brasileños salieron de la sala de Mrs. Robinson en fip . fr… deviants. The whole lot of you. Including, Messi.

 

 

Secrets in Plain Sight.

From the producers of Paris I Love you, but you can go fuck yourself, (wait scratch that…) but you are bringing me down, and The Death of French Culture, comes the story of, “La Grande Flemme” and the betrayal of Le Figaro with a €20K L’Oréal grant… Por, Iz Cova Sin Filtro, — en Abu Dhabi…  because like Qatar, with the Fifa World Cup 2022,

le régime d’Abou Dabi est une monarchie héréditaire, qualifiée d’autocratie : bien que les libertés sociales soient présentes, les habitants n’ont aucun droit politique (droit de vote, etc.) et la liberté d’expression est très fortement encadrée³.

³Abou Dabi (émirat) — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)

Abu Dhabi is the perfect stage to have a WOMAN over 50* Forum, with the wife of a Peacock’s Pundit.

Summertime
And the livin’ is easy
Fish are jumpin’
And the cotton is high
Oh, your daddy’s rich
And your ma is good-lookin’
So hush, little baby
Don’t you cry…

*~. years old.

After the break, the enemy of the French’s enemies are their (the Very French) best friends. With that in mind, Donald John Trump threatens to make another run for the presidency of Them United States of America.

Pinche 🤌🏽 Tavo… y por eso Cerati, se fue a morir en El D.F., eh? I was there, boludo squatted the intensive Coma Center during the Day of The Dead installation at La Catedral in October of 2010.

If my French, is still accurate, this means that the Elysée is about to invite “little Donald” for this year’s edition of “Niggers on Boats”. Sponsored by none other than “the socialist ARGENTINA 🇦🇷.

Because just like the pulgas del perro agradecido, las plumas de Las aves de Roma, anyone? las plumas de flock to°get•her fly to, what?

Scarborough? Birds of a… Scarborough?

But then again, Eye told you so back in 2015, but you didn’t care.

Dear, Olivier Compagnon*, are you hiring?

Digresión:

Hola, profesor. You probably don’t remember me, i’m the asshole that kept the secretaries busy when Dr. John Mill Ackerman (Ph.D.) and his Mexican Cabinet-level wife, Dr. Irma Eréndira Sandoval graced your students on how to be the perfect Mexican, or something like that. I stopped going to Dr. Ackerman’s classes after the first three sessions because i didn’t think that the secretaries deserved being treated like “viles halcones” at a Mexican ghetto every time that i walked in (punto y coma) i mean, to have them stop what they were doing and run into the classroom to whistle-in un, “Ay’ viene” was just not worth the hassle (for them, not me). Anyhow, profe, regurgito:

Carlos Romero Deschamps, dirigeant du syndicat des travailleurs du pétrole de la République mexicaine, a annoncé hier sa retraite, ce qui signifie qu’il n’est plus un ouvrier… Vía: el monoaureo (punto y chinguen a su madre🏀 👋🏼) Uso Justo de Todos los Medios y de todas sus mañas.

🏀 En Mexico, todo/a persona que vive y transa allí, por decreto presidencial es hijo de la finca del Señor don Andrés López de Santa Anna en Chapultepec o, en tiempos corrientes (for current cartoons) del Señor Pastor, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Are you hiring? Because if you are i have the perfect candidate to lecture all of the future political class of Mexican politics.

* Professor Oliver Compagnon is no longer (according to fip.fr) the director of The Higher Learning Institute of Latin-American Studies in Paris. In 2015 he helped the laborer depicted in the cartoon secure at least 26 Ferrari’s and a fortune to last for at least three iterations of French Republics… allow me to explain.

Jump 🏐 to page 153

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https ://www .franceculture .fr /personne-olivier-compagnon .html

December 25th, 2020 — Christmas They

Ladies in Gemini, BFM’er TV is marking the one-week count-down to Queen Elizabeth’s Tú, secret warehouse, and if you are in on the joke, my dear Matteo (16 year-old Grenouille) then you will begin to understand WATT this CODE Sodex*o means when opened from the “safe-zone” of any face in a Hypercube:

… Deer, Queen Elizabeth the Tú, i pray that you find the humor in Pi, because you are going to like the way you look; “i guarantee it.” .:. D284405D-2739-432B-9F15-C968F60D93AD 🇺🇸 Fool Moon Fever Follows…

2020
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Chiffre de la semaine… expires when Twenty Twenty goes the way French Culture went in Antoine Compagnon’s defense of Don Morrison… and if you buy DAT i will throw Big Ben into the Mix.

PASS RESTAURANT 2020 as a FRAME^

Anyhow, Matteo, i have confidence that youse gonna make a great hotelier, in the mean time don’t concern yourself too much on the secrets of the British crown (they are all salamanders, take IT!,from Mí_the–Axolotl) and WORRY Moore with the fact (according to BFM’er TV) that 60 PERCENT!!! of your fellow Frogs will not be taking the COVID-19 killing serum, that is what WILL ROCK YOU!

In Paris it is 7:30 in the morning and Christmas 2020 is now in the books; in Hilo, Hawaii, however, the Pineapple Scrolls are still writing the tale on the PM Dial, it’s about PIÑAS, Matteo, puras tristes piñas, “y dos con sal”.

“Listening with light!”, or something like that. 🌎 B6FBABA1-201D-40EC-B908-BB216674D61E 💡

In the next scroll, Matteo, i an going to dazzle the fuck out of Ancient Aliens Legendary Magazine editor, Giorgio TSOUkaLOS, with my MOBILE MULTISPECTRAL IMAGING SYSTEM that “el Patróni” left for Mí, on la rue des Bourdonnais (Paris, CENTRE)… this is going to Knock–youse Out!

And here’s why: The Book of Enoch is only a draft, not the final copy… [Eye] guarantees it.

Deer, Rachel Maddow, i am happy to inform you that BFMRtv just released a statement enunciating DAT:
DOLLY PARTON is safe and sound in another part of the Galaxy, the Pinto, however, was blown to smithereens by the Gremlin and his very British cousin, the motherfucking Mini 🇬🇧.

Spot the pair of bOObies
(50 points; must show negatives).

 

Happy Safe Harbor Day! — Previously on “Blasphemy!”

We now know how Chinese democracy works, eager students mixed with the city council, the very French and the American Company have been using charisma and Continental Exceptionalism for ages, the Chinese, however are using determination, hard work, and “free work” to get close to political shooting stars.

https ://www .axios .com /china-spy-california-politicians -9d2dfb99-f839-4e00-8bd8-59dec0daf589 .html

Today in history:

Mark David Chapman, of Beatles fame, became a celebrity outside of The Dakota FORTY YEARS AGO, —tonight. During Mr. Chapman’s boarding call with a “Ticket to ride” on the Attica Prison “gravy train” an up-and-comer Quarryman from Liverpool (that’s in The U.K.) was shot point-blank in the chest and later lost his battle with cigarettes, dicho de otra manera: LENNON CHUPÓ FAROS..

In Local NEWS… [please don’t shoot the messenger on account of Le Parisien breaking the Known News on phase 2 of Donald Morrison’s “Death of French Culture”] McDo did its  part, now it is time for the Decline of The Maths, page ONE of the city’s nº 1 tabloid (shaped newspaper) in Paname.

Note to Phil Griffin … that motherfucker:

Had i known this [about the proximity spies at City Hall] back in 2010, I would have pitched my Six-year investigative report into Mexican political up-and-comers to China. 

🎶 Don’t know much about His-story, don’t know much biology, but I do know that… yada, yada, yada times the square root of Cloud Nine.

Across the Atlantic, President-elect Joe Biden just took Donald Trump’s legacy of breaking the norms for a spin by stacking The Pentagon with a recently retired “wise man”, General Eisenhower would sure be proud of Joe.

And why not, Ruhles are meant to be followed (provided there’s an agreed upon safe word), and Norms are supposed to be broken like a lame Weekend Update comedian.

Meanwhile in Mexico, el presidente reshuffled some key cabinet positions, including his former campaign communicator Tatiana Clouthier who will head the office that handles the economy, her job, like other cabinet-level officials will be to change the flower arrangement for the president’s daily morning mass.

National Awareness Frida Theys — No Se Akceptan Devoluciones

“… México es un país de Cine.”

CyberQuilt®️

CyberQuilt®️
A Band in Parts Productions… How The West Was Won by the French, starring: Willie Geist.

François Hollande
Presidente de Francia.
México, Distrito Federal, c.2013

Lorem ipsum… context follows after the the Oderbretch update from Spain, in the mean time, please fasten your “animalitos” and secure your “morralitos”; the Captain would like to remind the Mexican delegation to please stow away The Copal and please don’t spark it up until The Captain turns the “invoke your favorite Spirit in the Friendly Skys light” on.

Publicidad

Publicidad

… [A]nd still to come, Televisa Presenta:

Synopsis: You just Can’t Make this shit up, Franck! Now Eye knows that you know, that Televisa went the way of Dinosaurios del PRI, but öüï also know that you know, that we’ve seen a few Kings die before: Long Live The King!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/07/06 /consejo-asesor-empresarial-acompanara-a-amlo-en-cena-con-trump-8531 .html

Violent

VIOLENT

Production Company: La Mano de Bernardo Gómez and Televisión Azteca… in COLABORACIÓN with Jared Kushner Publishing and Trump Plaza Hotels.

https ://www .proceso .com.mx /637215 /salinas-pliego-vazquez-aldir-y-hank-gonzalez-entre-los-invitados-a-cena-amlo-trump-en-eu

FEMMES

FEMMES

 

… It sure would be nice if France INFO could get a hold of exonerated convict and former Zodiaco gang member, Florence Cassez, and ask how it is that she views Bernardo Gómez’ dinner at the White House while Genaro García Luna awaits a witness protection program convocation notification ticket in a gringo prison cell, and because we are aware that Carlos Loret de Mola won‘t be reading this entry, we [the staff] would like to extrapolate la tangente de Israel Vallarta, a según de las pesquisas de don Julio Astillero at “La Jornada”.

¿Cómo chingados, pues‽

¿Cómo re chingados, pues, llegó ahí? _•!-!•_ Distintas versiones apuntan a que la llegada de la comunicadora Pimentel al área de Comunicación Social de la Presidencia se debe a una recomendación directa de Bernardo Gómez, vicepresidente de Televisa y consejero del propio Presidente López Obrador.

La mano de las recomendaciones

“La propia Pimentel respondió a un mensaje directo en Twitter, en el que menciona, en un mensaje respetuoso y lleno de serenidad, que aquel asunto es ya muy viejo: “una historia muy repasada y ya con nada nuevo qué decir”.

https ://aristeguinoticias .com /0603 /mexico /en-comunicacion-social-de-presidencia-productora-de-montaje-sobre-florence-cassez/

¡BROZO!
¡BROZO… con una chingada, cabrón!

Meanwhile, at The Beverly Hills Hilton..

Alexis * Tocqueville’s portrait is taLking to passerby’s, “nobody cared”.

Paris Photo is for fags

Paris Photo is for fags.:.CC17CF63-043F-42DC-9B65-348CA6C087C0 •|• a message from your “useful IDiot”.:. DEER Cousin Joe, you of all Blind Alabama blind boys should KNOW, wait for it, WAIT — POLITICIANS, and little LAWYERS are: redundant. 

Over at the Lounge, Ringo and Densmore decided to form a new Band, after a couple of Vodka shots with a chaser of FOUR Loco cans, they decided to call the duo: The BeatDoors.

Cousin Joe has the details in a new segment, called BOYS, what a bundle of Joy.

Congratulations to the Washington Senators

Congratulations to the Washington Senators.:. Go NAtionals. Meanwhile in New York, Willie Geist is on TIME–Out with Donnie Deutsh. Over in Houston, The Washington Nationals are bringing the Astros down to Earth.

But FOist, not only does the staff hear Music, öüï CAN also smell it

art by Las Trompas de Eustaquio:

People who Gnow, know George

People who GKnow, know George.:. Eye loves Baseball, period

Psalm 351
“All the lonely people—
(ah, look at all the lonely people)—
Where do they all belong?”

Alabado sea Saint–Paul…

Bring it!

Bring it!

“Never learn Something, you can do By heart.”
Asegún las escrituras de Casa de Agua.

Vlack Belvet, because even the “King” took a piece of that Toile… Morning Mika and the Blind Alabama Choir pay respects to Elijah.

Musical guest, a cool Chris Hayes:

Cinco de Warhol — 5 de BriWi

Six of …

Los andenes

Los andenes

For the record, the Paris (crystal) TRIbunal closes at 18h00 in CET… but all of the InformaTION WINDOWS de La Chanson Française shut their windows FAT32 systems before Eighteen hundred hours in Central CineMASCOpe Thymes.

La Grave es Greve

La Grave es Greve

Fuchi–Güacala, mejor ni hablar de Eso, period

Na na na na

Na na na na, D.A.T. Cat ain’t gonna Nap and that Dog ain’t gonna Hunt. Niño Luc! Stop giving John Schofield the God Damn G.P.S.!!!

… [A]nd for the record, Niño Luc, you don’t GkNoW ZORB∀!!! Here, Niño Luc, meet MANKIND:

Los COSTAlazos

Los COSTAlazos de La Lucha Libre. Fuck Western Democracy!!! Of course, when WHITE PEOPLE from the Rockefeller Center tell you this little Nugget FOUR years after the fact, it’s called “journalism”, when an Independent Mexican-American sends the same signal to THE NEW YORK TIMES à SCIENCES PO in real time the entire apparatus goes: LET HIM EAT CAKE, period. MR. Dickey, SHOW YOUR WORK!!! Show your work before you return to La Promenade de les anglais EN NICE, motherfucker.

Your Daily Beast: Christopher Dickey is “Tagging” The Death of French Culture!!!!

No es lo mismo

Dear, fip.fr:
Raphaël Morán (Radio France International) and the Mexican Embassy (Servicio Exterior de Bernardo Gómez y Jared Kushner) are going to kill the guy who brought you this most NON–Consequential blog. THANK YOU, Rachel, and give our REGARDS to Bill Sanders in “that West Texas town of El Paso,” period

Of course, what happened outside of Angela Merkel’s HOUSE does not happen outside of MSNBC correspondent, CHRISTOPHER DICKEY’S “petit palais”  à  Champs Elysées, eh!

VIVA méxico

Moving on, según las fuentes de doña Vilma:

“París ya no es un fiesta“…

Paris es un Spectacle Culte,
o algo así.

https://www.jornada.com.mx/2019/05/14/opinion/a06a1cul

... [y]o tenía Seis perritos

Previously, on “The Greatest Story Never Told”, … [y]o tenía SeiS perritos.

… [Y] de paso don Jacques B., the rest of the story will be told desde la conectividad y la vitrina de un McDo en Montparnasse.

Violà! va de nuez y hasta para La Victoria de Fréquence Paris Plurielle habrá, —para llevar—, con todo y Spéculos®️… y culeras (why not) para sus café–es–eses.

avenir.com/Archives/Index_AK_L-article_anti-francais_du_Time.htm

Issy, ese tipo de historias no se pueden escribir a menos de que las apruebe el CoNaCyT, y en recientes días, por la poderosa firma del mismísimo Paco Taibo Junior; en La Casa de don Alain Rouquier, en SOLFERINO.

Y ni modo que “el” ahora efímero BoBar, en La Mutualité del Cardenal Limones, no le vayan a dar la razón a Zlatan, quién en su momento, a lo mejor también se “echó una miada”, —Allí.

Boletín de último minuto:

Las ruteras ecológicas de la RATP ya no marchan por la calle de las tres puertas del barrio latino… Mecano tendrá que escribir, producir, y diseminar otro corrido para Babylon; dis tyme for the Saint–Germain des Press jazz fest, a razón de que ese joven–festival  perió su “des–Press”.

if you’re going to cut the name of “el sexto”, why not go big time and call the musical affair like so:

The Saint–Germain-de-FRANCE jazz festival. Key word D.A.R.E. “de France”, and not “de Paris”… unless the same assholes who drove the IMMO prices up, are also sponsorin’ la tocada, in which case, more power to Ewe.

https://www.fip.fr/player/reecouter?play=36694

Anygüey, stop shooting the motherfucking messangers and maybe, just maybe, TIME Magazine wouldn’t have to send their assets to your Grandes Escuela para sonar La Puta Sirena.

Issy, en Technicolor y hasta en exclusiva por BFM TV:
Dear, the water pot on top of the burner is about to boil and the frog (submerged) remains the same.