¿A ver, a ver, a ver—cómo está eso de que “ANDY” no tiene título profesional?

French Roast

And JR, this is what Eye was talking about, and it is definetly knot [fo’sure] about your inflatable street-canvas-cavern popping up at a place that Öüï like to refer to as « Clochard Central », it’s about the NEPOTISM that the other side of that pseudo-rock portal shows once the traveler pops his or her head en TECATE, BC….

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /hommage-a-sonny-rollins

Over on the other side, SONNY ROLLINS sends this message to that guy from Daft Punk, or the half-wit of that duo : if you whistle, or do the sax for that matter don’t eat PINOLE de maíz because fo’sure you will blow it, just look at what happened to Paul on last night’s Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach show, it’s all there on the link that france musique posted on the interwebs, it’s really CAKE for THE MASAS, so let them hear jazz and 🌬️… don’t blow it 💥

 

and JR, this is what little ol’i tried to relay to MARIANNE at the préfecture de Cité (2012-2015), becuase the incursion into France was not to see the sites or to delight myself with those ‘vernissages’ and all of the BIUTIFUL people of Paname in the mix, but rather, Stephanie MENOU, to see on what post the “academicos” mexicanos en La Sorbone, Sciences Po…or—at that place where administrators are forged, would end up at.

https://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/5/27 /andy-lopez-beltran-does-not-have-a-profesional-university-degree-pero-busca-diputacion-federal-en-2027

There was a time when some of those Mexican  “students” at the EHESS¹ would highlight the fact that the wife of “ANDY’s” dad knew how to read and the wife of the then president of Mexico, un tal Enrique Peña Nieto didn’t (apparently!!!)… https ://information .tv5monde .com /angelica-rivera-itineraire-dune-actrice-devenue-premiere-dame-du-mexique- 

 

And, Nicole Güalas… don’t sweat the technik

Entonces pues, Saba Vasefi, “It’s an old Arizona trick; but I… I have seen it used as far north as Montana,” and most recently during the Ancienne Régime de la Ve République de France under the watchful eye of Mr. Manuel Valls, (un gitano falso, ex-bufón de palacio³)

I too, know what it feels to be watched.

³~. Serrat, J.M., « Romance de Curro “El Palmo”.

Over at the POMONA theater on I-10 Blvd. (E-Holt Ave.) and the MILLS connection to Montclair Plaza, it’s another spin-off to the Western classic “Support Your Local Sherrif” followed by a knock-off version of “Support Your Local Gunfighter”

… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., Professor at Princeton and, spiritual advisor to the Washington on Deadline Show :

With A Ho Like, Ewe

The following intermission is dedicated to North Bergen, NJ ; and here is “Y”, because Öüï wants our number one non-reading district to capture Évry-motherfuking [actualización] of the post in progress, don’t miss a comma.

Thomas Jefferson : After we’re married – no matter how many kids we got – when I say we’re off to Australia… we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.

Sally Hemmings: What do I wanna go to Australia for?

Thomas Jefferson : Because that’s where your husband would be. And girls usually go where their husbands are.

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The previous lines come from our first feature film at the POMONA theater, and these are the lines in that script where the “Natural Spheres” give context to a space Öüï likes to call, The Twilight Zone.

Ricordo tattile di un momento presente

We now return to our local programming, but don’t you step on my big brass shoes.

Like Öüï said… all those years ago, Stéphanie ; do say hello to Barbara 🎟️

 

Entonces, Stephanie Menou… what Juanjo said:

GUMS 🏒 for Victory

https ://www .theparaguaypost .com /p /juanjo-pereira-under-flags-sun

I guess, Stéphanie Menou, one has to be a FLORIDA MAN such as Mark Caputo to brand narco reactions to a turf war as a “Foreign Terrorist Target of Opportunity” at one of their (United Statesians) favorite vacation spots.

En fin, vamos a “hacerle al Mickey” mientras todo se calma in the MeanWhile, over on Morning Joe is your daily dose of Paul.

A tu Salud ! Because I³ too, know a little about political vengeance² and retribution

Sources close to Florence Cassez relay that she had nothing to do with Ryan’s kidnapping.

After the break it’s a tale of “Two Brooks”

³~. Armando Segovia, perhaps the first political refugee Made-in-France and not in some “shit-hole country” of El Mundo de Le Monde. 

Some people read David Brooks as a glass half-full of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from the side of the street that falls on “the center-right”.

 

²~. Pablo Gleason’s testimony (given by him, according to Stephanie Menou’s supervisor named BRUNO) to the préfecture de police (2012—2014)…

Metric vS. Standard… ruining baseball ⚾ 4 synagogues at a time.

Raphaël Moran from Mediapart collaborated also, and in his own words when mister Moran asked me (Armando Segovia) how I got (legally) to France, mon Seigneur Moran responded like this to my answer:

… y a ti porqué te la dieron? esa visa es muy prestigiosa.

… indeed it was, Raphaël, indeed it was.

Others read David Brooks as a half-empty glass of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from “the center-left” side of the tracks.

I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.

The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎

Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.

He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.

 

But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.

So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.

La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.

So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.

Fuck you Emmanuel, sincèrement : Bibi Netanyahu

Over at Lula’s Palace, at Lula’s Palace, Bolsonaro is a thing of the past and over at La Seine, Emmanuel Macron is detoxing en Brasilia.

NIИ — Closer… say hello to my little friend, Xuxa.

Israel Is love, love, love… and if you follow Green Acres then Ewe know that good land makes great peas, —del Monte, which is why carrots from Russia are Spinach pop-eye opportunities.

Out in that West a Texas Town of El Paso… Georgia on my land.

Brigitte Macron stars as Olive Oil.

Dear, Raf Sánchez… are you bootlegging my George’s Pompidou’s Venezuelan Youth de morena-francia en La Bendita Préfecture de Manuel Valls, or are Ewe just an encrypted cunt.

Cualquier coincidencia with los amigos de México en Francia y STEPHANIE MENOU’S “pueblo” at le 3éme es pura Serendipia.

¡Hola Chucha!

En fin Nancy Summer, ahora todo el cuadrante quiere un poco de Dolly. Lo bueno es de que Parton tiene para que todos, todas, y los putos del “tout-es” se acaben de amamantar. Should Eye include the opening track list, or is Öüï en sintonía con el acento “indigenista” del pueblo bueno en Horizonte?

No todos los Cherokee’s son de Oklahoma, some are from California… ask Washington 🎷.

Bien-venides… en fin, hoy hubo cerveza y pues, pues pecha-cabeza como para andar deDEAndo este pinche Android®️ en vacaciones 🍻.

The lights are on … It’s 10 a.m. in Central Bridges Time in Paris

Melissa welcomes you to the club.

 

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination… but they/them/ol’ don’t and so Öüï’s happy to lend a ♣️ de bastos español.

Las Fuentes de Doña Vilma up next.

 

Of course it is nothing like one of them Donald Trump doodles on a Jefferey Épisodes de Epstein, but if the snapshot fits, dicen por las Tres Puertas down that bend, wear it.

http ://www .democracynow .org /shows /2016 /4 /7

Moving on, Öüï catch up with Stephen T. Coltrane Colbert and Eye remembers that day when Jon Batiste got into a scuffle outside of Luc Des Lombards.

Welcome to the club, Tyrone.

https ://asegovia3.com/ 2021/10/15 /the-good-the-good-thing-about-this-blog-is-that-the-benevolent-pharmacist-does-knot-read-it/

7 Minutes to understand I fucking Told You So

La mafia (el narco) en Francia

“Avante, azione, traveling… 🗣️📣 SILENZIO.

 

Never mind Nicholas,  nevermind it’s just an ankle bracelet, but I MUST SAY, that French Accessoire would look great on Donald John Trump’s DRAFT-DODGING, overweight and freakishly deformed HEEL SPURS… what a little bitch-ass way to get out of wearing a military uniform in QATAR.

Dear Stéphanie Menou, i hate to say it, but how is your Mexican Cinema Club at the préfecture de Cité working out for your Narco-menou Deo needs?

Let’s review, Los LEVANTONeS are on the rise, cocaine use (at least by the empty baggies) that I see where French bobos party are starting to be more common than petty HASH.

12 Frases Célebres de Pépe Mujica:

1. Entre las naciones, como entre los adinerados de El Club de La Pájara Peggy en París, el respeto a la coca ajena no es mutuamente EXCLUSIVO de una “carne asada³” en en la banlieue.

Wait until 12 year olds start acting like little entitled “madrinas” for JUANITO Guanabacoa and those “pretty” little friends of Mexico at THE Luminor en EL BARRIO de LOS PUTOS, en Le Marais.

³~. Carne Asada is code in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, for a party where one guest will be the cut into different pieces and then said pieces are simmered in a liquid that will dissolve all traces of humanity from the “special” guest at that macabre fest… but I (Armando Segovia) am sure that la bendita “police-de-la police” knew that already, but if you coq suckers don’t (know) just ask FLORENCE CASSEZ, she has a working background on how those “festivities” develop…  🎹 As Time Goes By 🎶 🎶 🎶so Stéphanie Menou, you must remember this:

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

And starring as Bridgette Jones… Stéphanie Menou³

³~. Based on a parallel process.

Flora Desértica en Normandy.

And if your name is Johanne Poisson you just need to change the Bercy for The Georges Pompidou at Ballard, Knot Paris-Centre, and the OFFI for CITÉ.

Anyhow and because you are worth it, L’Oréal just fired their housekeeper, Ilon Specht.

Summer-Time … AMAterial, amat-erial, a material girl… for the record, you make OYSTERS look good, and like Miss Piggy at the I.R.S., youse the Ex-ception to BERCY.