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by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

A tu Salud ! Because I³ too, know a little about political vengeance² and retribution

Sources close to Florence Cassez relay that she had nothing to do with Ryan’s kidnapping.

After the break it’s a tale of “Two Brooks”

³~. Armando Segovia, perhaps the first political refugee Made-in-France and not in some “shit-hole country” of El Mundo de Le Monde. 

Some people read David Brooks as a glass half-full of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from the side of the street that falls on “the center-right”.

 

²~. Pablo Gleason’s testimony (given by him, according to Stephanie Menou’s supervisor named BRUNO) to the préfecture de police (2012—2014)…

Metric vS. Standard… ruining baseball ⚾ 4 synagogues at a time.

Raphaël Moran from Mediapart collaborated also, and in his own words when mister Moran asked me (Armando Segovia) how I got (legally) to France, mon Seigneur Moran responded like this to my answer:

… y a ti porqué te la dieron? esa visa es muy prestigiosa.

… indeed it was, Raphaël, indeed it was.

Others read David Brooks as a half-empty glass of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from “the center-left” side of the tracks.

Previously on “Don’t Be So Modest” : Bragg About It!, take three 🎬

Take Three: Fast and Furious, the Bliss of it all on the Loop 375 and the run-around on le périph de Paris; complete with child care rape. It’s a different kind of porn and the BORDER CZAR should start POLICING the world from “cartels” in his own BACKYARD starting in Carolina’s North scenes.

It's a family affair

It’s a family affair that stretches for Millions and Billions of American dollars and Portuguese Euros all the way to Vigo 🇪🇸 from Jerez 🇲🇽.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /rolling_stone_revela_red_de_tráfico_de_drogas_y/

2009 : El Paso, Texas… drug trafficking could be stopped, but the U.S. federal bureaucracy don’t want that, and politicians from all stripes don’t want that either, It’s like when RICARDO MONREAL (from morena) prefers to let the country (🇲🇽) down, than to piss-off his wife by not taking her to SPAIN.

Y Siguen Siendo -la escuela- de las américas… El Salvador approves.

@florencecassez 💅🏼

VASCO DA GAMMA ain’t got nothing on Ricardo Monreal… Rick is the Temujin de Jerez, Zacatecas, who could… FRENCH POLYNESIA and a Glock en en navío follows.

Filipinos have feelings too, with Pablo Torre

Gypsy fantasy on a Zombie Movie with Phoenix.

Let’s get physical… with Olivia New Town John and the home of The Braves. Play Ball ⚾

Bring back green jobs.

 

Pelotero a la bola.

Backtrack

It’s the bottom of Giselle… sorry if i mispelled your name, Dave 🥂

A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Académie du Climat

All that reddit is saying is that if Genaro was not prosecuted by U.S. (l’ancien U.S.) Genaro would be like Manuel (Valls) and Florence would not be celebrating Genaro’s wife drama.

Florence Cassez was not available for comment.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /thesaurus /backlash

“Are we talking words here, is that WATT Öüï’s doing?”

Jimmy Hoffa in the role of The One Who Flew all over The Academy’s Nest.

Meanwhile, Sweet Georgia Brown moved to Paris and She’s having a nigglet.

Quel moment — That’s what she said and then The President kicked that bitch out of the French White House.

 

CURRENT NEWS from the back of a horse’s ass, and Eye is way to charged ⚡up to make some silly shit like that ⬆️ up and after the break with the girl from I.P.A. Ni Ma’s, Öüï is going to remind you how to use the Resistance to figure out the Power in Ewe, —motherfucker.

Just the facts, ma’am… did you, or did you not slap the face of your partner?

It’s The Jim Morrison Podcast, now with more bust in Évry nut

Simple pleasures

Simple pleasures make a good nut come, another case solved by The Inspector 🔍.

In local news, Jim’s Bust is Back… sources close to the month of February at l’Arsenal relay that the so-called “barrio de los putos” where Jim used to live are all giddy but could care less about Jim’s Bust unless it involves a nut.

If your name is Johanne Poisson⁹… el próximo Bizet va por Toi-let

Más puta que las gallinas… A new documentary by Duncan BRIDGEMAN y los amigos de Georges Pompidou en Balard… no connection or relation to “the Pompidol” en El Beaubourg.

Let the record show that:
Pedro y Pablo
… valen Verga
en Niza, Francia.
Ask Michael 🪽 at Seguros 🛵 Generali

Canada… The 51st Bubble Quiff. You’ve Got A Friend in Mí 🎶🎶 🎤

Musical Guest:
Los Ángeles Chamuscados (en noir)

La Pasión y Vida ❤️‍🔥… but first…allow me to put a cotejado for the good people of Baja California News and morena–francia 

Cotejado para T K T y La Rumorosa ❤️‍🔥💋❤️‍🔥

Querido, Pedro (Frente Amplio de Izquierda Mexicano/morena-francia/Sorbonne 2011-2012-2013), tu apellido se me escapa, pero no el de tus líderes en el partido de Jean-Luc Mélenchon (Ávalos el de uno, y Moreno el de la voz de pito que mueve a los acarreados de la manifestation*) a lo mejor estoy mal, but YOU and the so-called future of Mexico (14 years ago this week) cannot, YOU CANNOT! Suck a Big French PENIS, eat FRENCH PRÉFECTURE FÆCES, and then, using your own pejorative descriptors to debase the workers who paid for your CONACyT scholarship—feel like “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo a Duncan BRIDGEMAN… perdón, va de nuez… y luego desgarrarse sus prendas parisinas como “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo al populismo bananero y tropical de Donald Trump.

De antemano, Sophie Fofie, bien merecido y bravo 🤭  por Selena Gómez y las “mexicanas³” que no son puras de nobleza ni de SOL•I•DAR•I•DADES cómo el célebre FOFO MÁRQUEZ, en el rol de Florence Cassez.

³~. The “non-mexican” cast of that French Musical about an imaginary country called “La Chingada” at le Théâtre de Châtelet.

Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shit” crazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

My niggas in Paris… re-loaded back to the future in 1984

En contexto with Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo (2012, or maybe it was 2014) at The Paris Hôtel de Ville where Miguel Vaylón (Misha) irrupt-ed during a meeting of City Council preceded by Mme. Anne Hidalgo. Misha’s interruption of official City business was to protest the (then) upcoming visit of the former telenovela husband of Patricia Rivera, míster Enrique Peña Nieto, who at the time was also the head of State in Mexico during the year that Florence Cassez made her glorious return to the City of Lights.

 

🎶 That’s the power of
love…

Back to the Future, 1965 at The US Festival in 1983; when Bono met Selma.

It’s bloody Sunday, y’all, and all Eye can say is that good trouble was invented by John Lewis In 1965, and just like every (fokin’) thing black it would not take long before the Irish re- fabricated The Bloods.

Now normally there would be no tangas, no hilos, and/or strings to account for Nadiesh-da’s invocation on this part of the programming, but for…

that time when The Reverend Al Sharpton became an honorary Mexican, sources close to Carmen Aristegui relay that the good Rev., already has his own “corrido”.

The producers at The Susana Poveda cinito Show speculate that Sharp’man’s Ballad is produced by the same studio that brought us Las Paus (as) de La Mañana.

And this is the part, ladies in Gemini, where the but plug is inserted on the paragraph, because as Öüï has explained before, Eye does not select the leaps to Six Degrees to Good Trouble and Metallica’s “can that rattles the most”…

And in the paraparparsed  phrase of Reverend Al:

El ejercito en los cuarteles (2011-2017)… and Señora Florence Cassez, usted ya lo sabe y Ana Anabitarte en El Universal de México (2012) no lo puede negar, yo (Armando Segovia) ya vi está película en el 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022,(2023), 2024 y, al parecer all the way to at least 2028, but I don’t want to spoil the ending, so pena de que la bendita préfecture de Cité me retire mi status de “El Primer Refugiado Made-in-France”, viva México, Miguel Vaylon. Vivan las estúpidas calaveritas de doña Aristegui, Aussie.

What good are all of those cazerolasos to call truth to power if after the call to action you go back to the established establishment at la rue de Longchamps?

In other words, because the aforementioned paraparparsed phrase is a paraphrase of the Rev. Al Greatest Hits, including the one where the good Rev., reminds a Marihuana peddler, and former Mexican head of State, Vicente Fox, that they too, “los negros”, would turn the weed into a business if the Plan Merida would not have put them in jail instead… so instead they became pushers instead, « and that’s, the rest of the story ».

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