Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — Florence Cassez

Finally… I Used To Love Her but Eye had tequila

Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.

… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.

“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³

Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael

… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.

³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma

Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.

 

… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖

Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-09-juin-2026

La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮‍♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.

 

Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

 

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew …

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

No KIDS were harmed in the making of this blog

Since 1971… hoy no hubo Molly, Léon.

News ewes can use
by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

A tu Salud ! Because I³ too, know a little about political vengeance² and retribution

Sources close to Florence Cassez relay that she had nothing to do with Ryan’s kidnapping.

After the break it’s a tale of “Two Brooks”

³~. Armando Segovia, perhaps the first political refugee Made-in-France and not in some “shit-hole country” of El Mundo de Le Monde. 

Some people read David Brooks as a glass half-full of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from the side of the street that falls on “the center-right”.

 

²~. Pablo Gleason’s testimony (given by him, according to Stephanie Menou’s supervisor named BRUNO) to the préfecture de police (2012—2014)…

Metric vS. Standard… ruining baseball ⚾ 4 synagogues at a time.

Raphaël Moran from Mediapart collaborated also, and in his own words when mister Moran asked me (Armando Segovia) how I got (legally) to France, mon Seigneur Moran responded like this to my answer:

… y a ti porqué te la dieron? esa visa es muy prestigiosa.

… indeed it was, Raphaël, indeed it was.

Others read David Brooks as a half-empty glass of shit ; but that is only because David Brooks meets people from “the center-left” side of the tracks.

Previously on “Don’t Be So Modest” : Bragg About It!, take three 🎬

Take Three: Fast and Furious, the Bliss of it all on the Loop 375 and the run-around on le périph de Paris; complete with child care rape. It’s a different kind of porn and the BORDER CZAR should start POLICING the world from “cartels” in his own BACKYARD starting in Carolina’s North scenes.

It's a family affair

It’s a family affair that stretches for Millions and Billions of American dollars and Portuguese Euros all the way to Vigo 🇪🇸 from Jerez 🇲🇽.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /rolling_stone_revela_red_de_tráfico_de_drogas_y/

2009 : El Paso, Texas… drug trafficking could be stopped, but the U.S. federal bureaucracy don’t want that, and politicians from all stripes don’t want that either, It’s like when RICARDO MONREAL (from morena) prefers to let the country (🇲🇽) down, than to piss-off his wife by not taking her to SPAIN.

Y Siguen Siendo -la escuela- de las américas… El Salvador approves.

@florencecassez 💅🏼

VASCO DA GAMMA ain’t got nothing on Ricardo Monreal… Rick is the Temujin de Jerez, Zacatecas, who could… FRENCH POLYNESIA and a Glock en en navío follows.

Filipinos have feelings too, with Pablo Torre

Gypsy fantasy on a Zombie Movie with Phoenix.

Let’s get physical… with Olivia New Town John and the home of The Braves. Play Ball ⚾

Bring back green jobs.

 

Pelotero a la bola.

Backtrack

It’s the bottom of Giselle… sorry if i mispelled your name, Dave 🥂

A funny hurluberlu happened on the way to l’Académie du Climat

All that reddit is saying is that if Genaro was not prosecuted by U.S. (l’ancien U.S.) Genaro would be like Manuel (Valls) and Florence would not be celebrating Genaro’s wife drama.

Florence Cassez was not available for comment.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /thesaurus /backlash

“Are we talking words here, is that WATT Öüï’s doing?”

Jimmy Hoffa in the role of The One Who Flew all over The Academy’s Nest.

Meanwhile, Sweet Georgia Brown moved to Paris and She’s having a nigglet.

Quel moment — That’s what she said and then The President kicked that bitch out of the French White House.

 

CURRENT NEWS from the back of a horse’s ass, and Eye is way to charged ⚡up to make some silly shit like that ⬆️ up and after the break with the girl from I.P.A. Ni Ma’s, Öüï is going to remind you how to use the Resistance to figure out the Power in Ewe, —motherfucker.

Just the facts, ma’am… did you, or did you not slap the face of your partner?

It’s The Jim Morrison Podcast, now with more bust in Évry nut

Simple pleasures

Simple pleasures make a good nut come, another case solved by The Inspector 🔍.

In local news, Jim’s Bust is Back… sources close to the month of February at l’Arsenal relay that the so-called “barrio de los putos” where Jim used to live are all giddy but could care less about Jim’s Bust unless it involves a nut.

If your name is Johanne Poisson⁹… el próximo Bizet va por Toi-let

Más puta que las gallinas… A new documentary by Duncan BRIDGEMAN y los amigos de Georges Pompidou en Balard… no connection or relation to “the Pompidol” en El Beaubourg.

Let the record show that:
Pedro y Pablo
… valen Verga
en Niza, Francia.
Ask Michael 🪽 at Seguros 🛵 Generali

Canada… The 51st Bubble Quiff. You’ve Got A Friend in Mí 🎶🎶 🎤

Musical Guest:
Los Ángeles Chamuscados (en noir)

La Pasión y Vida ❤️‍🔥… but first…allow me to put a cotejado for the good people of Baja California News and morena–francia 

Cotejado para T K T y La Rumorosa ❤️‍🔥💋❤️‍🔥

Querido, Pedro (Frente Amplio de Izquierda Mexicano/morena-francia/Sorbonne 2011-2012-2013), tu apellido se me escapa, pero no el de tus líderes en el partido de Jean-Luc Mélenchon (Ávalos el de uno, y Moreno el de la voz de pito que mueve a los acarreados de la manifestation*) a lo mejor estoy mal, but YOU and the so-called future of Mexico (14 years ago this week) cannot, YOU CANNOT! Suck a Big French PENIS, eat FRENCH PRÉFECTURE FÆCES, and then, using your own pejorative descriptors to debase the workers who paid for your CONACyT scholarship—feel like “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo a Duncan BRIDGEMAN… perdón, va de nuez… y luego desgarrarse sus prendas parisinas como “los mexicanos del otro lado” que dieron su apoyo al populismo bananero y tropical de Donald Trump.

De antemano, Sophie Fofie, bien merecido y bravo 🤭  por Selena Gómez y las “mexicanas³” que no son puras de nobleza ni de SOL•I•DAR•I•DADES cómo el célebre FOFO MÁRQUEZ, en el rol de Florence Cassez.

³~. The “non-mexican” cast of that French Musical about an imaginary country called “La Chingada” at le Théâtre de Châtelet.

Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shit” crazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.