Dear, Senator McCaskill… Jesús, that motherfucker, was a Communist.

Los hilos de Sasha. The Devil is in the Mephistopheles de Los Zodíaco en Cuernavaca, Botzaris…

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where thee Da Vinci Moon 🌙 has nothing to do with Florence, even though Vinci is, as Toscanini knows, in Toscana and Florence, as the BENDITA agence france presse knows, will forever be tied to G.G. Luna en Nueva York, New York.

Great 🦈 White goes here…
Sirens who know

Afterglow… never mind them daft punks with the Helmet, they drink Mimosas for breakfast.

Know that IT!,
Is an Amazon’s favorite.

Here are the spirits that youse gonna need, Issy, wüėrã…youse gonna need a Hurricane Glass:

🍹

1 oz. (30ml) Spiced Rum 🏴‍☠️
2 oz. (60ml) Blue Curacao 🇨🇼
4 oz. (120ml) Pineapple 🍍 Juice
Splash Ginger 🫚 Beer 🍺
Garnish: Pineapple 🍍 Leaves/Cherry 🍒

‘member now, Claire, Jésus owes mi Five bucks… and that’s the thing about Scripture, it has no PRIME numbers in its para-bolas. It’s the top of The First, and Nicolle Wallace has not even screamed at the Teleprompter to, “delete” its Twitter™️™️™️ account.

¿Alfonsina?… Eye never paid-her them Five bucks that she lent, Mí. Dommage.

 

After Dawn makes her orbit, it’s another edition of our femina section, “Viejas Feas!”, in the meantime, here’s Claire and friends, featuring Katie Phangs and Katty Kay.

Ibid.

Indos VERDES³ — Belleville¹¹

Paris, France_ It’s 1889 and the Universal Exposition is about to go down at the Trocadéro and Champ de Mars. Over in Chapultepec, the Ministry of Public Works of Mexico asked two cats, Peñafiel y Anza¹ to smelt some bronze and cast some Aztecs for the pavilion of Mexico, but Öüï will get to that on the next stop, right now however, our correspondent Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo is at the old dairy farm that is now a pharmacy next to a flower shop at the Place du Mexique en el XVIéme casi esquina con Chaillot.

So, a funny thing happen on the way to The Orient via The Western Union Express, it appears that Colón took a wrong Spring Break in The Bahamas. That lucky nigga!

From the creators of The 🇨🇱 Chicago School comes the story of a little robot that couldn’t. It’s The Chicago Supply Chain ⛓️ Expo. Even the robots can’t keep up with the AMAZON warehouse pace.

 

🤠 Dock that machine a shelf to be stored in for nappin’ on the shift.

Kyle

Blazing Saddles

1973–WB Ranch.

¹~. https ://arqueologiamexicana .mx/mexico-antiguo /quien-representan-los-llamados-indiosverdes

Note to editors: I don’t select the trajectories, it’s not my fault that the two Tlatoani statues didn’t make it on the S.S. Ypiranga to Havre, heck long story hexed, a gang of Guardia Nacional Mexicana loyal to Florence Cassez kidnapped the statues before those two could even make the weigh-in manifest in Tampico, Tamaulipas… problem was that those two where way too ugly for any ‘afrancesado‘ at El Paseo de Reforma (o en La Roma) to care enough to pay for The Zodiacs ransom.

It’s not Saso Porcel anymore… it’s ‘‘Ron’.

Right now, Edison is all giddy about his phonograph but spoiler alert, dat’ fucking tower is going to be the Center of Attention. Anyhow, next stop it’s is Emperadores Mexicas, con dirección France Travail at the old PIAT satellite, en París XXéme.

And in Chicago, Illinois, Louis Pasteur is obliterating AI and automated robots are dropping like scabs on a supply chain gang, which brings us to our segue, last week to they.

Twenty-four — Reefer Madness with Denisa Kerschovas — Part FO’

Being for the benefit of Morning Starr… Baguette bitches! Baguette 🥁. And, GO’ill de Niza, I am not being facetious nor Hyper-diaBolic when Eye Tell Ewe that i practically dwell in a “niggaloo”, but that is only because French ex-president François Hollande and his Barcelonnette crew designed the cardboards.

 

🤸🏻‍♀️  https ://edition .cnn .com /travel /article /travel-warnings-other-countries-us-violence /index .html

“God Bless, the U.S.A.”
Sincerely, Lucifer (a.K.a) “el diablito
…🏀 now get off my fucking YARD.

🤸🏻‍♀️ https ://www .bbc .com /news /worldus /two-texas-cheerleaders-shot-after-one-gets-into-wrong-car

🎶 Oh, Mickey you’re so fine
Youse SoFYNE Ewe BLOW MY MIND,
—Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey.

🤸🏻‍♀️

Ruby Thursday, because Tuesday’s gone… and how about The Rust on that set, —eh? “Pleased to meet, you. Hope youve guess my name.” Eye did warn you about “Drawing the line ».  Here is the arrow ⬆️.

Previously on, —a New Edition… today we find La Kerschovas pissing along with The Tasmanian Devil in Australia on the Trail of the 🇨🇦 Chaffey brothers who after snatching the Fountain ⛲ from the Californios in Kukamonga left to found the settlements of Mildura, and Renmark, Australia… those motherfuckers.

“So it goes… ». God bless The USA.

But first, we switch it over to Niggaloo Reef… er, where a hybrid Eclipse just served as The Great Gig in The Sky, it was really nothing more than them Venn Diagrams that I have been writing about for the past six or seven years.

Of course, MONEY is also a track on this jam, and on today’s edition of AUSTRALIA IS THE ENEMY, them Aussie’s are doubling-down on their government’s travel advice to The United States, in América.

It used to be, as early as the month of January, just two and a half months ago, that Australian travel advisories to The United States, in América, used to note to their ex-con citizenry that “NRA sponsored Gun Violence” usually left tourists alone, but now those same ex-con government officials in Perth, have updated their warnings to include car rental car-renting tourists on account of the recent spike in murders on driveways and Shopping Center PARKING LOTS.

https ://www .urbandictionary .com /define.php?term = Niggaloo

And, Eye quotes:

Yheeeeea, Bark at The Moon… Um-uh, um-uh, —yeah. Bark at The Moon. Ah-uuuuui!

The Other Side of El Mundo de Le Monde

Pineapple Express News presents: it’s the  4/20 edition 2023, the dawn of the 6th Republic in France.

 

Synopsis : Charly Brigante walks into the Pôle-Emploi, at the C.V. island Saso Porcel is looking for ‘chamba’ sin ganas de encontrarla, Benny Blanco is waiting in cue and Florence Cassez is wondering if her Pôle-Emploi royalties are going to transfer to the new France-Travail.

🍍

https ://www .lexpress .fr /economie /emploi/droit-travail /france-travail-qui-remplace-pole-emploi-quest-ce-qui-va-changer

Henri-Laine Wilson part tú — Duro A La Baila (1992) Mercury Records 🇲🇽

¡Gloria dioS a’llahs Alturas!!!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /musique-matin /la-matinale-avec-la-mezzo-soprano-joyce-didonato -7221139

Fuck the “mezzo-Soprano” and her “Au Pied de Cochon” mafia at LA Maison de l’Amérique latine, IT!, motherfuckers, AIN’T OVER UNTIL PHAT BASTERD’ SINGS!

BREAKING:

Casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y Guanaceví… no such thing as a town named COYAME.

Hilo, Hawaii_ 22 de febrero… Cosmic Impacts, S19-EP 6, COSMIC IMPACTS (en San José de Las Panochas).

🪶 1746: en la provincia de SonoraSinaloa, los apaches saquean la hacienda de Tehuachi, perteneciente al gobernador 🇪🇸 Agustín de Vildósola.

URBANUS Primero, en Musique matinée was defrocked by GRABIELA³ Olivera de Guaymas.

1822: Se instala en Arizpe, Sonora, la Diputación Provincial de Sonora y Sinaloa.

The Earth is round”, says the Tortilla de Israel.

³~. GRAbiela es el nombre que más odio en una dama.


Florence Cassez smells like 💩 & 💐

All hail la Sacré Vache: O’va Lie-Oval Aï 🐂

Saint-Jean-de-Luz (Pyrénnés-Atlantiques)_ 🔪 “A Spanish lesson was in the course, L’impératrice suggests on Radio Musique de La Franche, to… and Eye quotes, “cherchez la femme », Pap N-di-Aye is at the scene, Pap N-di-Aye commands to … and Eye quotes, “round up the usual suspects ».

One thing is for certain, ³GRABIELA Olivera de Guaymas, “la barca d’Oro” se torna en una Cruz de Olvido cuando no se factura… but alas² one has to be como el “ganado” Cara Blanca de Limousine in Order to make that facture… unless you work “in the BLACK”, because if you work in the BLACK, then the comité olímpico can expedite your little pink faggety card-de-sejour. That, and one also gets un pantalón de 30 pesos.

Breaking the news: La délice du Ministère est déshabillé

In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎

But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:

Write me a postcard – drop me a line …

Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.

And then you can do what French people do.

Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…

 

And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.

With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.

Answer:

It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).

∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.

Any how…

🍷

_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…

∧ if ∧ only if 

You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.

∨… 

lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.

³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.

And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?

Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes

🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.

∴ ; for the record:

It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.

∧ here is “Y”.

Last Week To They — Full-circle on the Andalusians at rfpp . net

De las lunas, las de octubre.

And Zeppelin, my dear Comte Pâris, goes here:

— 1916: en La Franche ―over the stage at The Globe, German Zeppelins bomb the shit out of Paris.

https ://today-in-wwi .tumblr .com /post /138319852493 /zeppelin-raid-on-paris-injures-30-kills-24

 

Hola guapa… I have news for your battle strategy, for starters, I come from a land where sadly, las lechuzas are censored like the fans of the Velsho Banned Book Club, it’s trou. North of the Zacatecas region, las lechuzas are worth less than a chilango, and Eye is not going to repeat what Öüï already relayed without caviardage, I must add, what happens to chilangos cuando pasan por la patria. So, with that in mind, today’s strategy will be to turn your Chouette into a blackbird, ready? Seth—G’eau!

— 1845 – “The Raven” is published in The Evening Mirror in New York, the first publication with the name of the author, Edgar Allan Poe.

Lorem ipsum seremus sumeres music merol…

COTEJADO

En fin, let Mí drink my breakfast and I’ll get back to Anda Lucía, love Tú Times en version flamenca con un Duende al’Ao 🦉🪶… in the meantime have some CROW with your Blackbird, love fool:

— 1595: London, Leonardo DiCaprio and a Claire Danes are selected by Shakes Pirito to play the roles of Romeo y Julieta, Leonardo of course plays Julieta.

Répétition, répétition, and of course, répétition, — 🇪🇸Motherfuckers!

Y para cerrar, los invitados de hoy no llegaron [domingo 29 de enero], al parecer a FRANCIA, como la invitada de la semana pasada a la cabina de Botzaris, gracias a una boda, o quinceañera o algo así.

Lo cierto PENNY LEY en Futuro Media, es de que no todos los inmigrantes chilenos, de Chile, salieron de su país, por culpa de Pinochet; por mucho que Juanito Guanavacoa los empuje a decir que sí [domingo 22 de enero]. And it’s all right. Boda or not.

Entonces, ni modo de pintar el mismo cuadro, ya no se puede. El compromiso de Juanito Guanabacoa con el fotógrafo del ’68 en la sala de invitados, o algo así; ya no es igual, y no lo llamen “JUAN”, es Juanito y es puro teatro. And here is why:

not only did Juanito shifted his PsyNoptic analysis from Israel Vallarta and other assorted CERESinos³ in Mexico to some fucking piano bar at Metro Stop LEMOINE.

³~. Mexican jailbirds.

No! Not only did Juanito got his cake, he also picked up the pace that Osler Amaro, his old captain, dropped, now Juanito is analysing ‘El Azar‘ de Castillo en El Perú.

2020COVID-19 pandemic: The Trump administration establishes the White House Coronavirus Task Force under Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar.

In the meantime, NOTHING! Nothing about the Genaro García Luna trial or its implications to that so-called “Mexique-Ranch” that Juanito so much denounced before he got … cut-off of his ‘lado del Sur’. But isn’t that the way this things go? You play the guitar on the rfpp and you jam at gigs for pago-en-especie.

Arrose les fleurs una vez por semana.

Anyhow mister ‘RG’ this concludes my coverage of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, now I am going to occupy myself on watering plants or agriculture, or something like that, como mi tocayo Lenin².

 

²~. Salgado.

Athena, is that an arm youse missing, or are you just happy to see my Battle plan?

And, Katie Thang, i missed your show today but I liked that green dress that you wore on set.

The Birth of TALKIE, and of course, The Kid

And, Reverend Al… Do Catho Tubes count as spiritual gospel, or as revival gumbo‽

 

[This Space For Rent]

And, Reverend Al, the Selenites at Tranquility Base Hôtel & Casino wish to express without the explicit consent of DOMINO records, or Major League Baseball, that Öüï literally could not make this shit up.

1858 In Mexico, BENITO JUÁREZ becomes president and a National They of Mourning follows para 🇫🇷 La Legión Extranjera de Botzaris ⚜️, casí esquina con 🇲🇽 Hidalgo al cruzar 🇻🇪 Bolívar.

 

Mientras tanto en El Perú, en El Perú es la hora de la historia de un indio “no permitido” en comfort on the Eve of the new lunar year of The Rabbit 🐇 2023:

1858: en México, Ignacio Comonfort, luego de disolver el Congreso y desconocer la Constitución, abandona la presidencia y sale de la Ciudad de México rumbo al exilio hacia Estados Unidos.

En la cabina de Osler Amaro en rfpp, “los cuatro suyos” de Lourdes Guanca reclaman encarcelar a Juan Lázaro de rfpp . net por haber coordinado con Juanito Guanabacoa el apaño³ de Flechas en Botzaris 🪶… en retroceso, hoy sábado 21 de enero, Osler y su pandilla se están dando cuenta de la problemática minera que nos une (hijo de la Pachamama…), te lo dice un hijo de la chingada que ha estado tratando de decírtelo desde el 2011, pero así como se queja Lulú Guanca (tu invitada de hoy) que de “terruca” no la bajan, así han hecho con tu servidor… o sea el que aquí mal escribe, no los programas de computadora en ejecución que atienden las peticiones de otros programas, como por ejemplo, “as a client I ask your Server at rfpp . net for a link, or a SENDERO to ‘a reproducción’ of today’s show with Lulú.

– Response from the Server 🖥️ at La Emisión Américas en el 106.3 fm de la Place-des-Fêtes:

Request Timed Out

Synopsis del Show de Osler Amaro 21de enero del año en curso (Hoy se va Tigre 🐅 sigue Conejo en LUNA, which for tonight happens to be on a Chivo called Capricornio.) Any how…

Hoy No Hubo Jazz

Y por si Juanito Guanabacoa no lo recuerda, no dudes Osler Amaro en revisar, el triste episodio de Alicia Leos y los “43 de Ayotzinapa” en la Maire del XXème durante El Año de John Mill Ackermann y su familia en Francia… o sea, la familia del Jefe de Tesinas en la llamada, “máxima casa de estudios” en Chilangolandia, casí caída del METRO 🚇 Satélite, en La CDMX, no su familia suya, don Osler.

You, there with the feather in your FRENTE, you sir, Ewe make poop smell like Florence, —en Lille, France. —_– Tú The Moon, Alicia. Tú The Moon.

³~. Confiscación de las “armas” tradicionales de los pueblos originarios… EN INTROSPECCIÓN, don Osler y Rojas, si así como con las “armas largas” de los indios “bravos” de las manifestaciones capitalinas, las autoridades en Lima, utilizarán su IMAGINACIÓN para confiscar de los galeones en el fondo del Atlántico, esos tesoros que según dice La Corona de España, les pertenece (a la corona) y no a los pueblos originales, ni mucho menos, —al pueblo de El Perú.

Osler Amaro 🇵🇪 has left the bâtiment 🏰

Neta que no tienen madre… TRANSPORTE PÚBLICO de PARÍS re nombra estación de metro ARGENTINA a « INSECURE FROGS », Carlos Gardel (Uruguayo de nacimiento) is not amused. 

El Caminito ⚽⚽⚽

 

First the Very French (VF) at SciencesPo fired the lovely TANGO dance instructor and now the VICHY FRENCH are wiping out an entire stretch of land in South America; this is not funny and As A Matter of Fact Madame Hidalgo, WHERE? EYE ASKs WHERE exactly are the fleeing nazies supposed to run to? Brasil??? You French Peoples, Eye swears!

https ://old .reddit .com /r/paris /comments /zov3om /la_station_argentine_renomm%C3%A9e_france_pour_la/ WC

La RiSA en Vacaciones… let’s not act like THE CASSEZ AFFAIRE was not foreshadowing the notorious quid pro quo that should Impeach and/or replace “gaslighting” as the gerund of the year, indeed. And here on the cutline below is Y³.

Context follows, but let’s not pretend that (nº TEN) Andrés-Pedro Giñaqeau was not a “prisoner” exchange between Andrés-Pedro y Lencha Cassas.

³~. Pronounced as why.

https ://www .theguardian .com /football /2015/jun/18 /marseilleandrepierregignacsignsuanltigresmexico

But seriously, don’t take my word for it, check the date on The Guardian’s timestamp, (2015) the very same year that los “llamados” AMIGOS de JUANITO GUANAVACOA en FRANCIA, got their mulligan with the YEAR of Mexico in France

Victoria in Ultra-violet©️ºpy Left

Issy, Andrés-Pedro Gigñqeau is also a VF but not in the same way as the VERY FRENCH, mister GIGÑAQeau is a “Victim of Florence”.

Word of the Jeer: Canelo Gaslight

⛽🔥

Remesas”… por tercera ocasión consecutiva el Diccionario breve de mexicanismos de don Guido Gómez de Silva, de la Academia Mexicana de la Lengua, selecciona la palabra remesas como la más popular en el Estado de JALISCO… allí en donde se dan los “canelones” cómo El Gran Campeón mexicano 🥊 Saúl Álvarez.

Vamos pues, a coger Tapa[s]tío.

Gaslighting 

Emily in Paris, in 20minutes with Cerf-panthére, and Diego Luna in Return of The Jeudi; Nº [ ] , page [ ].

There’s something about Munera on the 91.7 fm de Paris, 🌬️🎶 It’s probably Mí. In any case and/or Escenario, here’s last WEEK to Tepatitlán:

Remesa en Especie

Hechos hechos antes de echar las Palabras del Año.

{and}

Zodíaco line-up

In Washington, D C., Elise Jordan answered a casting call for the role of “La Barbie”, hilarity ensues when Florence Cassez is the director behind the Flic.

1 de Septiembre, 2022 – Edición vespertina

“No somos iguales.”

Detrás De Los Soberones Cerros del Asalto a Carlos Marín.

 

Los Hijos de Obrador

Ring magazines

 

School’s Out… if you want to.

Continuing with THE CELEBRATIONS OF THE INTERNATIONAL DAY OF FORCED DISAPPEARANCES, in the Mexican state of Sonora, the same where Fernando “El Toro de Navojoa” Valenzuela hails from, a middle-school teacher working part-time at a Mexican “CIRKLE K”, was picked up by members LA GUARDIA NACIONAL in civilian uniform. The middle-school teacher’s whereabouts remain unknown, donc, School’s Out for the They, in a little city in Sonora. Welcome To My Nightmare, GUTFELD!

 

Fast Times At FOX NEWS Montessori HIGH

 

… and with that moan on FOX News, Öüï now returns to, The Problem with Maths is THE ELITIST nature of the Education Tourism Boards where the Tale of The Tape in the Katie Thang vS. Katie Benner bout continues.

Stéphanie Ruhle is at Ringside… and Steph is Showing her guns, Martin Luther Reverend opened The Prayer Session at The Mexican Senate.

In Argentina, not to be outdone by Stephen Baldwin of, “Oswald was a fag” fame, Ruby Tuesday made a cameo on Cristina Fernández, Ted Cruz dad is at Ring Side with Leo DiCaprio and Gutfeld’s 17 year–old sister.

This is what happens when there is no News Rocket Surgery, or something like that, any how, GUTFELD wears a Tanga in Hilo, Hawaii, and plays fetch the ULTIMATE Freesbee™.

[Voice of Jimmy Lennon Jr., is used to introduce Katie Benner, Öüï caught Jimmy Jr., just after his dad tried to Keep A Straight Face after seeing the Moonwalker ®️ dance on the Ring].

 —Inflated out of the RED Corner, Katie Benner brought an NBC facemask and her secret weapon is D’ahhhhhhh CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY…

_ Katie Benner is the long lost illegitimate daughter of a man, —a LEYENDA pound-for-pound really— of a man from PERROS BRAVOS, Nuevo Lyon, México, who went for CIGARROS A HONG KONG… Benner hails from Mexicali B.C., but she doesn’t do TKT’s—ese, Benner the “Beaner” only does TKO’s.