But FO’ist!!! Dr. Jill Biden corrects Mika on the Willie Geist Show, Oh•The Humanity of this profe…
Don’t call her the “Second Lady”, because as a self-proclaimed “Working Girl” she is better known as:
The Vice Wife, in•deed, Cousin Joe, indeed. And you can add D.A.T. to your collaborative history book of historias del barrio, Yeah Buddy!
Entonces pues, for those not yet synched–in with our continuing coverage of “Si el norte fuera el sur”, un tal « Fidel » andaba corriendo con una bolsa por Wall Street, o algo así. So, öüï need you to knot read the following recorte in a Paola Ramos voice… if you are a method actor or, as in the case of Paola, Actor-X, go ahead and swallow a tub full of gummy bears and chase it with a week’s worth of adderall.
Aussi, since öüï is all caught-up with the BARR graphs of the now infamous HoBO Axios “revenge interview” sketched by the Australian media outpost at Lafayette Square, and perpetrated on the smartest president of the United States since ‘like Yorch Washington’ —verdad— Mika Brzezinski can now Ketch–up with… The Rest of The Story.
And, Willie Geist, please be advised that the Swan outside of Cousin Joe’s Nantucket hideout is “A–Ok”, in other words, The Swan Remains The Same, öüï repeats, The Swan Remains The Same; we [the staff] told y’all that it was a 1500 (plus) page investigation into Colombia, per the stringiest benchmarks of current events, we remind you, atento non-reader, that we don’t select the juxtapositions designed by le Directeur de la Création au Monde, we just turn’em.
And oh–by–the Wey, hoy no hubo jazz because it’s night three of the Zoom(ed) In(out) Democratic Convention in Mitt Romney’s home state, where even DeAngelo Moroni is getting ready to welcome Mike Pence’s next worst nightmare (after upsetting “mother”) at an Outback steakhouse, heck, after the debate is over Eye is betting the house (of Nicolle Wallace—of course) that the current Vice is gonna turn into a Vegan, even if, “mother” gets upset.
NOW! Before Nicolle Wallace gets into her 7000 Questions Club, öüï are going to switch, IT, over to Page Two… Yeah Buddy!