Category Archives: Countdown

Archivo del conteo regresivo a un día en el mes de marzo. T “menos” equis número es una secuencia que cuenta al revés. Y por eso cada día, a la media noche, la “T” pierde 24 horas. La cuenta comienza con 80 días, mañana pues, restarán 79 días de luz para llegar al día cero y saber si mi tarjeta de legalidad (migratoria) en Francia recibirá un sello de renovación.

Las comparaciones puntuales de este espacio apuntan el rumbo, los contratiempos, las maniobras y los demás accidentes que van de la mano con una comedia de enredos, con el ejercicio de la libertad de expresión, y con la práctica del periodismo—de-a-pie.

On Deadline from Paris : People = Shit

It’s Book tours and Bullshit.

More is less or Litros de a’Litro, look it up at PEMEX, the most corrupt auctioneer on earth… of non-existent REMITTANCES for huachicol.

https ://fr. wikipedia .org /wiki /Huachicol

People are people, and people are shit. See you when you die, for heaven’s sake, put a torch on that blowback.

✍🏽 Leave WES ANDERSON alone, Ari Melber… It’s my love letter from the McDo next to the first movie theater in the Wide World of Sports, —in Paris, knot Texas.

Echos of the Man With The White Stetson Hat… Eye heard It! Was Ewe. Talking about a “terrorist’s code”. Je dit Oui, monsieur. Öüï.

Only A Foo’ would wear that 🤍

Counter-clock-wise ☯️ Beginning at 4h

History and Religion are in a bar, hilarity ensues when Semantics introduces Transliteration to them tú.

Buenas tardes, tonight’s présentation is brought to you by “Drink Coffee~Cola”, Léopold II, and the good Hebrews at The Jerusalem Post.

High Imperialism, the road to Absolutism. Take A Trip with Good🪇Year OXXO and enjoy a Michelin meal after burning rubber on the court.

The Jerusalem Post, brought to you by The Third Reich and The United Nations in SAREJEVO.

Musical guest Atomic Bomb and The William Onyeabor Soviet Syntetizer. Expérience… MORE COWBELL.

Anyway, Rachel Maddow, when was the last time that you read 8 OBITUARIES on a Sunday morning in “The land of the free—The greatest nation in the World—The exceptional!!!”. How about that,? Heck Rachel, little ol’Eye can fit Joe Scarborough’s GOP America in one Mexican entity called Querétaro where  miscarriage is “”automatic HOMICIDE” and if the father was a rapist the humanoid with the vagina on her is liable for her rapist’s PAIN AND SUFFERING.

Anyhow, Avi Velshi, this is your 2016 “deplorable” that wished he could have enjoyed just a little taste of those “Cheeseburgers in paradise” fundraiser from Hillary Clinton, but the 50-over-50 (cunts) only wanted the Vanity Fair “polite society” on the scene. So there you go. Say hello to George Clooney.

³~. With All Dude Respect

And Jen Saki… Pete Buttigieg’s mom (WADR³) is a gift for Notre Dame de Paris. I tell you what Tsaki, if RED was the color of a CLAPPERLESS cowbell, Saturday Night would be a better place on the streams..

They too… All Modern Troubles can be traced back to Ronald Reagan

Dear, media millionaire, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third:

Ron Contra-Revolucionario 80’s-proof Venezuelan spirit.

All nightmares including, but not limited to, Ernesto 🌬️🌀☔, and off course, El Mayo ❄️, can be traced to the high-class, two-bit, b-rate cowboy Ronald Reagan.

Reagan’s Amnesty Program was a get out-of jail card for his crimes in Central America and in Oakland, California ✊🏾, period!

Por ese “sendero”, Ana Cabrona … Cabrera Reports, it was necessary back in 1989 to secure de White House for Prescott Bush’s son. It’s not ironic at all that the so-called “gipper” echos on both sides of the political ticket to, “win this one for « the coach ».

In Chicagó, Nicole Wallace just shrinked an imaginary mushroom-looking Nintendo™️ avatar, and Claire McCaskill don’t care. Beep-beep and beep-y, —yeah.

Over at the BBC booth, Katty Kay is sporting a sad frown on her mug, Öüï does Knot know whY, but it’s probably Mí. It’s like Eye told Mika earlier in the programming, Eye was “[T]hinkin’ that i might have drove Ewe too far.

The kids table… innocent sacrifice

The sacrifice: OCEANIA

Welcome stranger. Did you enjoy the boat ride. I hope that Charon was not too grumpy and XOLOTL wasn’t just barking about missfortune.

🥊

Lionel Fatu Elika did not miss the opening ceremony, he was sitting next to Muhammad Ali at Mount Olympus, enjoying La Cène and Gojira on at La Seine.

Easy like Sunday morning.

Across The Pacific, via The Cape and Indian Route to Los Angeles, California, it’s 100 Theys before Donald Trump proves James Carville right and Simone Sanders looses her head.

Nothing really matters — Bohemian Catechism

🎹 LECHE CON PAN … (Allegro con brio) for Élise Jordania:  It’s all in the Hair Sample… They’re Grrrrreat!. Just Add LEAD!

Piña Colada reports.

Öüï interrupts “As The World Turns” to bring you Mika’s Coffee, as the world literally, knot figuratively, turns on Ewe, Jerry Seinfeld… no soup from Bon Jovi Kitchen for Ewe!

And now a word from Starbucks ☕…

Koffee Notopolus recommends, IT!… are you tasting the re-heated coffee in your double-pretentious-latte? Don’t despair, just add a dash of heavy metal and garnish the rim of your mug like a Margarita with lead instead of salt, because salt, salt is for the Earth.

And, Katty Kay… how about that “declining monarchy” at Ed Luce’s publishing house; heck! Eye reckon that Dr. Brzezinski would agree with his favorite nemesis, and bow tie wearing Foo’s, the one and only, Dr. Jalife-Rahme.

Bohemian Cathechism… nothing really matters, because that’s RIGHT, Ewes Not from Texas, but Bowie³ will cut you anyway.

³~. James, not David. Bowie the slave trader 💩 not Bowie the Starman 👨🏿‍🎤, period!

The Road Warrior stuck in Apocalypto‘s ruins follows.

Previously on “La Hora Nacional” : 3 Body Problem³

³~. 🪗 Ojalá Que Te Mueras…

Previously on La Hora Nacional… métasela pues, Stephanie Menou, por su bendita maison des métal[l]os allí mero por sus Trois Couronnes en el 11eme… casi esquina con Saint-Maur y la maison De Obeso 2013 en FranceINC.

🎶 It’s Delovely in Kent’s beat.

Ladies in Gemini, on our previous entry Öüï asked the very same question³ that Sheriff Bart asked the Ku Klux Klan when The City of Rockridge was about to be wiped out from a Warner Bros. Hollywood set 📐.

³~. “Where’ all the white heifers at? ».

Now then, with this being the Year of the WOULD Dragon on a Leap-year graced with a swinging Devil Comet and a Mazatlán eclipse on a Tequila Sunrise orbit, our friend from “el castillo” de Kukulkán opened the doors to “another dimension, a dimension not only of sights and sounds but of mind; a journey onto a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination, next stop… », The Hotel California, at l’Opera de Bastille Day 2015.

Fatman below-the-line, Little Boy on top of my huevos

I swear, Robert Downey Jr., I will never forget how you blacklisted Camilla Nygaard from your White Sands Imax® experience.

Now we will never have Hope, thank’s Obama!

 

And starring as Camille Nygaard, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, double-spokesperson for Election 2024.  Oh, the audacity, Hope. I blame, Barack Hussein Obama, he’s the Executive that gave Joe Biden a second wind(age) in Kentucky.

And isn’t it just like Americans… always on time-Delay days… first The U.K., then La France, —what’s next, San Francisco?

And, Walter, please be advised that for all intents and neutrinos, Elon Musk would have built Los Alamos for the Nazi cause, not for George Soros.

WAR and a 64 Impala.
It’s a Low 🕶️ Rider.

…

Issy, The Cisco Kid was a Friend of Major T. J. “King” Kong 🪘 … more cowbell, Lt. Lord Lothar “Zogg” Vader, mo’CowBelle. And, Susana PubEda, you knows moo-vies, and you know that that there Thing that Slim Pickens was ridin’ on Kubrick’s atom ⚛️💣 bomb 🚀 moo-vie was a Low Rider… Issy, those things hanging on the rear-view mirror are fuzzy 🎲, —dice La Güera Brzezinski.

And if you can see the music, that’s a big bonus, because if there is a Catch-22 ☄️ We’ll 🎶 meet again, don’t know when, don’t know where but —and this I proºmiseº y’all— it will be by the side of the road.

…

Pg. 46-55: Les veines ouverts de Sofia Vergara’s “devotion bag”

But FO’ist!!! Dr. Jill Biden corrects Mika on the Willie Geist Show, Oh•The Humanity of this profe…

Perpetual Oyster Series

Well… you’ve heard about the officially certified superlative chronometers, —it’s knot one of those ⏱ EB6BA300-D214-462D-89C6-BCCE2737E232 🧭 ¡Señora¡ We are taking perpetual oyster quality here, Yeah Buddy! We’re talking spiral Seconds hand in what the very Swiss call “verte”. After the break, it’s page 2 and 3 of this week’s re-hash of M magazine, n°465.

Don’t call her the “Second Lady”, because as a self-proclaimed “Working Girl” she is better known as:

The Vice Wife, in•deed, Cousin Joe, indeed. And you can add D.A.T. to your collaborative history book of historias del barrio, Yeah Buddy!

Entonces pues, for those not yet synched–in with our continuing coverage of “Si el norte fuera el sur”, un tal « Fidel » andaba corriendo con una bolsa por Wall Street, o algo así. So, öüï need you to knot read the following recorte in a Paola Ramos voice… if you are a method actor or, as in the case of Paola, Actor-X, go ahead and swallow a tub full of gummy bears and chase it with a week’s worth of adderall.

Job opportunities click on the Hasterisk .:.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, the agro food packaging and animal buy products industry is hiring. Job opportunities, just click on the Hasterisk .:. D04528CF-20C2-462D-B6F6-239B10698DFC *️⃣ Craiglist job bank.

Aussi, since öüï is all caught-up with the BARR graphs of the now infamous HoBO Axios “revenge interview” sketched by the Australian media outpost at Lafayette Square, and perpetrated on the smartest president of the United States since ‘like Yorch Washington’ —verdad— Mika Brzezinski can now Ketch–up with… The Rest of The Story.

And, Willie Geist, please be advised that the Swan outside of Cousin Joe’s Nantucket hideout is “A–Ok”, in other words, The Swan Remains The Same, öüï repeats, The Swan Remains The Same; we [the staff] told y’all that it was a 1500 (plus) page investigation into Colombia, per the stringiest benchmarks of current events, we remind you, atento non-reader, that we don’t select the juxtapositions designed by le Directeur de la Création au Monde, we just turn’em.

What are the odds

What are the odds, Cousin Joe! .:. LET MÍ, roll it to ya’.

And oh–by–the Wey, hoy no hubo jazz because it’s night three of the Zoom(ed) In(out) Democratic Convention in Mitt Romney’s home state, where even DeAngelo Moroni is getting ready to welcome Mike Pence’s next worst nightmare (after upsetting “mother”) at an Outback steakhouse, heck, after the debate is over Eye is betting the house (of Nicolle Wallace—of course) that the current Vice is gonna turn into a Vegan, even if, “mother” gets upset.

NOW! Before Nicolle Wallace gets into her 7000 Questions Club, öüï are going to switch, IT, over to Page Two… Yeah Buddy!

This Bud's for Ewe

In memory of the original Generation X Canine… puro Colmillo .:. 4B2A4CF6-456C-4335-915B-272BD43C2635 .:. This Bud’s for Ewe, Socks… you fucking pussy.

1 de diciembre 2019 — Central NATO Time

Issy, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] never thought that we’d make it this F.A.R.

SIRENE review 1971 B.L.B.

1971 Before [our] Lorde Brian*, in Monty Python’s Era.

Miss November, Danielle de Varbe passes “la pecera” to Karen Christy, Miss December. Miss Christy’s lovely tail closes out our monthly SIRENE review for the year of 1971 BLB*

Club Wakanda

Club Wakanda.:.1501F9D3-9B13-4E61-95A6-9F81D39699CE •_¥_• Femme et Chef Sioux • Indiens des Plains, and of course Cecilie Strong in the role of Catherine Deneuve… can you hear her now? In the background, the roots of them Spaghetti Westerns.

Anuncio:
Hey, Negrita!
Did you know that it was
the very French "biscottieri",
who went ahead and invented:
WAKANDA.
in 52 cards, no less.

Still to come in the programming:

El Suicidio de la OTAN starring:

Los ejes de mi carreta

Los ejes de mi carreta.:.F966F081-A5BA-48D3-8B83-B3A77DD0B42E •|• Entre horizontalidades y verticalidades, esto es pura diagonalidad pura, a lo mejor dirían “Los Super Machos” de Rius.

Zbigniew Brzezinski in the role of Alfredo Jalife-Rahme, musical guest Carla Bruni.

Los ejes de doña Vilma y las fuentes de “los super machos”:

https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rius_(écrivain)

Hey, Purple Pundit — what a let down on them Indiana boys

Inter•mission is over…
with
Groomed white heads
on the FREE
Bill Maher Show

The groomed white hair

“Groomed white onion hair motherfuckers are Close to fascists!”, Bernardino Arenas, dix it.:.58A34299-9F17-410F-9179-ADF607DC5D92 •|• EAT THIS, Mr. God, up on the 700 Cult; this fellow thinks and swears that his 100,000 followers will protest after the 2020 General Election in Putin’s United States, if Trump loses the race and, if the fascist–in–Chief refuses to step down from Office. You know, just like “Moscow Mitch” wouldn’t vote–in the groping Supreme Justice “six-pack Bret” on an Election year.

Americans, like the French are Stupid, fucking onion whig motherfuckers, let Mí explain:

T– minus 5️⃣ ; including Zero.

For the record, don Santiago

For the record, don Santiago Concha tu madre, there’s a Chile on that VoBo, said Bob Evans “A–List” stud buddy Aphrodisiac. Only on THE SILENT MAJORITY network.

R. Ewe ready? Who gives a fuck, gotta catch some zzz”s, Eye is only human, you fag.

Thank you, Beto, now fix El Paso... besos

For the record, Chuck Todd:

“POWER, [according to Nixon’s note taker]
is the Ultimate Aphrodisiac.”

Florida guy...

Florida guy hires green elements to deliver the knew News.

fuck FLORIDA, and fuck you… Love your show (though).