Category Archives: En primera plana

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And starring as Ronald Reagan : dumber

Mr. Dumb, melt down this ICED 👅

Fuck you Joe Scarborough and Nancy Reagan, —aussi.

As a citizen of Fort Knox:

Yoko Ono is still honeymooning down by the Seine

 

Bjork is OK with this post, and if she is not well… she’s a Sugarcube and she can try to bring back Goldie in Nigel Farage’s land.

Au Royaume-Uni, Nigel Farage réélu député sans surprise dans cette élection absurde : 🗑face

 

Ladies in Gemini : El TACOnTENTO

Bodily fluids

It’s knot one taco, and not tú TACO, but Three Tacos in The Gulf of Hormuz³, mention the code “Pete Hegseth” and get a conmemorative bottle of Tehran Treaty Testosterone Capsules.

³~. (soon to be renamed ‘el golfo d’Iran’ in honor of the gulf of america)

Nothing You Can’t SEA that Nolan didn’t show… love and a bunch of money is ‘olEwe needs.

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Kentucky windage 🎯

Turks are turking on the MoreJoShow — Let’s Play Hardball

Abolish Thanksgiving in Ankara, and in Washington, a horse is a horse of course and the press is depressed surprise, surprise.

 

I hate to say, IT!… but that is one CROWLEY on a FULL MOON cover-up of THE SUN, in Spain no less.

GOLD! Eye tells Ewe.

 

… and Katty Kay, why are rednecks so afraid of “socialism” when thier choice for president is the full-fledged, or established authoritarian, if youse a WALL STREET COMMUNIST. Must be the seasoning on that there turkey-in-chief.

Any 🦉 hoot, Alicia Menendez, where was i ?

El otro Lyon

El otro Lyon as viewed from El Sena.

Ah, yes! El Norte se convirtió en El Sur, y como dice el actual suegro de Aquaman, “Fidel is running stocks in Wall Street and El Che is grillin’ burgers al estilo double meet”.

Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip

Viva Las Vegas

 

Up next on “Brand Down”, Donnie Deutsch pitches Israeli exceptionalism and defends the right for Netanyahu to exist… which is to say, someone needs to reign in Bibi Holocausto before someone gives Bibi a residency in Vegas³, but yes Donnie, we are all gonna miss Big Pussy.

³~. Miriam Adelson

Musical guest : Lalo Mora in the role of Spider Man singing “Telaraña por telaraña” y el tango favorito de todos los grillos, “Che Araña”.

The Spaghetti Incident, now with Explosive jalapeños with every family-size popcorn.

 

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026 /aug /04 /chipotle-jalapenos-salmonella-investigation 

Se Me Chipotleo… pero fue sin querer queriendo

Chipotle 🌶 Inc., just another victim of ‘the’ Kennedy Curse.

Was there, met the Maga voters, and she even snatched the ugly long-shirt

… what, it’s way too early to juxtapose Casablanca on the Potomac? Don’t worry about it, think of it as the perfect opportunity for a matinee at the Moo-vies where thanks to the innovative technology of SIMPLICITY and La Mala Fama de “Don Ramón”, Öüï is able to bring Ewe ‘ol the latest film from TIN TAN where our greatest PACHUCO takes on the role of the highly respected Mohammado VI, king of SAHARALANDIA.

 

I’m telling Ewe ‘ol that Öüï don’t selects the coordinating tones, Eye just goes to the source. So nevermind Tan-Tan road, Tin-Tan, because here comes POLISARIO, but everyone at the weekend just call that FRONT, Seth.

Don’t Belive The Hype

https ://truthsocial .com /@realDonaldTrump /posts /thank-you-to-highly-respected- mohammado-vi -the-king-of-morocco— such-a-great-honor-i-look-forward-to-traveling-the-entire-length-of-this-great-highway-someday-president-donald-j-trump

 

… and starring as “the highly respected Mohammado VI“, the king of Saharalandia, the one and only Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés y Castillo, even Cantinflas envied Tin Tan and that motherfucker [Mario Moreno “Cantinflas”] traveled the WORLD in 80-DAYS with Jules Verne.

Thanx, Obuma! With Jackie Alimony

Where were we? Ah yes! Los Californios y Los Pachucos, yes. But first Jacqueline Alimony, it’s Pot for Punks and other assorted pipe dreams. Join to THEY and get a free L.A. TACO when Ewe connects.

Fake Truth Trump gives his kingdome for a whore.

… also, memo to Torres : deer Sir, as quite possibly the first Made-in-France refugee from Sn. Brdo via El Chuco and, El Bolsón de Mapimí, i must say that Öüï is impressed by the catchy names of your staff, “Izzy” and “Lexis”. Eye is notwithstanding, most impressed with Dr. Sarah Stein Lubrano on account that if i learned anything during the first half of a six-year visa to France (2011~2014) it was that political protests really amount to jack-diddly-squat, especially when it comes to Mexicans, not necessarily “Chicanos” or any other “hispanic” monolith on the pundit-sphere (punto y coma) that is “thing one” to quote the “ALL IN” dude on the MSnow beat.

https ://lataco .com /do-protests-actually-work

« Thing tú », to quote Mí, is the fact that Dr. Stein Lubrano hails from Oxford, where she probably learnt only theology and the classics, the two most useless studies known to LA ACADEMIA, so Öüï’s been told… if only Dr. Stein Lubrano had gone to Cambridge, where local rosbifs relay that that is where the Brits learned about maths, but only after King Henry II (1167) prohibited English students from sowing their wild oats at the University of Paris, any hoot, don’t get me started with Edinburgh because it gets “Elementary” after that my dear Watson.

All The News That Fit… only on The N.Y.C. Enchilada

https ://www .independent .co .uk /world /americas /us-politics /fauci-diary-obama-trump-idiot -and- don-jr-a-f******-moron

Did you catch the path on that diary there? If not, here’s how it should be interpreted, when it comes to US-POLITICS, the relative PATH that browsers on the interwebs from around the WORLD must first take following the FORWARD SLASH after the top-level DOMAIN or geographical identifier (UK) is WORLD, followed by “americas” and then, comes the US-politics, which is what this particular post is about.

https ://www .the-independent .com /news /world /americas /federal-agents-racial-profiling-latino-stops

In Washington, every-mother fucker-must get stoned, meet Mí at the Reflecting Pool and bring your best Judge Pirro look. Never and Eye means never, has there been a need more than now to take a piss on that fucking streched pond.

Los más arreglados del cabús de Chloé en Nice

There is a difference between “wrestling” and 《 wrasslin 》así como también existe otro tono entre aquellos que andan bien ‘pachecos’ (o aquellas sirenas 🧜‍♀️) que andan bien arregladas.

Mon gaule, ta Gaule !!! Let’s go Dutch on lunch.

 

As the good people of Ithaca know, “wrestling” is a martial art, a combat sport, entertainment for the masses when promoters bring in the elements inside of the ropes of ‘el pancracio’ ; “wrasslin” on the other ‘cuadrilatero’ is a form of LUCHA LIBRE developed by promoters for the working VOLK in the Southern comfort 🥃 regions of them United States in América.

NOW Catch this:

Deer, Chloé, Eye sees your Steam roller and Öüï raise Ewe the little engine that could.

ALL ABOARD ! The A RER

Estimado, JOAQUÍN CASTRO, we the people of Them United States in América demand to know who are those investors who are commidifying 2 month-olds at a trailer-park prison in TEXAS. You give us their yacht insignia and registration and Eye will sink’Em down to a Dutch Dam where their heads turn into golf balls in Alsace, France…

When Austin rhymes with Auschwitz… stay tuned for context.

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