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The Final Solution$, and other assorted essays

Of yardbirds, park people and, after all is said and done, “we’ll bury ’em in the mix³”.

I don't know why, cain't git' enough of your congas baby.

… and other assorted Nazis : I don’t know why girl—Eye don’t know Y, i cain’t git’ enough of your congas baby.

 

Eye can’t get enough of your love.

Any 🦉 hoot someone at fip anda o, ‘bien pacheco’ o, bien anastasiado! Truth be told, Eye does not select the catalogue of events but Öüí can certainly get bien arreglados with Chalino Sánchez en el ⛴ batobus ; and reina 🧜‍♀️, if Ewe knows who Cornelio is, then you know Puteaux.

Take my sushi, please!

 

Leave it to the evil conglomerate at La Maison de La Radio (al cuadrado) to try to erase FICTION by changing the name of the disk jocks at fip from the historically accurate “siren” to the conveniently appropriate “fippette”, well, in honor of the trilateral commission, the CFR, and off~course the BOHEMIAN 🦉 GROOVE golf ⛳ course in Monte Rio, California, here it is : Today Is Your Birthday and as a gift the Very French got you something straight out of Dodgeball and BASEketball called “footgolf”… Eye swears that Öüï is knot, is KNOT making MAINE up.

It’s a Dutch import from the nether-regions of the dam.

Raw doggin’ viejas locas sin Money, Power, Politics and, —Anesthesia³

³~. … and off-course, la Mona Lisa.

Tortas Hawaiianas Feas y semitas también.

 

BREAKING IN PARIS : Susana, Stéphanie, and Bibring andan de “congés” doing the Conga,  deputies should be on the lookout for VIEJAS locas followed by FEAS who may or may not be under the influence of Anesthesia (that crazy bitch).

Viejas Hawaiianas Feas 🍹

 

Anesthesia, for the ‘un-initiated’, is the alias of Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenback, and that is all that Eye is going to say.

 

… if Ewe knows the lyrics, now here comes oblivion.

Dear World, we the people of Them United States in América have a disabled president

… and Cousin Joe, in the spirit of filipino pullitzers ball-busting, or vice-versa, Öüï’s talking about FReedom, nigga! Never mind Fontella Bass baby,  because Eye gots the sources.

… any 🦉 hoot Rev. Al, let Mí hovel the Kay with a diplomatic strike, but who are we kidding there are more pressing issues to follow such as the Cracker Barrel “never ending copy/pasta” at Geno’s Bar & Grill next to Meloni’s secret garden where the American Ambassador is driving the Venetian crazy with his bottomless rolls.

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Le méga-yacht de l’ambassadeur américain en Italie amarré dans le centre de Venise, les habitants manifestent… that’s Italian for watcha’ gonna dew about it?

Broke-ass warmonger and a Big Beautiful Bill

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/07/18 /europe /protests-venice-italy-us-envoy-yacht-intl

Ibid. “I will watch any World Cup³” where Achilles is mistaken for Odysseus

Sorry mister Trump… that trophy belongs to España (Europa 🌍) not The U.S. (América 🌎). It looks better in señor Pedro Sánchez’ care.

 

³~. … and MANOLETE is there to handle LA ESTOCADA, olé!

Musical Guest: thginKgoD τρία 

En la Madrid, Odiseo, Manolete is in the house.

 

Scar Tissue valenciana π = red hot

Ten, toma chocolate.
y yada, yada, yada… add infinitum.

 

pa’Ella 🇦🇷

https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/07/19 /de-1-al-10-by-mabm/

… en fin María Antonia, las patatas bravas por eso son buenas, but Eye’ve never been to Spain, so Öüï would not know.

Goooooooo, Spain.

… because fuck Milei, and Eye too wants to see Sanchez looking better than Trump. Also, the ICE detention centers are a mirror to the clandestine detention center at the so-called Higher School of Mechanics of the Navy in Buenos Aires 1978.

 

The most famous clandestine detention center of the Process was at the Escuela Superior de Mecánica de la Armada (ESMA). Located in the officers’ casino of that institution of the Argentine Navy, in the northern area of the City of Buenos Aires (Núñez), on Avenida del Libertador at 8200 (34°32′18″S 58°27′49″W), approximately two blocks from the1978 World Cup Stadium; it operated from March 1976 to November 1983.

Shameless copy/paste of The World Cup comes courtesy of wikipedia

Any hoot, where was i? … ah, Öüïiiiiiii ! John Leguizamo ; long epic cut, i get it i really do, John Leguizamo is going through his Liam Neeson phase where Leguizamo attempts to broaden his holier-than-thou PANORAMA just like Neeson tried his damnest to be Canadian.

To be clear, Mayor/Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is right when he says that like the collapse of the Notre Dame de Paris spire, “Christopher Nolan is a ‘cadeau’ to canards.”

«El de multiforme ingenio (πολύτροπος, polýtropos),[9] de astutos pensamientos, ladrón, cuatrero de bueyes, jefe de los sueños, espía nocturno, guardián de las puertas, que muy pronto habría de hacer alarde de gloriosas hazañas ante los inmortales dioses».
Himno homérico a Hermes 13.[10
Once again… brazen copy/pasta of wikipedia, this time en Castellano, which is Argentinian if you went to school in the United States of America, period!

I’m telling Ewe, Laura Barrón-PBS, if you DEW with the 72mm version of the John Leguizamo Show you will lose it if you can imagine Eumaeus played by César Chávez in the role of Michael Peña and motherfucking Leguizamo playing “SAN JUDAS TADEO“—BOOM! Como le decían a ”El Chapulín Colorado” : más explosivo que una lechuga de la granja del señor Trump.

https ://www .npr .org /2026/07/17 /lettuce –taco-bell– mexico-cyclospora-outbreak

 

Give that man some testosterone

I pity the fool who goes to West Africa to get the Freeman blues

[techincal difficulties prevented the upload of a visual that goes here… please stand-by for context but in the mean time Eye leaves you with the real LESTRYGONS form antiquity not the Game of Thrones/King Arthur’s court knights from the Oppenheimer inception of John Leguizamo]

Just add ICE… and Cousin Joe : fuck Ewe, and your dog race track ( telepromper’$ luck), for the record, Ken Paxton has no balls, will Texas A & M will?

Free if you can prove that youse a bum.

 

… Note to North Bergen, New Jersey : technical thiefs re-appropriated that stupid little gadget that Star Trek warned The U.S.S. Capitalism about. As a result, visuals will suffer the fate of them Sirens on a Nolan[d] film about El Mar. Long epic short, as BASIC as Maine’s ‘concern’.

For the sake of Sen. Collins, stay tuned for bullshit.

Off with that motherfucker’s head

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Lookee here

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-12-juillet-2026

“en todas partes se cuecen habas…”

Take Mí Out of to La Canopée, but not on Mondays because les lundi les bibliotecarios make love to los boticarios. It’s all in the recipe.

 

refrán popular en Castellano

Habas, get yer’ Habas for your Corpus, Christy! Habas get your roasted Habas and maybe a box of red-necked crackers for Jacques at Milly-la-Fôret.

… y su nieve de limón de qué sabor la va querer usted.

GLACE CREMEUSE AUX MYRTILLES VOSGIENNES… i have all fucking day and 1 hour and a half at night Mr. Weatherman.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/07/11 /middleeast /settlers-arrested-attack-on-journalists-intl

Please refer all thoughts and prayers to the man who is not far behind God, or some idol worshipping like Shymmy Shimmy Ya’

 

https ://www .france24 .com /20260712 –hundreds-evacuated-from-paris-suburb-after-weapons-found-near-synagogue

Lindsey Graham is dead, Donald Trump and his rich family didn’t care

Now is not the time for prayers. Unless of course them prayers are for the glory of the reflecting Arch to Washington.

In this section, The Student will…

 

In the mean-while, our multidimensional digital archive (aka asegovia3.com) is crossing over to a dimension Öüï likes to call, “Oh, l’Humanité“, a surrealistic editorial SPACE that contrasts the nuances of traditional journalistic narratives using dark humor and social critique.

Uso Justo de Todas Las Musas

Lindsey Graham… he never met a microphone he didn’t speak into, for the glory of Donald Trump.

 

And in Kentucky, in Kentucky there is still no word regarding Mitch McConnell, but sources close to Lindsey Graham say that the Great Commonwealth of Dry Counties 🥃 is pulling a Francisco Franco with Senator McConnell’s body of evidence.


I’m Sirius, Congress-person Joe Scarborough, and youse not! And shouldn’t this be the time (15h in CET) to CUE-IN the Senator from Kentucky to express his humanity to the GOP (or what’s left of it, no pun intended).

In Paris, France, it’s another edition of Fashion Week where the Derelicte Crew are all over The Seine.

The Monopoly of Violence : flic’n-ICE

Noice’

Allez, bouge-toi, bébé -Twist and shout.

 

Solitas llegan, decía “El Sapo” Rivera de Frida, y él si buscaba encuentro ; knot like Picasso.

No Insistas Susana 🧜🏿

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Any 🦉 hoot… Cousin Joe, Eye thought that you went the way of The Blue Blood State and died!!! Where you been Nigga’?

Pick Mi, nigga. Pick Mí

 

I say fuck all of Em#, Planter, fuck Em# Joe Scarborough in Maine is out of time… it’s not “soccer” you redneck sucker, it’s Separation of Feds and State!

There he is!

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