Past tense / AntePreterite : the times JR a changing

Deer doG :

 

Jeffrey Epstein would call on you monsieur le président, yes he would, but now Epstein is dead as disco at a YMCA Summit in Évian™, period!

Sin Comentarios… sponsord by Nestle 🕊️ give Iced Tea™️ a try.

 

Earlier in the event, France was engaged with Brazil as USA landed in Paris, and just as it was with Eleanor Rigby, nobody cared (present past tense) and Ukraine was relegated to play the Part of Ringo, according to Politico magazine.

Bad Poker player

 

https ://www .politico .eu /emmanuel-macron-volodymyr-zelenskyy-heard-planning-how-handle-trump

Godwin’s Law : todos los Carriles llevan a ROMA

America : the terrible 200's, the toddler's cage.

America : the terrible 200’s, the toddler’s cage.

 

Habeas CorpUSA.

CIA de Corpus presente.

 

… betrayal, politics, and a pseudo-wetback they called “bambi”.

American Gritos… Shut up, Valentine !!! Hoy no hubo fút ⚽ and Jazz is Dead, viva Le Punk

 

In local news, local artist discovers that the capricious phenomenon known by the Very French as “les giboulées de mars,” were be³ ceremoniously extended until the end of May.

³~. As in “hubiere habido” or the celebrated pig’s Latin locution “habemus papa” of the past tense/AntePreterite of something that has AlReady happened, hence, the same unannounced storm that mister JR’s taking about was in fact, warned about by sheer idiosyncrasies and whims or foibles of the weather in France, this is to say, that the way that Ike saw it when that Allies successfully landed in Normandy, the French continue to speak French because Eisenhower had a better weather app, no because the Times They Are A Changing.

Breaking in Paris : another storm is heading our way, —wey.

Perpetual Relevance : money, power, poli-Ticks

Una bonita manita por el amor de Dios !!! You Paid for his Birthday party.

… and not to be outdone by Joe Scarborough’s “guy with a yacht” look, La Pundita skadaddles out of the 11th Hour and climbs onto Scarborough’s ‘4th Hour’ wearing yacht-wear.

This in not an Arch, it's a yacht ; like the Roman Empire's collapse, —it Rocks 🛘!

Pan y circo follows, but first : Más Si Osare un maldito judíothe new major arsenal: Israel consolidates its position as a key arms supplier to Mexico

Stephanie Ruhle soul biscuit for your boat

 

On the Menu at Lake Évian in France : dog biscuits de la Cuétara and tap water from Versailles.

Öüï, oui… we can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, but you better not come between Mí and his biscocho de La Cuétara.

Jabón del perro agradecido y bizcochos de la Cuétara presentan.

 

Breaking in Paris, Pascale de La Tour du Pin refuses to call El Estadio Azteca by it’s FIFA corporate name

BEAU-ring.

Fuera de lugar 🟨 ISSY-Pascale-vamos a ser anfitriones, de mucha gente señores 🎶 ».

The ballad of the offside rule goes like this… and a Wan ; and a ; and a tree : if the attacker is closer to the opponent’s goal than the second-last defender, they’re offside. The goalkeeper is included, but since they’re usually in the goal, the focus is on that last defender.

O como dicen las francesas : Estadio Azteca ».

Not to be outdone by some French lady on the streams, Ali Vitali is also refusing to call a El Estadio Azteca by any other corporate name.

“It’s not a big deal…” Barack Hussein Obama was a better Commaner-in-Chief³

³~. Netanyahou knows it, which is why that Jew has no respect for a goy like Trump and his lackey “stand-down” force.

Talk About Epstein’s “X Files”… i want to believe.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /trump-loses-it-at-tv-host-joe-scarborough-promoting-embarrassing-epstein-revelations/

Breaking News… and Marjolaine PKB, please excuse our French but, holy fucking shit, Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog knew it!!! AUSTRALIA is in fact, one half anyhow³, the enemy!!!  And that’s because live on the real-time “wonderful world of television”, the man-child behind “the resolute desk” at The Oval Office inside of The White House, in Washington, D.C., otherwise known as “sleepy Donald John Trump”, threw a tantrum via his own personal social network on account that Cousin Joe promoted an upcoming book that details how The President of The United States of America gets triggered if anyone around his circle mentions The Epstein Files near him.

³~. Maggie Haberman 🇺🇸 and Jonathan Swan 🇦🇺

In local news, Donald Trump tells the world, don’t go to Mexico, or something like that.

Rock Lobster and your B-52’s for free, just for Air Shows and parades under Sleepy Donald Trump’s watch.

 

Raphaël Parenti at Emmaüs cannot allow me to lie

Raphaël was on vacation at the time… but i, Armando Segovia, will get to that shortly because right now, well right now Alan Riding is making his way to the NEW and IMPROVED, high speed—low drag, NOS³Miami ‘vice’ Magic” speed boat where the wife of a former French president and a victim of the French Judicial System are waiting to be taken away… waiting to they.

³~. 🏍️ Nitrous 🏎️ oxide 🚤 system.

Presumed Innocence

For the record, a few weeks ago i, Armando Segovia, digitally signed a French government form swearing upon my honor that i, among other things, would not insult or offend the French Republic ; “Roger that,” is the response call in tactical radio communications that relays an affirmative acknowledgement. Entonces pues amigo GEORGE at Mains Libres, to put it in laymans terms i reckon that if the greatest gift that say, an immigrant scientist « por ejemplo » can offer his/her host nation is technological innovation or some sort of disease erradication depending of course on the field that got them accross the threshold of any given French consulate’s door around the world, then for a person in the field of Communication, in my case journalism, exposing corruption from the territories that i came from should be the gold standard… unless of course, mister Darmanin, France is a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE like México and The U.S.A

PLAY  BALL! — motherfuckers.

Oh, Frida Kahlo if only, if only la pinche ironía would paint itself… the so-called “Mexican Wave” took place at a baseball game in California in 1981 between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees. Started by George Henderson, Krazy for his local “Athletics” en LA UNION TEPITO on the other side of The Atlantic (pp. 52-68) of the May 2026 magazine edition Vol. 337-No. 5, period!

 

Mexicans chase a world record wave – but is the trend even Mexican?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2026/06/06 /alan-riding-dead … as an AMERICAN he showed me how to TELL the MEXICAN STORY, and yes, i proved in FRANCE that Mexicans are ashamed of their NACOS… o como diría el difunto Jorge Saldaña en la otrora, Radio La Nueva República :

On his pages, he analyzed history, politics, economics, and national cultural contradictions. Among the most quoted passages is the observation: « Proud of its indigenous past, Mexico seems ashamed of its indigenous present ».

The Meat Puppets… a new form of Es•clavi•tud, or how Michael Peña is working the details on how to normalize the new slaves en La Colonia Roma, “just make sure” that the Columbia School of Journalism approves the story and nevermind la Ig•no•mi•nia de las narco olympiads and the swindled FIFA tournament of crooks.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/07 /fallecio-el-periodista-y-escritor-alan-riding-a-los-82-anos

 

An honest Scot and an Iraqi ⚽ crack be damned

 

Over at FRANCE 2 tv, the meat puppet interviewing Stephen Spielberg about his upcoming UFO movie also “mexicanized” his pristine French “b-roll” with miserable Mexican badges… silly Frog, Öüï don’t need no corrupt badges!!!

 

In local news, sources close to Jesus “fucking” Christ relay that any fan who loves and enjoys the world’s most popular sport, and watches the 2026 FIFA World Cup cannot complain about the state of corruption in their particular neck of the woulds, because you are all complicit, except Mercedes-Benz.

 

La Nuit Blanche 2026 — legend

Naturally, the first response from the populace after a night of the Circus 🎪 is the Magus, o como decían en ROMA : la marcha (Issy-it’s-White).

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https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /le-pourquoi-du-comment-histoire/pourquoi-le-peuple-a-remplace-la-populace

La Nuit Blanche 2026… in local news, Bernadette Chirac will accompany Lyhanna to the other side and then she will join Jacques at Montparnasse… Carlos Fuentes is standing by wearing a top hat and fraq.

 

Previously on A Hard THEYS Night, it was The Night Before followed by The Morning After en La Marcha de RotoMagus (Rouen).

So by now it’s close to 3 in the morning, a policeman kindly wakes me up, and by kindly i am not being facetious becuase the cop didn’t overstep his authority, which he could have—but he didn’t… “excuse me sir,” i heard a voice asking so i knew that it wasn’t a fellow clochard waking me from whatever dream on my REM that i happened to be going through ; by now it’s the 19 of December and just as i had predicted earlier in night two hours at most was the sleep that i would get

fléau (azote) : De l’ arbre hisp. assáwṭ, et celui-ci de l’ ár. clas. sawṭ.
       1.  m . Instrument de torture fait de cordes nouées et parfois hérissé de pointes.

Besando azote by the Seine 😵‍💫

— Would you mind coming to the station? A woman told us that you might have seen a group of people inside of the park earlier in the night.

https ://dle .rae .es /azote

It was the Saturday before Noël and so maybe that was the reason why the night before not a single cop could be found around La Bourse de Pinault or the playground in Les Halles, i tried to find one or at least a mall security guard to no avail, and as i already mentioned on an earlier post the entire ordeal must have lasted at least two hours from the time that i arrived and setup camp in front of the park until finally some revelers crossed a stumbling couple 20 meters from where i was sitting on my ass.

Whip (azote) : Definition of nitrogen as in, Top Fuel Funny Cars Kickstart My Heart
         
1. Chemistry: Chemical element (symbol N; atomic number 7 ;
atomic mass 14.008)

— Are you Ok? Do you know this man?, Where are you taking her?

https ://dictionnaire .lerobert .com /definition /azote

Rapid questions from the one of the women who met the stumbling duo at the Baltard corridor which connects La Bourse with La Canopée (yellow arrow 1, on the map legend).

— « t’inquiète » … I am only helping her to the bus stop.

At that point the woman started to ask more questions and she just so happened to have looked my way and against my better judgement I discreetly waved her over with my right arm to come my way.

Sexual Healing on The Morning After… no justice no peas.

60 monitos… it’s not personal, To Mí is Monkey Business

Ici C’est Skid Row, get back Kangaroo Lady with your Tati Bag, and that shopping cart 🛒 wearing Mario’s make-up, get back to Australia, —Kangaroo Lady.

Like i said, all those days ago… a fucking Jumping Ballon.

 

This post is dedicated to Pablo Gleason and his Mediapart journalist friend, Raphaël Moran at the Paris Préfecture de Police…

Knotwithstanding señor JR, i (armando segovia) sin celery hope that you don’t take the critical review of your installation on the Pont Neuf ]| at la Place Christo & Jeanne -Claude |[ as a reproach to your talents and compétences and/or to deny the worth of your contributions to Art or that beautiful tribute to The Silver Beatles on that display window } catty corner { to that Silver Phantom Rolls Royce at La Samaritaine ; this is to say mister JR, that i am really looking forward to you (or your hired hands) reparing and finishishing your inflatable declaration of love for The Préfecture de POLICE à Cité.

For What, It! —is worth… These are my credentials : 8 up

Iran war is over, Rubio says, as strikes continue

Washington, DC_ AFP in the USA

Lorem Ipsum dolor and all that Cuban-american jive talk from “little Havana” at Mar-a-Lago.

Traveling Without Moving On — hoy no hubo Bass

For the record… it look’s like someone is going to need a FaceLift on account that a “wascawwy white wabbit” took the w’ong to’in at Pont Neuf… 🐇 Sealy Rabbit, that pont is for bums.

Eye ain’t gonna work at JR’s CAVE no more.

 

Happening now, James Car Vile is getting his make-up NOW, but first, it’s International Homeless They.

Sadly, Bob Costa agrees, the Ragin Cajun still looks, after all that make-up… like a flying turkey moonlighting as a vulture.