Song of the Year… y las tangentes del Santoral

November 10th, 2017

It’s Weekend Edition

We begin with our 2nd favorite Jew, Sarah Silverman, the comediēnne who doesn’t need no stinkin’ boots to kick some ass in Nashville; heck Cousin Joe, even the boys at the Weekend Update desk were “stroking” behind her, following on Sarah’s latest episode’s theme-topic … context on that segue follows, as Colin Jost and Larry Davidscoop up” the details.

She puts the phonetic part of “count” in Country, Sarah’s words, more ōr less, not ours. •—¡—•. Earlier on Wednesday this week, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted the Country and Western version of the MTV Music Awards, in a city called Nashville, Tennessee.  Branding producers of that ceremony, however, could not accomodate Sarah’s song, “Somebody Broke Her”, for this year’s competition. Sarah’s break-out song, on the Country & Western radio dials was written in collaboration with Grammy nominated composer, Lee Thomas Miller.

… but first, we begin the program by the grace of Saint Theodore (the soldier), which means, gift from God, in order to tie up some loose tangents to “il Uomo Vitruviano“, and so, on the azimuth of those proportions, we [the staff] double-over–time, to Brazile… so please, do stick around.

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Cuentan los que sabén, de que San Teodoro, es uno de los casos más evidentes en cuestión de aquello que los Rosicruces conocen con el mote de “desdoblamientos”; pero por la frase de ayer en el DirectMatinmierda, Se Me Olvidaba Que, el trato Directo por las Mañanas ya había terminado, ahora hay puro CNEWS MATIN; en fin, va de nuevo,… pero por La Frase Santoral del día de Ayer, Santo Teodoro se doblaba mas que pura chingada, ese cabrón a lo mejor reencarnó en la piel de un General, pero no en la de Teodoro de Stratelatos, N + O! sino más bien en la del General Emiliano Zapata.

“Si mis discursos les ofenden, cortenme pues la lengua”.
Frase de San Teodoro (soldado).
Según las escrituras del CanalPlus (el canal de la “crucecita”)… Noviembre 09, 2017 CE.

La Tangente de una Ironía Opuestamente Diametral… An introductory course on how to square the circle in The News. —¡—.  Enter DIEUDONNÉ … The closest equivalent to this motherfucker is Sam “motherfucking” Kinnison, and Sam would still trail by a long shot; of course, Kinnison screamed his vocal chords out against Christians, more specifically, against Rev. Jim Baker’s Christians, while Dieudonné’s bread and butter is earned by bashing on Israel, more specifically, of the Benjamin Netanyahu ranks.

… BROZO! Chingas a tu madre… Ay te caigo, deja me la desdoblo — TimeStamp: 15h00 CET… La Hora De Intermarket


Las Fuentes que se ven al voltear un reloj de arena son diametralmente opuestas to the sand that turned from inside of the glass.

1.

The phonetic “count” in Country, via, “I LoveYou, America”; Season 1, Episode 4. perhaps the runner-up for next year’s Emmy in the category for “best episode in a season”, but who knows, surely there are more emotive and in–your–face episodes of Sarah on the interwebs streams. Heck! i reckon that if the Jews wouldn’t have killed “baby Jesus” when he was  33 , Laughter’s Mom would be the reincarnation —in Vesica Piscis form— of “the” Saint Theòdores of antiquity.

2.

Ever wonder why “Bountiful Snow” Gnomes cheeks have a squirrel-like quality to them? It’s because the cheeks serve as a storage space compartment. In the FreeStyle Hoboing “masturbation session” competition, “Bountiful Snow” Gnomes are the perfect “scoopers” of jizz and squirt. Of course, the second part in the judging section requires the aid of a troll, preferably a long skinny one that can jerk a pump-suction broom (kind of like Canadian Curlers do) to toss the loads into the scoring Gnome’s pie hole as the competitors run is spewed on the tracks. Enter Larry David… and you, my friend, can imagine “the rest of the story.  Good day.”

It’s time for another event of our exclusive coverage of The 33rd edition of The FreeStyle Hoboing Games. In this edition, we [ the staff] descend upon Times Square’s Metro station where Colin Jost and Larry David are ready to score the most taboo of the games competition: The Masturbation Session… Los Amigos Invisibles ya están listos para animar a los espiritus participantes y a los Gnomos encargados de medir las corridas de cada uno de los y, de las participantes. After the break, our correspondent, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, the Sylph, will explain how each load is scored in every round.

3.

Espíritu arrasador — USDA PRIME choice flesh

Note to Editors:
Technical difficulties prevented the staff from publishing the post below on Friday, October the 31st. The context within that commentary included the Latin-American angle of the victims in Manhattan. This morning however, those of us on the CET woke to yet another terrorist attack; this time however, the perpetrator is a USDA Approved Prime Choice flesh carnage hunter, interestingly, the President’s response to the tragedy is a 180° turn in the call for action from last Tuesday’s immediate recommendation of the Death Penalty for the Home Depot rental truck operator, and in true form a an overhaul to the Visa entry programs. In recap: Isolated derranged attacks account for a complete overhaul of immigration policies, while full-fledge American Carnages, are just part of the American tapestry and have become part of the New American Heritage.
Regresamos con:
Robert F. Kennedy: espíritu arrasador.
Por: Chris Matthews. 

PREFACE: Frequency Hop 🇦🇷… y sin animo de ofender a ningun “Cadillac“, el staff de este inconsecuente blog quisiera ejercitar el uso de las tangentes y los paralelos del cuadrante de toda nuestra Historia colectiva, pero sobre todo, d’este tejido en particular de nuestra cotidiana realidad, que se llama terrorismo.

El nuevo hoy… Context follows.

De antemano, CHRIS MATTHEWS, lo que sigue a continuación lo escribimos aquí [los del staff] por la reciente re memoria que usted presentó sobre “la parte de adelante” de Robert Francis Kennedy; y cabe aquí mencionar, antes de que Nicolle Wallace respingue, de que el staff de este inconsecuente blog aun no repasa esa obra sobre RFK.

Joe Kennedy —not his sons America!…  “Let’s Play Hardball! •—_—•. Joe Scarborough said it best: there was nothing generous about Papa Joe Kennedy…  Colonel Matthews motivation for the timing of Robert F. Kennedy: a raging spirit, is to remind Americans that the current state of the American experiment is not what the Founding Fathers intended it to be, Matthews, a former Capitol cop says that his book is a way to remind his readers that once upon a time there was a better way to lead this country.  —_—. Staff Sgt Nico Wallace was quick to add: yes, but if RFK was starting out in politics right now, would he want to  get into the political ring, which prompts an echo from studio A3; it sounds like an elegant British voice. Yes! It’s BBC’s America correspondent, Katty Kay, who is asking an Aspen Institute historian on the MoreJo Show, what would happen if Leonardo Da Vinci was starting out today? — He would probably be put under heavy medication and committed to a hospital, my dear, replied Professor Walter Isaacson, to the Big Kat.

Sin embargo, hacemos también un hincapié para declarar de que este análisis se cuadra a partir de una serie de entrevistas sobre el contenido del libro, Robert F. Kennedy: Un Espíritu Arrasador, mismas que el Sr. Matthews fue realizando a partir de la semana pasada por los diferentes estudios del Rockefeller Center. Desde allí, don Chris, explicó de una manera muy generosa y nostálgica, romántica tal vez [why not?] el contenido de lo que en su libro va a tratar.

Sinopsis: fatigado después de las batallas a las que como procurador de justicia quiso pelear, Robert Francis Kennedy, torna su atención a la reconciliación de los los negros y los blancos en un tumultuoso 1968.

La historia se comienza a narrar a partir de la portada y contraportada. Por la parte de adelante, la imagen que aparece presenta un RFK como si estuviera descendiendo de los cielos. Se le ve ante una multitud del color del ébano. Robert Kennedy extiende su brazo izquierdo hacía una chiquilla que pareciera levitar hacía la cándida figura de un Caballero vestido en radiante cuello blanco. La composición de los elementos de esa foto parecen haber invitado al fotógrafo que capturó ese momento a que hiciera una re interpretación de La Creación de Adán.

La portada, sin duda revela el lado progresista de RFK en plena campaña, ganando prosélitos en pro de los derechos de igualdad en los Estados Unidos durante un periodo de la historia y, el folclor anglosajón estadounidense, cuando ese tipo de alcance con negros; o con los pueblos autóctonos del norte continental americano; o con latinos; o con los demás sectores marginados por leyes nutridas por WASP’s en las tres divisiones del poder en el Distrito de Columbia y, enfogonadas, por si fuera poco, en el psique y en el corazón de los territorios herederos de la derrota de Dixie, en dónde usos y costumbres de escasas y raquíticas generaciones se empeñaban en ser la mayoría electoral y que además, por si fuera menos, quería pintar todo el paisaje americano con el color de la leche y su espuma —cuando hierve*.

… End of part one; sources follow… In the mean time “Viva la numeración“.

In Search of Diderot – Dead Kennedys; part ii

28 de octubre, (Día de San Judas Tádeo) de 1968—LITEMPO

Nixon:
… but when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.
Frost:
By definition?
Nixon:
Exactly!                                                                                                                                … Dear Sarah, we [the staff] really, really, really! Love The United States of America; we really do. We [the staff] also really, really, really! Enjoy Rob Reiner’s work; like that one time when he directed Col. Chris Matthews in Philadelphia (2016) into calling someone’s “bullshit” over the air. Truth be told Sarah, we [the staff] can’t wait to see the Lyndon B. Johnson’s new film about the historical portayal of President Woody Harrelson. We [the staff] wonder if Good-Ol’ “Bunghole Baines” is going to reference in that film any of the LITEMPO files.

Context follows TimeStamp: 1600 hours in CET

Traición a la Patria
Con Singular Alegría

Harold does not approve!… the image capture is courtesy of The Michigan School of Public Policy; via Cousin Joe’s public forum—over the msnbc’s.


From “the wires

1. Petrich B. Arreola G., “La Enviada y El Corresponsal”; ARCHIVO de La Jornada del año 2004 SOBRE << LITEMPO del 1 al 14 >>. http ://www .jornada .unam .mx/2004/07/18/003n1pol.php?printver=1&fly=

Ciudadana Carmen Aristegui,
CÑÑ… y otros medios.

PRESENTE

La presente es una “palomita” Blanca “insertada” con el único fin de citar correctamente cuál LITEMPO era cuál.

Sin ir tan lejos, esto “es cosa del otro jueves” cuando su invitado del Eje Central, Raymundo Riva Palacio, dijo que “entre iguales” (véase referencia a arrobajuarez . com) las claves de los LITEMPOS nº 2 y nº 3 correspondían a el Presidente Gustavo Díaz Ordaz y al entonces Secretario de Gobernación —y después por concepto del “Dedazo“, el Presidente— Luis Echeverría Álvarez.

Cortesía de CÑÑ... Uso justo de todos los medios.

Blanche Petrich y Gerardo Arreola, (en un archivo de La Jornada del 2014) identifican a esos hijos de la chingada…. ¡a caray!. Va de nuez:

Blanche Petrich y Gerardo Arreola, (en un archivo de La Jornada del 2014) identifican a esos PRESIDENTES, hijos de la GRAN chingada, como los LITEMPOs nº 8 y nº 14.

En fin, doña Carmen (qué bonito nombre tiene usted, por cierto) ¿cuál LITEMPO es cuál?

El “bilan” de los verdaderos delitos de los presidentes: traición a la patria

Aprovecho, señora Aristegui, para meter mi cuchara por esos sus youtube’s y “exprimir” con una meneada dos cosas que nos llamaron la atención de entre esos 2800 registros, (según informa el amigo de Elena Garro) que fueron  destapados por virtud del “Open Records Act”; nº 1: de que ahora sí, el señor Donald Trump podra confirmar si el padre del Senador Ted Cruz (R-TX) mató o no, al POTUS #35.

And “THING TWO” on this list of open secrets as it perteins to “Lo Chido” de México (since at least 2004) is that Raymundo Riva Palacio’s reporting of the KENNEDY files (again as it pertains to MEXICO) is that the STATE of TAMAULIPAS seems to have been “LA PUERTA ABIERTA” para que la Agencia Central de Investigación (CIA) pudiera hacer todas sus operaciones clandestinas, like say, the assassination attempts on Fidel Castro; and the legal defense alibi of “BAMBI“… remember “BAMBI”? his alias is Luis Posada Carriles, and it was through LA PORTE DE TAMAULIPAS that that particular son of a bitch, claimed to Border Patrol agents that he was an “undocumented immigrant”, when he got caught (2005) trying to plan, yet again, another attack on Fidel Castro.

… Context follows.

In conclusion, i’d like to shoot two Dead Kennedys and, the BREAKING NEWS OF THE DAY, with one Petrich:

is it not, Cousin Joe, very “American Curious” how the U.S. secret or covert agenda of some of its most celebrated Attorney Generals revolved on a willingness to pact with the MAFIA (1960’s) in order to kill or attempt to assassinate its ideological enemies (Allende and Castro) or more recently (hold that thought) with the “Gun Walking Program” of the U.S. Justice Department?

Not to be a downer ON THE MEDIA FRENZY and those indignation segment blocks ON YOUR MORNING SHOW, Cousin Joe, and remember, you must always remember that i type this observation— on a rather outdated iPhone— with nothing but love for the United States of America in our hearts— but when it comes to interfering with the sovereignty of other nations, i think that something fitting for the tale-of-the-tape would be to borrow from the arsenal already in stock; eh… wadda-ya say we paraphrase a sketch, Doc, with a quote from the 37th President of The United States:

From the “Deep Throat” files, to the “Dead Kennedys” docket, if El WaPo. Doesn’t write it first, is not news.

Elmer Fudd: When The [U.S.] does it, then it is not high treason.

Bugs Bunny: Is that a fact, Doc?

Elmer Fudd: (uses his signature stutter laugh and says) Indweed, Mr. Wabbit! That’s why we [the CIA] call TAMAUWLIUPAWS (Elmer does his signature stutter laugh again, and says in a Richard Nixon voice) “el portón” de “nuestro backyard”

2. Aristegui, C., vía: CÑÑ por youtube: https ://m .youtube .com/watch?v=jZ9t92jGdPk

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Pinche TAMAULIPAS, a lo mejor por eso tus límites en el mapa con forma de un “cuerno de la abundancía” (with its own “souped up” BUMP–STOCK device in the Baja Peninsula) tiene la forma de un elefantito (blanco) sentado, y con su trompita, acariciando el territorio también conocido como el de la “última letra”.

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La Habana 17 de julio, 2004
Mr. Philip Agee (C.I.A.)
PRESENTE:

“We will not begin to feel the weight, once again, if in this 2-week CIRCUS all of the blood bath was worth it and if MEXICO lost more prestige by assasinating protestors, than what it won by (organizing) the games.” Source follows.

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A orillas del Río Bravo…” al regresar, música mix. Música Mix mezcla tus canciones favoritas de “Siempre en Domingo”.

3. LA GOTERA de Arroba Juarez punto com, vía: http ://www .arrobajuarez .com /notas .php?IDNOTA =49417 &IDSECCION=Portada&IDREPORTERO=De%20la%20Redacci%F3n:

Aquí estuvo el Capitán Garfio… y otras fantasías del recuento de historias que usted ve a traves de los medios de información”, it’s kind of typical that on the same week when the “JFK assassination files,” get a somewhat VoBo (Visto Bueno of approval) from The White House, Armando Cábada, the Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, mayor, gives a speech on a ladmark anniversary of “some patch” of land returned from The United States of America to it’s southern neighbor Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos… rather silly to think that the “diplomatc gesture” of good will was behind on the Chamizal give-back, ESPECIALLY knowing what agent Agee told us, about the LITEMPO CODE NAMES, starting of course, with JFK’s contemporary, the Mexican President, Adolfo López Mateos, we now, Cousin Joe, that for that “give back” to take effect, Mexico gave Tamaulipas to the CIA.

Toda La Vida (Emmanuel)

Toda la vida… Descubriendo puertas a escondidas y tú al final —la más querida_ay–ay-ay— Toda La Vida.

…Always; https ://m .youtube .com/watch?v=4b50OhcnuSc Cousin Joe, please be advised that this is not “Franco’s” version of “Toda La Vida” or “Always” en Inglés, Cousin Joe, this is “STRINGS ATTACHED” mime version of that tune, by Emmanuel.

Sur Les Traces de Diderot: Issy, Canal Plus es “Tierra de Passion”

… and now, Balzac; pg. 38, “Don’t open ‘till Doomsday”

BROZO, aquí la patada en los huevos que me pediste: “Well, why do I watch it, (El Abismo de Pasión) you may wonder? That’s because my host where I have dinner every evening (I work momentarily in Kenya) is watching this before the evening news. That’s why.” Via: IMdB commentaries. En Castellano, pinche payaso, eso quiere decir de que ya para cuando ‘los anfitriones’ llegan a la hora “de Jacobo” su tolerancía a lo que pasa afuera de la pantalla confirma lo que “El Tigre” propusó en “un” proceso… Context follows—if you need it!

Sarah Silverman took a break this week in order to catch up with some old co-workers. She spoke to our favorite Senator from the Great State of Winsconsin (Stewart Little, of course)… also, a very underrated comedienne gets promoted to Colonel; instead of an Oak Leaf or a Full-bird she gets a gavel: SOLD!

The Fishman’s take [insert Law and Order signature gavel playback]… Hey there, Rachel, would you like to borrow a red nose?

In the mean time, Sarah Chayes, we now return to the media mechanics of this Special presentation on the elements of Latin american oligarchies and kleptocracies expanding all over the globe; and so Sarah Silverman, we [the staff] would like to call Your Attention to some breaking news… we don’t expect you to watch, but please don’t forget to Fall-Back one hour with the changing of the hours (Charlie Hebdo, cover follows).

Televisa Presenta:

El Premio de una campaña electoral; Breaking the cycle… con Bernardo Gómez, y Las Manos de El PRI… Starring, Matthew McConaughey.

Palabras más, palabras menos, según el Wall Street Journal, una gran desventaja en el mercado de contenidos (para Televisa) gira en torno de un público que ya se cansó de consumir telenovelas producidas al destajo, y con guiones que siguen fiel al patrón del pueblo jodido (revista “The Nation” en Espagnol) habiendo otras opciones, como por ejemplo “Narcos” y “Más narcos con Penn y Kate”, por las corrientes de los cibernautas de los Netflixes…

ISSY, Paloma, lo que siempre te recordé: si El Times de Nueva York no lo apunta—no cuenta.

…tanta es la influencia del inesperado gigante de los Interwebs, que hasta sacó de la jugada a Blockbuster Video, y por lo menos a un politico mexicano (en campaña electoral) que se le ocurrió “piratiar” una muy popular serie de Netflix (see House of Cards: it’s not a competition…). So much for Televisa being the favorite Soldier of El PRI.

Noticia de Último minuto: por cuadragésima ocasión, el primer actor Eric del Castillo (q.e.p.d.) sufrió un infarto luego de que el pionero de telenovelas clásicas y películas de Los Estudios Churubusco se enterara de que su hija, doña Kate, optara por buscar foros y sets en otros horizontes… }-~~•> Uso justo de IMdB

Cuentan los que estuvieron presentes allí mero a un lado del primer actor que interpretara a “El Padre Maromas”, que cuando el pobre señor decayó con el patatús se le oyó sollozar: bendito el Eterno porque no permtío que ni Milmo—ni—Viduarreta vivieran para ver a mi hija traicionar a “La Empresa“.

Context follows, blackout approaches

Next on Netflix:

“Los Olvidados del Canal 34″…
Don’t Open Till Doomsday

… Happy HelloWeen on a very Special Blue Moon weekend… Michael Che has the night off.

Sinopsis:
El cadaver de un hombre muy poderoso en el mercado de los medios de América latina comienza a dar vueltas en su ataúd cuando la señal de origen del espectro mexicano, de ondas radiales de televisión, se mezcla con las barras del WiFi de los nuevos inquilinos en Ajusco y en el mercado de KMEX… GOOOOOO, DODGERS!


Las Fuentes:

… O como diría Jorge Saldaña: la globalización De la TeleVicracia. —•— Uso justo del TéléGuia de Issy-Les-Moulineaux.

La Jornada: “Deja Emilio Azcárraga presidencia de Televisa a Gómez y De Angoitia”;  http ://www .jornada .unam .mx /2017 /10 /27 /index .php?section =economia&article=018n1eco

Carmona, D. D., “Emilio Azcárraga Milmo”,   ISBN 970-95193; en: Memoria Política de México. Instituto Nacional de Estudios Políticos A. C.; vía:

… Contenido es traído a ustedes por cortesía de Pantelion Films y La Asociación de Amigos de México en Francia “Nosotros los Nobles”. •_~  Uso justo de todos ISBN’s.

http://www.memoriapoliticademexico.org/Biografias/AMR30.html

Télé Guía:  La Revancha de La Diabla

Page 32… By The Misfits.

http://kiosque.cnewsmatin.fr/Kiosque.aspx?edition=NEP&date=20171024

IMdB; “Abismo de Pasión”. Vía:

“México siempre fiel”, dijo un Juan Pablo II cuando vío a don Eric del Castillo jugar la parte del papá de Diego, antes de que El Vaticano canonizara al vidente del Tepeyac… pobre don Eric; las cenizas de sus últimos Faros (sin filtro, eh) serán esparcidas en la Basílica de Nuestra Señora de “Lucerito”.

Y ahora con ustedes, el segmento musical  para que vayan y chinguen a su madre los de Molotov:

Que no te haga BoBo Jacobo

… y al regresar: Brozo y “El Carnal de Las Estrellas”. —_—. Fair use of Netflix!

In Search of Diderot – Well, Rachel…

We [the staff] have never been to Anchorage, but we kind of like the halibut. Say the ladies all cook it well there, and they sure know how to serve it*.

Halibut, it sure is our 2nd favorite Whitefish, next to the poorman’s lobster: the Monkfish.

It had to be you

… Context on the Whitefish kickback to follow; intermittent connectivity and treacherous conditions are straining the flow of this transmission. During this difficult trial we ask that you please wait for the TimeStamp before assuming that a sentence is complete. Por ejemplo, Raquelito: TimeStamp: 0800 hours CET.

The Voice of America… en Francés

Hey there, Rachel, you’re old enough to remember this classic scene; you must however, read it in a Cheech Marín, voice: 🎤 Mexican Americans—love education, so they go to night school, and they take Spanish—and get “B”… “It’s like a protest tune.” [2]. As a product of both the Mexican grade school system, and of one of the many–many–many independent (High School) districts in the Great State of California, i always found that entire scene funny —if not hillarious, and mostly because of how crisp and true it rang to all my fellow Chelas, and Chanos, sitting in High School next to me. Language barriers from English to Spanish were always a riot; not so much the other way around when the Sand Glass was flipped, because  getting lost in translation from Latin American to White Anglo Saxon Politics was a diferent kind of riot, one with no punchlines, but rather punches for every point grounded in facts. From fellow students, to American History teachers, and of course my counselor: Uncle Sam’s America was always right, “here’s your “D” in American History.” Next year you are enrolled in “Home Ed” class. The note had to be signed by the “parental units,” i received the barely passing grade not for lack of knowledge (if i remember well) but for lack of attention and for disturbing the class… it was sometime between 1986 to ’89; Gibson hit one of the greatests home runs in “World” Series History, and yours truly was already soaked in testimonials and first person anecdotes about what went on in a ranch called Bufalo; but most important about the tales of the man who took down FBI agent Enrique Camarena… on the Billboard charts Point Dexter was feeling “hot-hot-hot,” just as Oliver North was raising his right hand in front of the Senate in order to justify “the gipper’s” Iran Contra “Gun Walking” program.  Fucking Nancy was giving major Shade To Her Former Friend Rock Hudson: SHE JUST SAID NO to him when a Parisian hospital called to secure Ronnie’s support: REPUBLICAN COMPASION AT ITS Best! Oh, Isaac, those were the days my friend; those Were the days, Right, Sarah? —•¡•— TimeStamp: 14hoo on CET, piggybacking on the KasieDC time slot.  Kasie, please don’t make fun (anymore) of that “dedicated follower of fashion” Donnie Deutsch… 🎵 “Oh yes he is—oh yes he is…”

Dear Rachel, thanks for not reading us. It really boosts our Morales, y como todos en Tijuana lo saben, eso es Terrible; anygüey Raquel, as we shadow-box with the News of the day we [the staff] cannot tell if you can spot the parallels between the ambush of the four G.I.’s in Niger, and the “Gun Walking Policies” (just [1] example) of how strategic U.S. Foreign Policy compromises American National Security in the first place … hold that thought, we see a blackout aproaching. TimeStamp: 1000 hours CET.

Two X-mas’ ago we [the staff] received a multimedia box set about “The Salt of The Earth,” or something like that. We never found the time to watch it (a second time) so the gift just sat there; waitng for someone to put it on the disk drive and hit the playback mode.  •—¡—•.  EFEMERIDE IMPROVISADA… fue PRECISAMENTE en un día como ayer, pero de 1945, cuando La Carta de Las Naciones Unidas entró en efecto, la organización de Países Alineados después de la 2da Guerra Mundial tenía … perdón tiene, sigue teniendo la esperanza de que todo el mundo algún día cante al unísono, la canción de Disneylandia: “It’s A Small World After All.”  [3]  .•—!—•.  Let’s take this last theme song sentence up a notch, shall we? According to Sarah Chayes, a leading authority in the field of corruption, according to TRMS, and her work (Sarah’s not Rachel’s) in Afghanistan, “people subjected to systematic corruption react  by going to extremes.” TRMS 23/Oct/2017. [1].  If we heard right, Chayes attributes the success of the Boko Haram affiliate ambush in Niger as a territorial consequence, rather than an ideological inspired attack… i once had the very brief opportunity of exchanging “off the record” comments with a Food an Agriculture U.N. oficial, it was around the time when the current Mexican Secretary of the National Sports Commision, el licenciado Alfredo Castillo, was charged with disbanding the “auto defensas” in the Tierra Caliente  of the State of Michoacán…. Hold that thought, right now we have to ‘race like a pissed horse’ and another blackout is headed to our parade. •—¡—• TimeStamp: 19h30 CET.

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P.S. Dear Eric Holder, i have never been to Alaska; and you sure sound different as a private citizen, i take back the “Motherfucker” that i tagged you with [Sir] on a different post; until you go ahead with your decision to run for The Office. [Context follows].


* Based on a true Three Dog Night corrido en Inglés.

1 Maddow, R., “TRUMP FLOUTING NORMS RISK VENAL TURN IN US [sic]”, via: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-flouting-norms-risks-venal-turn-in-us-1078348355534 Now then, Rachel, with regards to Sarah Chayes commentary about the report by Voice Of America (on its French language station), it turns out that one “liddle” piggy was sleep at the wheel, while the other “liddle” piggy (according to Politico [dot] com 19/9/2017) was having too much CRISPY SESAME beef with Donald Trump… (Please use a Bugs Bunny WWII correspondant voice when reading this reference).

“It turns out that this village was a << liddle >> contaminated by hostile forces… the unit stayed a << liddle >> longer than expected because, apparently people were aware that something [fishy, perhaps?] was going on.” }-~~•> Excerpt was piggybacked from a segment of the TRMS aired on Monday the 23rd of October, the link to that clip is hyperlinked in “Thing 2” below…  the segment was the prelude to Eric Holder expert opinion on the relationship between the current Attornney Gral. of “King” Donald the boar, first of his name, and The White House.

2 Voice of America en Francés; fast forward to 6m12sec to skip to this particular context: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/senate-committee-splits-as-trump-behavior-warrants-scrutiny-1081644611752

… Did you know that it was the French who invented the Voice Of America? That’s why the Frogs are our first ally… “and now you know, the rest of the story.”  —_~.  Fair use of AFN and Paul Harvey..

3. Organizzazione delle Nazioni Unite per l’alimentazione e l’agricoltura, Internationale Atomenergie-Organisation, Internationale Fernmeldeunion, World Health Organization, International Monetary Fund, The World Bank, the Unesco (except in the U.S. Of A. and the Tribe of Israel), Union postale universelle, et. al

Ensalada de maracas… entonando el átun (o las tuna’s en Inglés) allí mero por La Défense—Uso justo de Las Naciones Unidas y Direct Matin •—_—•. Foto por armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2017; copyleft. •—•.  TimeStamp: 18h30 CET

4 “And now, Page Two“… please read this reference in Paul Harvey’s voice, “Good day!”

Image courtesy of Radio France International, en Anglais, et certainement sans doute, avec la conscription du CNEWS Matin… remember, folks, when participating in “FreeStyle Hoboing” there is no better cushion for your cardboard mattress than good’ol crumpled up CNEWS direct Matin’s. The more in-your-face advertising that they use to cover the front page of each edition, the better it is for us [the staff]… o como dice el Pinche Brozo: porque CNEWS direct Matin tiene patrocinador, nosotros podemos dormir más calientitos y mejor! Ria_Ta-Ta—TEN-ga.

If i were the Devil, i’d buy a cover page @ Direct Matin: http://kiosque.cnewsmatin.fr/Pdf.aspx?edition=NEP&date=20171024

5 Pinche Politico, try a fucking salad instead… might we suggest a “French version” of the Mexican Maracas Salad, ingredients include: Minced Tuna and Red Beans; and let me tell you, Schumie: de que  con el [Heavy] Nopal en la frente, y un gusto en particular por toda clase de frijoles en el mercado internacionalista, we [the staff] don’t mind the stereotype, because WE love Chech & Chong!

Sincomentarios…

6 “If I were the Devil”… i’d probably invent the “Quesadillas Sin Queso“:

Dedicada a todos los chilangos huapangueros de Tamaulipas… “Mi ciudad”… versión “Heavy Nopal”. 🎵 Cabalgo sobre sueños…

http ://kiosque .cnewsmatin .fr/Pdf .aspx?edition=NEP&date=20171023

7 Blueberry note:

8 “No tengo tiempo de cambiar mi vida”, en la voz del Sol mexicano de Italia:

… De pronto FLASH!

Intermission — At The Drive–In

Almost En Vivo.
Via Stream connection from:
El Callejón de Exportación
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La Chingada Mesa de Otay

oh, hey Hallie Jackson, what’s up? Please relay to SFC Hunt, that as a background, Autumn looks swell on her.

—2nd Lieutenant Jacob Soborof:
Trump’s Wall, meant to keep immigrants out, today is drawing Mexicans as a tourist attraction.
—Sgt. First Class Kasie Hunt:
(Whispers into a “hot mic“) Oh, my God*

* What 2nd Lt. Soborof failed to take into consideration are, of course, his troop leading procedures, this is typical in  Sit-Reps coming over the net from buck-lieutenants (this is why the French invented Non-Commissioned Officers) and why SFC Hunt’s whisper is a Field-Manual (FM) knee-jerk reaction of a Platoon Sergeant recognizing when a fucking “Louie” shots from the hip, or John Wayne’s a scene…

Que no te haga BoBo, Jacobo:
Dear, Frank Figliuzzi… you forgot to mention the Army’s Criminal Investigation Division [insert playback of Law & Order’s signature gavel sound*] on Kasie’s segment about the U.S. Senate not being aware, we [the staff] repeat Not Being Aware that a considerable detachment of U.S. Military personnel are “Deployed” in Central Africa (Chad), in order to safeguard Timbuktu.

… if 2nd Lt. Soborof would have properly analyzed his terrain, and study the geographical characteristics of the region’s Cazicazgo Institucionalizado (Context for Sarah Chayes follows) he would know that his interviewees where scouting the “wall” prototypes because the Hank-Rohn Casino Caliente enterprise, is probably running numbers into the current “$400,000 U.S. maximum” bids of what are probably going to become DRIVE-IN screens, or some fucking art exposition where projections of fallen heros are to be shown in some fucking State Sponsored fair, or gala… or something like that.

The Prospector at UTEP is not going to let me lie, and if the Wetlands on the Eastside were left alone, Adriana Goméz Licón will surely let me know; or not.  Anygüey, President George Bush (part 2) might have been a “great” president (as compared to the current Nimrod  at The White House, but the no fence—some fence conceptual map is not a new thing. Just ask former Border Patrol Czar and ex 16th Congressional Representative, Sivestre Reyes, because it was under his watch that immigrant deaths on the Arizona Desert happened. My take in 2007 was that those deaths that happened were in part because Mr. Silvestre was for leaving that section of the border, “unfenced” (source on that follows)… flip the hour glass and a Halliburton subsidiary, under contract from the 2nd George W. Bush administration, had no problem following the plan of not running the “fence” through golf courses in Texas, which happened to lie next to the International Border Delimiter; homeowners at the “Chihuahuita” Barrio in El Paso, TX, had to put up with an eye-sore “fence” through their backyard (reminiscent of the Berlin Wall), and protected Wetlands —be damned!— because the “fence” had to pass through that habitat… so in recap: desert death traps for immigrants and Golf Courses (because you know, it would be an eye-sore for golfers, NO FENCE; Historical housing and  Protected Wetlands on the other hand, FENCE THE FUCK OUT OF ‘EM!… 2nd Lt. Soborof, do you know what a “fencer” is? A “fencer” is nothing more than a huckster—much like the 5-time draft-dodging President of ours…”So Sad,” so sad that he is in charge of decorating a true hero, Sad, “So Sad.”

Frequency Hop:

Sad, Very Sad indeed. We [the staff] express our deepest symphaty to the veteran receiving the Nation’s Highest Decoration from the little grubby hands of the Fencer-in-ChiefSad, So Sad.

Sources from the Field reveal that the reason for the negligent ignorance from our elected officials (on the African Theater of Operations) is due in part because of all the “wah-güa-hua-wa-ua“, background noise of “a four-star” General defending his boss’ decision to make an untimely and most inappropriate cellular phone call, to a soldier’s widow… Hey, Donald, you should have tweeted your hypocrisy and it would have been more emphatic, ‘cus we [the land of opportunity and melting pots] know how you “operate.”

General Browkaw, we admire your work, but with regards to today’s edition of Cousin Joe’s Show, we [the staff] are on Mika’s side… Source and context follows.

* Frank Figliuzzy, you must be one of those people, who like Sarah Silverman [and my ex-significant other] can’t get their eyelids shut without that dang-on gavel hitting a judge’s wooden coaster.

Dear, Mr. F… without counting or taking into consideration the Soup Sandwich Foreign Policy on the Chadian passport restrictions, and the lack of observation drones in real time on the terrain of operations, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK that field forensics in Central Africa, —one month after the fact— is going to return, “finger prints from a dropped cell phone, or a shell casing—a tire track???” —_— Image capture is courtesy of Kasie Hunt, Forensic Field Fantasy is courtesy of Mr. F… “and tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill,” Henry The Horse, on the other hand, died years ago; being castrated at a tender age, Henry was a once in a lifetime act, for he left no little Henrys to follow his act.

TimeStamp: 0000 hours (after mid’nite) CET.

COMING UP:

Eric Holder guest stars on TRMS.


Sources follow; we are out of juice. Please Stand-by.