Never mind laicism, here comes Blasfemia Republicana

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And in Washington… Jonathan Lemire just got an Ear full earful from none other than Amy, Amy, Amy. Only on Democracy Now, “the war on peace report”.

 

Hallelujah, that is quite the arch you got there, Mme. Secret-ary,

 

Confucius says :

Jesus! That motherfucker owes Mí five bucks!!!

Western Civilization for Dummies

 

Up next, it’s “impossible snapshots”, in this section Chris Hayes, from The Chris Hayes Show, reminisce about the time that the statue of President Abraham Lincoln was filled with 🗿so much hot  lava via the ear 👂🏼 canal that lava spewed out of our greatest president 🤮 mouth.

The H-factor on Trump’s colon straight.

Orban is dead*, Democracy got hungry in Hungary

*~. Politically, anyhow.

https ://www .wordreference .com /cacareo

Vamos a la selva — oh-oh-oh—oh-oh.

En El Perú, Rafa “el porky” López and Keiko “japonesa” Fujimori are out for the run-off, y en Ormuz… en Hormuz no hay Detroit puro estrecho.

https ://www .rtve .es /noticias /20260401 /keiko-fujimori-lopez-aliaga-debate-presidencial-peru

Trump’s Fake Social dot US.

Una cosa es certera, si no cierta, siendo que la llamada “espada de Bolívar”, esa que tanto ca-ca-ra-quea la “izquierda 🧐 buena” de París, Île-de-France, y la de Parás, Nuevo León, también, can no longer hold against the ultra conservatives or even the lukewarm Right in South America, with the exception of Brazil.

A deconstruction of Orban laws follows.

En París, en París no pasa Monterrey ; y en Parás ya nadie compra el PAN francés.

Don’t mistake Maranatha for Marathon

I’m telling you, “Kingdom Come” is not what it’s built up to be, pero sí, J.D. Vance, your stance now is what Orthodox-es called a :

Zubenelgenubi : the southern claw 🥊

This is why Öüï hate Catéchisme, it’s too fucking long.

S C H I S M,
You fucking hillbilly, period!

Deer, Joe Rogan. You sir are a homosexual, not even close to being a fag, Issy–Joe-drink donkey semen at the Trump UFC show. Youse looking good, puto. Sin Celery, the Latin Church ; and Joe Rogan —your mother is the harlot that the redneck Bible writes about.

… en fin, Jacqueline Alemany, Öüï’s gonna have some fun to-nite, on account that Susana Poveda is bringing out the Suicide Blondes, bay-bee—in-excess.

Australia is the enemy

Just sayi’n… if the Jews wish to stop being compared to nazis, perhaps they should do like the Krauts and change their fucking Nazi 🇮🇱 flag.

 

Break Mí in Three, Jackie… it’s okay 👍🏼 youse gonna like the way you look… and Jonathan Capehart, that burger better b.b.b.b.b good.

And if that burger ain’t good, Eye is going to give Avi Velshi a buzz cut, because I could not touch Eugene’s afro 🥨

In theaters this summer:

Don’t say a word, just rock, rock-a-güey de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

 

Eugene Daniels the dude³ 😎 with the untouchable afro

En fin Avi Velshi, en Perros Bravos, N.L., el pelo se hace a pedradas, not with blades 💈

En Durango, los alacranes tienen alas, but that’s only because Delicados 🚬 are fake Faros.

³~. Eye bet you thought that Eye was going to put fag instead, didn’t you Eugene, didn’t you?

Deer, Jonathan Martin, enjoy your Cracker Barrel Elite…

Fuck the Israel-USA alliance, pass the biscuits…

And, Jackie Alemany, wait for it—wait, but for the record, please relay to Mika that this 36-hour shit show took but two minutes to write, not counting the auto-correct cockblocks.

Beef motherfucker, that’s for dinner…
y como dijo David Bowie,
“i got Drama, can’t be stolen”

Eslabón por eslabón 🔗

Now, in case your French-ass’ been away from The Equinox at Issy-les-Moulineaux, La Palmier 🌴 es un lugar para NARCOS (wearing Wannabee). Normally, the Mexican dates are reserved for SEPTEMBER, do Ewe Remember, Alicia Leos? Or are you MILES away from Don Porfirio’s place in Paname? However, coming this May, La Tropa Loca de la embajada de México en Longchamps va a incursionar en Don Napo’s III Place.

Aunque usted, no lo crea.

The Jester wears Prada on the Sam Stein Show

Fragile Pete and The Don

 

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again…

Love your President briefing of an American Pie

Is it just Mí, Cousin Joe, or is Sam Stein looking more and more like that “f-ugly” Mexican on “the Wood, the Bark and of course Eli Wallach”?

Deer, Sam Stein… not Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side..” but American Pie should be playing on the audio background of that Jester there.

 

… When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me 

This book has not been written, yet.

 

Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

A war of choice to distract from Jeffrey Epstein’s circle of Friends. Victory in Hormuz.

… and Katty Kay, give my regards to that “fucking” bunny

Lobster Poutin with fake Hershey Reese’s… really, Hershey Kisses-es is fake chocolate? Where does this put Kit Kat on the cacao scale?

Hollywood ain’t got nothing on Mí ; Issy-fuck–The Algorithm for a monster.

 

Place your bets, gringos
🐎

Siete Leguas

French central bank nets €13bn by pulling gold out of US reserves… any 🦉 hoot, Donald ; Eye was talking about Patton and if you know where Armor is forged, then you STUPID MOTHERFUCKER {sir} have only weakend Churchill Downs. You bone spur coward you.

John McCain

John McCain… every word that came out of Donald John Trump’s mouth regarding the U.S. pilot extraction from PETE HEGSETH’S gospel is filled with POW/MIA cum… because Donald John Trump as an Executive Branch representative, —sucksIn Jesus name, a-Men.

If it’s Tuesday, Georgia is on my mind and I ran, Eye ran so far away from Pete Hegseth’s bible study conference for hillbillies who are hungry while their favorite son kisses some mean Hungarian mice’s asses.

Holy Tuesday, mister Saturday Night Special… usted hiede a Azufre!

 

Yes, Öüï told youse about Trump back when Mika Brzezinski was two-timing “Oddball” at the French Riviera Inn in 2015, but of course, it has to be a Frog that makes the point.

 

Time to give Samson a haircut… Delilah!!!

Domingo de Pascua and your average little devil : the political clown

It’s a hard job, but someone’s got to make those fucking conformists laugh.

Évry body wants to be a comedian, even the Pope… can Ewe believe that he’s a Communist!!! Dios mío, en el nombre del Padre, de Juan Pablo II y, la santísima Reich!

 

And we begin in Avignon, where the French Pope, yes Doctor Poisson, I’m going there, to the Pope’s castle there on account that a populist Clown, from the “télématin” troupe (no less) just made people there poorer-than your average Frog ; also, ANATOLI DUROV quit the Big Top and dropped the KISS costume and instead, Anatoli is taking on the role of a different species of comedian on account that the French in Avignon just invented a mouvement called “the stand-up”.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/04/05 /le-nouveau-maire-davignon-olivier-galzi-augmente-de-35-les-indemnites-de-ses-adjoints-dont-sa-propre-compagne

Time After Time since at least 2010, i (Armando Segovia) have been telling the Evil fuckers at la préfecture de París (Cité) that your (French) politics will go the way of a Mexican tómbola, but you just keep playing the “POPULIST CINEMA” con MORENA-Francia and the Nazi Right 👍🏻… by the way Susana Poveda, Brian is in the kitchen and Öüï could careless about a boy named Isaac 😂☺️😉

En fin, Judas did nothing wrong, all that Judas did/do was to pull an Olivier Galzi, —on the sect’s allowances. If anything, Oliver Galzi kept two municipal cops (each) from roaming them Doms.

https ://www .jornada .com.mx /2026/04/05/lula-is-the-only-possibility-to-SAVE-democracy-in-brasil

Ahora sí, a chingar a su madre Buenos Aires, y que vivan los que saben cómo se hace reír a Janeiro en Avignon, Issy-Eye-Will get you D.A.R.E….

Eh… what’s up doc? This bunny has yet to be named

Pink 🩷

Por El Mero Estrecho de Trump — MAGNUM photos are for fags, period!

 

In local news, Patton’s “America” is now the evil Hun.

Time is a relative time sandwich.

 

… told’Ewe all that Eye was going to put a CONEJO on that Golden Moon, the effect off-course, turned Selene into a beautiful PINK MOON, although knowing CHRIS HAYES’ record when it comes to our natural SATELLITE at the “all in show” (burp) he would probably refer to this magnificent GIG IN THE SKY as just another SHOT IN THE DARK of a “dead cold rock” circling an Ozzy Osbourne eclipse.

 

En fin, no pasó a mayores de ahí.