Happy 78th Birthday to Mike Barnicle, that motherfucker, he makes Willliam Shatner (Capt. Kirk, 90) look like a 49’er…
Anyhow, before we switch, IT!, over to Le M del Mundo de Le Monde, Öüï is going to see WHAT in THE FUCK Cerf-panthère is talking about APRES MIDI in her 20minutes slot:
Nouveau signe, le cerf-panthère devient le SERPENT de terre.
Cerf-panthère PAS AVANT MIDI
Columbus genocide They eve…
N° 3667 20 minutes (Grand Paris)
Lunes 11 de octubre 2021
L’inhumation de Colbert… Only the LEGS of the Slave Trader are stored inside of the burial shrine of the man WHO MADE FRANCE GREAT back then… All Those Years ago. And BENEVOLE PHARMACIST, ‘member how I told you that I don’t select the news of the THEY and about how EYE only threads the needle on this French Quilt? Well, if you ever research what CAR TALK on the ARCHIVES of National Public Radio in Washington, D.C., then you will probably be able to attach a patch for HAPPY DAYS (TV Series) and American Graffiti (The Movie), Ron Howard was the STAR in both, anyhow the BLACK PLYMOUTH on Le M Mag is CHRONOLOGICALLY ACURATE with what the fictional characters in American Graffiti would drive in the 1970’s, the HOT RODS in American Graffiti BTW are set in CENTRAL CALIFORNIA in the 1950’s right before the INDOCHINA leftovers from VIETNAM, so Öüï reckons that by the TIME that President Nixon was on the SCENE the Conservative faction of RONALD REAGAN was driving UNMARKED Vehicles like the one representing Jean-Baptiste Colbert’s final resting place at the Church of Saint Eustache in Paris, a un lado de La pinche Westfield Mall.
DEER Cerf-panthère je suis comme Thomas, voir c’est croire, manifeste-toi, je ne crois pas un seul iota de cette Magdalena y menos del pinche CHUY.
Cerf-panthère PAS AVANT MIDI
Message au conducteur de train « perturbé » par une question, qui nous a contactés lundi : oui,lecerf-panthère existe. Ouvrez l’œil.
N° 3668 20 minutes (Grand Paris)
Miércoles 13 de octubre 2021
And, Melle. Pitch (ad award) meet The Benevolent Pharmacist changing the world one Carrot at a time, and Melle. Pitch, i know that you probably think that i am talking about golden Karats here (punto y coma) why with you being from the Madison Avenue Doctrine world at L’avenue Montaigne (part of the Paris Golden Triangle) and Mí, that handsome dude, always playing with the double-triple… an dare Eye say, Fourth meaning beyond the War of The WORDS, your staff probably thinks that them Carrots are some sort of Golden Parachute, but no, like the “better tomato” envisioned by Van Halen in Cabo San Lucas, sometimes a carrot is just a carrot and a Tomato will always be KETCH-up!
And as, IT! Happens… i’m with Prof. Gloude Jr. on this one: Two Things Can Be True At The Same Time. And if PHARMACIES in San Francisco are closing at 17h because people are stealing tooth paste from the Anti-Dentite section of the drug dispensaires, then SAN FRANCISCO should stop passing out the Candy. It’s TROU!!! Por Ejemplo, Denis Soula:
You can play “Dueling Banjos” and Deliver Support for RAPE and, —Murder… check the log… go ahead play the guy holding the CAT who looks like the perp in the POLICE report. C’mon Denis, stoke the fire, see Mí light Your fire! You son of a bitch.
Page 666: Splish Splash / Stand By Me (punto y coma) followed on p. 667 by non other than The Star Spangled Banner… And Little Steven at the Underground Garage, page 665 preceeds all [THAT JAZZ ] with SPIDERS and SNAKES… look, IT!, UP—motherfucker.
Let Mí Take Ewe down… Strawberry Filelds [in frames, ésé] … PAGE 453: MEMORY (from CATS). Music by A. L. WEBBER Text by T. NUNN after T.S. ELIOT.
On the same sphere Eye noted that @jonlemire was such an Actor, yada, yada, yada. The reason for that, Cousin Joe, is that yesterday during your holiday in Nantucket, AP Lemire threw some major shade on the “Classic-lovin'” mélomanes Issy*, vato.
Bon Scott was correct, the French don't know how to play Rock and Roll… and Jonathan LaMire youse such a CU*T you do*'t *eed *o Acti*g School. pic.twitter.com/qlfRgoNG1u
*; / French cacophonie for the English translation of “HERE”, ese.
Now given our reduced resources, Öüï cannot bring you a snapshot of the screengrab so our new Intern, Wheeeeee, is going to paraphrase the conversation for your sorry Bostonian ass… Gooooo, Dodgers!
At the SAVOY [TRUFFLE]: Top seating from right to left, Creme Tangerine and Montelimar Bottom row, a ginger sling and pineapple heart
In a new tell-all book, “deepthroat” confidant Bob Woodward and that PBS guy with a Méditerranéen last name (probably from Macedonia) Bob Costa, detailed how POTUS 45° was soothed with Broadway tunes when he got angry. It must be noted that Lemire pouted dissatisfaction (kind of sort of like Diego Luna does) when saying the following:
[A]nd then she said that aids rushed in with his favorite tunes, such as “Memories” from the musical CATS when they heard Trump scream in anger³, while sitting at The Resolute Desk (which was quite often).
³.)_ No mentioning if Mr. Trump “ever looked back” while fuming at The White House.
A brand KNEW band is hitting the scene. They call themselves “The Beatles” and on October (en octubre tenía que ser) The Band is « debuting » their backwards style Deluxe Edition of “Let It Be” at the end of a long and winding career, working their way to page one(77) in New Zealand, knot Liverpool. Read all about it on the Charlie Watts edition of Rolling Stone (PUNTO y COMA) BUYER BEWARE, edition N° 136/October 2021 of RScame out defective, it’s in FRENCH.
Previously on Season 6, Episode 11 at the Pont Alexandre 3 in Paris, Carmela makes the good folks of Au Pied du Cochon an offer that they can’t refuse.
¡Vamos, majo! Móntese en las piernas de Io (not to be confused with Jupiter’s moon, eh), de paso señor Valls, invite a Miguel Bose and here is why: Eye bet that from the list of luminaries that you grew up with some are artists that I —armando segovia— actually admire, but that I would never want to meet.
Now because i am working with limited resources i will be very—very Brief, so brief that the ride will last ONE SPINNING WHEEL ride « mo’less », which is pronounces MOW-less, ¡not MOLES!, porque ahorita Io ya merendó.
Back in 2015 you found my prescence in FRANCE in conflict with the The Year of México in France… se acuerda usted Sr. Ministro? Bueno, para causa y efecto let’s say that your memory won’t allow you to think about that incident because you probably know where I am headed with this, ISSY, I am headed to Lille, not NICE.
With that in mind, Madame Mayor (Hidalgo, 75000—CEDEX) let me wrap a lien around you just in case Mr. Valls wants to run for your current post once you leave your position at EL AYUNTAMIENTO, think of this as un pase para VERONICA (suerte taurina del primer tercio, no la cocaina para la novia del otro día)… so if you are really thinking of OverHauling your immigration version for the masses start with the ACADEMIC TOURISTs that come to Franceto sow their wild oats at Sciences Po, l’ENA and of course la bendita Sorbonne and then, Monsieur concejero de Barça, go back to their countries to become the loyal bureaucrates and fonctionnaires of dictators, quasi-dictators, and/or corrupt regimes like the one in Mexico, which (as an independent academic researcher) legally brought me to FRANCE in 2011 under the auspices of a TALENTS and Skills visa.
Cambio de Tercio
I am going to request a el JUEZ de PLAZA que por favor no saque a los embestidores, let ME, motherfucker… enjoy la faena sin necesidad de debilitar a la bestia, que en este ruedo en forma de blog es usted.
Muleta en mano, don Manuel, le comentó que… el monarca del trincherazo, es Silverio y esta MONTERA va por le caporal-chef Maxime Blasco. Cualquier parecido con los soldados de Afghanistan en la portade de LA ECRAN DE VEILLE, edición de lanzamiento o,como dice La Legión Extranjera, laN°1… es pura SALMA HAYEK en DOGMA.
With all due respect, Presidente Macron… i don’t select the news of “The Night Before”, heck you were the Ministre de l’Économie, de l’Industrie et du Numérique when the MEXICAN ARMY brought it’s CIRCUS to Town…. Vielle for all the LAZY Americans at La SORBONNE means “WOKENESS“, AUSSI… Mr. President, Öüï is talking BIG BALLS here, not VALLS.
And Starring as Kareem Abdul (33) Jabbar: Eugene Daniels
Track 6 _ Ain t IT! Fun!!!
… and Cousin Joe, FYI, I met the current President of the United States of America while covering the 18th District and, motherfucker, CAMDEN, New Jersey. Enjoy YOUR latte. WADR… ask TIM R.
Or KNOT! In any case that you put Mí in, we are following a thread from Yesterday’s content and one of the lines that i am going to connect now is with the Great Mexican State of COAHUILA DE Zaragoza, home of mi tocayo, and most corrupt senator of El Primer Ojete of that nation.
And, Madame Mayor¹ (Hidalgo*) this line is for the good people that make up your TOURISM BOARD… AUSSI, don Calderón, i am so sorry that my commentary from LAST WEEK TO THEY gave you a Heart ATTACK!!! We wish you a speedy recovery and WELCOME to the bandwagon (you fucking Spearhead you… are you also a veteran of the 8ID or are you just Ate Up? And, just in case you are wondering what “ate” pronounced like a Gringo Eight, ask a el baboso-in-charge of killing the Environment in CUATRO-CIEN-EGAS, COAHuila what pendejo means.
¹ to be continued… sorry about that we are running on fumes, but if you know What TRACK TWO is about than you know that WE KEEP Truckin’ on.
³./ Ask BETO O’ROURKE what the difference is.
But because he doesn’t know what happens BEYOND Samalayuca i’ll just tell you here. Mi tocayo, don Guadiana, is a COAL miner and me i just happend to have made the mistake of going to college… should have been a MULE and maybe i could have work my way into politics in EL PASO.
* Not to be confused with “chingue a su madre el que deje algo”, because, MADAME HIDALGO that is what that Mexican Delegation that you had to welcome into your beautiful OFFICE did, —BACK in 2015. And i guess what I, armando segovia, is trying to say TO YOU, Madame Hidalgo, is that this is what my tangent with YOUR OFFICE is all about. And, Madame Hidalgo, I don’t select the NEWS of the DAY… and CASEY JONES is HIGH on COCAINE, is the reference for the AMTRACK train that derailed… I told you that I would make La Bendita SNCF look good. And here is how:
In France the Trains derail when the conductor lets their KIDS drive the ENGINE, in the STATES there is no SNCF… and WIKIPEDIA quotes:
SNCF will begin disciplinary proceedings and take punitive measures against employees responsible for, among other things, the “reckless presence” of children on the test train, presence of seven people in the cab, the lack of rigor in creating lists of those onboard and controlling access to the train, and “without doubt” the human errors in the cab
And, Baby Blue… the good people of Southlake should take on the ‘cues’ from Southpark, having stated that… Token* guest stars as the student council president.
Truth and Consequences New Mexico… context follows
* Rep. Hakeem Jefferies (D-NY)
… AS fo’Mí, Avi Velshi has got the right idea and Eye is going to join Öüï at the Saint Estauche Soup Line, let’s PRAY for some breakfast tacos… even though it’s the 16:00 hour in CET, but now that ANGELA said “auf Wiedersehen” and it happens to be the Weekend… Öüï is KNOT on DEADLINE (like the Haitians in Ciudad Acuña, Coahuila) for now.
In context, y’all heard of BITCHES BREW… it’s KNOT one of Those!
This here is what Rick James would call:
And as luck would have it, Tiffany’s hair was saved by the so-called OBAMA CARE. And, FIP Sirens, full-disclosure and because you are (all) in on the JOKE (you motherfuckers)… ISSY—y’all know that I am not a doctor, yet!—but I did get royaly fucked by one.
Anyhow, my Saturday Deadline Girl dedicat-r-ed one of her two-hour segments to her struggle with a big ol’ tumor that was causing her to lose that beautiful hair on that latte-skin of her. The ailment is called “fibrosis” or something like that (Eye told you that Mí is not a Doc), yada-yada-yada she was doing the news for free —not getting paid that is— yada, yada, yada, broke and with no medical insurance in THEM United States of the Land of The Free, and then OBAMA CARE was signed into LAW, and Oh Happy Theys! The rest is HER history.
In context, Bitchin’ Luck gave way to The Birth of Cool, or whatever her baby was named after the Tumor on her VIENTRE was extirpated, and Tiff could then procreate.
In conclusion: Tiff was given UNA de DOS SOPAS, extract her reproductive organs (cheapest way in America to fix the pain and excessive menstruation) or remove ($$$) the tumor inside her (moonlighting as PASSENGER in her), which is when OBAMA CARE kicked in.
Triple Trend This Twitter Tiff… Told you about them T-T’s (Twitter Threads) so don’t go EXTRApolating onthe freaky consequences of this most non-consequential life.
What a way to SEGUE from the Super Freak R. KELLY to R. James… at least your producers kept the theme on the letter R, which happens to be fip . fr radio favorite letter, not because of the universality of the 18th letter in the alphabet, but because fip . fr supports RAPE and MURDER… fip prefers the ROLLING STONES from THE BEATLES, but i am sure that Öüï Can Work, IT!, Out.
Jimmy Fallon is So Stupid… he makes Australia look cool… and Australia is the Enemy, bunch of deported ex-cons in Anglais, and CurrenT Cons in French. Trou fact.
Jimmy Fallon is So Stupid… Eye can go on all night butwhy waste the Band—WiiDth, MANNNN!
One for the Road:
Jimmy FALLON is SO STUPID… he makes Jay Leno sound like an erudite at Boston College. Trou story one time the Cadre at Boston College asked Jimmy Fallon to show his work on an Extra-Credit assignment, it was a simple assignment, the professor asked Jimmy to print Boston College’s slogan³ and Jimmy, as always, used MS WORD instead of EVER to ExCel.
In Local news… not to be outdone by Mika Brzezinski’s legendary trips to Frejus in the South of France, SUSANA PUVEDA is currently eating tacos (REAL #tacos) in EAST EL EY… FALL•ON — D.A.T. Jimmy, fall on that.
Dear, WordPress “Happines Geniuses,” if you are not reading, I have a problem with my publishing ship. My BROWSER continues to be JAMMED on all (except this undisclosed location at the Villejuif Underground sublet squat) browsers. Öüï suspects foul play from the Paris Tourism Board and the Melle. Pitch Awards.
Anyhow our apologies to Mr. Alejandro Jodorowski because RIGHT ABOUT NOW, little ol’Eye was supposed to be in the middle of the KNIFE IN THE BACK episode of a DUNE ride³ (1973 – 1977) denied*.
Australia is the concurrence – Aussi… and before i forget que se nos olvida: Viva México, cabrones.
Instead, i am left to CATCH up and review the Frida-Hayek diet-shroom churro called “BLISS” in where ISABEL or, rather, the “ugly world” version of a mad scientist that leaves hisher “SOUL MATE” out-and-out in Beverly Ville (75020). It’s based on a TROU story.
After the break and, whenever the Paris Tourism Board allows the expat part of the U.S. in Paname, our Mexican ass is going to bring you the DARK side of Ringo STARR:
We All Live In a Biden Submarine, and Eye quotes:
A Biden Submarine
Please don’t shoot the Messenger, remember now, Austraila is the Enemy. Ask yourself, Madame Hidalgo:
Do you think that it is a coincidence that The Motor Bike of that fellow Johnny Holliday went up on the same day that the UK Subs demanded a “Contract” from « La Compañia ? »… C’mon—MANNNNN!!!Didn’t you watch the BON SCOTT interview? Scott lays it all out on the French and Eye quotes, “their rock and roll,” and he is not too kind with that other fellow from the Knights In Satan Service, from New York City… bunch of clowns who really hail from the Motor City.
It’s only natural, and Governor Abbot (R-TX) Eye can assure your mentally crippled soul that by, or no-later-than the first official cigarette break in France, which usually happens at around Ohhhh, 21h in Hawaïï Standard Time, the cobblestones (pavés) are free of nucleic acid sequences and other assorted mec'(os).
Sur la voie publique, on ne jette pas masques, gants et mouchoirs !
Note to Lawrence O’Donnell @thelastword… THIS IS A TIME DELAYED ENTRY… iPhone is down-iPhone is down go to @segoarma for update
And still to come… Évry body is talking about BOXING now, c’mon KEN, —burn the fucking BandWagon! And, Reverend Al… is it true that ALI is, was, and will always be prettier than Paul?
WHO cares, that’s YESterday’s news all Öüï know is that Magnum was, is, and will forevermore be a fag (punto y coma) never mind The Mexican Suitcase and follow’me fuckos to where the streets no tienen madre. Sponsored by Achtung Sud.
It’s 1964 and if it’s Sunday the 13th, then Martin Luther is telling, IT!, —like it is— in Berlin. Trou STORY. It’s a story in part about Walls, the people who climb them, and the migras who shoot’EM.
WADR… you know, it was the Acrobatic French (Belmondo) who HIGH-Wired them Twins. TROU STORIES.
Madame/Doctor Ph.D., First Lady Mrs. Jill “Bee” Biden…
El próximo TORO le corresponde a JAY LENO… knot to be confused with a Blue Jay güey, Lennon…
Öüï is experiencing TECHNICAL Difficulties… No es lo mismo “un perno” que un PERNOCTAR, doña Vilma. LA CORRUPCIÓN mexicana En Francia nunca deja descansar, y ESO, señora, ESSO ES OTRO ROLLO. 🤩🤩🤩 “DOC’ That VIP a THEY’s CONTRACT for VACATIONING IN MÉXICO ON 9/11‘sEve… 🎶🎶🎶 Well SHAKE IT, up, —BABY!!! Ohhhh
Per your husband’s request,
Musical Guest: LAS FUENTES DE BELMONDO
Featuring their Number One Hit
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT… 20minutes dot France, it’s not a university, it’s more like the equivalent of the building where that MINI-mí version of LADY LIBERTY, “Standing There”, opposite to the DAKOTA in Central Park actually resides, it’s in PARIS 3rd and that French Version of a Community College is called the Arts and Trades Museum, or something like that.
With that in mind, Doctor Bee, this is not a draft:
BELMONDO, according to Mexican correspondent stunt double, Vilma Fontana BoBaNa, used to get paid roughly about a Powerball Jackpot for Twisting and Shouting in RIO, doña Vilma, —En Rio de Bahia 🇧🇷, period.
Note to editors: La tia Tati and auntie Kami have lunch at Sanborns®️
“It was Twenty Years ago today »…||… seriously, now we kn0w how many planes it takes to bring the World to a stop. Twenty years ago, Rocky Raccoon reckons [that the 411] was actually a Tuesday on 9/11… Issy, Tuesday’s Gone.
And Willie Geist, the cache (on the server side) has censored the access of my TimApple phone to my personal WordPress Blog*. But don’t think for a minute that Öüï and the STAFF [didn’t] caught catch that peacock camera manperson-x doing a Rudy Ray Moore camera angle on Chief Joseph Pfeifer’s interview from the other Top of The World. Nice view that The Producers got for you there, Willie Geist.
*🙁 Thank you, Donnie Deutsch, and congratulations for finallyconvincing the local IT guys to finally close the Browser access to my old iPhonie 6plus from the other side of the FENCE/CSR Window.
COINCIDENTALLY, Donnie Deutsch… you son of a bitch! — Do you remember the FIRST knee-jerk reaction³ of the FCC on the afternoon of Tuesday September 11, 2001? If your Business Development Trade brain doesn’t allow you to recall that, allow Mí to take the orchestra back to February 10, for a session that the The WalrUS replacement called, “A Day in the Life”, Monday, September 10, 2001.
³. Following the ‘Balls To The Wall’ response from all of the FIRST RESPONDERS like Chief Joseph Pfeiffer’s Fire Engine staff… ISSY, his brother también, Alicia Menéndez, his brother también.
L’accès à l’URL https://www.celebstoner.com/news/celebstoner-news/ est restreint. It’s The Year of Africa in France, but ain’t THIS a motherfucker, Madame Hidalgo à ROUEN¹, on a day after a “HARD’s DAY NIGHT” (9/12/2021) and AFROMAN cannot play, EYE say AGAIN, —Mme. la candidate— AFROMAN CANNOT play at the Beaubourg… not sure if AFROMAN is going to be allowed to blaze in front of that AFROHUT in front of your Olympic Logos à Paname. When you sit, IF YOU WOULD, —at l’Elysée.
¹;) Y cómo un DOMINGO SIETE
La Candidature a La Presidentielle se Precise
ANNE HIDALGO SE LANCE… p.6; N°2605 GRAND PARIS CNEWS matinée
Catégorie : Promotion et Vente de Drogue "9/11 a interrompu ma carrière."
Description de la catégorie : Contenu faisant la promotion de la drogue et contrevenant notamment à l'article L3421-1 du Code de la Santé publique et à l’article 222-37 du Code pénal. Sont notamment intégrés les sites qui expliquent comment bien faire pousser des plantations ou acheter du matériel pour la culture et la consommation. Les associations d’aide aux toxicomanes sont intégrées dans la catégorie « Santé ».
That’s right Donnie Deutsch, the first thing that “Mister Richard smoker” in charge of the FCC did, was to kill AFROMAN’s High. Heck, the current FDNY Commissioner, Daniel Nigro², remembers how The Charts looked that day… hilarity ensues, Hallie Jackson, when The FCC Commissioner’s dad (a Gral. Powell) shows the WORLD what a “mushroom cloud” looks on a RONALD REAGAN’s “Just SAY NO” trip.
².:( Again, our ability to re-construct and upload a reality via screen-grabs to my motherfucking blog has been censored by the person on the other side of the Server, of them WiFi spots!…