Category Archives: Bing’s!!!

Capturas de pantalla que disciernen información utilizando:
1. Un buscador especifico de Internet.
2. Una imagen que aparece en un buscador de Internet.
3. La circunlocución de una noticia, de algún evento —quizás una efeméride para emprender en un análisis de contenido.

La imagen y los dos elementos del sitio web se utilizan para expresar una observación, una ironía o quizá una metáfora para explorar el significado de lo que pasa en México, con sus mexicanos y en su respectivo tiempo y región.

Es así como el navegador y los campos de búsqueda se transforman en teletipos y entonces sintetizan cada acontecimiento o serie de sucesos; y eso, por ser un trabajo de crítica no debe de interpretarse como infringir o de robar los derechos de un autor.

This is a template, y nada más que un patrón

Entonces pues Benjamin [not Ewe] à la rue de Saint-Denis, don’t get lost in translation :

Coma frutas y verduras and don’t cut your first-born’s throat just because some “burning 🇮🇱 bush” told you to part the Red Sea while listening to Exodus and smoking a fat Marley at Pyramids (Metro line 14:21–22). Look it up, nigga’… it’s in The Bible.

 

In local news, poultry in the State of Israel³ are currently seeking pardon from Abraham’s god after Netanyahu 💩 used those stupid chickens 😇 to transfer all of his crimes against Amnesty International onto … those poor 🐔 chickens who only wanted to grow up to be “Chick’n Nuggets” at the McDo en Tel Aviv.

Samba for Ewe.

 

³~. KapParot before Yum-yum 🍩 Kapoor.

Over at the old INNOCENT’s Cemetary, The Republic might have removed the SKULLS and BONES from the fountain that stands there, but the spirits are still there remain in Châtelet, not at The Catacoms.

Back in Palestine :

Thank you, Jerge, for providing the “visuals” for today’s post, i am glad, to be a SOURCE for your [cartoonish] inspiration… ‘member now, JERGE : Know Your Chicken 🐔 you have to know your chicken.

Sources close to the, Colonel Sanders, relay that KFC’s across the so-called promised land (to Jared Kushner and associates at The U.S. Embassy in Paris, France) report numerous incidents of poultry meat catching on fire like a fucking bush.

 

Hoy no hubo Jackie… this for math is not mathin’

Over at The Strait of Warm Ooze, people who know, know not to ooze.

War Pigs, but yes Madame Secretary, President Barack H. Obama did in fact win a Nobel Peace Prize. And Jackie Alemany, little ol’Eye did warn you about the overcast skies with a chance of Thundershowers in France.

Just giggle as you work, —it builds character.

I pitty the pundit that who wears a Vilma Flintstone dress to The Weekend on a Sunday… them shells do accentuate them “pecs”, the tan shade is just iceing on the chest… go ahead vogue.

@TheRealWhiteHouse — it’s president’s TACO chicken coop

Sponsored by POLLOS TRASGO and TYSON FOODS de Walmart™

Regardless, Avi Velshi, regarde-les poules, and then “cherchez la femme”. But before you let the great Pundita in Red hand-feed you that SOMA dose, remember that whether you are referencing “animal husbandry” or “modular feelings of entrapment” —the chickens will come home to roost ✊🏽

 

CoreCivic, also-known-as, “NYSE: CXW” . It’s a buisness model taken straight out of the poultry section of Walmart (or your local supermarket, really) and La Comarca Lagunera de Torreón-Gómez-Lerdo, territorio de indios.

Don’t Call It : Animal Farm, and Ali Velshi, it has nothing to do with the Lion King franchise, it does however provide an echo of a BMW concentration camp like the very ones of Europe in first half of the 20th Century brand.

A Brave New Rancho, güey.

If it’s mon “they”, it’s meet the Nazi Nostalgics³

In local news, fip dot fr went all “Mexican Radio” — like — a — cult, nigga! Like a cult. It’s all part of the Susana Poveda’s “Siglo de Oro Monday Knights Fight” and for this fucking lundi evening el Instituto Cervantes gobsmacks Andalucians y extraños when la –ñ – kicks out the jams like Bad Brains on Pop.

Give it a güey 🤳🏼

 

In this section of the play, El Instituto Cervantes takes on the role of la esquina ruda fighting en relevos australianos como el bando  del CULTISMO de Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz , Juana d’Arco y, —un tal Gongora ; diagonally opposite en el pancracio están los técnicos de la Real Academia Española wearing the masks of los CONCEPTISTAS de Quevedo.

Santiago de Chile… lo bueno es de que ‘los y las chilenas’ si leen y pronuncian el Inglés à-la-mode de los Rosbifs en France.

CNEWS Matin… now with more chile 🌶️ on each broadKast.

⚙️ 🛠️ 🪇 ⚒️ ⚙️🛠️🍌⚽⚙️⚒️

but FO’ist! on the b-r-o-d-KAST,
it’s “mi amigo” Cornelio en La Seine
el más bato de los vatos en esos bateaux feos de París. Cornelio is scheduled to have a junta with a motley crue de Châtelet, no doubt “los amigos de la embajada mexicana” will buy the CLASS VI and all of the other “speak-easy” needs for the job.

This Is Spinal Tap con Chile 🇨🇱 in the marrow.

Congratulations, Latin American Left!!!
You did it!!!
Your backasswardiness brought back
mister “pino-Che_tis—Mo”.

Literally la “ñ” no lleva tilde, the hovering glyph above its arch es « innommable »

Take This Job and Shove it, literally in Green, now tell Mí, LA-minor, what can Brown do for Ewe?

Any güey, Gustavo, bienvenido al club del lugar en donde todo la gente conoce tú nombre o, “como dicen los franceses”, Évry body knows your name, now just go ahead and consider these, meaningless words, ese, but know that you arrive in good company, heck motherfucker, IT!, could say that the best possible company of Em# all becuase you arrive with the constancia de Catherine, whom by the way I (Armando Segovia) have been trying to introduce to this most non-consequential blog for a week now, but somehow have been hitting a wall in doing so, but is it not that the way things go? Things, or in this case persons arrive when they are supposed to and so with-out nothing ad-Do, I am going to get me another beer and maybe tomorrow I will tell you how my discussion with Faisal about Luzbel went. Por el momento enjoy the sunshine en plena helada de invierno parisino porque como ya lo dije : I Need Another Beer.

Anyway, Faisal… it’s a human number, Eye guarantees IT!.

 

Before Eye leaves it would behoove you to hit the tags below under the header Schiltz, if nothing more just so your Argentinian-ass knows where Öüï’s coming from, because as they say in MAPIMÍ : sobre aviso no hay engaño, —vato.

13 de noviembre… be kind

Efemérides

Nohemi… chica super~poderosa, now the French, being the cock-suckers that they are changed KINDNESS Day from the 13 of November to the 3rd of the same month.

El Monte goes here.

At ASEGOVIA3 we say fuck that, you fucking FROGS. November 13 remains “kindness” day, period, you cock sucker-motherfuckers.

Even if you close the streets

El Monte goes here : Nohemi González, presente.

†

Now it’s jazz… what chu’got for Mí, Marjo~lena? Take an eucalyptus sucker for your throat, or kiss me already, it’ll make you feel good:

Although you never sounded better… I love you and your scratchy voice tonight.

Let’s Do It…

Seriously… you and me.

🇯🇵

I Guarantee it.

✌🏼Peace.

Adelita Rising — a Pope’s favorite

Phrase of the Day:

Tommy changed a chord on Morning Joe… Keyword, “Exclusive Forecast”, now with more COW belle.

Trolling for a cause… it’s like “getting in good trouble”, but using 1’s and 0’s while fingerbanging MTV featuring The Who’s ax-man, Pete Villehold singing America’s Number 1 hitjob: Well Shit Daltrey They Got Fooled Again by that Eminence Trump.

When in Rome, catch a film… or knot, either güey, Jacqueline Alemany, all of a sudden there is such thing as “good trolling” or, trolling for a cause! Jesus Fucking Christ, if only this most non-consequential had come up with this concept back at the Unesco in 2016 when the Buzzfeed crowd was working hand-en-mano with La Juventud Venezolana de la 4ta Transformación de Javier Sicilia y los #YoSoy132 de morena-francia en el cinito mexicano de Pablo Gleason en el Cinéma Christine del Barrio Latino de Jour et Nuit… but i (Armando Segovia) understand now that one must be a fucking Kennedy, pasty white, or a boot-licker for “La Causa” de Barbara Carol de Obeso en la prefectura de Cité, to get away with that.

Pleased to meet you, hope you can spell my name.

 

But seriously, by the time that the Epstein Tapes are released to the “untalented” peons living under Donald John Trump’s  hungry poor, “We The People” will most certainly forget about the Shutdown Vacation of 2025.

And in Washington, MORNING JOE has no talented weather forecasters, so MSNBC now outsourced those jobs to a proprietary conglomerate that is bent on privatizing SUNSHINE and disbanding NOAA³, while killing the National Weather Service. In other words DONNIE DEUTSCH, Joe Scarborough is doing the bidding for the Trump Administration when it comes to “fully commercializing [its] forecasting operations” or as they say in TEXAS, “fuck it if the telephone lines are down, they should have gotten thier MTV!!!”, mister Vaughan.

³~. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Which brings me to Donald Trump suggesting that the U.S. has no “talents and skilled” people available… to build missiles and protect “our bodily fluids”.

Let the De-construction begin

Be Kind To Them Dolls

 

La Charme… Öüï will put his name to the test… The 300.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-lundi-03-novembre-2025

World Kindness Day is an international observance on 13 November, but the French being French, those motherfuckers have to celebrate it today, the 3rd of Noviembre.

What do you mean I ain’t KIND…?  just not your kind.

Dave Mustaine
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO’s BUYING?

Bad kind of Motherfucker

Pedophiles will get a rubber-stamp at Lumière en Bercy… it’s 1968 and Güi-Güï at fip . fr are is effervescent with populism disguised as righteousness. Like Newt Gingrich in 1994, the Mexican manifestations of 2011-2012 were the product of privileged scholars who despised the people that they were advocating about. And if you have the balls, ask me about it, don’t just kick me in the balls france.musique 

Happening now at the b.p.i. Lumière… Susana Poveda inspiré le china girl de Vietnam.

 

…and Güi-Güï, wouldn’t it be better if you dump that notion A.S.A.P. , i mean “American Studies” bringing back Vincennes?

Enter Vincennes Verga… illegitimate bastard brother of Michael, GENERALI de Niza en la Promenade des Anglais en La Côté d’Azur… Be Kind to each other.

I will buy the ballons, the Kleenex® and off-course the mushrooms for the scéance. And, Flore, you’ll get no “gentilese” from Mí, not until you release Kalten-Portenbach from that comet that you put her in.

Camp Mystic… collateral damage for all of “the illegals” who drowned

Dear State of Texas : where is your God now?

The numb3r 🌳 is a beautiful bill. ReSin… only on the Eight of el Ocho de Julio.

Probably smoking Marijuana, that’s where your God is at.

War Pigs for Peas :

From the creators of white picked albums and ol'Dat Jazz.

From the creators of white picked albums and ol’Dat Jazz.

In Paris, Texas, fans of the PSG could give a flying-fuck and a drowned cow about the so-called “Hill County” because our Dear Leader has just received a Nobel Peace Price nomination by a GENOCIDAL JEW with open skys throughout FRANCE’S hex.

Transfer follows after a descarga de cebada

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