Avi Velshi is turning Japanese. I really think, —so…

And Jonathan Lemire (AP Lemire/ Rolo) because Eye knows that you are in, like a Capitol Hill TOURIST   in on this joke, listen up you SumBitch, take it from Pete the Rooster and don’t TRUST the AFP, if the Radio France International source (Raphael Morán de la APRO aussi) is correct, French roosters are required BY THE CIVIL CODE to keep an open channel with The Prefecture de Cité (Punto ¥ Coma) and as EVRY Body at the PARIS, France AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL [A.I. placeholder] Siege knows, The Préfecture de Police à Cité favors the GOVERNMENT OF ISRAELand the AFP is in cahoots with The Mexican Government Foreign Service at The Hôtel Colbert.

Don’t Worry, B⊕… Bee Happy.

https ://kfor .com /news /teens-civil-war-reenacting-roosterfound-in-alabama-after-escaping-at-a-cracker-barrel/

B Pos.

No relation to the Sheen brand or, that Mar-a-Lago crap.

Primera Caída sponsored by Midnight Bourbon 15-year special Grand Reserve.

Synopsis:
Avi Velshi joins forces with El Solitario y se van por Cigarros a Hong Kong… hilarity ensues when the Agence France Press offers SANCTUARY to the Associated Press in GAZA

Tale of The Tape

Coff—Coff… now Evry body knows that Avi Velshi is an International Spy-master, but very few initiates realize where “The MAN” recruited Avi Velshi from (punto y coma) here is a list of the timeline from when Avi (real name: SATORO SAYAMA) was just a lovable cub, before Velshi reached his sexual preakness… and turned into a Killing Machine, although Avi’s biographer would add that Velshi was not to proud of his stint as Sammy Lee with them Brits.

Attention Camp:

The following must be read in an Andrew Yang voice:

It’s INTERNATIONAL World Super Bo Bun Bowl Weekend at the Avi Velshi Show in Hong Kong…  Now I know that the Filipinos are not going to agree but, believe me when Eye tells you that “Pac-Man” is with Canelo Álvarez on this one… THE THRILLA IN MANILA cannot, EYE says A Gain: cannot be a part of the INTERNATIONAL World Super Bo Bun Bowl Weekend at the Avi Velshi Show in Hong Kong because Imelda Marcos (FRAMES—… get it?) marcos… is His Panic, period.

Satoru Sayama (debut – 81)
Sammy Lee (Inglaterra, 80)
Tiger Mask (04/81 – 08/83)
Tigre Enmascarado (México, 11/82 – 06/83)
El tigre (UWF-Japón-, 07/84)
Súper Tiger (UWF-Japón-, 08/84 – 09/85)
Satoru Sayama (94 -)
Original Tiger Mask (94 -)
King Tiger (97 -)
Súper Tiger (2005)

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Pabst Blue Ribbon is for fags, BIBI’s got the “Evian Gel Ikæs”… or something like that, King James 🏀 hook 33 🛒

Salty French Fries and Kentucky Bourbon… the Vest. It’s funny because the Sirens are working overtime.

http ://luchalibreespectacular .blogspot .com /2012/12 /satoro-sayama-tiger-mask .html?m=1

Monday, March 22th 2021 — Jump from Cerf-panthére’s musings

Ladies in Gemini: The Gravy Train on a £ear Jet:

Yada, yada, ding-dong goes here…

Playball!!! 🗣 ⚾️⚾️

Lorem Loera follows with a dash of GiBo-París… but FO’ist, i inform Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker), that a Rubiks’es Cube has a solution (punto y coma)…

and after the break, The Reverend Kasie Hunt explains to Le Figaro (today’s front cover) that objects are closer than they appear (tome y repita) and Jeremy Peters, please relay to your editorial board that el mundo de Le Monde has no appetite for today’s side column about how POTUS 46 should stop telling China: come caca y no me des*… and like that, a Rosbif (⚽️) turns The Reverend Kasie Hunt into the church of Mheee, a cult of Soccer Moms from Ohio hellbent on synchronizing Jan. 6, 2021 with a Softball game that is just about to start the bottom of the FO’ist!

While that brews for tea time with a fake Alabama blind choir Situation Room jock, over at La Place de Saint-Michel, bookshelves are Protesting the lack of reading material on a New York Times reportes personal library. Empty Racks, Mr. Scmidt is no way to deliver all the Knowns That Fit.

After the Gravy Train on a Lear Jet [ £ ] it’s Papers in Cages, starring The New York Times International Edition .:. C1FE0D96-2A9D-460D-8E2A-DD8511758203 .:. ISSY, donPalabrasde la Premier League across the pond, that Mug of yours most ZO’itanly screams “mind guerrilla” in “The Situation” shore… jeez whiz, mr. Govn’r you sure is a naughty one making Mika blush behind the COI’tans.

And in Washington, Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior, is hoarding all of Jimmy’s books,—The Humanity!!!

But WAIT!!! Geoff Benice put LA PUNDITA back into the toothpaste container, ahhhhhhh!!! C’mon, Man! You’re not even a morning person and you most ZO’irtanly don’t fit the New Jersey type, you sir look more like an Ohio’an-ese.

This pundit has not been rated, yet .:. DC02870C-4645-4B31-9F50-35ACAF888307 .:. Squeeze her out, Benice, squeeze La Pundita out of that toothpaste tube 🧞‍♀️And, Cousin Joe, it’s one thing to have, “Oh, Hey Hallie Jackson, duke it out with La Pundita on the same time-slot, but Benice!? Come’on Man!

But speaking of RACKs… NIKE unveils it’s new Spring Break sports Bra, bro! Check it out, its a LIFT-er-Upper, “and One, and One, and WAN is TREE”, yeah, Buddy.

Who’s afraid of The Pub? .:. F2EF8D8A-B6AD-4364-AD3E-937DBD336D76 .:. KNOT Mí, D.A.T.’s WHO, ese.

 

One Nine : One Five… El Chuco forever (area code), period!

Never mind Benito [Bodoque] Sebastian… la Malinche Americana

On top of Italia… previously known as ROMA… Dear, Cerf-panthére, hello precious, this is a Time-Delayed screen grab of another screen grab that makes A FAIR USE OF MEDIA for educational and investigative CROWD SOURCED information over the Interwebs; with that in mind i, Armando Segovia, am going to answer in a most notorious and non-solicited manner both your March 19th and [today’s] March 22nd musings of your “PAUSE” page: The answer for the 19th is NO. No, i was KNOT a viking in a previous life… and i have never been to Minnesota (as a matter of fact, Cerf-panthère, the only PREVIOUS LIFE for any human (homosapiens) is that of a motherfucking Neanderthal, which BEGS THE QUESTION, did God have a separate place (up or down) for all of the upright monkees that followed “LUCY”? I do however, know a VIKINGO and if he is still alive, that gentleman hails from the BIRTHPLACE of EL Solitario, which happens to be the same grounds where the Morena-Francia candidate (16th October 2015) came from (Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua–México). So no, Cerf-panthére, i was KNOT a viking in a previous life; i did not exist in a previous life, as a matter of SCIENCE. I exist now. For Cerf-panthēre’s musing for Monday, March 22nd 2021 📖 “Turn the page”.

https ://lopezobrador .org .mx /2015/10/16 /conferencia-de-lopez-obrador-en-la-casa-de-america-latina-paris/

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /570 /reader /reader .html#!preferred /0 /package /570 /pub /457 /page /14

Hola, hoy es 21 de marzo y en el siguiente segmento rendimos homenaje al bombero más famoso del repertorio de don Manuel Valdés-ese.

🎶🗣 “A hungry politician is the wolf that’s at the door
Hell-bent submission and feedin’ on the poor
We could stare into the sun if we would open up your eyes
But we paint ourselves into a corner colored in white lies…”, must be screamed with CONTRAPUNTO y con Clave de Johann Sebastien Bach who is filling in for the Skid Row’s vocalist.

Y siguiendo con el tema de los ídolos del Olimpo, una DIANA 🏹 por favor para “Bomberito Juárez”, public enemy number one of the 2nd French UMPIRE… 🎺

Smile… 👣

ISSY, los Amigos de Valencia are now part of the éphémère moments at the Cluny Gardens and the accents on the letter “e” on la rue de Saint Michel. And because they [don Pichi and don Avo] will never read this blog they will never Knot the circular diagrams that could perhaps maybe, why not lend themselves for one helluva COMPARATIVE analysis between the Art Space at la Place Saint Michel (Jour et Nuit^) and what promises to be something that might kind of sort of morph the efforts of artists and the mecenazgo [patronage] of the private sector, Eye tell you what, Diego Rivera and Nelson Rockefeller would like to see this goddamned movie, Aussie.

^. Context on a place where foreign service agents (ambassadors) send their loved ones to paint shit, “Gold”, follows.

They are also Harley Davidson ®️ Sunday riders… D0F15B2A-6E5F-438D-8A73-6E3AC78F3F24 🚂
1. Responsible for sending 60% of Mexican mined gold to CaNaDa, his name is Napoleón (Lives in Canada when Senate session is out).
2. This fucker is also a Gerund, a very bad one as in not a good gerund, and i’ll leave it at that, because he is very close—too close for comfort en La Laguna.
3. Manuel is an old buddy of Mr. Alain Rouquie (MAL217 /IHEAL) and he [Manuel Bartlett] is probably going to give Master classes on Mexican History at La Sorbonne after he gets the Romero Deschamps retirement package from Los HIJOS DE LA MALDITA VECINDAD… no pun intended, Roco, pero don Manuel, una vez instalado en PARÍS, enviará a su novia a Jour et Nuit para que pinte chingaderas con ORO.

With that out of the güey, Ricardo Arjona is going to interpret an unused demo of “Si el norte fuera sur” which by the above mentioned “güey” had the title: “If La Malintzin* was born in Matoaka, she would have been Baptized as POCAHONTAS”.

* Knot to be confused with the VOLCANO in Tlaxcala, because Tlaxcala is just as imaginary as a Cluny Garden Unicorn.

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /La_Malinche

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Born in 1685  https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Johann_Sebastian_Bach

… [A]nd now you KNOW— The Rest of the Colors on that Flag 🇮🇹

Buried on a day like today, but of 1617 https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pocahontas

Australia is the enemy, “authorities can hack, take over, and add incriminating data to your computer”.

And just to keep up with the trend for dystopian police-states, Australia wants to jail journalist[s]for up to 5-years if they don’t reveal their sources.

🎶 If you buy that I’ll throw the Bercy Bridge in, gratuit.

Knock on would:
https ://thenewdaily .com .au /life /tech /2020/12/10 /dutton-surveillance-bill-australia/

Pg. 12, Nº 2567, FRANCE ⚡️ BD2E098B-D1C4-4754-8971-476B329D156F .:. Manifestations contre la loi sécurité globale, “l’article 24 ne passe pas”. CNEWS 11/12/2020.

It’s a Mediapart weekend update and when we return it’s, “desde el cielo una hermosa mañana” with Lupita Lastweek Toudey.

🎶 It was twenty years ago TOUDEY…

Indeed, it was 20 years ago this Weekend Edition, when The Supreme Court of the united states of America CEMENTED Nicole Wallace’s commentary gig on the alphabet soup of punditry on the C-SPAN* trust fund.

* C-SPAN created by cable in the USA as a non-profit.

Indeed, Brian Williams, indeed… on a Guadalupana Eve The SCOtus decided that Al Gore could head back to Tennessee, —and open up a media channel— and for Nicole Wallace the GO-Light to march her twisted little smile to the White House Communication cadre.

To celebrate Phil Griffin came up with the excellent idea to have a recently rejected Saturday Night Live comedienne troll the MSNBC’s with uncle-Bob-style captured video and the novel idea of providing her “commentary” for The Rachel Maddow Show.

Insiders suggests that Seth Meyers is actually the asshole who came up with the idea to have Leslie Jones copy our most non-consequential Draft/Content (time-stamps) which accounted for an incident that happened at the UNESCO way back in 2016… does anybody remember 2016‽

Tijuana’s ZETA was there… we spoke briefly but after locking eyes with the publisher of that Mexican newspaper it was clear that the Mexican Delegation at the Unesco had placed a 10-foot stay-away-from this prick ring at that particular gathering. Buzzfeed was the Australian in that bunch.

COURAGE! Raphaël Morán — happening now

Paris, France__ From the wires

APRO

APRO .:. 41D8C91E-86FF-42C8-9988-C8783D6EBB2B ✍🏽
Proceso Semanario de información y análisis, y habla con Anne Marie Mergier, she got tapped by the Son of a Mexican President from PUEBLA, of all places, and she has the Monopoly of Hiring at “el” proceso; or, Comadre Letty, you may find doña Vilma Fuentes al La Maub next to a fish restaurant; Ms. Fuentes is the Capa de Tutti (frutti) en La Jornada. Now, Comadre Letty, if all else fails, meet me at la Mairie du 1er. The TV diners are fine! And don’t forget to bring your TEXAS DEAPEAU: 🇨🇱

Radio France employees are protesting outside of La Casa de La Radio on account of a wave of “The Bobs” full-frontal attack on their job posts.

… [O]ver at the Siren Den, the situation is getting D.I.R.E., te diré, le Mur Mur (Boulevard Garibaldi, no page available, yet; 92130) reports that the Frenchy who handled the “C’était quoi cet TITRE? just walked out, Alone Together with “el” Niño Luc… oh, the humanity.

Los Artistas Asesinos

Los Artistas Asesinos .:. 5B34D6B7-E3BD-40E6-8071-C154BB655C35 🌷Hoy no hubo Jazz. —_•!•_— To save I.N.K. at The rfi Office, MGMT HAS INSTRUCTED the graphics department to start “merging” characters in all forms and advertisments, here in this F.R.A.M.E. Dracula has transformed as follows: Dr. ac. kula; if the cunt… sctatch D.A.T. D.A.R.E if the COUNT is a Princesse of darknes, then the title for her Groom will bee: Dr. ac. KULO. Now, if the Dracula blood sucking family clan suck-seeds (succeeds, get it… MDR, CARAMBA[r])  in procreating a little blood-sucker his title, of course, will bee: Dr. ac. Kulito, or Dr. ac. Kulita.

The Vampires have taken over Radio France, after the break, they will walk to Santiago de  Compostela to pay penance and drink some Sangria and Bloody Mary’s for a “clearing” well-done.

Coming up on La Semana que Philippe Labró

“How does it feel?”

http ://www .rfi .fr/en/france/20191227-paris-summons-iran-envoy-academics-detention-Adelkhah-moore-gilbert-marchal

Context follows

Context on Brontis, Raphaël, and Pablo Gleason, follows —oh, but Öüï!. —_!_— Looking back, mi querido corresponsal del “proceso”, I, Armando Segovia sure is glad that my LIFE in France starts in Los Angeles, California — and not from Irán.

Seriously, Mr. Yannick à la préfecture de París (redaction), before you (by order of your Superiors) pLAy the Nanterre card, remember that it is the Methods Used, not the “regime”, be it here in Paris, or in Teheran.

Hidalgo 79019 follows

Hidalgo 75019 follows .:. ACDF4A97-C619-462C-AFCA-F55D1B896F64

Qui sont–elles? — ¿Where’s the Beast?

Previously on The Jim Cohen & Oliver Compagnon *Show: Amores Llevados, o algo así, de Arturo González “procesando” Villaseñor (Octubre, 2015) IHEAL.

Las patronas

Las Patronas.:.20E98642-DACD-4254-A4F7-4CE500B6ED0B •|• Context follows, because in Paris, en París la bestia está en huelga.

But F.O.ist, öüï Switch it over to VISEUR y los amigos de Enrique Peña Nieto en Cinema Lilas, (75020)

Sr. Arturo González Villaseñor, lo bueno de este su, “tan” intrascendente blog, se divide en dos partes; la primera es de que el muy pluma y ColaBorAdor suyo en “proceso” y, ni más ni menos, de FIP Radio Station, Raphaël Morán, no lo lee, mientras que la segunda

Al DIABLO CON LA SELVA

Al DIABLO CON LA SELVA.:.681F226D-41D5-4B83-8C90-411B76210C0C •|• In Local Knew News, The OCDE* convinced the Unesco that the “Vanity” TRAIN project of the new, and EVANGELICAL president of the United States of Mexico will not ALTER the “Paris Agreements” of the Year of Mexico in France, now in it’s THIRD iteration, but with another Nomenclature.

* Forum génération d’égalité

_consiste en que Usted, —hijo de la chingada— haga memoria sobre la pregunta que yo, Armando Serrano Prieto, le hice en el IHEAL en Octubre del 2015, ¿la recuerda‽ a huevo que no. Pero sé, de antemano de que el IHEAL e INC.France (Association Loi 1901) tienen la reproducción de ese ruedo… de esa Rueda; es más…

La Casa de los representantes

La Casa de los representantes.:.64221487-9AFB-4D49-BD2C-4711CCF0FFE5 •|• Context follows for the Editor at the Prefecture de Paris.

_hasta hubo una chiquilla de ROJO allí gritando, pero no por las mismas razones de la niña ya inmortalizada por las políticas de ley de Stephen Miller firmadas por Donald “Impeached” Trump.

 

Hey there, JoWyNa… VOIES et Delais, or something like D.A.T.

14 de septiembre, 2019

Wild Horses

Wild Horses

Nueve de la mañana:

For the record...

For the recordFUCK MR. Dickey at “The Daily BEAST”… atentaMENTE: an American in París, —a reprise— now thru San Silvestre Day at the “FAKE VISA” Theater à Châtelet… Eye did tell y’all about that « lindo gatito », dijo PIOLÍN.

Acto n° 44

Articles 33 et suivants du decret n° 91 – 1266 du 19 décembre 1991… Happy MxMás, period

Movin' Along

Movin’ Along.

“The death of democracy, with Brian Williams and an Ivy Sciences Po leaguer from Nantucket, in Cousin Joe’s “neck of Mika Brzezinski’s WOULDS, period”.

An evening with Los Apsons

An evening with Los Apsons… and other assorted “love songs”, with Rick James.

… tell mí more, tell mí more.

d'eso no voy a'blar

d’eso no voy a’blar, san punto ISSY’acaVO. La Catafixia ; a slight return, what a difference a They makes… cualquier parecido CON Africa, Sra. Brzezinski, es pura Salma Hayek (Serendipia).

Never thought We’d make it this Far — Te Quiero Mucho; Act Two

1 de febrero
Sabbatical Day N° 28
«The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign»
… or some Vintage stuff like that.

Realize that everything connects to everything else.”
Leonardo da Vinci

… including, the eyebrows, so let me [Armando Segovia] fix that for you.

«¡Pero qué falta de respeto, qué atropello a la razón!… Mezclao con unos Converse® va Don Google y La Tam Tam, Scribe y Visa Card, y Productos de a montón… Una porquería ya lo sé».  }–~~\*>  Y como dijo Enrique Santos Disépolo: Igual que en la vidriera irrespetuosa de los cambalaches se ha mezclao la vida, [los arribistas siguen al 100%] En El Billete de a Quinientos—Y en el [de] DOS MIL También. ♦—_!_—◊  Uso justo de todas las Fridas de Stephanie Rhule, por supuesto, on MSNBC.

[Woman’s voice
Sarah Silverman]

previously on:
The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign
… or some Vintage stuff like that.”
Act One.

[Omnipresent voice from El Más Allá
GEORGE CARLIN narrates both the scene and the setting…
it’s January
of 2017]

Ahhh, yes! Love… (love… love
there’s nothing you can’t do that can’t be done).

[Potential female voice of
Penelope Cruz or Jennifer Lopez]

Mientras tanto en la UNAM, en plena etapa de la Globalización 3.0 del mundo hecho como una tortilla, por Thomas L. Freidman, y mismo que quiere tener una referencia alivianada y amena con el lingerie de “La Casa Azul” de Salma Hayek… chin, quise decir una referencia linda y hermosa del México a través de “La Casa Azul“, en Coyoacán, de Frida Kahlo-Corporation®,  los vicios en los procesos judiciales, pero sobre todo en materia de Rendición de Cuentas –o de “Accountability”, como dice Carlos Puig en Milenio punto com– pues, sigue estrpeando esa referencia idéal; la cual continua siendo mermada por los mismos males que viciaron el proceso de investigación en el juicio de la francesa favorita de todo el gabinete peñanietista: Florence Cassez.   }– ~\*>   Es decir, las viciadas fuerzas del orden público, los viciados peritajes y, para que esto sea una trifecta imperfecta, los viciados procesos en los tribunales. }- – ~~\*>  Asi que para celebrar el quinto aniversario del fallo de la ministro Olga Sánchez “nunca hubo quinto (aniversario) malo” Cordero, quien con su muy oportuna decisión durante el primer mes del sexenio de Enrique Pena Nieto, cedió la libertad incondicional a la hoy ex colaboradora de “los zodiaco”, Florence Marie Louise Cassez Crepin, el staff echa hoy, 1 de febrero del 2018, un reojo a lo que se presume que es un país regido por INSTITUCIONES. }- – ~~~\*>  El chiste” de este reojo [por asi llamar a este ejercicio] se hace a través de un paralelo en los procesos, –y no en la persona. Dicho de otra manera, en la secuencia de obligaciones que un servidor público debe de seguir desde el momento cuando alguien es detenido, y hasta el momento de su liberación o formal encarcelamiento… ¿O qué culeros del sexenio que están por salir, nada mas cuando se trata de salvar intereses en el extranjero usando a señoritas europeas extraviadas por la mala vía se hace la excepción?… Viva México.

Uhuuu, so, Donnie, as we communicated to your staff last month during the preliminary selection, our firm is going to be sponsoring the next season of the Florence Cassez documentary series: Getting Away With Murderer, (Pffff) sorry, I meant to say ‘the’ Florence Cassez documentary series: “Women in Difficult Situatons”

Act Two follows, but first, it’s another edition of: Did You Know that it was the French who invented the National Anthems? And that The Beatles, a band of mopheads, would eventually redefine La Marseillaise, with a little tune that started with the proposition that “All You Need is Love,” anygüey the band would reach the Top of the World on A Day In The Life, like today, but in Philadelphia, PA when they reached number one on the U.S. Billboard charts, with Their intentions To Hold Your Hand.

It Was 199 Years Ago Today “Sgt. Pepper Told the Frogs To Play. They been goinig in and out of style, but they guarantee to raise a smile, so may I introduce to you, The Act You’ve known for all this Years… }–~\*> February 1 is the 32nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 333 days remaining until the end of the year (334 in leap years). This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday (58 in 400 years each) than on Saturday or Sunday (according to Wikipedia), and slightly less likely to occur on a Tuesday or Thursday. }–~~\*>  1793 – French Revolutionary Wars: France declares war on the United Kingdom and the Netherlands. }–~~~\*> 1865 – President Abraham Lincoln signs the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. }–~~~~\*> 1942 – Voice of America, the official external radio and television service of the United States government, begins broadcasting with programs aimed at areas controlled by the Axis powers. }–~~~~~\*> 1964 – The Beatles have their first number one hit in the United States with “I Want to Hold Your Hand. }–~~~~~~\*> 1968 – Vietnam War: The execution of Viet Cong officer Nguyễn Văn Lém by South Vietnamese National Police Chief Nguyễn Ngọc Loan is recorded on motion picture film, as well as in an iconic still photograph taken by Eddie Adams. ♦—_!—◊ Captura de datos cortesía de La Semana que Philippe Labró, CNEWS Matin.

 

La teoria de «el conflicto de interes»

The following Breaking the News Update must be read in a Vintage Mono Voice of Brian Williams and it must have as a background WWII military music used in WWII  theater news reels.

Man’s voice, role update
It’s been confirmed to staff, that following the downfall of the youngest French person to ever to be assigned with the care of the guideon of Radio France International, Mr. Mathieu Gallet, «Tam Tam Princesse Enterprises» was forced to make the decision today, February 1st, to drop Cervecería Modelo spokesperson, Diego Luna, from the leading role of Donnie Deutsch in the upcoming behind the scenes promo for the «Tam Tam Princesse Frida Kahlo Advertisement Ad Campaign: ¡Te Quiero Mucho Corazón!» entitled, “Another look at the Tangas, and a Glimpse at those”G-Strings” again.»

Details on the decision to let Mr. Luna go; are still to fuzzy, and the staff has not confirmed if «Beto» from Aguascalientes Canal 26 (in association with France 24) got the role.

One thing for sure is that Mr. Luna is a known close associate of Bernardo Gómez of Pantelion Films, a film production company who might have received special favors from Mr. Gallet, during the time that he was at the helm of the French, National Audiovisual Institute; and yes the staff here is referring to the Televisa Foundation during the revamp of the Year of Mexico in France.

Context follows… The Staff is going to seek an interview with Mr. Raphaël Moran of RFI International; hold that “Conflict of Interest”, thought. ♦—_!—◊ Captura de datos cortesía de La Semana que Philippe Labró, CNEWS Matin.

[Female’s voice
Sarah Silverman]

We now return to ACT Two of the 
«Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign»
… or some Vintage stuff like that.

[Man’s voice
Beto Gómez’ voice from AGS TV, ironically gets dubbed by Diego Luna because the «El Camerino» host doesn’t speak American.]

Yes, YesMathilde, I know that without the aid of your Dragons from the Foreign Legion, that Austro-Hungarian «hippie» Maximillian would have re-invented the Ol’BackYard; too bad that in his royal mind he actually thought that he could make a difference by planting gardens and visualizing crazy ideas like establishing a fucking zoo, I mean, pardon my French, Mathilde, but…

– Don’t worry about it, Donnie, fuck is rather a very versatile vernacular of your speech and when you really stop and think about it, that is what this advertising campaign is all about; it’s about promoting the promiscuity that leads to more fucking—so as you people in Texas say, «have-at-it».♦—_!—◊ Captura de datos cortesía de La Semana que Philippe Labró, CNEWS Matin.

You know, Mathilde, you are not like the other French that I’ve fucked excuse me, you are not like the other French that I’ve engaged with.

– Well, Donnie, you fucking butterball, let’s just say that I am one of the first corporate prototypes of the French «désengagement» of the AEFE.

The AEFE? Now wait a minute there Missy, just what kind of Cheese and what sort of Cave goes well with that Plat?

[Mathilde does a little courtious and elegant laugh; the rest of the minions in the room miss the ironic touch of Donnie’s reference to France’s 2nd Export, the Culinary Industry.

The AEFE, o como dicen allá en Banderilla, Veracruz, es la AGENCIA para la ENSEÑANZA FRANCESA en el EXTERIOR; es parte del aparato con el que Francia combate la doctrina POP-Yanqui y los Kinks del apodado British Invasion desde los tiempos de la Guerra Fría }–~~\*> ayer en Tunis; la Alianza Francesa, o sus afiliados le echaron en cara al presidente Macron el recorte de fondos para las escuelas que promueven la Civilización francesa en Tunisia, y el resto del mundo bárbaro que no habla Francés.

Coincidió que como en Mexico en el 2013, el presidente, Béji Caïd Essebsi, recibió a su homologo francés, Emmanuel Macron, en Tunis, para que el inquilino del Elíseo supervise perdón, para que el inquilino del Elíseo “Apoye” en La Transición Democratica de esa nacion del Magrheb.

… No se vaya, mañana en el día de la Candelaría, nuestro pícaro favorito en la voz de Beto Gómez regresa con otra entrega de:

The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign
… or some Vintage stuff like that.”

TimeStamp: 21h45 CET


note to editors: please keep in mind that the production of this blog is having technical difficulties; the staff is at the mercy of time restraints and equipment availability; but the good thing about this blog, is that this is only a first draft for a more complete and revised printed version of the content found in this most inconsecuential blog… TimeStamp: 17 hours in CET on the Day of that Baby Jesus was presented to The Temple. Saludos, hoy es el Día de La Candelaría… Feliz Cumpleaños, Belen.

El Camerino de France 24

5 de diciembre, 2017

… next thing you know, CNEWS is going to be the morning paper at all the Aguascalientes bus stops. But you didn’t read it here first, Gustavo.

CAMINITO

lo siguiente se tiene que leer en la voz de  la Nostalgia de don Jorge Saldaña (Q.E.P.D).

facebukazo cortesía de del Faro de RyTA. — Fair use of all the Frequency Hops in the Spectrum of ISSY––LES–MOULINEAUX.

ISSY, don Leo, pon cara de oreja* asi como te lo dijo tu colega con aquello de las micro ondas, porque Molière ahora también redacta en la Lengua de Cervantes, asi que dile por favor a Beto que vaya preparando unas tostadas con Chamoy™ en vez de chile para la gente de RFI, porque a Rafael Morán* no le gusta el picante, y Leo, eso último lo apuntamos nada más por lo que nosotros [en el staff] vimos en el show de está magnana.

COMO EN COSA… con información de La Red México y el Canal Once_ Radio y Televisión de Aguascalientes (RyTA) formará parte del convenio que La Red Mexico viene manejando con FRANCE MEDÍAS MONDE para enriquecer los contenidos culturales, cientificos y educativos a través del Canal Público Internacional: FRANCE 24. Fuentes cercanas a ISSY–LES–MOULINEAUX, central desde dónde se originan los contenidos de FRANCE 24, nos dicen que después de Honduras y Cuba, México es la tercera incursion de la señal francesa en el Espectro hispano parlante al Sur del Rio Bravo. •—_¡_~•  Pantalla captura cortesía del show de Leo por la mañana: Como en (tu) Cosa… o algo así. FAIR USE OF ALL MEDÍAS en Frances.

France 24
Ahora también en Espagnol – –
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 – –
On Air.

… bueno, mi querido Leo, para causa y efecto tengo por entendido que cuando un presidente francés de la Vª República deja su cargo, es muy común que antes de irse [a donde el presidente legitimo de México, aún no ha querido irse; es decir, a la chingada] ellos comisionan alguna estampa pública (por así llamarle) como legado de su gobierno.

Para muestra unos botones:

El presidente Georges-Pompidou ordenó la erección del Centro Nacional de Arte y Cultura, en Beaubourg; François Mitterrand tuvo capital social para dos proyectos, el primero fue en honor a Hermès Trismégiste y se llama El Gran Arco en La Défense, seguido por una “Biblioteca Bien Grandota”, llamada La Biblioteca Nacional Francesa François Mitterrand; Jacques Chirac se inspiró en cómo los franceses inventaron todas las etnias del mundo y por eso les legó a sus connacionales, El Museo del muelle Branly; Nicholas Sarkozy se abstuvo de crear centros de aprendizaje o grandes monumentos y prefirió enfocarse más bien en dirigir la luz que sale del faro que metafóricamente representa a la ciudad de París hacía todo El Mundo y lo hizo con un Canal de Televisión Público Internacional que se llama France 24, mismo que luego hospedaría [en ISSY–LES–MOULINEAUX, 92130] a Radio Francia Internacional; el presidente François Hollande, por otro lado, se encargó de legar a los franceses un mono que se llama Emmanuel Macron.

Beto el Camaleón, un día es Pepe el Toro y al otro Donnie Deutsch — pero en Espagnol… Anygüeys, Beto, te comento de que el chile en salsa no solamente es bueno para la memoria, en la distancia por los miles de caminitos y senderos de la vida de cada quien, su sabor tambien invoca a  la nostalgia.

De cualquier manera, Leo, “porfis” dile a Beto que ahorita regreso, voy a ver si encuentro uno entre 300 “Taxis” para poder ir a conseguir unas tostadas para aportar en las posadas y las peregrinaciones, allá en tu Hidrocalído Centro,  Besos!

regresamos con:

Meanwhile at Blvd. Auguste Blanqui (75013) the front-end of Le Monde headquarters got their yearly trim. •—_!_—• Foto por: staff.

Project Runway: it’s that time of the Year, Le Monde gets a trim, and “The Producers” insist on a “Brazilian”.

Stick around, in the mean time, y al otro lado de la raya y’all will find a rather fine rendition of Le Tango en el Canal Once


 

Caminito… hasta el final de la programación.

Añoranzas, con Jorge Saldaña… anoche por pura Serendipia se nos fue el sueño [como todas las noches] y como a eso de la una, las dos o las tres de la madrugada nos tocó deleitarnos con unos tangos del Canal Once, vía la frequencia de RyTA por los interwebs: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=D8VwxxmS2A0

[Raphael Moran context follows]

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