For our next act Öüï is going to need morE cowbell than That!
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Seriously… I’m going to be needing more cows Belle.
Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.
Sin Celery
The Real y Latina!!!
Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.
[ALL or Nothing At All ]
Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.
Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.
We Can Be Like They Are
Buenas tardes, tonight’s présentation is brought to you by “Drink Coffee~Cola”, Léopold II, and the good Hebrews at The Jerusalem Post.

High Imperialism, the road to Absolutism. Take A Trip with Good🪇Year OXXO and enjoy a Michelin meal after burning rubber on the court.
The Jerusalem Post, brought to you by The Third Reich and The United Nations in SAREJEVO.
Musical guest Atomic Bomb and The William Onyeabor Soviet Syntetizer. Expérience… MORE COWBELL.
Anyway, Rachel Maddow, when was the last time that you read 8 OBITUARIES on a Sunday morning in “The land of the free—The greatest nation in the World—The exceptional!!!”. How about that,? Heck Rachel, little ol’Eye can fit Joe Scarborough’s GOP America in one Mexican entity called Querétaro where miscarriage is “”automatic HOMICIDE” and if the father was a rapist the humanoid with the vagina on her is liable for her rapist’s PAIN AND SUFFERING.
Anyhow, Avi Velshi, this is your 2016 “deplorable” that wished he could have enjoyed just a little taste of those “Cheeseburgers in paradise” fundraiser from Hillary Clinton, but the 50-over-50 (cunts) only wanted the Vanity Fair “polite society” on the scene. So there you go. Say hello to George Clooney.
³~. With All Dude Respect
And Jen Saki… Pete Buttigieg’s mom (WADR³) is a gift for Notre Dame de Paris. I tell you what Tsaki, if RED was the color of a CLAPPERLESS cowbell, Saturday Night would be a better place on the streams..
Breaking Bad :

Breaking The Knews, full circle to Doctor Poisson and The Year of Mexico in Montreuil-sous-Freddy Cats, cholos reloaded is a mile-marker in a kilometer world 🏍️🛵🚙… Full 🛑
And, Madame Gatel… have you ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Check it out deer, I am going to connect you back to 2006³, —and President Sarkozy, and then I am going to send that email to La Bagagerie, but first, here’s Natalio Reyes Colás 🛎️…
³~. In less than 3 strings and/or tangas.

Magik Buzz… now, the first thing One has Two know, is that Öüï does knot, or select the Bus lines, nor The News of The They, Mme. Gatel, Eye now knows why I could not finish the draft regarding your visit to La Bagagerie on MLK Monday, last month… I had to wait for the one that started it all, Nicolas Sarkozy, off-Course.
Öüï begins in Washington, where Joe Scarborough gave Mika a cowbell, as her Valentine’s gift… La Vache, Mika, La Vache!!!
🔔… more cowbell

🛎️ Happy Saint Valentín Strings (attaché de presse) … fuck them Vivants, especially the ones in VF, such as Raphael Morán.
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One last thing, cette correspondance est rédigée en deux dimensions, la première étant ce courriel et la seconde sur mon blog wordpress. The information on the e-mail is a direct interaction with Mains Libres while the strokes on my blog font partie du kaléidoscope du PROCESSUS même qui, je le crois sincèrement, a fait de moi (Armando Segovia) le tout premier réfugié MADE in FRANCE..
Man of the Year: CHARLIE CHAPLIN and the Eye RAN GO’ills.
Attention camp, tonight’s feature will be narrated by the GO’ill that never gets enough Aus!
Au relié: More Au!… it’s like COWBELL,
for
Cookie 🍪 Monsters.
She just doesn’t know, IT!, —Jet!
Meanwhile at the 18th District of Paname, it’s just like 1984 in Los Angeles, California… Crack in School, and it is not the fútbol kind, read all about, IT!, on Tú Theys edition of, this ain’t South Central nor the Coliseum, baby. It’s Saint–Denis.
https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /paris-des-enfants-escortes-par-la-police-pour-se-rendre-a-l-ecole-en-raison-de-la-presence-de-toxicomanes _AV-202212070369.html

It’s Like That, and that’s the way it is, uh! 🎤 🥶 … unless off-Course, you happen to be Juanito Guanavacoa at A.I. à Belleville.
7 de diciembre 1941… HILO, HAWAII
Over in Germany, it’s Just Like Starting Over, and Paul just broke a glass in Hamburg, it’s all part of the New Nazies trying their dang d’EST! to play Punk music, but fascists can neither play nor enjoy extreme Jazz.
“Among the 25 detained (🚂‡n‡a‡z‡i‡e‡s) was a minor aristocrat called Heinrich XIII,” according to the BBC.
https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-europe– 63885028
POST — To A.S. Ties.
On a They like Tú They, John Belushi learned to play L’ACCORD ION.
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To quote MIKA B.:
… It!, don’t Stop, period!
Over at Abbey Road Studios, John Lennon just won the GWAR! And then Hawaii, made a Slight Return… to the Dakota, of all places.

Dear, Mary… Zed’s Dead, and Eye do believe that the AlphaBeth Soup is on the Sesame drawer, not on the Muppets Show.
jump to GLASS ONION and po’Peeples Justice, with The Supremes.
Note to editors… don’t you [forget] about how the Julian calendar 2020 was taken over by the Chinese Year of the (white*) rat and that the signals required to frame this most non–consequential blog arrive from a place, —called The Twilight Zone.
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laboratory_rat
A flamboyant hippie on stage. Most people didn’t get it. Just a guy innovating with one of them Les Paul devil axes and a cello’s bow. Little did the late night tv audience know, or fail to assimilate that what Page was doing on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. stage was no different to any Judeo-Christian rite, what varied was the polytheistic deities that THE BOW was directed to.
No surprises D.A.R.E., every tele evangelist from Cousin Joe’s backyard (in Alabama) to Chuck Todd’s corridor (in Florida) knew that resting a Lazarus tome on a metal bookshelf was asking for trouble, and true to the myth, sure–as–shit, auditions for the NBC After-School Special remake of the “The Omen” manifested on Seth Meyer’s interview with “the spirit” of Sarah Palin. In the 2020 version of The Omen, Sarah Palin plays the ambassador (Thorn) and her kid, Damiana, is the new “Antichrist”.
An unsuspecting U.S. Ambassador summons “the“ Evil One when she unknowingly responds to an interview request by Lorde Lorne Loyalist, and (bad as in not good) French comedian Gad Elmaleh impersonator, Seth Meyer’s. A prophecy was fulfilled when a Plymouth Rock descendant casted a spell to make of the Nation’s Cradle (Philadelphia) the Wild Wild West and where the SUN also SETS.
On the Tangents:
It would take Led Zeppelin III (the acoustic album) to get Fred Armisen to tease the Late Night crowd with a single funkypæded cowbell strike. To put it in a Brian Williams zinger, Fred is quite the Cow Bell teaser, and an excellent Night Hawks deconstructor…