Give a flower a monkey and the vulva will think that she’s the center of the Universe

Last BOAt to Cairo, but you can always take a plane 🍸 i mean, Rudy… it’s been a 1/4 of a century, let by-gones be by gones… so, do you feel lucky, PUNK?

Give me B-52’s or give Mí, Banshee.

Kast… ing from 11-9-11

[Cold opening]

FALSE FRIENDS in INTERPRETATION

Chile Stops Memoire 🇨🇱, but this 🌶 chile d’Árbol will make sure that you don’t forget.

Non, docteur Haass, nous ne sommes pas tous des « Américains », comme lors de cette journée ensoleillée de septembre, for starters professor Haass, Mister Kast will  spend 11-9 in Los Ríos, not the MONEDA PALACE where for better or worst [the events of that day] gave José Antonio Kast his reason to be, anyhow the PINO-CHET-ista arrived last night in his FACH° plane to Valdivia, a region of Chile where General Augusto Pinochet performed his greatests hits for the LOCAL scene.

https ://www .biobiochile .cl /chile /2026/09/11 /presidente-kast-arriba-a-los-rios-en-pleno-11-de-septiembre-se-reunira-con-alcaldes-y-parlamentarios

°~. Fuerza Aerea de Chile

Sin Celery…

El Mundo de Le Monde

 

Here comes The Sun, now with a Spoonful 🌬 of cancer with every 🇨🇱 Coup and in every Attack 🇺🇲… Australia is the enemy.

 

Somewhere in the galaxie, Ewe see a funny thing happened on the way to Australia and Eye got lost in space somewhere Across The Universe. This is not the first time that an incident of this .caliber has deviated Something, [on a targeted route] to the other side of Albuquerque or wO’ist! GUASTI Pk. on the foothills of Cucamonga.

¡Agua Mi Niña!!! : La vérif vegiga de Camille

Öüï now return to “Encuentros Cercanos con El Tercer Sexo” with yer’ host, “The Ghost of X-más Past”, Buster “New York Doll” Poindexter and the French 📺 Télé 🐟 thon de Maya por la mañana.

Cervecería “La Curva”… Camille Dahan re-gentea a ese lugar, y a tu mamá también.

PISA fondo y la cruda resaca d’Ayer.

 

¡Qué Viva El Rock and Roll!… y B. Pointdexter aussi

ISSY-Alejandro-Lora, “Difícil pour bien vivre”.

“Where’s My Pie?”
.           NOFX

Qué Viva El Rock and Roll

³~. Knot to compare Alejandro Lora with Lennon, but if you can IMAGINE, Chela, his wife, as the “Vieja del Distrito Federal” representation of Yoko Ono en el SANBORN’s del Metro Balderas… same drama

https ://radiocollection .fr/news /john-lennon-enregistre-l-essentiel-d-imagine-chez-lui-l-album-fete-ses-55-ans

Sin embargo, señora Lora³… independientemente if-or-if the ol’Broads in le ancien régime du le Distrito Federal loved TOM JONES or not the times have gone and changed and “Cool-specs Ear-muffs” on the screengrab below above could care less where those extra €500 come from, which is what Mr. Jabois Jabois argues on the next segment of this most non-consequential blog and on the teaser at the end of this post.

Live From Texas :

Hey Ewe! Don’t watch that! Watch this.

 

Over at The Alamo in Texas, Donald John Trump is offering 5000 CANADIAN Dollars if everybody forgets what Kim Krizan, in the role of Ms. Kim Arnette Stroud, told the students in her U.S. Govt. class at the end of the year just before every junior high kid got thier butts whipped by Fred “Affleck” O’bannon in FREDRICKSBURG, Texas.

Declination of membership

AGUA Mi Niña follows. Head over of to División del Norte y Avenida Coyoacóan, where Frida Kahlo and her SAPO are drinking Pulque-Flavored mimosas after dark.

1 + 1 = 3

Eye Calls It!, Punk.

 

Only on France Tú TV in ShingaPEUR.

For context:

Punk came of age when Siouxsie realized that Ringo, Paul and, John (in that order) had turned her mother’s age, which is what George was gently weeping about in the transcript above.

 

Up next, The Devil is in the margins and the wolf is hungry like a Fox.

Punk is dead / Hitler Lives (tonight at Ate* only on fip)

*~. 8 (“New Rose” —with a fast cover of The Beatles’ “Help!” on the B-side).

In local news :

Fucking George Harrison turned his mom’s age.

The Properties of Propaganda (Fuk This Shit on Up) with the Golden Canon of Page Construction

Golden Canon of Page Construction

 

It used to be [or so the story goes] that The Properties of Propaganda boared the SWINGING SIXTIES and the “phoney Beatlemania” crowd, but Julieta my love ‘the way things are going’ the only thing Swinging will be the ring of that truncheon thing. In any case and/or scenario don’t go preppin’ them “Spanish Bombs” just yet on account that Sánchez is drowning in CEUTA and that “gachupín” doesn’t even live near a river. 

MATHS for LIFE

Biology and arithmetic, so… in this section, the student will (unless s/he is of “virgin birth”) explain why in biology, unless youse a NEW MEXICO whiptail lizard or, a fucking komodo dragon (knot to be confused with ‘un dragoon cómodo) 1+1 equals Three.

Phoney “elements of style” are fine but keep’Em# for The Damned : Auteurs du premier single punk au Royaume-Uni… and if you Coq Suckers have been paying attention and eating your CHUCK Biscuits with Cocoa Puffs then you would know that the B-side of that first PUNK Rosbif is a Beatle cover of HELP, or SOCORRO if you live in New Mexico, USA, which is where you would CLASH with the Mescaleros if you ever got drunk at « Rosa’s Cantina » with Mr. Robbins who apparently stole a horse.

Labor Day : The German Harvest Cometh

It’s the middle of the 7th and HITLER is at THE PLATE

Bonanza At Trump Tower following the events of 9-11

…©

Producciones Huevos Re-doblados and Snared Benedicts presents:

I always knew that you were a Nazi

Over in Nantucket… in Nantucket “polite society” is divided between over-easy Hormuz eggs or ‘sunny-side scrambbled’.

… ⚒ It’s Morning Again in Germania.

“You don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down”

Set in Texas in 1976*, the film centers on the various groups of high school & junior high students on their last day of school.

AhFLQ and Boomer

 

1987 : Only two things come from Texas!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_in_America