Canta y no llores — Hay otzi napa?

I don’t know if Laura Barrón-López-es has ever been to la afamada Sierra Morena, all i knows is that Öüï’s never been to Spain, but i did sleep en Iguala cuando andaba por París.

USOS y COSTUMBRES

Issy-no-hay pex³ if, and only if…

a). If, and only if, ALICIA LEOS notified GEORGINA MORENO about her decision to profit from the “soutien” of the French Embassy in Mexico City and, if Georgina Moreno notified Juanito Guanabacoa about her ‘about face’ on La COP 21 and Patty Smith’s stance on franking ‘la’Famada’ Fête de l’Humanité.

then…

The Attorney General’s Office (FGR) did not notify the parents of the 43 missing students from Ayotzinapa about the arrest of Ángel Aguirre, who was the Governor of the state where Julio César Mondragón got his pretty face skinned-off by the local “fauna” in Iguala.

and Only then

… may OMAR GARCÍA (on DeutscheWelle) , his lawyer and, PABLO GLEASON get a notification from ERNESTINA GODOY RAMOS, Mexico’s attorney general.

³~. Short for “no problem”, o como dicen en Acapulco, “no hay pedo”, local fauna in Acapulco include but it is KNOT limited to ‘los perros’ de la policia, y ‘los halcones’ del crimen organizado.

b).

c).

… and in Washington, The Pentagon WWF’d the IRAN-TACO match

American Pie… and starring as Stifler’s mom, Katty Kay.

In Memory of Chi Chi the panda®️

 

for context, just like in JIMMY CARTER’s days (1979) when Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, also known as The Iron Sheik, ridiculed Hulk Hogan on the mat of a make-belive universe of entertainment, so did Panda The Bear when it took Vincent James McMahon to court for encroaching on the wild-life brand… fo’Reals nigga. https ://creativecommons .org /licenses /by /2.0 /deed.en

The Circus

The Circus

 

¡ LOU-SHAH-Raaaaaan, dedos a tres caidas sin limite de pactos !!! Donald John Trump contra IRAN

Eye-zhEY, i say : fo’Reels, don’t belive the hype is a sequel, and EWE know that it would be Un°TROU, and you know that I Would Be A Liar if i say to you that we couldn’t get much higher.

Hoy no hubo Jackie… this for math is not mathin’

Over at The Strait of Warm Ooze, people who know, know not to ooze.

War Pigs, but yes Madame Secretary, President Barack H. Obama did in fact win a Nobel Peace Prize. And Jackie Alemany, little ol’Eye did warn you about the overcast skies with a chance of Thundershowers in France.

Just giggle as you work, —it builds character.

I pitty the pundit that who wears a Vilma Flintstone dress to The Weekend on a Sunday… them shells do accentuate them “pecs”, the tan shade is just iceing on the chest… go ahead vogue.

Never mind Jeffrey Epstein — no such thing as trata de “blancas”

At the movies, it’s a split screen of “nigga please”, followed by “crackers on the verge of nervous shake up”. Synopsis : enjoy what you voted for honky! 

Go ahead Jackie… take your coat off.

 

Trata de blancas, —well of course Trump’s personal attorney was going to be confirmed as the attorney general porque se Trata de Blancas inside of the Jeffrey Epstein files, silly rabbit!

Now for those who don’t follow Mexican telenovelas like Jaqueline Alemany does, the term “trata de blancas” is the term used by Mexicans to describe, por ejemplo, Jefferey Epstein’s sex slaves.

Madame Blanc, totally related to the big whale at Donald Trump’s Justice Department.

Over at the UniṼisions on the handle of a TélémŨndo world “La Rosa de Guadalupe” pilgrimages to Notre Dame de Paris to partake in the Pope’s festivities for “El Mes de La Patria” on His Holiness way to PAU.

Let’s talk about Kansas, not Arkansas but Kansas becuase it rhymes with “transa“.

b’Cus the Night : it’s The Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii.

 

Canon exorcist assumes rectorship of Basilica of Guadalupe

transa adj. mf MX: coloquial (aprovechado, tramposo) swindling, cheating, crooked.
(UK, informal) dodgy.

https ://www .infobae .com /mexico /2026/07/14 /basilica-de-guadalupe-releva-a-su-rector-en-medio-de-investigaciones-por-presunto-desvio-de-limosnas/

Cloudy with a chance of thundershowers, ask Pénélope Ayrault, i’m with the Wind and They-call-Mí 🌬 The ♒ Breeze. If Atlas shrugged with the weight of the world imagine what the turtle went through, so don’t mind the water bearer en temps de Framboises 🍓 ordinaires.

At The VATICAN sources close to Saint Peter relay that The Pope in Rome will wear his WHITE SOXs and play shortstop at METZ when the pontiff meets with victims of TODD BLANCHE‘s sexual violence.

Ahora pues, for those who are out of the LUPE like Paola Ramos is, “el mes de la patria” is a referent to Mexican Independence Day, which no matter what Senator Ted Cruz from Texas say, it is not in the month of May, far from mother’s day (check local listings) and closer to the Nativity of The Blessed Virgin Mary on September the 8th.

Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip

Viva Las Vegas

 

Up next on “Brand Down”, Donnie Deutsch pitches Israeli exceptionalism and defends the right for Netanyahu to exist… which is to say, someone needs to reign in Bibi Holocausto before someone gives Bibi a residency in Vegas³, but yes Donnie, we are all gonna miss Big Pussy.

³~. Miriam Adelson

Musical guest : Lalo Mora in the role of Spider Man singing “Telaraña por telaraña” y el tango favorito de todos los grillos, “Che Araña”.

The Spaghetti Incident, now with Explosive jalapeños with every family-size popcorn.

 

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026 /aug /04 /chipotle-jalapenos-salmonella-investigation 

Se Me Chipotleo… pero fue sin querer queriendo

Chipotle 🌶 Inc., just another victim of ‘the’ Kennedy Curse.

On deadline, there’s an election in Michigan

And in the role of Dario Moreno...

And in the role of Dario Moreno… Avi Velshi featuring Steve Kornaki as the Man With The Golden Poll

It’s not even news anymore, it is however one of those kitschy phrases that goes a little like Eye told Ewe so.

Yes, Öüï knew this … now eat your cake.

 

… and it makes me wonder 🤑

Dissonant Consonants in your cognitive catnip

 

After Tuesday’s gone, it’s Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip.