Eye likes big butts and Eye can knot lie…
Cuz’ Mí so horney
Finally… I Used To Love Her but Eye had tequila
Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.
… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.
“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³
Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael
… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.
³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma
Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.
… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖
Reagan is rolling in his grave, yes… but not³ for the Iran deal at Versailles
³~. _but for Donald Trump’s “Alzheimer’s” diagnosis and the pardons in advance.
Always look on the bright side of The Shah, Rock The Casbah.
For context, Ali Vitali is mud wraslin’ Stephanie Ruhle, Ali Vitali claims that Reagan’s Alzheimer’s diagnosis was a cop-out for Reagan’s IRAN-CONTRA affair.
Stephanie Ruhle for her part is defending the “invisible hand” on Vitali’s crotch and promoting the “trickle-down” ergo-nomics of the mat where the two pundits are getting it on.
Out of this world!!! Now Öüï knows how many oil reservoir roofs it take to fill The Pundita’s Power Desk.
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No Sharpies™️ please mister president
And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.
Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.
Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.
Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey
Papa’s got a brand new coq
Cheap ⚽ Trick
Öüï now returns to “La Crónica de Dos Lonas — J’ai Deux Tarpaulins”
La Crónica en 2 a 3 caídas sin límite de dedos 🫵
Intermission with America : Fuck rural “america”
Nothing! Absolutely nothing is more pressing to them United States of America as Trump’s legacy, his triumphant arch and his man-lust for Barack Obama.
Enjoy What You Voted For
🪘🍌🇺🇸
Breaking in Évian, Trump congratulates Modī for “his” reporters, saying that mister Modī’s reporters are much nicer than “his” reporters in dog house at the Washington’s Press Room.
La Crónica de Dos Lonas — J’ai Deux Tarpaulins
“One does not respond to a tragedy with cries of outrage.”
. EMMANUEL Macron
. President of The French Republic
https ://www .20minutes .fr /faits_divers /affaire-lyhanna–emmanuel-macron–parle-parents-fillette
Issy-She-in baum, oui : She-in-Paris has gone the way of Disco at the National Rodeo Clown Summit in the royal gardens of Versailles ; the gall France, la GALL to continue to let allow Donald John Trump get in between the student turned President of the V Republic of France and the teacher who would become his wife.
https ://mexico .as .com /mundial /suecos-se-solidarizan-con-madres-buscadoras-en-monterrey
The Sum of all Biches — Round n’ Round 🕜
[ las mantas mexicanas son una mentada para tu mamá también ]
https ://www .excelsior .com .mx /ciudad-de-mexico /aficionados-usan-lona-personas-desaparecidas-cubrirse-lluvia
… technical difficulties at The Place Where Évry body knows your name prevented our daily up-load lads, at exactly the minute before midnight in CDMX time… 08 hundred hours in CET.
Breaking in Paris, Finger on the Trigger, by Enuff Z’Nuff ; it’s 1989 and la RATP Is on 105.5 KNAC just… 🎶 take the midnight subway train
You’re callin’ all the shots
You’re struck by lightning
You’re in love 🐁
‘It was a no brainer’: American Beauty’s sleazy real estate king was based on Trump, reveals Peter Gallagher
Past tense / AntePreterite : the times JR a changing
Deer doG :
Jeffrey Epstein would call on you monsieur le président, yes he would, but now Epstein is dead as disco at a YMCA Summit in Évian™, period!
Sin Comentarios… sponsord by Nestle 🕊️ give Iced Tea™️ a try.
Earlier in the event, France was engaged with Brazil as USA landed in Paris, and just as it was with Eleanor Rigby, nobody cared (present past tense) and Ukraine was relegated to play the Part of Ringo, according to Politico magazine.
Bad Poker player
https ://www .politico .eu /emmanuel-macron-volodymyr-zelenskyy-heard-planning-how-handle-trump
Godwin’s Law : todos los Carriles llevan a ROMA
America : the terrible 200’s, the toddler’s cage.
Habeas CorpUSA.
CIA de Corpus presente.
… betrayal, politics, and a pseudo-wetback they called “bambi”.
American Gritos… Shut up, Valentine !!! Hoy no hubo fút ⚽ and Jazz is Dead, viva Le Punk
In local news, local artist discovers that the capricious phenomenon known by the Very French as “les giboulées de mars,” were be³ ceremoniously extended until the end of May.
³~. As in “hubiere habido” or the celebrated pig’s Latin locution “habemus papa” of the past tense/AntePreterite of something that has AlReady happened, hence, the same unannounced storm that mister JR’s taking about was in fact, warned about by sheer idiosyncrasies and whims or foibles of the weather in France, this is to say, that the way that Ike saw it when that Allies successfully landed in Normandy, the French continue to speak French because Eisenhower had a better weather app, no because the Times They Are A Changing.
Breaking in Paris : another storm is heading our way, —wey.
Perpetual Relevance : money, power, poli-Ticks
Una bonita manita por el amor de Dios !!! You Paid for his Birthday party.
… and not to be outdone by Joe Scarborough’s “guy with a yacht” look, La Pundita skadaddles out of the 11th Hour and climbs onto Scarborough’s ‘4th Hour’ wearing yacht-wear.
Pan y circo follows, but first : Más Si Osare un maldito judío : the new major arsenal: Israel consolidates its position as a key arms supplier to Mexico
Stephanie Ruhle soul biscuit for your boat
On the Menu at Lake Évian in France : dog biscuits de la Cuétara and tap water from Versailles.
Öüï, oui… we can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, but you better not come between Mí and his biscocho de La Cuétara.
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Jabón del perro agradecido y bizcochos de la Cuétara presentan.