But first, it’s SIX DEGREES of PANCHO VILLA and GEORGE PATTON… book one, where Molly Jong-Fast jumps on trampoline dressed like a fucking tank(…ers uniform) designed by “Old Guts and Glory” himself.

We can circle around the moon, but we cannot get through some straight in The Middle East.
Let U.S. ketch-up, and if youse motherfuckers have not been paying attention, Eye told Ewe cocksuckers that by the time That the next full moon was up Öüï would be smacking a little CONEJO 🐇 on the Bright Side of Selene, and here in a few minutes across The Atlantic, Artemisia “will demonstrate
Ten somersets,” she’ll undertake on her way to The Dark Side of The Moon, Apollo will cameo on take-off from The Cape.

Big Pussy President Address follows.
Still to come on Trump TV, it’s The King of Great Britain who travels to D.C. to award The Head Pig in Charge at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue there with the first-ever OBE 🦁for 🦄PEAS.
Sources close to the first Canadian to fly-Mí to the moon (a weird fish) wonders if the King will be meeting with Andrew’s victims and talk with those cunts about Jeffrey Epstein and his connections to Donald John Trump?

Elite deferments from war.
For the record, Patton and Villa are in a bar, hilarity ensues when Hitler walks in and tells George and Pancho, “I told you so, those fucking JEWISH settlers are worst than Heydrich!”

The Beersheba Hill Billies, starring Arnold Chazir as Netanyahou’s pig.
Jump to page Tú at 6 in L.A.., happening now it’s The Executive Pig riding on/in The Beast on his way to listen to The Supremes in D.C..