Patriotic Krispy Churros
Previously on “mariposas amarillas, Mauricio, that’s a big Pablo Picasso en Babilonia!”
Oh, —the humanity !
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… and Susana Poveda, video games! Fucking ones and zeros, really? s’Dat what Ewe’s got for Mí, video réalité 🎥🎬 s’il Encio.
… splits screens? Whatcha’ talking about Willis?
… please be advised that Öüï continues to bang the QWERTY on the AZERTY to no avail, —it has, to say the least all been gobbledygook.
Note to editors : please inform your Daft Sirens that Deep Purple is always on the stage at Montreux.
Always, Vania®… always 👗
For context, Charlotte Bibring, of Charlotte Bibring game was high as a kite during last night edition of the Montreux Jazz Festival at la maison de France24 ; her carcajadas gave exactly the kind of recreational SOMA that she was on, and by the joy of her belly laugh it was clear that Charlotte was doing her siren wail on shrooms and weed, the cackle on shrooms and weed is unmistakable, that or la Bibring had multiple orgasms during the show.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /speciale-montreux-jazz-festival
Sandler on the Swift, and that, Jackeline Alemany, is no MYTH.
So, in Paris, France, it’s already the Fifth and Donald John Trump is 3/4’s away from his hitleresque 1000-Year Reich, but only 3 months away from finding out if his Post Office scheme and ICE intimidation tactics will keep The American Experiment from impeaching his corrupt ass once the 2026 midterms are on the books.
Fucking Paparazzi, Jimmy Kimmel was there…
On Location : rue Jean Lantier.
Ken Burns, of Ken Burns fame documented the passion of the THEY and Poncio Pilatos made sure that Mick Jagger sealed the Square.
Prócula, the legal-lover of Pilate edged her husband on to crucify the bum, lorem ipsum DOLOR would follow with a proprietary photoshoot effect. It’s a complicated process.
Any 🦉 hoot, Zoe, where were we? Ah—yes!!! Eureka, dicen en l’academia, or Glad Tidings if youse with Gloria (say, whatever happened to Aunt Gloria, Jonathan Capehart?) the thing is that Alemany’s request for romance of with epic proportions is plausible and Öüï thinks that Eye should give it to The Weekend pundit like the Talking Head that she is.
Base jump to the plaza
Dreams
Still to fly, not the Blue Angels, fuck no Van Hagar!!! And that’s a fact Jack, up in the sky later over Washington and The Potomac banks it’s PAT 🐶 PATROUILLE and THE HALLYDAY Alpha Jet Frogs.
Happy Birthday.
Jump to The Articles of Confederation and then goose-step your way to The National Fair.
Tom Pities the fou’ who’s petty with dogs.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mazurkas_(🌽)
Now before Öüï gets started let Mí just say that Eye will stick to needles and by gum, never will another bew-pre-nor-feen pilule rest under my sublingual papila… 40-some hours later my digits are looking qwerty but typing in AZERTY ; food’s nearly starting to go down and god-damn it, beer stills drowns my chest and half of them hops are jetted out off my mouth ; i’ve had bad acid trips but this shit takes the cake… I’ll give this “recreational outing” an 8 out of 10 on the pharmaco-dependencia scale on account that the Oxicontin™️ feeling is still lingeringly sticking around and it’s been a really-really long time since i’ve had that amphetamine sleepless stretch. Overall, if you like your Schedule IV drugs with a masochistic whip, Buprenorphine is your Trixx, kids.
Silly rabbit… Trixx are for kids 🐐
🐰…over at the MS en BC, David French just had a realization : corruption is not relevant when things are going well, when things are in disarray, mister French says, it’s Joe Biden’s fall.
Now, we the staff take this opportunity to confirm that not only must Ewe have a Psalm-singin’ first name like ‘David’ and “french” on the calling card to get away with repentance in a MAGA world using an Evangelical front
If, and only if, youse a Mexican ewe closes ranks and sing La Marseillaise and paint your face like an estúpida “calaverita” on a James 🍸 Bond movie set.
Take it away, Ella 🎺.
Alright, alright, alright 🤠 Öüï done already established that, “la música viva siempre es mejor” o viceversa, with that in mind Aretha Franklin bamboozled Ewe all into thinking that Gospel was the music of the New Testament… far from, IT!, and his Old Torah for born-again motherfcukers. Jazz is where it is at.
L‘Argent de Narcos va où l’Argent de Narcos voudrait ir, IRREGARDLESS… knot like those fucking tithes from the Archdiocese of “Can’t Touch This”.
Shoot! Now Satan, that old devil ain’t even an Angel like Lucifer is, but that’s only because Satan is an Israeli boogie man, just like that genocidal murderer Benjamin Netanyahou.
Technically… Satan es un hombre de Dios, with this in mind remember ‘the golden Rule’, which states that “As Above – so below”, and what Paul does to one side Peter must do to the opposite side, —Aussie.
Lucie on the other side of Hell is of course a rock star, just like that syphilitic Mister Franklin at Versailles… Ô Benjamin, you crazy fou—those were the THEYS my friend, those were the THEYS.
La última letra, después de la griega and, the slanted cross in front of an upside-down EmE.
Volt ⚡ Aire 🌬️ the Frenchman stars as “Cuni-Cuni” François-Marie Arouet aka ‘la rana’.
Cuni, cuni, asegura la rana, que cuándo Dalila se siente sola Sansón saca la marihuana on top of the Empire State zénith, and Zoe, I don’t select the news cycles and the narrative pretty much writes itself.
And now, a closer look with Stephanie Ruhle and the Creation of Job. Full disclosure, no A.I. bubbles were burst.
It Sells
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“Me pongo de pie”, se escucha venir desde la Quai d’Orsay justo ante “El.Ángel” atalayado que devisa Les Invalides desde el Puente Alejandro III en El Sena.
Being For The Benefit of Jean-Marie Faustin Godefroid “João” de Havelange,
El Ángel Fernández : And it’s not that the Mexican national team’s outstanding record for the FIRST part of the phrase, “jugamos como nunca” is anything other than fabulous. But that part of la oración is now complete and it wouldn’t make a difference if the second part of that presagio turns out in favor of The Basque³, but the issue here is that we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot enjoy the real World Cup, the one which is inclusive of all of the teams in the globe and not just the 50 States of the U.S. and of course, Canada, especially when there’s a thing called ICE behaving like the Schutzstaffel and Runic numerals on Elephant hunters’ jerseys from Valhalla’s tribe.
³~. Mexican National Team coach, Javier Aguirre.
If only, CLAUDIA 🇲🇽 SHEINBAUM, if only Ándres Manuel López Obrador, would have been more like Habib 🇹🇳 Bourguiba (Argentina ⚽ 1978) maybe [just maybe] you would not have to be dealing with Governess Eugenia ”Maru” la chihuahuense—Campos and, that governor from “El Chapo’s” territory in Badiraguato, KANSAS ; or his counterpart in Tijuana, Marina del Pilar Ávila because we are referring to AMLO’s compadre in Mazatlán, the former governor of Sinaloa, the great Ruben Rocha Moya.
2 de junio de 1978, 16:45 en ROSARIO, Argentina, Estadio Lisandro de la Torre dónde el equipo nacional de Habib 🇹🇳Bourguiba obtains the first African victory in a World ⚽ Cup ; for team México it was 1/3 of their darkest hour in World Cup history (up to that point), almost as dark as the POLICE torture cellars below the Buenos Aires Naval Mechanics School, but that’s only because of the similarities between Trump’s FIFA caprice and General Jorge Rafael Videla “National Reorganization Process” and other assorted Condors in The Andes regions of Uncle Sam in Simón Bolivar’s South.
Note to Editors: please skip “la última letra” on account that the “Diccionario amoroso de la Biblia (Decoin, D. Oct. 2009 ; PLON) only goes to the i-griega. Don’t ask why.
What would the insurrectionists of 1776 say about “We The People” of 2026?
Donald “con man” Trump would get a red card of impeachment and immediately after that CONSEQUENCE the son-of-a-bitch would be EXECUTED for treason.
Strawberry Moon For Eva… Zoé in Greek, and Eve if you follow the Sun.
Look! Up in the sky… and Donald Trump suggests, “don’t look up, look sideways and pass the biscuits please.”
… for context, Zoe at ‘la bagagerie’, i (Armando Segovia / armando serrano-prieto) told you that Öüï was going to use JR’s Cavern entre La Monnaie y La Samaritaine to introduce your lovely benevolence to Kevin Bacon, can you Zoé, count to six?
Never mind l’IntrUSA en COLORADO… here comes the fucking frogs
Donald Trump did nothing wrong…
the United States of America and Paola Ramos did ; enjoy your ‘polite society’ and your “latin x” crap.
Runes de Marfil y Aztecas… Norwegian WOULD.
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What you do to one side, Ewe must do to the other.
The Golden Rule
Yo no busco — encuentro… 🎶 de pronto tanta educación es un desastre .
Asunción, PARAGUAY _ Linear Algebra for dummies and a bank holiday for the Guaraní nation following the ICE detention incident in them United States, additionally, sources close to Mika Brzezinski reported that Mika popped her cherry during the the France vS Norway match where the French calmly made their way back to The Four Season’s Hotel, whereas the Paraguayans were promptly escorted back to their ICE DETENTION facility where the South American squad celebrated their qualification to the next elimination round of the FIFA and ICE “sig heil” Soccer Cup.
In local knews… la japonesa ganó en El Perú, pero perdió ante Brazil.
… beyond the Andes and over the Rockies it’s “remnants of remnants” and destiny by design or how Capitalism in them United States finally caught its own tail.