³~. Executive aggrandizement or, as the Swede say, “esas sí son chingaderas, César Chávez”.
… and if you order within the next commercial break Ewe also get our exclusive “Laboratorios Camacho” formula for ego enlargement and manhood maximization.
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In any case scenario, let’s go to Luchenbach, Texas… and change Nashville again.
All the pretty candles and one massive Cake on the Attack.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell®, New Jersey… Taco Bell©, can you bitches dig it?
But first, let’s go over to Baraboo, Wisconsin, where the good people of North Bergen are hiding out because they don’t have the BALLS, the BALLS! France, to leave a fucking comment and (instead) act like fucking CHIHUAHUAS at Taco Bell™ at supper time in Central Europe Times.
… Eye ain’t got a cutline to flatten you, yet, but when Eye does youse gonna be flatter than a tortilla rolled up to eat my pork chicharrones with, —bitch.
Happening Now in Paris, Texas :
We Are Olympians… and just for ol’ Time’Sakes before Anita Bonita leaves office : if only the Paris Tourism Board Had The Fucking Imagination, eh?
Absolutely nothing, 🗳️ just rednecks living with the consequences of war, good-god y’all.
Issy-Eye-Eats pork and beans becuase Öüï could give a fuck about a holy diet or a REGIME for a cult and/or religion on EARTH, but i do go Coucou For Cocoa-Puffs… one thing however, is that new look that fip . fr got for the Spring of 2026 ; it’s SHIT! Shit Eye tells you Thomas Le Corbillon, Shit!!! Needless to write, it’s shit with a pink hue and all that jazz. Any hoot, you did say to call you any time, so here it is : fip new look sucks, but that is only my personal opinion.
No-va
Now before Öüï heads out to Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, Eye must mark this down so that Évry last motherfucker at FIP understands,
In any case scenario, SHOUT out to D.C. on a beautiful day… and if youse indoors, Öüï hopes Ewe gots a window facing sun light.
[ Book 3, when Eye became a performance work of art, not necessarily otro pinche hartista d’ocasión ]
_that you can’t go labeling your sirens as the most “eclectic” cunts around when Denis Soula (that motherfucker³) goes painting every-fucking-channel in a ROSA MEXICANO hue around the music, pink is fine but only on 🍹 cocktails that arrive with a little umbrella to stir the poison… mine is whiskey, Niño Luc, what’s yours, —nigga?
It’s not you, Europe… it’s La Marquise de Lafayette , that cross-dressing bum.
³~. I guess what Eye is trying to convey here, Mme. Mercier, is that “Le Page” d’accueil at fip . fr is a cheap Canadian-look-alike front of what used to be called « ICEBERG RADIO » on the interwebs but now-a-theys since 2017 or so, turned into just another ACCUWEATHER channel with a programming machine fishing out them hits for the people working under fluorescent lives baking birthday cakes for very rich piano-playing cunts, no offence 🦩.
“Early, don’t be late… », gonna listen to Carlos Santana now, Jingo~ism no va.
Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.
Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.
I Buried TITUS
The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.
Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.
https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf
What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!
Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.
https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs
And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!
CARLOS is DEAD
Walk this way, Ranger.
🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.
Issy-it’s-the French touch that sells the Epstein Class at Invalides.
Breaking in Washington, Anand Giriharadas relays that Israel survives and thrives thanks to “American tax payers”, but that is because for the JEWS in Israel, gringos are GOY scum for Yahweh 🇮🇱
Instant replay, no surprise :
One vote for Trump is a vote for Netanyahou’s Jews in Israel and Las Vegas.
Have a pineapple 🍍 with Ananas Giriharadas and the Epstein Class on the EyesWide Shut in Dubaï’s Hilton.
Never eat with women… but if you do, do like Mandingo in FRANCE and make that bitch pay for the meal.
Remember now, it’s a GWAR of Distraction for Donald Trump.
And, Anand… they did it all for the “network”, God forbids that Civics got in the way of their foie gras and New England lobster meal with the French in Epstein’s apartment on/at La Seine.
Eye must say, and Öüï want to be the first to write this :
What have you done?
It looks gay, to Mí, but who’s got the balls to say it, shall we say with Grace? Who? The Eggman? Not with Yoko around.
Law and Order : the rich and the powerful.
Any 🦉 hoot, in High Times News, American rapper Afroman is suing the World Trade Center for getting in the way of his 2001 #1 hit, “Because Eye Got High”.
Knives out and No Surprises : Chacun son histoire … the prez was just CRASS
¡Ay, Chabela!
Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.
https ://thecancunsun .com /spring-break-surges-in-cancun-with-1280-flights-over-the-weekend/
Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?
Yo me digo:
¡Ay, Chabela!
“A complete disrespect to the process”.
But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?
In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.
If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.
Cat Fight at the Luchenbach Kalten Show
Chapter Won : tu abuelita en bicicleta
How to Berimbau without sounding like an asshole.
Breaking in El País, Mexican presidenta invites Spanish King to Churubusco. Madrid is furiosa and insist on referring to El Sud as “hispanic” leaving Brazil out of the concept of Latinoamérica on account that Samba no Parla le SPICK-oh.
⚽… Take Five bossa-nova
The Gall Spain 📍the Gall
And in particular, fuck all them rent-a-cops… “I’m your Huckleberry.”
I said it once at The Préfecture de Cité : monkey sees ∴ monkey does like Ewes always knew.
Cocksuckers at Monoprix™ wish that they were “American” and qualify for the I.C.E. welfare program at the T.S.A.
https ://elpais .com /madrid /2026-03-18 /ayuso-no-secunda-al-rey-en-la-polemica-con-mexico-por-la-conquista-abusos-los-que-cometian-los-aztecas-contra-los-autoctonos
America the nazi.
™~. … and little ol’Eye is talking about the niggers that work there, not necessarily the black Volk from Africa.
Truck talk
Now ; right about now, Uncle Jesse would be rolling in his grave, but knowing Boss Hogg down in Hazzard, i know that the General Lee is not going to be happy about gas prices but then that is what Bo and Luke voted for, an American pie… and off-course, the “draining of the swamp” and the end to politicians running stocks before Kentucky.
🎶 Out in Luchenbach, Texas, nobody’s feeling no pain 🍞
County fried neighborhoods.
Rhodium is a girl’s best friend
Rhodium is a girl’s best friend, Eye will say it a-Gain.
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