Any 🦉 hoot, mister president, NOW is your chance to drive your little fucking ballroom (balls deep) to TAIWAN, now suck She’s dick like a good little gangster.
Live from Sheena, Nuevo León.
For the record en Beijing, China, así como en China, Nuevo León, el sonido de la letra X es como la pipi : chi.
Chi chin pee greeted Donald in a Shitty toast… Xi’rs.
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… and nothing, not a goddamned thing beats drinking alone on a Wednesday morning à Pont Neuf, y en La Rumorosa también.
Juniors
Any 🦉 hoot, “can art¹ change the world?”, who knows, “Kikito”, who knows. Leonardo di ser Piero (an illegitimate bastard son of) da Vinci could perhaps begin to answer that musing but sources close to the Pope in Rome relay that Leonardo would not be able to comment if the polymath expected to keep his source of income from the design of weapons of mass destruction and maintain his kicks going, from those necro-studies under the cover of night that don Leo did.
¹~. https ://www .theguardian .com /2017 /sep /18 /proud-to-be-mexican-meet-the-baby-whose-huge-image-gazes-over-the-border
So it goes… en ciencia y ficción.
I tell you what Francisco (kiko) Higareda, now 10 years of age, journalism sure as caca 💩 has not changed it but don’t take my word for it, ask any RENEGADO in Mexicali or along any town in that godforsaken peninsula on that Sea of Cortés, which stretches parallel southbound from Sonora to Sinaloa : it has not, objectively speaking.
No woman no Cry, Capone is an artist now, not an IDF terrorist.
[ Intermission for the benefit of our nº 1 reader in North Bergen, New Jersey, catch up nigger, catch up! Don’t miss a single comma].
¿Can you please use it in a sentence?
The Death of A Frenchman—Oh, sacré merde! Frenchie is dead… long live The Franchise.
Negus :
collinsdictionary .com /dictionary /english /negus
Don’t forget to bring a glove ⛺ 🃏
Nike’s nigga’s intenciones pardas regarding Donald “Negus” Trump’s “distraction” ballroom casts a big shadow over at Roland Garros’ vanity “spread” fair in France.
… intermission
If you have to pay bills to stay in the game, you are doing wrong.
We now return to JR, [h]artista francés en Francia just in time for the death of Frenchie… cualquier parecido entre el personaje de Toper Capone of “The Boys” and JR is nothing but THE SYNCHRONICITY, the whole ENCHILADA, and of course una MICHELADA en Tecate, —a huevo que sí, compa.
“Mon travail prend sens par rapport à l’endroit où l’on se place. C’est une question de regard, de positionnement.»
JR en Libération c. 05/07/2018
Tus pardas intenciones lindas… que solas no se miden ellas.
1. pardo
adj.
That is dark and dull in color, predominantly brown or gray, like the earth: a brown kitten , brown eyes , brown colors, a Browned Eyed Girl or, Brown Sugar if you are a Rolling Stone.
De noche todos los aliens son pardos.
2. pardo
adj.
Se dit en particulier des nuages ou d’une journée nuageuse : sombre (‖ sans lumière ni clarté ).
Eye loves to see Ewe smile.
3. pardo
adj.
Apellido materno (sin~guioncito) de la presidenta mexicana de Baja California y de Tecate, aussi.
Take Mí To Your NEGUS.
Huxley shrugged, and then he created his own porn after buying marihuana online on The Morning Joe Show. Soma just couldn’t hack it no more… you damned kids, “get off my bridge!”.
Ahora cuéntame una de cachanillas.
… and Neil deGrass Tyson, Nigga’ Please!!! You want to talk about aliens when the Lincoln reflecting pool is taking your grandchildren’s voting rights away, WTF, Neil. Revolution ✊🏾 inner city blues.
Banana for size 💋
Fuck it Joe, bring in the Stradivarius Chief of Quagmires and throw up all your hands up.
Los Marcianos Llegaron Ya, y llegaron bailando el Cha-Cha—Cha.
Jump the bridge and lift the curtains to La Monnaie with Monica Lewinsky in El Ey… Tecate, Baja California y La Rumorosa invitan.
Page 3, The Guardian
The Devil Wears PARDA.
The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.
Me and The Devil Bleus
https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer
Off The Roof, by order of The Rolling Stones.
Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —
Something:
https ://www .militaryhistoryonline .com /Century19th /FrenchInMexico
Para 👅 lelos : Jäger for dummies. —
So if, and only if, Ewe start Mí up then you know Eye will never stop and, if there is one lesson to learn from that last Margarita during Spring Break of 1867 in México is that Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, is named after the difficulties that Napoleon III’s had in squeezing the most from his Jäger-meisters en territorio Apache, but most importantly for Juárez (the Mexican president at the time) for the weapons left behind by General Philip “tankie” Sheridan in TEXAS, for the “juaristas” to find… a charitable “Fast and Furious” version of Unitedstatesian gun-running program, some might say. —
https ://en .wikipedia .org /Jäger (infantry)… from German the word roots back to “hunter”, but upon the shame that that old devil ‘Mick’ and his hessians suffered in Mexicolandia, Mick used the devil’s favorite tool (confusion) and changed his title to Sir, first by dropping the “rock dots” from the letter ‘a’ and doubling the letter ‘g’, thus becoming a “peddler” or “carrier” of the BRITISH INVASION of 1960’s, as opposed to being a hunter hessian of the mid-1800’s… but not before taking a CUE from old tankie SHERIDAN and taking a General’s rank when, Eye quotes, “the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank”.
All right stop! — Collaborate and listen.
https ://madmonarchist .blogspot .com /2011/06 /monarchist-profile-general-franz-graf : it was no great surprise when Archduke Maximilian of Austria, who had recently agreed to become Emperor of Mexico, chose Graf Thun-Hohenstein to be the commander of the Austrian forces he wished to take to Mexico with him as added security.
“The thing about this chapter is – the Tételas are a rock band that also has the capacity to do ballads, country music or dance music. So we don’t get stuck in one kind of style.”
Sir Michael Philip Jagger, speaking to some bloke named Owen Myers of the Brit news-peddler service The Guardian in New York… ibid below.
El Gran Mito del Huachicol Francés.
Moraleja, or the moral of the Cinco de Mayo celebration is of course, VIETNAM, the French Foreign Legion know this and so does FORT BENNING and those beret-wearing elitists under John Wayne and his “Mexican buddy” PEDRO ARMENDARIZ, because it’s one thing to conquer CANCER, and quite another to not see the light beyond CHEMOTHERAPY’s side effects.
“We recovered 430 liters”: police warn about fuel thefts
https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /prix-des-carburants /ils-ont-recupere-430-litres-les-gendarmes-alertent-sur-les-vols-de-carburant
Ewe fuckin’ serious? Eye practically invented Chevy Chase, i’m Sirius and youse knot… I’ve been around for a long, long year, even stole many a man’s soul and faith ; not to mention their HUACHICOL ⛽
Battle Hymn of l’Hallelujah… charge 💳
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-10-mai-2026 _FOREIGN 💋 TONGUES
Meanwhile, back at the bar, it’s a 6-3 ruling. Niggers be damned.
You dildos make me feel nostalgic for Joe Piscopo in the role of Soldier Boy.
Virginia USA… 2026 :
Commentary ; punto y coma if, and only if, the Supreme Court Of The United States overrules Virgina’s appeal on redistricting.
PiPoPe tatemado, courtesy of la Secretaria de Educación Pública.
… unless of course, Eugene Daniels thinks that it’s too soon to jump to conclusions.
Any 🦉 hoot, Jacqueline Alemany, “daughter of matriarchs” That’s My Story and John Lee Hooker’s stickin’ to it.
³~. Indeed, some might argue that Robert Downey Jr. invented the “blackface” back in 2008, but sources close to Las Tételas Rodantes relay that the majority of Zacapoaxtecos in 1862, were card-carrying collaborators of an exiled motley crue of Mexicans living in France know simply as, “Los Amigos de México en Francia. The bunch in Zacapoaxtla favored the French intervention and praised The Confederacy of the antebellum South in them United States. The Zacapoaxtecos were not, according to The Rolling Stones, heros of Cinco de Mayo ; not by a long shot, the heros of Cinco de Mayo were the misfits known simply as Los Tetelenses en Abundancia.
https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Municipio_de_Tetela_de_Ocampo
Musical guest :
… as promised after X and Y : Z.
Over at Lagrange’s farm, the physics don’t add up to the maths on those niños de Sheinbaum á la école… are Ewe tellin’ Mí that “Brown Sugar” comes now in sweet Saccharine flavor? Fucking Jäger and his rolling teteles, it figures… that nigger is getting up there in age, Öüï reckons that Mick could use the fake sugar now.
Up Next : The King of Pop… i’ll take places you ain’t never been, except for Paul 🎹.
I can’t belive that Samuel Ollivier turned baby France into an agressive mullet-sporting Chihuahua, the gall Mélanie… It’s a cute little bitch though, i’ll give Sylviane Hawanini³ that ; that’s a hell of a shirt that you’re wearing, it goes real well with that Shepherd 🐕🦺
Cualquier parecido con la gobernadora Maru Campos es mera coincidencia : The Gall, Chihuahua… the gall !!!
³~. With a name like that, you know should be glad.
Hoy por ser 10 de mayo : chinguen a su madre los hijos de Israel. BOYCOTT, spurn, snub, bar, ban, VETO 🇮🇱 this fucking rag and all-of its products ; starting with those rubbery agua 🥑 cates that never mature… 3000 +/- years and Ewe motherfuckers are still the petulant children of a nomadic tribe.
🎶 Five Through The Nose, 💸 bold and daring.
Temporada de fresas… à volonté.
The choice of a daft generation.
El-oh, El-ey Lola…
Intersectionality with a Backtalker with lactose intolerance, —apparently.
“Isabel Díaz Ayuso has praised the Malinches of the capital, has exalted the conquest, has vindicated Hernán Cortés and in her networks she has written Mexico, with a “j” that seems suspiciously deliberate. Sheinbaum, her Mexican counterpart, has replied to her by reconvening her to write México with a letter X.”
Pons, Lola. El País, 09-05-2026.
“Nothing Can Silence Me”
Xcaret invita y la jota es a voluntad… like a shameless rigging of the letter “J” in Donald Trump’s South, which just brought back Jim Crow.
Any 🦉 hoot back to la más norteña in no particular order, Jennifer Hermoso 🐅💃🏽⚽, followed by Julieta Venegas 🪗📓and “la baronesa” de Madrid 🧑🏼🩰 y la presidenta X de 🇲🇽-landia.
Ladies in Gemini : here’s Y… also known in Tijuana as Yvonne; people who know, know that Yvonne is the spitting image of Julieta Venegas but youse didn’t hear this from Mí.
… [I]t is incoherent to praise the time of Hernán Cortés and not to use his graphic system; the most congruent thing with the admiration for the Spanish captain general that the president of the Community of Madrid feels is to write the Náhuatl toponym as it was written in the sixteenth century (Mexico, with x) and even sign Ysabel with y, as Queen Isabel the Catholic herself initialed her documents, because although that use has long since ended, there are things that are never forgotten.
Pons, L., El País ; ibid.
And now, the conclussion of “The Jackie Alemany, She in? Show”, where former FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, said that she ain’t in, adding, “Ewe’ol need to start enjoying what you all voted for and leave Barry alone”.
Arch-type.
Deer Jacqueline Alemany, Holland March³ called… he wants his blue polyester top back and in return he will return your Belle Bottoms Bleus.
³~. Nice Guys (2016).
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