🎶 Guayaberas filipinas, Mauricio Babilonia…
Meanwhile back at The Hague, Rodrigo Duterte is the opening act before Donald John Trump is forced to sit on the accused chair 💺.
Ask not what The Philippines can do for you… but what you can do to convict Donald John Trump for crimes against humanity.
https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/apr/23 /philippines-ex-president-rodrigo-duterte-trial-charges-crimes-against-humanity
Oh say can you see?
¡Qué belgas son estas!?
Over at the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, in BELGIUM, the Alliance is working on a strategy to Make The Nuremberg Trials Great Again, while the Turks from Turkey are perplexed with the claim that a CONVICTED RAPIST (the president of the United States of America) is making about the sexual advances that the hottest right-wing maddona (the prime minister of Italy) is projecting towards Donald’s old deranged ass.
Ich ziehe keine gelbe Kleidung an
Sources close to Denmark relay that the aforementioned Sexual Predator (Donald John Trump) continues to use Vladimir Putin’s bravado as a shield on account that Trump does not know how to ride (much less handle) a horse like Vladimir does in all of his propaganda ads.
Des’del Cielo Una Hermosa Mañana
A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena
Her beauty’s so illogical, the beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon just stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame, pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flames
Dance, Helena, dance
Whoa!
Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra
« Le Mexique est champion…
des disparitions ! »
Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :
https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles
The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?
Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga…
We Are Currently Posting FIFA trespassers.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
For the ump-teenth time, i do not select the news of the day, Eye simply drive the headlines and try not to bury the 🚴🏼♂️ LEAD.
Norwegian Would, a Japanese thriller about time-traveling teens.
Also, if you are Mexican but most importantly, a die-hard fan of “la verde”, Öüï prognosticated that under “El Vasco” the national team would play like they always have—and lose like they never did, which is to say, with honor despite the heatwave and Trump policies on and off the pitch .
… and Trump invents soccer for suckers.
And, Eddie Gloude Jr., how did you (doctor) celebrate the 5th of July, like EACH-and-EVERY-one of those STUPID MEXICANS celebrating DONALD J. TRUMP’S world cup? And Cousin Joe, it’s interesting to see just how “exceptional” the United States of America is, even on the SOCCER ⚽ pitch,
Patriotic Krispy Churros
Previously on “mariposas amarillas, Mauricio, that’s a big Pablo Picasso en Babilonia!”
Oh, —the humanity !
🦛
… and Susana Poveda, video games! Fucking ones and zeros, really? s’Dat what Ewe’s got for Mí, video réalité 🎥🎬 s’il Encio.
… splits screens? Whatcha’ talking about Willis?
… please be advised that Öüï continues to bang the QWERTY on the AZERTY to no avail, —it has, to say the least all been gobbledygook.
Note to editors : please inform your Daft Sirens that Deep Purple is always on the stage at Montreux.
Always, Vania®… always 👗
For context, Charlotte Bibring, of Charlotte Bibring game was high as a kite during last night edition of the Montreux Jazz Festival at la maison de France24 ; her carcajadas gave exactly the kind of recreational SOMA that she was on, and by the joy of her belly laugh it was clear that Charlotte was doing her siren wail on shrooms and weed, the cackle on shrooms and weed is unmistakable, that or la Bibring had multiple orgasms during the show.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /speciale-montreux-jazz-festival
Sandler on the Swift, and that, Jackeline Alemany, is no MYTH.
So, in Paris, France, it’s already the Fifth and Donald John Trump is 3/4’s away from his hitleresque 1000-Year Reich, but only 3 months away from finding out if his Post Office scheme and ICE intimidation tactics will keep The American Experiment from impeaching his corrupt ass once the 2026 midterms are on the books.
Fucking Paparazzi, Jimmy Kimmel was there…
On Location : rue Jean Lantier.
Ken Burns, of Ken Burns fame documented the passion of the THEY and Poncio Pilatos made sure that Mick Jagger sealed the Square.
Prócula, the legal-lover of Pilate edged her husband on to crucify the bum, lorem ipsum DOLOR would follow with a proprietary photoshoot effect. It’s a complicated process.
Any 🦉 hoot, Zoe, where were we? Ah—yes!!! Eureka, dicen en l’academia, or Glad Tidings if youse with Gloria (say, whatever happened to Aunt Gloria, Jonathan Capehart?) the thing is that Alemany’s request for romance of with epic proportions is plausible and Öüï thinks that Eye should give it to The Weekend pundit like the Talking Head that she is.
Base jump to the plaza
Dreams
Still to fly, not the Blue Angels, fuck no Van Hagar!!! And that’s a fact Jack, up in the sky later over Washington and The Potomac banks it’s PAT 🐶 PATROUILLE and THE HALLYDAY Alpha Jet Frogs.
Happy Birthday.
Jump to The Articles of Confederation and then goose-step your way to The National Fair.
Tom Pities the fou’ who’s petty with dogs.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mazurkas_(🌽)
Now before Öüï gets started let Mí just say that Eye will stick to needles and by gum, never will another bew-pre-nor-feen pilule rest under my sublingual papila… 40-some hours later my digits are looking qwerty but typing in AZERTY ; food’s nearly starting to go down and god-damn it, beer stills drowns my chest and half of them hops are jetted out off my mouth ; i’ve had bad acid trips but this shit takes the cake… I’ll give this “recreational outing” an 8 out of 10 on the pharmaco-dependencia scale on account that the Oxicontin™️ feeling is still lingeringly sticking around and it’s been a really-really long time since i’ve had that amphetamine sleepless stretch. Overall, if you like your Schedule IV drugs with a masochistic whip, Buprenorphine is your Trixx, kids.
Silly rabbit… Trixx are for kids 🐐
🐰…over at the MS en BC, David French just had a realization : corruption is not relevant when things are going well, when things are in disarray, mister French says, it’s Joe Biden’s fall.
Now, we the staff take this opportunity to confirm that not only must Ewe have a Psalm-singin’ first name like ‘David’ and “french” on the calling card to get away with repentance in a MAGA world using an Evangelical front
If, and only if, youse a Mexican ewe closes ranks and sing La Marseillaise and paint your face like an estúpida “calaverita” on a James 🍸 Bond movie set.
Take it away, Ella 🎺.
Alright, alright, alright 🤠 Öüï done already established that, “la música viva siempre es mejor” o viceversa, with that in mind Aretha Franklin bamboozled Ewe all into thinking that Gospel was the music of the New Testament… far from, IT!, and his Old Torah for born-again motherfcukers. Jazz is where it is at.
L‘Argent de Narcos va où l’Argent de Narcos voudrait ir, IRREGARDLESS… knot like those fucking tithes from the Archdiocese of “Can’t Touch This”.
Shoot! Now Satan, that old devil ain’t even an Angel like Lucifer is, but that’s only because Satan is an Israeli boogie man, just like that genocidal murderer Benjamin Netanyahou.
Technically… Satan es un hombre de Dios, with this in mind remember ‘the golden Rule’, which states that “As Above – so below”, and what Paul does to one side Peter must do to the opposite side, —Aussie.
Lucie on the other side of Hell is of course a rock star, just like that syphilitic Mister Franklin at Versailles… Ô Benjamin, you crazy fou—those were the THEYS my friend, those were the THEYS.