Coming up on the programming: It’s An Alternate Reality Show

It’s An Alternate Reality Show, Starring Kasie DC.
On today’s episode, Donald J. Trumps re-invents “El Atole con El Dedo”
[laughter track for Stupid Americans goes here]…

Top of the first, the visiting Crown Prince of the House of Saud strikes out… uso justo de todos los juegos: PLAYBALL!!! Faltan 10 para la hora de Su Majestad “El Jazz” y nuestro Rey de Los Deportes: The Circus… gooooooooo Dodgers.

TimeStamp: 20 para las 4 de la tarde 19h50 Central NATO Time; en “Uchronie”.

¡BALDES D’Agua mi Negro!
Chucho Valdés is on deck at Siren Den.

Dear, fip… Castellano, no es Espagnol.

…

TimeStamp: Pastilla de Menta à 19h20

… but seriously, rumor has it, that Vladimir Putin promised Donald Trump a Parisian get away. People are saying that the handler is treating his American Bitch to a military review parade to conmemorate the end of the first “Big War”. Yup, people are talking and most people around The Globe agree that Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin’s little bitch.

… In 2112, “The Company” works for Russia.

23h30 CET
The first pitch in the 2018 Major League Baseball Championship* Settled in F•O•U•L Territory.
The Los Angeles Dodgers crossed a “Picket Line” in Bean Town, at The Boston Hotel. C’mon, “El Lay”, find suitable “fair wage” accomodations. Don’t jinx the Series before you guys even step onto the diamond.

An Historic Series*, “The October Classic” will no longer be called the World Series.

Sources from BeanTown:
https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2018/10/22/dodgers-picket-line-boston/

Issy, el Verde en este universo Alternativo, es tóxico. ISSY, en este universo, todo, absolutamente todo está patas p’arriba.

Anygüey in París is “After Midnite” and a Full Moon is up next… TimeStamp: Let’s Play Hardball, it’s oh—One hundred hours in Central NATO Time—Game One.

Oh, what a heck.

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson. Watch out for that car.

Cars and Trends

Oh_hey Hallie Jackson… watch out for that automaton shape-shifting behind you, and please, Hallie Jackson, “Don’t Bogart that joint.”

Washington, D.C. __ Ford is getting ready to roll out autonomous vehicles at the nation’s capital and The Company could not have chosen a better season to test the new rides out, yup, Octubre tenía que ser, because Congress is not in SESSION. Right now the streets around The Hill are a little less saturated while the representatives are in legislative hibernation.

TimeStamp: Quince para las Trece de la tarde.

Coming up:
¿Qué le dijo el cócono al guajolote?

Erdogan: KHASHOGGI, “Slain in vicious and violent MURDER.”

!Aguas!!! hay viene un Turkey.
Eye think his “name” is Ted…
or something like that.
Rumor has it, and people are saying
that his daddy killed Camelot.

… later on C-Span 3

It’s Misread Quotes from the Very Soul of América, with Jon Meacham©️.

Season 1, Pilot episode (an Introduction)
To Hope, [bob, en Espagnol] Rather Than To Fear… or some First Look like that.

… y al regresar, The Clash.

TimeStamp: Out of The Blues, with Scaggs… 20 para las 12.

Two weeks before the clash between Nancy Pelosi and “darker elements”, Willie “motherfunking” Geist has the Morning Off. He’s off to Puerto Vallarta to take a “motherfucking” Siesta… oh, the humanity.

Still to come on DW… Ze German ChaNel
The Story of Icarus (from the Middle East)

Synopsis:
A Crown Prince in Saudi Arabia tries to Fly Like an Eagle…
silly Sheik, princes can’t fly.
Assasination is a Republican trait…
Just ask Caesar, said Erdogan, the Turk.

For the RECORD: Fuck Florida, unless Florida votes BLUE. This is how my Grand’ma spoke.

En el kiosko de París no hubo noticias, hoy.

TimeStamp: Jazz Time
“It’s–ah–gonna be a Blue Monday”…
« How does it feel »

19 hundred hours in Central Europe Time

Algunos pueden ver esto como un Kiosko medio vacío, otros únicamente divisan una Ola “zurda” llena de Azul… wait for it, wait… TimeStamp: 19h20 at “The Circus” con el mago.

… coming up on channel 3:
it’s “pinturas” con Gregoria.

…

No se pierda nuestro próximo cápitulo de “pinturas”, con Gregoria. En este renglón retomamos la situación de
Henri Lefebvre’s laboratory in a time–delayed actualización.

On ShowTime, it’s 19h50

Previously, on asegovia3:
* Sad Mona… half seas over the Sax,  o algo así.

Crítica de la vida cotidiana…
vía The Guardian
—en Espagnol—

http://www.jornada.com.mx/2018/10/11/opinion/016a1pol

It’s 4 o’Clock in Central Europe Time

What situation?

Goooooooo Dodgers.

It’s a tale of 2 Bean towns,
but first, here’s the situation:
It’s like a Domino Effect,
pero aqui no ha pasado nada…
nothing to see here, move along,
Y’old shutterbug.

The Street is my Dark Room… No. 3 rue Pastourelle, 75003 — París. }—~~~\*>  foto: segoviaspixes [copy-left].  All the bad news coming out of The White House are property of The Guardian. Uso justo de todos los efectos dominó… but we [the staff] here are not talking about them “bones”. No, Sir, this here “do•mi•nó” is no table game; no, Sir, this here « dominó » es el pretérito en Tercera Persona del verbo transitivo DOMINAR. This thing here is a game of Power, not a game of “bones” and the motherfucking winner, the winner takes all.

… anyWey, hoy no hubo noticias,
TimeNow, Sad Mona on the desert road,
It’s half seas over the Sax,
or something like that*
in Siren Central Time.

Coming up on the BBC.
What is Macronism, and what in “the whole wide world of Sports” is a Blue Wave?

TimeStamp, one hour for JazzTime, —from abroad— como ya es hábito, “o como dicen los franceces”:
Eye did it My Güey y, —a mi manera, de ver.