Dear Alain Bauer : there is no criminology science in France

And, Dominique de Villepin… the ironic thing about this is that DAVID BOWIE (in his NAZI phase) warned you FRENCH COQ Suckers about it :

♫ Take a look at the LAW man
Beating on the wrong guy,

Feeling lucky, punk?

 

Oh man, look at those cavemen goIt’s the freakiest show

of course, everyone thought that Bowie was talking about America but the little faggot was talking in a general sense.

Additionally, Mr. de Villepin, in your own words, what is giving your small-business-es nightmares did not start in this administration, but a generation ago when Florence Cassez was doing “her” thing in México.

Nevertheless, SOCIAL WORKERS like Tony Palma, formally the head-master at Emmaüs Agora at la rue des BOURDONNAIS, and most recently [as i³ been told] a sort-of-coordintator in charge of the so-called “bagageries” for the homeless in the Parisian region encourage [by looking the other way, or worst IGNORING the fact that some benefactors use their alloted space to store looted items.

In Hilo, Hawaii… The Ocean remains the same, and Donald John Trump cannot, he cannot rename The Atlantic after his mon and The Pacific renamed as Fred.

Any hoot… small business owners, MARIANNE is a rich girl and,
SHE CAN RELY on the old man’s moneyIt’s a bitch girl—but it’s gone too far‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway

Of course, one must be FRENCH to comment on 5 noviembre after the THEY of The DEAD sin contar à los inocentes… and KATTY KAY, fuck mister BAUER because the next BULL belongs to DANIEL FARSON ; if you remember your parents pre-BEATLEMANIA in SOHO.

for the record, the story shows that once upon a time, ADOLF HITLER, yup! The Führer himself, called mister FARSON “the perfect little aryan”.

And, Sonia Mabrouk… welcome to the show, please take your clothes off becuase (the sky is gray) it will be a nudist session at LA SORBONNE.

Monet could care less

Pablo Gleason and The Friends of Mexico² in France, invitan.
²~. Gael García Bernal

Oh, hi oh… and, dearest Mika, i told you that depravity would follow

Any 🦉 hoot, never mind The Guardians, Ohio is gone and that is not ‘pretending’ in Muskingum. But don’t take my post for it, ask Cheif Nuñez in France because the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is THAT LIKE “little” Joseph Scarborough the Third, they don’t read my notes.

PLAZA LLENA

 

You just tell that sonovabitch co-husband/host of yours to keep on rocking on a free yacht and keep on being “exceptional” in the polite society of The Free World.

💃OLE !!!

Wonk, wonk, —kNOW.

If it’s Thursday, it is National Sports They in France… the extreme right edition.

🎶 Glori’a’dios en las alturas ! Its the Soggy 🇮🇱 Bottom 🇲🇽 Himmelspolizei

… note to editors regarding “las estúpidas calaveritas” :

La Perla Celestial de Marianne

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/10/19 /religi_on /evangelistas-con-apoyo-de-la-embajada-de-israel-entregan-en-san-lazaro-reconocimientos-a-alcaldes-del-pri-y-pan

El Paso Matters, y tu mamá también.

 

las estúpidas calaveritas en Mexicolandia son puras pinches momias rayadas, eso sí, muy-pero-muy sagradas, igual que Las ⚽️ Chivas de Anaheim y las “del” Guadalajara.

[ … ] Ewe Slut… why are you up?

… where’s the beef?

Over at the ABQ, it’s a brand new corrida at the Stake 🐂 House in Truth and Consequences, NM.

Hiedes a pura tierra mojada — Documente su animalismo*

Achtung, bay-bee, objects while rendering are closer than Homer’s favorite 🍩 doughnut.

 

*~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/10/18 /💈columnas  /the-charlatans-of-conditioned 🐂 animal-rights~the-las-ventas-audience-is-declining /is-la-fiesta-en-paz?

Let’s ask Elena Garro :

La fiesta en Paz en el ruedo de la soledad del Primer Torero porno en Las 🏟 Ventas… ya chole con tus pases.

 

Issy-Even-Better than the real Zepp
Youse—as slippery as an oiled toboggan
Bring it on Home /You’re the real Kream
Even better than the real Krisp,
—Dunk!

Even better than the real Kream.

For the record, i (Armando Segovia) claim ignorance as to when exactly the city of Guadalajara, in Jalisco, México, not La Sierra Morena in España, became known by the nickname of “Guanatos” ; 《 Chihuas 》, for the city of Chihuahua ; 《 Torres 》 for the city of Torreón, and of course《 Juaritos 》 to describe The Mexican side of a Borderplex with 《 El Chuco 》on The Border Patrol side of América i get, but “Guanatos” used as a nickname for the Perla Tapatía (Guadalajara) me suena a mamadas de MOMIAS rayadas, if you’ve ever been to León, Guanajuato, the city where Sheinbaum hails from, i do not get, i do Knot, —get it?

Caca La Jara, caca La Jara… hueles a pura tierra bien meada.

 

Any güey, como dice la canción:

🎶 You’re an accident,
Waiting to happen
Ey hey—Sha la la
Who’s gonna ride your wild ponies?

Prefiero morir de pie, que vivir entre burladeros.

… and Jacqueline Alemany, did you do something to yer’ spectacles?

Inter-mission :

Amarillo no me pongo

But seriously Alemany, Capehart just went wee-wee and he did not wash his hands… hi’Fi 🧤… anyone? FERRIS?

Give me Steve Kornaki, or give Mí Capehart [at the] stake… n’Yoj nigga’.

… 21h00 CET (Paris, Centre)

Told y’All that it was only an intermission and, i don’t mean to be facetious, but the situation merits the opposite of not being taken literally, serious, or for lack of a better word, UrGeNcY.

One’moe Again… bring it on home.

As we type the BHV in front of the Paris Tourism Board just lost all of its imagination and y’all know that it is serious when the police breaks out the nice sedans to join in in the celebrations, from the staff’s point-of-view every swinging Dick and Jane at the préfecture is having to pull “field duty”, promeneurs can spot these members of the police force by their nice tennis shies that they are wearing and their nicely pressed uniforms.

Sunday mass for the masses : o como dicen en France2 TV, “Ne m’Arrête Pas Maintenant »

Where were we ? —  Ah, yes… You Tú in EUROPA ZOO

Objects in mirror are closer than Reno, call 911 Jean.

 

En fin, Vilma Fuentes… there’s nothing more real than Lo’real de DIOR now especially when you are stopped on your tracks by a 20-something [mentally-challenged] year old homeless man decked from toes to noggin in brand new designer Évrything just to ask you if, “Ewe can spare a coin”.

I see your King Lizr’d and i raise Ewe King Taco.

“Nada que ver”, a lo mejor apuntaría doña Vilma Fuentes con los sociópatas que nos gobiernan sin importar si son del bando de Mélenchon o López Obrador, the thing though mister Nuñez, is that Évrything that it is Right-from-Center no toca tan mal Las Arrieras de “La LEOS³“.

³~. Alicia Leos y los Amigos de Gilberto Bosques en París.

It’s high noon in Hilo, Hawaii… at the rue de Rivoli

At la rue de Rivoli it’s Döner Gallet time, and because it’s National Sports Night, the meat’s got that TEAR GAS zest to it.

Reno 911 – the French COPS version/ACAB edition.

Outside on la rue Jean Lantier the vive is straight out of Pamplona and all the young dudes are running from the “booms”.

In local news, on or around 02h00 a group of revelers tried to get into The Place Where Everybody Knows Your Name but were held back by a man-from-the-street ; The Place however, did suffer the same crystal loss that is sure to bring a lot of revenues to the windows-replacement industry.

Any hoot, if youse keeping count, mister Nuñez, one year ago today at 09h34 the “heist” of Le Louvre took place just a dozen steps or so from where this delivery van was burned last night on la rue Bertin Poirée casi esquina con Louis Vuitton.

In Lyon, France… the Paris Tourism Board has no Kawasakis

En octubre tenia que ser, Paris burns (in selected arrondissements), protesters are inside of La Madelaine, as the square outside is sending smoke in the direction of the most beautiful avenue in the world.

 

22h33 : the franprix at rue des Deux Boulles at Chatelet is now cleaned-out [fract-out³] and along with it,  a delivery van was torched.

³~. Fractured.

That ol’quintessential Parisian storm. I love the smell of tear gas at Twilight time.

 

L’Opera is in full-effect and from up in the clouds a few sprinkles of rain begin to drop…

Correction, them raindrops droping on my head came from a little ol’lady on the 7th floor who was watering her potted plants.

En Breve

 

 

Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers for their victory over the L.A. Dodgers

For the record, Öüï blame the Dodgers loss on the move that Jason Sober-off  [made] earlier this Summer. You suck Jason, you jinxed the boys from Chávez Ravine.

Up next it’s Isabel, Allende, and Ciudad Juarez [2666], with musical guest Ewe Tú and The Achtung Joshua Baby band.

Literally… you were talking about the end of the world.

Featuring the most underrated of the Bardem clan “El Cardenal de La Curz”, chinga’o… 📸 yam’Enoje.