Ramona Bartiromo : You’re Fired!

In this section… the student will point to the saddest part of missing the show where 4 New York City punks chiseled your name for the ages.

♫ What’s happening on Wall St…
.    I   wanna’ know
.     I watch you on TV
.      Évry single day
.       Those I’s make
.         every thing OK

Maria Bartiromo

Joey Ramone on the Squawk Box

… pictured in the background, a young Charlie Watts tests his brand new Savile Row bespoke[n] suit striking several of Mick Jagger’s moves; over on the Deadline beat Maria Bartiromo got Maroon[ed] at 5.

Mean, while en el Estado de México, Camilo Sexto was not amused with the news coming out of México State but worse, Sexto (not Sixto) felt terrible about the fake-fact, as a matter of fact, that Walt Disney studios had secured the  rights of “Piel d’Ángel” for the upcoming docutélénovela “A Escondidas”, the churro* re-formats Televisa’s, “La Rosa de Guadalupe” with Rolling Stone’s special edition of “The Devil in D4VD”… for the record, hijos de Donnie Deutsch on Madison Avenue, how about a little Sympathy for the “Chief Commander³” ; heck Eye can personally vouch that “the devil” was with Mrs. Jones when the incident with “la cha-cha⁴” happened.

 

Please stand-by for rendering… El Boogie del Diablo

The devil is in THE ISSUE… pp. 66-73 ; ROLLING STONE, 01 September 2026 “The Devil in D4VD”, also in today’s Claudia Sheinbaum’s “Presidenta Morning Show” featuring Öüï features the music of Camilo Séptimo and the looks of a Sharp Dressed Man.

Öüï’s having technical difficulties rendering the beat of this track.

…

https ://www .dailymotion .com /via-la-jornada

Please stand-by for Charlie.

 

Musical guest : knock, knock 🚪…

Objects in mailbox are closer than that D.A.R.E. dropbox 📬

Jump to mañana.

Victory for The Devil — Sympathy for George Clooney

… Ahhhhh’y pobres los taqueros, lelos no lo pueden entender, que soy un Chavo d’Onda y 🎶 Vivir En México es lo pior….

Victory for The Devil via Los Hombres G :
Io sono il capone della mafia
Io sono il figlio della mia mamma
Tu sei uno stronzo di merda, ¡ja ja ja!
E un figlio di troia in Venezia

 

… give me Jakqueline or give Mí death, Symone que Sí. For the record, WATTS is a fag.

 

… well there goes The Weekend, just unloaded Joline and here comes G.L.O.R.I.A.

Check this out Eugene, i am gonna sign your pity on Céline underscore. CÉLINE Dione stars as Keith Richard’s T&A.

But speaking of Pablo Torre’s “unmentionables” what this town (Paris) needs is a CLIPPED translucent guayabera… under a Bruce Lee peasants shirt.

Dear Pablo Torre, my wordpress subscription is up, pay up nigger.

2 d’Nero… there are 114 days until Christmas Day 2026

Fuck football (americano).

 

Road trip with Capehart in Argentina… followed by pan cakes are on JayMartin iguanas show.

Any 🦉 hoot, we are going to leave Wednesday alone for a while and switch it over to The Rolling Encounters of The Stones, —on Deadline.

Chavo d’Onda

 

🎶  Tu-ru, tu, tu-ru
.        Tu-ru, tu, tururú

https ://www .pbs .org /newshour /nation /staggering-amounts-of-fentanyl-hit-streets-as-dea-watched-and-took-no-action-records-show

Iran and drugs, it’s the same movie about “el muchacho chicho
de la película gacha.”

Día del informe : I don’t think that word means what you think it means, Claudia

Ladies in Gemini, al CHILE, September 2🇨🇱6 is Tattoo You International Remembrance Day —  🎵 Say what a hell! SAY WHAT A HELL !!! Hang Fire.

Who Wore It Best, Öüï asked and Ewe responded.

 

En la CDMX aún hay tiempo, porque allá son las 11h con 20minutos, this means that someone en REFORMA is toking the last Dance With Marie Jane… in her underwear, Diana sin flecha is there, but ‘la cazadora’ is much like the D.E.A. looking up as the FENTAnihlio makes it’s way to Kash Patel’s private Jet.

In Paris, France, Céline is about to retake the stage, and sources close to Maya at FranchuteTV relay that the Canadian will perform ‘Sans Culotte’ para los miserables del re-nombrado 《 Lake of America 》

Effective immediatly at The F.B.I. : todas tus putas

Where was i… ah yes, Saturday night i was downtown—Working for the FBI.

The Re-run Maddow Show… and party Every They!

How is that purge from Elon Musk working out for you, evangelical right?

But seriously, on the double for PETE HEGSETH, sources close to The Stars & Stripes relay that recently deported « fag » Milo Yainnopoulous will be joining the editorial staff. Mr. Yainnopoulous will be working remotley from a flat in Londontown on account that Milo was “doge-ed” by ICE. The news of the former MAGA-brand hate-peddler coincide with the testosterone-obsessed secretary of war building of PENTAGON TROLLS.

NOTE to KATY TUR :
.    Deer Miss Kur, can you imagine what would have happened to the 2016 General Election outcome if Madame Secretary Hillary R. Clinton would have hired me as a troll during that election cycle? I tell you what, Miss Kur, Donald Would be in JAIL and not hiring “tricks” to work at the FBI.

Note to Rahm Emanuel : this space remains for rent, Öüï’s a gun for hire, nigga!

 

… 🧜‍♀️ you didn’t have to but thanks for Roberto Carlos

You are fucking crazy :

🎵 Hurry up, take your time—choice is yours don’t be late.

“They think that they are the emperor of Latin America”: embajador de China arremete contra Estados Unidos.

China’s ambassador to Chile, Niu Qingbao ; adding that, “it is not the first time that Washington proclaims itself as the owner of América…”

https ://www .elmostrador .cl /noticias /pais /2026/08/28 /se-creen-el-emperador-de-america-latina-embajador-de-china-arremete-contra-estados-unidos/

VENEZUELA follows, and Sheinbaum sits this one down.

… why, indeed Siren, y must i chase the Kat.

whY? Because it’s all Greek to Mí! Period.

Why does Wyoming get to drop the aitch?

Response: porque la hache es muda.

In China, (must be read in a Donald John Trump voice) SHYNA. The excelentísimos in Chile are accusing Washington (not the president there, but the entire United States of America) of being the wanna-be emperors of all Banana Republics south of Canada, including Wyoming.

Up next for BRADLEY COOPER, thank god for Rahm Emanuel

… and Jacqueline Alemany, Jacqueline Andere knew it : y’En las tocadas de rock, ya solo va poder cantar

³~. La Hija de DAVID GROHL… ♫ Muchos azules, en la ciudad—a toda hora—queriendo agandallar—NO—ya no los quiero ver más.

No Beatle offspring was harmed in the making of this blog.

 

… and starring as Enrique Guzmán : Dave Grohl.

… from a distance, Jonathan Capehart, stop focusing on Dick.

https ://france3-regions .franceinfo.fr /normandie/calvados/caen /tchetchene-casier-vierge-qui-est-ibrahim-i-le-suspect-interpelle-apres-qu-un-automobiliste-a-fonce-sur-des-pietons-a-caen

In local news, a head-on collision between a car and a bus stop caused the British Invasion to go un-noticed en l’Estación de l’Ah-De-Oh.

Bus Stop She … 💥 nevermind.

…

and after all the Sirens came and went, Jackie wore a fucking net, so predictable, unlike that [other*] un-reliable pundit!

Come As Ewe Are, for the record, * = “muffin hunt” on FOX news tv.

for the record, I (armando segovia) wanted/needed to take a nap, but it’s ok… everybody knows an ‘american’ and gosch-darn it, they got spending dollars.

Still to come on The MorJo Show l’hija d’Enrique Guzmán stars in the historical fiction, “Youse As Fake as An Eye-talian Amphitheater.”

Greek tragedy, Jew is not… more like a Nazi purge with ‘long-knives”

Y’ain-no-poulus, mister Hanrahan… your Jewish ancestry (much like Stephen Miller’s) look more like a Nazi Brownshirt reject (punto y coma) you StrumaBreitbart—Blacks for Trump—ICE detainee son of a bitch.

The sad thing about this post is that Milo will not be able to read it in REAL TIME.

Malinchista³ de Manchester.


³~. A person who reneges their ancestry and betrays their homeland, the label (in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog) was unfairly chisled on the forehead of the Aztec woman (Malintzin aka “La Malinche”) who was gifted to the lead Spanish Conquistador to use as a fuck-toy; eventually, Cortés would find out that “doña Marina” had more than one talent when it came to the use of her tongue, which is why La Malinche is the patron saint of translators and interpreters at The El PASO County Court House.

https ://elpais .com /babelia /2026-08-21 /historia-verdadera-de-la-conquista-de-la-nueva-espana-una-narracion-parcial-desde-el-punto-de-vista-de-un-vencedor

… and Jacqueline Alemany, is that a US flag without the stars that youse wearing or are you just happy that Eugene is not wearing a broche to they.

Caution, objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

 

In local news, “fuck 9-11” VIVA « le pentagon ». And to celebrate the inside job of/at GROUND ZERO, the world (yes, Jackie, Le Monde en francés) has officially changed Donald John Trump’s acronym on his stupid presidential seal. The seal, which used to abbreviate the toponym for United States of America now stands for the Unwelcoming States of America.

Over at the Brit–pop scene, Eye HATE to SAY it, but Öüï is not surprised, THE KIDS fucking suck! And here is why :

https ://www .bbc .com /news / fuck-you-ed-sheeran-sincerely-alejandra-guzman

And in Iran the mullahs wasted no time, the Supreme Council of Billboards (literally) and Graphics re-issued a brand new cover of the ICONIC album cover that put  NIRVANA on the charts (Smells Like Teen Spirit) and, consequentally guaranteed those fuckers a STAGE at READING in Berkshire via The Wishkah in Washington.