Punk is dead / Hitler Lives (tonight at Ate* only on fip)

Fucking George Harrison turned his mom’s age.

Coolest place where they will know your name… even if they don’t call you by your name.

*~. 8 (“New Rose” —with a fast cover of The Beatles’ “Help!” on the B-side).

The Properties of Propaganda (Fuk This Shit on Up) with the Golden Canon of Page Construction

Golden Canon of Page Construction

 

It used to be [or so the story goes] that The Properties of Propaganda boared the SWINGING SIXTIES and the “phoney Beatlemania” crowd, but Julieta my love ‘the way things are going’ the only thing Swinging will be the ring of that truncheon thing. In any case and/or scenario don’t go preppin’ them “Spanish Bombs” just yet on account that Sánchez is drowning in CEUTA and that “gachupín” doesn’t even live near a river. 

Phoney “elements of style” are fine but keep’Em# for The Damned : Auteurs du premier single punk au Royaume-Uni… and if you Coq Suckers have been paying attention and eating your CHUCK Biscuits with Cocoa Puffs then you would know that the B-side of that first PUNK Rosbif is a Beatle cover of HELP, or SOCORRO if you live in New Mexico, USA, which is where you would CLASH with the Mescaleros if you ever got drunk at « Rosa’s Cantina » with Mr. Robbins who apparently stole a horse.

Labor Day : The German Harvest Cometh

It’s the middle of the 7th and HITLER is at THE PLATE

Bonanza At Trump Tower following the events of 9-11

…©

Producciones Huevos Re-doblados and Snared Benedicts presents:

I always knew that you were a Nazi

Over in Nantucket… in Nantucket “polite society” is divided between over-easy Hormuz eggs or ‘sunny-side scrambbled’.

… ⚒ It’s Morning Again in Germania.

“You don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down”

Set in Texas in 1976*, the film centers on the various groups of high school & junior high students on their last day of school.

AhFLQ and Boomer

 

1987 : Only two things come from Texas!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_in_America

The Boston Globe Troller — Affleck and Aflac to join ACME for ad campaign

And, Mrs. PAC-MAN… 🎶 Well you’ve heard about The Boston, —it’s not one of those clinical cases of Draconium Sanitariums, and no, Öüï’s not going to mash-up classic Stones hits with veritable Metallica metal from the early days of “STRANGER THINGS” and the “It’s Morning in America” advertisement and all that jazz, but what Eye will do is break down what “la pelusa” in the Texas Trump-fest massacre that is to come means, in the context of SEPTEMBER and this most non-consequential blog.

Castellano                               English
pelusa nf      (filth and dust)     fuzz, lint, dust bunny n

For starters the feminine noun pelusa has several definitions but the root word, nontheless, derives from ‘pelo’ in Spanish, which for the Rosbifs over at the Independent translates to hair¹, as in [pay attention now, this is going to be on the test] :

¹~. ‘What’s going on with Trump’s hair?’ Internet puzzled over president’s new brunette coiffure and, sources close to The New York Post relay that “Jeopardy champ Hemant Mehta quipped that “If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupée.”

https ://nypost .com /2026/09/06 /us-news /president-trump-debuts-new-brown-hairdo-and-people-are-shocked/

Labor They portal.

Page 32 ; Section D6, Saturday Morning 9/05 :

From Tragedy to Trump… don’t Cry Jackie it’s called TRUMP-a-PELUSA

“What star­ted as a coin­cid­ental word play ended up being a true con­nec­tion between an iconic brand and an iconic man,”

The Boston Globe

https ://elpais .com /opinion /2026-09-06 /lindsay-clancy-y-el-monstruo-de-frankenstein

Jakqueline Alemany’s Swimsuit Issue, n° 66.

 

“After Baby-Pac was born, it has been a real struggle to think about my own health. Throw in caring for my aging parents and the passing of [Pac-Man’s parents] Zac and Sunny, sometimes I’m just so frazzled that I run right off the screen and pop back up on the other side. I’m so busy being Ms. Pac-Man that I forget I am also Pac-Person.”

https ://thehardtimes .net /harddrive /ms-pac-man-trying-cut-back-white-dots-bikini-season

 

… and Jackie Alemany, never mind the money… keep Texas

Note to rednecks: every cent of a U.S. Dollar spent on Donald Trump is for Baron’s futures.

[Jackie Alemany’s Swimsuit Issue goes here]

America, what a kingdom! Fuuuuuk, “it’s very intimate”, which is to say that, LOVE [war] is not used as a weapon.

Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season

por ejemplo… Jaqueline, to call a WAR “intimate” is to call a country code a fucking continent.

Note to editors: gonna take a nap now.

Cloud 9 live from Thailand… all good salilors go to Bangkok the other 99% can go suck a cock, literally: U (you) S (suck) M (My) C (Catholicism), Issy-Mickey-Youse so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey.

Issy-Sources-Close to Ali Vitali relay that personal hero of this most non-consequential blog and, favorite punching bag of ‘the economy’ James Carville, agrees that U.S. Marines suck cock. Goooooo, ARMY! Now get that fucking door for that Trump donor, you fucking tool.

Ramona Bartiromo : You’re Fired!

In this section… the student will point to the saddest part of missing the show where 4 New York City punks chiseled your name for the ages.

♫ What’s happening on Wall St…
.    I   wanna’ know
.     I watch you on TV
.      Évry single day
.       Those I’s make
.         every thing OK

Maria Bartiromo

Joey Ramone on the Squawk Box

… pictured in the background, a young Charlie Watts tests his brand new Savile Row bespoke[n] suit striking several of Mick Jagger’s moves; over on the Deadline beat Maria Bartiromo got Maroon[ed] at 5.

Mean, while en el Estado de México, Camilo Sexto was not amused with the news coming out of México State but worse, Sexto (not Sixto) felt terrible about the fake-fact, as a matter of fact, that Walt Disney studios had secured the  rights of “Piel d’Ángel” for the upcoming docutélénovela “A Escondidas”, the churro* re-formats Televisa’s, “La Rosa de Guadalupe” with Rolling Stone’s special edition of “The Devil in D4VD”… for the record, hijos de Donnie Deutsch on Madison Avenue, how about a little Sympathy for the “Chief Commander³” ; heck Eye can personally vouch that “the devil” was with Mrs. Jones when the incident with “la cha-cha⁴” happened.

 

Please stand-by for rendering… El Boogie del Diablo

The devil is in THE ISSUE… pp. 66-73 ; ROLLING STONE, 01 September 2026 “The Devil in D4VD”, also in today’s Claudia Sheinbaum’s “Presidenta Morning Show” featuring Öüï features the music of Camilo Séptimo and the looks of a Sharp Dressed Man.

Öüï’s having technical difficulties rendering the beat of this track.

…

https ://www .dailymotion .com /via-la-jornada

Please stand-by for Charlie.

 

Musical guest : knock, knock 🚪…

Objects in mailbox are closer than that D.A.R.E. dropbox 📬

Jump to mañana.

Victory for The Devil — Sympathy for George Clooney

… Ahhhhh’y pobres los taqueros, lelos no lo pueden entender, que soy un Chavo d’Onda y 🎶 Vivir En México es lo pior….

Victory for The Devil via Los Hombres G :
Io sono il capone della mafia
Io sono il figlio della mia mamma
Tu sei uno stronzo di merda, ¡ja ja ja!
E un figlio di troia in Venezia

 

… give me Jakqueline or give Mí death, Symone que Sí. For the record, WATTS is a fag.

 

… well there goes The Weekend, just unloaded Joline and here comes G.L.O.R.I.A.

Check this out Eugene, i am gonna sign your pity on Céline underscore. CÉLINE Dione stars as Keith Richard’s T&A.

But speaking of Pablo Torre’s “unmentionables” what this town (Paris) needs is a CLIPPED translucent guayabera… under a Bruce Lee peasants shirt.

Dear Pablo Torre, my wordpress subscription is up, pay up nigger.

2 d’Nero… there are 114 days until Christmas Day 2026

Fuck football (americano).

 

Road trip with Capehart in Argentina… followed by pan cakes are on JayMartin iguanas show.

Any 🦉 hoot, we are going to leave Wednesday alone for a while and switch it over to The Rolling Encounters of The Stones, —on Deadline.

Chavo d’Onda

 

🎶  Tu-ru, tu, tu-ru
.        Tu-ru, tu, tururú

https ://www .pbs .org /newshour /nation /staggering-amounts-of-fentanyl-hit-streets-as-dea-watched-and-took-no-action-records-show

Iran and drugs, it’s the same movie about “el muchacho chicho
de la película gacha.”