Dear, Abbé Pierre (Patrón) have an Apple

It’s the Eve of the most metal of all the RATT’s, — The Corona Rat!

Ahhhh, Chucky Shaky!!!

Ahhhh, Chucky Shaky!!! Shifty Shacky is one B.A.D. Mothe—shut yo’Mouth— Trump ain’t got nothing on the Right Write.

BUT FOist, dear Patrón,
It’s a special Edition of
National Sports Day.
The Arena at Châtelet – Les Halles
is now Sanitized and ready to blow.
La Guardia Nacional (gendarmes)
have made full–use of
LORDE Haussmann’s strategic funneling
along every possible avenue of approach from
Les MisérablesVer. 5.0,
scrimmage has been corded and barricaded–off; SIRENS are wailing and if youse a tourist in Paris, France, right NOW, this (motherfuckers) is the best SHOW in town. It’s like the RUNNING OF THE BULLS, with a hint of Rage Against The Machine

Anyway, Senator HAKEEM JEFFERIES, you D.A.R.E. ask “What is M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple P.I.E.?” Why, Mí, of course… but seriously the only thing more American than those two Avatars, ⚾️ and 🍏 π is this:

2 and a Quarter

2 and a Quarter, in Central NATO Times, motherfucker!!!


Bcc: Victoria DeFrancesco–Soto — La Venganza de “el bolillo”

Time Now: 3 a.m.’ish in Pennsylvania Avenue
20500 Time (CEDEX)

En fin doña Tati:

"Válgame Dios"

“¡Válgame Dios!” … ¿Quién lo diría? context from La Casa de México en CU (París) febrero 2012; follows, y ni modo que mi A.M.I.G.A. Berenice lo vaya a negar…

Dear, Jon Meacham, bee advised that this is Split-Screen, that is to say, you’ve got to go to the entry up–⤴️ to get the full-dinner menu for Cousin Joe’s “white Cloth” supper. meet us at Abbe Road; 32 rue des Bourdonnais. So with that in mind, professor dearest, Eye needs to address some—NOT ALL— of the staff at “el patroni” Agora at the 75001.

Look here mis Negros, —you know who you are— you can’t play the cordial card one day, and the dismissive Silent–you–stink NAIPE the next… to put it bluntly, you of all of the 1901 Clubs in France who had the pleasure of shutting–this VIAJE down KNOW why your Vessel became my Vedette de La Seine, so, with that en LA muy gastada MEMORIA:… and against the advice of my Legal Assistant (by appointment on Mondays, when the STRIKE does not get in the Güey) be advised that on the same week when the Jewish people have their time to remember it is somewhat dissonant that some in the Abbé’s staff would push me not once, not twice, but Three times of of the Internet machine when:

Dear, Non readers, We The Staff are experiencing MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES OPENING OUR BLOG, since the express, written expression of: FUCK Vladimir Putin. As we (the staff) type this note the good people at wordpress are trying to fix the Gremlins. Please wait for further content on today’s topic; thank you.



Two-minute warning — Chief! — Day 1100

Happening right now on C-SPAN:

Take a knee

Show your SPINE, “prospector” and take a knee .:. 5779209B-5F47-45A8-8DD6-4ADBFC6EF9F7 🗣

Democrats present evidence on
“Abuse of power”
Take a knee, “Commander–in-Chief”
Collateral damage follows

Withholding for Smears .:.

Withholding for Smears .:. ADD7BB1C-153B-4A82-B2D5- AF363E40E344 🏦 Meanwhile at the FED, the United States of America just realized without learning, or even trying to know, that President Trump’s golf trips and extravagant expenditures from his Cabinet have just set the U.S. Foreign Debt in the TRILLIONS, but who cares? As long as the sheeple get their own red MAGA hat it’s all good. Have another Corona, and never mind the virus, by the time when the strain hits the Continental U.S. the Trump zombies will already be braindead, and the Idea of a “shining city upon a hill”, D.E.A.D..

Official review: illegal hold! Ten Yards. First Down.


Record will show, that the call to the Ukraine is choppier than a G.T.A. on Fifth Avenue, and the truth is that right does not matter under President Trump.


Der•SHOW•witz, literally: The•SHOW•joke .:. 420EE642-C7EF-444B-A4A1-2D1100E75A1D 🧤It’s a little tiny glove, COUNSELOR, it fits like a glove, literally! On Donald John Trump’s little hands. IF THE GLOVE FITS, you must convict. ALL TOGETHER NOW: 🎶 if the glove fits 🎵 you must convict.


Bcc: Tatiana Clouthier —La venganza de “el bolillo”

PREVIAMENTE en: Thou shalt not take the name of the lord in vain; especially on a city upon a shining hill… alors:

If you must "cheat", then CHEAT for the good of The Order.
Record the jurors for U.S.

Record the jurors for U.S. — Wear a “Spy Camera” if you must, or bring the old CAMcorder if you are B.O.L.D. .:. 099BD381-6ADF-4D20-9D6C-84D9AEADC714 Take a SELFIE when the republicans are going into private “rooms” while the “freshman” Manager for the Congressional Team, makes his or her presentation. But most of All, motherfuckers, be original.


This is not a Slaughter House

This is not a Slaughter House .:. 929E0FD7-6863-4931-86A9-CF97E4F398A8 ✍🏽👁 Dear, Radio France: is this all that we (the staff) are to you? CIRCUS FLEAS? That is to say, you know, so “Egalitarian” of youse, giving u.s. “sound bytes” and « double entendres »  as the “food and lodging” provided by “The Animal Trainer” in Charlie Chaplin’s voice. Let me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto remind you that when Bruno at the 7th Dêpot Group confiscated my  Talents and Competence card, it was because I would not give  you  them a list of the people in France whom I had interviewed with regards to Mexican “institutionalized” corruption, as VIEWED FROM FRENCH soil and, the effects that this would have on the Mexican presidential elections of 2018*. I know that somewhere on the postings of this most non-consequential blog i went ahead and ‘noted’, that on that sunny September   of   afternoon of 2015, when I became (for the first time in France) a SANS PAPIERS, the outside walls of the Préfecture de Police à Cité; Metro Line 4, were “accessorized” with snapshots of « notes » taken from the Jewish people that the French at the Préfecture in those dark days had collected from regular French citizens who had happen to be neighbors, or with proximity to the people that CNEWS is commemorating today. Now D.A.T., Reverend Al Sharpton, is what the competent Gypsies call: Poetic Reverence, because in REEL TIME, there is hardly any justice to celebrate.  🎛 AUSSI, Monsieur, Philippe Labro, to MATCH©️ the Disneyland®️ Advertising of today’s CNEWS™️ in France, be advised that if you ZOOM on the “brightest” WINDOWS on the cover of n° 2518, Mickey Mouse©️ can be seen waiting by them TRACKS… COINCIDENCE, only if you take out the 67,000 French visitors who went ahead and visited the “site”; my source you ask? PAGE 3 en Plus.

📜 Hear Ye! Hear Ye
Our Lorde, Pluto (area code 714; formally of Ontario, —Aussi) hereby declares that; despite the Age of Camelot in Anaheim, which is rumored to top Mike Barnicle’s candles on his most recent birthday cake; and the unfortunate breaking of “la Lame” de Excalibur, Disneyland Paris reserves the right to recognize “the improvised” ( Sam ) mentioned on page 2 of Cheesy–Chessy’s Direct CNEWS BFM’er Matines, as THE SECOND KNIGHT, promised by, say, a most non–consequential blog. 📯


BRIAN! Here’s an HasteRISK for what Eye means; in REEL Time: Check it out, Purple Pundit, Thyme Now in Bob Costa’s stolen Joan Manuel Serrat’s bottle is, 18h23 in Central NATO Times… of course, when we tell you T.H.I.S. in Real Time, we are always given the Bruce Hornsby lyrics…

Must be read in a

Must be read in a .:. 4E03363A-FB51-43D3-AA36-3486FEF0FADF ⚖️ Raphaël Morán, Anne Marie Mergier, Vilma Fuentes choir voice:  🎶 Say hey little kid you can’t play where the OTHER kids play 🎵…” —_•!•_— …[B]ecause you are not part of their C.L.U.B. —_•¡•_— Pictured above the media dentils: Puro TALENTO apto para el Instituto Francés en la CDMX, en SciencesPo París y, por supuesto en el “bendito” IHEAL (el sótano) de La Sorbona en Saint Germain–des–Pres; casi esquina con el “Studio” de Mr. Johansen, Colin, —one each.

Here’s a Time Stamp, para la memoria de los Encuentros Cinematográficos Viva México en el IHEAL.

Tenga su MeloTone

Tenga su MeloTone, coming to theaters in 2040; here’s an excerpt:
— What are you doing the rest of your life?
— Waiting for Death Cab, cutie; what else is D.A.R.E.?

https ://www .reddit .com /r/mexico/comments/escr7v/cuando_te_preguntes_cómo_se_coluden_los/

N° 2517 CLES DU JOUR — L’ŒIL de Derek Zoolander

Thought of the T.H.E.Y.:
Pg. 15 … [E]ye never met a Vin, that Eye, never liked, —except one.


https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf/NEP/20200122


Mannequins are human, Aussi

Mannequins are human, Aussi .:. 7F92E5B6-86C3-4B3B-9970-EE96A885EB80 💋 Not content with appropriating all sorts of indigenous people’s cultural patrimony for the “exclusive” benefit of SWEATSHOP owners in “shit hole” places like New York City in the United States of Ivanka Trump, the very French took it upon themselves to appropriate the sad situation of  the  her “daddy’s” asylum detention Centers along the Mexico/U.S. border.

In an unprecedented move not seen since the invention of the number three, the French take it upon themselves to invent the « Trifecta », and of course gambling addictions would never be the same; also, on a day like today, the Swiss arrange the security detail for the Pope in Rome.

En Hilo, Hawaii (96720) es Una antes de la medianoche, and on the Russian part of that archipiélago, doña Tati, —It’s the 11th Hour of Wednesday the 22nd of January, n°2517 of CNEWS-matin. In LOCAL Motion news, Eddy Currents are expecting a low flux beginning tomorrow, Thursday, January 23 beginning at 02h00 in Central Siren Times. Sources close to Oliver Benkemoun report a BLACK FRIDAY on both the Metro 🎱 and RER 🚆 network of rails of the Panamenian underground.

Meanwhile, at the American Embassy in Jerusalem

Meanwhile, at the American Embassy in Jerusalem .:. 36285F56-8EF0-4527-9C13-B0E4D0406D41 🕍🛤⌛️⚒ Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo sends news from SAN JOSÉ, Dylan’s Telegram reads: Tocayo, please relay to Vampire One that Mexico is in the bag. Good news, for the Trump administration, Mexico (under AMLO y su Karnal MARCELO) is now our greatest Migration Policy Proxi.
P.S. Tell the big Golf Ball sucker that the non–invite for the Shoah commémoration is a “blessing” in disguise as it gives the Supreme Vampire, Our Lorde Vlad, the opportunity to Shine in the Spotlight.


* The sources of Robert Zimmerman’s telegram to–state/israel/jerusalem:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/01/22/politica/004n2pol

1–2–3, Check Önë — Oh, hey Hallie Jackson

234, Check Two… [O]h, Ari Melber. Youse such a pimp; Noonan noonanUn, Dos ~ Tres Check again.

Los decálogos de Python

Los decálogos de Python… D’errrrr taking our gods!!! — Thank you MEGxit!!!

Previously on: No Jurarás el nombre de El Señor, —Lord Brian— en vano.

Hello, Elise, say D.A.R.E. Southern Belle, the Reverend Sharpton wont let mí lie (with you) but Eye did promise y’All Three Knights, here’s the FOist, it’s the Templar kind, or somthing like D.A.T..


Fuck the Police!

Sacré  Vache — Fuck the Police! .:. AAE68E2F-E434-404C-81E0-68608071A799 🤺 There’s som.:.thing about Anne.

Emmanuel Macron: “I’m sorry, but we know the rules. Nobody has to provoke nobody”

In other news, “Always look on the bright side of [Idle] Life”.

Time now for the new Knews

Time now for the new Knews .:. E9076C9B-3001-445F-A709-721D90797AE6 🔦 on you Crazy 💎; even the Siren Den is doing a minute of Silence tonight.

Number 8th in the Chamber, request

“Drug deal” request… “He Knows Too Much”.

If, and only IF

{If, and only IF Chief Justice Roberts does not use the Constitutional ACE under his gavel ball-pin striking end, then Chief Justice Roberts SUCKS a golf ball through Vladimir Putin’s dick} .:. EFDD5C04-5D29-49F1-AF99-4EF68BA54D04 🍌

Former Senator Barbara Boxer (D–CA) is told by Brian Williams to stand–by as Chief Justice Roberts reads the tally for “the” Amendment n° 7 request, which as expected, sucked a golf ball through Vladimir Putin’s little tiny dick…

“Oh say 🎶 can you see"

“Oh say 🎶 can you see”, the failure of that HYPOCRITICAL “Pledge of Allegince” .:. A51B3E77-099E-44C1-A74C-3693C439771C —_•!•_— President Trump Flooded the SWAMP with golf balls sucked by his pretty little mouth through Vladimir Putin’s Dick.

“Tiny”, by–the–güey is Vladimir Putin dick’s pet name.

Lat/Long:  19°42'N / 155°05'W

In HILO, HI {Lat/Long: 19°42‘N / 155°05‘W} .:. 16B29FE2-F9C0-4421-943E-C93943BD4FD3 🏄🏽‍♂️ in HST it’s 8 p.m. on a still, Tuesday night.

And in Babylon 2, over at the Rainbow Room, Brian Williams just said, “Oh, to hell with it; take over Baldy, and give my regards to « the Buzzfeed »”.

Intermedio before the First Witness “request”

Ladies in Gemini,
as promised, the meat is scheduled to arrive to the Senators cena by the time Morning Maddow gets her make-up on, which happens to be when Chris Hayes is about ready to wipe his make-up off.

Page 3

Page 3 .:. FEA77908-0E8C-41EE-86F2-65B051F51D4F 🍽 “FUNDAMENTAL fairness,” said the Senator from Brooklyn, — no less.

For the uninitiated, we [the staff] would like to kindly make a note and remind all of our non–readers, that during the impeachment process of the worst liar who ever set foot at The Oval Office, there is no such thing as a “congressman and/or congress person/woman”, no ma’am, right now, all U.S. Representatives are Senators, so with that in mind, öüï have it on good authority and have been cleared for relay:

President Nixon, as compared to the guy representing the White Building at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, in Washington D.C., was a motherfucking Soprano, while Donald (that motherfucker) is deprived from ever hitting a high-note; Donald can’t even blow a whistle, —but BOY, can that sonovabitch suck a golf ball through Vladimir Putin’s dick, just like the 53 Republican Senators who might vote against* the FOist witness in the Donald John Trump impeachment process.



HIGHnoon update*
The 53 Republican senators all voted to make a mockery of High School level History/Government/Civics curriculum in the United States of “BetsyDeVos.

Remember "the alamo"

Remember “the alamo” you stupid motherfuckers, this man HELD funds for first responders during the American smack in the face, by n°43’s business partners in The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia; and if that does not sink–in, this man is advocating for the New York mayor who went around the world profiting from that same tragedy, that the “ARBUSTO” stake-holders perpetrated on the Tallest Building in New York, ahead of Trump’s tower, of course.


“Con 🎶 el Tiempo 🎵 y un Cachito”

Ladies in Gemini…
The Third Impeachment is in
Let Mitch Mcconnell’s FARCE

Le Direct

… [S]ay D.A.R.E. Senator Claire McKass, the following must be read in an Armando Segovia voice:

It's no coincidence

It’s no coincidence .:. 6D7FBB04-C0AC-4FB5-A0B5-716A3A27CE1E 🔢 Todos los coeficientes están allí, doña Tati; A.L.L. of ’em! It’s the purrrfect Bitches Brew! … Wait, what? Wrong album; it’s the puuuurrrrfect Witches Brew!

So, for the record, the Beef will be served during opening hours. Got it, —that is to say, TUNE In, between 2 and Three a.m. in Morning Maddow time, well Sista’, in The Voice of the Reverend Al Sharpton:


But seriously, Rev. Al,, “bootleg preachers”, eh‽ Who kneads them? Probably a masseuse at one of those Corporate spa’s where Ted Danson spends most of his T.H.E.Y., and Eye is very sorry, Sen. Claire McCass, for respectfully disagreeing with you on one of your talking points; that is to say, it’s not too ridiculous for Prime Rib Thyme to start after Midnight, it’s not like the rejected (after Christmas) puppy bowl Spokesperson “Sarah MacLachlan” didn’t warn you about it during the Clinton blow-job of an Impeachement:

D.A.Y. Come out at Knight,
D.A.T’s, when the Energy Comes

As a matter of fact, Reverend, Eye was just mentioning “a couple of hours ago,” just as Cousin Joe was blabbering Meachum’s footnotes, that the poetic part about Moscow Mitch’s scheduling for the evidence part of the T.R.I.A.L. is in fact part of a larger Mystery that has to do with January the 20th, —as a particular {Seth} in the calendar_


… [B]ut, before öüï go any further… g’Ahead, BFM TV, use this Angle if you D.A.R.E., and as a matter of fact, you too  at La Sorbonne, or the IHAEL, even the SciencesPo quad, it’s lunch time so do dig in, just as we [the staff] do at 19h00 in Fip Central Time. For the Record at 22h35 in Central Europe Time:

Party Hot-line

Party Hot-line .:. 57471F10-C7CA-4A53-80DA-15C1F39CBE99 🥫Dear, Purple Pundit, stay away from the “Energy Drinks”, stick to Black Coffee, your “jeepers” are brighter with black coffee, energy drinks make your upper eye lids look down.

DONALD John Trump is not a King

So, getting back to the Mystery Machine and the coincidence of breaking the 2nd Commandment (no jurarás) specifically on January the 20th, every four years, provided that The Senate does not allow Donald John Trump another term in office, because it the “53” allow Trump another go-at the Executive, then it will surely be the last TIME that a U.S. President will break the “swear in” ceremony, after the Tuesday that follows the FOist Monday of the 11th month; that’s November, for those living in an Animal Farm or in a land covered by Oceanía’s ruhles.

If you must...

If you must, get some “Wings” .:. EB948E08-3BED-4E12-9BBA-54F721D84A3D —_•!•_— The more you Knew.

… Page 2 follows.

We now come Full-circle with Kasie — CJNG

To: Tatiana Clouthier
CC: Victoria DeFrancesco-Soto
Bcc: Dan Crenshaw

Subject: There's an Ugly Mexican driving that Bradley Fighting Vehicle

Despistadísima, Tati;

Estimada, doña Tati

Estimada, doña Tati; please meet u.s. at our “Time–delayed entry” from 13/01/2020 week-long Special: 11 de el mañana en Central Otan~MO Times… at the bottom of that PAGE .:. 8878642C-0C27-48F5-9752-799EEF2B4ABA 📷 In the meanwhile, we here in C.E.T. (proper) switch it over to Studio 3–A, who insist on placing a « palanca » on the Uncle Joe by spilling oil on the track, where Bernie is right on the VP’s tail… dicho de otra manera Adrieene Elrod, Morjo m’sta “chicaneando” el circuito… COUSIN Joe, Eye knows that you are a Roadrunner / Willey E. Coyote derby fan, but your programming is resembling an ACME whatchamagigit BHV wholesaler for the ‘Cheating’ kind. And, you blind checkered flag setter boy 🏁 the NYT no canta tan mal las rancheras playing “LukeWarm” with the féminas on the race, AMY and Sanders, Mika; or, BERNIE and Kloubuchar, Senator Warren can’t cash, –as them INDIANA boys— say, cash her last pit-stop rubber & fuel check.

De arranque, señora diputada, ni modo que niegue usted que no se lo advertimos, that is to say you know provided that you would take the time to read this most non-consequential blog, because then you would remember that in our Week–long, Mars Mom is back at work special edition, we [the staff] did warn you about a “Smoke Signal” looking right at you in that FEDERAL Seat that you currently occupy, así que el hecho de no saber quién es quién en cuestión de Bandas Mexicanas no es excusa como para no saber qué o quién, es un M–2.

There's a Mexican stealing signals in that frame

There’s a Mexican stealing signals in that frame .:. CC29AE81-8E89-4CA8-BA42-9D997E25ABE6 ⚾️ Not shown inside the frame is a despicable Boston Red Socks signal snatcher, Bostonians, who needs them? The Astros, that’s WHO.

Any güey, qué se puede esperar en tiempos cuándo los Estados Unidos ahora adopta la misma  política protocolaria de CHINA y Corea del Norte, o mismo Irán siendo que la transmisión televisiva del chingado juicio de destitución de Donald Trump, será controlado por un Senado empeñado en tapar el Sol con un “sólo” índice.

TimeStamp: 13h40 CET

Iowa, Iowa, Iowa. It has the ring of a bad (not good) Brady Bros re-hash. For the record, the staff of this most non–consequential blog remains non–committed to any particular candidate on the upcoming U.S. Presidential Election. Dicho de otra manera, “el” Rod… Eye still has the bad taste of that “Glorious episode” when Buzzfeed triangulated with the receptors at the Morjo Show and at “the” Radio Farce for a « Take out » of Hamburgers in Paradise, in that sense, doña Tati, aquí es en dónde la bola del pie Izquierdo engrana el clutch, sets–off the afterburner and thank god for kerbs because it’s see you later on the thing ugly Mexicans refer to, as: el retrovisor, it’s part of the ruhles, “el” Rod, so long as the rubber stays on the track, and off the gravel. Por ejemplo, “el” Rod, let’s bring in POLITICS to Mr. David French’s, Tennessee Gospel experience, which the Reverend Al Sharpton just happened to be weighing in, so, with that in mind, Mr. Bardella, (i’m pretty sure it’s your real name) meet u.s. ⤵️

Hear me out, Rev

Hear me out, Rev., and please read the following in a Graffen* not Griffin^ voice .:. 780189E6-A8BE-4967-B8B6-8FD7F7F006A5… Eddy Currents are at a peak, please excuse the delay; time now 22h22 CET

… So, by this Standard, es decir, Doña Tatiana Clouthier, tocando el tema de “el” EQUIPAZO de abogados de Donald Trump en el proceso de su Des•ti•tu•CIÓN, (teóricamente) el difunto SUEGRO de Kanye West sería uno de los abogados “made for T.V.” del presidente 45 revoluciones.por.minuto en Washington.

However, Reverend Sharpton, you know what is poetic about the THIRD WEEK of January? Meet me on Our Next Post and you’ll find out.

La Gloria es Excepcional

La Gloria es Excepcional .:. 64DB980F-9F82-43C3-8731-FB14126838D5 🌬💨🌊➡️🧘🏽‍♂️🐾⚾️🍏📷🏁📸 —_•!•_— La Greta meets the mighty–mighty Davos.