Up next, Birds on A Wire and a bunch of GITANOS

The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that my girlfriend (Dom La Nena) doesn’t read it at all, atoll France, a toll 🫴🏼

Funámbulos on a wire, followed by Mamá Romina y su conjunto Tángazo.

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /la-matinale-avec-birds-on-a-wire-chansons-ardentes

Any 🦉 hoot, unlike other clowns in Russia, who were mostly Italian or (wo’ist) French, or came from unrefined Yiddish balaganisms, the Durovs much like ROBIN of LOCKSLEY in Rosbiflandia (🇬🇧) could express themselves in crisp, articulate Russian.

Robin Hood: I’ve come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?

Entonces, Marjolena Portenkalten-Nena… Eye has it on good authority to relay to the Letter ‘N’ across La France, that los PiPoPes de la Sierra have grown the balls, France—THE BALLS!!! To Invade Issy-les-Moulineaux on Cinco de Mayo weekend.

Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

[referring to the then-recent blockbuster Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, in which Kevin Costner played the role with an American accent]

De cualquier manera Marjo, Mike Patton of “I Can’t Believe Eye has Faith no More’ fame wants to know if it’s Ever-Way-Too Early to listen to Birds on A Wire, sources close to South Street Lounge in New York City relay that like a good whiskey, it’s never too early for “La Nena”, heck! Some even have Dom, but you would never call a Mimosa, “champagne”, not before 09h in any-given-time zone

 

And if you are new to this most non-consequential blog, Welcome! And before you go and get yourself lost (in translation) en las gradas del gran circo, please be advised that if you translate this blog using an online translator, any and all of #Em, you are going to get nothing but Yiddish balaganisms and Caló gobbledygook.

Additionally, the running-time for the final edit for copy is 36 hours, not the faggety 24h that mainstream propaganda propagates and proliferates on the nEwS. In other words, the whiskey spoken at 6 in the morning is/has not even aged long enough to capture the context of 01h or Three in the mo’ning near or about Châtelet.

Domingo de Pascua and your average little devil : the political clown

It’s a hard job, but someone’s got to make those fucking conformists laugh.

Évry body wants to be a comedian, even the Pope… can Ewe believe that he’s a Communist!!! Dios mío, en el nombre del Padre, de Juan Pablo II y, la santísima Reich!

 

And we begin in Avignon, where the French Pope, yes Doctor Poisson, I’m going there, to the Pope’s castle there on account that a populist Clown, from the “télématin” troupe (no less) just made people there poorer-than your average Frog ; also, ANATOLI DUROV quit the Big Top and dropped the KISS costume and instead, Anatoli is taking on the role of a different species of comedian on account that the French in Avignon just invented a mouvement called “the stand-up”.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/04/05 /le-nouveau-maire-davignon-olivier-galzi-augmente-de-35-les-indemnites-de-ses-adjoints-dont-sa-propre-compagne

Time After Time since at least 2010, i (Armando Segovia) have been telling the Evil fuckers at la préfecture de París (Cité) that your (French) politics will go the way of a Mexican tómbola, but you just keep playing the “POPULIST CINEMA” con MORENA-Francia and the Nazi Right 👍🏻… by the way Susana Poveda, Brian is in the kitchen and Öüï could careless about a boy named Isaac 😂☺️😉

En fin, Judas did nothing wrong, all that Judas did/do was to pull an Olivier Galzi, —on the sect’s allowances. If anything, Oliver Galzi kept two municipal cops (each) from roaming them Doms.

https ://www .jornada .com.mx /2026/04/05/lula-is-the-only-possibility-to-SAVE-democracy-in-brasil

Ahora sí, a chingar a su madre Buenos Aires, y que vivan los que saben cómo se hace reír a Janeiro en Avignon, Issy-Eye-Will get you D.A.R.E….

Porn and politics

… ✈️ Shockingly, over in Durango :

Men ‘mock’ the devil this Holy Saturday by dressing as women

It’s the Status Quo, and not an Eminence Front.

 

… and, Eddie Gloude Jr., in case you missed it, is Epstein even a thing now? Child care is not, but now that politics angle is keeping the Voto Latino crowd up at night, all that’s left is Victorian porn on the BBC.

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En Hilo, Hawaii it’s still SÁBADO DE GLORIA and a fake ICE agent got what EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ICE agent deserves from an angry mob³. In Washington, Jeffrey Epstein reminds the U.N. that Donald John Trump is a false Easter egg.

³~.https ://www .elsiglodetorreon .com .mx /hombres-se-burlan-del-diablo-en-este-sabado-de-gloria-vistiendo-de-mujer

Bone Spurs Messiah

 

Deer Susana Poveda — stop being a cunt

Hoy no hubo Jazz (KIZS)

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-gildaa–

Barba-ran — In Washington, President Donald “bone 🪖spurs” Trump cannot believe it’s butter 🧈 but Senator McCain from ARIZONA reassures that DRAFT-dodging-YELLOW BELLY that in War, when someone actually serves and does not hide (or shit his pants like Nugent did) there is a running risk that the service person might die or, s/he-them be turned into a POW/MIA.

 

i is too drunk to fuck, but level enough to
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[ This Space for Rent… paid for Évry dancE ]

En fin Gilda, shut your pie hole, Évry body knows that Doctor Poisson is just a “gigolos” and Breakfast in America is just a complement for that there Super Tramp 💋 —kiss.

Later on the Bone Spurs Show : nosotros los Warthogs y ustedes los Thunderbolts, followed by Two BLACKHAWKS DOWN in Iran.

 

What Ewe gots for Mí?

C’mon., now don’t Ewe quit on Mí 

Politicians need to keep their distance, sin celery, The Space 🚀 Cowboy 🪶… and Jackie Alemany, Öüï, we, güi—D.A.T. dare is an Old Ironside, Leclerc de Hauteclocque would understand ; Donald Trump’s dad, that piece of shit never, never-EVER, ever.

Brasil, is it?

That’s kiss with a smack.

The importance of being Ace on a band called Kiss

If you know, you know…

 

I always thought that opera was just fat people shouting…

A small hand 🚽for Major Tom, a giant wipe 🧻 for The Space Cowboy.

 

https ://www .guitarplayer .com /guitarists /ace-frehley-kiss-1979-tom-snyder-interview

Alfie Salomon

Marfil y plomo

 

Gene 🐲, Paul ⭐, Ace 🌌 and, Peter 🐱 are playing a hand of poker on the way to The Dark Side of The Moon. Peter has a pair, Paul holds nothing but jack on account that Gene lays a STRAIGHT ; hilarity ensues when Ace is told that the spacecraft’s latrine is INOP and The Spaceman just says, “FLUSH madafaka, —flush.

Eh… what’s up doc? This bunny has yet to be named

Pink 🩷

Por El Mero Estrecho de Trump — MAGNUM photos are for fags, period!

 

In local news, Patton’s “America” is now the evil Hun.

Time is a relative time sandwich.

 

… told’Ewe all that Eye was going to put a CONEJO on that Golden Moon, the effect off-course, turned Selene into a beautiful PINK MOON, although knowing CHRIS HAYES’ record when it comes to our natural SATELLITE at the “all in show” (burp) he would probably refer to this magnificent GIG IN THE SKY as just another SHOT IN THE DARK of a “dead cold rock” circling an Ozzy Osbourne eclipse.

 

En fin, no pasó a mayores de ahí.

From The Big Top — The Executive Clown

Strange Theys, indeed—most peculiar, Donald, whoa!

 

Kill Your Democracy and then slap your bitch’Up like The Prodigy at Kid Rock’s Mansion in Kentucky.

https ://abc7 .com /army-says-reviewing-helicopters-flying-low-hovering-kid-rocks-home

Tautology for pundits : God Bless, El Salvador.

 

Tautology for pundits, it’s the same ingredients that chefs across mess halls in The Middle East use to regulate industries across the Stock Exchange, por ejemplo, Raquelito, something like saying, ‘Dios bendiga al CEO’.

Roman sources make the sauce, and that’s, Ah-moré 🍝… Wops are Gringos too.

 

Issy-dios-Bendiga the so-called “savior” at the Mick Jagger Gospel Show in L.A..

A Chaos Organized For The Pleasure of The Senses³

³~. … but Évry circus clown knows that it is Being for the Benefit of Pedophiles at Trump’s place.

From the hip…

Any 🦉 hoot, Marjolena Supreme-kalten Tempo, you want infinite surprises? Ewe can’t handle infinite surprises!!!

Jean Gaumy at .Magnum is of course, a fag…and here is why, because he knows that the first shooter under that there Jazz-a-fip (à suivre) is clearly a Poisson de avril, but don’t believe Mí, ask the WASPs  in Washington who saw more “manly” features on the first veiled shooter than the entire Republican Party HAASS ever had, Richard substack.

Here’s a closer look.