… and now, straight from the “Hail Mary Projects” en L’anus bonaerense de La Plata en l’ Argentina comes the origin story of “Armando” … and we begin with the lips 👄 brought to you by “The Kissinger”.
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The Kissinger, the perfect gift for those times when Ewe can kiss your ass 🫏 goodbye 🫂 brought to Jews by “la façade”.
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Very bad screenshot
¡Háblele !!!
Dear, Jonathan A. Greenblatt, chief executive at the 🇮🇱 Anti-Defamation League:
Beef… Donkey, that’s what’s for dinner.
Orejas de burro manadero kosher, y “chicharrón de puerco y puerca”.
https ://www .jpost .com /israel-news/
— It’s shocking! Shocking, i tells ewes, to think that the staff of this most non-consequential blog are anti-Semite. You ignorant Jew, we are anti-Dentite, ask Armando from that “Hail Mary Project”, Mando will tell you that Öüï don’t need no fucking dentists’ ; not with an automated arm on board.
Shalom, mister Greenblatt, shalom.
https ://www .reddit .com /r /ProjectHailMary /its_name_is_armando_because/
https ://www .swissinfo .ch /mueren-cuatro-funcionarios-de-méxico-y-ee.uu.-en-accidente-vial-en-chihuahua
Hoy no hubo noticias.
When it comes to kitchen table issues, viewers should pay attention when the NBCs identifies mercenaries as “embassy 🦚 staffers”. If, and only if, you as a viewer should encounter this blatant euphemism, then you know that Wine and Burger are contra-style objectives and that, that’s what’s for dinner.
And Katty Kay, have you ever camped out in Chihuahua?
Ahora con información suiza, because it’s full of holes 🧀 🐭
International Rarámuri Earth Day
Chapter II
In local news
https ://www .huffingtonpost .es /un-medio-suizo-define-sanchez-el-don-quijote-moderno-dicen-precedente-espagna
🎶 Yi’estes el corrido, del Caballo Blanco, que’n un día domingo se fue de parranda with a Milka™️ Cow… hilarity ensues when they hire a Black Peugeot Über while strolling along la vieja Carretera Mala de Francia, just outside of Madrid City Limits.
Which deals with Don Quixote’s first stump speeches outside of his Carretera Malle de Francia en el Tetuán natal of this Swiss version of the ingenious Don Quixote de La Moncloa en Madrid.
“what they say next is unprecedented in Spain.”
The Huffington 7 sisters post
En fin, Thomas Corbillón… no metas la pata 📎, WaWaGaTe es un pasquín comparado con Jared Kushner’s dad, but that has nothing to do with Dulcinea, —bitch was sowing her oaths in Coachella.
🚗 Wait for it 🏀-🏀-🏀, wait …
Get Bach — On Remonte Le Bach.
🎶 Ay yo tengo un carro, último modelo
Y signiora sirena Daniela, don’t—Ay say! Don’t believe La Claire because it thrives where the Sun don’t shine, any 🦉 hoot, Eye is the most exciting work of art currently crashing at La Bourse de Pinault, and that motherfucker knows it. Yes he does.
Say it three times… Eye There’s Ewe.
Here I Am—Baybee
I really pity the fool who believes that pizza 🍕 is an Italian 🍍invention… you know, like that fucking “Caesar Salad”.
En fin Jaqueline Alemany, it makes sense. It must be your Santiago Compostela side that makes you say such things but that’s not the problem, fuck no it ain’t Jackie! The problem is that you make me side with Jonathan Capehart and Évrybody knows that Öüï can’t stand that motherfucker.
3️⃣
It’s OK Eugene, Ewe may get a second coming of half-and-half for yer’ coffee.
Hoy no hubo jazz
Where in the world is Claudia?
Las Noticias de México vistas by a fucking wetback in Paris.
Claudia is in the kitchen, but not for long if mister Sánchez has it his way at the U.N..
El siguiente tema va dedicado al movimiento alterado con justicia y dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en El Cervantes de Iena en París.
I went to school with the letter “N”, that nigga’ owes me Five Bucks, and Öüï will not accept a “red-nosed”, Rudolph! Irregardless of what Emilie in Paris said.
Courtesy of “Los Chalinillos” de Dos-Sisilianos Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.
Cotejado for Évry body at la “ñ”.
I Am The Letter A,
Motherfucker, fuck the Ω, period!
The Pillars of The Earth, are of course… vulnerable to CRACKS.
🇲🇽 morena has landed 🇪🇸 and for the record, today is ARMY Day in IRAN which coincidentally coincidences with RECORD STORE Day, fuck yeah… the best media ever… it’s all about R.P.M. es-Ese.
Trump has Bette Davis i’s
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Carolina Über Alles wants to marry a wannabe Fürher in Fréjus.
Revolutions Per Minute
So, you say Ewe wants a REV.olution… well, in a NEW YORK MINUTE, Iran celebrated their Armed Forces Day by telling Donald John Trump to shut his Hormuz up. Reuters just confirmed that The Pentagon is full of shit and the Straight remains shut, irregardless of what “Bonespurs” said in Las Vegas.
Down at the corner store
Across the Atlantic in Palermo.
Over at Mains Libres 75001, some fucking frogs are trying to rearrange “social democracy” just as Bardella (look him up, Jacqueline Alemany) is courting the youngest of those fucking Bourbons.
Halal to my left ; Kosher to my right
Dead Kennedy dies from a “tortas de puerco” overdose, and traces of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Note to Susana PuBeda: I did mentioned that Eye was on my way to Australia (All Those Years Ago) so…
Will Trade money For wine.
no insistas, right now on this Friday night in Paris, France, RADIOFRANCE (fip included) is the leader in listeners, however, DENIS SOULA ( you son of a bitch!) in Hilo, Hawaii, Saturday morning cartoons has caught up with that SORRY-ASS new online pink-colored console which replaced a perfectly good dark working console. After the break Eye will give Ewe my greviences to match Emilie Munera’s Mexican Christmas on francemusique.
Entonces pues Sirem y Aram, before little ol’ i reveals to you two what youse has to do with this rollo³, Eye is going to switch it over to the University of Texas at El Paso, where Öüï’s going to separate his wetbacks, from his pochos and ex-comunicate his Chicanos from the students of Prof. Roderic Ai Camp in Pomona:
Nice Dreams, but before i pass it over to Wikipedia for a quick overview of “what is the definition of a pocho?” Öüï sample the great Cheech Marin, the actor, activist and stand-up comedian who ÉVIDEMENT is a card-carrying Chicano ; Richard Anthony Marin on the other side of East L.A. is the son of a U.S. Navy veteran, later turned cop, so “Cheech” is in fact an American Citizen, regardless if he [Cheech] may or may not be a pocho.
Rodolfo de la Garza, an American political scientist, said that when he requested a job interview from the Mexican government in 1971, he was denied by officials who told him that he “was a traitor to Mexico and … not really a Mexican“… so one could perhaps imagine a pregnant paisana (1971 in L.A.) trying to get an aristocratic Mexican Consulate bureaucrat in Fantastic L.A. to give her information about how to register her soon to be born American Citizen child for obtaining a Mexican citizenship, Aussie.
Veo que te gusta el peligro ; ) 👍🏽
Entonces pues, Prof. Belmonte en Évry-Saclay… i (Armando Segovia) hopes that your excelencias at the S.L.A.M. don’t take this in the wrongful way, which is to say, trolling your essay in professor Gauthier’s anthology “Réfugiés Médias”, titled : La frontière mexicaine, aujourd’hui. Cine-Narco Borders (2022). On the contrary, y como diría mi tío Germán Cipriano, “a mi también me gustan las tortas de puerco”.
A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents
Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.
“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.
L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.
For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).
https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire
https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz
I Want It Painted Black.
Perspective with latitude — The Clash with The Church
Breaking in SPAIN!!! Mexican Presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum got stranded in Barcelona due to a shortage of jet fuel.
Margaritaville follows, in the meanwhile No Pasarán, and Eye quotes, “yo te quiero infinito”.