Deer, François Damiens, please relay to France Tú that they got the wrong BARBARA

 

Fuck the T.S.A., period!

Phat lady was the consigne Cannes, Phat Lady not Slim that just begun 🎶

Against All Odds.

 

9 to 1… 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

Aussi… Holy Barbara nor Hanna-Barbera qualify, Öüï said Phat Barbara, and it’s not over until she sings with Dionysus on that Bridge de la Passerelle on the Seine.

Las barbaridades du jour.

Que barbaridad con los Napolitanos en-route to a little excursion round to Naples, Florida, where locals there say that the bay there “surpasses the bay in Naples, in Italy”.

Proust was off-course, a flaming fag 🥐

For What It’s Worth, Marjolena Portenkalten-Baseball, i did mentioned yesterday (in Pig Latin, mind Ewe) before the Italia vS USA baseball match, i-reckon right about the time when Cousin Joe was dissing Mexico and, praising Marco Rubio calling him a “formidable” presidential candidate, as compared to the hillbilly assigned to n°1 Observatory Circle in D.C., that the ITALIAN OPERA was not over until Barbara singed, and so who would have “thunk” it? It’s looking like a SPAGETTHI Series at the Baseball Classic that little ol’ i was not even monitoring, how’bout that, eh?

Yesterday @TheRealWorldSeries, later tomorrow on CET, them WOPS are going to take on the role of MASIOSARE, sources close to Garibaldi relay that a mariachi there heard it from a photographer at MENCHO’s funeral that the ITALIANS were going to take the Mexican seal on the national team’s flag and replace it with a Spagetthi plate with marinara sauce.

 

On a personal take, Mike Barnicle (you son-of-a-bitch!) Italy’s victory over the Evil Empire’s roster in Houston sure seems like that time when the playground bully gets puched in the fucking mouth for the first time. Here’s Captain Aaron Judge‘s reflection after the 8 to 6 loss to them fucking ginnys from Napoli:

Italian photographer tried to take some photos of the funeral for the Cartel boss that was killed in Mexico last week and was attacked by some of the mourners
byu/Jevus_himself inPublicFreakout

 

You always like having your destiny in your own hands, and we had it right in front of us,” he said. “Italy is a great team, and they definitely showed it today… Now, we just need a little luck, and we’ll see what happens.

 

Oh, che arroganza! “Ricordate l’Alamo, americani di merda!”, and in the words of Francisco Cervelli, “questo è uno dei giorno più bello della mia vita.”

… and FranceTú does not even have to wait for Apolline de Mañana because Öüï could do La Madeleine hoy por [aquello del ] medio día if Eye wanted to.

El Mentecato de las madeleines de Trump

 

… and Alicia Menendez, Seth Meyers is such a news junkie with that Orange County pundit from The Bay ; same bay where Exodus gave their first begotten son (Kirk) to the the Master of Puppets after the drummer in that band sent Mustaine to Devil’s Island, it was a deal that James made with the French on boulevard Poissonnière, just a few steps from their bendita Madeleine.

… and Katty Kay :

The cocksocker got a Mexican reward for that exchange but instead of a “gallery” or a radio show like the one on Fréquence Paris Pluriel, Hetfield scored himself a pub 🍻, it cost him an ‘i’ but the son-of-a-bitch gained an ‘ɘ’. Rumor has it that it represents the 😈 head  that Metallica gained when they took Hammett to their circle in High School Hell… Issy-‘eɘ’-Exodus.

Vulgar Display of High Schools — gooooo, Panthers!

Plazas of carnage… that’s what my testimony was to the Trocadéro « committee» but all that they wanted to hear was, “estamos hasta la madre” by Sicilia y Los Ciudadanos por “La Paz”. That is how i learned that i was not how i thought that ‘they’ saw me, and if your name is Arquitecto Leo Orellana, that was Talía Olvera’s point, why with her being the ring leader of the Chapulines del P.R.I. en esa plaza llamada Trocadéro.

Australia is the enemy

 

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In recent days, going on two weeks now, i wondered if I am the only one who misses the Jeffrey Epstein’s coverage and all of those circumstantial situations about nothing on the Curb Your Value segment of the Morjo Show.

Verbatim : Exodus on 3111: “We decided to go hard with the leadoff single 3111. The song is about the narco killings in Juarez, and 3111 is the estimated number of murders for 2010 alone.”
The official video is too brutal for YouTube and is being denied. It will be released in its entirety at a later time and place.

https ://eddietrunk .com /exodus-announces-new-album-goliath-shares-first-single

⬛⬛⬛ so there you have it Volks, key word (four numbers) there in mister Trunk’s review of Exodus’s first track on their new album is 2010, which takes this most non-consequential blog back to la plaza del Trocadéro y los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en París. Issy-Jorge-Harmodio, PABLO GLEASON kind of looked (at that time in 2010) like Kirk Hammett, it’s not a compliment it’s just a fact.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/03/10 /falsa-seguridad

Cárcel Cacahuatera… it’s like a Banana Republic but with incompetent prison guards as opposed to corrupt bureaucrats at New York’s finest, the MCC.

Now, i don’t know but I’ve been told, that when little ol’Eye let his hair down Öüï looks like Cronos of VENOM fame, but that’s just people talking.

 

Eye ran and they insist that Knot until Barbara sings

Öüï, they, and Évry French agree, Mr. President…

White Night follows, with very Special Guest : KREATOR and EXODUS… plenty of Carcass-es—ese so don’t forget the NAILS 🤘🏼.

 

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings.

Meanwhile in Hell, Joe Scarborough supports “Marco Rubio for President,” and the Yankees beat Mexico with the aid of Bean town.

“Hostis Humani Generis”… Vivimus aetate qua societas divisionibus et inimicitiis imbuta videtur, ubi satis est aliter esse ut in conspectum venias. Gary Holt, loquens cum Periodico Metalliano, n. CLI, Februario/Martio MMXXVI³


³~. Pig Latin translation courtesy of Deepl 

P. 49 … We live in an epoch where society seems saturated with divisions and hostility, where all it takes is to be different to become a target. Gary Holt speaking to Metallian Magazine, n° 151 February/Mars 2026.

Banned from YouTube, like a cheap Peso Pluma narco corrido en Siempre en Domingo con Raúl Velasco (75020).

 

Up next : Prom Queen Carcass from Ridgemont High… starring Sean Penn as the White “pusher”.

 

… and Marjolena Porten-Kaltendreaming

Now, y’all heard the one about Mama Cass :

Pushing Daisies (NOW) or how I learned to love the raW ⏰ woИ.

 

[Badum Tisch]

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Rancho_San_Francisco#Discovery_of_gold

it’s not one of those, this one is about the legend of California Dreaming and a tree, it involves un tal “tío Felíz” que por consecuencia llegaba from the School of Mines next to Fort Bliss, but Évry one knew that doña Jacoba’s uncle was from a Mexican university with a major in Minas 💅🏻 and a minor in Horticulture 🧅

Hoy no hubo sopa… according to Peter

Ai’ght then, why the fuck not, throw the first Sinner to The Stone.

That’s, “Grotesqué tú”, Yahoo.

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everyone else in that room safe by 
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y por eso, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
y entonces no se ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ dando pauta y dispensando al mismo tiempo lorem ipsum.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /BlackPeopleofReddit //jayme_lawsons_brilliant_take_on_the_baftabbc/

It’s all Greek to me — No Entiendo ni JOTA!

 

… in Washington, to celebrate the U.S. first-ever ever amphibious attack in the history of the 13 original Land Grabs of the world del Mundo de Le Monde (in Veracruz) the United States of America is putting on a dog-and-pony show for the survivors of the 7 soldiers who died (apparently) in a video game scenario of sorts.

And in Columbus, New Mexico, Elise Jordan is celebrating the 110th Pancho Villa Days Fest, for the occasion and not to be outdone by Jackie Alemany’s, Adela Micha’s wardrobe, Jordan takes on the role of ‘Generalissima’ wearing a matching chartreuse-vest to Bo Catlett’s Dijon Mustard suit³.

How many degrees between Pershing and Villa?… Ask Patton at Fort Knox, Kentucky, vía —RANCHO SAN FRANCISCO.

³~. Like the one that Delroy Lindo wore in front of the In-an-Out Burger at Westchester and Sepulveda next to LAX.

At the time (1916) Jordania’s great-great grandma was the Fort Bliss Public Relations CO, and the first to give the news to the West Texas Town district commander, General John J. Pershing who in turn would disturb President Wilson’s morning round of golf in Washington, D.C. before his (EXCELLENCY’s) noon-time breifing on interventionalist efforts around Uncle Sam’s ‘backyard”. On that particular morning, President Wilson was supposed to have a ‘banana split’ (from Honduras), but instead the Nobel Prize winning executive received a shot of tequila from the Ciudad Juárez Diario de El Paso, or something like that.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

…

Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

She’s Roasted like El Pollo Loco… ese

President Trump is not invited.

President Trump is not invited.

 

Issy-it’s-pink around them Bones 🍗 now unlike them chicken wings changing the world “prendra”, como dice F. Montreynaud, un certain de temps ; changing the words, Montreynaud adds, ” c’est possible toute de suite”.

F. Montreynaud, in “Les femmes sont des salopes, les hommes sont des don Juan” ; La Maison Hachette, 2023

Sous les jupes les SLACKS de Jackie

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