Mastodonte was playing at the sands In Lutèce, but the fucking guards did not allow beer in the ring.
So there was only one thing that i could do, and that was to walk my silly Mexican ass to lonely street where the Marché has it’s own vibe.
June 21st, 2026 — Summer … Hay 40 grados
El tiempo que me queda… yo sé que tú no nos le🪲es
In local 🇨🇭 news, but in no particular order, it’s International Burn A U.S. Flag Day… viva Villa, cabrones!
And, Bob… you son of a bitch! HOPE, is not an option.
🥁 Carranza no tiene panza porque yo se la moche 📯
1989 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397, that American flag-burning is a form of political protest protected by the First Amendment.
With a horrible shock, [the earthquake] leveled mountains, altered the course of rivers, and collapsed large areas of many of the cities of Italy… and then Aníbal Barca walked into a bar.
And why, Mick, why? Why do The Byrds sound so gay?
“Badges!?… We don’t need no stinkin’ Badges!!!”, because there is a BIG FUCKING ELEPHANT in Bürgenstock, Switzerland”… Issy-Keith-Richards, like a rolling stone in no particular SCALE con El MASTODONTE at les ARÈNES de LUTÈCE
https ://bcs .fltr .ucl .ac .be /LIVY /XXII-la-campagne-d’Italie_defaite de-trasimene
1867 : The victory of the republican forces over the Second Mexican Empire occurs when the last defenders of the monarchical regime in Mexico City raise a white flag at the cathedral.
And oh~happy THEYS_oh~happy DAYS
Reflecting piss al otro lado del bordo.
Marihuana tuvo un hijito
Y le pusieron San Ex-pedito
Como el abogado de los de Santa Anna
Porque era Sansón para la Marihuana
It’s TROU!!! It’s true!
Eye likes big butts and Eye can knot lie…
Cuz’ Mí so horney
deer Lorde, the gall of this motherfucker, showing up like nobody really cared except fo’US, Issy-it-Was disgusting…
I (armando segovia) can corroborar the sequence
Hoy no hubo jazz 🥁
Let The Good Times Roll
Finally… I Used To Love Her but Eye had tequila
Issy-Vilma-Fuentes, a Mí también me gustan los chicharrones recién sac-a-dos del cazo y forrados con tortillas calientitas de maseca™️ y salsa arriera con una pincha de🧂of TIERRA.
… for the record ⏺️ Raphaël Morán, tú y tu pinche amigo Pablo Gleason are what “la crítica latinoamericana” refers to (both of you motherfuckers) as just another of the Paris Préfecture’s “noble savage” avatars.
“It is disheartening to live in an era where the Eurocentric, condescending, and even racist attitude toward what was once the New World has not died out and reappears in new, progressive or ‘decolonial’ guises, while its model remains the Noble Savage, the old imaginary friend of the Western conscience.”³
Child In Time
Christopher Domínguez Michael
… and Martin Mikael a La Bagagerie, please be advice that i (Armando Segovia) do not select the “Raza Cosmica” de los Nazis de Vasconcelos en el sacrosanto Collège de France ; casi esquina con Las Tres Puertas de todas nuestras benditas fuentes, Eye just rolls with-Em#, you fucking “Ta’ Gaule” Ewe.
³~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/16/las-fuentes-de-dogna-vilma
Ooh-la-LA—la-la_la-la, all it took was to send the Attorney General to The UK and allow his geriatric-ass to mingle as Mexico’s ambassador to them Rosbifs and circumstances.
… Habeas 🐽 Corpus, —chicharrones 🐖
Reagan is rolling in his grave, yes… but not³ for the Iran deal at Versailles
³~. _but for Donald Trump’s “Alzheimer’s” diagnosis and the pardons in advance.
Always look on the bright side of The Shah, Rock The Casbah.
For context, Ali Vitali is mud wraslin’ Stephanie Ruhle, Ali Vitali claims that Reagan’s Alzheimer’s diagnosis was a cop-out for Reagan’s IRAN-CONTRA affair.
Stephanie Ruhle for her part is defending the “invisible hand” on Vitali’s crotch and promoting the “trickle-down” ergo-nomics of the mat where the two pundits are getting it on.
Out of this world!!! Now Öüï knows how many oil reservoir roofs it take to fill The Pundita’s Power Desk.
…
No Sharpies™️ please mister president
And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.
Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.
Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.
Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey
Papa’s got a brand new coq
Cheap ⚽ Trick
Öüï now returns to “La Crónica de Dos Lonas — J’ai Deux Tarpaulins”
La Crónica en 2 a 3 caídas sin límite de dedos 🫵
Intermission with America : Fuck rural “america”
Nothing! Absolutely nothing is more pressing to them United States of America as Trump’s legacy, his triumphant arch and his man-lust for Barack Obama.
Enjoy What You Voted For
🪘🍌🇺🇸
Breaking in Évian, Trump congratulates Modī for “his” reporters, saying that mister Modī’s reporters are much nicer than “his” reporters in dog house at the Washington’s Press Room.
La Crónica de Dos Lonas — J’ai Deux Tarpaulins
“One does not respond to a tragedy with cries of outrage.”
. EMMANUEL Macron
. President of The French Republic
https ://www .20minutes .fr /faits_divers /affaire-lyhanna–emmanuel-macron–parle-parents-fillette
Issy-She-in baum, oui : She-in-Paris has gone the way of Disco at the National Rodeo Clown Summit in the royal gardens of Versailles ; the gall France, la GALL to continue to let allow Donald John Trump get in between the student turned President of the V Republic of France and the teacher who would become his wife.
https ://mexico .as .com /mundial /suecos-se-solidarizan-con-madres-buscadoras-en-monterrey
The Sum of all Biches — Round n’ Round 🕜
[ las mantas mexicanas son una mentada para tu mamá también ]
https ://www .excelsior .com .mx /ciudad-de-mexico /aficionados-usan-lona-personas-desaparecidas-cubrirse-lluvia
… technical difficulties at The Place Where Évry body knows your name prevented our daily up-load lads, at exactly the minute before midnight in CDMX time… 08 hundred hours in CET.
Breaking in Paris, Finger on the Trigger, by Enuff Z’Nuff ; it’s 1989 and la RATP Is on 105.5 KNAC just… 🎶 take the midnight subway train
You’re callin’ all the shots
You’re struck by lightning
You’re in love 🐁
‘It was a no brainer’: American Beauty’s sleazy real estate king was based on Trump, reveals Peter Gallagher
Past tense / AntePreterite : the times JR a changing
Deer doG :
Jeffrey Epstein would call on you monsieur le président, yes he would, but now Epstein is dead as disco at a YMCA Summit in Évian™, period!
Sin Comentarios… sponsord by Nestle 🕊️ give Iced Tea™️ a try.
Earlier in the event, France was engaged with Brazil as USA landed in Paris, and just as it was with Eleanor Rigby, nobody cared (present past tense) and Ukraine was relegated to play the Part of Ringo, according to Politico magazine.
Bad Poker player
https ://www .politico .eu /emmanuel-macron-volodymyr-zelenskyy-heard-planning-how-handle-trump