… and Cousin Joe, for some ungodly reason Eye listened to Layla between the Sun in Atlanta
Eat a Peach 🍑 Gallagher
It’s a smallish issue…
In local news, DONALD TRUMP is a fucking liar, the gift that, THAT draft dodger boasted about was actually given to SPAIN, not the fascist fucks in D.C., period.
Any 🦉 hoot :
Ewe motherfuckers!
I’m gonna make Lemire cheaper
It’s a ‘win-win’ situation, more bombings less fuel ; less fuel ⛽ less vehicular traffic. Fuck it, Öüï don’t need plastic, and the Long Play vynil is dead as disco, so… Stop fucking, and reproducing because when you motherfuckers do that, you bitches begin to turn into boomers.
Do you bitches wanna be that? And besides…
Hoy, fip no tuvo ritmo en su poe-eh-CIA
Hey Jude, say no to online cupids, and cyber-Celestinas, this is to say Marjolena Portenkalten-Hugo, de que “yo soy d’Esos amantes a l’ Antigua 🏴☠️… 🌹
Kill Mí now. What a let down after Marjo’s grand opening.
Page Tú
Best Seats in The House… box, best seats in The Box.
Spoken like a trou 🕳️ pro, Marjo… play ball!!!
Hasta la Victoria siempre, Dámaso, 🇨🇺
Hágale pues hasta con Vallenato, María.
Now find Mí, somebody to love.
Revolver Eyes — Hey Jew… you let Judah down
Shalom for Israel has always meant ‘PEAS‘, or chicharitos en Castellano from Las Chivas del Guadalajara.
Kill the drummer ; name that fucker NAPSTER beforehand.
“Always concerned, never courageous”
Note to editors : AC/NC is Maine’s Republican Senator’s, Susan “blow-up Sex Doll” Collins ethos ; always concerned, but never courageous.
They only did, “as they were told,” said the host at the Passover feast ; Exodus XII
N.I.B. version.
Quote of the THEY, in Maine, comes courtesy of the Foken Governor there, Jan Mills, who by-the-way has no Nazi-related tattoos like Pete Hegseth or, the oyster farmer running against her in that state.
Now it’s time for another edition of:
Not the content, but how it is presented…
Lapidify your Enthusiasm : saponification follows
https ://tvmag .lefigaro .fr /programme-tv /les-yeux-revolver-de-cillian-murphy
Now Ewe Knows why they put a DOVE™️ on the soap.
Volksjuden… Shalom is the emptiest word in the Hebrew Torah, and Jesus “fucking” Christ the worst Jew in history, which is why Saúl “fabricated” his « revolution » into a Christmas tale about rabbits made out of Swiss chocolate and milk.
I shit Jews not, Portier-Kaltenbach
Eye shits Ewe knot, ok?
The Chosen People’s Bug
Gulf of Ormuz Forever — Money
https ://www .reuters .com /volkswagen-shift-production-missile-defense-one-factory-deal-with-israeli-2026-03-24/
This is taken straight out of Le Gorafi and transliterated by the good people at The Onion, but reciprocated by The New York Times degree on the Reuters bocho de una fusca Beetle in a kosher bomd factory for the masses.
Entonces, padre… hoy tampoco hubo SOPA at the kitchen, and aren’t the BRITS ironic 😼? That is what Charles de Gaulle used to say about them Peaky 🐴 Blinders.
In Paris, France… an Histoire d’Or (H♦️O) was found dead in some fucking sofa, or maybe it was a bed ; in any case, that Blonde is sitting next to Carlos Ray Norris at l’Eglise de Saint Merri in the gayest district of Paname.
To the moon, Ali Vitali — tú, the moon.
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who needs to be throttled to The Hague, —on the double.
Öüï Negotiate with Trash, Metal and, Willie Geist… with ROCK
Eye tells Ewe WATT! Semafore Ben, fuck all the chicken hawks who NEGOTIATE with Buzz. Öüï pity the fools who follow DONALD TRUMP TO GWAR.
You are going to need a lot of boxes of reticles (EACH) and a whole-lotta-sequences for that hydraulic jig-a-ma-gigic.
In local news Airborne Rangers are getting ready to play the real-life casualties/characters in Pete Hegseth’s moronic, First Person Shooting asymmetrical “Call of Duty” on his PS3 XBOX.
Don’t fear the 13th… excepto los martes
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High Volt(aire). 3
Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal
And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :
Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.
Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…
_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.
Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.
A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.
I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine … back at Ewe, Marjo.
El°ection³ is Puerto Rican for penetration
³~. … but that is only because the letter “are” [erre en Castellano] is taboo for mi viejo, San Juan.
Issy-it-Swings a little to The Left from Center, except in Nice ; ask Dr. Poisson, she knows.
El-ection is Puerto Rican for penetration, but that’s only because one has to get excited about Western-style Republics.
It’s eight a.m. in Paris, France.
In recap, una chica 🏊🏽♀️ nada y con°jugar a la nada aprendemos que :
While LA GUARDIA slept and Ewe sneezed.
pour toi je pourrai faire 🤿 l’Atlantique en solitaire
yo nado, tú nadas, él y ella nadan, y así por el estilo, ahora naden, entre ustedes y aquellos, — en la nada.
i (Armando Segovia) can assure you, Mme. Mercier, de Montréal not from Nice :
no somos nada… ask Salma, she knows.
… Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity.
–now that, that would be Sublime, It’s What I Got.
No es lo mismo “una chica nada” que “una chicanada”³
³~. Executive aggrandizement or, as the Swede say, “esas sí son chingaderas, César Chávez”.
… and if you order within the next commercial break Ewe also get our exclusive “Laboratorios Camacho” formula for ego enlargement and manhood maximization.
Up next in Paris, France :
They say that El’ections are the minimum requirement to have (successful) penetration.