Tonight on Deadline, Italian pistachio ice cream for all… the locked-up kids.
COME ON NOW!
Because doG so loved the world
D.A.T. She gave her only green-colored pup…
not to mention Kasie Hunt,
—asteroids the size of refrigerators—
and of course, the aforementioned:
escaped cloned female mutant crayfish that took over the Belgian Père Lachaise.
Because Green is the color of Hope, the “migra” agent at the check-point.
María Teresa Kumar is covering for Avi Velshi who broke out of the spin room D.A.R.E. and is now somewhere in the vicinity of Carolina North… or was it South‽ It doesn’t matter. Over in Aruba, the son of a Spanish parliamentarian in the EU and Venezuelan opposition leader is looking for a “coyote” to take him to Madrid.
Evilest place on Earth .:. E5320BA0-F354-4C75-8C4F-69E42901858E 🐊 Preliminary reports from the Velshi indicate that following Lorde Lorne’s advertisement for AFRICA, JOEY, Chayo and Tere booked a flight to LAGOS and the departure stub showed no return date.
Be on the lookout for a cowboy hat wearing Canadian, probably Dazed and Confused, and possibly chasing The Amy… or something like that. At the Rockefeller Center, Maria Teresa just got stung by the Ron Burgundy teleprompter syndrome and el Santo Oficio has given her a penitence of 5 (cinco) Rosarios, y un Amy Maria.
You might notice (if you squint effectively) that on the dentil above, and as promised, Alicia Menendez is not a happy camper and that’s because Alicia could not go on the aforementioned trip to Africa because somebody has to cover the Dissonance at the Supreme Court.
Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery 🦞 Because ÖÜÏ literally can’t MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!
Fans of the show will note that California democratic senator, Diane Feinstein will not be getting a shout–out from Alicia Menendez considering that Feinstein is credited as single-back–handedly giving the SUSAN COLLINS baton to Lisa MURKOWSKI; the one difference from the COLLINS approach is that Collins is a blow-up doll for the Welfare QUEENS of the GOP*, while Murkowski is a strip club hostess with a strap-on Dildo on a hotdog bun… and she just used TENNESSEE as a tray.
*The Republican Party
For those wondering where in the World is Cecily Strong, rest assured that she is doing the Lorde’s Work, indeed, the SNL diva is in Spain celebrating Catherine Deneuve’s birthday. Cecily took the trip as an opportunity thatbecause now, more than EVA, la concha de Catherine debe adornar lo alto de la nueva flecha de Nuestra Señora de París.
Foreward to: D. D. Guttenplan at The Nation… [A]nd the good thing about this most non–consequential blog, Ms. Van den Huevel, is that neither of your former collaborators, John Mill Ackermann and Chris Hayes, will get to read, IT!
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It’s High Noon at the Latin Quarter in Paname
—Les choses qu’on on dit, les choses qu’on fait…
o como dice RACHEL VAMPIRE:
Watch what they Do,
what They Say, period!
Is there any sort of “life line” from fideicomisos tied to the Mexican government in the Cátedra Gilberto Bosques at the Higher Learning institute o Latin American studies at Saint Germain-des Près?
If so, Then:
62% of French people will dance to Thriller, this Halloween.
If Knot, then:
32% will not care a razón de lo espeluznante que se ve [venir] la navidad.
de cualquier manera cómo está eso de pasar al ejercito mexicano el manejo de los dineros d’esos mentados fideicomisos, y cuál es la diferencia entre gastar el dinero en programas de capacitación de guaruras (como el de Genaro García Luna) y las supuestas “cátedras en astro•logía” para las cuales, por ejemplo NIEL deGRASSE TYSON no reuniría los requisitos místicos del nuevo modelo de “becas”, o algo así.
In other words Don D. Guttenplan, to put it in terms that even Jean-Luc Berjon may understand, say a fucking [BRIBE•ABLE] 2nd Lieutenant receives two different requests to fund a 6-year PRISONS STUDY research project, one is from, say, Alexis de Tocqueville and the other from Florence Marie Cassez. Guess who would receive the funding, the ONE who can show EXPERIENCE WITH CHILD TRAUMA, —of course.
The following must be read in a Beijing Barry voice 🛎 ACA9523E-C152-4605-8116-4777C9704FA7 📎 — Now look here, Yazmin Vassoughian, youse on the PM section of the Comcast Building, Baby!… You can have all of the Ron Burgundy moments with the teleprompter and Bill Krystol [that fucking altar boy] but don’t ya’… bring all them Morjo quotes to Prime Time. — HISTORY WILL NOT remember a gad damned fly if Trump steals the election BECAUSE history is written by those with PALANCAS WITH BERNARDO GÓMEZ and the Mexican Army on the François Hollande Communications Ministry. There’s a brief chapter on that Hit Parade on Bastille They 2015… look, IT! up.
… wait a minute, hey Little Boy! What who are you and what did you do to Alicia Menendez? You are not fooling anybody WITT them jammies on American Voices, if this was the Univision [as opposed to theTELEMUNDOhide–a–güey] national headquarters, don Jorge Ramos would have none of D.A.T.!!!
With that in mind Paola… it’s a good thing that you won’t watch how öüï navigates.
It’s 2 am in Paris and Öüï is going to profit from the extra hour of sleep happening right now so catch youse in a few after a quick nap.
… Alicia is a secret PSG fan, yeah—Buddy!
And in Washington, Lorde Lorne went ahead and kissed Tom Hanks turning that fucker into H.E.R.: Adele, and Öüï must timestamp this, Tom Hanks hasn’t looked this hot since the Bachelor Party, It’s 5h20 in UnSynched Time with the Rosbif’s time in New York.
Dear, Pao, please inform Latino U.S.A., that “coyotes” are what Cuban-american terrorists use to circumvent “black-ops” from Congress, DONC(key)…
The proper term to use for the “middle-men” involved in crossing Central American [mostly] families is:
PO•LLE• ROS, pronounced, po•YE•ros.
With this in mind, “Hear Yeh, hear yeah!”:
Tom Hanks is The Devil, and that sonovabitch is back from a Bachelor Party… this here, Jonathan LeMire is the sketch that our deer Lorde Lorne is not willing to run on his Saturday night live Show, which prompts to beg, or questions the following, did you enjoy the Session of “los amigos invisibles?”… [E]ye aimed to please.
BUT FO’ist, öüï now return to our most non-consequential Halloween Horror Special:
Eye knows what Mitch did Last Summer.
Senate Mayority Leader, Mitch McConnell (R–KY) spends the Summer all along the Florida coast line impregnating pretty Sea Turtles…Mitch couldn’t FUCK’em All, but that son-of-a-bitch did manage to knock 1 in every 44 turtles along that fucking State.
The storyline is yet another bastardization of the Epic of Elpenor (look it up) which öüï went ahead and hijacked from Chapters 10-11 of a cuento called The Odyssey, or something like that. The twist in this churro radica en que en vez de utilizar a los cerdos como sirenas, en este sketch the staff used a tortoise (Mitch McConnell) en el sincretismo, —yeah, doña Tati.
Don’t believe Mí… stand–by for picture, but FO’ist, Philippe Labró is now monitoring “The Show”, but as former Republican “capo de tutti” and Digital Underground MC, Michael Steele, says, it’s gratuitous because the Friday edition of C-News Matinée is already out.
Arrested development… Eye does not know where the parallel irony comes from, but [how do black people say, IT!?] —D.A.R.E. it is. 🌬💨 D8AA1D95-5EE5-4646-8BE1-DC4EFC8EA709 📣 Take me to another place, take me to another land…
Witt D.A.T. in Mind, it’s time for the Kristen Walken dead, a show about a whiner and a guy screaming “get off my lawn”.
In Sumerian, and D.A.T.’s no pun —y’all know that Eye is loco for “algo de rhythms, and all-that-Jazz », Öüï is happy to relate that the staff of this most non–consequential blog SURVIVED the “KRISTEN WALKEN dead » only to wake–up to a low-down dirty trick played by Mitch McConnell on Chuck Todd’s Florida (and the rest of the Republic).
“Naiden” lo niega .:. 0E72AE47-D2DA-4299-B3EB-E0601F93B3B0 .:. En contexto, la última vez que la Santa Inquisición se disculpó ante las cámaras de gas fue cuando los muy Católicos acusaron a los judíos of nailing Chuy to the Cross… y en México, su Santidad, naiden (that means nobody in Michoacán) negates that the public trusts/grants for a plethora of intangible goods and services in Mexico were rotten to the core, NOT FOR NOTHING, professor John Mill Ackerman, we have an entire chapter on a thing called PROMEXICO, you might have heard of them, these lovely group of technocrats financed the Events of Enrique Peña Nieto in Paris while you where secluded in a little movie theater that like PROMEXICO ceased to exist… RUMOR HAS IT, that a young Víctor Manuel Quintana Silveyra, [now an Emeritus Professor at a university in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua] lost his virginity there. The place was called Cinéma Clef, or some keyword like D.A.T…. aunque asté, su Santida’—no lo crea.
Ahora regresamos con Paola Ramos en Latino USA*
de los amigos de México
Now, Purple Pundit, YOU, —of all inquisitors— KNOW that ONE must show his/her WO’ik for full-credit and, YOU, —of all Scarlet Letter Republicans^— also KNOW D.A.T. extra credit is awarded if the student refrains from selecting the SCREENGRABS and just goes WITT the flow… or as many-many WHO were burned at The Stake: just go WITT the INERTIA.
COIN•sí•dence… you betcha! .:. F4BF20F2-46B5-4064-A6E0-16E318CB77B7 .:. Get in LINE, AMLO! Don Pancho just blessed Gay unions; “and you know you should be glad”.
Shhhh… Silenzio!!! Mr. Labró is in the middle of “El Quinto Sueño”.
Still to come, “Las Tres Muertes de Marisela Escobedo”, narrated by professor Emeritus Víctor Quintana Silveyra:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/10/22 /opinion /032a1soc
D.A.R.E. are two things missing in this frame .:. 367588E3-7E4C-4699-8FDB-B86CC7CECF3B ⚰️ The first ONE is God, because as Evry–body knows, “There’s no God in Mexico”; and off-course, Tommy Lee Jones, because he prefers the Pampa than from La Pradera.
And in Washington, in Washington you can be as loud as you Wanna Bee, but don’t you, step on Nicolle’s blue suede shoes.
* With all due respect, to Mª Hinojosa on the National Public Radios.
Dear, Matt Bradley…
Fast-forwarding D.A.T. clock on the wall is no way to go through life on the XVéme.
D.A.T. Clock on the wall D.A.R.E. is Wrong, mr. Cooper, and as a matter of fact, as the clock strikes Midnight in Paris, in Lagos, Nigerians are just entering the 11th hour on the Rachel Vampire side of the meridian. SO, this tells u.s. two things, find out about’em on the next segment which Personne is going to read, période!
^ Previously regarded as CARD CARRYING REPUBLICANS.
The Wobblies on peacock 🧟♀️ B4C3C32F-BBCC-46B2-ABD5-17EAB311587D 🧟♂️ Election night on an already saturated Spectrum.
Now for those of you WHO have not been keeping up the 2020’s programming might recall, totally, that Halloween was announced early during BLACK HISTORY MONTH by the BBC and by March’s madness, DRACULA was already looking to stow-away a few of the “undead” on Royal Caribbean Cruise Line… yeah, Buddy! Öüï even selected a few dentils to show how the VIRUS, spreads through the AIR. (Look, IT!, up, Little Nicole, because it’s probably going to come up during tonight’s feature of:
The Kristen Walken Dead
🧛🏻♂️ 🌚 🌞 🧛🏻♀️
When Öüï returns, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] don’t know what’s going to develop, and D.A.T. is the Way Eye Likes, IT!.
It’s time for another milestone on them headstones, knot to bee confused Cousin Joe, with the stone heads from Miles tones, because that’s a different TRUMPet, right now it’s Tú–tú-tú, tú–tú, and that One.
COIN•sí•dence? .:. 6477BF1E-ACD8-455E-8449-7D8FDABC262A ⚰️ “You betcha,” Purple Pundit, and you are not fooling anyONE, Cousin Joe, the Pact between Rachel Maddow and Phil Griffin is that you –motherfucker– shall remain an active Vampire in the a.m. section of the afternoon and Rachel shall be the Lorde of Darkness on the PM side of the Markets. THAT’s the LAW.
If it’s Eerie, it’s probably because it’s Pennsylvania, a close relative of Transylvania… indeed, Mika just ask them POLES over D.A.R.E.
Meanwhile, at The Washington Post, Joyce Vance and some other broad are musing about the charges that could be brought against Donald John Trump if, he should cede The White‘s House comes January of 2021, but that’s not the NEWS with DEM teasers, nope! The REEL NEWS Willie Geist, is that El WaPo seems to have learned from the mistakes of the Democratic Latino outreach program from 2016 and those motherfuckers are now using “monitos” or political cartoons to deliver the punch-line as soon as eyes meet the Front Page.
Courtesy of Joyce Vance White 🎙862A21E9-BA21-4713-8C88-C99EF660F9D5 📻 Meanwhile in Paris, fip.siren is transmitting in MONO, get it? Mono.
Finally, DEM motherfuckers understand that Americans can’t fucking read unless you draw a motherfucking picture for DEM.
You know what, Beto O’Rourke, fuck it. I hope Donald Trump Wins. I voted for Biden, because the other option was Kanye West, as Vice-president, so yes, I prefer Kamala instead of Pence, or Mr. Kardashian, but to tell you the truth, maybe it’s time for America to «implode».
It’s 13 THEYS out until the start of a new Prologue, regardless of WHO wins, cheats, or dictates sentence on the next General Election of The United States. Maybe in the short span of what’s left of the political campaign of 2020 Paola Ramos can draw u.s. a sketch of what the face of Latino USA in America will look like, come Black History month in 2021.
If anyone should be blamed for SPLITTING America, it should be the good people of the USA Today… Gannet—yeah, buddy. And now they want to be all high and mighty with an “endorsement”, let Mí draw, IT!, for you Paola, in letters para que tu papá me entienda mejor:
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, Mr. Ramos:
(full-disclosure… the Interwebs gods are being dicks right now and Eddy Currents are at an all time high, with this in mind it’s best to take a nap and wait it out until Curfew time when Traffic comes to a stand still and the the WiFi quarters have a longer lasting bang.)
Catch you at 7 pm… but only if THEY let u.s., Paola, only si nos dejan… while Öüï waits, Mr. Ramos, why Knot flip the Front Page on that adorable Rosbif (madafaka) on the HoBO TV screen, eh‽ Check, IT!, out John Oliver this here is what Öüï calls:
Tomorrow’s Week Today…
Jeudi, 22 Octobre 2020
O como dicen los franceses: La Mairie.
Jueves, 22 de octubre, 2020
Americans once again put Philippe Labró through another madrugada de reality tv desde el CURB side Recycling Center in Nashville, Tennessee, en donde el presidente de los estados unidos americanos entretuvo con su peculiar estilo de luchador rudo del pancracio estadounidense al afamado cronista de los direct news matines, o algo así.