When Lucho met the so-called “egg man³”

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La Tabla d’Espirella… John Lennon era un ‘reverendo‘ huevón³, pero nunca, nunca, nunca, señor d’Espirella, un PELOTUDO como usted, —comprendera.

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¿Qué culpa tiene la [Ch]ancla? When things go West

From atando cabos to anclando anchors comes the story of “La [Ch]ancla” on the ‘friend’ of a friend of the Jacqueline Alemany show. In Paris, Marie Gentric is moving to L.A. and Katy Tur is taking her place on the Jacob Soboroff show.

Issy-New-York is not a home in les-Moulineax.

https ://www .voici .fr /the-biggest-flop-of-my-life-embarrassed-marie-gentric-shyly-says-goodbye-to-bfmtv

Öüï now returns to the SEA on account that Christopher Nolan fucked a perfectly good song with his artistic tribute and liberties with Matt Damon, that sick basterd’.

Still to come… Will The Real Paris please stand up, invalids need knot apply… prostitues on the Blanche sheet of Jeffrey Epstein near Napoleon’s tomb, —please step right in.

Öüï now returns to the SEA on account that… little ol’Eye once dated a girl from Killeen (pronounced, killin’), Texas, which is why Eye moved to Ten-y-See.

¿Una qué, Claudia?… ¿una caguama, Ewe says‽… coming right up, Presidenta, will you be having los huevos d’esa tortuga para acompañar su mimosa para desayunar?

– Now go get yer’ shoebox… put on some weight and head over to WHITE SANDS you ZOO-keeping freak.

Note to Eugene Daniels : no nigga, no. EYE WILL NOT surprise you with anything… ISSY-i-Can see your typecast typewriter flanked by her goons and Eye raise you a double-tailed SIREN, hold my 🍺 OLYMPIA … and Scott MacFarLane, it’s called ‘piss poor planning’, poor planning, sir, is simply stated “planning that is poor” and clearly Donald John Trump is one rich motherfucker so ‘poor planning’ does not apply to that son-of-a-bitch… also, go get yer’ shoeshine box, and may the best pour 🍹 win, —ya’Bastard.

 

Good lorde! Is that a “rachel” next to an “afro”?

Breaking in Hilo, Hawaii… the World Meteorological Organization has officially run out of human names and is now relying on the TeleTubbies to name meteorological phenomena over THE SEA.

THE LALA Hurricane ignored 🏌 by President Donald Trump.

 

Eye swears Jacqueline Alemany, youse gonna have to call that old geezer to set and have… have him improv from the curl catalogue, but if he’s not available that Mexican chic blushing your BLUE face today will also dew. Any hoot, where was i?

Ah, yes… Christopher Nolan (apparently) has never been to Spain, or Greece for that matter, and here is why Alemany :

https ://www .fotogramas .es /la-odisea-pelicula-christopher-nolan-experto-helenista-pedro-olalla-errores-opinion/

becuase Reagan nostalgist and yacht owner, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, dis-virtues John Leguizamo’s role of the pig hearder when that pundit follows just the money-money and the Game of Thrones themed Laestrygonians… but worst still, turning Circe into one of those old hags from the GRIMM BROTHERS fairy tales… i wonder why, and then Öüï remembers that Odysseus played a certian “WILHELM” in tale about the Black Forest or something like that.

IMAGINE!!! Elise Jordania, imagine if Terry Gilliam had taken such liberties with the role of “Cardinal Fang” in my favorite part of Spanish history as viewed from a ‘flying circus’, —WHY i bet that the road to Damascus would have taken a short 🌋cut through Montserrat 🍹 in the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️ just to hook up with Calypso for some “lotus” shrooms… by those same standards (or jaladas… ask the MEXICAN on the set) Paul would most certainly LET IT BE and see “Mother Mary” next to him.

I tell you what Jacqueline Alemany, it’s no coincidence that on this calendar, yet again there’s Damon fucking DOGMA on the assomption of l’Assumption.

You Are Not Serious Rosbifs : FAFO

In Paris, Texas, James TALARICO won’t steal Le Pen, i shit youse not.

FAFO… Farage Around and Find Out.

 

Santa María madre de dios, ruega por PÉTAIN ahora y en la hora de su traición hoy en tu día de l’Asunción… long liturgy short, Mother Mary was ascenDead in both body and Soul onto heaven without having to stop in purgatory ; in the same day, Marshal Pétain was sentenced by a post-war high court to hang from a rope, but “oh, praire shit” due to his advanced age of 89 the death sentence was downgraded to life in prison. In the words of wikipedia via General de Gaulle, Pétain was “successively banal, then glorious, then deplorable, but never mediocre”.

Cartier weeps for ANDY, and the devil ragged off his Prada®️

In Washington, it has now been confirmed that aside from being a JEFFEREY EPSTEIN co-la-bor-ator, a traitor to the United States of America, a cheat, and the most corrupt political figure (next to Ken Paxton, of course) Donald John Trump is also a sniviling coward who used his press secretary as a decoy after that worthless piece-of-shit learned that he had yet another target on his head, on this occassion as he flyed the friendly AEGEAN’s sky.

And starring as Ronald Reagan : dumber

Mr. Dumb, melt down this ICED 👅

Fuck you Joe Scarborough and Nancy Reagan, —aussi.

As a citizen of Fort Knox:

Yoko Ono is still honeymooning down by the Seine

 

Bjork is OK with this post, and if she is not well… she’s a Sugarcube and she can try to bring back Goldie in Nigel Farage’s land.

Au Royaume-Uni, Nigel Farage réélu député sans surprise dans cette élection absurde : 🗑face

 

Ladies in Gemini : El TACOnTENTO

Bodily fluids

It’s knot one taco, and not tú TACO, but Three Tacos in The Gulf of Hormuz³, mention the code “Pete Hegseth” and get a conmemorative bottle of Tehran Treaty Testosterone Capsules.

³~. (soon to be renamed ‘el golfo d’Iran’ in honor of the gulf of america)

Nothing You Can’t SEA that Nolan didn’t show… love and a bunch of money is ‘olEwe needs.

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Kentucky windage 🎯

Case in point : con las Malvinas por Groenlandia y …

Semper Suicides — Yup, that is what Ronald Reagan would have wanted, a two-week war extended indefinetly.

 

Note to editors : no photoshoped AI was harmed in the capture of a partial eclipse in France. Additionally, no turkey-trotting-Trump or any of his cabinet and/or their staff was harmed (and/or blown the fuck out of the sky) in the catering caper at the Nato summit of Erdoğan.

 

Y en GUATEMALA un Disneylandia.

Deer Willie Geist, please be informed that the outdated “Dr. Evil” is now obsolete, the cruelty descriptor that youse aiming at is “The Croat”.

And starring as La Dama : la perra Pirro.

 

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind “MARCO’s Moment”, even Ambassador Mike Huckabee is up-side “un-settled” and finally realizing that the Jews settling on Palestinean grounds are TERRORISTs and not the chosen people of “tribes”.

https ://apnews .com /article /israel-west-bank-settler-violence-palestinian-qusra-huckabee

In local news, sychophantic spokeswoman outside of the Oval Office in Washington quits her job upon finding out that her “dear leader” was willing and able to let her blow up in the sky while the son-of-a-bitch (Turkey-Trot-Trump) worked on a “T-bone steak à la carte” and headed for towards Chuck Berry’s “Promised Land” ; Los Ang’less, givz Mí Northfolk, Virginia, tidewater four ten o nine.

Turks are turking on the MoreJoShow — Let’s Play Hardball

Abolish Thanksgiving in Ankara, and in Washington, a horse is a horse of course and the press is depressed surprise, surprise.

 

I hate to say, IT!… but that is one CROWLEY on a FULL MOON cover-up of THE SUN, in Spain no less.

GOLD! Eye tells Ewe.

 

… and Katty Kay, why are rednecks so afraid of “socialism” when thier choice for president is the full-fledged, or established authoritarian, if youse a WALL STREET COMMUNIST. Must be the seasoning on that there turkey-in-chief.

Any 🦉 hoot, Alicia Menendez, where was i ?

El otro Lyon

El otro Lyon as viewed from El Sena.

Ah, yes! El Norte se convirtió en El Sur, y como dice el actual suegro de Aquaman, “Fidel is running stocks in Wall Street and El Che is grillin’ burgers al estilo double meet”.

Canta y no llores — Hay otzi napa?

I don’t know if Laura Barrón-López-es has ever been to la afamada Sierra Morena, all i knows is that Öüï’s never been to Spain, but i did sleep en Iguala cuando andaba por París.

USOS y COSTUMBRES

Issy-no-hay pex³ if, and only if…

a). If, and only if, ALICIA LEOS notified GEORGINA MORENO about her decision to profit from the “soutien” of the French Embassy in Mexico City and, if Georgina Moreno notified Juanito Guanabacoa about her ‘about face’ on La COP 21 and Patty Smith’s stance on franking l’aFamada Fête de l’Humanité.

then…

The Attorney General’s Office (FGR) did not notify the parents of the 43 missing students from Ayotzinapa about the arrest of Ángel Aguirre, who was the Governor of the state where Julio César Mondragón got his pretty face skinned-off by the local “fauna” in Iguala.

and Only then

… may OMAR GARCÍA (on DeutscheWelle) , his lawyer and, PABLO GLEASON get a notification from ERNESTINA GODOY RAMOS, Mexico’s attorney general.

³~. Short for “no problem”, o como dicen en Acapulco, “no hay pedo”, local fauna in Acapulco include but it is KNOT limited to ‘los perros’ de la policia, y ‘los halcones’ del crimen organizado.

Coming up in Two Weeks, political theater.

Or

b). If, and only if… wait for it, wait, wait, Öüï has to re-connect with the Wilson Center Mexico 1Institute (for Americans not necessarily para americanos) where the so-called 4T or Mexico’s equivalent of the French fourth republic, is “literally” in bed with one of Stephen Miller’s ICE contratistas, which in-and-of itself is not a sin⁰, but TANGENTALLY is just as tone-deaf as the wanna-be congressional aspirations of Andres Manuel López Beltran’s in Veracruz.

Alma Americana : of course, as an American-americano i pity the ‘pochos’, ‘chicanos’, pachucos—cholos, y paisas, who think that everybody born south of the Rio GRANDe is excluded from German cartographer Martin Waldseemüller’s misnomer for THE 🇩🇪THIRTEEN 🇺🇲ORIGINALIST 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿COLONIES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (ecosystem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿destroyers)… it’s like calling Indians “hindus” because the John Wayne film industry reserved the tag ‘indian’ for JORGE RIVERO and the extras used for 📽 RIO 🎬 BRAVO.

 

c). If, and if only they get their fucking carthography right : https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Naming_of_the_Americas

Ibid. Y COTEJADO déjà

By WALDSEEMÜLLER’s own standard, the Brave New World would have been named BRAYAN or Yonnatan, or whatever  “maquiladora babies” are being named this these days theys in CARLOS FUENTES-es 《 Frontera de Cristal 》.