Lindsey Graham is dead, Donald Trump and his rich family didn’t care

Now is not the time for prayers. Unless of course them prayers are for the glory of the reflecting Arch to Washington.

In this section, The Student will…

 

In the mean-while, our multidimensional digital archive (aka asegovia3.com) is crossing over to a dimension Öüï likes to call, “Oh, l’Humanité“, a surrealistic editorial SPACE that contrasts the nuances of traditional journalistic narratives using dark humor and social critique.

Uso Justo de Todas Las Musas

Lindsey Graham… he never met a microphone he didn’t speak into, for the glory of Donald Trump.

 

And in Kentucky, in Kentucky there is still no word regarding Mitch McConnell, but sources close to Lindsey Graham say that the Great Commonwealth of Dry Counties 🥃 is pulling a Francisco Franco with Senator McConnell’s body of evidence.


I’m Sirius, Congress-person Joe Scarborough, and youse not!
And shouldn’t this be the time (15h in CET) to CUE-IN the Senator from Kentucky to express his humanity to the GOP (or what’s left of it, no pun intended).

In Paris, France, it’s another edition of Fashion Week where the Derelicte Crew are all over The Seine.

Beaumarchais and the ballad of ‘Los Dos Amigos’… amarillo no me pongo

Across The Universe : in this section Artificial Intelligence will “compute to the last digit the value of π”, Issy-Ewe-must show your work and, like the INDIANA Pi Bill of 1897, the Commonwealth of Kentucky must show proof that Senator Mitch McConnell has not squared his own grave. 

Maine: where women are treated like a meuf in a Star Trek putero.

https ://eu .indystar .com /politics /2026/07/09 /indiana-gop-congressman-calls-for-answers-on-mitch-mcconnell

Note to editors : casually, The American League sucks, but only slightly³, comparted to the Alliance Française playball… gooooo Dodgers.

 

³~. https ://www .mlb .com /2026-mlb-all-star-game-rosters-announcement

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre-Augustin_de_Beaumarchais

“this man mocks everything that must be respected in a government”

1778American Revolution: Louis XVI, —of La Francedeclares war on the Kingdom of them Rosbifs.

Mel Brooks in History of The World as King Louis XVI

If youse into la comédie française and all that jazz, please be advised that, of the “two amigos” en Saint-Germain-des-pres, the so called “amigos de méxico en francia” [ nor “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” in this bracket ] form part of the infamous  “dos amigos, que venían de Mapimí…” and for the record, Joaquin Murrieta no era ni chileno ni extraño, Joaquín era sonorense 🦌.

1940 : abolition de la Troisième République en France. Vote des pleins pouvoirs à Philippe Pétain. Début du régime de Vichy.

… and so , “3 Doritos later” or, as French peep-ol’s say, 162 years later ± one they, the Government of Vichy arrives.

In local news FM is dead / and in Washington, en Washington no pasa nada

Never mind the reflecting pool, pass the MAYO.

… Over at the Télématines de France Tú TV, Maya and the meufs are FIRED! Issy-Salma-Hayek, it’s a regular coq party on the France Télévisions morning shows. Sources close to the clowns at la Maison de la musique de france24 relay that francemusique literally killed the radio 📻 analog.

… Over at the Aegean Sea, the news that Radio was killed by francemusique came to no surprise to π, what with the recent promotion of the “Tricky Three” in Michoacán and ol’.

 

Can’t Buy Me Love

https ://www .dw .com /eeuuidentifica-al-nuevo-líder-del-cártel-jalisco-nueva-generación/

Run for something.

Run For Something with Alicia Menendez

In local news, sources close to Troy (Straight of Dardanelles / Gallipoli, Turkey) relay that in Ankara, President Trump cannot stand the way that his Spaniard counterpart reminds him of the man that he (Trump) could not match in anything, especially style.

El Conquistador (Trump) is not.

 

Biscuits! Get your biscuits!

De la Cuétara Cookies, get your sevillanas and Spanish biscuits before the deranged president from them United States veto’s Jacqueline Alemany’s grama’s cookie jar.

The Monopoly of Violence : flic’n-ICE

Noice’

Allez, bouge-toi, bébé -Twist and shout.

 

Solitas llegan, decía “El Sapo” Rivera de Frida, y él si buscaba encuentro ; knot like Picasso.

No Insistas Susana 🧜🏿

Any 🦉 hoot… Cousin Joe, Eye thought that you went the way of The Blue Blood State and died!!! Where you been Nigga’?

Pick Mi, nigga. Pick Mí

 

I say fuck all of Em#, Planter, fuck Em# Joe Scarborough in Maine is out of time… it’s not “soccer” you redneck sucker, it’s Separation of Feds and State!

There he is!

And, Alicia Menendez… how do you like them Translucent 🇵🇭 Guayaberas

🎶 Guayaberas filipinas, Mauricio Babilonia…

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/08/11 /ive-seen-this-turkey-too/

Meanwhile back at The Hague, Rodrigo Duterte is the opening act before Donald John Trump is forced to sit on the accused chair 💺.

 

Ask not what The Philippines can do for you… but what you can do to convict Donald John Trump for crimes against humanity.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Graft_(politics) as understood in the USA is a politician’s authority for personal gain.

Ghost Charge at 30,000 Feet… you paid for this, and they gave you that, hey-hey my-my.

 

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/apr/23 /philippines-ex-president-rodrigo-duterte-trial-charges-crimes-against-humanity

Lupita, la negra que todos quieren (Flamenco 💃🏽en Bruselas 👹)

Oh say can you see?

 

¡Qué belgas son estas!?

Over at the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, in BELGIUM, the Alliance is working on a strategy to Make The Nuremberg Trials Great Again, while the Turks from Turkey are perplexed with the claim that a CONVICTED RAPIST (the president of the United States of America) is making about the sexual advances that the hottest right-wing maddona (the prime minister of Italy) is projecting towards Donald’s old deranged ass.

Ich ziehe keine gelbe Kleidung an

 

Sources close to Denmark relay that the aforementioned Sexual Predator (Donald John Trump) continues to use Vladimir Putin’s bravado as a shield on account that Trump does not know how to ride (much less handle) a horse like Vladimir does in all of his propaganda ads.

Des’del Cielo Una Hermosa Mañana

A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena

A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena

 

Her beauty’s so illogical, the beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon just stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame, pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flames

Dance, Helena, dance
Whoa!

It takes Big Balls, Pablo Torre, it takes “big balls” to bring Kung Fu to the mix

Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra

« Le Mexique est champion…

Note to editors : Öüï, and the makers of this most non-consequential blog remain committed to our Pablo Torre “translucent guayabera” watch ; on today’s episode Pablo betrays The Roots and goes full Wu Tang on the DOGE crowd.

des disparitions ! »

Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :

https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles

The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?

 

Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?

¡Qué belga… i told you that it was not a penalty!

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga…

We Are Currently Posting FIFA trespassers.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard

For the ump-teenth time, i do not select the news of the day, Eye simply drive the headlines and try not to bury the 🚴🏼‍♂️ LEAD.

Norwegian Would, a Japanese thriller about time-traveling teens.

Also, if you are Mexican but most importantly, a die-hard fan of “la verde”, Öüï prognosticated that under “El Vasco” the national team would play like they always have—and lose like they never did, which is to say, with honor despite the heatwave and Trump policies on and off the pitch .

… and Trump invents soccer for suckers.

And, Eddie Gloude Jr., how did you (doctor) celebrate the 5th of July, like EACH-and-EVERY-one of those STUPID MEXICANS celebrating DONALD J. TRUMP’S world cup? And Cousin Joe, it’s interesting to see just how “exceptional” the United States of America is, even on the SOCCER ⚽ pitch,