And, Jackie Alemany… welcome to the hotel Kalifornia

Now before Öüï heads out to Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, Eye must mark this down so that Évry last motherfucker at FIP understands,

[ Book 3, when Eye became a performance work of art, not necessarily otro pinche hartista d’ocasión ]

_that you can’t go labeling your sirens as the most “eclectic” cunts around when Denis Soula (that motherfucker³) goes painting every-fucking-channel in a ROSA MEXICANO hue around the music, pink is fine but only on 🍹 cocktails that arrive with a little umbrella to stir the poison… mine is whiskey, Niño Luc, what’s yours, —nigga?

³~. I guess what Eye is trying to convey here, Mme. Mercier, is that “Le Page” d’accueil at fip . fr is a cheap Canadian-look-alike front of what used to be called « ICEBERG RADIO » on the interwebs but now-a-theys since 2017 or so, turned into just another ACCUWEATHER channel with a programming machine fishing out them hits for the people working under fluorescent lives baking birthday cakes for very rich piano-playing cunts, no offence 🦩.

“Early, don’t be late… »

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

トランプのアメリカは : Bibi Netanyahou’s bitch

Issy-it’s-the French touch that sells the Epstein Class at Invalides.

Breaking in Washington, Anand Giriharadas relays that Israel survives and thrives thanks to “American tax payers”, but that is because for the JEWS in Israel, gringos are GOY scum  for Yahweh 🇮🇱

I don’t practice Santería.

Instant replay, no surprise :

Trump’s 🇮🇱 America ☠️ is :

One vote for Trump is a vote for Netanyahou’s Jews in Israel and Las Vegas.

Have a pineapple 🍍 with Ananas Giriharadas and the Epstein Class on the EyesWide Shut in Dubaï’s Hilton.

Never eat with women… but if you do, do like Mandingo in FRANCE and make that bitch pay for the meal.

 

Remember now, it’s a GWAR of Distraction for Donald Trump.

And, Anand… they did it all for the “network”, God forbids that Civics got in the way of their foie gras and New England lobster meal with the French in Epstein’s apartment on/at La Seine.

Sweet baby Jesus! Grace Jones just painted fip pink

Eye must say, and Öüï want to be the first to write this :

What have you done?

 

It looks gay, to Mí, but who’s got the balls to say it, shall we say with Grace? Who? The Eggman? Not with Yoko around.

Law and Order : the rich and the powerful.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, in High Times News, American rapper Afroman is suing the World Trade Center for getting in the way of his 2001 #1 hit,  “Because Eye Got High”.

Knives out and No Surprises : Chacun son histoire … the prez was just CRASS

And, Alicia Menéndez… They time TV???

¡Ay, Chabela!

Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.

 

Al mirar tus lindos ojos y mirar tus lindas formas

https ://thecancunsun .com /spring-break-surges-in-cancun-with-1280-flights-over-the-weekend/

Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?

Yo me digo:

¡Ay, Chabela!

“A complete disrespect to the process”.

But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?

In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.

If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.

“No sé si valga la pena contestarle…”, Claudia a Ayuso en Madrid

Cat Fight at the Luchenbach Kalten Show

Chapter Won : tu abuelita en bicicleta

How to Berimbau without sounding like an asshole.

Breaking in El País, Mexican presidenta invites Spanish King to Churubusco. Madrid is furiosa and insist on referring to El Sud as “hispanic” leaving Brazil out of the concept of Latinoamérica on account that Samba no Parla le SPICK-oh.

⚽… Take Five bossa-nova

The Gall Spain 📍the Gall

Meanwhile back at the ranch, it’s “Fuck The Po-lice”

And in particular, fuck all them rent-a-cops… “I’m your Huckleberry.”

I said it once at The Préfecture de Cité : monkey sees ∴ monkey does like Ewes always knew.

 

Cocksuckers at Monoprix™ wish that they were “American” and qualify for the I.C.E. welfare program at the T.S.A.

https ://elpais .com /madrid /2026-03-18 /ayuso-no-secunda-al-rey-en-la-polemica-con-mexico-por-la-conquista-abusos-los-que-cometian-los-aztecas-contra-los-autoctonos

America the nazi.

 

™~. … and little ol’Eye is talking about the niggers that work there, not necessarily the black Volk from Africa.

Truck talk

Now ; right about now, Uncle Jesse would be rolling in his grave, but knowing Boss Hogg down in Hazzard, i know that the General Lee is not going to be happy about gas prices but then that is what Bo and Luke voted for, an American pie… and off-course, the “draining of the swamp” and the end to politicians running stocks before Kentucky.

🎶 Out in Luchenbach, Texas, nobody’s feeling no pain 🍞

County fried neighborhoods.

And now, the moment Ewe’ve all been waiting 4 ♠️

A Whole lotta Fuckery going On, and then there’s the Baseball angle inside of Nicolás Maduro’s jail cell in Manhattan.

It’s Time To Say Goodbye… Arepa 🫓 beats Marinara 🍝 Sauce… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

But seriously Volks, who da’Fuck is Nino Ferrer and who told that prick to go crazy with the cheese-whiz on them cornichons? But most importantly, what-with-all of Donald John Trump’s call-for-help in that fucking STRAIGHT  [1♠️, 2 ♠️, 3♠️, 4♠️]  in Iran, ain’t it a Bitch when your team goes beyond the call of Aaron Judge’s “ringraziamentos” to make an example out of Mexicans only to be relegated to the 3rd place in the tournament of beis⚾.

Trump Gestapo-wannabe chief Greg Bovino to retire, the “commander-at-large” leaves with the backbents of his Nazi-looking trench 🧥 coat between his legs.

The GWAR on ‘Tiques Report… A History of FAKE valor on The Trump beeping sound on MS NOW BC 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟… 🇨🇺

 

Park life… looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy with Blur in the Seine.

Ol’ the peep ol’ — so many peep ol’ 🩸

 

Sources close to Ithica relay that indeed, “goddamn right it’s a beautiful day » period! And if Ewe’s been paying Attention then you know that NOW is time to go back to Los Feliz where Griffith J. Griffith is off-course looking at the stars.

Hoy no hubo poli-ticks… only Italian Meatballs without a Country en Venecia Beach.

And, Katty Kay, is that deep green youse wearing the same shade like the one that Al Pacino wore on/in Serpico?

Irrrrr-regardless nigga! De cualquier manera cuenta 🧮

¡Joder, Susana Poveda!

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings, period!

The “entertainer” was a fag.

 

Never gonna give you up, pero por favor, no insistas. You of all sirens should know that i’ve developed a dislexic heart, but regardless Robin, ain’t no murciélago 🦇 gonna replace Barbara on the White Nights

It ain’t over until Butch sings