Meanwhile back at the ranch, it’s “Fuck The Po-lice”

And in particular, fuck all them rent-a-cops… “I’m your Huckleberry.”

I said it once at The Préfecture de Cité : monkey sees ∴ monkey does like Ewes always knew.

 

Cocksuckers at Monoprix™ wish that they were “American” and qualify for the I.C.E. welfare program at the T.S.A.

https ://elpais .com /madrid /2026-03-18 /ayuso-no-secunda-al-rey-en-la-polemica-con-mexico-por-la-conquista-abusos-los-que-cometian-los-aztecas-contra-los-autoctonos

America the nazi.

 

™~. … and little ol’Eye is talking about the niggers that work there, not necessarily the black Volk from Africa.

Truck talk

Now ; right about now, Uncle Jesse would be rolling in his grave, but knowing Boss Hogg down in Hazzard, i know that the General Lee is not going to be happy about gas prices but then that is what Bo and Luke voted for, an American pie… and off-course, the “draining of the swamp” and the end to politicians running stocks before Kentucky.

🎶 Out in Luchenbach, Texas, nobody’s feeling no pain 🍞

County fried neighborhoods.

And now, the moment Ewe’ve all been waiting 4 ♠️

A Whole lotta Fuckery going On, and then there’s the Baseball angle inside of Nicolás Maduro’s jail cell in Manhattan.

It’s Time To Say Goodbye… Arepa 🫓 beats Marinara 🍝 Sauce… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

But seriously Volks, who da’Fuck is Nino Ferrer and who told that prick to go crazy with the cheese-whiz on them cornichons? But most importantly, what-with-all of Donald John Trump’s call-for-help in that fucking STRAIGHT  [1♠️, 2 ♠️, 3♠️, 4♠️]  in Iran, ain’t it a Bitch when your team goes beyond the call of Aaron Judge’s “ringraziamentos” to make an example out of Mexicans only to be relegated to the 3rd place in the tournament of beis⚾.

Trump Gestapo-wannabe chief Greg Bovino to retire, the “commander-at-large” leaves with the backbents of his Nazi-looking trench 🧥 coat between his legs.

The GWAR on ‘Tiques Report… A History of FAKE valor on The Trump beeping sound on MS NOW BC 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟… 🇨🇺

 

Park life… looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy with Blur in the Seine.

Ol’ the peep ol’ — so many peep ol’ 🩸

 

Sources close to Ithica relay that indeed, “goddamn right it’s a beautiful day » period! And if Ewe’s been paying Attention then you know that NOW is time to go back to Los Feliz where Griffith J. Griffith is off-course looking at the stars.

Hoy no hubo poli-ticks… only Italian Meatballs without a Country en Venecia Beach.

And, Katty Kay, is that deep green youse wearing the same shade like the one that Al Pacino wore on/in Serpico?

Irrrrr-regardless nigga! De cualquier manera cuenta 🧮

¡Joder, Susana Poveda!

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings, period!

The “entertainer” was a fag.

 

Never gonna give you up, pero por favor, no insistas. You of all sirens should know that i’ve developed a dislexic heart, but regardless Robin, ain’t no murciélago 🦇 gonna replace Barbara on the White Nights

It ain’t over until Butch sings

Lesson in Civics for Lori del Hostal de Télématin³—$weet merci.

Later in the programming.

³~. Deer, Lori… Eye told you last Friday (the 13th) that fleas don’t do well on the skin of Xoloitzcuintli, but they sure will stick very nicely on that Golden Lab from Nice, 06000 CEDEX.

Surfer Collaboration with BRICE de NICE.

 

… y mañana, well mañana is Tuesday in Rome (Georgia) but right now it’s “Something completely different” with Level 42 of the Department of GWAR lessons in douanes, with your hosts, Alexis de Tocqueville and Captain Tariff.

… Roman Anthony, could there be a more arrogant name in Baseball? Gooooo, U.S.A.. seriously, go back home to Bean town.

https ://www .mlb .com /world-baseball-classic/news/italy-venezuela-semifinal-world-baseball-classic-matchup-francisco-cervelli

And is it not convenient, JUST IN TIME for Team Italy’s ruling that tells millions with Italian roots that they have lost the right to citizenship as ROMA closes the door on citizenship by descent ; ascendencia if you speak–ah-the–spick.

Effective immediatly, Argentinians lose all Italian-credibility ; as of March 14, 2026, all argentinos who arrived to América on “the boat” cease to be “Roman” and become simple “Criollos”, same goes to Brazilians but to thier credit, Brazilians don’t go around the world walking like they are the last Coca~Cola™ in the Arabian and Great Salt Desert.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/03/14 /italy-closes-door-on-citizenship-by-descent

⚾ that pitch right there is your cue, CAMILO CIENFUEGOS, our 🇨🇺 turns its lonely i’s to Ewe.

Irrrrr-regardless nigga!!!

La Espada de Bolívar, ahora en Castellano

Note to Eugene Daniels: act yo’Age not your shoe size 💋

https ://www .theguardian .com /2025/dec/19 /chile-jose-antonio-kast-pinochet :

The fact that a Pinochet admirer won shows that the current generation has forgotten or does not know enough about the horrific crimes committed during the dictatorship.”

En Chile, al chile yo (Armando Segovia) siempre lo he dicho, en Chile no hay memoria. En Chile hay puro Discurso chileno. 🇨🇱 It’s like they are almost Texans, if the blue square swings to the right-bottom of the thick red horizontal bar (with the Lone Star shifted down to center) or, Polish if the Lone Star square is completely White-ed-out like so 🇵🇱. Either way, Chileans have no memory since the days when Bob Evans could make a call from PARAMOUNT to the State Department and have Kissinger on the phone in less than the fifteen minutes of Fame of a POLITICAL SPEECH at The Oscars.

… para la memoria pues : Just for fun, said Trump to the PARAMOUNT exec, get me the head of Speedy González.

 

En fin… the Secretary of Health and Human Services just went into the bathroom, hurry up and Ketch-up, and don’t let Pablo Neruda readers “get behind the 8 ball” on account that the Secretary is on his way to the loo 🚽 and y’all know that the motherfucker snorts that shit straight from the toilet seat.

🎱~. https ://www .npr .org /2025/11/19 /poll-democrats-republicans-trump-approval-inflation

As a child during family reunions, RFK Jr. would lick all of the lollipops in front of his little cousins knowing damn well that Caroline, and the rest of the functional Kennedys, wouldn’t touch the kiddie treats, leaving little Robert with all the spoils of germ warfare.

Over at the Juanita Tolivar³ show, it’s “Not Now Simón”. The story of how the letter T shunt the letter S in Juanita’s name.

https ://www .npr .org /2025/04/13 /save-act-married-women-vote-rights-explained

³~. Sorry if Eye mispelled your name, Juanita Tolliver ; it’s for artisinal purposes meaning that it’s a win-win sort’a situation.

 

As promised, “Something completely different”

Note to Eugene Daniels… Öüï’s not gonna mess with no red dress 👗 today, but nigga!!! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï is going to bring “the sauce”, what’s wrong with you? Eye hopes that you brought an apron cus’ youse got onion-cutting duty in Oman.

People Are Giving Camels Botox to Cheat at Beauty Pageants…

No sea Delicados 🚬 if Ewe can’t afford CAMELS chupe Faros.

https ://www .popularmechanics .com /culture /camel-botox-pageant

In local news, The Onion, yes Le Gorafi, those layered motherfuckers wish that fiction was stranger than the truth.

No Sole will save your SOUL, Marco Rubio.

 

Hoy no hubo Elvis :

Walk a mile in oversized shoes… in the ghetto [🌬️ in the ghetto 🎶]

On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto³
(In the ghetto)

³~. Sources close to Bertha (ain’t that a royal bearded bitch?) relayed that her mama barked.

 

 

11 of U.S. dead and one French… but you better not kill the groove

“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.

A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.

All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump

… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur

And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?