1971 : we now return to “Schindler’s List is not The Shoah” and I am not a Chicano, querido paisano

Entonces pues Sirem y Aram, before little ol’ i reveals to you two what youse has to do with this rollo³, Eye is going to switch it over to the University of Texas at El Paso, where Öüï’s going to separate his wetbacks, from his pochos and ex-comunicate his Chicanos from the students of Prof. Roderic Ai Camp in Pomona:

Nice Dreams, but before i pass it over to Wikipedia for a quick overview of “what is the definition of a pocho?” Öüï sample the great Cheech Marin, the actor, activist and stand-up comedian who ÉVIDEMENT is a card-carrying Chicano ; Richard Anthony Marin on the other side of East L.A. is the son of a U.S. Navy veteran, later turned cop, so “Cheech” is in fact an American Citizen, regardless if he [Cheech] may or may not be a pocho.

Rodolfo de la Garza, an American political scientist, said that when he requested a job interview from the Mexican government in 1971, he was denied by officials who told him that he “was a traitor to Mexico and … not really a Mexican“… so one could perhaps imagine a pregnant paisana (1971 in L.A.) trying to get an aristocratic Mexican Consulate bureaucrat in Fantastic L.A. to give her information about how to register her soon to be born American Citizen child for obtaining a Mexican citizenship, Aussie.

Entonces pues, Prof. Belmonte en Évry-Saclay… i (Armando Segovia) hopes that your excelencias at the S.L.A.M. don’t take this in the wrongful way, which is to say, trolling your essay in professor Gauthier’s anthology “Réfugiés Médias”, titled :  La frontière mexicaine, aujourd’hui. Cine-Narco Borders (2022). On the contrary, y como diría mi tío Geemán Cipriano, “a mi también me gustan las tortas de puerco”.

To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

A non-traditional “mentada de madre” y aunque usted no lo crea³

³~. Zeppelin goes here :
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /sheinbaum-presenta-asesores-para-aplicar-el-fracking-no-tradicional-sin-dañar-el-ecosistema de la embajada de México en London Town.

Musical Guest:

Mick and The Rolling 🛘 Roaches 🪳

¡Hostias con vos, gilipollas! — Ewe see what y’all make me do!

 

This is a song about los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard en Francia, y tú mamá también.

Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena during an official event as Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Photo: Instagram @embamex_gbr

 

En fin volks, let Volkswagens be Beetles, right now Öüï is going to catch-up with Claudia Sheinbaum in Spain, not sure if the president’s is going to arrive through La Puerta de Alcalá or Carabanche !!! Nada, dice doña Claudia que’lla arribará por el Josep Tarradellas — El Prat 🛬… “pos’ ni’que fuera el papa!” pointed the Mexican presidenta, haciéndose Pendeja with the Powerpoint presentation about “the good” fracking.

Give Em# some Quarter and Ketch-up. Now if you are wondering why that good looking chap who coincidentally, looks a lot like a young MANUEL BARTLETT DÍAZ, is part of this B-grade Telenovela, well that’s on account of the friendship that a relative of CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI and former ambassador to Queen Elizabeth II has with the Brazilian ex-wife of Jimmy Page, that’s why ; that’s why the LED is out.

 

En contexto for the un-initiated, the lines that are currently being written on this most non-consequential blog were intended to be (16 years ago) a TV Novelas-style reading companion to  the Mexican political biographies, 1884-1934 of Roderic Ai Camp.

I’ve been there before, any 🦉 hoot … I asked for José Feliciano and Emilie Munera smacked a RED NOSE on Rodolphe for the middle of April in Paris, un-fucking-belivable.

 

As time went on, the six-year project began to take different qualities such as those worthy of a B- movie 🎥 documentary look of what was supposed to be rendered with the advantage of a rear-view-mirror review of the 2012 Mexican Election, which coincidentally lined up with the U.S. and French presidential elections, but then, well then the Mexican Political Biographies 1935-2009 began to sabotage every aspect of both my professional and personal life, but that’s another *churro.

Un churro de la biblioteca Lumière… formally at Beaubourg (Paris-Centre).

Meanwhile at the b.p.i. at Lumière, things are looking bleek, toilettes are for the most part broke and the interwebs are infected by a “new world” virus, but what really irk’s Mí, though, it’s that there is no Roderic Ai Camp in/on the catalog, so Öüï’s gonna have to break into “La Casa de México” en Cité Universitaire del 14emè… it’s the only way to find out who Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena is, and why Claudia’s predecessor from El PRIcambrico 🦖 gave her a foreign post in la bendita, “4ª Transformación” de López Obrador, who?

In a world where Joshua (🇮🇱) was a nazi-SION-alist…

Breaking in Paris, Vanessa Paradis commissioned R.F.K. Jr. to cut Donnie Deutsch’s genetalia. Sources close to Captain Jack Sparrow relay that Donnie‘s nuts will hang on display at a yet-to-be released straight on Madison Avenue in Manhattan.

 

Objects in Hebron are closer than Dachau!

But don’t believe me, i mean believe former U.S. Congressman for some district in the State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, sources close to his Nantucket neighbors rumored that the government is going around passively pushing the auto industry in Detroit (of all places!) to stop production of comercial vehicles and shift the lines to the manufacturer of military vehicles, precisely to get us, the good volks, into a stretch in The Middle East.

https ://www .trt🇹🇷world .com / volkswagen-s-israel-deal-mirrors-its-darkest-chapter-with-nazi-germany

Issy-Eye-knows that it’s true, trtworld . com is a right biased Turkish site, but that doesn’t take away from the aforementioned headline.

Any 🦉 hoot volks, do keep in mind that the Marjolena Portenkalten-Comedie shows write themselves, i just line Em# up like a Model T assembly line 🛤️ 💀

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/apr/15 /russ-vought-budget-hearing

Nazi-lovin’ Joshua, and Sarah, Eye bets that Isaac is laughing 😂 NOW on/at NBC, eh!

 

Trust Mí, Eye is not a doctor but Öüï did get royally fucked by one at Issy-les-Moulineaux.

Possum Kingdom ; so help Mí, Jesus.

Over at the Poker Museum at Issy-les-Moulineaux, LIVE NATION was found to be playing, Dirty Pool.

In memory of Gary Webb — Los Super Capos

Dark Alliance : Season in Hell ; Episode Three

When morena Pigs drill — “Yo no busco, encuentro!” Pablo Picasso is said to have utter them words there, not sure if Picasso was “finding¹” things or, affirming that he hated meetings²… irregardless, Eye is still commemorating Paul McCartney’s opportunity to write about Devil’s Island and to drink to Pablo Picasso’s health on the madrugada* that Pablo Picasso went to sleep and never woke up.

Encontrar

¹~. Transitive verb.
²~. Phrasal verb

Let Mí Tell Ewe, how it will be : TAXMAN

 

*~. Three o’Clock in the mo’ning.

https ://www .grillada-libre . com / el-retorno-del-verguillas-d’ANAPRA

🎶 Évry-body knows that the dice are loaded

Pump Up The Volume because on the menu it’s Gumbo a base de cola 🪗 de sirenas.

Évry-body knows — Las Delicias del Poder

 

Ai’ght now, pay attention now ‘cus Öüï’s going to Riverside on the San Brdo. side of La Road to Cucamonga con escala en el Rancho Moreno, any 🦉 hoot, Évry-body knows that Pedro y Pablo eran hermanos, but Mí will get to that camioneta negra³ after touching base with Puebla de Zaragoza vía Chicago… sin olvidar San Luís Río Colorado, como lo hizo “un matutino” on the Indio side of Riverside.

³~. Or was that camioneta 🛻 ‘grey’ con Placas de Guadalajara… who could know? Knot Mí, maybe Charlotte Bibring knows, she’s drunk like a piano—knot Mí… ask Stephanie Daniel (she’s our 💉 héroïne 🪡  for today).

Los Super Capos, Season in The Abyss : Épisode Tú. Synopsis : the producers plasman como Dr. Trump is to Jesus Christ like Dr. Dre is to the field of Medicine.

Previously on “Los Super Capos”, Homelander was about to celebrate Cinco de Mayo weekend in Ivry, not Èvry.

Now, SIREM y ARAM are probably wondering right about now “que vela 🕯️ tienen ellos que ver” en este episodio, on account that they are not even brothers, and they certainly don’t drive a fucking “furgoneta noir” vers la bendita Sorbonne de la economía nuestra de cada día. Eye says don’t worry about it by the time that Öüï hits Redlands, Riverside will be in the back of my rearview mirror as i (Armando Segovia) hits Corona.

 

Brussel sprouts are Évil

“Schindler’s List is not The Shoah”, and I am not a Chicano, bay-bee!

Over in Pennsylvania, George’s Méliès walks into an attic, hilarity ensues when “Gugusse and the Automaton” are watching the Dark Side of Pink Floyd.

In this section, Eye is going to head on over to Évry, where the S.L.A.M.³ there has nothing to do with “la Culture Rapide ” de Belleville, and a lot with Cine-Narco and a thing that “La India María” calls « la transTEXTualisación » de los pochos en El Chamizal, ese.

Los Super Capos (1998)

… pero sí, Marjolena Portier-Kaltenbach, if you want to learn who Ewe are, don’t read that—R.E.A.D. this because this is the “heavy-heavy” Narco sound.

 

³~. Synergies Langues Arts et Musique de l’université d’Evry-Saclay, vía Brigitte Gauthier, she runs the “réfugiés transmédia” of the S.C.R.I.P.T. there.

En fin, here’s tomorrow’s news NOW.

The Simpson-ification of Télématin… blame it on Harry.

Never mind laicism, here comes Blasfemia Republicana

Today’s show is sponsored by the color BLUE

And in Washington… Jonathan Lemire just got an Ear full earful from none other than Amy, Amy, Amy. Only on Democracy Now, “the war on peace report”.

 

Hallelujah, that is quite the arch you got there, Mme. Secret-ary,

 

Confucius says :

Jesus! That motherfucker owes Mí five bucks!!!

Western Civilization for Dummies

 

Up next, it’s “impossible snapshots”, in this section Chris Hayes, from The Chris Hayes Show, reminisce about the time that the statue of President Abraham Lincoln was filled with 🗿so much hot  lava via the ear 👂🏼 canal that lava spewed out of our greatest president 🤮 mouth.

The H-factor on Trump’s colon straight.

Orban is dead*, Democracy got hungry in Hungary

*~. Politically, anyhow.

https ://www .wordreference .com /cacareo

Vamos a la selva — oh-oh-oh—oh-oh.

En El Perú, Rafa “el porky” López and Keiko “japonesa” Fujimori are out for the run-off, y en Ormuz… en Hormuz no hay Detroit puro estrecho.

https ://www .rtve .es /noticias /20260401 /keiko-fujimori-lopez-aliaga-debate-presidencial-peru

Trump’s Fake Social dot US.

Una cosa es certera, si no cierta, siendo que la llamada “espada de Bolívar”, esa que tanto ca-ca-ra-quea la “izquierda 🧐 buena” de París, Île-de-France, y la de Parás, Nuevo León, también, can no longer hold against the ultra conservatives or even the lukewarm Right in South America, with the exception of Brazil.

A deconstruction of Orban laws follows.

En París, en París no pasa Monterrey ; y en Parás ya nadie compra el PAN francés.