I’m romancing the stone (Q.E.P.D.)

Ay, qué Carajo Calor Hace.


Me verás volar 🛩️
Por la ciudad de la furia

Día Internacional de La Siniestra Izquierda… en El Perú.

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No Hay Derecho — Otra repetición, lo mismo de siempre. Ahora con los Zurdos… Conveniencia política en las tiendas del Cuzco. Próximamente en el Parlamento Europeo… ¡Abajo Las Minas!


Soda Stereo en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México.

In local news, good news for Freddy Cats and his Noche de Los Muertos 🎹🎹🎹 en Montreuil-sur-Croix de Caballos, porque Ciudad Juárez just circled back to pre-iPhone levels and with impune carnage. But, hey! Just remember the holy grail of life:

American CALCO: Tiendas de “conveniencia”, only en el Festival de Cine Mariachi México en Re encuentro con Viva le Cinéma Mexicaine del Servicio Exterior de La Espada de Bolívar en Longchamps.

Always Look On The Brighter Side Of Death ☠️

No pun intended, but you are going to be needing a lot of coffins for the next segment.

Adventures in Translation and Interpretation presents:

How Convenient. Context is light Years behind. One thing is for sure, Mayor Gotham, en el amor y en la guerra. En el amor y en la guerra la Lucha Libre Is King, and of course, The King needs a manager, make it a Kentucky colonel.

Don’t shoot the Messenger ☿ 🐍 ☀️


Apollo news 📰 in Paris, France… HERMÈS Chronicle in Hilo, Hawaii.

And, Donna Perino… The Guy Was Shot Dead, “animals are great”, nobody got hurt because of the paperwork on the frame, said That guy on the Pirro Show. Note to The Five: the JUDGE will be recovering from a wild night in Ohio. She got nailed, or something like that, anyhow: Stare At The Sun as much as you feel like.

Wet moccasins, Marbles Gargles got Cottonmouth breath.

That’s not a pantufla, Jesus! That there is a moccasin on My Pillow 🇺🇲

Alphard Rushdie

And, Katie Benner…

Previously on Jesus on Safari: animal taxidermists are great.


Viva El Paso on the rocks 🥃

…  Bring Mí the Q.

You say tomato 🍅, Eye says tómate esta botella con Ming Oh.

Judge Pirro’s muffin🧁joins Morning Joe

Previously on The Inland Empire 🇬🇹, CaNaDa 🇨🇦got in on the action and like the Spaniards 🇪🇦from a long ⛵ long ⛵ time ⛵ ago, the CaNuCs got a return profit on their investment with the First Three containers carrying the loot from La Sierrita 🇲🇽 to their excellion vaults.

🎶 Como a las once s’embarca Pundita, se va’Enbarcar en un buque de Vapor… Los Cadetes de Linares, with special guest, Carlos y José.

But First!!!

The Peoples Republic of The New York Times

It’s right there in front of your EYES, you dumb country-fried hijo de Martín Lutero 🇩🇪, Katie Benner is a deep undercover Deli dealer working for the Communist 🇨🇳 Party!!!! I mean if I had gone to Venezuela following that snapshot that I took of Luis Posada Carriles, I could have saved a Circumnavigation Voyage in Nice, France, take a closer look, the resemblance between Malinches is uncanny, sorry Pomona, but Öüï’s talking about “having zero idea” on what to do next:

And, Katie Benner… is it Trou 🕳️ that “The Monk Bought Lunch? »

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While there, she wrote freelance for the Beijing Review,[1] a publication controlled by the Chinese Communist Party,[3] about everything from monks to music.[4]


Señor Felipe El Sentado, I would ask you to Tell Me a Tale about cowboys, but even The Legend of Zorro is based on MURRIETA’S COUNTY, en Sonora, México, not from Chile 🇨🇱 like that puto Neruda 🧐 claimed, that Joaquín Murrieta hailed from.

Nailed it!

Come sail a guey… On The Hindenburg because Zeppelin goes here 🔥🔥🔥


What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa
What’s new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Pussycat, pussycat
I’ve got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you


Make Love knot Gwar… and give Peas a chance and the auto-correct is MEA culpa. Mi Agüita Amarilla follows, LIVE from the MONUMENTAL PLAZA DE TOROS Mar-a-Lago, is it a Mar (sea) or a Lago (lake)? Who knows! It could be a swamp for All Öüï knows. Lock-Him-Up!, Lock-Him-Up!, Lock-Him-Up!…

And now, a Word from the Dallas Set. JR is the good guy now and BJ McKay just spanked Bear Bryant, his pet [monkey] from The University of AlaBama.

Deer, Fox faggot… and don’t ask Mí anything more

Here’s your intent… Donald Trump is not above the JUDGE!!!

Here’s your Thyme-delayed birthday present, Judge: Mika Brzezinski just admitted that the Election Was Stolen!



Hey, Judge Pirro, do you like cunniligus? Eye loves it.  Let Mí show you, eh?

Hey Judge, Pirro… You are looking sexy Tonight, fuck the affidavit, let’s eat each other Judge, it’s circular you know what!!!

That red tie fellow is knot good for you, Judge… Let’s exchange juices.

Let me hunt you, Judge!!! You know you want me to… What with those punditz  next to Donna…

I want my face in your MUFFIN

Cum on JUDGE…

Four Eyes included, Donna may join… Wanna see the Frame?

I Want You… I want you so bad it’s driving Mí wild.


Let me use you, Judge, without Kapital.. let me be your Whole Fud!

¡Oye, Geraldo, jingo this jingle-LO-ba-lo: Animals are great

A They In The Life:

Love for birdie 😙🏸… That’s like an entire Rock an Roll Circus from The Rolling Stones after a Hard Day’s NIGHT and Day at The Cavern.

The GAP on  the argument: fuck you ChinaNuevo León.

Shut’em Down.


Jesús en Safari… aquéllas pequeñas cosas

Young People are 🌱

note to Editors, with regards to the lead:  Öüï decided to change the ORDER of the ExcLAmation sign from down and out to up and Fuck You!

Como un gaviota, doña Anne, haga usted de cuenta, any how the Moon is in Full Phase. Time now.

_not to be confused with El Bajari de la 16 casi esquina con las tres cruces, not Las Cruces al otro lado del Cruce en Sta. Teresa y Lomas deL poLEO.

Intermedio con los vibra-mecs:

Chapman can only stand the story time en La Generación Pop for Five minutes at The Dakota… “don’t you know Öüï’$ talking about a Revolution on Sunday Bloody Sunday? STUPIDOS!

For context, since there won’t be a “podcast” for posterity, on today’s date, the station above retransmitted Sunday’s show before noon, yada, yada, yada, the Mecs closed with Tracey Chapman and followed wit You Tú.

Shut’em down follows!


Note to Geraldo Rivera:

Hola, Boricua! Now you might be wondering how “Imagine a Dragoon” fits on this Barbie, well, you empty-safebox-broadcasting foo, You, of all the cock sucker’s at FOX News walked next to Lennon, and these are my Credentials:

32 Flavors, and then some 🍦

It has nothing to do with the faggety French Foreign Legion, if you should need further references, go to Olympia, Washington, and ask for Axl’s Patch, the 32nd AR Regiment to be precise, it’s the same one from Friedberg, Kräutsland, you know, ELVIS’S patch. In case youse a Young American who needs to be reminded what a 5.56 NATO Round is supposed to do. Not a funny sight to see.

Not to be outdone by Joan, Jean that motherfucker— pulled out “Ces petits choses”, Sin embargo, la « génération pop ” anda de vacaciones EN LAS Colonias del imperio de l’Académie française.

La Belle Époque des 2020'$

La Belle Époque des 2020’$… The Roaring Twenties

Ladies in Gemini — Venues de Venus

Yeah baby, she’s Got It…

Many Ales, at a mountain top.

Pollux just got a warm fuzzy, I’m Sirius and Heillemann is a fag who fills Christmas Stockings 🧦 with Scorpions 🦂 from Durango… sooooooo, You Better Watch Out and stay clear from the MISSILE TOW.

The Fifth Rutle. 🎵 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah—Yeah!!!

Eye bets that Heillemann thought that Öüï was going to go with 🔥 Norwegian Would🔥, eh?

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Ilham Omar Rules —

Pantuflas for Christ!!!

Lithium mining creates homelessness


Guadalajara en un llano México en una laguna

Source: El Real Diccionarios panhispánico de Dudas (knot Deudas).

Note to Joe:

Our condolences to Morning Mika for the recent annihilation of Morning Joe by the Department of Transportation. It is clear that the Secy. leads from the front and doesn’t let NBC send a jet for the Set… like a, BLOODY MARY-sippin’, Private Corporate Jet Traveling pundit with a blonde for-a-wife does.

In the words of Saint Pete: to the people of France, I would like to say that Morning Joe was like a gift to the human race. We share in the pain but we also thank you for this gift to civilization… The Secy. of Transportation.

Deer, Congressperson Scarborough, your rabid dog analogy is stupid, the last thing that a RABID dog is thinking honing of in on when that canine is MAD, is food. Same goes for a Drunk Spending Socialist… Joe, Joey 🦘, !Pepé!!! For Crying out loud, a drunken Socialist is probably the most extreme example of a tightwad, next to a Jew in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico. Évry body knows that CEMEX no ‘dispara’ ni En Defensa Propia.

Here, let me Square your Alabama-latte-moonshine with a full moon…

Wait for it, wait…

And starring as the Black Knight ♟️, Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough, Comte de la vache d’Orleans… Any how, Reverend Al: And, Pete, NBC will figure it out, alas, on the BC part, not sure about the Nuclear part.

But FO’ist!!! We ketch-up with Katty Kay, and Adrienne Elrod is ‘dressed in Black,’ and Eye’s feeling Blue, tell Mí, Virgo, what can Eye do, tell me, Oh what can Eye do. Eye is not an astrologist because that’s as legit as a Knight at the Movies.

… and Katty Kay, Florence is above the Law when it comes to Israel. I’m Sirius, by Franco-Mexican standards, Florence is above Israel. But then Öüï is talking about a Colonial power and a Banana Republic, any how, Katty Kay I love the way you always line up your wardrobe with my frames.

Live from the ISS, it’s when the Moon hits your Ays like-ah big ol’gad fly, that’s a-more eh.

1.1.2. Las palabras llanas ( acento, 1.2b) llevan tilde cuando no terminan en -n, en -s o en vocal: clímax, hábil, tándem. También se acentúan cuando terminan en -s precedida de otra consonante: bíceps, cómics, fórceps; y cuando terminan en -y, pues esta letra se considera consonante a efectos de acentuación: póney, yóquey.

Range equals Llano.

Previously at The Fountain of Youth, Ximénez was at it

Deer, Jonathan LeMire, goat is to Bambi as dog is to Wolf. Just sayin’.

For context, mister Baldy (John Heilleman*) filled in for The Wallace last night in Babylon 2, long story short the City Slicker could not tell the difference between a 🐕 cocker spaniel and a Pharm Animal, and what’s worst, the son of a bitch classified said Farm Animal 🐐 with venison meat.

By the power vested in Mí by Cardinal Ximénez, John Heilleman ass is to be tickled-to-death with a feather 🪶 by monSignor Ed Rooney aka Jeffrey Jones.

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You’re Poison 🧟 mister Trump.

And in the role of Alice Cooper, the baddest Rack with a wooden gavel in Taiwan, Nancy Pelosi. Madame Speaker joins the Comfy Chair at The Morning Mika Show.

There’s more to the picture than what that middle stripe from the weekend before Christmas 2021 shows… a Saturday night to be precise in case the intrepid Paywall at Mediapart wants to do A SHOE LEATHER reporting verification with the people who store the records of what happens around their pristine Parisian blocks.
Any how skip your ‘viSion’ below 👇 this cutline for a synopsis of the follow-up to a night of fun between a dozen or so dwarfs and Sexy Sadie at a nice little place called Le Terriene d’aventure just in front of the Colonne Médicis.

~. For the record, Goggle Maps has the “Basketball court” where Le Terrienne d’aventure pin 📍 is supposed to be dropped by the app. The link is a reference marker to plot the landmark.

Sinópsis for the night of December the 18th of 2022…

An undocumented homeless man finishes his nightly coffee break at a Place Where Évry body knows your name and heads over to this reference point where he thinks that he will lay his head for the night, or at least part of it anyhow. En route, he seems to be the only one who notices an intoxicated Anglo-american young woman surrounded by a dozen or so, men. Things would go downhill for the young woman in the following two hours. The time is between 22h and Midnight in CET. Not a cop stirring, not a creature walking by gave a fuck, until the girl was carried out of Le Terrienne d’Aventure right along this reference point just below Mars and Taurus:

The French named a fucking cheese after it, fuckers even put an accent on all that 👃 funk, Carlin said it was funny, and Öüï agrees, let US have some fun with the Two Inquisitors at the Centre Pompidou (médical wing of a Brave New World, with black feet and even a Darker heart).

… Many Ales, the breakfast of champions, drink an Ale a They—Break a Safe any day, better than spinach, Mike Barnacles, —you son of a bitch!.

Previously on, “It’s not RAID, it’s a Blue Öyster” question mark.

All Eye Kneads on my Comfy Chair is to GO DE Pinta* with an Ale A Day.

And, Madame Hidalgo this is what a TANgent looks like

Told y’all that I Was Focusing on A RACK!!! You FOOLZ!!! Ha-Ha Ha Ha-Ha Ja Ja Ja!!!

Unclassified ♉ fighting… It’s KNOT a STING, Gordon Sullivan and LA NIÑA y LA PINTA FOLLOWS… SANTA MARÍA!!!


³~. Do not try to adjust your settings, mister Rey de Le Bon at The Biblioteca that Alice Copper built. And here is why, Kenneth:


You Must Read The Following with a David Ike’s “Saturn is Knot what Ewe thinks that, IT!, is”, voice… 👽👹🧟

…on account that Saturn, as the Cassinni Space Probe proved, Saturn 🪐 is a 📻 Freq, it’s trou! And with that in mind, we catch The Programming already in progress.

…. [B]ecause the Spanish Inquisition reads David Ike like Monty Phyton narrates The Beatles. And if you ignore that statement, as any SciencesPo/Sorbonne — ESCP/FreeMason at rue Cadet does, please be advised that you might end up indoctrinated into Mr. Mason’s « Family » in The France post Charles De Gaulle.

With that in mind, Cousin Joe, HOW DARE YOU, you son of a bitch! How Dare You 🥋 please be advised that you can’t have it both ways. You cannot be anti-CUBA and at the Same Time (motherfucker) wish that somehow Fidel Castro was running the Taliban just so that The Military Industrial Complex could negotiate and build aGuantanamoclone in Afghanistan, now that a Hellfire missile confirmed a new version of The Barbudos Baseball League  in that UNOCAL 76 local.

Capitalism is not going to succumb like Communism did in the Ewe Es Es Ar, Capitalism is just going to expose the failure of the “so-called” Greatest Generation that followed the collapse of La France del général Pétain y el Japón de los abuelitos de Fujimori 🇵🇪.

BASS! How Low Can You Go? with the Reverend Al Sharpton. But first, What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?³.


Never mind the tip on that hypotenuse, it’s a circumcised conundrum wrapped in a radical “casita” like the one used for solving las divisiones ➗ knot √

And, Katty Kay… Please remind Admiral Stradivarius that Öüï is not in charge of the themes we just go with the frequency³ .


… This week’s theme is REPLAY. As in, Elides Ochoa (una bonita disculpa por mal eskreber su nomenclatura señor) is on replay tonight at Seven.

Across The Atlantic

Today is your birthday, happy birthday to you. But the Théâtre is closed… véngase con El Grito and enter through the Concessions Stand 🍿

And, PussyKat, the tail on that there Scorpion is not a Sting, it’s a Blue Öyster Club question mark.

Al Tope con La Rue de Metz, 10éme