Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

Raphaël Parenti at Emmaüs cannot allow me to lie

Raphaël was on vacation at the time… but i, Armando Segovia, will get to that shortly because right now, well right now Alan Riding is making his way to the NEW and IMPROVED, high speed—low drag, NOS³Miami ‘vice’ Magic” speed boat where the wife of a former French president and a victim of the French Judicial System are waiting to be taken away… waiting to they.

³~. 🏍️ Nitrous 🏎️ oxide 🚤 system.

Presumed Innocence

For the record, a few weeks ago i, Armando Segovia, digitally signed a French government form swearing upon my honor that i, among other things, would not insult or offend the French Republic ; “Roger that,” is the response call in tactical radio communications that relays an affirmative acknowledgement. Entonces pues amigo GEORGE at Mains Libres, to put it in laymans terms i reckon that if the greatest gift that say, an immigrant scientist « por ejemplo » can offer his/her host nation is technological innovation or some sort of disease erradication depending of course on the field that got them accross the threshold of any given French consulate’s door around the world, then for a person in the field of Communication, in my case journalism, exposing corruption from the territories that i came from should be the gold standard… unless of course, mister Darmanin, France is a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE like México and The U.S.A

PLAY  BALL! — motherfuckers.

Oh, Frida Kahlo if only, if only la pinche ironía would paint itself… the so-called “Mexican Wave” took place at a baseball game in California in 1981 between the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees. Started by George Henderson, Krazy for his local “Athletics” en LA UNION TEPITO on the other side of The Atlantic (pp. 52-68) of the May 2026 magazine edition Vol. 337-No. 5, period!

 

Mexicans chase a world record wave – but is the trend even Mexican?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2026/06/06 /alan-riding-dead … as an AMERICAN he showed me how to TELL the MEXICAN STORY, and yes, i proved in FRANCE that Mexicans are ashamed of their NACOS… o como diría el difunto Jorge Saldaña en la otrora, Radio La Nueva República :

On his pages, he analyzed history, politics, economics, and national cultural contradictions. Among the most quoted passages is the observation: « Proud of its indigenous past, Mexico seems ashamed of its indigenous present ».

The Meat Puppets… a new form of Es•clavi•tud, or how Michael Peña is working the details on how to normalize the new slaves en La Colonia Roma, “just make sure” that the Columbia School of Journalism approves the story and nevermind la Ig•no•mi•nia de las narco olympiads and the swindled FIFA tournament of crooks.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/06/07 /fallecio-el-periodista-y-escritor-alan-riding-a-los-82-anos

 

An honest Scot and an Iraqi ⚽ crack be damned

 

Over at FRANCE 2 tv, the meat puppet interviewing Stephen Spielberg about his upcoming UFO movie also “mexicanized” his pristine French “b-roll” with miserable Mexican badges… silly Frog, Öüï don’t need no corrupt badges!!!

 

In local news, sources close to Jesus “fucking” Christ relay that any fan who loves and enjoys the world’s most popular sport, and watches the 2026 FIFA World Cup cannot complain about the state of corruption in their particular neck of the woulds, because you are all complicit, except Mercedes-Benz.

 

Operation Overlord — Olive Darb³

³~. If you are not dressed in DARB you are out of uniform, drop and give Mí 50!

Rapid response? Öüï will be the JUDGE of that.

 

For the record everything below this line could have been AVOIDED if :

Alois Hitler’s parents would have used a MOTHERFUCKING condom³ sometime in the month of SEPTEMBER of 1836… also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Carlota of Mexico who was born on this day back in 1840 (you tried girl, you tried)

Olive drab not branch, maggots!

 

³~. 1965The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, prohibiting the states from criminalizing the use of contraception by married couples… hence, GODWIN’s LAW.

… and Jacqueline Alemany,  just to show Eye can bend time and space (on Wikipedia, anyhow) i’m gonna dunk one on Ewe : Gooooo SPURS!

Here’s the MOTHERFUCKING set up, it starts just a few moments ago in

1971  when The United States Supreme Court overturns the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

Get used to Nazi tattoos, it’s not Mí, it’s ISRAEL, also KEITH RICHARDS et sa BAGUE TÊTE de MORT 

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/06/07 /le-pentagone-releve-le-niveau-de-menace-de-contre-espionnage-israelien-dans-un-contexte-de-tensions-entre-donald-trump-et-benyamin-netanyahou

If Ewe like to gamble, Eye tells JEW I’m your man…

1967Six-Day War: Israeli soldiers enter Jerusalem.

La Nuit Blanche 2026 — legend

Naturally, the first response from the populace after a night of the Circus 🎪 is the Magus, o como decían en ROMA : la marcha (Issy-it’s-White).

🎾

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /le-pourquoi-du-comment-histoire/pourquoi-le-peuple-a-remplace-la-populace

La Nuit Blanche 2026… in local news, Bernadette Chirac will accompany Lyhanna to the other side and then she will join Jacques at Montparnasse… Carlos Fuentes is standing by wearing a top hat and fraq.

 

Previously on A Hard THEYS Night, it was The Night Before followed by The Morning After en La Marcha de RotoMagus (Rouen).

So by now it’s close to 3 in the morning, a policeman kindly wakes me up, and by kindly i am not being facetious becuase the cop didn’t overstep his authority, which he could have—but he didn’t… “excuse me sir,” i heard a voice asking so i knew that it wasn’t a fellow clochard waking me from whatever dream on my REM that i happened to be going through ; by now it’s the 19 of December and just as i had predicted earlier in night two hours at most was the sleep that i would get

fléau (azote) : De l’ arbre hisp. assáwṭ, et celui-ci de l’ ár. clas. sawṭ.
       1.  m . Instrument de torture fait de cordes nouées et parfois hérissé de pointes.

Besando azote by the Seine 😵‍💫

— Would you mind coming to the station? A woman told us that you might have seen a group of people inside of the park earlier in the night.

https ://dle .rae .es /azote

It was the Saturday before Noël and so maybe that was the reason why the night before not a single cop could be found around La Bourse de Pinault or the playground in Les Halles, i tried to find one or at least a mall security guard to no avail, and as i already mentioned on an earlier post the entire ordeal must have lasted at least two hours from the time that i arrived and setup camp in front of the park until finally some revelers crossed a stumbling couple 20 meters from where i was sitting on my ass.

Whip (azote) : Definition of nitrogen as in, Top Fuel Funny Cars Kickstart My Heart
         
1. Chemistry: Chemical element (symbol N; atomic number 7 ;
atomic mass 14.008)

— Are you Ok? Do you know this man?, Where are you taking her?

https ://dictionnaire .lerobert .com /definition /azote

Rapid questions from the one of the women who met the stumbling duo at the Baltard corridor which connects La Bourse with La Canopée (yellow arrow 1, on the map legend).

— « t’inquiète » … I am only helping her to the bus stop.

At that point the woman started to ask more questions and she just so happened to have looked my way and against my better judgement I discreetly waved her over with my right arm to come my way.

Sexual Healing on The Morning After… no justice no peas.

My MAINE page tú : FRANCE ⚖️

The French Elegance of Susan Collins… 🎖️

Lyhanna’s disappearance: a body, “wearing clothes similar” to the child’s, was discovered on a farm in Gers.

Issy-mister-Président… Indignez-vous ! And, don’t forget to cackle

Monsieur le Président, décernez la Légion d’honneur à Tony Palma³, d’Emmaüs

³~. Just like l’abbé Pierre got… 🎶 All Those Years Ago

MAP legend⁷ follows for 18/12/2021… at Snake Park on the MANDELA’s Garden of Les Halles ; don’t forget your baggage, you are KNOT going to like the way you look, Eye guarantees, —IT!

 

… and Jacqueline Alemany, welcome back here’s a legend in-no-particular alphabetical order :

d. Garden arch tunnel .
a. That thing there was built to look exactly like a serpent and the “thin curve” that shows from the perspective of the “google machine satellite view” is actually a little cut-out cave, perhaps representing where a snake would have it’s belly.
b. Entryway to the arch tunnel.
c. Blind area inside of the playground not visable from the outside.

or numerical logic :

Clock that

2. Easiest entry/exit into the playground after closing hours.
1. Just a regular promenade in France

Any 🦉 hoot, after the “emotion” on the pages of the highest’s of ministries in this hexagone called France, it’s Le Meximalisme” de Libération », a look back at David Guetta’s frechiefication of “la charreada at la Bpi », so go ahead, “Play Hard” and roost among your hens.

Rudo y Cursi … or how el GATT pushed MÉXICO ’86 con “la mano de dios”.

En fin DIEGO CALMARD, i see your “Tlacuache Muerto” and i raise Ewe, “Machete Amellado” para el MUNDIAL REFORMISTA, cleptocrático y nepotista de DONALD ‘infantino’ TRUMP.

You Say You Want a Revolution, or a revolving door of Clochards at Emmaüs in France?

Dedicated to Tony Palma and the  París Police (2020)…

Strip Tease Bridge… bonus point if Ewe can tell the world what “Rotomagus” means, happy travels … march on, baby march on through the Oldest Catwalk in Gaule.

 

The night before, which is to say the 18th not the 19th, is when the event went down. One thing for sure, HELP never arrived and going only by the time that i (Armando Segovia) arrived to the scene it should have been somewhere between 21h45 and 22h. At first it all seemed normal, stupid kids who jump into the Terrain d’Aventures in front of La Bourse de Commerce (Pinault’s place at Les Halles) and fuck around so at first i didn’t make anything of it because it was cold, i was tired and all that i really prayed for was that the night would be a quiet one ; which it was, except for the aforementioned group of raging hormones inside of that children’s playground at Les Halles and like i already mentioned—that thing is a pretty normal thing and the dB’s or noise levels coming from that park had nevered bothered me before, except for that one night.

For the record, the old Bourse renovations had recently been completed and the barriers that covered the circumference of that joint were removed, thus clearing the way for the steps that lead to the rear entrance of the Old Médicis place except of course for one of them “célèbres” from the quartier “Sous le ciel de Paris” who was laying there, but the motherfucker could only occupy half of the top flight of steps so i took the other end of that threshold there, Cathy said it was fine, so after the introductory knuckle exchanges between us two, the place was cleared for little ol’Mí to rest.

Relax…

For a Saturday night the pedestrian cycles walking out of the first theater in the whole wide world next to the Column and Au Pied de Cochon was were relatively slow, yet passers-by trickled so it’s not like people didn’t hear a woman’s voice screaming “no” but i reckon that the laughs and English babbles that followed just made the promeneurs dismiss any foul-thing going on… again, shenanigans at that park are pretty customary, a rite-of-passage for teens i guess, but i would not know. Even for me, it took about half an hour until the urge to urinate got a hold of my wee-öüï and it was then that i noticed that there was only one chick and enough fellows to make up a football ⚽ team.

Boresighting Procedures… got SPECS?

 

… blame the victim now, because as mister Tony Palma told me with exasperated eyes, “it’s a political thing, my hands are tied.” 🫟🖼️🎨

Jump to my MAINE page Tú…

Never mind “la tour d’Eiffel”… here comes Trump’s octogon-shaped pankration

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“It’s like a jumping castle installed for a kid’s birthday party³”, but instead of children having fun, the octagon is for the entertainment of men-children and fascists-loving sycophants at The White House’s helicopter landing pad.

https ://thepeopleshouse .org /shop

It’s All Greek To Me

 

But first, it’s LOS BURROS de TROYA, or how the Greeks learned to love ‘the inception’ of going to WAR without a Greek in The Odyssey… narrated by Cayetana “viga de jirafa” Álvarez de Toledo with musical guest, Los Nazis de Kalten-porten Basiebachs 🎶🏌🏻🎶

Albania love their long-necked birds, Chileans hate their long-NAKED searches.

 

Meanwhile in CHILE… take your clothes off, Young lady, that’s an order! In Mexico, pues en México El Instituto Mexicano del Sonido es una vil mentada de madre pare Rigo Tovar y todas las colegialas del mundo. Any 🦉 hot, club de amigos de Chile en Francia, eso se sacan por no tener MEMORIA como LA RE-SENTIDA de Marco Layera y por andarse juntando para “chacotear” con el club del CINITO MEXICANO en París, Toulouse y por supositorio, —BIARRITZ.

In case Mr. Michael Schmidt, of the Wallace household, is wondering why PINOCHET was not among Franco, Hitler, Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin, it was on account that don Augusto was busy strip-searching (CAVITY 🔎 SEARCH included) in Santiago.

 

Pass the biscuits from That Old Okolona Bridge

https ://elpais .com /chile /2026-06-04 /el-gobierno-de-kast-acusa-al-movimiento-estudiantil-de-victimizarse-tras-la-marcha-que-dejo-una-joven-herida-grave

60 monitos… it’s not personal, To Mí is Monkey Business

Ici C’est Skid Row, get back Kangaroo Lady with your Tati Bag, and that shopping cart 🛒 wearing Mario’s make-up, get back to Australia, —Kangaroo Lady.

Like i said, all those days ago… a fucking Jumping Ballon.

 

This post is dedicated to Pablo Gleason and his Mediapart journalist friend, Raphaël Moran at the Paris Préfecture de Police…

Knotwithstanding señor JR, i (armando segovia) sin celery hope that you don’t take the critical review of your installation on the Pont Neuf ]| at la Place Christo & Jeanne -Claude |[ as a reproach to your talents and compétences and/or to deny the worth of your contributions to Art or that beautiful tribute to The Silver Beatles on that display window } catty corner { to that Silver Phantom Rolls Royce at La Samaritaine ; this is to say mister JR, that i am really looking forward to you (or your hired hands) reparing and finishishing your inflatable declaration of love for The Préfecture de POLICE à Cité.

For What, It! —is worth… These are my credentials : 8 up

Iran war is over, Rubio says, as strikes continue

Washington, DC_ AFP in the USA

Lorem Ipsum dolor and all that Cuban-american jive talk from “little Havana” at Mar-a-Lago.