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In this section³, the student will, in no particular order, kill a fascist. It is your “universal duty”.

Note to Minority House Minority Leader at the U.S. Congress, Joachim Jefferies, “fight fire with fire”, because there are unlimited ways to make fire (THANK YOU PROMETHEUS) and only limited amounts of water.

The Techno-fascist:

7. If a U.S. Marine asks for a better rifle, we should build it; and the same goes for software. We should as a country be capable of continuing a debate about the appropriateness of military action abroad while remaining unflinching in our commitment to those we have asked to step into harm’s way.

Translation for people who don’t understand the concept of facism as an ideology :

[ X ]

Just the facts, Joe… and as a student of journalism, i whole heatedly agree with the color choice for that “dorm”.

Note to Katty Kay, please advice former Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, that I (Armando Segovia) will be providing that son-of-a-bitch with a “trickle-down” narrative for his stupid little show.

Shoot ! : Conspiracy Theory for idiots

Una verdadera obra de harte :

I’ll Remember April, hasta hartarme.

 

In this section “We The People” of Mexico and Her News as Seen by A Californian Transnational — Product of The S.E.P.³, will remind our non-readers that JEFFREY EPSTEIN will not be included in the news circus and/or cycle.

MSNOW has not yet confirmed the assailant’s ALMA MATER or his profession, Artificial Intelligence is checking that information for A I Velshi as we finger-tap the black mirror.

Dear Jonathan Capehart, and Eugene Daniels… no one is saying that “the incident” did not happened, all I am saying is that LAST night JACKIE was a prop for a Ballroom Pitch, in other words, all people present at the Washington Hilton became “extras” for Donald Trump’s agenda, and if you don’t look at that angle, the Democrats are going to lose the mid-terms in November, that is all.

P.S.: Eugene Daniels, in 4 hours of coverage you failed to inform what the DAGOS (pronounced DAIGOS) in Jackie’s ancestral 🇪🇦 land already printed for the world to read.

The Perfect Sale Pitch for a ballroom.

Breaking News, DONALD TRUMP promotes the construction of his “executive 👑 ballroom” following last night’s shooting incident.

For those paying ATTENTION in North Bergen, New Jersey, we the staff suggest that like Oz Pearlman suggested yesterday (but in different words), Armando Segovia “does not practice Santería”, heck Jackie Alemany, “I ain’t got no crystal ball”, but if I had a million Dollars to bet, I would bet them all on  STEPHEN MILLER planting the shooter at yesterday’s gala in the Gringo-W.A.S.P.-Christian Nationalist capital of the world, otherwise known as MARU CAMPOS’ central intelligence city or simply, Washington D.C..

Right Said Adolf : los Nazis en México

But first, Who The Fuck is MARU CAMPOS? Quick CONSTITUTIONAL answer, María Eugenia “maru” Campos is the democratically elected governor of the Great Mexican State of Chihuahua, but her boss is not in La Ciudad de México [ fuck no !!!  ] Maru Campos-es-es boss works out of Washington, D.C.

A Funny Thing Happened on The Way To The Correspondent’s Forum

Well, at least Oz Pearlman was right about “hundreds of millions” watching Melania’s (friend of Epstein and wife of Trump) face getting that stupefied look on her Botox™️ treatment.

 

I told you, Eugene Daniels, that Jonathan Capehart was going to like the way that you duck under that there panel.

Sweet Jesus! Is that Swiss Camembert, or are you just happy to see Mí?

 

Any 🦉 hoot Turkish, i’ve seen that very ✌🏼same expression in a Guy Ritchie movie with Brad Pitt.

“I got your fokin’ shooter”

🎶 I’m 18, —with a Bullit!
Got my finger on the trigger, ‘am gonna pull it!

Deer god, Jaqueline Alemany!!! You look like a 1974 Acapulco Thing

A Penny for your thoughts… interesting point that Eugene Daniels dropped on The Jonathan Capehart Show earlier to They as to why he was there (being a talking head on a political/news weekend morning show) long-story short, —for the Camembert³.

Yes He Would! HE WOULD HIDE UNDER THE TABLE.

³~. What else! He (Daniels) needs a steady paycheck to get his fix for him, not here. Here the Camembert grows on Threes who moonlight as cows from La Normand région of Saint-Malo.

I can’t believe the Capehart beat you on that Fahrvergnügen look that you are shooting for to They.

A 1974 “Acapulco” Thing
Matti Blume • CC BY-SA 4.0

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Volkswagen_Type_181

I pity the fool that who🦉thinks that there is such a thing as “Country music”… Honky Tonk is either bad rock and roll, or circus music on an 🤠 8-second ride.

VW will meet Jews where they are… either as victims of The Shoah or, as genocidal thugs of the Gaza Strip and Lebanon..

 

Up next : Eugene Daniels doesn’t Even calls “Robert” by his name 🤠, but that is only because Eugene sinister looking military-style black ASCOT matches with an equally sinister-looking 1964 Lagonda Rapide… look it up, “I got all the time in the world”.

Daily Double on Jeopardy.

Oh, my god… not to be outsinistered by Eugene Daniels’,1964 Lagonda Rapide, MOLLY Jung Fast arrived on her 1961 Lagonda-Fast hearst.

Bande originale… It’s like Naked Lunch on mushrooms³

It’s All Greek to Mí:

Fair use of The Last of U.S. ; no artificial intelligence or real stupidity was harmed in the capture of this motherfucking screenshot.

³~. Or, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on Heroin.

Got weed?

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Frenchie… you are going to like the way you look ; Eye guarantees it.

You See… del mar, baby, Del Mar ⛵ one day I (armando segovia) will sail no more, —Evermore.

https ://www .economist .com /2026/03/26 /what-is-the-big-deal-with-ovid-and-artists

Life’s to short to read between the pages

“Count ate your tounge”

The see, you sea?

 

Daniel, Darling… Jesus never addressed any fucking “Christian”, that nigger was talking to his own people, the Jews. As a matter of faith, it was Saúl who came up with Christian Patriotism ;

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

now as a matter of Scripture, and Anan Ananias cannot let me tell a lie regarding this script, on account that JESUS, yes that silly goose, told Ananias to “go to the street called Straight, and inquire at the house of Judas HEGSETH for the one called Saul of Tarsus,” and then Jesus asked Anan to loan him FIVE BUCKS, which that nigger naver paid back, or at least not yet anyhow…

La Corrida

This is for the people sitting on The Sunny Side of La Maestranza.

 

Deer Lorde !!! That’s two gorings in less than a week. I swear someone is giving those god-damned bulls INSIDE INFORMATION on where the “diestros” are going to burst the Bubble under The Sun.

Sprechen sie Spanglish, or just Franglish… bitch la’da’da

In local Knews:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-23-avril-2026

I love you Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, but you are bringing my Castellano down.

🃏

The Sun came up to They, but nobody seemed to notice, etcetera, etcetera, etc…

La Aitch es puta, aka The Charleston, but that’s only because she’s from the South, Caroline !!!

América : Speak to Mí in Spanish.

Oh, Eye can tell that this is going to be a good Zhou!.. never mind the good life ; one has to be a Clochard for that 🎹

 But first, the comic strip : etcetera, etcetera, etc…

Talk to me Marjo, on adore Luc, mais on passe notre tour, now let’s go to the Kitchen and meet Miss Behave.

It’s a wonderful Lie.

En fin, Susana Poveda, je n’aurais jamais pensé m’adresser à toi en jazz-Spick, mais nous y voilà, eh!?… O algo así.

Let’s break it down : by the numbers

1. The Sea, you see

2. La mort es amor (but only in Xochimilco)

and 3. Three is offset

Like Öüï been telling Ewe all, Eye neither selects the content, nor the toys ; i only install the batteries… and i sure as shit ain’t responsible for all of the steamy Windows 🪟.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, if Club Jazz en FIP was ever going to sound like a 1980’s porno film 🎥 tonight is the night you two³.

Microsoft and Meta announce large staff reductions as they spend big on AI

³~. In case you tú, are reading… these are my credentials : Octave up, in Birdland

And, Joe Scarborough : you either go for it all the way or³ —you son-of-a-bitch

Told you all French motherfuckers :

C A L I F O R N I A

She’s just like Ewe and Marjo… but she’s homeless

Da-Ra-ri… etc Wanna make a point frog?

I (armando segovia) didn’t mean to take all of your sweet time…

See how it fits?

Don’t be a dick Luc… Ewe cock sucker motherfucker, thank you, may Eye have another 🦐  Denis Soula?

I’ll give it back Ewe one of this THEYS.

Eye can see for Miles… and just to fuck with the metrics Öüï begins at KILÓMETRO CERO en Notre Dame, just because ; but mostly because Öüï can.

 

Hold it now !!! DONALD JOHN TRUMP is “CALLING” Jacqueline Alemany !!!  RUN JACKIE! RUN. I can see FOR MILES, and Trump’s phone call is a red flag, I Would Not Be Surprised if that son-of-a-bitch wants to fuck you, or have sex with you ; irregardless Jackie, be careful.

Find out at Seven when Marjolena speaks like Mí.

…

I am SIRIUS and you are knot… you poor cock!

La batería ideal … badum tisch³

Breaking in Paris, La Lauqué de FranceTú TV blushed, smiled and then, giggled when she ho’id the nEwes To They, —oh boy!

But FO’ist!!! Willie Geist pull out his motherfucking VATICAN BOX, oh boy!

Dildo goes here

Over at chez de l’Radio à Issy-les-Moulineaux, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach was spotted gargling TINARAWEN balls for tonight’s show in honor of The Bard at La Promenade des Anglais… Issy-that’s-Nice.

… and the beat ( 👋🏼 ) goes on.

Musical Guest : Steely Dan featuring William S. Burroughs and the naked lunch bunch

To They Is :

To They Is : Speak like a Rosbif/Spick on the ARMANDO SEGOVIA SPRING SHOW

³~. Wait for it, wait… Camille Dahan is almost there, wait 🫸🏼 in the meanwhile sign-up for our latest gig, the Top Gun of “book clubs” the Steely Dan Yokohama Book Club, read more between Évry SCROLL 📜.

Only the fool on the hill would say that.

 

Arm-ando a Maradona : from the hip, not the ribs

But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.

You don’t say.

FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.

also:

Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!

Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.

 

Good grief… The Tragically Hip

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.

 

Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?

 

Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.

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