The good thing about this blog is that it is not, knot about a chicken and Rick Beato will never read it

Why Paul McCartney is such a fucking chicken and … ?

It’s Halloween’s Eve… turn Mí on “dead man”.

 

🎶 Know Your Chicken and other assorted Plastic Ono babies.

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Ketchup Katty and the Vegetarian Chickens of Londontown

For the record, fuck the paywall on The New York Times and, SEATTLE rock and roll acts who scalp the tickets to their shows… while singing Metallica songs and farm karma by exploitng grade-school children on youtube™

All Aboard !!! The Night Train

O como dijo el Capitán del ENTERPRISE, “now Will Never Come Again.”

Tata’s Waiting… el general called in a favor and Denis Soula, that goddamened sonovabeach, delivered with a Jam session dedicated to kids, and if “el ingeniero” was ever good at anything, it was at being the Kid of “El Tata” Cárdenas.

Never Meet Your Héroes

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /live-a-fip /classique-mix-chloe-et-vassilena-serafimova

No cropping required. Make sure that Manuel Bartlett no se mueva ni en el cortejo, ni en la foto.

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Up next, CHUPACABRA productions and César Chávez take the soul of Dolores Huerta en Ysleta, Tejas.

El verde es vida… no sea culo, smoke the Little Green Leaf.

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Entonces pues, Benjamin à Les CAPTIFS : NARCOS – MÉXICO

Welcome, don Témoc… la piragüa will be here shortly to get you across the river, in the mean time enjoy the show.

Narcos — México … objects in mirror are closer than any Mexican FILM FESTIVAL in FRANCE.

 

Over at Twin Peaks, Susana Poveda was playing piano-al-réves³ with a steel guitar… 💃the strings on that ‘Git-steel’ were reclaimed from the railroad tracks that came appart in the accidental fields of broken journeys.

On the menu, AREPA podrida con Ketchup, Applesauce and of course : Ma-Yo-NEZA.

Échale la culpa a Cárdenas del Río

Derailment near Campeche station forces evacuation of 123 Tren Maya passengers

… uso justo de septiembre ; do Ewe remember? Anyway, back to the fall of Western Civilization in Georgia.

In local news, to celebrate 5 de mayo the Irish ensemble who go by the name YOU TOO just announced that the band will kick the first of 2 announced shows for 2027 at Saint-Denis, the second show is set for VE Day on the 8th of may.

 

This is a template, y nada más que un patrón

Entonces pues Benjamin [not Ewe] à la rue de Saint-Denis, don’t get lost in translation :

Coma frutas y verduras and don’t cut your first-born’s throat just because some “burning 🇮🇱 bush” told you to part the Red Sea while listening to Exodus and smoking a fat Marley at Pyramids (Metro line 14:21–22). Look it up, nigga’… it’s in The Bible.

 

In local news, poultry in the State of Israel³ are currently seeking pardon from Abraham’s god after Netanyahu 💩 used those stupid chickens 😇 to transfer all of his crimes against Amnesty International onto … those poor 🐔 chickens who only wanted to grow up to be “Chick’n Nuggets” at the McDo en Tel Aviv.

Samba for Ewe.

 

³~. KapParot before Yum-yum 🍩 Kapoor.

Over at the old INNOCENT’s Cemetary, The Republic might have removed the SKULLS and BONES from the fountain that stands there, but the spirits are still there remain in Châtelet, not at The Catacoms.

Back in Palestine :

Thank you, Jerge, for providing the “visuals” for today’s post, i am glad, to be a SOURCE for your [cartoonish] inspiration… ‘member now, JERGE : Know Your Chicken 🐔 you have to know your chicken.

Sources close to the, Colonel Sanders, relay that KFC’s across the so-called promised land (to Jared Kushner and associates at The U.S. Embassy in Paris, France) report numerous incidents of poultry meat catching on fire like a fucking bush.

 

With Vivid Color… and Charlotte BigBring³

³~. Whatcha gonna’ play for Mí now?

All Things Considered 📻

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip/la-detente-organique-du-trio-de-steve-okonski

Enter through the 1st Door, exit at the place where Évry body knows your name.

If Eye eva’Get out of here… Öüï will kick Cousin Joe’s ass, —on the Run, period.

Moving on, Ambassador Stanford please step away from my favorite fascist, Giorgia Meloni, the sexiest of 🎼 Bemol. Any way, Italians 🇮🇹 are Mexicans 🇲🇽 with an accent and a blank TRICOLOR.

Any hoot, 🎶 Why don’t you love Mí, anyway : HELENA, a song about MISFITS.

Pumas… ¡¡Cachún Cachún Ra-Ra!!

And Marjolena… CANADIAN JAZZ without Doors suck, and if you add subliminal soul it’s beyond words!!! I will have none of IT!

Mostly because my battery is dead, and …

https ://www .npr .org /2026 /10/18/ noah-adams-all-things-considered-has-died

I’m dead

Notwithstanding, BENJAMIN at the Captifs, thank god for Metro line 14… all Eye needs it’s a pint a day.

… When there is a ‘Will’ a ‘Memo’ will follow, Guillermo, but don’t trust Winnie, Mandela. I know what Öüï speak of, i sleep at Nelson’s garden à Les Halles and Nelson would gladly go back to hell rather than spend a session with that bitch, again.

Trou 🕳 story doc, but now that the Juice is back let’s get it on.

If only Valérie Pécresse had the fucking imagination.

 

 

In Paris, France… the prime minister [El Cornado] turns l’Elysée into a CHEESECAKE FACTORY

³~. ou presque… now influence yourself with a Krispy Kream Doughnut, you crazy FROG!

Desde El Cielo una Hermosa tocada…

 

‘member now you fucking grammar Nazi, at the INTITUTO CERVANTES in front of The Crazy 👯‍♀️ Horse, that en Espagnol la hache es muda where it lays, except after of the letter ‘SEE’ de Check Point CHarlie.

… and Marina Le Pen, you Wild Bitch, as the First Refugee in PANAME Made-in-France, please stay tuned for “una DIANA” de Alicia Leos y Carlos Loret de Mola.

Una Diana 🏹  sin pies ni cabeza

Any 🦉 hoot, mister Macron, it’s a good thing that empty brain influencers in France don’t read my blog at La Bendita Sorbonne del colegio de Francia en Aubervilliers, which is to say mister President, fuck the EHESS and the fake karatecas de Sciences Po.

♫ I’m coming clean for Amy, Julie doesn’t scream as well³

³~. …and the cops won’t listen all night

Los Hilos de Lula y los prietos de Sheinbaum

 

Harry Potter y los hijos d’Ándres Manuel Lópéz Obrador son putos.

Give Mí, alchemy or, give me poison in my veins… Sweet 💉 Jane.

 

With the Nazis in Bahia out of the way and, Luiz Inácio LULA da Silva taking the keys of the peoples’ FUSCA it is time [now] para decir l’Indicible, pour le bien de votre crédulité!

… and Pablo Torre, never mind Taiwan, let’s go to Hong Kong for cigarros de Charleston.

Were eagles there, schatzi?

Where Misfits Dare : I Remember Halloween, fuck ; Eye reckons that Öüï turned into a MARTIAN !!!

 

“The people have to choose between someone who kisses the national flag or someone who kisses the American flag. It’s a matter of sovereignty, and we will not allow Brazil to be anyone’s backyard,” said Lula, almost 81, whose voice sounded very hoarse after intense days of campaigning.

 

Where Eagles Dare.

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Baia, baia… ahora resulta que son bien cuatas!

Las Más Cabronas, con Licha Menéndez.

En Cuba como en la bagagerie, that thing that “el mil usos” Rubio suggests is part of a thing called POLITICAL CAPITAL and it is one of the things that bureaucratic sycophants don’t want y’all to know. Interestingly enough Jean “Moulin” Dujardin is silently playing now, next to Vichy’s “Salut” a La Farce.

“Esto, 🥃 es un vaso Medio lleno… ” :

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-ibeyi

… and Elisabeth à La Bagagerie, el próximo toro le corresponde a Socorrito m’aider.

 

_ y esto es, el fíjate, fíjate, fíjate no puede ser.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /politics /article /2026/10/23 /worry-hovers-in-air-as-paris-boards-up-for-another-weekend-of-protests

Claudia y Maru… i told you all that for drama you all had to head over to BRAVO, as in, the Río BRAVO, not to el gringo’s GRANDE.

… and Charlotte Bibring, never mind The Cuatas, because The Saints are bringing their Vudú to Ewe at Saint-Denis… el más⁹ descabechado de los reverendos en TWIN peaks.

Las Cuatas de fip y Claudia

 

https ://www .eldiario 🐂 .es /zona-critica /baia-baia -irreverencia-ortografica-meme

Ahora resulta que JÁUREGUI resultó de La Havana en tiempos de Bacardi 🦇… breaking in Paris, France, Öüï just got an oficial transcript from our correspondencias en Chihuahuita López y Calvo of the conversación between Claudia y Maru at the Matcha Shop de La Jilotepec en Ciudad Juárez.