And, Katty Kay… Eye gots a truckload of Kit Kats

😼 Öüï can have the goods melted before Good Friday and turned into a Bunny 🐇 in/on the Bright side of the Moon by Easter Sunday at Mar-a-Lago just-in-time for the Huevo 🐣 hunt for Jesus.

It was meant for the Poles, but let them eat Solidarité with John Paul II while snorting some Tokio and cruising on the Bati🦇mobil.

 

FUCK THE DUKE, John Wayne never served in Uniform outside of a Hollywood screenshots ; and besides, Cousin Joe, Brody is with Nancy and The Gipper.

In the Wise Words of Mister Tee 🏌🏻, “Eye pity the fool who plays golf with Donald “bone 🎖️ spurs” Trump.

Over at the greatest criminal enterprise in the world, also known as, The United States of America… it’s another edition of 50 ways to piss Mika Brzezinski’s husband off.

The Failed Assassination of Fidel Castro on a French radio show.

… read between the pundits, as Ewe whistles.

And no nigga… drink some water, don’t cough

What’d Eye said! — God knows it’s TROU 🕳️

 

Oh, Kay… Molly, now that Öüï is back from the time-lag between the Night of The Living Daylight Saving Times, Eye can proceed to show you FranceTV séance on The Seine 👓  

Future-seeing Spectacles ; Book IV, when the Jews fight on the side of Goliath and the Pykie choose a bloke by the name of David in Birmingham during the Roaring 20’s.

 

Time Now is 09hxx in CET and Three in the Mo’ning across The Atlantic in all EST timepieces, including the Nuclear Doomsday Clock.

But first secondly, watcha got fo’ Mí, Molly Chong-Jung, Öüï’s gonna play a game, of a game, of a game 🎯 and then some.

Let’s dance 🩰 Eye knows this fellow who prepares great ‘chicanadas’ out of scraps.

 

But seriously, Molly, why do you decide to go with the Panzer look? And stop, crossing your arms or Ay! Will love to blow #Em off.

Ask Jackie to transliterate the onomatopoeia on the scene. Eugene, youse off the hook, nigga, drink a beer and then whatever floats your 🪮 afro…

We’re Americans… it says so on the récépissé de Marianne ; Eye said Öüï was comming from Paris, but Mí is not French.

and, Molly, that’s what Ewe gets for sitting on Capehart’s 40 mules and a chair, or something like that, but yes, —agency.

 

Évry body wants to be a Cat because Australia is the enemy

ibid. on micro dose.

Trump’s ”Eye” loves Mí wall… at the pump ⛽

 

Down Under

That’s where the king sends his Eye’tal-ians to feel So Lonely by POLICE, but in reality that’s where the Paris préfecture sends its CAPTIF’s to die, ask Quentin, he knows.

When Öüï returns, Molly and the gang strikes back. Issy—we—watch a lot of MEWS

🐴 Yo no busco — encuentro 😼

 

… and if Ewe don’t love Mí now, Eye is going to DEW a chicanada on Youse ; Öüï’s gonna send Chris Montez to do the Twist as you scream on that fucking chat of YOURS.

Later to They:

Up next, love in an elevator. It’s all Grec to Mí.

Over at the Vincennes Trône Fair :

Peanuts 🥜…

…

… Eye told Youse not to call it an off 🛣️ramp

A caballo regalado no se le mira el diente, as for Mí, Manolete, well is like Freddy said, 🎹 Me i got no rhythm, or rather, May Eye say:

🎶 Öüï just keeps missing my beat.

M-9 — Croix de Chavaux

Breaking in Paris : https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/03/28 /la-bank-of-america-visee-par-une-tentative-d-attentat-a-paris-un-engin-explosif-artisanal-depose-devant-l-etablissement

Makes Ewe Wanna Holler

It makes Mí wanna holler, mister Gaye. I told Molly Jung-Fast not to remind the audience about France and the DOLLAR EXCHANGE. It woke up the Senegalese and those fuckers tried to bomb an American Bank in Paris… sources close to Laurent Nuñez relay that is the very bank with ties to Mike Barnacle’s wife. Look it up, Molly, and leave the Future-looking spectacles to the professionals not the nepo-babies, like Ewe.

Holler, holler, holler. Issy-Jacqueline-Alemany, that there on the beach is a Sacrificial G.O.A.T., not the one that Alfie Bane slaughtered in the name of The Scarecrow, that goat looking at the singer’s receding hairline is named after 💃🏽 MANOLETE 🐂 en bicicleta.

…

 

Money and Montecristos™ — The King’s Kash in Havana

🇮🇱 NAZIS ‘R’ U.S., period! And on the next chapter, JEW WILL ONLY PURCHASE with TRUMP’S signature on that fucking GREENBACK, followed by his mark tattooed on your fucking forehead.

 

From the book of TESTAMENT:

PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH,

Well within the price range for today, March 28, 2026. Look it up!

Knot what JEW says.

Ernest Hemingway was of course, a fag, and being the romantic that that motherfucker was, he puffed Romeo y Julieta™ all the time.

Where Jews and Goys die.

 

And in Washington… well let’s see how the They develops. Right now it’s 12h in CET ; 07-hundred-hours at the U.S. Casualties billboard death-counter where 13 ⚰️ is the “magic 🪖 number” according to Alfie’s spectacles on The Peaky Blinders scenes.

The Shalom Prize for Shoes.

 

Victory note to Molly Jung-Fast : you shut your pie hole about France, unless you yourself has been to La Somme or that other playground called Aire-de-Verdun.

 

You Frenchie motherfucker — This is an intermission 🕑

It’s magic en las manecillas and tonight (after Dusk and before Dawn) Évry motherfucking Frog will Spring forward because that’s the Sign of The Times, and if those French motherfuckers don’t, well those sons-of-bitches will be Late.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t call it an off ramp 🛣️ if anything it’s just a Passover 🇮🇱 for the genocidal kind, hubris with a Capitol aitch for hypocrisy.

No King’s KASH, for tandoori tantrums.

 

https ://home .treasury .gov /news /press-releases/ monopoly-money

… and Cousin Joe, for some ungodly reason Eye listened to Layla between the Sun in Atlanta

Eat a Peach 🍑 Gallagher

It’s a smallish issue…

In local news, DONALD TRUMP is a fucking liar, the gift that, THAT draft dodger boasted about was actually given to SPAIN, not the fascist fucks in D.C., period.

Any 🦉 hoot :

Ewe motherfuckers!

Ewe motherfuckers!

 

I’m gonna make Lemire cheaper

It’s a ‘win-win’ situation, more bombings less fuel ; less fuel ⛽ less vehicular traffic. Fuck it, Öüï don’t need plastic, and the Long Play vynil is dead as disco, so… Stop fucking, and reproducing because when you motherfuckers do that, you bitches begin to turn into boomers.

Do you bitches wanna be that? And besides…

Hoy, fip no tuvo ritmo en su poe-eh-CIA

Hey Jude, say no to online cupids, and cyber-Celestinas, this is to say Marjolena Portenkalten-Hugo, de que “yo soy d’Esos amantes a l’ Antigua 🏴‍☠️… 🌹

Kill Mí now. What a let down after Marjo’s grand opening.

Page Tú

Best Seats in The  House… box, best seats in The Box.

 

Spoken like a trou 🕳️ pro, Marjo… play ball!!!

Hasta la Victoria siempre, Dámaso, 🇨🇺

Hágale pues hasta con Vallenato, María.

 

Now find Mí, somebody to love.

Revolver Eyes — Hey Jew… you let Judah down

Shalom for Israel has always meant ‘PEAS‘, or chicharitos en Castellano from Las Chivas del Guadalajara.

Kill the drummer ; name that fucker NAPSTER beforehand.

“Always concerned, never courageous”

Note to editors :  AC/NC is Maine’s Republican Senator’s, Susan “blow-up Sex Doll” Collins ethos ; always concerned, but never courageous.

They only did, “as they were told,” said the host at the Passover feast ; Exodus XII
N.I.B. version.

 

Quote of the THEY, in Maine, comes courtesy of the Foken Governor there, Jan Mills, who by-the-way has no Nazi-related tattoos like Pete Hegseth or, the oyster farmer running against her in that state.

Now it’s time for another edition of:

Not the content, but how it is presented…

Lapidify your Enthusiasm : saponification follows

https ://tvmag .lefigaro .fr /programme-tv /les-yeux-revolver-de-cillian-murphy

Now Ewe Knows why they put a DOVE™️ on the soap.

 

Volksjuden…  Shalom is the emptiest word in the Hebrew Torah, and Jesus “fucking” Christ the worst Jew in history, which is why Saúl “fabricated” his « revolution » into a Christmas tale about rabbits made out of Swiss chocolate and milk.

I shit Jews not, Portier-Kaltenbach

Eye shits Ewe knot, ok?

The Chosen  People’s Bug

Gulf of Ormuz Forever — Money

https ://www .reuters .com /volkswagen-shift-production-missile-defense-one-factory-deal-with-israeli-2026-03-24/

This is taken straight out of Le Gorafi and transliterated by the good people at The Onion, but reciprocated by The New York Times degree on the Reuters bocho de una fusca Beetle in a kosher bomd factory for the masses.

Entonces, padre… hoy tampoco hubo SOPA at the kitchen, and aren’t the BRITS ironic 😼? That is what Charles de Gaulle used to say about them Peaky 🐴 Blinders.

In Paris, France… an Histoire d’Or (H♦️O) was found dead in some fucking sofa, or maybe it was a bed ; in any case, that Blonde is sitting next to Carlos Ray Norris at l’Eglise de Saint Merri in the gayest district of Paname.