Up next : The Passion of The Jew 🪓

Dear, Jonathan A. Greenblatt, chief executive at the 🇮🇱 Anti-Defamation League:

— It’s shocking! Shocking, i tells ewes, to think that the staff of this most non-consequential blog are anti-Semite. You ignorant Jew, we are anti-Dentite, ask Armando from that “Hail Mary Project”, Mando will tell you that Öüï don’t need no fucking dentists’ ; not with an automated arm on board.

Shalom, mister Greenblatt, shalom.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /ProjectHailMary /its_name_is_armando_because/

¡Ay, Chihuahua! — Entre dos Embassies

https ://www .swissinfo .ch /mueren-cuatro-funcionarios-de-méxico-y-ee.uu.-en-accidente-vial-en-chihuahua

Hoy no hubo noticias.

 

When it comes to kitchen table issues, viewers should pay attention when the NBCs identifies mercenaries as “embassy 🦚 staffers”. If, and only if, you as a viewer should encounter this blatant euphemism, then you know that Wine and Burger are contra-style objectives and that, that’s what’s for dinner.

And Katty Kay, have you ever camped out in Chihuahua?

 

Ahora con información suiza, because it’s full of holes 🧀 🐭

International Rarámuri Earth Day

Peetah, what’s a Black Peugeot 407 and what’s it have to do with The Strokes in/at Indio City Limits?

Chapter II

In local news

https ://www .huffingtonpost .es /un-medio-suizo-define-sanchez-el-don-quijote-moderno-dicen-precedente-espagna

🎶 Yi’estes el corrido, del Caballo Blanco, que’n un día domingo se fue de parranda with a Milka™️ Cow… hilarity ensues when they hire a Black Peugeot Über while strolling along la vieja Carretera Mala de Francia, just outside of Madrid City Limits.

 

Which deals with Don Quixote’s first stump speeches outside of his Carretera Malle de Francia en el Tetuán natal of this Swiss version of the ingenious Don Quixote de La Moncloa en Madrid.

what they say next is unprecedented in Spain.”

The Huffington 7 sisters post

En fin, Thomas Corbillón… no metas la pata 📎,  WaWaGaTe es un pasquín comparado con Jared Kushner’s dad, but that has nothing to do with Dulcinea, —bitch was sowing her oaths in Coachella.

April in Bern… 🚗🍫💃🏼🃏

🚗 Wait for it 🏀-🏀-🏀, wait …

Get Bach — On Remonte Le Bach.

 

🎶 Ay yo tengo un carro, último modelo

Y signiora sirena Daniela, don’t—Ay say! Don’t believe La Claire because it thrives where the Sun don’t shine, any 🦉 hoot, Eye is the most exciting work of art currently crashing at La Bourse de Pinault, and that motherfucker knows it. Yes he does.

Say it three times… Eye There’s Ewe.

 

Here I Am—Baybee

I really pity the fool who believes that pizza 🍕 is an Italian 🍍invention… you know, like that fucking “Caesar Salad”.

En fin Jaqueline Alemany, it makes sense. It must be your Santiago Compostela side that makes you say such things but that’s not the problem, fuck no it ain’t Jackie! The problem is that you make me side with Jonathan Capehart and Évrybody knows that Öüï can’t stand that motherfucker.

3️⃣

It’s OK Eugene, Ewe may get a second coming of half-and-half for yer’ coffee.

… sí, si está She in, pero no en el Baum

Hoy no hubo jazz

Where in the world is Claudia?

Las Noticias de México vistas by a fucking wetback in Paris.

 

Claudia is in the kitchen, but not for long if mister Sánchez has it his way at the U.N..

El siguiente tema va dedicado al movimiento alterado con justicia y dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en El Cervantes de Iena en París.

I went to school with the letter “N”, that nigga’ owes me Five Bucks, and Öüï will not accept a “red-nosed”, Rudolph! Irregardless of what Emilie in Paris said.

 

Courtesy of “Los Chalinillos” de Dos-Sisilianos Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

Cotejado for Évry body at la “ñ”.

I Am The Letter A,
Motherfucker, fuck the Ω, period!

Ahora sí — de Algeciras a ¿ está She in Baum ?

Let’s break the I.C.E. first : Living On A Prayer

The Pillars of The Earth, are of course… vulnerable to CRACKS.

🇲🇽 morena has landed 🇪🇸 and for the record, today is ARMY Day in IRAN which coincidentally coincidences with RECORD STORE Day, fuck yeah… the best media ever… it’s all about R.P.M. es-Ese.

Trump has Bette Davis i’s

🛸

Carolina Über Alles wants to marry a wannabe Fürher in Fréjus.

 

Revolutions Per Minute

So, you say Ewe wants a REV.olution… well, in a NEW YORK MINUTE, Iran celebrated their Armed Forces Day by telling Donald John Trump to shut his Hormuz up. Reuters just confirmed that The Pentagon is full of shit and the Straight remains shut, irregardless of what “Bonespurs” said in Las Vegas.

Down at the corner store

Across the Atlantic in Palermo.

 

Over at Mains Libres 75001, some fucking frogs are trying to rearrange “social democracy” just as Bardella (look him up, Jacqueline Alemany) is courting the youngest of those fucking Bourbons.

Halal to my left ; Kosher to my right

Dead Kennedy dies from a “tortas de puerco” overdose, and traces of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

1971 : we now return to “Schindler’s List is not The Shoah” and I am not a Chicano, querido paisano

Note to Susana PuBeda: I did mentioned that Eye was on my way to Australia (All Those Years Ago) so…

Will Trade money For wine.

no insistas, right now on this Friday night in Paris, France, RADIOFRANCE (fip included) is the leader in listeners, however, DENIS SOULA ( you son of a bitch!) in Hilo, Hawaii, Saturday morning cartoons has caught up with that SORRY-ASS new online pink-colored  console which replaced a perfectly good dark working console. After the break Eye will give Ewe my greviences to match Emilie Munera’s Mexican Christmas on francemusique.

Entonces pues Sirem y Aram, before little ol’ i reveals to you two what youse has to do with this rollo³, Eye is going to switch it over to the University of Texas at El Paso, where Öüï’s going to separate his wetbacks, from his pochos and ex-comunicate his Chicanos from the students of Prof. Roderic Ai Camp in Pomona:

Nice Dreams, but before i pass it over to Wikipedia for a quick overview of “what is the definition of a pocho?” Öüï sample the great Cheech Marin, the actor, activist and stand-up comedian who ÉVIDEMENT is a card-carrying Chicano ; Richard Anthony Marin on the other side of East L.A. is the son of a U.S. Navy veteran, later turned cop, so “Cheech” is in fact an American Citizen, regardless if he [Cheech] may or may not be a pocho.

Rodolfo de la Garza, an American political scientist, said that when he requested a job interview from the Mexican government in 1971, he was denied by officials who told him that he “was a traitor to Mexico and … not really a Mexican“… so one could perhaps imagine a pregnant paisana (1971 in L.A.) trying to get an aristocratic Mexican Consulate bureaucrat in Fantastic L.A. to give her information about how to register her soon to be born American Citizen child for obtaining a Mexican citizenship, Aussie.

Veo que te gusta el peligro ; ) 👍🏽

Entonces pues, Prof. Belmonte en Évry-Saclay… i (Armando Segovia) hopes that your excelencias at the S.L.A.M. don’t take this in the wrongful way, which is to say, trolling your essay in professor Gauthier’s anthology “Réfugiés Médias”, titled :  La frontière mexicaine, aujourd’hui. Cine-Narco Borders (2022). On the contrary, y como diría mi tío Germán Cipriano, “a mi también me gustan las tortas de puerco”.

To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

A non-traditional “mentada de madre” y aunque usted no lo crea³

³~. Zeppelin goes here :
https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /sheinbaum-presenta-asesores-para-aplicar-el-fracking-no-tradicional-sin-dañar-el-ecosistema de la embajada de México en London Town.

Musical Guest:

Mick and The Rolling 🛘 Roaches 🪳

¡Hostias con vos, gilipollas! — Ewe see what y’all make me do!

 

This is a song about los Amigos de Marcelo Ebrard en Francia, y tú mamá también.

Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena during an official event as Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Photo: Instagram @embamex_gbr

 

En fin volks, let Volkswagens be Beetles, right now Öüï is going to catch-up with Claudia Sheinbaum in Spain, not sure if the president’s is going to arrive through La Puerta de Alcalá or Carabanche !!! Nada, dice doña Claudia que’lla arribará por el Josep Tarradellas — El Prat 🛬… “pos’ ni’que fuera el papa!” pointed the Mexican presidenta, haciéndose Pendeja with the Powerpoint presentation about “the good” fracking.

Give Em# some Quarter and Ketch-up. Now if you are wondering why that good looking chap who coincidentally, looks a lot like a young MANUEL BARTLETT DÍAZ, is part of this B-grade Telenovela, well that’s on account of the friendship that a relative of CARLOS SALINAS de GORTARI and former ambassador to Queen Elizabeth II has with the Brazilian ex-wife of Jimmy Page, that’s why ; that’s why the LED is out.

 

En contexto for the un-initiated, the lines that are currently being written on this most non-consequential blog were intended to be (16 years ago) a TV Novelas-style reading companion to  the Mexican political biographies, 1884-1934 of Roderic Ai Camp.

I’ve been there before, any 🦉 hoot … I asked for José Feliciano and Emilie Munera smacked a RED NOSE on Rodolphe for the middle of April in Paris, un-fucking-belivable.

 

As time went on, the six-year project began to take different qualities such as those worthy of a B- movie 🎥 documentary look of what was supposed to be rendered with the advantage of a rear-view-mirror review of the 2012 Mexican Election, which coincidentally lined up with the U.S. and French presidential elections, but then, well then the Mexican Political Biographies 1935-2009 began to sabotage every aspect of both my professional and personal life, but that’s another *churro.

Un churro de la biblioteca Lumière… formally at Beaubourg (Paris-Centre).

Meanwhile at the b.p.i. at Lumière, things are looking bleek, toilettes are for the most part broke and the interwebs are infected by a “new world” virus, but what really irk’s Mí, though, it’s that there is no Roderic Ai Camp in/on the catalog, so Öüï’s gonna have to break into “La Casa de México” en Cité Universitaire del 14emè… it’s the only way to find out who Josefa González-Blanco Ortiz-Mena is, and why Claudia’s predecessor from El PRIcambrico 🦖 gave her a foreign post in la bendita, “4ª Transformación” de López Obrador, who?