NEXT THING YOU KNOW…

ICE boss was drunk…

_when he delivered Trump’s spiel 🥃 whiskey on the rocks, viva la HIStory of Trump.

Not off the table

Live from the Veterans of Foreign Wars bar… Homan karaokés his way to the community. All the hits and another Tequila Sunrise — somebody please skip the breathalizer and install the GoPro’s on the thugs.

Time has a way of taking time

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Dr. Poisson would agree with the queen, “Paris is great for adulterers³….

³~. … but Scandinavians make better Vulvas!”

🌬️POW! 🌪️BING!🌋 Zap!!!🌀

Off-course... civics

Off-course… civics

🌞 Jeffrey Epstein and Fernandel are in a bar in Casablanca, hilarity ensues when Anand Giriharadas walks in and Jeffrey Epstein asks, “why the long face? » 🌛

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /monde /usa /affaire-jeffrey-epstein /je-regrette-profondement-la-future-reine-de-norvege-en-position-delicate-apres-les-revelations-sur-sa-relation-avec-jeffrey-epstein

Ketch-up, love… it’s Valentine’s they.

“Turn the page,” said the Mountbatten-Windsor formally known as Prince Andrew to the American Ambassador stationed in México (en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua).

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And now, the celebrated “massacre” :

Trump’s “Mussolini” moment

Vote Así 👮

Élections be damned… the Supreme Court apparently froze along with all those iguanas in Florida.

 

And, Anand Giriharadas… these fuckers are not human, here’s a snapshot of a U.S. Ambassador.

Polite Society

 

“Prince Andrew is small fry compared to what we have uncovered”, IN-and-Out Ciudad Juárez, which is why former U.S. Ambassador Earl Anthony Wayne [is the elephant in Anand Giriharadas segment] about having sex with an 11-year old girl at an “American” safe house (possibly where at least one “carne asada” was hosted) but Öüï can’t vouch for that on account that Öüï were already on our way out of LAX on my way to the CDG.

https ://www .instagram .com /p /wayne-s-words /?img_index=4

Hints and allegations, floated by the Juàrez Whiskey Co.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Juarenses of a certain age, “FRONTCHIS”, for El Pasons, will tell you that one of the proudest moments in Ciudad Juárez historicity was the one where Frank Sinatra went to “el ayuntamiento” of those theys to get a divorce, the visit practically put the city on the map after Al Capone snubbed it’s its whiskey back when the Secretary of Health and Human Services grand-daddy, an Irish immigrant, was smuggling illegal substances to the biggest drug addict in all of recorded human history, The United States of America. Anyhow, if you ever visit and want to spark a conversation with a Juarense ask about Marilyn Monroe, start with this appetizer:

Cradle Robber and The Man. Only on the deep web, just like Ambassador’s Wayne ‘s World.

“I would love to have a plate of tacos and enchiladas.”

https ://orgivemedeath .substack .com /p /divorce-juarez-style

– Marilyn Monroe, January 20, 1961

Knight at The Grammys 🐇

Eye took a wrong turn in Pacoima… and darn it officer, Öüï left our Wallace in El Segundo.

Si la foto es buena, de seguro la barbaridad es Barbara.

Deer, Joey Esposito at Snopes™, i believe that the correct “wording” that youse lookin’ for is “sharted”, as in this excerpt from “Along came Polly” :

— Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.

That woman in green is smellin’—it! Donc, she who smelled it deal it 💨

— Reuben Feffer: You’re the most disgusting person I’ve ever met in my life.

Deer, Jordan Bardella : step away from la Hierbamala

It’s futile, woman. The cops can’t help you and the sheriff department is in on the MAGA take. Enjoy what you voted for.

Save me.

But seriously, did you ever think that you would get to see what the History Channel Hitler Marathon Weekend would look like in real life? I (Armando Segovia) am telling you, children (I am old enough to call you that) you are living in one heck of an interesting time of humanity, you are living in a time when western (occident) civilization is reneging on it’s its promise to the rest of the world of “never again” ; and yet, here we are.

And who, Cousin Joe, who, motherfucker? Who would have thought that the monster hiding under Lady Liberty’s toga (stola in Roma) was from New York City—Queens no less. A product of the Reagan era “trickle-down” economics and Bill Clinton’s de-regulation bias.

🎶He robado trenes grandes y máquinas de vapor

Issy-j’aime-les filles qui travaillent à la chaîne.

Apolline, Ewe drive Mí crazy.

The lowest échelons and the shortest straw en Mexicolandia bite the dust, in Paris, France, Apolline de Malherbe is snake charming the RN.

But seriously volks, what are the odds that the fault for the interoceanic train accident in Southern Mexico would be the fault of the janitor of the last station where that fucking train would make a stop at?

Answer:

With All Due Respect — All Trains Considered.

100 %, because the responsibilty will never-ever-ever fall on the nepostist bastards who short-changed progress en ese rincón de La Chingada de López Obrador.

Por la panamericana, “¿qué horas son mi corazón?”

… cerf expiatorio, pues.

Entonces, Stephanie Daniel … never mind Luxembourg, this is a Kink on the vía, because if nothing else, México es un país de contrastes, one side is backasswardness taken to the nth power, while the flip side shows a little bit of hope¹ and yes (Claudia) even a little bit of progress².

¹~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /enviaremos-ayuda-humanitaria-a-cuba-sheinbaum

2014…🚈 a look back 💸💸💸

²~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /sheinbaum-presenta-detalles-de-construccion-de-ultimo-tramo-del-tren-el-insurgente-que-hoy-inaugura

In Washington, President Trump audiably³ shat himself

³~. That’s, “de manière audible” if you happen to « Praise your architecture of aggression » like a cult follower with a red MAGA baseball cap.

So, from the top:

1861 : Texas secedes from The United States ; fast-forward to 2026, and The 18th Congressional District in Houston is flipped from the grips of an Evil-crippled Republican lackey at the Governor’s Mansion in the Austin City Limits radar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /2026-special-elections /texas-house-results

It used to be, “por el arco del triunfo”, but now it’s simplemente, “por mis pinches huevos”.

I.C.E. Killer

“C’est grave” : Ice-T réagit aux meurtres commis par l’ICE et change les paroles de Cop Killer

If your name is Jaqueline Alemany, please be aware that “still I rise” regardless if February 1st is National Get Up Day.

To they, today is National Freedom Day, it marks President Abraham Lincoln abolishment of slavery in Them United States of America. February 1 is the 32nd day of the year and with this being a non-leap calendar it means that there are 333 theys to go before the end of Times Square’s countdown to MMXXVII. In Mexicolandia it’s National Ajolote Day… because you know: ☢️This Is The Countdown To Extinction ☢️… released on July 14, 1992, because as you know, Dave Mustaine is French.

Ufff! They ⛓️‍💥 darker 🪶 than U.S.! — Four scones and 7 cakes ago…

Buddy Rich and all them “rudimentary paradiddles” follow

From Mel to Menza, all of my Last Action Hero[s] are drummers

Hail, hail, rock and roll… and Sid Cesar auch.

Remember Durango, Dom? The 2000 year old man.

So, -story goes, know Cesar, know Brooks.

And  if Ewe knows Brooks, then you know that on the opposite side of La Chingada, en Chiapas, Chucho was doing his thing 🥁

As a player, Nick had a very powerful jazzy flair, unpredictable and always entertaining…

Dave Mustaine Defends Political Views: ‘I’m Not A Right Winger’

https ://www .alternativenation .net /dave-mustaine-defends-political-views-im-not-a-right-winger/

Dave Mustaine on the collapse of Nick Menza at a jazz joint in L.A. (2016)

💅 pop music

 

Música popular

Time now : 22h45 and Daddy Yankee is reaping what Calle 13 sowed on the Ari Melver ate Nicole Wallace Show.

Mamma Mia — Most beautiful angel ever. I love you Giorgia, y tus melones, —Aussie!

And like this we, the staff, close another January, and this one? Well this one leaves a bright full moon for the shortest straw in the calendar, —February.