La mazorka o algo así 🎹 by Frederick “fucking” Shopping

Now before Öüï gets started let Mí just say that Eye will stick to needles and by gum, never will another bew-pre-nor-feen pilule rest under my sublingual papila… 40-some hours later my digits are looking qwerty but typing in AZERTY ; food’s nearly starting to go down and god-damn it, beer stills drowns my chest and half of them hops are jetted out off my mouth ; i’ve had bad acid trips but this shit takes the cake… I’ll give this “recreational outing” an 8 out of 10 on the pharmaco-dependencia scale on account that the Oxicontin™️ feeling is still lingeringly sticking around and it’s been a really-really long time since i’ve had that amphetamine sleepless stretch. Overall, if you like your Schedule IV drugs with a masochistic whip, Buprenorphine is your Trixx, kids.

Silly rabbit… Trixx are for kids 🐐

🐰…over at the MS en BC, David French just had a realization : corruption is not relevant when things are going well, when things are in disarray, mister French says, it’s Joe Biden’s fall.

Now, we the staff take this opportunity to confirm that not only must Ewe have a Psalm-singin’ first name like ‘David’ and “french” on the calling card to get away with repentance in a MAGA world using an Evangelical front

If, and only if, youse a Mexican ewe closes ranks and sing La Marseillaise and paint your face like an estúpida “calaverita” on a James 🍸 Bond movie set.

 

P. 388 : jazz

Take it away, Ella 🎺.

 

Alright, alright, alright 🤠 Öüï done already established that, “la música viva siempre es mejor” o viceversa, with that in mind Aretha Franklin bamboozled Ewe all into thinking that Gospel was the music of the New Testament… far from, IT!, and his Old Torah for born-again motherfcukers. Jazz is where it is at.

L‘Argent de Narcos va où l’Argent de Narcos voudrait ir, IRREGARDLESS… knot like those fucking tithes from the Archdiocese of “Can’t Touch This”.

 

Shoot! Now Satan, that old devil ain’t even an Angel like Lucifer is, but that’s only because Satan is an Israeli boogie man, just like that genocidal murderer Benjamin Netanyahou.

Technically… Satan es un hombre de Dios, with this in mind remember ‘the golden Rule’, which states that “As Above – so below”, and what Paul does to one side Peter must do to the opposite side, —Aussie.

 

Lucie on the other side of Hell is of course a rock star, just like that syphilitic Mister Franklin at Versailles… Ô Benjamin, you crazy fou—those were the THEYS my friend, those were the THEYS.

… and Golden Earring goes here ; Page 299 Fou (Le Christ)

La última letra, después de la griega and, the slanted cross in front of an upside-down EmE.

Volt ⚡ Aire 🌬️ the Frenchman stars as “Cuni-Cuni” François-Marie Arouet aka ‘la rana’.

 

Cuni, cuni, asegura la rana, que cuándo Dalila se siente sola Sansón saca la marihuana on top of the Empire State zénith, and Zoe, I don’t select the news cycles and the narrative pretty much writes itself.

 

And now, a closer look with Stephanie Ruhle and the Creation of Job. Full disclosure, no A.I. bubbles were burst.

It Sells

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Vamos pues, con “El Ángel” : first African victory in de Have-l’ange’s tournament

“Me pongo de pie”, se escucha venir desde la Quai d’Orsay justo ante “El.Ángel” atalayado que devisa Les Invalides desde el Puente Alejandro III en El Sena.

Being For The Benefit of Jean-Marie Faustin Godefroid “João” de Havelange,

El Ángel Fernández : And it’s not that the Mexican national team’s outstanding record for the FIRST part of the phrase, “jugamos como nunca” is anything other than fabulous. But that part of la oración is now complete and it wouldn’t make a difference if the second part of that presagio turns out in favor of The Basque³, but the issue here is that we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot enjoy the real World Cup, the one which is inclusive of all of the teams in the globe and not just the 50 States of the U.S. and of course, Canada, especially when there’s a thing called ICE behaving  like the Schutzstaffel and Runic numerals on Elephant hunters’ jerseys from Valhalla’s tribe.

³~. Mexican National Team coach, Javier Aguirre.

If only, CLAUDIA 🇲🇽 SHEINBAUM, if only Ándres Manuel López Obrador, would have been more like Habib 🇹🇳 Bourguiba (Argentina ⚽ 1978) maybe [just maybe] you would not have to be dealing with Governess Eugenia ”Maru” la chihuahuense—Campos and, that governor from “El Chapo’s” territory in Badiraguato, KANSAS ; or his counterpart in Tijuana, Marina del Pilar Ávila because we are referring to AMLO’s compadre in Mazatlán, the former governor of Sinaloa, the great Ruben Rocha Moya.

2 de junio de 1978, 16:45 en ROSARIO, Argentina, Estadio Lisandro de la Torre dónde el equipo nacional de Habib 🇹🇳Bourguiba obtains the first African victory in a World ⚽ Cup ; for team México it was 1/3 of their darkest hour in World Cup history (up to that point), almost as dark as the POLICE torture cellars below the Buenos Aires Naval Mechanics School, but that’s only because of the similarities between Trump’s FIFA caprice and General Jorge Rafael Videla “National Reorganization Process” and other assorted Condors in The Andes regions of Uncle Sam in Simón Bolivar’s South.

 

Note to Editors: please skip “la última letra” on account that the “Diccionario amoroso de la Biblia (Decoin, D. Oct. 2009 ; PLON) only goes to the i-griega. Don’t ask why.

1 de julio … proméxico? Eye don’t think so

What would the insurrectionists of 1776 say about “We The People” of 2026?

Donald “con man” Trump would get a red card of impeachment and immediately after that CONSEQUENCE the son-of-a-bitch would be EXECUTED for treason.

 

Strawberry Moon For Eva… Zoé in Greek, and Eve if you follow the Sun.

Look! Up in the sky… and Donald Trump suggests, “don’t look up, look sideways and pass the biscuits please.”

 

… for context, Zoe at ‘la bagagerie’, i (Armando Segovia / armando serrano-prieto) told you that Öüï was going to use JR’s Cavern entre La Monnaie y La Samaritaine to introduce your lovely benevolence to Kevin Bacon, can you Zoé, count to six?

Never mind l’IntrUSA en COLORADO… here comes the fucking frogs

 

Donald Trump did nothing wrong…
the United States of America and Paola Ramos did ; enjoy your ‘polite society’ and your “latin x” crap.

Runes de Marfil y Aztecas… Norwegian WOULD.

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Ayotzinapa para mundialistas©️

What you do to one side, Ewe must do to the other.

 

The Golden Rule

Yo no busco — encuentro… 🎶 de pronto tanta educación es un desastre 🛘.

Asunción, PARAGUAY _ Linear Algebra for dummies and a bank holiday for the Guaraní nation following the ICE detention incident in them United States, additionally, sources close to Mika Brzezinski reported that Mika popped her cherry during the the France vS Norway match where the French calmly made their way back to The Four Season’s Hotel, whereas the Paraguayans were promptly escorted back to their ICE DETENTION facility where the South American squad celebrated their qualification to the next elimination round of the FIFA and ICE “sig heil” Soccer Cup.

In local knews… la japonesa ganó en El Perú, pero perdió ante Brazil.

 

… beyond the Andes and over the Rockies it’s “remnants of remnants” and destiny by design or how Capitalism in them United States finally caught its own tail.

Genesis 1:1… in the beginning (Under Pressure)

Political judges : legal cannibalism

Welcome to Miami, Baxter Duty stars as The Salamandra

… previously on, “Appendix rider to the entry : Cher EM!”, Duncan Bridgeman was ushering in the Second Intervention of the Year of Mexico in France (punto y coma) the year was 2013, October was the month and our borrador en proceso or, working draft if youse Anglophone, and the “utopia” that Clara is currently celebrating right now with Axolotls, was sold in France by a network of business entrepreneurs and political cannibals that would deliver “alebrijes” to La Geode… but not before Julio César on the collage below on the same day that Stephanie Menou and her chain of command at the préfecture de police at Cité would close ranks with Pablo Gleason and his little mexican cinema “d’Alterite”.

Homer was a French Clochard, period!… and Baxter Duty, you Rosbif motherfucker Ewe, Eye told your Park Avenue residence-living Cunt that i (Armando Segovia) am the Axolotl… all those years ago.

Entonces, Zoe… n’Eva in a million years darling, Ewe looks more like a Lilith, but who am Eye to judge your creators—and Malia would Knot let me lie : Homer was a French Clochard.

 

… for context we the staff strongly advice not to follow this most non-consequential blog without an understanding that each and Évry block on every post moonlights as an annotated bibliography cards of the past 15 years in France. So don’t you go linear on Mí, Zoe, on account that Öüï’s dealing with Sine and knot tangents.

Son°ata Nº 4 en Pu•ta Madre Mayor op. 102 nº 1

As quite possibly the first Made-in-France refugee, Eye has it on good authority that the Frères Jacques (all Fo’ of Em#) are flaming fags and La Violoncelliste is a slut.

Deep Down where les égouts don’t flow.

… and Jacqueline Alemany, youse knot gonna believe who La Violoncelista gets to play the role of?

Trust in Mí, culebra d’Hermès ⚕️and Use me ’till Ewe can’t Use Mí, kNOW mO’ 🎙️… in Brazilian jiu-jitsu (if you 🧜🏿‍♀️are LISTENING) this Scale is called the “stay tuned for detail”

Note to editors: i (Armando Segovia) asked and les “piscines” responded with apologies to the Fuggies, but you cocksuckers did praised “the great Mussolini”, so yeah, that is only ON ART of why Öüï, is not getting More higher.

Pleased to meet you…

 

And, Jacqueline Alemany, Eye bets youse glad that your gram.pa was not named “Italiani”

I love you Giorgia, but youse bringing Macron down, i-know—Eye-knows that you two need each other to complement the infamous Marquis de Sade’s Miramar Treaty, signed in Trieste ; for the benefit of Napoléon III.

https:// www .telegraph .co .uk /2026/06/25 /macron-and-meloni-mull-marriage-convenience-french-riviera/

🎶 Vamos juntos hasta Italia, nos bañaremos en la playa 👙.

 

ISSY-Marianne-des Moulineaux, sí. All Eye needs is tú notes 🎶 and one Pint before noon in Paname y-N-Roma, pero eso sí, con mucho amoR.

Breaking in Paris, it’s Trou 🕳️ 🏊🏿‍♀️ it seems that “My Nigga’s in Paris” can’t swim ; not a myth, just a mirror from le canal… what in the Fuck do they teach you at the Piscine!!! How not to wear shity-stampped 🫟 swimwear?

https:// www .leparisien .fr /canicule-55-deces -par-noyade-recenses-depuis-le-debut-de-lepisode-de-fortes-chaleurs-26-06-2026

Never mind the punchline , here comes the delivery.

 

and Paola Ramos, it’s 2016 and Eye can’t recognize the West-world anymore ; especially Tamaulipas, the Mexican state in the SHAPE of a sitting elephant, which no-body seems to see… probably because of that little fucking Chihuahua to the east of Piedras Negras in Coahuila.

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Idiom of the THEY : you made your bed? NOW lie on it!

If you’ve never heard of a man called Leon Black, Jefferey Epstein will remind the FACEBOOK crowd that Leon Black ‘actually” pays his taxes, which is more-than-what Mark Zuckerberg can say about how his company handles the safety warnings tags on the mattresses of children using his META thingy on the interwebs.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2026/06/24 /white-house-helped-mark-zuckerberg —and-the-google-ceo-dodge-a-senate-grilling 

We now know… that the mythical Springfield is located in Oh-Hi-Oh, the State with another man’s Jeans 👖.

 

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