He’s not even the right Brooks, the real Brooks is a Communist… just like Jesus H. Christ

All Of My Love

… but seriously, Ambassador Emanuel, exactly what kind of pope will David Brooks at The Atlantic, not La Jornada, is going to raise? will be RAISING?

 

Eye sees yer’ hand, Mr. Mayor, and Frankie “Fo’Fingers” raises you  Taiwan. Soul what? Get on up… in local news, chopper goes down in the San Fernando Valley, pedestrian is killed on the spot while Telemundo covered the news. Outside of the chopper victims (2-each), the pedestrian and the victims of an SUV that split opened an LA Metro bus, no porn stars were harmed at the scene.

For the record… i don’t select the news cycles, nor the people from Chicago who make the news. I am nobody.

In NYC the kids are all right, but they can’t read to save their life and with the new Odyssey on A.I. they won’t have to.

 

¡AQVA mi niño!!! — Bienvendio Bob Pancho Prevost

Got karma?

Surf’s Up : mean-while, back at the Bati-Can… JR ripped a pocket from under the Pope’s chasuble.

… l’est Ewes forget, mister Provost, that devil there wears PRADA.

🎼 Don’t cha’ Know that Ewe can count Mí out?

Up next, “Nantucket Bay” with Mara Gay.

SYNOPSIS:

Deer, Alex Wagner, i hate Trump, with that in mind… it was people like you, dear, who ushered him to The White House. Keep On Rocking in The Polite World. Now go fuck a goat.

 

Alex Wagner goes back to the future in the Reagan years. It’s shocking! Shocking that there are Sandinista-loving nostalgia to THEY… polite society at work. Be nice now.

I tell you what, Nicole Wallace, with all due respect, i (armando segovia) will SNEAK IN A BREAK and switch it over to porn, pull my wee-wee out and jerk it until little “armanditos” come out.

F.eral B.east I.nspector

Make The USA Normal Again… give Mí, LEGACY SEX or give me death.

But i won’t fuck a beast… 🎼 and Eye won’t do that

Pass the Meatloaf

Kill’em all… let The Wolf sort Em# out

A piarist priest and a company man³ are at a bar… hilarity ensues when Quentin Tarantino walks in.

… well, whatever, Nevermind. It’s just another kid on the cover.

Strike at Radio France: the 180 seconds of commentary that set the public radio station ablaze, sources close to the Opus Dei relay that the so-called “Secret History of Punk” was a great success for Radio France “Current morals” and RAPHAËL MORÁN’s crusade for “pluralism” for wanna-be Fuhrerlings and Ziggy Stardust fans.

Now, Matthieu Culleron at fip central station probably thinks that he and, what’s “Dutt’er” guy’s name, not “el corbillón” but a Thomas non-the-less, probably think that they produced the perfect PUNK history podcast (formally just a show) but, Susana Poveda… Matthieu and that “Dutt’er” guy didn’t ; them two missed the mark during their 5th episode which, consequentally dealt with ERIC CLAPTON and his love for Jamaican music but not necessarily the Rastas, so ; EC along with BOWIE, helped galvanize the Rosbif fascists and with that particular beat ushered in a new branch of Mosley—BUFs, straight out of Birmingham³ no less. 

Oi! It’s as if Hitler never was a rock star.

³~. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley, 6th Baronet of the British Union of Fascists.

Anyone for German breakfast? 《 Bitte ein Bit 》🍻.

³~. Jesuit
https ://www .nouvelobs .com /economie /20260913 /greve-a-radio-france-ces-180-secondes-de-chronique-qui-ont-mis-le-feu-a-la-radio-publique

Tragedy? Ewe asks. Knot by a longshot bee gee boy, —it’s blasphemy.

Note to Jacqueline Alemany on the Connect brunch… the first meal of the day is a BEER or a mimosa if you like history.

and… Katy Kur, now Öüï knows why Jason went back to L.A. : Porn Stars Break Their Anal Fasting

Oh lawdy Lords, Traci, Soberoff has come a long-way from Virginia.

Over at La Courneuve it’s the annual Pare de Sufrir “comrade” Fest now with more Mélenchon in Évry tent and guaranteed Organized Grab-Ass on each stage.

Hasta la víctoria, but only if-and-only-if:

the situation demands it and Mr. Gayet is convinced.

Una Gringa y dos con Sal, and a Soup Sandwich de Lobina de Mar with a side of siren from The San Fernando Valley.

… they say that it is because of the Porn Stars, that L.A. has beautiful Sunsets, this according to adult film producer Chilly Palmer and, los hijos de Sepulveda Blvd. and Lincoln Heights.

Any hoot, for those who’ve never been, “una gringa” is just a taco d’asada or ‘al pastor’, with soft white cheese wrapped in bread instead of a tortilla.

And, Jacqueline Alemany… you look like a gangster!

Is There Chile on Mars?

“The Fuhrerling 》

https ://www .bbc .co .uk /programmes /david-bowie-evil-fascism-flirter-or-genius-musical-chameleon

No Jacket Required,
membership optional and,
no shoes—no chanclas
NO TACOS!!!

Did Ewe get the Memo? There’s no life on Mars and David Bowie was an Evil Fascist Flirter just like The United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commision.

 

… for the record, mister Trump, same goes with The Census and no, no mister President, Eye is not His-Panic. Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre might be hispanic, but not Mí. Additionally, Öüï is not a “chicano” and the only “cholos” that i (Armando Segovia) knew were from ONTARIO, so … like that lake that you supposedly re-named, AMERICANS, just like the Peruvians³ known to Pope Leo XVI.

³~. https ://www .encyclopedia .com /humanities /encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps /cholo

And in Washington : Say Cheese 🌎 !!!

What a Puck!!! Those have got to be the meanest lapels in Washington! Eye means who, Jacqueline Alemany, —who? Who has the gall to slap sliced white American cheese on them vulvas, what’s next shamrocks and leprechuns?

On the menu : white American cheese melted over Huevos Re-doblados or Snared Benedicts with an order of L.A. Tacos (4-each).

 

I’m Sirius, Ms. Wright, and that’s one mean cheese slice youse wearing under that Washington Sun and the good-people on The Moon.

So… you do feel lucky, punk.

 

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Up next, “does the Pope piss in Rome? The answer after The Bears go to hell.

Give a flower a monkey and the vulva will think that she’s the center of the Universe

Last BOAt to Cairo, but you can always take a plane 🍸 i mean, Rudy… it’s been a 1/4 of a century, let by-gones be by gones… so, do you feel lucky, PUNK?

Give me B-52’s or give Mí, Banshee.

Kast… ing from 11-9-11

[Cold opening]

FALSE FRIENDS in INTERPRETATION

Chile Stops Memoire 🇨🇱, but this 🌶 chile d’Árbol will make sure that you don’t forget.

Non, docteur Haass, nous ne sommes pas tous des « Américains », comme lors de cette journée ensoleillée de septembre, for starters professor Haass, Mister Kast will  spend 11-9 in Los Ríos, not the MONEDA PALACE where for better or worst [the events of that day] gave José Antonio Kast his reason to be, anyhow the PINO-CHET-ista arrived last night in his FACH° plane to Valdivia, a region of Chile where General Augusto Pinochet performed his greatests hits for the LOCAL scene.

https ://www .biobiochile .cl /chile /2026/09/11 /presidente-kast-arriba-a-los-rios-en-pleno-11-de-septiembre-se-reunira-con-alcaldes-y-parlamentarios

°~. Fuerza Aerea de Chile

Sin Celery…

El Mundo de Le Monde

 

Here comes The Sun, now with a Spoonful 🌬 of cancer with every 🇨🇱 Coup and in every Attack 🇺🇲… Australia is the enemy.

 

Somewhere in the galaxie, Ewe see a funny thing happened on the way to Australia and Eye got lost in space somewhere Across The Universe. This is not the first time that an incident of this .caliber has deviated Something, [on a targeted route] to the other side of Albuquerque or wO’ist! GUASTI Pk. on the foothills of Cucamonga.