Mean, while Donald Trump goes into his 19th day of 2019 as the former leader of the Hollywood Blockbuster and, above all thing’s: The Tom Cruise Way of Life.
Fire–FIRE SABOT:4a9f3c82-9bb6-4d83-9a9a-e3d66844a4f3
KEEP ON ROCKING IN america… IT AIN’T ME (Stephen Colbert) Eye ain’t no FREE WORLD SENATOR’S son.
05 hundred hours CENTRAL NATO TIMES.
ALERT!
Dear, Library Lady.
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HOY NO HUBO JASpucinas
puras hadas,
mota
y
guillotinas,
según Berrouka.
Anygüey, Library Lady, you know it’s going to be an interesting turn of events when people around The Globe learn that the job of the president of the International Criminal Organization, (INTERPOL) involves nothing more than a mere ceremonial ACT.
Think about it, Mi’Library Lady!
Do you know the effect that this revelation is going to have on the Bond’s, the Dragnet’s, and on Le Inspector de La Pantera Rosa???
Oh, the humanity
the Mambo
and the muthafunkin
Cha–cha—Shhhhha.
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Entonces, señorita bibliothécaire, para no pérderle el ritmo al violonceYo, we [the staff] are going to sketch a frame about the latest funny irony that happened once inside the Forum, as the staff prepared the aforementioned Invoice for the consulting fees on that paint job for “Your Pretty Little Framed” doll houses at the White House (1600 Transylvania… ).
This is a motherfucking Work in Progress, Flaco; it’s a BLACK BIRD kind of SongSinTitulo:68b05463-28ba-4258-a132-5d7bfc656dd0—YET!!!
Large, the former Addams Family Butler adapts that situation and hands it right back to y’all on a thermic blanket… and don’t worry “flaco” it’s a clean sheet, unlike that yellow carpet that you say, “dirty people” walk on.
And stil to Come:
Super:694696bd-26dd-46f9-9772-3591145f1843 — Followed by an Awesome ’71, Babe.
22.40 CET — 16.42 EST… theres a Two minute delay, Frenchy.
It’s Casual Friday at the Purple Pundit’s Desk, if you are watching, go ahead and let you hair down… go ahead, let it down, 800.000 people are not getting paid, you think they give a fuck if you are having a hair day?
I’ve got a feeling Donald Trump doesn’t Either.
Unless Ann Coulter forgot her fucken Vania’s👌and Rush Limpvaugh (if that is how his name is spelled) ran out of Viagras©️™️®️
I’ve got a feeling—alright.
… and The Reverend goes:
You’ve got a feeling
and “I Have A Dream.”
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FALLBACK Viernes follows.
Previously, on asegovia_MotherfuckinG_3:
El rebelde Benjamín Argumedo, argumentaba,
[ bola de Kool—Eau_ros] desde el CANTÓN de Manu Chao; de su Pariente EuNICE; of the motherfucking Sirens Den, —and— of course Mano Negra (Tù me’stas dando/diste Mala Vida) en Bolognia,
que el General Arroyo no era ninguna pelusa, y como muestra, Argumedo trajo a la PELUSA MÁS GRANDE DE TODOS LOS MÉXICO 1986: El Gran Comandante —y tocayo— d’este pinchurriento y puto Blog, Diego Armando Maradona
It’s the TEN o’Clock channels in Central NATO Times.
…and still to come on the NAT King GEO channel:
TIGERS ARE GREAT!
with musical guest:
Up and at’Em# and La Barrera de SOL.
So, Cousin Joe, before we switch it over to the C–Span’s, I, Armando Segovia, also known by The Préfecture de Police à Cité (75004) by the Mexican Nomenclature of ARMANDO SERRANO-PRIETO, would like to put a little *ASTErisk on your comment about last night’s “Big Meal” before doing the Shut–Eye, which was followed by that dumb country lawyer “told You so” momentary stare of yours. Cousin Joe, PLEASE BE ADVISED, that the very “special” delivery that was sacrificed on the way to our little den at the Forum’s Underground took at least 24 hours to sucummb to whatever was injected into his or hers (not sure what the gender of the little baby rat was… I, Armando Segovia, only took care of the funeral arrangements, “that is to say, EWE know,” that I only placed the little dead motherfuking mouse inside of a decent casket (a Pringles™️ tube) before that specimen went into the McDo Bye–bye bin.
Out of respect to the little animal, no picture-registering was allowed at the scene del Siniestro… but Boy–oh_BO¥, did you know that it was the Very French, who went ahead and installed surveillance at every entrance to The Kids in The Hall, y’all.
NO LOS CREÍA TAN COBARDES
Kool–EROS sí.
Cobardes no los creía, culeros.
P.S. about the Danglin’ Participle in this REALITY journalism ACT:
Picture this, the syringe was still stuck to one of it’s little pink paws; a paw that was probably bigger than both of Donald Trump’s tiny hands.
Now, about that “Pelusa®️™️©️” ensayo:
Dear, “GlasiRat’s” y “La Machy”… if those are your REAL usernames, Eye disagree with both of you, o como dicen los muy francece–ce–ces—ese en Vera(puta)Cruz: los dos están pendejos y malos del Yo-Yo.
And here’s exhibit ONE:
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•-_!_-• Por ejemplo, Raquelito:
DONNIE Deutsch might be a “Pelusa de La Quinta, en Nueva Yo’l”, pero Donnie no es pelusa de Quinta.
I. What a PELUSA, is not.
By Armando Segovia de los Serrano y Prieto (SDF—Global) — Mexican Jazzglish, con trocitos de Francés, salpicadas de Portugués, y por supuesto, Sirens, Castellano.
Argument:
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HOY NO HUBO JAZZ
II
Los dueños de la Hacienda Miranda
bien pudieron seguir considerando
a Tomás Arroyo otra simple pelusa insurrecta desde sus cómodas asociaciones de Ley en Francia,
pero El General Arroyo no era ninguna pelusa.
p 34 Gringo Viejo…
Exhibit B:
[At this moment —that is to say, Ewe know, Tune–in— to hear a “Dumb Country lawyer” in the voice of Joe Scarbourough shouting Eye—SAY, Eye–Say Eye du “Ob_Ject'”, Monsieur Le President of the Court!].
Then Joe looks up and sees Mr. Sanford without his Son:9b89a8fa-5a47-429d-9085-8e47902ea911
—ZAT, you REDD FOXX!?
Wicked and kicking:t9b24e7e9-9c33-4a11-9601-0782d6d9262d
II.b
Docket 2400 Fourteenth Street
Washingtoh, D.C.; sin código.
La mirada de Harriet Winslow, [triunfolento para los del Laboratorio en dónde ella “laburaba », según un boludo en la portería del equipo de Los Miranda] encontró la de Tomás Arroyo cuando el general entró MARCANDO al salón de baile (Versailles de Chihahuita) con un fuete en la mano.
ARGUMEDO…
La educadora gringa reúne los prejuicios presentes en individuos elevados en el llamado mundo civilizado en dónde los sistemas educativos curtén a los pupilos para actuar ante equís situación de acuerdo a las costumbres but most important, the Way of Life structured by the triunfoLentos that built R O M A in different epochs, not in ONE MOTHERFUCKING DAY.
Pass Interference and Stolen Base at the BOTTOM of the First Down of the midnight hour in Central NATO Times; en Nueva Yol’l son las Seis de La Tarde, and Heidi, please relay to the Purple Pundit that you have been authorized to wear The Color Purple whenever you want. Furthermore, for the forepage, if challenged by Oprah, or Mrs. Goldberg about the wearing of that garb, tell them that “Field Marshal Carlin” signed–off on this general order in accordance to the guidelines and protocols of AR 670–1 change 00110011.
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PS. please relay to the elements who took the command decsion to light up all the pretty little Doll Houses in pretty pastel hues that the subliminal shots at “PUTUS 45” look Fucking Awesome. I will be sending an invoice for “concept consulting & ideas” shortly, in the mean time, while Donald Trump remains grounding air transportation for all kind of “pelusas,” at all kinds of airports (civilian or otherwise) do keep your squelch in position “On”.
Day 17, 2019
manazo
&
BATMAN
“From the front porch EWE can see Le Sherif ARPAIO que debería estar en prision: f7260891-f08b-479a-9e1e-89f5c0c8b955
manaZo and Batman are having a Soup Sandwich at Le Mardin. George Straight’s Turkish cover of “Amarillo By Morning” is playing right Next door at Le Suly, allí adentro de ese tugurio se encuentran reunidos los elementos de el cinito mexicano en París, y esa “Pelusa©️™️®️” celebra, junto con los Amigos de México en Francia, el tremendo éxito que R O M A cosecha por todos los cinitos del mundo. Como de habitud, el representante del Aparato de Alcance Cultural del Ministerio de SPECTACLES de La France, el señor Oliver Benkemoun, celebra tambíén al mismo tiempo el éxito rotundo del romano Omar SY en “Bollywood” a través del pequeño corazón de Kevin Heart and a very sketchy drug dealer.
Ocean’s Front Properties.
Con un brazo A•Kim•Bo, el señor Oliver Benkemoun. les dice a los lambiscones… es… es… ese, perdón, se me “Science’sKabab—Poteo®️™️©️“, quise escribir, el señor Oliver Benkemoun les dice a los “Hartistas, productores y colaboradores de la Embajada de México en Francia:
Stay tuned para ver que chingados dijo el viejo barbón de C’NEWS.
20 Minutes before the Hours. This Tube is brought to you by the Free WIFI at McDo, which Eye know that Ewe, motherfucker, also like.
Dear Purple pundit, nice dress, we mean it, despite all of those subliminal output stopping Vanias®️.
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The good thing about this blog is that Teresa no lo lee, because if she did, she might have been encouraged to to wear a Red Dress.
INPUT | OUPUT at Downing street follows:
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Please excuse the danglin’ participles, and other assorted repetitions.
Vámonos con Pancho Villa…
—Change 2.1:
¡Vamonos Con OCASIO–CORTEZ à CAPITOL Records, to put THE motherfucking LID on “the GOLDBERG nun,” formally known as Whoopie the M’itch. —•— YouPee!!!
https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator :
Las Coincidencias fatales de la puta canción marsellesa en Strasbourg in da’motherfucking key of Reggae.
Starring Serge Hitchcock and Alfred Gainsbourg
Musical Scorsese: Manoukian Bertrand and André Emmanuel LóPez Dicale.
… a chéne (leaf) E/P/A
But FIRST!!!
WE GOT TO BREAK THE NEWS!!!
Londres, Inglaperra— 16 de enero del año del caldo. Luego de que los Rosbifs proclamaran a Katty Kay como la Suprema Soberana de La BBC, Scotland Yard tomó cartas en el asunto del caso de una banda de maleantes con la cara de Angelito, pero con cola de pescado, según un tamaulipeco veraneando por los inviernos de París.
You don’t hold me_2f395e77-5a4d-4515-9ff4-8ee6ae2736d2 •—_!_—• Sur les jupes de Mabillon casi Cochando CHOCANDO, no « cochando”, en la Peñafiel del Amigo Carlos Fuentes.
Rigo, como le dice todo “el pueblo chido”, asegura que él mismo vió con sus propios “dos” ojos mexicanos lindos a un par de “sirenas” sacándole “las pixes” a las londinenses.
EXTRA — EXTRA
Londinenses aplican rigurosa ley en contra de los “llamados” unsolicited upskirts screenshots!!!
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Mean, while Trump continues to plot the fall of NATO, EN MÉXICO NO LES PASA NADA A LOS SACA PATRIMONIO “del pueblo” y a los CHUPACABRAS de combustible que tiene varados a los capitalinos de la Cuarta Tranfrormerción.
…
Otro testigo, jura haber cachado el momento del “Snap!”
“Hizo así más o menos como cuando te dan un porrazo cuando estas cantando, « come on Nena, light my fire », y ¡BAM!!! —un sartenazo en el frente,” dijo José Feliciano.
