Dear Cousin Joe… Eye can go to France, and be an American³, ask me how?

³~. Just like Alejandro González Iñárritu but for different motivations and literally, without the commercial ‘breaks’ and or “exercises” (Wood, 79) pero sí, Eye wanted to see what México looked like without Mí  “from the outside” and for my Mexicanidad, Öüï was of course blacklisted and ostracized (a reciprocal ‘perla’ if you know who MABM in Spain is) by a bunch (lot, if your name is in BAFTA listings) who wear flowery scarfs during  heatwaves and throw around highbrow words such as —altérité, justice and dignité.

Up next:

🎶🎶🛘 Fundación Slim invita las Tecates.

 

It’s not about fear or prejudice, it’s more about a “personal [fucking] note, the level of insecurity is very high in Mexico and to live in Mexico with two children was becoming very hard…”, to live inside of Alejandro González Iñárritu’s ranch of idiosyncrasies and 21 Grams.

Page144 of THE FABER BOOK of MEXICAN CINEMA

Reaganism

 

Y Tu Mamá También : under the purple 🟣 blossoms of Tomás “el Corbillón” secret garden 🪏, any 🦉 hoot, Marjolena Kalten-porten Bachbulbs, what Eye wants to know if that Californian on your cabin has casted his vote for the Governor’s Race in Cucamonga? Well has he?

Now on to other things in Tommy’s plantation grounds at Sunset, where youse not going to believe who’s coming for dinner? That’s right mister Amore’s Perros, doña Sortilegios who just happened to be waiting for someone to open that little FABER book of, —selon Sean Penn, “wetbacks” in Hollywood, and find out that Clint Eastwood ain’t even from San Francisco and he did (that dirty bastard) snatch that heart that the other birthday-boy³ left near Carmel by the coast.

Magical Mystery Whistle

Magical Mystery Whistle

³~. Tony Bennett.

El Diario del Chuco — featuring the other half of Daft Punk

Meanwhile at Clochard Central… in or around Paris, Texas, temperatures were “above” average at The Atlantic, where fags are smoked.

Make América Great Again.

It’s la CINÉTOSE de Slim… y la de IÑARRI-tu mamá también.

I ( Armando Segovia) cannot believe this negro, seriously!!! In this heat, mister Alejandro González Iñárritu is going to complete a full-circle with the Truffaut cinéma librairie… pinche negro.

Baby You Can Ride My Drones

 

… up next, “The CURE” in France, followed by Softball with Dylan in Durango…

¿Q-vo?… Aquí estoy

So, E.G. Jr., what is, the definition of an “american”?

Up next, los hijos de Ronald Reagan and the Evil Empire.

And Donnie Deutsch, I’m gonna’ brand you back to 1876 and have Professor Meachum wait on 1872 and his better Cherubs, behold Jew :

The Bridge (1962) Sonny Rollins… ol’Night long.

And JR., Saint-Denis (93100) says, “nigga please!”.

 

The good thing about this blog is that Senator Corral doesn’t even know that, IT!, exists

Meanwhile at La Courneuve, the Somme of all fuck-ups is that Deputy Rufin, a sort-ah/kind-of diputado in France not a sheriff in El Paso, didn’t ask Mí to review his BD, which is a book with monitos as media printed on its pages.

Never mind Clara’s eyes… I Can See For Miles and Carry Rollins Along.

En Fin doÑa Clara, Eye Can See for Miles and, Carry Rollins on the same TRUMPET 🎺 Call

… and Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, get out of town! And here is why, because it’s gonna be hot, hot, hot—so wadda’Ewe say Öüï head on over to El Pueblito Mexicano³, just across that West Texas Town of El Paso, where Maru Campos is opening el corral para los “americanos”.

Page Tú… the Stewart in the nEwes.

³~. El Pueblito Mexicano, or “el pueblito” was a comercial center in front of a French-style discothèque named “Electrik Qiu”, Senator Corral used to have his constituents office there ; sources close to “El Víc” Quintana relay that Senator Corral chose this strategic location because he could look out of his Congressional window and see French catrina’s at the disco, except that instead of dressing up like garbanceras from Posadas’ time, these catrina’s wore Benetton and neon colors at night.

Further On Down The Road 🛣️ en chilagolandia, Claudia is geopolitically flexing her labia with some European-types including Ursula von der Leyen and some guy named Antonio Costa in order to by-pass esos pinches estadounidenses y sus tarifas de tripas.

And Soni 🐏 Carneiro, Dr. Poisson just down your BFM’ER-street might concur³

In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.

³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :

Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny  tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales 🛘 department page 📜.

 

_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.

Issy-three-is a magic number.

 

Over at the anti-Gentile House of the Shrimp-eating PIGS from Israel, it’s King David never knew what he missed, —or did he?

Pork Rind and Reichs.

Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.

 

Previously on “i can’t believe that these motherfuckers” with Jackie Alemany and the sparring dough bottom boys

Today’s Pentecost Sunday short-story is about the time that Jesus’ supernatural father, or Joseph’s sancho (The Holy Spirt) called the gang to play, it was Memorial They…


And I ran, I ran so far away : Adios!

_and The Cult of Trump via the Legislative BRANCH gave a back-handed bitch slap to each and every one of the service members who lost thier lives in one of the many wars of White Anglo-Saxon men in them United States in América, by way of closing shop without voting for a yes or no vote, on the “sand 🏌️ trap” of Iran.

 

Comics unleashed in a little box – Cc Rider

Rider

This Cantón Was Cancelled : Éric de Mann 🇬🇧 U… deer “French Banksy”, Éric Cantona called, Mr. Cantona wants his dark sunglasses 🕶️ back.

.    noun

1. a person who is riding or who can ride a motorcycle, por ejemplo :
“See see rider” is a movie about mules transporting marihuana inside of their iron horses (each).

Nothing to see here, —you see?

2. a condition or capricho added to something already agreed upon, like this little perla that reached Donald Trump’s bathroom in Mar-a-Lago in January of 2021 :
“one rider to the the Jeffrey Epstein deal—if Jeffrey goes down, Évry last one of you motherfuckers goes down, mister president.”

To all who’ve felt the news like Colbert and Mí

Comics unleashed in a little box…

It Won’t Be Long for your Rubber Soul to lose its grip on late night tv… thank God for porn.

 

Irregardless of whether you (as a hypothetical follower of late-night tv) enjoy syndicated superheros shows or, simple porn… one thing is for sure, Jacqueline Alemany, Byron Allen (the new Buzzfeed and the old Late Show’s time slot media mogul owner) is not at fault for reaping the friuts of CAPITALISM from the final piece on the MONOPOLY® board game, —The White House.

Living on a prayer 🙏🏽and behaving like a virgin on fip CULTES on Soundgarden’s FELL ON BLACK DAYS with mister BLANCHE and White in D.C..

Note to editors : to celebrate the ARRIVAL of the ANTI LATE-NIGHT SHOW CLASS, Öüï is pulling up The ANGELUS at 17h59 in CET right before the very first note of Jazz is dropped at NOON in Hawaiian Standard Time with a NEW YORK TRUMP state of mind.

And on the Third Day… God created LAND and immediately after Planet Earth began to develop ACNE, which Amos (the messenger) described as mountains 🛘 in some book about myths and fables that functions in the same fashion as instant noodles for the soul.

Remember what Louis Pasteur and others like Burt Reynolds (Boogie Nights) or Al Pacino (The Devil’s Advocate) said :

CHANCE FAVORS THE WEALTHY CLASS, regardless if they are qualified or not ; and no counselor, THE EPSTEIN CLASS do not have to attend thier terrible  offsprings weddings and such.

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.