Meanwhile in New York, a New Day dawns on that big Apple where Donald John Trump broke them Windows of that there hospital that he claims to love so much.
Are you, mr. president, done making america great again? You’ve done it, mr. president, america is number one. It’s too bad that The Great State of Georgia won’t get the news for at least another month.
In Central Europe Time it is:
The Eleventh Hour, indeed.
At Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, the prohibitively and tragically rich, are locking up the New American Castles. And of course, they (the rich fat cats) are depressed about it, while they haggle the wages of their unpaid gardeners and landscapers.
In Military news, the U.S. Navy crucifies actual leaders and REWARDS psychopathic NAVY Seals for committing WAR CRIMES.
Dear, Acting Secretary of the Navy. Hon.
Thomas B. Moldy …. Thomas B. Modly from O.H.I.O, please be advised that the following opinion paragraph must be read in a Captain Jack Sparrow’s father voice, and yes, —sir— D.A.T. D.A.R.E motherfucker is an actual Rolling Stone.
Mr. Moldy … Modly, no one here at staff is questioning your service to the country, you sir, unlike that incompetent POTUS you call ‘boss’ are a former U.S. Navy pilot, however, sir, let’s not forget the spotlight incident that got you the position that you are currently warming the chair for, and by this we mean the next ACTUAL secretary of them floating fortresses that DONALD JOHN TRUMP, and you, sir, just compromised.
We [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] are, however, questioning WHAT EVER HAPPENED to them “wheelbarrows full of cold hard cash, that Paul Bremer (N° 3) lost while toppling Saddam Hussein. You were the … wait for it, Eye is going to take a nap…
Man! that was one long nap. As we woke we heard D.A.T D.A.R.E. ‘black spy’, hey There, Nance, long time no see. How ’bout them pentagon boys, eh!? Sycophants at their best.
Meanwhile across The Atlantic, Dr. Jon Meachum is only slightly out of tune, here’s how:
Motherfuckers! This is GEORGIA.
Georgians are God fearing people!
Why would God give Corona’s to Georgians?
Why, president Trump? Why?
[EAT A PEACH — In The Navy]
Why? President Trump, why? You told u.s. that the COVID-19 was a hoax… Why, president Trump? Why?
Please, president Trump, address this betrayal on your next WHITE HOUSE press briefing RALLY, —you SonOfA Bitch!!!
Öüï does not know what eclectic 🐰 means.
In local news, El Hijo de “Santo” a sido secuestrado. Pistas preliminares apuntan a que “el” Blue Demon lo apañó. Reportes periciales arrojan datos de que el siniestro fue tramado en un Puto cinito mexicano en Les Lilas (casi esqina con el Veinte de París) y la guarida para guardar al Santo (el enmascarado de plata) se dio en un chingado “Hotel de Dios”, al lado del EsQuat de un tal, Quasimodo.
And now: stupid human tricks from New York 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Issy, Mujer Maravilla, esto es un méndigo intermedio en technicolor®️.
Hey, Mr. Schmitty, ‘member them wheelbarrow Theys in Irak part ii? If your floppy disc is cloudy, worry not, Los Hilos de Armando will thread the souls of U.S. Army issued combat desert boots to go with your kakis and rolled-up dress shirt.
Note to editors, BFM‘ers, and of course, former REPUBLICAN congressman Charles Joseph Scarborough:
the following is follow-up to a BFM TV report that we (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) witnessed in real-time on a “Thompson assembled” flat screen hanging inside of a Kebab shop, which
reported claimed that France was “making” several tens of thousands of “cubre bocas”, as the online version of La Jornada (en México) calls these. In context, the AFP reported yesterday that « The U.S.A. » was deploying the former leader of the 2003 Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority Lewis Paul Bremer III, STRATEGY, in order to “hijack” the French shipments of face masks from Chinese manufacturers.
We, the staff of this most non–consequential blog, « pray » that all you motherfuckers don’t shoot the messenger and instead ask the leaders of the free world how it is that your motherfucking first responders came to depend on China to save their asses‽ —Provided, of course, D.A.T. the AFP’s wheelbarrow loaded–with–cash rumor report is true.
The Nicolle’s husband household scored a Commando 450 from “the” USPS!!! Yeah. Meanwhile in Washington, the lack of preparedness from the Donald John Trump administration is now turning the American Image of “exceptionalism” into a GOODFELLAS scene at La Guardia Airport, in SHYNA! IN SHYNA!!!
Wet market, free market, heck any unregulated market, it is just bull puckey… Dear, AFP: nice prop that the AP sold you there.
Jack Nicholson is a fag, dijo “El Guasón”.
BREAKFAST IN AMERICA, 75003
Good morning, America. The following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.
CANADA DROPS AN ATOMIC BOMB ON the state of Florida. It was a bold move and the rest of the Western world applauded the initiative to close all of the “sandbars” and party joints in that fucking state. It killed many, many, —many— nanas and grandPAWS but they were going to die, anyhow. Merci, Canada.
Section Bee Ey, Advertorial (Homes and Chantes*) pg. 34
Tired of having to go to “chez lui” or « chez la », the very French have banded in solidarity to once–and–for–all know the feeling of what those damn Hispanos and Latinos (not the same group of animals), and the good people of Michoacán and Monterrey (an entire separate set of beasts altogether –Now) mean when they utter “I’m going home”, the Entire French nation, including some of their little Frogs, have all sheltered in place, Chez ‘lui’ and Chez ‘la’ in hopes that like falling in love, which the very French invented but have no idea what it feels like To Fall in love, at all, can arrive at knowing what it feels like to have A Home, hommie (and if you are French, the first two letters of HOmmie
is bee pronounced as if one was calling a la puta de Josefina, and not Josephine (pariente de Cousin Joe), a fine girl from the great State of O•H•I•O.
In Local (predictable) News:
Radio French Interdepartamental reports from La République, that the initial get-to-know your family nucleus, in an attempt to figure out what IT Means, To Call your « place » a home, is running into an initial brick wall. In a swift response to the problem, the French government is considering prohibiting the sale of Alcohol, yes ladies in germs, Alcohol is now becoming a problem in French places trying to feel what it feels to be a Home and, (oh, the humanity) having to deal with one’s own Children and/or Significant Other on a 24/7 basis in a non–vacation in an exotic land scenario.
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Over at Mr. Schmitty’s living room, Steve is trying on a different look, but he’s not FOOLING anybody, stop it, Steve! You are only encouraging Ali Velshi to start sporting that Disco Stu afro in the next segment. And besides, you should not shower with you wig on, Mr. Schmitty.
… timestamp in Hilo, Hawaii is
TUESDAY, March 31st of 2020
at the 20th hour of the THEY,
… [N]ot to mention, mr. Sambora, “A dedicated follower of Fashion”.
And over at AXIOS TV, HoBO TV is keeping woman in the kitchen, no word if they get to wear shoes to–go–at it! Barefooted.
And in other Nine–Eleven para lelos, Cousin Joe, here’s another “I’ll be there for you” moment from the personal Attorney General of Donald John Trump; so listen up Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand and don’t pretend that you don’t Give Love a Bad name, —enabler.
• Are we advocating domestic violence against woman?
– NO. No we are not, we are just asking that any claim made against a “guy”, that it is not railroaded in the family court circuit just so that a County Judge Does Not, —we repeat— so that a county judge does not lose an election because of the women, but not necessarily the Soccer Mom, vote.
• Are we saying that in the military, female soldiers are not abused?
— NO. No we are not, all we are pointing to, Sen. Gillibrand, is that the same S.O.P. at county courts transfers to the chain of concern, for the benefit of some, in the chain–of–command; all we are opining on, ma’am, and to flip a quote of a democratic candidate for the Commander–in–Chief:
If you are going to start off with the presumption that what a woman is claiming is true, then you better be prepared to punish with the SAME ZEAL when those same claims are proven to be false, especially if there is a paper trail of evidence that proves them claims otherwise.
Anygüey, Senator Gillibrand, if you ever would care to take the time to not read this most non–consequential blog, then you would not find out why i, armando segovia (not armando serrano prieto) get a hard–on when issues like these are up for a vote (for punishment against men) to become law [that is to say] the law of the land. But Eye will tell you, about D.A.T. on the next episode of: The Ozarks.
In Entertainment news, Radio Times suggests that if you mix them American Narcos with a Kick Ass soundtrack, you might begin to understand what a Mexican Radio programming was all about before la chingada “quebradita” began to compete with “Siempre en Domingo”, that is to say, tune in to get the latest on The Ozarks from the least visited site in the Whole Wide Web: us!