American Pie or the day that the old international order died

Let There Be Shred or how Dave Mustaine learned to dance Stayin’ Alive… ISSY-whether-Youse a Mother or a Brother : You’re stayin’ alive

More Cowbell — More Cow Belle.

 

In local news and as predicted by Vice President Vance, February made Joe shiver with Évry podcast he delivered. “The cultural war of the Joe Rogan Show” has reached Fear Factor ratings, according to German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Sources close to the to Attorney General, Pam “shit-eating” Bondi’s scatologist still remember the moment when Joe Rogan looked away like a faggety Eric Clapton in 1976 UK Tour : Cocaine and Racism, when he [Rogan, not Clapton] first watched the 2 Girls 1 Cup youtube video at the height of the “contestants must drink a cup of donkey semen” and other classics of the show that paid for one of his swimming pools in Kentucky.

Over in France, gremlins are already registring at El Mundo de Le Monde. Portuguese sirens introduced a bug via a troyan fado song. Preliminary survey suggests that the bug was smuggled by a flussy known by France24 as “the bossa nova”, but it’s not really the bossa nova, but Öüï will keep an Eye on how this transmission deveolps, or —deconstructs, knowing these Frogs.

No word, yet, if Joe Rogan has squirmed like a little bitch after streaming the latest episode of the “Like a Prayer and a Homeland”, however, eschatologists near to Homeland Security Secretary, Christi Noem’s anglo-saxon written Bible are predicting that Joe Rogan is going to squirm as if it was the end of El Mundo de Le Monde.

Véronique Mortaigne goes to Brasil to interview a “los pare de sufrir” to find out about Joe Rogan’s end of the world and his new swimming pool at the French Quarter of Mardi Gras.

 

Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

∴

… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13 for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God dor that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.

Eye say, do Ewe spick-ah Mí language³

And, Sweet Child O’Mine, don’t get Mí started on with Kevin en OAXACA :

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/2/11/hijo-de-funcionarios-morenistas-de-oaxaca-presume-autos-de-lujo-arma-de-uso-exclusivo-del-ejercito

Where do Öüï go now? — And Hercules responds, go find the Vulcan and follow The Mean Streak to from Old Segovia Road in Texas, to Château de Vaux-le-Vicomte, Dr. Poisson’s got the rest of the Voyage.

³~. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon…

Adventures in Transliterations

¿La prefectura de la comedia? I think that Eye wrote that transliteration, Aussie.

 

Across The Atlantic, what Chef Boyardee wants to get out of PAM™ is if she’s going to bring the bacon or knot!? And after yesterday’s audition for the next Prime Time Pundit on FOX News it is clear that PAM™ is bringing all the butter-flavored chemicals, but knot the bacon anyway.

CHICAGO-Style retribution:

I swear, Jimmy Kimmel, the prophecies manifest on their own, Eye don’t even have to try.

https ://www .chicago-tribune .com /news /articles /conagra-ordered-pay-25-million-in-lawsuit-alleging-PAM-cooking-spray-caused-lung-disease

At yesterday’s congressional shit-show, Trump’s personal lawyer brought gobs of coconut oil spray to obstruct justice for the women who, as a Florida Attorney General, she promised to protect. For the banana republic that Them United States in America has become, the tropical stonewalling was in Harmony with Eris’ discord.

And, Ana Cabrona, say hello Paola Ramos in reel-Thyme : sources close to Ari Melver relay that Paola Ramos stole Bernard-Henri Lévy’s just got out of bed hair-doo.

Back to El Chuco : Federal Aviation Propaganda Commision

¡Hola Vero³!!!

Donald La Drône, pas drôle

³~. https ://escobar .house .gov /news /documentsingle /press-release-congresista-escobar-statement-on-closure-of-el-paso-airspace

Cum•bia, hasta las seis de la mañana
pura colita de borrego at Rosa’s Cantina

In Paris, France, Marjolena Kalten-Portenpistolas is trafficking in Jazz and a bag of weed.

In any case, Randall “forbes” Lane, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Edison’s birth-of-a-Nation anniversary, to celebrate, Elon Musk is going to send a team of Thailandese soccer-playing elephants into orbit, but without a space suit just for fun, and to deflect from his Jeffrey Epstein affair with Lolita.

The Birth of A Randall in a Thomas Edison garage.

 

For context, Randall Lane (title on the Morning Mika Show) collaborator of the “50 clams over 50 years of age in Abu Dhabi”, set forth the example of Thomas Edison as an example to follow when destroying democracies for the benefit of their portfolios.

Issy, Bad Bunny, all of a sudden Évry body wants to ‘Spik-ah-the-Spanish”

Any 🦉 hoot, the 50-over-50 event is a symposium of vintage quiffs really, or how the SPANISH-speaking circuit at Le Beaubourg in Paris call it : las más cabronas. Ana Cabrona (la más Cabrera) coincidentally, does not qualify because she’s like 20 years of age, or something along that range.

Eye Say do Ewe spick-ah my language; Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Australia.

https ://www .theguardian .com /technology /2018/jul/18 /elon-musk-apologises-for-calling-thai-cave-rescue-diver-a-pedo

Fuck Thomas Edison, the Elon Musk of his day

Tesla sends all his lovin’ to Randall at Forbes.

To they, in Washington but also at the Eiffel Tower is EDISON DAY on account that today is his birthday.

 

Bad Guillotine… Off With Their Heads. In local news “le guacamole du Super Bowl” (pg.63 Le Point, 2793) gave Eloy Vargas, an avocado producer in Uruapan, Michoacán, a warm fuzzy and a Speedy González smile, quote :

With the Super Bowl final [sic] this February 8th and the eliminations which preceeded it, the demand exploted… the Americans [sic] love to eat guacamole in front of the television

unquote.

Note to El Paso International Airport :
The U.S. Government cannot hide the concentration camp that is visible to air passengers after the planes leave the runway during takeoff. For context, Donald Trump is trying to camouflage Stephen Miller’s sadistic detention center, so the janitors there will have a 10-day no pay vacation.

Any hoot, Leo, not that you are going to read this most non-consequential blog but being that i went ahead and posted yesterday’s  improvised snapshots at Marie Stuart’s, i thought that Eye would wait at least 36 hours before Öüî scribed you into a post, but that is only because 24 hours are not enough to cover the news of the THEY my friend ; de cualquier manera, Leo, never read the running day (i.e. today’s date, 11/2/2026) on account that if you’d read yesterday’s post at say, 10h you would have missed your own street-saxin’-session!

Down to the maddafakin’ white truck. For context the only element missing on this screen grab is the rain, all other details are present… including Mí 🥃behind that vehicle.

https ://www .today .com /flights-at-el-paso-airport-halted-for-10-days-for-security-reasons

Soooo, unless you are one of the Monkees working at say, radiofrance, msnow or, perhaps even the Préfecture de Paris, who have the resources to designate a team to monitor (not follow) what i post, don’t follow me instead, people who know—know that it would probably be en meilleure santé, if you focus on your skateboarding and sax playin’ rather than figuring out what the hell is going on in That West Texas Town of El Paso.

The Road To Hell [1ª Parte] – La Niña Blanca

Smile

From Mans 🏍️ to Frisco 🌉 in 180 seconds or how i learned to improvise on Emily’s streets in Paris, m’as que nada, pues 🪇Ladies in Gemini… Chris Rea on saxophone

[Verse 1]

The Road to Hell, ahora en Espagnol.

 

Stood still on a highway
I saw a woman by the side of the road
With a face that I knew like my own
Reflected in my window
Well, she walked up to my quarterlight
And she bent down real slow
A fearful pressure paralyzed me
In my shadow
She said, “Son, what are you doing here?

[2ª Parte]

Hoy no hubo jazz

…

And, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, isn’t it Ironic?

S M I L E

Our (🇺🇸) very own Hitler’s Femme

Ponga La Basura en Su Lugar

Insecure Billionaire Films and Pay-to-Play Sycophants Apart

 

Ewe tú are a DESAIRE.

Meanwhile at The Buzzfeed de Scarborough, it’s “Lake City Ammo” and Narcos-are–U.S., literally, drug traffickers thrive because of the armament industry in the land of Willie Geist.

Point Five-Oh, business as usual ; Killing is Uncle Sam’s Business and MEGADETH was right, Metallica fans are unforgiven fags.

 

Any 🦉 hoot Ben “buzzfeed”, remember “Fast and Furious”? If you don’t here’s a red light signal 🚥 so please ignore the green and amber lights you are going to have to go to LANE 5 of the Mexican Customs 🛃 “garita”.

Enjoy the annotated bibliography guys, you’ve earned, IT!. Eye tells Ewe what, Ben Smith at Semafore, considering that ALL NEWS ARE LOCAL and politics global i, Armando Segovia, am going to take your prestigious-ass back to that little room at the SciencesPo School of Communication at Saint-Germain-des-Pres next to that NYT office (2014), i will bring the AVOCADO, you can munch on ferments and Danone™️… CARLOS MANZO the assassinated mayor of Uruapan, Michoacán, will prepare the Washington POST SUPER BOWL party guacamole 🥑.

Musical Guest : CHRIS REA (1989) The Road To Hell

Excuse Mí, Mika… Do you have any Gray Poupon 🇦🇪 ?

Previously on, The Show…

Grey Poupon.

 

Anyhow Mr. PUTOS (POTUS*), América actually loved the Super Bowl LX Halftime Show, as did Europe, Australia, Asia, Africa and, some say that even the Saudis enjoyed “el perreo”, which can not be said about that “alternative” United States show with that sorry excuse to a Milli Vanilli lip synched spectacle from the Kid Rock (goD bless his lack of soul).

It Don’t Mean A Thing

 

*~. Unlike Sultan, the title of President Of The United States is not A NAME it is a title given to elected officials with character, not for spineless hijos de Puta like yourself, —sir.

… if it ain’t got That Swing.

You jig is up Donald, you are going down and that fucking I.C.E. is about to melt.