The following is a fip approved P.A.I.N. killa’

Who’s on Sykes?

Con la bendición de

Con la bendición de Laboratorios Camacho, en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas.:.EDE6744D-DCE9-400B-8033-B105CA0F5A5F •|• y por supuesto, de la chingada Fédération internationale pharmaceutique en Amsterdam, FIP en A

Charlie is, you dork! And stick to Cricket you fucking Grillo!! Now get back to Australia and put your fucking paddings on!!!

Tag, you'IT

Tag, you’IT… stand by for Killer Mike’s almost “Babe Ruth” moment when the Atlanta native braves a call to hit it out of the park ; Killer Mike points his Louisville Slugger to Right field. Camilo Cienfuegos looks over his left shoulder, past Madge which prompts the diva to say: What? And then, Camilo tips his noggin down to signal Nobody, who is of course righting the Outback.

And NOW dis (gNuts) in Local News:

President Macron was able to save the best WaWa in the world by quarantining a su par, el Putin de Rusia. Good DEFENSE D.A.R.E. on the Part of them Frogs. When asked for comment, the Russian oligarch, and Donald Trump’s boss, said that he felt “like a Y.E.L.L.O.W. coat without sleeves”.

Who's on Sardines?

Who’s on Sardines?
The Who.:. that’s who.

In solidarity with the Russian offensive, the Italian Donald Trump, un tal EnSalivado, o algo así, pulled a Florence Cassez with la Rana Rene, who was vacationing with some other clueless frog.

Let’s play HARDball

Here comes another double

Here comes another double. Hey, Larry Bird, you are wearing my number.

Over at the Cerro de Las Noas: Jodorowski is righting from the bleachers

Musical guest:
Judo Balayage de Baggage
featuring the one and Organ
Jimmy Smiths.

AN american bird cage

AN american bird cage.:. Starring, Tom Cruz as the Mayor of Jerusalem. Vetted.

Not content with giving away Las Dunas de Samalayuca de a grappa, Jodorowski raped a very blue doña Angelines Fernández, el muy Continental gentilhomme used the ol’Family tradition of knee-loving jerks.

El topo de La Dupont

El topo de La Dupont.:.7A513919-BA08-475F-8C49-65EC87F62A73 •|•

—Angelines:
¿Cómo se ve el panorama de le facteur de Saint-Tropez?
—Jodorowski:
Polluted, corrupt and it stinks.

Joe's Car Wash

Joe’s Car Wash and Catholic Girls.

—Angelines:
Eye gknew it! Donnie Deutsch?
—Jodorowski:
Optimista, eh. No, es la familia Deschamps y sus Totales en las casetas de cuota de ministerio de los cultos de Sciences Polls.

 

Watch out Emmanuel, ese Putin está “iridiado”

ISSY, los mismísimos BFM’ers no lo pueden Tapar ni con el índice del tal Louis Jupiter!!!

In this Universe

In this Universe, Barack Obama was not even on Lisa Kudlow’s dad list. In this universe, George Bush (the Second) pulled a Sweet Sixteen and Nicolle Wallace became the owner of the Anaheim Angels… Nicolle then proceeded to fire Mike Scioscia.

Welcome. Ladies in Gemini. A continuación, La Corrida de Sarah Silverman en Saint–Tropez, with your host:

Eye took the Liberty of

Eye took the Liberty of.:.22529C99-01F4-468A-ABA3-317B3849EA32 •|• how to turn an Albino Hippopotamus into a “Potrillo” Seth Gerund: just add D.A.T. TANG y’all.

K I L L ª IKE  and Little Aÿquito
Stuffed "Slingshot" CapitalistAS
from them Yankee'folk,
—of course.

…[m]ean while Italians are repossessing their ‘pristine’ sable del Parvis de Paname, Donald Trump (in this Universe) is not the 45th President of the EEUU, instead, he owns the New York Yankees and them Jon Stewart “Giants”, aussi. And over at Rockefeller Center, the Poles went on Safari and Anthony Scaramuchos was superimposed as The Rachel Maddow Show.