Macroléon Emmanparte… 11 hours later

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Reddit
The Front Page of The Internet…

It’s official, same as with vampires who can be defeated during day light hours, THE KEY for SECURING A VICTORY in Russia is to engage in the Summer Time. Foto es cortesía de /r/photoshopbattles, via: frotteman

… did Ewe know that it was actually the Frogs who went ahead and invented the interWebs?

TimeStamp: 08h35 in Central NATO Time.

Later in the programming, as the French welcome their National Football Team from the First French Victory on Russian Soil, the little president of The United States of America, Donald J. Trump, will be surrendering “Old Glory” to his handler, VLADIMIR PUTIN.

… so it goes.

1. frotteman, https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/8z38mj/psbattle_french_president_celebrating/

 

TIMESTAMP: 17 hundred hours in Central NATO Time

Ladies in Gemeni, the following must be read in an Ángel Fernández voice:

Johnny.

“¡A todos los que quieren y a todos los que aman el futbol!”

minuto 0’
FRANCIA 0  — CROACIA 0

minuto 10’
Francia 0 — Croacia 0

minuto 17’
Francia 1 — Croacia 0

minuto 27’
FRANCIA 1 — CROACIA 1

minuto 33’ TOLALITO
PENALTY… Francia dispara
Did Ewe know that it was the French who went ahead and invented Instant Review Replay for FIFA matches?

minuto 37’
FRANCIA 2  — CROACIA 1

Titulares en francés.

…minuto 45’
GLORY BOX
in Siren Central Time

ARRANCA EL SEGUNDO TIEMPO
Lo Mejor
De La Jugada
Está Por Verse.

minuto 46’
FRANCIA 2  — CROACIA 1

minuto 50’
Tercera estatua para Lloris en Niza
por orden de Macron
FRANCIA 2  — CROACIA 1
mientras tanto en el terreno de juego
Charlie Chaplin se improvisó.

minuto 58’
FRANCIA 3  — CROACIA 1

minuto 64’
FRANCIA 4 — CROACIA 1

minuto 68’
FRANCIA 4  — CROACIA 2
Lloris regala Gol a MANDŽUKIĆ
Cuarta Estatua para Lloris, pero ahora en Zagreb.

minuto 88’
FRANCIA 4 — CROACIA 2
… in other nEwes:
Trump Can Go Fuck with Putin.

Cup goes to France…

… and then there was only One.

 

July 15th, 2018 Two hours ‘till Game Time in Central Nato Time

Our projection for the final tally on this Tale of the Tape is 2 — 1… we [the staff]  are not going to say where the next resting spot for the World Cup is going to be.

The good thing about this most inconsequential blog is that there is No National Public Radio in France… porque déjame que te cuente, María Hinojosa, que si en Francia hubiese una Radio Nacional, ahorita los franceses andarían por todas las grandes avenidas de su capital (la de los franchutes, no la suya) coreando como el Gallo Claudio (a.k.a: Foghorn Leghorn/Charlie Le Coq) a La Marsellesa en cada esquina donde se pueda ver algún televisor.

María likes The Blues… mean while at Immigration and Customs Enforcement, good nEws: The good thing about I.C.E. is that inside of the “hieleras” the guards will allow the children to watch the World Cup’s Final Match.

TimeStamp: 16 hundred hours in Central Europe Time

14 juillet, 2018… 23h45

context follows… because it was actually 23h37 in CET when the fireworks display came to an end.

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23h41 in CENTRAL NATO TIME.

… if we [the staff can find some vino in the land of wine it will most definitely be a long 48 hours.

Stick around, Weekend Edition continues.

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