Synopsis, John Wayne takes on the role of a lifetime, for the record, the artistic name “John Wayne ‘Gatsby’” was already registered to another facebook account, and so there was only one thing for Mí to Do# and that was to baptize that ‘pilgrim’ with the name “John Wayne ‘Gacy’”, period!
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En fin, never mind the Green Berets, here comes the cadre from Academi, formally known as the Blackwater Total Intelligence Solutions Worldwide.
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In “I wish they all could be California girls” news, Charles Manson wanted to benefit from a race war between blacks and whites while he (and the family) lounged like lizards in Death Valley, California, (you know, where Burbank filmed the “moon landing”) but i bet that sure as Charlie don’t surf, Charlie could care less if the war was started by urban blacks who attack Filipino-looking Mexicans… let’s pray that Japanese-looking Peruvians are not confused with “cholos” de San Dimas, ese.
I mean, for starters, Becky is American by default even before there was a Ken Salazar in the picture or a Martin Sheen in Vietnam, man!
One thing fo’sure is that Joe is feeling Japanese—i really think so… i just hope that the Secret Service don’t leave him alone for a second, just look what happened to this Mexican lady who was confused with a “China Poblana”, John Wayne* beat her to a pulp… that racist motherfucker!
And, Cousin Joe, if Republicans in Missouri keep saying no to better choo-choo trains and best bridges you can thank Nancy Reagan’s contribution to the soul of America: just say no.
— But, Mr. T, that pity that you feel for the foo’ with the crack pipe is a direct repercussion of the husband of that lady that you are exercising with.
you just, Say-No! — Stop it!… pass the biscuits, please.
Runners on 1st and 2nd with one out and Louise Michel at the mound is showing quite a command of her signature “Windmill Slider ball”, Martinez swings and it’s Strike Two — Macron takes off trying to steal Third Base but The Emperor behind the plate is already sending a cannon ball to Chuck De Gaulle and that’s two and one to go, Little Jupiter missed the steal. La tal Marine Perrine Le Pen remains at first and Philippe Martinez goes on Strike…. that motherfucker!!!
In local news, French people have the distinct honor of joining the 100,000 coronavid club, but judging from the new sitting areas that are springing up along the gutters next to bistro bars the devil may care.
Still to come, “El coronel no tiene putas que le escriban”… only on TELEVISA-UNIVISION.
“Quand je serai grand je serai a COMMERCIAL ».
Today’s CGT Strike is being brought to you by the Queen of Great Britain who just sent a KISS-CAM jingle dedicated to Prince Philip who is sitting next to the Military Industrial Complex squad near Third Base, the audio memento arrives in the voice of Adele and her 007 Bond hit: 🎶 Never forget, you work for me. Prince Philip of course takes the message with a smile and a cup of tea, because “Desperation” is so British, güey, and Prince Philip is of course Greek.
Attention camp: The following transmission of The First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris Softball Tournament from The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field is made possible by the support of Rock of Ages Ace Supply Stores where you can start your holiday shopping in April on La Rue de Rivoli.
Eye knows Teeny Tiny Pundita, Eye knows. The following is going to sound anti-feminist, but Steph it has come to Mí’s attention that if one says the word « progressive » around La Commune de Paris, ‘Liberals!!!’ (those motherfuckers) will cajole you into the Mussolini-Franco front of the political spectrum, so Mike Barnicle, it is not enough to know what the difference between a “liberal” and a “progressive” is, in fact —old timer— you must know how to time shift between Central Europe Time and a Zulu time-stamp.
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The tag “liberal” is benchmarked in S.A.E. Imperial Crypto Units of Burbank, California, with Senator Bernie Sanders taking the 10 unit’s art and knot—EYE REPEATS—knot the technocratic Le Figaro metric bleeding hearts of the French touché… the French touché (btw) would include anyone south of La Porte de Versailles in March of 1871.
Now about that police gal, under any other scenario, and i mean any other scenario before a court of law the mare fact that she is a first responder, —a 26-year veteran first responder no less— would give her like extra points before the presiding judge. And yes, Reverend Kasie Hunt, of course i am talking about blind favoritism (punto y coma) the kind that exceptional citizens shower white supremacist veterans with when Texas politicians pander to them.
President Macron swings and drives the camera attention between Michel and Fouquet closing up on Saint Jeanne d’Arc’s glove. Macron is on first and up next on the batting order is the Marine Perrine Le Pen.
Chuck De Gaulle signals Michel to throw Four Balls at Le Pen. Chuck then walked over to the stands to say hello to Prince Phillip. Macron is on Second, Le Pen on First and at the Plate is CGT honcho Philippe Martinez.
The Conversation:
Prince Phillip:
— Well i’ll be damned, I see that someone finally got your ass into the field.
Meanwhile in Minneapolis, Marvin and The Last Poets just signed a new Fried Chicken Commercial deal for The Super Bowl .:. 4AE3B7DB-E41B-4E27-B421-BBB2B141475C 🎶🎶🎶 Oh, makes Mí wanna hollar— Speak not of revolution until you are willing to eat rats to survive.
Eisenhower:
— Indeed, Chuck wanted to be on first, but he settled for third in exchange of a life-time supply of Champy’s special Les Halles rat–on–a–stick with a weekly ration of thinly sliced Elephant carpaccio.
Churchill:
— Anyhow, Phil, how did Ike’s Military Industrial Complex do? Did we beat the Russians?
!“Señora”! — Llámele. Utilice su código “Build back better »… bananas.
Dr. Buen Abad… que dice el señor Jorge Saldaña que por favor le cheque usted aquí, y que de paso le salude usted a “la juventud bolivariana” en Táchira.
And now: the rest of the STORY .:. 13E38B83-9E3E-40E1-B884-3776F60E370B ➿ Pinche Paco, he took a play straight from the “I’m a lover not a fighter, Michael” playbook. For context, check who’s estate owns The Beatles catalogue and how Bubbles ended up “Fixing a hole”… anyhow— the same thing happened with the greatest song ever written (Cantares). Paco Ignacio Taibo II (that motherfucker) purchased the Serrat catalogue and hired a bunch of buzzards to deliver the news.
Still to come, “Ustedes los agropecuarios y aquellos los artesanales”
Indeed, Lindsey, WHO cares about what Guatemala has to say right NOW when you’ve got a charismatic Nayib Armando Bukele in El Salvador snubbing The Veep! Send Ayman Mohyeldin down to San Salvador to see what’s brewing on that spot of La Nueva República.
Al parecer las jerarquías francesas en la administración de lo que se conoce como “el hexágono” van a llevar el mismo patrón (intelectual y estratégico) que el de las ligas de fútbol profesional en Europa.
En fin, ¿qué tienen que ver los tres diferentes Hôtel de Rambouillet anteriormente identificados, el servicio de lavandería de la Cruz Roja en la Plaza de las victorias, El Instituto Cervantes, Tumbona Ediciones y, los amigos de Javier Sicilia en París?
Pepe Garduño no me puede dejar mentir, his quick recap for the known news of April 9, 2013… it was about lobby firms selling “fear” to the Mexican government, fear of AK-47’s and “military style” rifles and other assorted truffles (punto y coma) the difference is that NOW, in 2021, la rue Vivianne is paying closer attention to Ancient Aliens, or the X-files, or some Alternative views from los cerros.
Normally, when mere “leaders” die on to better pastures those mortals get a 21-Gun Salute; leave it to the Royals to add an extra 20 boom-bangs just because.
Lapréciosité
Por las “ruelles” de los muelles .:. 7E0A6692-2AC1-42E7-AB8D-EA7A84A8E886 🔄 segoviaspixes 2021; CopyLeft — Creative Commons and all that Jazz.
En Yucatán les llaman, “lindo hermoso”, ¡bomba!
Yada, yada, yada follows…
Zoomed angle on Callamard’s bunt… the ball met Louise Michel midway to First* base where the specter of Nicolas Fouquet made the easy tag on Team XXI Century. Up next is President Macron.
* First base, as well as the right and left fields are aleatory positions. The phenomena is a result of Julius César’s Centerfield siege during the opening show, a treaty was reached and the rest, as they say, “is history”. Nicolas Fouquet is by-the-way the official ghost of the entire Bois de Vincennes and if you’ve read the MountThe Count of Monte Caprio, then you might recognize that the Nicolas Fouquet’s arc is also the original idea behind Quiet Riot’s “Bang your head” record cover.
… [i]l dut être transformée 1689 pour s’intégrer a l’ordonnance de la nouvelle Place des Victoires, President Macron fait rhabiller la façadeselon les dessins de l’architect de la Ville: Le Vau/ Le Notre/ Le Brun et Colbert S.A. de C.V. L.L.C.
Now in order to begin to unravel the reason why Öüï arrived at N°3 rue d’Aboukir you would have to go back to 2011 when Ediciones Tumbona was lounging at El Instituto de la “ñ” with Los Ciudadanos por la paz con justicia y dignidad. At the time, Mexico was giving Freddy Cats in Montreuil-sous-bois all of the inspiration needed for his sicario-looking action figurines for Bobo’s at the 9éme Arrondissement.
“Estámos hasta la madre”, decían los guerkos en París.
Aussi, the first thing that you should know about le Hôtel de Ramboulliet (Paris, Centre) is that in a three-block radius there have been at least three buildings with that same name; por ejemplo, Yasmin Vassoughian, the HdR that stood near the Louvre (the one with the “précieux” in the tag) has nothing to do with the HdR on rue Saint-Honoré, which a certain Cardinal Richelieu purchased to build his own shack in the mid-1620’s, and that one has certainly nothing to do with the Parisian Paddle sign that advertises the site of yet another HdR that was built in the late ’80’s of Moliere’s century, and which now graces the façade of one of Henri Dunant’s greatest contribution to world, The Red Cross (laundry service).
