In Memoriam : old.reddit.com/r/20-08-2026

Verbatim :
.          https ://edition .cnn .com /2013/01/12 /us /new-york-reddit-founder-suicide

Uh-oh!

It could be you, or it could be us, but there’s no page here.

…† “so it goes.”

In local news, history in the United States of America is now more disciplined than Mussolini’s choo-choo trains and deadlier [if left untreated] than cancer, or PEDRO ARMENDÁRIZ’ happiness.

Take for instace, Luis Posada Carriles and the Venezuelan connection with the FRENCH CIA. In any case, ‘la Santé’ or his health is what kept “BAMBI” from rotting in a jail cell at CAMP MONTANA in El Paso, Texas.

Tue’s-they is gone, how do you like them pomodoros “FREYA³!!”

No Es Más Que Otra “tocada” Más.

  1. tocada, del verbo tocar as in “to play the piano” or “tocar la guitarra”, hence the name of El Tri’s album “It’s Only Another Session” where the verb “tocar” conjugates all of the musicians onto one stage : yo toco, tú tocas, ese o esa cabrona toca ; en fin todos nosotros tocamos.

Issy-Betsy-Pecanins sí, ba’Huevo que sí se puede aprender a ser Syrene-de-Mer³, just look at Susana PUBEDA en fip 📻 indeed 😄 she used to moonlight as a Flamenco 💃 strip-tease belly dancer and now she’s got her own siren den where it’s not unusual that on Any-Given-Sunday certainly some stars fall Overboard and get trapped in a loop of celluloid and make belive.

… and of course, SINFÓNICO 1999

 

2. tocada, adjetivo femenino para describir a alguien ligeramente loco o como dicen en AVANDARO, “unhinged” por ejemplo : la encuerada de AVANDARO es una loquilla ; or, Donald John Trump is “INSANE” in the membrillo*.

It’s trou 🕳 🧜‍♀️… it is almost like joining the US NAVY and believing that you are going to get 3-Square meals a per day and a clean 🛏 cot to sleep—without any mold in the showers 🚿 or with a working commode 🚽 available. Because if you believe the recruiter with that tale of patriotism I HAVE A BRIDGE to SELL YOU on account that youse might be a redneck o SIMPLEMENTE estás “tocado”.

Where i come from Öüï calls Em# “mer-maids”… 💅 She’s just a woman.

 

Shoot! Under those working conditions you might as well become a clochard in France, where at least you are guaranteed la Madeleine de foie grass, and a glass of Wine with Évry meal.

And, Stephanie Pundita… never mind “la madre patria” here comes “the mothership” so nevermind that “toll booth” near The Pass at Rockridge because Öüï’s with Mel Brooks.

And Zeppelin Goes… Zeppelin goes to Rockridge, ISSY-no’es-Más que otra tocada más.

 

… i tell you what Cousin Joe, Nix-on the pomme frites Öüï’s having SINALOA’s number one harvest product and Ewe might say cannabis but Eye say tom-ey-toh ; toh-ma’-toh needs not apply.

… and Pasteque de la Tour La Pin* — ♫ Eye knows that Ewe ain’t wearing nothing underneat that one-button red coat

*~. Crazy, i know… sorry if i mispelled your name, you wild FOX,
.     Sin celery, RENARDO

One-on-One Benefit Concert, or how Eye Stopped Worrying About Yoko Ono and LEARNED TO LOVE THE BOMB.

In local news, to celebrate the AXE MURDERS of 1976 at the so-called “Bridge of No Return” in the vicinity of CAMP 🇰🇷 CASEY, home of JOHN LENNON’s 2ID (Second Infantry Division) indian patch, Donald John Trump gifted his “dear” leader in North 🇰🇵 Korea a plane-full of chainsaws to be used, presumably, for the 🪚 cutting 🪓 of every 🪚 poplar 🪓 tree south of Panmunjom on that godforsaken bridge.

The Signal : by Napoleon’s standard, video is the 9th Great Power. Ask the POLICE, and go get your MTV, it’s not poetic but rather pro-phetic ; it’s 1984 and “Every Breath You Take” is the n⁰ requests at Wall Street themed weddings.

 

It’s 1933 and Joseph Goebbels introduces The Beetle and delivers an accompanying speech heralding radio as the ‘eighth great power‘.

… hot off the press of the 7th “great power”, capitulation is the start of a beautiful friendship… Waterloo Sunset.

Never mind Alejandro, here comes RENARDO

 

Entonces pues, Stephenie Punditi-ti-ti-ti-ta, what’s on today’s incubator? Balloting 🗳 you say! Well if it’s Tuesday, Florida should be shot and sawed-off in-to the Gulf of America ; it’s the patriot thing to do.

Any 🦉 hoot

Él es como el mar

Ella es como la Luna

Issy, en octubre tenía que ser.

Y en las noches de Luna llena hacen el amor

When Lucho met the so-called “egg man³”

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

La Tabla d’Espirella… John Lennon era un ‘reverendo‘ huevón³, pero nunca, nunca, nunca, señor d’Espirella, un PELOTUDO como usted, —comprendera.

 

A closer look as seen by CHARLES TRENET :

All Öüï Needs Is Love

 

Deer Bobby Darin… Flore Benguigui whishes to have a word with Ewe.

In this section, Benöüïöüï will explain to Brown Shugga why l’Imperatrice reefers to “the river” under a pale Venus sign.

And the colored girls go :

♫ And never a-GAIN, i’ll go SAIL-in’

¿Qué culpa tiene la [Ch]ancla? When things go West

From atando cabos to anclando anchors comes the story of “La [Ch]ancla” on the ‘friend’ of a friend of the Jacqueline Alemany show. In Paris, Marie Gentric is moving to L.A. and Katy Tur is taking her place on the Jacob Soboroff show.

Issy-New-York is not a home in les-Moulineax.

https ://www .voici .fr /the-biggest-flop-of-my-life-embarrassed-marie-gentric-shyly-says-goodbye-to-bfmtv

Öüï now returns to the SEA on account that Christopher Nolan fucked a perfectly good song with his artistic tribute and liberties with Matt Damon, that sick basterd’.

Still to come… Will The Real Paris please stand up, invalids need knot apply… prostitues on the Blanche sheet of Jeffrey Epstein near Napoleon’s tomb, —please step right in.

Öüï now returns to the SEA on account that… little ol’Eye once dated a girl from Killeen (pronounced, killin’), Texas, which is why Eye moved to Ten-y-See.

¿Una qué, Claudia?… ¿una caguama, Ewe says‽… coming right up, Presidenta, will you be having los huevos d’esa tortuga para acompañar su mimosa para desayunar?

– Now go get yer’ shoebox… put on some weight and head over to WHITE SANDS you ZOO-keeping freak.

Note to Eugene Daniels : no nigga, no. EYE WILL NOT surprise you with anything… ISSY-i-Can see your typecast typewriter flanked by her goons and Eye raise you a double-tailed SIREN, hold my 🍺 OLYMPIA … and Scott MacFarLane, it’s called ‘piss poor planning’, poor planning, sir, is simply stated “planning that is poor” and clearly Donald John Trump is one rich motherfucker so ‘poor planning’ does not apply to that son-of-a-bitch… also, go get yer’ shoeshine box, and may the best pour 🍹 win, —ya’Bastard.

 

Good lorde! Is that a “rachel” next to an “afro”?

Breaking in Hilo, Hawaii… the World Meteorological Organization has officially run out of human names and is now relying on the TeleTubbies to name meteorological phenomena over THE SEA.

THE LALA Hurricane ignored 🏌 by President Donald Trump.

 

Eye swears Jacqueline Alemany, youse gonna have to call that old geezer to set and have… have him improv from the curl catalogue, but if he’s not available that Mexican chic blushing your BLUE face today will also dew. Any hoot, where was i?

Ah, yes… Christopher Nolan (apparently) has never been to Spain, or Greece for that matter, and here is why Alemany :

https ://www .fotogramas .es /la-odisea-pelicula-christopher-nolan-experto-helenista-pedro-olalla-errores-opinion/

becuase Reagan nostalgist and yacht owner, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, dis-virtues John Leguizamo’s role of the pig hearder when that pundit follows just the money-money and the Game of Thrones themed Laestrygonians… but worst still, turning Circe into one of those old hags from the GRIMM BROTHERS fairy tales… i wonder why, and then Öüï remembers that Odysseus played a certian “WILHELM” in tale about the Black Forest or something like that.

IMAGINE!!! Elise Jordania, imagine if Terry Gilliam had taken such liberties with the role of “Cardinal Fang” in my favorite part of Spanish history as viewed from a ‘flying circus’, —WHY i bet that the road to Damascus would have taken a short 🌋cut through Montserrat 🍹 in the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️ just to hook up with Calypso for some “lotus” shrooms… by those same standards (or jaladas… ask the MEXICAN on the set) Paul would most certainly LET IT BE and see “Mother Mary” next to him.

I tell you what Jacqueline Alemany, it’s no coincidence that on this calendar, yet again there’s Damon fucking DOGMA on the assomption of l’Assumption.

You Are Not Serious Rosbifs : FAFO

In Paris, Texas, James TALARICO won’t steal Le Pen, i shit youse not.

FAFO… Farage Around and Find Out.

 

Santa María madre de dios, ruega por PÉTAIN ahora y en la hora de su traición hoy en tu día de l’Asunción… long liturgy short, Mother Mary was ascenDead in both body and Soul onto heaven without having to stop in purgatory ; in the same day, Marshal Pétain was sentenced by a post-war high court to hang from a rope, but “oh, praire shit” due to his advanced age of 89 the death sentence was downgraded to life in prison. In the words of wikipedia via General de Gaulle, Pétain was “successively banal, then glorious, then deplorable, but never mediocre”.

Cartier weeps for ANDY, and the devil ragged off his Prada®️

In Washington, it has now been confirmed that aside from being a JEFFEREY EPSTEIN co-la-bor-ator, a traitor to the United States of America, a cheat, and the most corrupt political figure (next to Ken Paxton, of course) Donald John Trump is also a sniviling coward who used his press secretary as a decoy after that worthless piece-of-shit learned that he had yet another target on his head, on this occassion as he flyed the friendly AEGEAN’s sky.

And starring as Ronald Reagan : dumber

Mr. Dumb, melt down this ICED 👅

Fuck you Joe Scarborough and Nancy Reagan, —aussi.

As a citizen of Fort Knox:

Yoko Ono is still honeymooning down by the Seine

 

Bjork is OK with this post, and if she is not well… she’s a Sugarcube and she can try to bring back Goldie in Nigel Farage’s land.

Au Royaume-Uni, Nigel Farage réélu député sans surprise dans cette élection absurde : 🗑face

 

Ladies in Gemini : El TACOnTENTO

Bodily fluids

It’s knot one taco, and not tú TACO, but Three Tacos in The Gulf of Hormuz³, mention the code “Pete Hegseth” and get a conmemorative bottle of Tehran Treaty Testosterone Capsules.

³~. (soon to be renamed ‘el golfo d’Iran’ in honor of the gulf of america)

Nothing You Can’t SEA that Nolan didn’t show… love and a bunch of money is ‘olEwe needs.

…

Kentucky windage 🎯

Case in point : con las Malvinas por Groenlandia y …

Semper Suicides — Yup, that is what Ronald Reagan would have wanted, a two-week war extended indefinetly.

 

Note to editors : no photoshoped AI was harmed in the capture of a partial eclipse in France. Additionally, no turkey-trotting-Trump or any of his cabinet and/or their staff was harmed (and/or blown the fuck out of the sky) in the catering caper at the Nato summit of Erdoğan.

 

Y en GUATEMALA un Disneylandia.

Deer Willie Geist, please be informed that the outdated “Dr. Evil” is now obsolete, the cruelty descriptor that youse aiming at is “The Croat”.

And starring as La Dama : la perra Pirro.

 

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind “MARCO’s Moment”, even Ambassador Mike Huckabee is up-side “un-settled” and finally realizing that the Jews settling on Palestinean grounds are TERRORISTs and not the chosen people of “tribes”.

https ://apnews .com /article /israel-west-bank-settler-violence-palestinian-qusra-huckabee

In local news, sychophantic spokeswoman outside of the Oval Office in Washington quits her job upon finding out that her “dear leader” was willing and able to let her blow up in the sky while the son-of-a-bitch (Turkey-Trot-Trump) worked on a “T-bone steak à la carte” and headed for towards Chuck Berry’s “Promised Land” ; Los Ang’less, givz Mí Northfolk, Virginia, tidewater four ten o nine.