“Count ate your tounge”
The see, you sea?
Daniel, Darling… Jesus never addressed any fucking “Christian”, that nigger was talking to his own people, the Jews. As matter of faith, it was Saúl who came up with Christian Patriotism.
La Corrida
This is for the people sitting on The Sunny Side of La Maestranza.
Deer Lorde !!! That’s two gorings in less than a week. I swear someone is giving those god-damned bulls INSIDE INFORMATION on where the “diestros” are going to burst the Bubble under The Sun.
In local Knews:
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-23-avril-2026
I love you Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, but you are bringing my Castellano down.
🃏
The Sun came up to They, but nobody seemed to notice, etcetera, etcetera, etc…
La Aitch es puta, aka The Charleston, but that’s only because she’s from the South, Caroline !!!
América : Speak to Mí in Spanish.
Oh, Eye can tell that this is going to be a good Zhou!.. never mind the good life ; one has to be a Clochard for that 🎹
But first, the comic strip : etcetera, etcetera, etc…
Talk to me Marjo, on adore Luc, mais on passe notre tour, now let’s go to the Kitchen and meet Miss Behave.
It’s a wonderful Lie.
En fin, Susana Poveda, je n’aurais jamais pensé m’adresser à toi en jazz-Spick, mais nous y voilà, eh!?… O algo así.
Let’s break it down : by the numbers
1. The Sea, you see
2. La mort es amor (but only in Xochimilco)
and 3. Three is offset
Like Öüï been telling Ewe all, Eye neither selects the content, nor the toys ; i only install the batteries… and i sure as shit ain’t responsible for all of the steamie Windows 🪟.
Any 🦉 hoot, if Club Jazz en FIP was ever going to sound like a 1980’s porno film 🎥 tonight is the night you two³.
Microsoft and Meta announce large staff reductions as they spend big on AI
³~. In case you tú, are reading… these are my credentials : Octave up, in Birdland
Told you all French motherfuckers :
C A L I F O R N I A
She’s just like Ewe and Marjo… but she’s homeless
Da-Ra-ri… etc Wanna make a point frog?
I (armando segovia) didn’t mean to take all of your sweet time…
See how it fits?
Don’t be a dick Luc… Ewe cock sucker motherfucker, thank you, may Eye have another 🦐 Denis Soula?
I’ll give it back Ewe one of this THEYS.
Eye can see for Miles… and just to fuck with the metrics Öüï begins at KILÓMETRO CERO en Notre Dame, just because ; but mostly because Öüï can.
Hold it now !!! DONALD JOHN TRUMP is “CALLING” Jacqueline Alemany !!! RUN JACKIE! RUN. I can see FOR MILES, and Trump’s phone call is a red flag, I Would Not Be Surprised if that son-of-a-bitch wants to fuck you, or have sex with you ; irregardless Jackie, be careful.
Find out at Seven when Marjolena speaks like Mí.
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I am SIRIUS and you are knot… you poor cock!
Breaking in Paris, La Lauqué de FranceTú TV blushed, smiled and then, giggled when she ho’id the nEwes To They, —oh boy!
But FO’ist!!! Willie Geist pull out his motherfucking VATICAN BOX, oh boy!
Dildo goes here
Over at chez de l’Radio à Issy-les-Moulineaux, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach was spotted gargling TINARAWEN balls for tonight’s show in honor of The Bard at La Promenade des Anglais… Issy-that’s-Nice.
… and the beat ( 👋🏼 ) goes on.
To They Is : Speak like a Rosbif/Spick on the ARMANDO SEGOVIA SPRING SHOW
³~. Wait for it, wait… Camille Dahan is almost there, wait 🫸🏼 in the meanwhile sign-up for our latest gig, the Top Gun of “book clubs” the Steely Dan Yokohama Book Club, read more between Évry SCROLL 📜.
Only the fool on the hill would say that.
But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.
You don’t say.
also:
Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!
Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.
Good grief… The Tragically Hip
In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.
Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.
Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?
Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.
Support your local warmonger
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“The knife-sharping 🩰 tippy toes”.
See, Ay–Ey, wey! The one-stop HOME Depot for all UNITEDSTATEIAN Terrorists Needs.
Issy-Marjolena… i’m your Mexican Puppet, now Jank-on-dis.
🎂 … por partes, Jack!
Any 🦉 hoot, it’s KNOT one of those.
I taste like cinnamon, ask Dr. Poisson.
Have a mushroom 🍄
Eat the worm, bitch!
™~. Branding is for fags
Boliche para COLOMBINOS
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /a-mixtape-de-prince
Musical guest:
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Morris Day and The Time 👄
For once Eye is with Donnie
Eye pity the fool who fell for the Dodge Ram commercials.
… and now, straight from the “Hail Mary Projects” en L’anus bonaerense de La Plata en l’ Argentina comes the origin story of “Armando” … and we begin with the lips 👄 brought to you by “The Kissinger”.
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The Kissinger, the perfect gift for those times when Ewe can kiss your ass 🫏 goodbye 🫂 brought to Jews by “la façade”.
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As seen from the perspective of The Dark Side du Louvre
Very bad screenshot
¡Háblele !!!
Dear, Jonathan A. Greenblatt, chief executive at the 🇮🇱 Anti-Defamation League:
Beef… Donkey, that’s what’s for dinner.
Orejas de burro manadero kosher, y “chicharrón de puerco y puerca”.
https ://www .jpost .com /israel-news/
— It’s shocking! Shocking, i tells ewes, to think that the staff of this most non-consequential blog are anti-Semite. You ignorant Jew, we are anti-Dentite, ask Armando from that “Hail Mary Project”, Mando will tell you that Öüï don’t need no fucking dentists’ ; not with an automated arm on board.
Shalom, mister Greenblatt, shalom.
https ://www .reddit .com /r /ProjectHailMary /its_name_is_armando_because/
https ://www .swissinfo .ch /mueren-cuatro-funcionarios-de-méxico-y-ee.uu.-en-accidente-vial-en-chihuahua
Hoy no hubo noticias.
When it comes to kitchen table issues, viewers should pay attention when the NBCs identifies mercenaries as “embassy 🦚 staffers”. If, and only if, you as a viewer should encounter this blatant euphemism, then you know that Wine and Burger are contra-style objectives and that, that’s what’s for dinner.
And Katty Kay, have you ever camped out in Chihuahua?
Ahora con información suiza, because it’s full of holes 🧀 🐭
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