The King of Saharalandia, featuring Jackie Alemany in the role of a “Hot Air Ballon” model 25 or 6 to 4.
Around The Sahel with 80 Models in Vogue.
“Waiting for the break of THEY!”… fuck the cow, BELLE! More TROMBONE.
… what, it’s way too early to juxtapose Casablanca on the Potomac? Don’t worry about it, think of it as the perfect opportunity for a matinee at the Moo-vies where thanks to the innovative technology of SIMPLICITY and La Mala Fama de “Don Ramón”, Öüï is able to bring Ewe ‘ol the latest film from TIN TAN where our greatest PACHUCO takes on the role of the highly respected Mohammado VI, king of SAHARALANDIA.
I’m telling Ewe ‘ol that Öüï don’t selects the coordinating tones, Eye just goes to the source. So nevermind Tan-Tan road, Tin-Tan, because here comes POLISARIO, but everyone at the weekend just call that FRONT, Seth.
https ://truthsocial .com /@realDonaldTrump /posts /thank-you-to-highly-respected- mohammado-vi -the-king-of-morocco— such-a-great-honor-i-look-forward-to-traveling-the-entire-length-of-this-great-highway-someday-president-donald-j-trump
… and starring as “the highly respected Mohammado VI“, the king of Saharalandia, the one and only Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés y Castillo, even Cantinflas envied Tin Tan and that motherfucker [Mario Moreno “Cantinflas”] traveled the WORLD in 80-DAYS with Jules Verne.
Where were we? Ah yes! Los Californios y Los Pachucos, yes. But first Jacqueline Alimony, it’s Pot for Punks and other assorted pipe dreams. Join to THEY and get a free L.A. TACO when Ewe connects.
Fake Truth Trump gives his kingdome for a whore.
… also, memo to Torres : deer Sir, as quite possibly the first Made-in-France refugee from Sn. Brdo via El Chuco and, El Bolsón de Mapimí, i must say that Öüï is impressed by the catchy names of your staff, “Izzy” and “Lexis”. Eye is notwithstanding, most impressed with Dr. Sarah Stein Lubrano on account that if i learned anything during the first half of a six-year visa to France (2011~2014) it was that political protests really amount to jack-diddly-squat, especially when it comes to Mexicans, not necessarily “Chicanos” or any other “hispanic” monolith on the pundit-sphere (punto y coma) that is “thing one” to quote the “ALL IN” dude on the MSnow beat.
https ://lataco .com /do-protests-actually-work
« Thing tú », to quote Mí, is the fact that Dr. Stein Lubrano hails from Oxford, where she probably learnt only theology and the classics, the two most useless studies known to LA ACADEMIA, so Öüï’s been told… if only Dr. Stein Lubrano had gone to Cambridge, where local rosbifs relay that that is where the Brits learned about maths, but only after King Henry II (1167) prohibited English students from sowing their wild oats at the University of Paris, any hoot, don’t get me started with Edinburgh because it gets “Elementary” after that my dear Watson.
All The News That Fit… only on The N.Y.C. Enchilada
https ://www .independent .co .uk /world /americas /us-politics /fauci-diary-obama-trump-idiot -and- don-jr-a-f******-moron
Did you catch the path on that diary there? If not, here’s how it should be interpreted, when it comes to US-POLITICS, the relative PATH that browsers on the interwebs from around the WORLD must first take following the FORWARD SLASH after the top-level DOMAIN or geographical identifier (UK) is WORLD, followed by “americas” and then, comes the US-politics, which is what this particular post is about.
https ://www .the-independent .com /news /world /americas /federal-agents-racial-profiling-latino-stops
In Washington, every-mother fucker-must get stoned, meet Mí at the Reflecting Pool and bring your best Judge Pirro look. Never and Eye means never, has there been a need more than now to take a piss on that fucking streched pond.
Y-knot? It’s the last THEY of the Semiquincentennial decades of the so-called “American Century”, as the “land of the brave” faces its biggest challenge ; come November Öüï will put Benjamin Franc-lin to the test and show France, if Lafayette’s investment stood up against tyranny, or … stay tuned 🍄 for details.
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You say you’re not from Paris…
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Be lucky Happy, FIFA just approved FOOTGOLF as the new “halftime show” at the next World Cup, the US Ambassador to France (son, knot Jared) has been tapped to run that grift.
“El orgullo de mi nepotismo” and other zingers from the president who wanted to be king—and Know, Katty Kay, no!… in this editon of Thyme Delayed History : hold on ‘cus i’m Cumin ! And know, Katty Kay, no! Eye is not referring to the current president of them United States, know!!! Öüï’s talking about the contemporary of Mika’s dad boss (try saying that three times and then add Ana-ana-bo-ba-na for 🍌 size) José López Portillo, who of course thought that he could be king on account of a survey that told him that Mexicolandia had more oil than IRAN and Saudi Arabia combined… and then the Evil Persians humilliated Mika’s dad and his boss and López Portillo was left crying to the beat of The Crocodile Dance and defending 🛢 COATZACOALCOS 🏦 like that cute little German Shepard at Mika’s driveway.
Albóndiga de porcelana y las tangas de Sasha.
People with Money, Power and of course Politics know that Mika’s driveway makes El PARTENON in Acapulco look like the entrance to a Tiki Bar in Tijuana, but we are not going to talk about Lo Negro del Negro Durazo here, darker things are happening with the police force who is currently enriching the investors in DILLEY, Texas, instead Öüï is going to take a look at TOÑA MACHETES and, Margarita López Portillo, not to be confused with PEDRO NAVAJA’s widow, but the, Margarita López-Portillo, the cunt that the greatest cunt of EM# all in Mexicolandia once called, and Eye quotes : la albóndiga de porcelana.
At the time or so, the instagram-story goes, the greatest cunt of EM# all, María Félix, was in Paris, France (knot TEXAS, Katty Kay) probably sipping mimosas with la otra “doña” (Vilma Fuentes) near the sacrosanct College de France.
Margarita y El Incendio
Look, up in the sky! Its BMX’er guy!!!
There is a difference between “wrestling” and 《 wrasslin 》así como también existe otro tono entre aquellos que andan bien ‘pachecos’ (o aquellas sirenas 🧜♀️) que andan bien arregladas.
Mon gaule, ta Gaule !!! Let’s go Dutch on lunch.
As the good people of Ithaca know, “wrestling” is a martial art, a combat sport, entertainment for the masses when promoters bring in the elements inside of the ropes of ‘el pancracio’ ; “wrasslin” on the other ‘cuadrilatero’ is a form of LUCHA LIBRE developed by promoters for the working VOLK in the Southern comfort 🥃 regions of them United States in América.
NOW Catch this:
Deer, Chloé, Eye sees your Steam roller and Öüï raise Ewe the little engine that could.
ALL ABOARD ! The A RER
Estimado, JOAQUÍN CASTRO, we the people of Them United States in América demand to know who are those investors who are commidifying 2 month-olds at a trailer-park prison in TEXAS. You give us their yacht insignia and registration and Eye will sink’Em down to a Dutch Dam where their heads turn into golf balls in Alsace, France…
When Austin rhymes with Auschwitz… stay tuned for context.
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Of yardbirds, park people and, after all is said and done, “we’ll bury ’em in the mix³”.
… and other assorted Nazis : I don’t know why girl—Eye don’t know Y, i cain’t git’ enough of your congas baby.
Eye can’t get enough of your love.
Any 🦉 hoot someone at fip anda o, ‘bien pacheco’ o, bien anastasiado! Truth be told, Eye does not select the catalogue of events but Öüí can certainly get bien arreglados with Chalino Sánchez en el ⛴ batobus ; and reina 🧜♀️, if Ewe knows who Cornelio is, then you know Puteaux.
Take my sushi, please!
Leave it to the evil conglomerate at La Maison de La Radio (al cuadrado) to try to erase FICTION by changing the name of the disk jocks at fip from the historically accurate “siren” to the conveniently appropriate “fippette”, well, in honor of the trilateral commission, the CFR, and off~course the BOHEMIAN 🦉 GROOVE golf ⛳ course in Monte Rio, California, here it is : Today Is Your Birthday and as a gift the Very French got you something straight out of Dodgeball and BASEketball called “footgolf”… Eye swears that Öüï is knot, is KNOT making MAINE up.
It’s a Dutch import from the nether-regions of the dam.
27 de junio… vivos los que se los llevaron, o como dicen “los amigos de Pablo Gleason” : Ayotzinapa para franchutes, now with more horses in Évry myth.
Ayotzinapa para espontáneos — Act III
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Nevermind the price of butter in France (Öüï Jammin’) “Let them eat Cake 》🎆
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McDreamy for President in Maine… where Republicans are going through a nightmare, not the ICE victims.
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100 cuchilladas por instagram y la yegua Siete Leguas :
🎶 Oye tú, Francisco Villa
Qué dice tu corazón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que atacaste a Paredón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que tomaste a Torreón…
I’m telling you… next thing you know ‘they’, are going to say that Joaquín was some stranger from the other Santiago (🇨🇱 La Moneda), not La Moncada (🇨🇺 Happy Birthday Revolution).
PASTIS Reposado… cosecha brûlée 2026.
To conmemorate “la chamuscada” en Burdeos, the intrepid Doña Poni will be dropping some shrooms before heading over to the opera and trip on María Sabina, and maybe, just maybe if she remembers what Cubans are going through on to-theys efemérides [she] will torch Cuauhtémoc’s patas como si fuesen las de Judas.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/07/26 /cultura /maría-sabina-opera-de-marcela-rodríguez
If demos don’t win the house, the election was rigged.
“María Sabina was angry because her life story was exposed, and she didn’t want it to be: ‘If the world finds out about my ‘holy children,’ they won’t answer to me anymore.’
https ://www .justice .gov /pr /fallbrook-man-admits-dosing-his-children-hallucinogenic-mushrooms
Hippies and other young strangers started arriving to take them [shrooms], but without respect, and she didn’t like that.”
In local news, Mexicans in Paris sporting thier Issac Del Toro replica jersey have been making thier way towards the center of the cycling world at Champs Elysées to get a glimpse of the ensenadense’s arrival to today’s final stage of the Tour de France.
If you have ever… felt like a plastic bag, Ewe might be a redneck.
Across The Atlantic in Santiago de Cuba… en Santiago de Cuba the Twilight Zone is on a marathon loop… and Jacqueline Alemany couldn’t care less.
Hasta siempre, habanera… aquí se queda “la clara”.
Don’t forget the cannoli or that Sample, “in a jar” !!! Ph🐡… played at The Garden and Katy Kur made random references.
Who’s fucking Matt Damon?I pity the Tur who asks why, when Ewe knows that it’s “Liberation Day with a ‘Big Beautiful Bill.’