Hey, Maher, Eye saved Campbell’s Soup

There is a Knife in that AY…n
Of long coats and backpacks

Hay un Sac-a-do[s]

Hay un Sac-a-do[s] con mochila. Urgencia, hay un Sac-a-do[s] con mochila. Knifes out on set.

Heard on Real Time:
But there is a “Clearwater” in Ohio.

It was the maverick

It was “The Maverick” that told all of the Donald Trump todies to lick a Grapevine.

Bill “the werewolf” Maher (smoking pineapple before the San Silvestre show on Hilo, Hawaii) musing with Senator Sherrod CAMPBELL Café (D–OH) about the big Bayou over in Toledo and Lima, what A SWAMP with them pork-barrel Abrams, eh!

Eye ain’t no Senator’s Son, but we dig the OTHER John, the real war hero, and not the john at The White House.

Anygüey, Comadre Letty, if there was Ever a more spot-on stocking para meter mis mejores deseos para la temporada de los Black Fridays y los lunes negros, it has to bee in this here frame:

NO INSISTAS, mi corazón es de Susie y [Q]. ISSY, Eye saved Andy Warhol, Aussi.

Also, bee four öüï Switch it back [over] to our continuing coverage of “They want to tarnish us” Bolivar’s sword in Paris (3a parte)”, we’d like to remind the good folks at The Apollo, D.A.T.:

GARRINCHA was a heck of a DriBBler...
and unlike the Globetrotter,
Edson Arantes do Nascimento,
Garrincha never made it to Harlem.
But, Boy, could Garrincha driBBle.

Marry öüï, Susana. Unless you wish to play like that “proud Mary” who keeps on rollin’, rollin’ down the Ohio River, apparently. We’ll honeymoon down by the Seine just like that other John from Liverpool and that Japanese Ono chick.

Of long coats, backpacks and knives out

With your host, three bitches and the prettiest Chihuahua since the “Yo quiero Taco Campana” dog.

Half the content

Half the content, the same Load.:.Mean while SNL outsources its “Host” liaison (slash) “Musical”  guest contract to Sara Lee’s instagram account,  Michael Che was having a cow with all of the Broadway commercials by “the” Mad Men (in long coats) of course.

But FOist, the Book of Lorne lip synched by Colin Nixon Jost, the prettiest Gknome at the Third Reich re-enactment at Starbucks®️ HoBO TV magazine, while Michael Scooter Che has a Cow just for shits & giggles at Popeyes.

Deer, Bill Maher...

Deer, Bill Maher.:.5E9EC895-8DBC-4125-BAD1-25B4DB0012EC •|• You fucking, Werewolf, thanks for the “Homeless” acknowledgements on your last (2019) HoBO TV show. Say, was that a Black Chick trying the Albino look on the panel? What a Fox! Eye bets she’s got a Brazilian do DownUnder, eh!

SNL 45… all the Knew news you can fit inside of a casket, eh… Bring Back CCR, man!!! Bring Back The Travelin’ Band Lorne, and never-Ever–mind the Aladdin Show, it’s only a genie in a bottle, for the Threesome after the show.

People who gknow Gknomes

People who gknow Gknomes.:.B804D195-99C2-4E72-8CF8-D8CF7FC4D13F •|• Gknow that you did not read it here FOist, it was a knew Knews commentary on another segment¹ of:
… in Punta motherfucking Cana, –no less. -_* And still to come, MARADONA en MajhaTlán.

Previously on:
Eye can confirm and the Siren Doughout sends signals that Yes! The Paris Photo Curator is an ASTROS Phanatik.

Musical Guest: George Benson
featuring Nõ Format
(en negritas)

Previously on Cacahuates japoneses

Previously on Cacahuates japoneses.:.CD31758A-8584-4661-9B5B-5D8FD495B674 •|• Goooooooo Six.

But first, in Local Motion knew Knews, the aftershocks from last week’s tremors in the great French Lowlands could be felt at The Olympic Stadium in Lyon. A record crowd saw Amandine Henry lead “las líon–as” to a one – null Vícto–ry over the “princesitas” de Saint–Cloud; casi esquina con la “panamericana” de Manu Chao en Boulogne-Billancourt, o algo así.

Inter•mission: the Paris Sports Photo curator is?

Deer, Siren:

My heart belongs to Suzi

My heart belongs to Suzi… on the Bill Maher HoBO Show.

on this side,
ain’t no motherfuker
sleepin’… in fact Öüï rather like
the Color Purple
at the Grand Palace
or something like that.

… and it is only 19h30 in CET

Oh, the humanity
GO, SIX!!!

chinguen a su madre los mexicanitos del Tec de Monterrey En París.
Sin violencia y sin Sangre los voy a revelar... bola de P.U.T.O.S.

18h25 CET

the Paris Sports Photo Curator is a,

Anything you can Do...

Anuncio: Anything you can Do.:.239E12E1-2E59-44FE-BBE5-37F12D47F6E9 •|• Eye can Do two, or fou’, even Sixteenth thymes too, Sr. Chappelle; if that is in fact Dave, or just some guy Out Of Africa pretending to be from Ohio, just like Creedence Clearwater Revival is, —according to the Bill Maher US magazine show— only on HoBO “premium” TV.

— A Planet!
Responds, Armando Álvarez
playing the Role of Uranus,
Michael Che…
of Urano, in Dominican ReggaeThon.


Cut! Cut! Cut!

Cut! Cut! Cut!.:.8F31C487-3BBB-44FC-AB08-65E789886D02 .:. Arm. It’s Arm!!! not Arn‽, what a fuck is an “Arn”? is that like a “Four-Star” hotel in the land of Fives! WTF! Siren!!! Get off of your “airplane” mode and get with the Programming.
The “ambassador” of Europe booked a room for the hearings.

— You know, Amandine, this could bee the Start of a beautiful French Bashing session… casi esquina con Saint Cloud y diagonal Parque de las princecitas… Goooooo, SIX.

We now return to OUR regular programming:

The French National Sport

The French National Sport.:.0C7F0A7B-D447-457D-9CB9-F857D66F8D16 •|• HAPPY BIRTHDAY YELLOW JACKET! Amarillo no me pongo, porque amarillo es mi color, dijo el otro Amigo de México en Francia.

National Sports.

J’Empriente  🔴  JE M’ENGAGE
… o algo así, se puede leer
por la banqueta de los Jefferson,
casi topando con
cruzando por TuileRIES

A cyclist died this week

A cyclist died this week, on the UpSide, it’s its (goddamned it) Spirit flew onto one of them fucking Virginias and things took a Turn. France. The president of the us Whishes that you don’t interfere with the Mex-más X-mas

MeanWhile in Paris… no pasa nada

Except you… Siren, YOU want mí


“They want to tarnish us” Bolivar’s sword in Paris (2da parte)

In Hawaii, it’s just bee-four Mid’Night.

...[A]nd in Paris

[A]nd in Paris, it is the FOist of two, —11th Houstons … of two, Eleventh HOURS.

What’s the Frequency, ?
—and Saturn goes:

3rd General Order

3rd General Order.:.042A830A-C22A-43B6-9076-D657475D19BB •|• “I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions, to the commander of the relief.” -_- Captain Pompeo forgot how the chain of command works.

It is not a Freq.

—what is it then, Chronos?
Asked “el principito”

It is a Page.
Noted the child eater.

Time after TIME

EN MÉXICO Y EN EL MUNDO, Time after TIME.:.996667BF-7363-43EC-BD61-9F2360F83A85 |•| Justice only SERVES THOSE WITH GOLD AND POWER, is Eye wrong, Mason Vincent?

This is part two of:

Entre aura sabanera y pterodáctilo

Entre aura sabanera y pterodáctilo.:.1AF8A421-5E75-4E3A-8E81-AC7BEFA89F05

tanto pedo durante la campaña presidencial del 2012 (de Morena en México) y mira el mojón que pusieron al cargo de los Derechos Humanos… ¡Alerta, alerta! la espada de Boliviar [Simón que oui, of coursecon demagogia y palancas se [a]mella.

But FOist…

PAGE 778¹ (signability)

Eye Gknew IT!!!!!!
The Astros cheat,
Mercury was in fact,
receiving SIGNALS from Saturn*

sign stealing:
A tactic by which a team spots and deciphers its opponent’s signs.

Por ejemplo, Comadre Letty, check the dark side of the Ancient Aliens history files it goes like this:

1. The Sound Creates the Frequency
2. The Frequency Creates The Symbol
3. The Symbol [then] Represents Both
The Sound and, The Motherfucking

*The Evil planet, according to David Icke.

The dark lorde saturn~DAY NIGHT~LIVE

In other knew news, the departing MoJoe set coordinator has just spilled the Beans; Cousin Joe’s big head (and it’s strong starr–sucking gravitational field) is in fact a repeater node front for Saturn.

Elise Jordan’s Friday Night Red Lights Knew Show has all of the details… [W]ith Musical guest:
The Louisiana Goat Milk Suckers, featuring Kanye West and Republican Senator, Joe Kneely K…

Mercury is the god of COMMUNICATION

Mercury is the god of COMMUNICATION .:. 1748A75F-C6E4-4263-9D73-968534A437BF •|• SATURN is the god of CORPORATIONS… and Republican Senator from the Mormon STATE, Mitt Romney goes, “corporations, my friend, are PEOPLE too.”

Check local listings for programming. Only on The Fountain Network [msnbc’s premium service OnDemand].


¹ The Dickson Baseball Dictionary, Third [motherfucking] Edition.
   Featuring, Skip McAfee. An W.W. Norton & Company production.

“Nos quieren desprestigiar”, la espada de Bolivar en París

Para la memoria, 2011 – 2016

Yo acuso: association GiBo París

Yo acuso: association GiBo París.:.46271C46-BFB6-4EE0-804F-2FC30367DDB9 •|•if you only knew that this “accidental impressionist … frame” is set to an Amnesty International Blues rola. -_- It goes like this: 🎶Pobres de los niños, que dolor me dan, etc., etc., etc… El TRI ; vía Three Souls in My Mind.

¿Hay periodistas asesinados?*


https ://asegovia3 .files .wordpress.com/2016/02/this-way-to-la-vie-en-rose-anuncio-marca-acme


Entre zopilote y pterodáctilo

AMLO: Entre zopilote y pterodáctilo.:.46EB821D-E1EE-4E9C-870B-B0BCC733AE1D •|• Según el redactor de la 11ª oficina de la policía de París, una razón que merece ser escuchada y considerada por el presidente del tribunal administrativo del Islote de Francia (IdF por sus siglas en Instituto Cervantes) incluye nuestra asimilación y/o integración a la CULTURA francesa. We [the staff] on the other hand, would argue that, as a matter of fact, French Culture (which includes politics) mas bien se asimila o integra a nuestro contenido en éste tan intrascendente blog (which we aim to make about politics). POR EJEMPLO: In Recent Days, hasta la tal Marine Le Pen, promotora de valores hitlerianos en Francia, se pone despreocupadamente a proselitar con las referencias de un tal « caudillo », y/o “général victorieux” francés para defender recientes ataques en contra de mezquitas en territorio galo.

Peña Nieto, “entre Ave Fenix y pterodáctilo »:

Ma’Corina, le pen pon, Ma’Corina le pen pon—ponme Tu mano ISSY.

Chico Che y la crisis productions presents

Chico Che y la crisis productions presents.:.E423B1C7-C022-4619-89B4-5429A622680C •|• Le Pen, entre y tepocate pteradáctilo.


La Casa Latinoamericana en París y los personajes que la frecuentan.


Like the Knight Beefour

Like the Knight Beefour.:.0349AB59-F720-476F-A241-9A93ECFA4438

Periodística de investigación.


Full Gonzo with a box full of Venn diagrams, with enhanced reticles.

For the record

For the record, “~”.:.77BD993F-6242-4815-845A-6FF4025EADA8

* Rosario Piedra, person in Charge of Mexico’s National Commission on Human Rights. 12 de noviembre, 2019, after she was “sworn into office” (tomó protesta, pues) and when asked about what She Would do, with the issue of DEAD JOURNALISTS in Mexico.

Get Shorty Season 3; EP6 — Roman Polanski

10h50 in Central Siren knew News
The French, [them people] sure love those affairs“… they just call’em something Else, said Jay Gatsby.

"In the morning don't say you love mí

Faces: In The Morning don’t say you love Mí.:.DAFDE796-795B-4CC9-BA88-C920C14CAF1F •|• “Sit down, get up, get Out“. -_- “…[B]ut then (that bitch) looked mí in the EYE“, said Agent Pettypiece, on the msnbc’s audio mic’s.

Jesus built my car
It's a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

Ladies in Gemini:
Roman Polanski directs
The Great Gatsby – a new breed

courtesy of Ministrydon’t bee EVIL
🎶🎶Ding a ding a dang
a dong dong ding dong

Every where I go🎶🎶

Mean while, the Great impeachment hearings continue in Reel–Thyme at Capitol Records, [them federales de la oficina] move in like a General Pershing’s perra on the “bad hombres… y hembras”, that the DEA helped to criminally organize in the backyard that [them gringos] call The Merida Plan, o algo así.

Military Factory

Military Factory.:.2DC79A82-A52F-4172-996F-1D3EED3CC2F4 •|• Over at the Newest Border in the World (Turkish/Syrian) Agent Angle could not confirm the nationality of that D.A.R.E. bird with fire throwing capabilities; was it an Airbus « Super Puma »? Perhaps a Canadian “Freedom Fighter”? Or maybe a Lockheed Martin “Fighting Falcon”… or was it a Phantom too?

Now to be fair, one cannot serioulsy compare the General Pershing punitive incursion into la Sierra de Chihuahua in 1916, with the “consigliere” role of the F.B.I. in 2019.

Por ejemplo, Raquelito, if a Doroteo Arango surged from the betrayed ranks of the U.S.- Kurdish Strategic Allience, would you really hold it against them? The Kurds, not us


Perrita Mongrel de la OEA

Perrita Mongrel de la OEA.:.582EEB74-9FFD-41B5-B07A-D8379BEE096A •|• 6° of canine breeding; it pretty much happens when a Breeder takes “un perro mezcla” and “a pure breed” and lets them two fuck for giggles, the resulting “perritos”, or “crías” cannot be determined until the day that “los cachorros” arrive. SOURCE: “von~ferriz~haus . com”, Metodología para la Crianza Canina.


Entonces, pues, Cousin Joe, it’s not as if the Mormon family of Galeana, [Chihuahua] of 2019 has anything to do with the Mormon splinter cell of San Diego [California] of 1972. Two different matters, completamente. Now then, is the Fi.Bi.Is. presence in Mexico justified and  within the scope of a nations so-called sovereignty? The answer Willie Geist rests upon a single message heard in 2016, it goes like this and it must be read in an Alec Baldwin (Jack Ryan) voice:

Russia, if you’re listening…

because if “the” president extends the invitation then it’s not a blunder, o como dicen los franceses, un faux pas.

Over at the MoJo Show:

Vexed  by agent Haass yesterday, and left rickety baffled by the current soul of America [sin acento] TODAY, Mika’s decorative statue outside of 30 Rock shrugged, “it seems that Erdogan and the Kurds have a Love Affair in the Way That Jesus built my Hot Rod,” explained in a digression, Gibby Haynes outside of Capitol Records.