Tonight on Oompa Loompa sax 🎷 it’s the hold your horses Marjo Show

Bad news for Jackie Alemany in D.C. on account that Donald just placed the PA’Ellas on the restricted substances act of 5 minutes ago…

Attention shoppers, the president of the united states in América is 🤠 rolling back prices on Bavarian sauerkraut, Greek feta, and all of the stinky cheese [that] you motherfucking hillbillies can handle.

Patatas Bravas will carry a five-year sentance of daily grits from the Cracker Barrel.

Sources close to El Manicero relay that the Cha-Cha is included under the LITTLE marco Rubio rider. Anyone or anywho caught listening to the Buena Vista Social Club will be shot on sight and the documentary rights for the agression against an I.C.E. agent will be commissioned to Ry Cooder and that guy, Burns, of Baseball 🎥 fame

Ladies in Gemini : The United Nations 🤡 of Donald Trump

I’m, too sexy for this post.

American (U.S.) Strategy : shut up and OBEY.

Fred Christ Trump

Now before Öüï heads over to the U.N. Security (👮🏿‍♂️mall 👮🏻‍♂️) Council, Eye is going to relay to Rachel Maddow that little ol’ i has in fact seen the Kuwaiti Air Defenses hot-dog an F-15E to the ground at 500-800 meters from my post… Issy-We-were herringboneing back from an oil 🔥 field like the one at the Paris Tourism Board and/or HdV.

Ciao bella… of course one has to be French to tell the tale

 

On the menu today, it’s Paris Fashion Week (sponsored by The United Nations Security Council) with instant soupe à l’oignon (with a grant from the good people at Sant’Egidio at Saint-Merri) spiked with whiskey and a bit of lemon juice (donated by the clochards at Saint-Eustache).

… memo to Messina 🫟 it’s MOTT THE HOPPLE, but yes, Ziggy scored it. I know jack about improvisational moments and even less about jazz.

Öüï don’t need no stinking Éphémérides

Tonight on the Marjolena Kalten-Portentelephone : ?is hate fun¿ Find out at 19h, 7pm if youse in Potomac times.

Fool Moon Over Faux Voltiere

Fuckn’ kids, Ewe tells those fuckers “Come As You Are” and the little psychos take your Word for IT!, —DAT motherfucker.

… any 🦉 hoot, hoy no hubo Jazz, David Ignatius… didn’t you hear Pete Hegseth, you old fuck?… Öüï must protect our bodily fluids. Jesus Christ, Ignatius.

Dime-a-dozen

But yes Marjolaine, little ol’ i wants you. Tonight at 19h33, don’t be late… still to come : Chavela Sör Ling.

Captivos y pecadores… Matt Busby, dig it

But first! Eye is up, GÜEY, too early because Öüï had to walk Eugene Daniels and his pooch.

It took a day in the life of Cyprus 🇨🇾 but the BBC can now relay that yes, the Rosbifs 🇬🇧 will allow the use of their bases next to Aphrodite’s birthrock near Limassol in order to facilitate Netanyahou’s 🇮🇱  peace 🕊️ prize ⚔️ crusade.

https ://www .bbc .com /at-least-153-dead-after-reported-strike-on-school-Iran says.

To They in South Africa.

 

In Washington, Marie Gentric just graduated from l’image de France to the silhouette of The District, but that’s only because the Frogs have agreed to help Benjamin Netanyahou erase the “memories” of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald John Trump.

F-15E pilot was trained at the Dick Cheney Shooting School of Desert Storm.

 

And isn’t it ironic, David Ignatius, that just when the Iran national football team got a ticket for the FIFA World Cup, the death of 100-plus school girls in Tehran janks the boarding pass-over-to L.A.? Isn’t it, David Ignatius? Isn’t, IT!, ironic?

It’s way too early for sherry.

Note to Elise Jordan : not now Jordania, but if the Epic Distraction of The Epstein Files continues for more than 6 weeks you too may jump in with your fashion statement on the Morjo Show… nice collar you got there, big enough for a row of stars.

La misma guerra pero revolcada… hoy no hubo Susana Poveda

Attention camp, tonight’s session will be in Castellano pero las paroles en Français… pero cuelga tú.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-01-mars-2026–

For those who know, La Oreja de Van Gogh will Knot, Öüï repeats, will not be performing German cabaret songs on Almodovar, including but knot limited to LILI MARLEEN.

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What, too soon? — Mars looks good on Jackie

Eye believes that Öüï has a winner !!! Not sure if it’s the bloody red background on the video feed or the crossbrestess-es pullover.

Circumcision is a crime against humanity ✂️🇮🇱✂️

 

Yea! Alemany nailed Mars, and just in time, for The Killing of The Christ starting on March 29.

Note to editors : the fact that the U.S. Congressional delegation who oversights things like say,  bringing hell to another country (not necessarily Minneapolis, Minnesota), is referred to as a “gang” provides a window into the kind of “god” that the U.nited S.tates apparently ‘trusts’, and that god is not Greek but Roman, and the SACRIFICE COUNT for Mars starts at 3 dead soldiers from U.S.. Good thing that they died to distract.

https ://ballotpedia .org /Gang_of_Eight #Other_uses

Knot that serA se refiera a Ares, much less that Ewe motherfuckers should take my most non-consequential blog for gospel just because Jesus Built My Hot Rod, but rumor has it that according to The Prophet Epstein, Donald John Trump would attack Iran (beyond a doubt)  if that son-of-a-bitch was to get “trapped like a rat”.

Compare this to your gospel… so Ewe can spy on my phone and even turn it off ; what are Ewe 🇮🇱 a character on The Twilight Zone? Jezz-U.S. Rothschild Tut

Öüï keeps trucking.

Does anybody remember Jerry Lee Lewis? He was supposed to be “the devil”, but all that Jerry Lee was, well he was into Alabama divorces (all in the family) and the label wrote that he was just a petty killer. Loads of fun in them ’50’s… beyond the sea.

 

28 de febrero — Pegasus 🇮🇱 and Uncle Sam 🇺🇲 attack

It’s Primetime on a Saturday Night

The Epstein War

Saturday Morning Cartoons :

In the vicinity of the garden of Caro, is off-course Eden… bum-bas not bom-bas.

Hallelujah, I’m a Bum

And in Washington, hoy no hubo Jacky Alemany on account that Joe Scarborough is playing 1979, Issy-The-World is a vampire.

Where have you gone, Agent Angle, the Middle East is just not the same on the MSN now BC… news.

Saturday Morning Cartoons and I ran, i ran so far away.

 

In Tehran, the Supreme Leader there is calling on the United States of America to convict the vagina-grabbing pedophile in charge of Mar-a-Lago and that other “house” in D.C..

Bombs and bluster diplomacy.

Hoy no hubo noticias, except from Sputnik news 📰 who jumped at the opportunity to report on the bombing of a school by somebody other than Vladimir Putin.

Fuck Jazz à fip — and I-ran with a Flock of Seagulls

And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away

 

Yes, Eye said it—it takes tú

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… to make it out of sight

Park bench is not a place to live

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In the mean while, vive Le France 🍽️ you motherfuckers.

And that is all Eye is going to say, Miller 🎸… except to say, fuck Jazz à FIP, period!

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Aquí Estamos

¡Lotería! ; as explained by Alexis de Tocqueville en régime

Purple Kush… let’s bake a cake, Eye will bring the beurre and Ewe bring the cherry, baby 🍒  

Talía Olvera invita:

Mexican Embassy In Paris got a cut, Aussie.

[ Issy-siren] there will be text

When I Was Out There

https ://weedestiny .com /purple-marijuana–what-is-it-everything-you-need-to-know/

Add habanero… and a dash of Petty for Mary Janes Banquets.

Échale semilla a’la maraca pa’Que Suene

Vive La France, like Emily never seen it before.

Download the app, Bernie… you fag, AccuWeather is ❄️ for ⚡ kids, silly rabbit 🐰

… 🎵 y le pusierón, San Expedito.

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