Dear World, we the people of Them United States in América have a disabled president

… and Cousin Joe, in the spirit of filipino pullitzers ball-busting, or vice-versa, Öüï’s talking about FReedom, nigga! Never mind Fontella Bass baby,  because Eye gots the sources.

… any 🦉 hoot Rev. Al, let Mí hovel the Kay with a diplomatic strike, but who are we kidding there are more pressing issues to follow such as the Cracker Barrel “never ending copy/pasta” at Geno’s Bar & Grill next to Meloni’s secret garden where the American Ambassador is driving the Venetian crazy with his bottomless rolls.

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Le méga-yacht de l’ambassadeur américain en Italie amarré dans le centre de Venise, les habitants manifestent… that’s Italian for watcha’ gonna dew about it?

Broke-ass warmonger

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/07/18 /europe /protests-venice-italy-us-envoy-yacht-intl

… and in Washington, President Trump vows to deport the parents of the dead female soldier in Jordan

Washington, DC_ The White House has issued a rolling order to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement thugs operating in CARROLLTON, TEXAS, to be on the lookout for the immediate surviving family members of Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, 19, now that her service to “america”, the country—not the continent has come to a tragic end.

Answer : when rfi reporters suggest that… Pablo Gleason is their friend and that in France, journalists surrender the freedom of expression which, protects the right of journalists to reserve the identity of their sources.

MUSICAL GUEST : BILLY RAY CYRUS singing the VFW anthem “SOME GAVE ALL”

https ://www .fox4news .com /news /north-texas-soldier-among-two-service-members-killed-jordan-drone-strike

For the record : KEN PAXTON never served in the military and he (like PETE HEGHSET) despises women in uniform, and like a true Republican, KEN PAXTON loves the Bible and his country so much he took his alleged MISSTRES to England on July 4th.

https ://www .them .us /politics /ken-paxton-mistress-england-vacation 

In recent past (during the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION) according to the Associated Press,  “U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement considered [your] and your immediate family’s military service as a « significant mitigating factor » when making immigration decisions, such as removal from the country.”

Under the current NAZI-like regime of the Department of Homeland Security, President Biden’s directive has been scrapped and the Associated Press has it on good authority to relay that “military recruiters have been told that they “are not the proper authority” to “imply that Marine Corps [or any of the other military branches, for this matter] can secure immigration relief for applicants or their families.”

The best people and a bad hombre.

On Sunday, speaking at Joint Andrews Base, President Donald Trump told the Associated Press and other assorted reporters that he (that motherfucker) “felt very bad” but that Isabella is now out of the picture and that her family has now become fair-game for Tom Homan’s “agents”.

The “transactional son-of-a-bitch”, as Donald Trump minions call the President behind his back, offered some consolance to Isabella’s surviving family by saying that the next bombing from Uncle Sam to the Middle East will be dedicated to her, to that Hawaiian lieutenant [posthumously promoted to Captian] and to the other “dummies” who make up the latest batch of dead soldiers arriving to DOVER AIR FORCE BASE after giving it “their all” on account of a capricious war that was started by BENJAMIN NETANYAHU and AIPAC.

Sources close to the so-called “border cZar” relay that his inept posse of overweight agents will be wearing a body camera just to keep the “commie-loving” bleeding pusillanimous hearts of the Democratic Party in MAINE, MICHIGAN and of course MINNESOTA without forgeting that floosy Marie de France state (aka) MARYLAND happy.

Adding insult to injury, The President of Them United States in América, snickered to the Associated Press that Private Isabella’s “surviving benifits” will not be paid to her family on account that they will not be able to use the money inside of the CECOT in El Salvador.

Ibid. “I will watch any World Cup³” where Achilles is mistaken for Odysseus

Sorry mister Trump… that trophy belongs to España (Europa 🌍) not The U.S. (América 🌎). It looks better in señor Pedro Sánchez’ care.

 

³~. … and MANOLETE is there to handle LA ESTOCADA, olé!

Musical Guest: thginKgoD τρία 

En la Madrid, Odiseo, Manolete is in the house.

 

Scar Tissue valenciana π = red hot

Ten, toma chocolate.
y yada, yada, yada… add infinitum.

 

pa’Ella 🇦🇷

https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/07/19 /de-1-al-10-by-mabm/

… en fin María Antonia, las patatas bravas por eso son buenas, but Eye’ve never been to Spain, so Öüï would not know.

Goooooooo, Spain.

… because fuck Milei, and Eye too wants to see Sanchez looking better than Trump. Also, the ICE detention centers are a mirror to the clandestine detention center at the so-called Higher School of Mechanics of the Navy in Buenos Aires 1978.

 

The most famous clandestine detention center of the Process was at the Escuela Superior de Mecánica de la Armada (ESMA). Located in the officers’ casino of that institution of the Argentine Navy, in the northern area of the City of Buenos Aires (Núñez), on Avenida del Libertador at 8200 (34°32′18″S 58°27′49″W), approximately two blocks from the1978 World Cup Stadium; it operated from March 1976 to November 1983.

Shameless copy/paste of The World Cup comes courtesy of wikipedia

Any hoot, where was i? … ah, Öüïiiiiiii ! John Leguizamo ; long epic cut, i get it i really do, John Leguizamo is going through his Liam Neeson phase where Leguizamo attempts to broaden his holier-than-thou PANORAMA just like Neeson tried his damnest to be Canadian.

To be clear, Mayor/Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is right when he says that like the collapse of the Notre Dame de Paris spire, “Christopher Nolan is a ‘cadeau’ to canards.”

«El de multiforme ingenio (πολύτροπος, polýtropos),[9] de astutos pensamientos, ladrón, cuatrero de bueyes, jefe de los sueños, espía nocturno, guardián de las puertas, que muy pronto habría de hacer alarde de gloriosas hazañas ante los inmortales dioses».
Himno homérico a Hermes 13.[10
Once again… brazen copy/pasta of wikipedia, this time en Castellano, which is Argentinian if you went to school in the United States of America, period!

I’m telling Ewe, Laura Barrón-PBS, if you DEW with the 72mm version of the John Leguizamo Show you will lose it if you can imagine Eumaeus played by César Chávez in the role of Michael Peña and motherfucking Leguizamo playing “SAN JUDAS TADEO“—BOOM! Como le decían a ”El Chapulín Colorado” : más explosivo que una lechuga de la granja del señor Trump.

https ://www .npr .org /2026/07/17 /lettuce –taco-bell– mexico-cyclospora-outbreak

 

It’s Weekend Editon : I pity the fool who would leave Hermes out of Circe’s zoo

Oh-oh… in local news, the local narcos are using the Mexican tag “Nueva Generación” to name their “mafia” ; nevermind the Cal. 9mm bullets with a French mayor’s name on it.

https ://ground .news /article /gard-mayor-of-ales-receives-two-9-mm-calibre-bullets-signed-dz-mafia

[It’s an upside down world, figuratively knot literally]

But first, i get it—casting John Leguizamo as the dedicated servant clicks with the narrative of Western Civilization (where the Latin Americans stereotype their own moonlight assisting farmers and graziers with growing crops and raising thier FUCKING livestock), but… FOR PRAGMATIC purposes let’s just give Jacqueline Alemany a Spanish name and call her Jackie López (diacritic optional), feed her Lotus Flowers instead of Salami for TAPAS and see if the LÆSTRYGONIANS come out looking like the Lannisters of Ithaca Rock.

If you’ve Eva’bean, ‘La Plaza de Los Lagartos’ is located downtown.

Take 5 lotus petals after every meal and call Mí in the morning, on account that Mr. Poséidon continues to be an asshole and Jason Soboroff is “rigging” the screen to Nolan’s standards by cutting DONALD TRUMP’s face at the philtrum, the fact that Soboroff is a dead-ringer for the TELÉMACO (diacritic optional) role on/in the Odyssey Show is not our fault.

Across the Franklin Mountains and the long straight-road to Hueco Tanks, CAMP EAST MONTANA is not what it used to be. At least not what it used to be when GEORGE W. BUSH housed an “American terrorist” with air conditioning and even authentic “Sennelier” brushes and other assorted oil painting supplies from France.

Give that man some testosterone

I pity the fool who goes to West Africa to get the Freeman blues

[techincal difficulties prevented the upload of a visual that goes here… please stand-by for context but in the mean time Eye leaves you with the real LESTRYGONS form antiquity not the Game of Thrones/King Arthur’s court knights from the Oppenheimer inception of John Leguizamo]

Just add ICE… and Cousin Joe : fuck Ewe, and your dog race track ( telepromper’$ luck), for the record, Ken Paxton has no balls, will Texas A & M will?

Free if you can prove that youse a bum.

 

… Note to North Bergen, New Jersey : technical thiefs re-appropriated that stupid little gadget that Star Trek warned The U.S.S. Capitalism about. As a result, visuals will suffer the fate of them Sirens on a Nolan[d] film about El Mar. Long epic short, as BASIC as Maine’s ‘concern’.

For the sake of Sen. Collins, stay tuned for bullshit.

Off with that motherfucker’s head

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Cantares : Aïe aïe ShyWaWa baila y no cantes, porque cantando pareces SAPO baja californiano

N’insiste pas, Susana Poveda, n’insiste pas, car je sais que tu es partie en vacances à Acapulco et que tu ne m’as pas invitée.

“Todo pasa y todo queda…”, Joan Manuel Serrat (1971).

Mashav… it’s Yiddish for “Ionian Horse”, or trojan if youse into MALWARE, which trough social engineering [ in cyberspace ] is when bad actors (such as the State of Israel) gain the trust of their targets, in this case the the Central Water and Sanitation Board (JCAS for its Spanish acronym) in the Great State of Chihuahua.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mashav

Issy-Chihuahua-sí, pero a guevo que sí, bailando con esas “liebres orejeras” te ves más bonita que colaborando with those “JACK-BOOTED THUGS” from Ruby Ridge and Waco, if you remember your “chihuahuitas” at the FBI/ATF and off course, “la bendita” CIA.

 

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

Jews are directly related to Netanyahou…

Fair Use of Desperate Doppelgangers and Fútbol ⚽

France fue a Dallas…

… and Netanyahou is directly related to the JEWS, Issy-it’s-a genocide, Donnie.

For context.

In local news, RUSH delivery sources relay that :

… they’re marching to Bastille Day
The guillotine will claim her bloody prize
Free the dungeons of the innocent
The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise

In local news Griezmann weeps and La Pinta is ‘Ol Eye needs a they.

Fair Use of FIFA’s Peace Prize and Trump.

Chilly 🇨🇦 Gonzales can lick my Syrup as he gargles La Marseillaise

 

Back in the MAINE land — ICE Cold Killings

And, Ali Vitali… It’s easy.

 

In Paris, France, Maya Laque is re-claming the role of Goldie Hawn’s “Private Benjamin”, where Maya joins the Republican Guard.

Back on the MAINE land

 

Over on at Miller’s lattice, notably missing from the Air and Pony Show of La Marseillaise are the flying bomberos de sapeurs 🧑🏻‍🚒 and for good reason, Fontainebleau is burning 🪾… and no, Öüï cannot see the smoke rising from Milly-la-Fôret, but the smoke can see (just like all of the flying frogs over la rue de Rivoli) the Eiffel Tower from Jean Cocteau’s western-looking window.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /live /2026/07/14 /en-direct-canicule-les-incendies-en-foret-de-fontainebleau-ont-parcouru-plus-de-1-900-hectares

Get off my airspace!!! Ya’ Noisy-choppers-Issy 🥸

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Bleep in the real life

Petty~ness

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