From Yesterday’s nEws — Three: All That and a Cross to bear³

³~. X marks the spot on a bag of chips on Cloud Nine with “My Sweet Lord”

Still to come, the Oxymoron of the They on The Avi Velshi research show, here’s a sneek peak:

Heather Long from the Jeff Bezos Washington Post Economic forum walks into a La Chrècherie, hilarity ensues when she orders a cake and then tries to eat it.

Note to editors, the following statement is paraphrased, precisamente paraPhresas de EL UNIVERSAL:

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /us1xkb /rompimiento_de_la_cuarta_pared_por_el_cuarto_poder/

The ideal scenario would have been to import baby formula from countries with similar standards like ours [U.S.] and who really-really—REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-really, feed and take care of their kindergartens and foresee their maternity leave issues.

https ://sammlung .staedelmuseum .de /en /work /bishop-julians-finding-of-the-true-child

Page 131, L’art du Diable.
Martino de Bartolomeo, La Découverte de saint Étienne, from the 7 Scenes de una Leyenda llamada “SANTO” El Enmascarado de SIMILAC®️.

But first, across The Atlantic, the Great State of Delaware is undergoing a shortage of baby formula, and over at the National Cathedral, Bishop Julian (from “Hey Jude” fame) found a way to feed the “True Child“. It’s a method that dates back to the Jeer of our Lord of 1390.

En contexto para espontáneos:

First off, I, Armando Segovia, have not decided to whom I should direct this entry, which I would hope that not one single motherfucker among our non-readers goes on and confuses ‘la magnesia de morena‘ con el comité de Gimnasia à Château de Vincennes.

La Guadeloupe Ana, will bring THE CHIPS.

For starters, señora Ministro de l’Enseignement supérieur et de la Recherche, and for the sake of the Scientific Method you, of all WaWaRetails* should know that the difference between the opinion of a bellybutton and the abstract of an asshole are numbers and CERTIFIED documentation… at the UNIVERSITY of SUD Corea, the PERMANENT^ ajumma’s at the Six-Sigma SAMSUNG institute call this phenomena “Justins Time” at the Dépôt desks… and “Delay’s Shortages” at the IHESS ivory towers.

*~. Madame Ministro Sylvie Retailleau
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Sylvie_Retailleau

^~. https ://smart-ajumma .com /tag /ajumma-perm/

First the cloud:

Time’s up, you are going to need a bigger ring on That 🏃🏾‍♀️🔥

In Local News of the They, the Olympics logo and its handicapable counterpart got EVICTED from the Parvis de Mme. Hidalgo, details are developing, and all that the Paris Tourism Board can do is to have their minions on the artists front of collusion and backstabbers, follow my steps and seek the inspiration that NATURA en Salamanca les negó, mi negro.

Théâtre du Tourtour… Paloma.

¡Ay, No-Mames!!!

“Nos fuimos juntos a volar, con un solo GOLDEN PARACHU-TOTE »…

Mice killer. Lo’Réàl salutes you.

 

Andrés 🦑🐙🦀🦞🦐s

And, señora Primer Ministro BORNE, you of all people with access to the files of the Préfecture de Police (dépôt cubicles) have the ability to verify the contents in the subtext.

…over at La Salpêtrière Cardiologie section of THE ATLANTIC, if you can play shortstop youse SET!

Goooooo, DODGERS!

I’m not a doctor, but BRONTIS and Stéphanie Menou at the Salpêtrière Préfecture can’t allow me to lie, i got Royalty Fucked by one.

Hoy no hubo Deadline in WaWa Land

¡Viejas Feas! After the break, El UNIVERSAL breaks the Shark on the 4th Wall of Happy Theys at an AMALGAM that Öüï likes to call, the AP~Hôpital Européen Georges-Pompidou, casi esquina con los pollos hermanos at LA PEÑA en Saint Germain-des-Prés {and} le boulevard des Frères-Voisin, on Metro Line 12… ISSY, Dr. Poisson 🎏, El próximo waiter, le corresponde a usted 💃🏽.

Ok… Évry body, back in The Cave. Stéphanie Ruhle just moved to Paris, Évry body go home, Yankee, you with the habit, go home.

A Republic… Syphilis not included, unless we the sheeple go back to the Dark Ages… and if Mme. Hidalgo visited the Anne Franck park she would probably ‘see’ what Eye is talkin’ about. It rhymes with pissin’ in the Dark.

 

According to Aristotle on the Morjo Show

Not the Alamo, more like an Evangelist’s belief that a certain tribe is supposed to fight the Apocalypse after « sweet baby Jesus” sweeps em’ up and away into a Tornado 🌪️ to get to Heaven {and} Zeppelin goes here.

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10782259 /Biden-Putin-Doomsday-Planes-flying-nuclear-war .html

As crazy as a shit house Wa???³

Settle down, Congressman, take a deep breath 🫁… now just how big was this “so called” rat? And are you sure it wasn’t one of those invasive baby albino capybaras smuggled into Florida through the Little Havana baseball league?

³.~ https://www.rawstory.com/maga-republicans-2657268212/

Greek navel-gazing BUZZ, starring LOKI, our Man of Mischief.

 

Oh-oh… somebody is blowing kisses at the pundit, and it’s not even your birthday, Mr. Scarborough.

Oh, the etiquette!

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Oh–eau… La GO’ill de Niza is turning Nipponesa-sa—sa, yakuza yakuza

And starring as Ana Martin[ez], Katty Kay’s bust and the GO’ill de Niza’s torso.

Might EYE interest Ewe, in a brand-knew second- hand Mexican Radio?

Critiques all agree… Öüï loves Oyuki’s Box-Set.

¡PERO!!! ¿quiere más? Call nahhhh-Ow, and receive a Pescado de Oyuki box-set, that’s right, call NAHHHH_ow and get a complementary Televisa Presenta: El Pescado de Oyuki.

Told y’all that Öüï could drive that { ONAPAFA} Chocolate WITH ONE HEAD LICE… Lice/Rice… ¡Arrooooz! diría un Playboy libanes-ese—dit: Garces; gracias.

Meet me at Le Pont Marie just above the little Red Devil facing the Eastern (Wall of Voodoo) side of that bridge.

Guess Who, Donnie Deutsch? Ewe son-of-a-biche!

Deer, President Obama (44) this PLAN has no name, yet!

Let U.S. Call it:

El Plan SLIM chance in HELL (OHIO) that things will change

Yada, yada, DIng-dong follows, with Cinnamon Spice for CHECO Pérez, don Carlos protégée… Brrrmmm, brrrrmmm, Cabrones!!!

Las fuentes de Las Cruzadas de doña Vilma

En Francia… en Francia no pasa nada, Marianne:

We don't do facebook, but

Öüï does not do the facebook, but given the occasion and being the THEY after “Black Friday”, we said, fuck it .:. https ://facebook .com /brut officiel /videos /132768011709329/?refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffrance%2Fcomments%2Fk2rnhx%2Fmanifestation_%25C3%25A0_paris_un_crs_au_sol_se_fait%2F&_rdr

“And one day, sans la moindre raison, les Français elected Marine Le Pen”
Via: /r/france

After all it was IN•deed, the very French who went ahead and invented “The Crusades”, the most recent one was of course lead by Professor Alain Rouquié in 2012, WHO can forget his welcoming words to then President of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto:

*Haste—risk

*Hasterisk 🇫🇷 5F5D5A25-4ADA-4EA6-B978-4836E15CAD73 🇲🇽 *CON NOMBRE: FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE, President of The 5th French Republic.

Lo bueno del regreso del PRI, es de que ellos sí saben como gobernar.
Sciences Po

Feb. 1, 2012 2013 (perdon)

Quick programming note, Leoncio Orellana (arquitecto de profesión, y capataz del profesor Rouquié en La Casa de América latina en Paris, 27 Blvd. Saint Germain-des–Près) warned me about it when he gave me his blessing to conduct interviews at the most navel-gazing place for Latin Americans in Paris, he told me (Armando Segovia) after commending me for embarking on such “sueño guajiro” as uncovering Mexican corruption in France could prove to be:

The Sad Part

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/ .:. 46418EE0-CD60-4C94-981D-090507014F64 .:. The sad part about this Cartón Político is that back in February of 2012, at the Mexico’s House at Cité International Universitaire de Paris, the MORENA–Francia founding committee members; at the time called, “El Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana” laughed me out of the Benito Juárez (kitchen hall, not the actual hall) when I suggested that people were starting to notice their CULT-LIKE behavior. Y mira, —can EYE get an AMen!

Be careful, because journalism is not always about “the poor.

and as Tabasco went under water after a recent Greek-alphabet letter hurricane, it turned out that “el buen Leo” was right. It’s about saving the president’s PET PROJECTS, such as a refinery instead of the underprivileged citizens in Tabasco, which happens to be the Mexican President’s home state. LIKE his outgoing superior in Washington, Donald Trump, president López Obrador hates his home state… look it up, with Governor (NY) Cuomo, Andrew [Oneeach].

Mean while here at doña Vilma’s neighborhoods, and as far back as 10 minutes in France are concerned, recording someone without their permission or knowledge has been a crime against FRENCH ETHICS, just ask President Hollande’s predecessor, Nicholas Sarkozy, WHO IS CURRENTLY undergoing legal proceedings for inventing the French Talents and Skills Visa.

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https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /First_Crusade

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/

Dear, Ben Smith… the media equation was solved at the Unesco in 2016

Must show Media Function, motherfucker, and then solve for time.

This is why we Watch

This is why we Watch .:. 699B73ED-C8A7-40BA-8FC9-4A3F911C02B9 .:. Just to keep Track, Steph, nada más pa’Ver lo que dicen y lo que hicieron… dedicated to my Friend Gustavo, at the Associated Press… vía El CUNY.

Hoy no hubo Buzzfeed… because the “little journalist” school at Sciences Po is closed, the cadre at that former Printshop is drinking Coronas with the Mexican Mission at the Unesco and with The Ambassador of Mexico in La France.

WITH THAT in Mind, Peter Baker, please give my regards to Brian Williams and Fuck The New York Buzz(feed) in France.

For those keeping Track of our programming, tonight Öüï reserves two hours for “Staff Duty” at a very exclusively open club, where “everybody knows your name”.

The X-Más Hunt… A La Italiana — Año de Hidalgo

Soon… the president will speak and the Pussy will like it too.

The godfather... starring

The godfather… starring .:. 9B7089EE-7595-4711-9664-3BD3D283743C 🏄🏽‍♂️ L’obelto Benigni as Donald John Trump.

After the Casablanca speech it’s “What’s happening in at and “rround*” Mars House”, Pilot Episode:

* In an effort to HELP our Puerto Rican brothers and sista's in Nueva Yo'l, asegovia3 is working to-get-her witt the Academy of Future (knot ancient) Tankers of America in an effort to infuse José Feliciano with the full sound of the Letter R... sino como jodidos v'haber Rhumba, boricua‽

It feels eerie. An almost empty street and the music of Christmas just in front of the Paris official tourism store at City Hall. A few steps away from the aforementioned “entrance 33” at City Hall (HdV, en francés SVP) we [the staff] witness yet again the things that go to waste in France. Back in March you might recall from the detail on the dentils the waste of perfectly good food that went into the waste bin, this SEMESTER abroad, we see what happens to knowledge behind the curtains of la rue de Compagnons del deber…o algo así.

But FO’ist! Öüï breaks down the week by The Numbers:

1 — La Banda del Gorro Rojo
2 — Teefies
3 — The president’s speech in Italiano

Ou sont les toilettes?

S.V.P. and V.S.O.P., ou sont les toilettes? .:. 4E5F0999-51B6-4905-A009-2C83E5FB3E0E 🤥 SUJET D’ETUDE número Ocho:  La mundialización y La diversidad Cultural, page 149; in the snapshot, Roberto Benigni Version Français sans “TITERES” en ficción… photo by TORU Yamanaka /AFPcontext by Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto.

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Must show WORK section for Magnum P.I. [π]

Le photo-gaspillage

« Le photocopillage, c’est l’usage abusif et collectif de la PhotoCopie sans authorisation des auteurs et des éditeurs… yada, yada, yada .:. 3E6791F1-B035-4B8F-BF2D-C06B543CA7B1 📚… au cœur du sujet d’étude: Je mobilise mes connaissance como si El Norte fuera El Sur… dicho como un Dr. Chapín (en México):
🎶 Entre recogiendo las musas que dejaron tiradas

Upon further inspection, Gov. William J. Le Petomane determined that “these batch of texts are defective…”, the governor complained that the books did not have “a look up the answers appendix”.

 

In Local News: sometimes Eye feels like the grand daddy* of Dave

Still to come, adventures in cacophony and the rest of The Ban on Le Petit Robert story, but right now we play Catch with our sponsor on at, la rue de los SDF’s.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /mundo /2020/11/08 /gritos-de-alegria-cacerolazos-baile-y-musica-en-varias-ciudades -7444 .html

Witt that in mind, it’s a Breaking all of the Rhules marathon, así que no le cambie, because Öüï didn’t select the topic.

For the record, the conversation started while we, the staff of this blog were autodidact–ing French vocabulary lessons from the pages of a1972 edition of a WORD SALA[u]D* list of ingredients, which oh-by-the-way, were kindly arranged in alphabetical order by a French house called Larousse. We the begin in the middle of the exchange after Öüï asks Esteban what the word on top of BAN means. (Note to editors: Öüï knew what “faire la noce” meant… because we’ve seen Braveheart, and off–course, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Öüï just could not figure out what the “Bword” meant in this context.

Now wait a goddamn minute D.A.R.E.

Now wait a goddamn minute D.A.R.E. 💄B1B7BECD-72C7-4C0C-8453-E24C358942BF 🗣 “You want this nigga here to play the role of Milton Berle and I am supposed to dress the part of RuPaul?”, said Dave, after hearing the first draft of ideas for the show. —_!_— “And the Winner is, AEROSMITH”.

Esteban :

[After stepping outside to smoke a cigarette with Count Chockula… it’s TWUE, the count is from Romania, one can’t literally make this BANalisation up!!! But with all of THE MASK wearing protocols Eye can’t vouch for the Constitution of his lips]

— Oh I forgot to tell you, I wouldn’t go around using that word, I mean, I certainly would not use it. It’s very racist, and that is an OLD dictionary, maybe the new one updated the meaning, because we (the French) don’t even use “faire la noce” since like the days when Sophie Marceau dated Mel Gibson in Scotland.

Mí:

— Really… you don’t say, Tell Mí more, and I’ll introduce you to Adele’s episode were Kate McKinnon redefines the word on top of the BAN, “B-word”.

And like this, Avi Velshi, is how Eye briefly introduced Esteban to a graph we like to refer to, as UNCLE Venn’s diagrams. 🎶 Pass the biscuits please… because Uncle Ben’s Rice on Saturday Knight forgot to mention the Mediterranean with Olive Oil on Mí spinach Variety. Boy Eye tell you, Popeye Doyle “never had a lick of sense”, Billy Joe.

And in the role of Popeye Doyle, Alec BaldWIN, You Are Welcome, PEARL!!! Love: Luci.

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Who is Milton Berle?