Los llamados “3rd” spaces del New York Times — Courtesy of Buzzfeed and Sciences Po

Dear, Nicolle Wallace:

Gustavo Martínez me la pela

Gustavo Martínez me la pela Surveying Services .::. 337DD2B5-B966-4DEE-9573-2D45AA9681CE 🧶

You, Madame,
will want to turn the Volume Up on this…
them bee the Ruhles.

What Eye means to say, is that there was a time that long walks between 3 and 5 o’Clock in the morning were a way to cope with the daily Parisian bullshit that a stranger to this land of monuments often (not all) gets to experience. Empty Lutetien  fucking streets, that is definitely the most beautiful thing in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, except for empty streets in Prague, maybe.


The current pandemic is a sort of bonanza for shutterbugs who wish to capture that empty “feeling” of a city perceived by tourists as “full of life*”, be it Rome, or New York City… never El Ey, it’s full of Mexicans and nothing, —nothing— keeps us contained as this old convalescent ‘dame’ claims D.A.T. we do just because she broke a fucking leg:

* It is not as if these fuckers called “Parisians” or “Romans”, or “new yorkers”, would not be dying for the month of August to arrive so that they (the beautiful ones) can set sail to exotic lands… or something like that.

Ahora bien, doña Vilma, lo bueno de este tan intrascendente blog es de que Gustavo Martínez no lo visita, ¡y qué bueno¡ porque estos no son tiempos de andar de socialitos ni de parrandas colectivas… pero lo que si está patas pa’rriba ahorita en París y los ciudadanos ahora saben hasta cierto punto lo que se siente andar por las calles “sin papeles” de circulación.

Aún con eso, las bici’s no mienten y al filo de las 19h45 (in local news) Eugène Viollet–Le-Duc* no me puede dejar mentir, más de mil almas circularon por la Rue de Rivoli entre el Ayuntamiento principal (de 20 en la ciudad) y la gran tienda que se llama BHV.

Cuentos Chinos

Cuentos Chinos and a HILL .::. A6870B21-C7A0-46DA-9AEF-A84CC578F22A 📈📉📊🧮📶🔊

* https ://fr .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Liste_des_statues_des_façades_de_l%27hôtel_de_ville_de_Paris

En fin doña Vilma,

… “Soy un Perro, negro y callejero”, y en los cinco minutos que he tenido la oportunidad de Vivir en París, jamás había visto a los parisinos y parisinas como las estatuas del Hôtel de Ville en sus ventanas y como pajaritos en sus balcones, con excepción de los ciclistas, por supuesto.


“Turn It Up”…

Weekend Edition with Zbigniew Brzeziński (European edition)


Kick Start My Heart

Top Gear meets Top Fuel Funny CARS starring .:. 8AA7C936-ECFD-4D84-8E69-503E2431B980 🚗 Attention sketch[y] righters, the following clip is being brought to youin reel delayby a blessinfromUncle MiltiesENDOWMENT for the Chads, and a grant .:. M.A.D.E. .:. possible by the Ron Burgundys San Diego Public Library fund.

Over in Babylon 2, the minute men are circling the 8 o’clock hour on the past meridian dial of Brian Williams kick–ass Rolex®️, in Paris, France, it’s 2 in the morning on any given montre.

Indeed, College

Indeed, college is where Eye went wrong .:. 8F3AB2A9-F435-4480-B6D8-EC6E3A9F7E6B —_•!•_— Don’t Shoot France 24!!! Boat picture courtesy of Radio France on TV/stream.

And if you took a moment to not read this most non–consequential blog you would be forgiven for thinking that D.E.M. Sirens on the Haute-de-Seine den did not get “BLISTERS” from all of the misinformation going around in HOUSTON, o mismo en ISSY–Les–MOULINEAUX.

En contexto

En contexto, para doctor Marie-France Emmaüs .:. D911B45C-3EB7-46A6-A794-A982C4BC1F74 💫 Dear, Dr. Marie-France, i, Armando Segovia /Armando Serrano Prieto, sincerely hope that you find the humor in this week’s edition of La Semana Que Philippe Labró. ✝️ We [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] remind all of your staff at 32 rue des Bourdonnais (75001) that öüï do not, [WE repeat] öüï do not chose the news of the THEY, as STUDENTS OF JOURNALISM we simply contrast these actualités with the themes that orbit our captivity in France; that is to say Doctor, that contrary to what the Legal Aid on your staff might interpret from pg. 2 of the Mémoire from the Préfecture de Police, —summarized in one paragraph, no less, against me— the 7éme bureau dépôt (in collaboration with the Mexican embassy foreign service 2011/15) made of me a captive of la Île-de-France. —_•!•_— FOR THE RECORD, it would be hypocritical of Armando Segovia if Armando Serrano Prieto did not thank you for keeping the most important document in a travelers’ arsenal, safe from the dangers of the most beautiful streets in the whole wide world. Thank you, and from the bottom of our broken black heart öüï congratulate president Emmanuel Macron for awarding the Legion of Honor to the cause that your institution fights to ameliorate. En horabuena.

* https ://www .academia .org. mx /espin /respuestas /item /enhorabuena

Indeed, don Labró¹, indeed, and to add insult to injury, we [the staff] would be out of synch if we did not copy-left the fuck outta them New Yorker² when we relay to the CNEWS Matines —who bythegüey, do not read us— and agree with Adam Gopnik and his proposition that the French Legion of Honor, in the American sense, tends to not be (we repeat) tends not to be awarded to a blank vault of facts, as was the case with the devalued Presidential Medal of Freedom that was rushed for the Emperor’s State of the Union federations Address in Washington, D.C. u.s.A.


1. lecteur@cnewsmatin.net; Matin Plus. Nº 2526 7/2/2020. https ://rss .cnews .fr/ pdf /NEP /20200207

2. The New Yorker. The Seriousness of George Steiner. https ://www .newyorker .com /culture /postscript /the-seriousness-of-george-steiner

https ://imgur .com /IgfHPGL .gifv The Union Jack Being Removed From The EU Council Building in Brussels.

Russia is now a Fast & Furious partner

Breaking news, El Pais breaks with the French mold and calls Mexicans, “norteamericanos”.

There goes the backyard

There goes the backyard .:. 5DFAB68B-1630-4786-85CC-9F31E03A429D ✈️

Reached for comment a beginning French part-time instructor insists that for mandatory French language courses for immigrants, the curriculum will continue to center Mexico in South America, adding, “the Spaniards don’t know what they are talking about, they act as if they discovered el mole poblano”.

Meanwhile, the minister of foreign affairs for the Russian Federation, Sergey Lavrov, focuses instead on the FACT that next to BRAZIL, “México Lindo y Querido” is the 2nd most important and largest partner of Latin American countries, and he reflected on the FACT that Russian tourism in Mexico is up, but, AS CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID BEFORE THE NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, “what follows after the but in any conversation in Washington is the most important part”, and that parenthetical but followed by a comma, reads as follows:

Aspersions on Sen. Willie Gohmer

Aspersions on Cyrillicasparagus” .:. 0B8C229F-04CE-4AA8-979C-320B447A7D56 🚂🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇳🇷🇺 —_•!•_— « De vuelta a los asuntos mexicanos, Lavrov ha mencionado las “buenas perspectivas energéticas” y la colaboración en “la construcción, barcos, farmacia, ferrocarriles, agricultura” y avances en el terrenotécnico militar”. Para sellar todas estas buenas perspectivas, los rusos mandarán una buena representación de su país al festival cervantino de Guanajuato que se celebrará en OCTUBRE*. Y Marcelo Ebrard también ha sido invitado a visitar Rusia. »

* Deer Kate McKinnon; Columbus day of your Freshman Year in College, SIMON said, Simón, mamacita. (Reference: the fuckable dad sketch on last week’s SNL Season 45, Episode 11.

Arbitrary Date

Arbitrary conquest .:. 14613884-9FF1-418D-B018-229FD94306C5 🃏 Dear, Lorde Lorne, did your script monkees  came come up with that shoutout to 2015/16 or are you just happy to not read this most non–consequential blog. 🗯 This message is sponsored by Vania®️ —_•!•_— In context, for those not versed in the Trilateral Commission against this most non–consequential blog, Columbus Day celebration marks an important date in the developing of this WordPress®️ blog; Buzzfeed, Morning Joe, and Lorne Michaels are the “rudos” in this Lucha Libre match that began at the Unesco Headquarters in Paris, France on a cold MEXICAN CONSTITUTION Day morning in 2016.

https ://youtu .be/ tzQLYKSVwRI arbitrary conquest


You would be forgiven if, in 2016, you would raise an eyebrow on “some guy” claiming that as an independent journalist, he was BLACKLISTED in the very city where Christiane Amanpour put the spotlight on “security issues” for journalists; key word D.A.R.E. : security blacklist.

Previously on, La Venganza de “el bolillo”

Bcc: Victoria DeFrancesco–Soto
Cc: Tatiana Clouthier, Carmen Lira Saade, Los amigos de México en Francia (2011–2016)

Feathered sandals provided by

Feathered sandals provided by .:. 1558367E-CF10-4031-97EA-6D2DE8214DE9 💬 Zapaterias Blue Jay Way, footwear cut from the Source, and Rutles Records; music that will take your soul, —back in time,  presents; in collaboration with “A band a partir de Marvel Comics” and “Regional Geographic Docs,: La Venganza de “el bolillo”

Basada en las historietas reales de,
“El Zorrillo”…
Capítulo 6, where our hero
“El Zorrillo” grita:

Ne pas tirer sur les huaraches ailées

Hoy no hubo Agua

Hoy no hubo agua… pastis is optional .:.

Entonces pues, doña Tati, lamento tener que incluir al “buen aliado” de don Andrés en cuestión de cuestiones migratorias, el señor Miguelito Pompeyo (ya sé, ustedes prefieren “pompeo”), pero aunado a los pormenores con los “settings” detrás de bambalinas de este tan intrascendente blog, se juntan las actualidades, —o cómo dicen los franceses*— las chingadas noticias, como la de el pasado viernes y misma que, en su momento no se pudo actualizar, ni pex, sabrá Dios porque doña Olga “la suprema” de Gobernación no pudo observar en su momento, las mismas observaciones y extender su chingado fallo ofrecido a la francesa, para el amante de la chica poster del Año de México en Francia, Florence Cassez. Dicho d’otra manera, o todos coludos o TODAS rabonas; independientemente de las acusaciones, esas son (o más bien eran para los peritos) de cualquier manera, que CAUSAlidad q’esto finalmente sale a flote 14 años después, y una vez que El Que Los Encarceló (a la francesa y al mexicano) ahora es un “Prisionero Privilegiado” de Donald Trump.

Became an immigration enforcer

Se Convirtió en un “CADENERO” Migratorio Para Donald John Trump .:. 9D2CD35F-667E-4481-96DA-36CA021383F1 —_•!•_— Please, please, please don’t Be Long, please don’t belong.



— Hi, I’m Phil McClure and you might remember me from Sources like the Tribunal de Grande Instance at The Palais de justice à Nanterre, The Préfecture de Police à París, and documentary REELS such as Panic at the Disco of la Rue des Bourdonnais 75001.

TimeStamp in Hilo, Hawaii is
Sunday, Jan. 26, 2020 p.m.; 7 p.m.

Dear, Ari Melver

Dear, Ari Melver, since you volunteered, why don’t you do the honors and read the following in a Jim Lehrer Voice.:. 0AA99573-F61A-474B-87D2-BC7E15680C1E 🏀 The staff does not select the Knights, but here it is, Knight n° 3.


Qui sont–elles? — ¿Where’s the Beast?

Previously on The Jim Cohen & Oliver Compagnon *Show: Amores Llevados, o algo así, de Arturo González “procesando” Villaseñor (Octubre, 2015) IHEAL.

Las patronas

Las Patronas.:.20E98642-DACD-4254-A4F7-4CE500B6ED0B •|• Context follows, because in Paris, en París la bestia está en huelga.

But F.O.ist, öüï Switch it over to VISEUR y los amigos de Enrique Peña Nieto en Cinema Lilas, (75020)

Sr. Arturo González Villaseñor, lo bueno de este su, “tan” intrascendente blog, se divide en dos partes; la primera es de que el muy pluma y ColaBorAdor suyo en “proceso” y, ni más ni menos, de FIP Radio Station, Raphaël Morán, no lo lee, mientras que la segunda


Al DIABLO CON LA SELVA.:.681F226D-41D5-4B83-8C90-411B76210C0C •|• In Local Knew News, The OCDE* convinced the Unesco that the “Vanity” TRAIN project of the new, and EVANGELICAL president of the United States of Mexico will not ALTER the “Paris Agreements” of the Year of Mexico in France, now in it’s THIRD iteration, but with another Nomenclature.

* Forum génération d’égalité

_consiste en que Usted, —hijo de la chingada— haga memoria sobre la pregunta que yo, Armando Serrano Prieto, le hice en el IHEAL en Octubre del 2015, ¿la recuerda‽ a huevo que no. Pero sé, de antemano de que el IHEAL e INC.France (Association Loi 1901) tienen la reproducción de ese ruedo… de esa Rueda; es más…

La Casa de los representantes

La Casa de los representantes.:.64221487-9AFB-4D49-BD2C-4711CCF0FFE5 •|• Context follows for the Editor at the Prefecture de Paris.

_hasta hubo una chiquilla de ROJO allí gritando, pero no por las mismas razones de la niña ya inmortalizada por las políticas de ley de Stephen Miller firmadas por Donald “Impeached” Trump.


Deer, Eddie Gloude, Jr… nice key you got D.A.R.E.

Have you seen the latest Tomb of the “Unknown writer”, it came with a forced-entry and a broken DOOR… oh, the parallels, for that fucking “Mémoire”.

Access Berger

Eye gots the key

Eye gots the key.:.DFB87BAE-6E79-4D2A-AAA6-4D80F2B198F7 •|• 🎼 To the hallway 🎶

Please wait for context, in the mean time, consider the following: Cousin Joe, Eye knew Abouthot*, and that dandy feller at Les Halles underground is no Abouthot*.

Once again, nice key you got D.A.R.E. professor.

As good as it gets… Siren’s den broke rank

Play Ball

Play Ball

Happy Turkey Day, Flamby…

For the memory

Para la memoria.:.8F708ED8-2159-4D16-A9CA-01AD09BE9F05 •|• Context for Peña Nieto follows, punto y aparte

and never forget,

Chapter One

Chapter One: PARANOID!!! Feuded with my LADY, etc., etc,. etc…. For the record, the next time that a French window clerk asks Mí, “what does a Californian have to do with Mexican politics?” Remember what Joaquín Murrieta said:

de México es California, period y A VEINTE, señor Valls, A VEINTE.

Brown Sugar

Brown Sugar.:.73A76421-9F9F-4A95-B297-39F4F398938A •|• “You go to my head”.

Young African Americans, 2da Parte — Whitecolor productions

Eye told y’all that this here, issue, of an InterMission, was to bee an Early Edition.

The Paper General

El General de Papel*, transliterated context for Whitecolor Productions follow.

“There is no Leadership when corrupt leaders are not held accountable”,
dijo un negro.

…[B]ut FOist, it’s Saturday Night Live. Whatch out Gknome, put your Broken Bill Clinton’s glasses on beecause tonight Mr. Che is on the frame.

Underrated Sista

Underrated Sista… sincerely: underrated sista’s mom.

Meanwhile in Sinaloa, the Mexican president is putting his Mexican pesos on the Houston Astros… Gooooooooo, Algo–don–Eros.

So we covered it... beeCause öüï seen a Cosa or two.

So we covered it… beeCause öüï–2 has seen a Cosa or two. Oakley, however, Öüï hates to say it, failed the “hinge test”, which of course, is a mesmerizing thing to Whatch.:. EYE SAVED ANDY WARHOL, period

Mean, while Lorne Michaels spilled the beans on Elmo, Bleu was right D.A.R.E. waiting to Knabb’em… ‘er; Knabb Her.

Lorne Michaels is a snitch

Lorne Michaels is a snitch! And, sir, Evry bum in Vero Beach Gknows your name, you fucking P.A.G.E., U.

Elmo did nothing Wrong, Lorne Michaels!

Meanwhile, across the Venezia skyline’s Rearview Mirror (retroVISOR), StateFarm was a Liberty, Liberty, Liberty busy BEE.


BRANNNNNNNA!!!.:.20AA896E-FA64-41BF-BA95-0EAE98495832… wake the Fuck-up!!!

Bonus track:

Rachel Glasses looks like Buddy Holly

Rachel Glasses looks like Buddy Holly.:.326D4391-1BE7-468E-A0CC-787DD14473DF period

Muerte súbita à Chavez Ravine vía Ebb[ETS]s field

Gooooooo, Dodgers.

Republican dad jokes

Republican dad jokes:
ISIS. ISIS. ISIS… anyone seen ISIS?
– and Ferris Buller replies:
The 45th president of them United States of America send sent them fuckers to Europa.

3 — 1 (Gnats go home)

TimeStamp: The half of the Rachel Maddow set, bring the Cardenales over, “the WaWa is Fine”, former Senator Claire McCass, bring’em over. BLUE has got the perfect pipe organ for your byrds, as öüï head over to the Fourth.

Previously on las maracas del tractor:

No le disparen al mensajero.

“No success without effort or error”… or something like that, said this former DODGER, putain!!! After sending the Washington Nationals to the play ball con Los Cardenales de la ex senadora Claire McCass de Missouri.

Congratulations to the Nats

Congratulations to the Nationals, blood well sucked… ¡Pley Bol!!! •|• …[A]nd little Rocket Man says, “and I guess that’s why THEY call it The Blues,” punto y aparte.

Congratulations to The Washington Nationals.

Final score (as seen from a ghost couch on third base):

Dear, Susana Sepulveda;
Eye knows that you don’t read us,
Might you or any of the Sepultureros
have the date of “transmission”
of the Ry Cooder, Certains l’aiment
… or was that a “sur les jupes de fip

from 2016?

08 11 2016

The date coincides, or rather,
is as you French people say:
s’accordent con el chingado episodio
on The Rachel Maddow Show
titled: Hamburgers in Paradise.

Nationals 7 — 3 Dodgers

Normandy and the Kurds

Normandy and the Kurds, eh? For the record, Raquelito, remember that time when you “thanked” the god of gold for granting you a space from where to work on your current book, “Blowout”? Remember how you were grateful because you didn’t have to bother (by waking up) your significant other at 3 a.m. en la mañana?… them were the days, eh! Lemme’ tell you, ever since crossing roads with the Good People at Buzzfeed at the Unesco Headquarters in Paris, it feels as though you (or your significant other) read this most inconsequential BLOG, pero… déjame que te cuente Morena (Francia) you, Madam, are just about to become an INTEGRAL part of a Mémoire for the Tribunal de Paris. And of course, by “YOU”, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto means the entire Evil Empire of them Rockefeller Center Yanks. Y como de costumbre, USO JUSTO DE TODOS LOS MEDIOS.


Dodgers stay home… monitos follow.

Entre Colón y La Guadalupana existe una raya roja

File type at brontis à la prefecture de Cité:

Eye saved Andy Warhol

Eye saved Andy Warhol, in Berlin.

Las postales milagrosas de Los Ciudadanos de Pablo Gleason en la iglesia de Ozanam

Dear, Emmanuel Macron

Dear, President of France, is it true that you, Sir, are Vice–president Mike Pence’s bitch?… “desde el cielo una hermosa mañana”, an American Patriot fell from the Sky(net), period •|• EDWARD SNOWDEN for President of The United States of América.

Locación: Little Mallorca
Juxtaposition: Los disfraces de Peña y Valls

Ayotzinapa para espontáneos

Ayotzinapa para espontáneos (Revisited)… With Special Guest: Cia. La Resentida, desde Santiago de Chile, tierra en dónde el cassette de La MEMOREX®️ reproduce únicamente de Bachelet y  PA’CA, o sea de Piñeira en adelante porque el Pasado de Chile, pues dicen los SIMPSONS ®️ que Inglaterra y Pinochet se lo borraron con pura Televisión desde Viña del Mar.

Nota para el Servicio Exterior Mexicano en Nueva York:

Señores, señoras y señoritas:

Neta que teniendo en sus contactos a grandes directores , productores, y hasta Chivos que son fotógrafos, sus pinches achichincles aún no le han podido dar al CLAVO a “eso” de « Los Montajes del Gobierno Mexicano ».

Gonzalitos Gelatino PR(i) News

Gonzalitos Gelatino PR(i) News.:.77DFD5A9-D393-4B68-B075-D4A1557562A9

Miren hijos de la chingada tiznada que los echó al mundo de la lambisconería institucionalizada:  los dientes del fulano haciendo sandwich con la tetona están más blancos y alineados que el Fondo « Azul » de SNOWden, ¿de cuál producción sacaron a ese galán, from a fucking LIBERTY, LIBERTY, LIBERTY mattress sale commercial lineup ? ¡bola de PUTOS!!!

Mundial de acomodados

Mundial de príncipes para acomodados, punto

y por aquello de la “llamada” memoria, se les extiende un recordatorio que durante La “llamada” noche de Iguala un equipo de fútbol juvenil también fueasechado. Así que PUTOs los y las que NO LO CANTEN, punto

… [Y] a parte,
por si faltara menos!?

NO INSISTAS COMADRE LETTTTTYYYYY, mi corazón es de Susana, aunque existan ciertos (tipos) que l’aiment… them fucking Elf’s maaaan. Them fucking Elf’s; at least THEY are not Evil gknomes.

Dear, presidente de Francia

Dear, presidente de Francia… [D]arkmannnnn!… “Kill The Rolling Stones”, we (the staff) have A motherfucking LANDSLIDE… Quick, Florence Cassez! Get Lisa Simpson in the Winnibagoo.

Any güey, el martes no hay embarques, Huelga de Transporte y alza de “moléculas partículadas” a razón del paro de transportes en Paname,

TimeStamp: 07:15 a.m. at Saint Patrick’s Cathedral, justo enfrente de La Fuente where ATLAS SHREGGED; 12h on Megan Merkel’s watch and One o’Clock at fip Jazz Central

Whatch doin'?

— Whatch doin’?
… chewing chocolate.
—Wher’d ya’Get it?
… doggie drafted.