According to Aristotle on the Morjo Show

Not the Alamo, more like an Evangelist’s belief that a certain tribe is supposed to fight the Apocalypse after « sweet baby Jesus” sweeps em’ up and away into a Tornado 🌪️ to get to Heaven {and} Zeppelin goes here.

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10782259 /Biden-Putin-Doomsday-Planes-flying-nuclear-war .html

As crazy as a shit house Wa???³

Settle down, Congressman, take a deep breath 🫁… now just how big was this “so called” rat? And are you sure it wasn’t one of those invasive baby albino capybaras smuggled into Florida through the Little Havana baseball league?

³.~ https://www.rawstory.com/maga-republicans-2657268212/

Greek navel-gazing BUZZ, starring LOKI, our Man of Mischief.

 

Oh-oh… somebody is blowing kisses at the pundit, and it’s not even your birthday, Mr. Scarborough.

Oh, the etiquette!

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Oh–eau… La GO’ill de Niza is turning Nipponesa-sa—sa, yakuza yakuza

And starring as Ana Martin[ez], Katty Kay’s bust and the GO’ill de Niza’s torso.

Might EYE interest Ewe, in a brand-knew second- hand Mexican Radio?

Critiques all agree… Öüï loves Oyuki’s Box-Set.

¡PERO!!! ¿quiere más? Call nahhhh-Ow, and receive a Pescado de Oyuki box-set, that’s right, call NAHHHH_ow and get a complementary Televisa Presenta: El Pescado de Oyuki.

Told y’all that Öüï could drive that { ONAPAFA} Chocolate WITH ONE HEAD LICE… Lice/Rice… ¡Arrooooz! diría un Playboy libanes-ese—dit: Garces; gracias.

Meet me at Le Pont Marie just above the little Red Devil facing the Eastern (Wall of Voodoo) side of that bridge.

Guess Who, Donnie Deutsch? Ewe son-of-a-biche!

Deer, President Obama (44) this PLAN has no name, yet!

Let U.S. Call it:

El Plan SLIM chance in HELL (OHIO) that things will change

Yada, yada, DIng-dong follows, with Cinnamon Spice for CHECO Pérez, don Carlos protégée… Brrrmmm, brrrrmmm, Cabrones!!!

Las fuentes de Las Cruzadas de doña Vilma

En Francia… en Francia no pasa nada, Marianne:

We don't do facebook, but

Öüï does not do the facebook, but given the occasion and being the THEY after “Black Friday”, we said, fuck it .:. https ://facebook .com /brut officiel /videos /132768011709329/?refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffrance%2Fcomments%2Fk2rnhx%2Fmanifestation_%25C3%25A0_paris_un_crs_au_sol_se_fait%2F&_rdr

“And one day, sans la moindre raison, les Français elected Marine Le Pen”
Via: /r/france

After all it was IN•deed, the very French who went ahead and invented “The Crusades”, the most recent one was of course lead by Professor Alain Rouquié in 2012, WHO can forget his welcoming words to then President of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto:

*Haste—risk

*Hasterisk 🇫🇷 5F5D5A25-4ADA-4EA6-B978-4836E15CAD73 🇲🇽 *CON NOMBRE: FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE, President of The 5th French Republic.

Lo bueno del regreso del PRI, es de que ellos sí saben como gobernar.
Sciences Po

Feb. 1, 2012 2013 (perdon)

Quick programming note, Leoncio Orellana (arquitecto de profesión, y capataz del profesor Rouquié en La Casa de América latina en Paris, 27 Blvd. Saint Germain-des–Près) warned me about it when he gave me his blessing to conduct interviews at the most navel-gazing place for Latin Americans in Paris, he told me (Armando Segovia) after commending me for embarking on such “sueño guajiro” as uncovering Mexican corruption in France could prove to be:

The Sad Part

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/ .:. 46418EE0-CD60-4C94-981D-090507014F64 .:. The sad part about this Cartón Político is that back in February of 2012, at the Mexico’s House at Cité International Universitaire de Paris, the MORENA–Francia founding committee members; at the time called, “El Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana” laughed me out of the Benito Juárez (kitchen hall, not the actual hall) when I suggested that people were starting to notice their CULT-LIKE behavior. Y mira, —can EYE get an AMen!

Be careful, because journalism is not always about “the poor.

and as Tabasco went under water after a recent Greek-alphabet letter hurricane, it turned out that “el buen Leo” was right. It’s about saving the president’s PET PROJECTS, such as a refinery instead of the underprivileged citizens in Tabasco, which happens to be the Mexican President’s home state. LIKE his outgoing superior in Washington, Donald Trump, president López Obrador hates his home state… look it up, with Governor (NY) Cuomo, Andrew [Oneeach].

Mean while here at doña Vilma’s neighborhoods, and as far back as 10 minutes in France are concerned, recording someone without their permission or knowledge has been a crime against FRENCH ETHICS, just ask President Hollande’s predecessor, Nicholas Sarkozy, WHO IS CURRENTLY undergoing legal proceedings for inventing the French Talents and Skills Visa.

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https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /First_Crusade

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/

Dear, Ben Smith… the media equation was solved at the Unesco in 2016

Must show Media Function, motherfucker, and then solve for time.

This is why we Watch

This is why we Watch .:. 699B73ED-C8A7-40BA-8FC9-4A3F911C02B9 .:. Just to keep Track, Steph, nada más pa’Ver lo que dicen y lo que hicieron… dedicated to my Friend Gustavo, at the Associated Press… vía El CUNY.

Hoy no hubo Buzzfeed… because the “little journalist” school at Sciences Po is closed, the cadre at that former Printshop is drinking Coronas with the Mexican Mission at the Unesco and with The Ambassador of Mexico in La France.

WITH THAT in Mind, Peter Baker, please give my regards to Brian Williams and Fuck The New York Buzz(feed) in France.

For those keeping Track of our programming, tonight Öüï reserves two hours for “Staff Duty” at a very exclusively open club, where “everybody knows your name”.

The X-Más Hunt… A La Italiana — Año de Hidalgo

Soon… the president will speak and the Pussy will like it too.

The godfather... starring

The godfather… starring .:. 9B7089EE-7595-4711-9664-3BD3D283743C 🏄🏽‍♂️ L’obelto Benigni as Donald John Trump.

After the Casablanca speech it’s “What’s happening in at and “rround*” Mars House”, Pilot Episode:

* In an effort to HELP our Puerto Rican brothers and sista's in Nueva Yo'l, asegovia3 is working to-get-her witt the Academy of Future (knot ancient) Tankers of America in an effort to infuse José Feliciano with the full sound of the Letter R... sino como jodidos v'haber Rhumba, boricua‽

It feels eerie. An almost empty street and the music of Christmas just in front of the Paris official tourism store at City Hall. A few steps away from the aforementioned “entrance 33” at City Hall (HdV, en francés SVP) we [the staff] witness yet again the things that go to waste in France. Back in March you might recall from the detail on the dentils the waste of perfectly good food that went into the waste bin, this SEMESTER abroad, we see what happens to knowledge behind the curtains of la rue de Compagnons del deber…o algo así.

But FO’ist! Öüï breaks down the week by The Numbers:

1 — La Banda del Gorro Rojo
2 — Teefies
3 — The president’s speech in Italiano

Ou sont les toilettes?

S.V.P. and V.S.O.P., ou sont les toilettes? .:. 4E5F0999-51B6-4905-A009-2C83E5FB3E0E 🤥 SUJET D’ETUDE número Ocho:  La mundialización y La diversidad Cultural, page 149; in the snapshot, Roberto Benigni Version Français sans “TITERES” en ficción… photo by TORU Yamanaka /AFPcontext by Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto.

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Must show WORK section for Magnum P.I. [π]

Le photo-gaspillage

« Le photocopillage, c’est l’usage abusif et collectif de la PhotoCopie sans authorisation des auteurs et des éditeurs… yada, yada, yada .:. 3E6791F1-B035-4B8F-BF2D-C06B543CA7B1 📚… au cœur du sujet d’étude: Je mobilise mes connaissance como si El Norte fuera El Sur… dicho como un Dr. Chapín (en México):
🎶 Entre recogiendo las musas que dejaron tiradas

Upon further inspection, Gov. William J. Le Petomane determined that “these batch of texts are defective…”, the governor complained that the books did not have “a look up the answers appendix”.

 

In Local News: sometimes Eye feels like the grand daddy* of Dave

Still to come, adventures in cacophony and the rest of The Ban on Le Petit Robert story, but right now we play Catch with our sponsor on at, la rue de los SDF’s.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /mundo /2020/11/08 /gritos-de-alegria-cacerolazos-baile-y-musica-en-varias-ciudades -7444 .html

Witt that in mind, it’s a Breaking all of the Rhules marathon, así que no le cambie, because Öüï didn’t select the topic.

For the record, the conversation started while we, the staff of this blog were autodidact–ing French vocabulary lessons from the pages of a1972 edition of a WORD SALA[u]D* list of ingredients, which oh-by-the-way, were kindly arranged in alphabetical order by a French house called Larousse. We the begin in the middle of the exchange after Öüï asks Esteban what the word on top of BAN means. (Note to editors: Öüï knew what “faire la noce” meant… because we’ve seen Braveheart, and off–course, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Öüï just could not figure out what the “Bword” meant in this context.

Now wait a goddamn minute D.A.R.E.

Now wait a goddamn minute D.A.R.E. 💄B1B7BECD-72C7-4C0C-8453-E24C358942BF 🗣 “You want this nigga here to play the role of Milton Berle and I am supposed to dress the part of RuPaul?”, said Dave, after hearing the first draft of ideas for the show. —_!_— “And the Winner is, AEROSMITH”.

Esteban :

[After stepping outside to smoke a cigarette with Count Chockula… it’s TWUE, the count is from Romania, one can’t literally make this BANalisation up!!! But with all of THE MASK wearing protocols Eye can’t vouch for the Constitution of his lips]

— Oh I forgot to tell you, I wouldn’t go around using that word, I mean, I certainly would not use it. It’s very racist, and that is an OLD dictionary, maybe the new one updated the meaning, because we (the French) don’t even use “faire la noce” since like the days when Sophie Marceau dated Mel Gibson in Scotland.

Mí:

— Really… you don’t say, Tell Mí more, and I’ll introduce you to Adele’s episode were Kate McKinnon redefines the word on top of the BAN, “B-word”.

And like this, Avi Velshi, is how Eye briefly introduced Esteban to a graph we like to refer to, as UNCLE Venn’s diagrams. 🎶 Pass the biscuits please… because Uncle Ben’s Rice on Saturday Knight forgot to mention the Mediterranean with Olive Oil on Mí spinach Variety. Boy Eye tell you, Popeye Doyle “never had a lick of sense”, Billy Joe.

And in the role of Popeye Doyle, Alec BaldWIN, You Are Welcome, PEARL!!! Love: Luci.

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Who is Milton Berle?

Novena anti Carismática — The French invent The Olmecs

Note to editors:

The last time that we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog-presse] tried to dance está DANZA en el Branly, on October 2014 with The Mayas, both Armando Segovia, and Armando Serrano Prieto were sidetracked by two events, the first being the revocation of our French Talents and Skills visa, while the second involved a grand manifestation on account of a student called Julio César Mondragón, 42 of his classmates, and off-course, of course, a little league fútbol team. AUSSI, on that DAY at the Tokio Palace we had the opportunity to meet the one and only, John Mill Ackerman and his wife, plus we also secured an interview wit RAPHAËL Moran from Radio France International and the APRO (proceso) in México.

With D.A.T. in mind, ÖÜÏ begin the plegaria in Ottowa where the nun, Alanis Morrissette. In•Deed, for those keeping score of our segment, “Misheard Lyrics”, Sister Morrissette had a little trouble arranging Irony and otherwise unfortunate or untimely events into one of her spells, “and isn’t, IT, ironic?”, dearly Bee Lovers, D.A.T. the Empire that gave the World the “War On Drugs” has a doped-up tax-evading, pussy-grabbing, and liar-in-charge with the codes to blow up the Earth?

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus

Ladies in Gemini: The Back of a RATP Bus 🇺🇸 8EE13144-A237-4198-9D87-B4952A9CD348 🇫🇷 It’s a hybrid, just like this year’s chemistry Nobel. —_!_— And Cousin Joe, right now the Cardinal  Brzezinski, —your first love— is on the Karaoke Machina singing something about that frame D.A.R.E. being a little on, como dicen en Amsterdam: a little THICK in the Bottom, but still is looking alright

Right now, Reverend Al, it is incumbent on the United Nations National Security Council to demand that The President of The United States, Donald John Trump be given a “time-out” under the provisions instilled in the chapter that covers “when the president goes bat-shit crazy”, so-pena de recibir los mismos putos embargos a los que Los EEUU han estado acostumbrados a girar desde el World Bank.

https ://www .nytimes .com/2020/10/08 /us /iran-sanctions-banks-united-states .html

O como dicen los franceses

O como dicen los franceses 🗯 E3FD7409-9684-499D-833C-4800CA269212 ☢️ A La Malagueña.

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Meanwhile in WaWa Land, the CAT Signal has been activated and so D.A.R.E. was only one thing D.A.T. Teeny Tiny Cat could do… find out what that Thing is after the break.

Remember now, Cousin Joe...

Remember now, Cousin Joe, you must suspend reality .:. B49B4FB1-26F9-432D-B06E-D1D71223D7EB 🎬 Fidel is running the Market in Wall Street, and El Che is now El Bacán at The Vatican.

Gooooooooo, Yankees!

The Los Ángeles Times must apologize for this propaganda: https ://www .latimes .com /espanol /deportes /articulo /2020-10-05 /dodgers-y-astros-favoritos-de-amlo-para-serie-mundial

The Testing Roulette — on Deadline, with Dr. Lippy Roy

Full Disclaimer:
Eye is no doctor, but he did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn. With that in mind, this is, Adventures in Paraphrasing.

Testing is a diagnostic tool (🌡) not a preventive recourse (💉💊🧼) to treat COVID-19, with D.A.T. in mind…

A Closer Look

A Closer Look .:. 28D07618-1F5E-4FC5-AE00-63CEB388F4A3 ⚒🛠🔨🛠⚒🔧⚒🛠⛏⚒🛠🔎

if, you are the leader of an organization that employs and/or contract at least one person in addition to your immediate family members and…

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal en la casa de Cuarón en Montmartre 🎥 27D4D8E0-14E5-4DAD-9780-6D2261E022BA 📽 Never mind the financial times, John Mill Ackerman, because you know that on the VERY DAY that you started your 2014 Fall/Spring 2015 semester at the Higher Learning Institute of Latin American Studies at Saint Germain-des-Prés and SciencesPo, Mister Jean-Luc Berjon was complementing your classrooms with doña Barbara Carol de Obeso’s volunteers for her Mexican Foreign Service film outreach in France.

Caveat emptor: the source is a paywall… https ://www .ft .com /content /ae1f61d8-d421-4b70-97a1-891a5e9d34b1

if, you are depending on the most recent Coronavirus test as a strategy for next week’s work week, then…

you might be playing Russian Roulette with your payroll.

“I put a bullet in the Chamber, six-to-one I’m gonna Make It, one-in-six I’m gonna die.”

And in Hilo, Hawaii — It’s Saturday Night

And at Ringside, The most Mexican of all the reverends in Washington, the one and only, The Reverend Al Sharpton is celebrating his 46th Birthday party, for a 98 year-old man The Reverend Al Sharpton is looking younger than Eva’.

In Paname, it’s Sunday Morning

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros, Lucky Luc 📐 52229DCD-44C8-4777-BCD0-AFE716802E80 ⚖️ The good thing about this most non–consequential blog-presse is D.A.T. no one is keeping score.

And you know that next to Lillith, Zoe’s is the oldest ov’Bemol, yeah Buddy.

In Independent News, the Mexican Supreme Court spoke (6 to 5 decision) and NANTERRE (🇫🇷) responded InKind:

https ://noticias .uol .com .br /ultimas-noticias/afp/2020/10/01/suprema-corte-do-mexico-endossa-referendo-sobre-julgamento-de-ex-presidentes .htm

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA 🗺 F38AA6B4-4073-4F14-B43B-3851FCCAE995 🇫🇷 … [N]ever mind the “Monaco” quid pro quo allegations because for many many years that particular kingdom has been a sort of “back yard” to many many citizens of the European Union, kind of what Mexico is, for the American medical insurance industry, cest a dire, BRONTIS a la préfecture de police, “what happens in Monaco, stays in Monte Carlo.”

YADA, Yada, yada…

… Jump to the Monday morning edition of this most non–consequential blog-presse to read a little bit more about this Cabo and other Knots.

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They call it Bloody Tuesday

They call it Bloody Tuesday 🗳 485F1562-262C-4152-ADC3-99C44910B474 🗺 … [B]ecause it’s named after MARS, but Friday is Just as Bad.

Let’s Rock this Bitch.