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Page Tú… Morning Star ✨ Edition in Hawaii

Over at Botzaris, Juanito made an early start en, De quel âge?

In another quadrant, Louie Le Vau, the favorite architect of El Partido Is putting the final touches on the Olympic Design for the October Olympics. Under his belt is a commission to design the perfect classrooms for plots outside of the metropolitan Intelectuales.
Escuela Agropecuaria Técnica nº 99 / EST #15.

In local news, Venezia.

Reflexión en el espejo de SoFy Velasco:

los perritos

Protocolo de Estambul es código de Tortura en México llevado a cabo por los oficiales de L’Equinoxe… judiciales militares.

 

El periodismo de investigación, cómo LA Música VIVA, siempre es mejor en Vivo y no como crónica. La crónica es una TELENOVELA para Los Intelectuales. ¡Bravo, Juanito! Clap 👏🏼 Clap , CLAP 🖕🏼.

 

Para variar, Juanito celebra la denuncia testimonial de Ayotzinapa, para un público colombiano, la cosa, Señor Temor is de Greco, en su momento, cuando los representantes de Ayotzinapa pasarón por París, los pastores de la protesta PaRiSiNa, repito:

los pastores de la protesta PaRiSiNa

se vieron más cautivados por los OjOs de Perro de Residente (René Pérez) en el Bataclán. En contexto, y en resumidas cuentas, el mero día de la protesta (reglamentada por la Préfectura de París) Amnesty International (A.I.) celebraba su aniversario número ‘quién sabe qué’ y A.I. tenía la Plaza de La República a reventar, y por eso era lógico que John Mill Ackermam y Pablo Gleason (cine institucional Viva México) se llevarán a Omar y los 43 mexicanitos en París, por la rue de Cascades, la misma del Señor Velasco.

Sofy-ToNaNa es enviada hasta Colombia gracias a una beca del Espejo del Perro Con Paciencia Agradecida, de la rue Solidaridad en Botzaris, Francia.

Y SoFy Velasco jumped on The Alix in WonderLand… bandwagon, y los Trabalenguas de maravillas fueron reprimidos en palmadas. And not to be outdone by Manitas en décalage, Juanito Guanabacoa se fue a Chingar a su Madre a Colombia 🕜… nota a SoFy Velasco, los mexicanos en donde quiera usted que anden —o no anden– son hijos de La Malinche y por eso, ZóFy VVelasko, te aseguro que no hay ofensa. Ask ToNaNa. Lewis Carroll just gave Juanito un poco d’Agua 🎩.

If it’s Domingo, it’s Siempre Sunday. Who’s gonna argue that logic? Los lunáticos de Hilo, Hawaii, that’s who. Why Eye reckons that when Lundi arrives at Lidl in CET, The Sac-n-Saves in Hawaii are going to say to Sunday in Paris, “why you just might have to wait for the décalage de La Samba en Marte”. In the mean time wait for IAN to pass the beans before you visit Méliès en Montreuil-sous-Vincennes.

And, Phat Basterd, please relay to Luc Fregön at Siren Central, that RFPP 106.3 fm might just be worth saving, hold that Battery of Special Artillery on Camarón Camp at Buttes-Chaumont.

You may blow your nose, but leave your Scarf on.

En Persia, inspired perhaps by The Sheik of Arabi, Iranian féminas burned Their Bibles in a gran fogata con Los Alegres de Terán en La Sultana del Bayenato en La Fundidora de La Macro Plaza del Obispado rayado, —en Monterrey, Nuevo Lyon 🤠.

 

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Page Tú.

Rock en Vivo, con requinto Manouche.

3. Word of the year:

COR-CHO-LATEAR, as in:

Il n’y a plus de capsule, je suis le décapsuleur et mon bouchon de bouteille préféré va être celui du peuple “, a souligné López Obrador en juillet de l’année dernière (2021), faisant référence à la succession présidentielle en 2024.

https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2022/06/22 /cual-es-el-origen-de-la-palabra-corcholata/

Capsule from Yesterday, in the U.S.S.R.:

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-2255693 /amp /Last-pictures-life-iron-curtain-collapse-USSR .html

In local news, it’s that time of the year, again, Mexican Halloween is just around Oct. 12th, or the day when the Spanish Inquisition squeezed the Living They-lights out of La Toussaint day.

Nadieshda means:
nadie cheda in French queretano†
de La Sorbona de París 

Jacques Higelin was of course, a fag, period!

†~. Qué-re-tar-eau, by the way, has always been the French’s wet dream in their Alliance française trips to Cuernavaca. To say that Querétaro is a right of passage for the French is French Fries for the Belges.

Lanzar un “bola de putos” ahora sería ser Malinche, y por eso, don Miguel, —chinguen a su madre. Toma ShoKoLatte, yada, yada, yada.

Suicide is Beautiful ❤️. Taxi 🚕 follows. Issy, I am talking to Ewe, punk!

Jump to Morning Edition… on Rubber Soul

 

And, Pao’ Ramos… Ewe think daddy’ill mind if I SuperImpose Emma on Ewe?

Natty Le Pio translates from Thailandés:

You have no memory… is Thai for: no tienes madre, grandissimmo cabrón.

 

If you are already versed in the Rhules of 6 Degrees of Kelvin Bacon, please go to jail… 🧐 without collecting after passing GO. Don’t be like los Juanitos Ganabacoas de Ameri-cue 🎩🎩🎩

But speaking about La Emisión Americas, I don’t know what the peruchos de Botzaris are going to be covering tomorrow, probably a re-transmission. In any case, I did not decide to close el llamado “mes de la hispanidad” with Chile 🇨🇱, but here I am, with a review of “La Resentida”… So come on, 🎶 CREAM, get on top. crEAM you will cop. Cream on Deadline.

Los detectives de Salvárcar, Freddy Cats cameos as a cholo Reloaded.

 

So, by the power vested in El Chavo del Ocho, Katie Benner is going to plot the degrees of Bacon:

1. Old El Paso del Norte (Cantina Felina)

Yup, Felina’s cantina was in El Chuco, but that “hill overlooking El Paso” is located across the Río Bravo, in front of The School of Minas, and of course, Congressman Beto O’Rourke’s front yard in Sunset Heights.

To the West, Palomas and in front, Douglas. Don’t ask me about the East, I’ve never been to Marfa, ni mucho menos Ojinaga.

Los Amigos de Miguel Baylon (Nadieshda Asso. 1901) en Saint Merry. Y Alicia Leos no me puede dejar mentir, PAOLA RAMOS, el segnor Baylon es de los que se subieron a las gradas del Ayuntamiento de París durante una sesión del consejo administrativo de la Ciudad (bajo el líderazgo de Anne Hidalgo) para “gritar” la protesta en CONTRA DE LA VISITA de Estado de Enrique Peña Nieto… o algo así, la cosa es de que Micha y sus secuaces le besan la mano a Dios, y luego-luego al salir de ese encierro, van a la Embajada de México en Francia a besarle el Culo al DIABLO en turno. Los Masones hacen eso para simbolizar que están más allá del bien y el mal… or something like that, PAOLA RAMOS, any how, Your Father Should Know, though he was born a long-long time ago, when Micha, was just ADELA.

http ://www .parisinfo .com /sortie-paris /180113 /la-fete-des-morts-a-paris

So, Old El Paso, add del Norte and and even Francisco Primero will tell you, that the strip in which the Air Italia flight landed was in the Abraham González (Señor de los cielos) Airport, and not at the Don Haskins International Airport.

In El Paso, Clear Chanel Communications would not allow the local papers, except for one diario, to bill the Pope’s visit to Ciudad Juárez, as that, and so for the length of time that the Pope was in the vicinity of Las Dunas de Samalayuca, Ciudad Juárez conveniently became a part of “El Paso del Norte”… the same thing happens when José Díaz-Balart visits Santa Teresa, the racetrack in New Mexico in front of Lomas del Poleo, becomes a part of Coronado and Mesa Drive, casi esquina con la calle Stanton.

Lo que ví [Paz Corona]. I saw nothing. I’m serious Lo que ví always had a thick set of curtains across the gallery’s storefront.

2. If you can’t connect what Pao’s religulous reporting is trying to communicate, then you need to go to El Teatro del Pueblo en Abbesses-de-Montmartre.

 

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Dear, Pao’ Ramos, meet Phat Basterd… He’s with Circé

“Does anybody remember Circe?

Circe is the patron saint of Pigs, look it up, I both wrote about her, her banquet, and Pao’, —when I say that the El Paso democratic caucus, from Doña Ana, en Santa Teresa, Nuevo México, sucked the then presidential candidate, Beto O’Rourke’s dick I don’t mean it literally, but rather; in a FÍGURATE a la sirena que yo rellené después de tirar el agua³ para plasmar la situación d’aquél entonces.

³~.

Where were you when Paola was getting High?

Based on an Oasis song about Broadway.

🎶 Pao’ was gettin’ Hi…

And now, the weather report… Oh, hey Puerto Rico, it’s mostly cloudy but those are not them Evil Fiona Soundclouds, those are Adam’s Fig leaf Cumulonimbus strikes.

 

Dear, Paola Ramos, thanks for not reading. Anyhow, immediately after the frame below, Eye is going to answer your question for Willie Geist (a personal hero of mine 💥)

Viejas feas!… Pare de sufrir.

 

Pao’ was gettin’ Hi…

Full Disclosure, Jorge RaYmos is a personal hero of mine, but you have to be La hija de Silvia Pinal to get a Gig at the Cave… Or a mean-looking Cunt from El Tecnológico de Monterrey campus laguna.

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Hello, Good Bye.

AS promised, here’s Paola Ramos’ my response to her question about the “hispanic” vote in the Río Grande del Rio Gringo de Eagle Pass:

Paola asked of Willie Heist, where was the Democratic Caucus in Del Río in the past six years?

Proposed answer to Willie Heist:

The democratic voting committee was too busy in Los Angeles, California, sucking on Beto O’Rourke’s dick on The Bill Maher Show, don’t believe Mí, Mr. Geist? Ask The Circus’, Jennifer Palmieri, her co-host³³ was sucking Bill Maher’s old shriveled FIGS on his HoBO Show last night at Dodger Stadium.

Pao’ was getting high–Pao’ was getting HIGH.

³³. The Circus on Shhh…eau Thyme.

Previously on, “La Sombra de Goya”

Figs out!!! … from the Times in Moscow, 90210.

Gregoria… deja ya de joder con esa Virgo ♍

“Russians who are coming to Georgia should never forget they are coming to a place that is under attack from their country,” said Data Lapauri, the owner of Dedaena bar.”

 

“Unnecessary Sharpies™️ 🖊️🖊️🖊️ » … First DOWN! — Saturn 🪐 Devouering His Son!!!

 

And still to come, it’s 99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall already smeared with gravy from Mr. Pink(man) and Spaghetti al dente de Donald Trump… en Puerto Rico, 🧻, 🤽, 🧻, 🤽, …

In local news, Mama Russia is taking a CUE from Lady Liberty in Ellis Island and Russian draft dodgers just turned La Maison de La Radio at JFK Ave. In Paris, France, into CANADA, (oh, the humanity) the acoustics and the building are big enough to fit the Leningrad Cowboys. The Ukraine Girls can’t wait for them Ruskies and their Siberian privilege to arrive and Georgians have a special place in their minds for years’ past.

https ://www .themoscowtimes .com /2022/09/18 /we-dont-want-to-serve-occupiers-backlash-in-georgia-against-russian-emigres- a78792

Perry Dearie reports, Mason is standing next to that ugly Mexican.

Over at la Fundación Televisa, President AMLOvich issued out a decree stating that Russian draft dodging refugees are welcomed at PLAZA GARIBALDI.

Marcelo Ebrard, the guy who shows his birth control spectacles in the absence of the Mexican president’s face on the world stage, made it clear, that the CDMX Mayor, Claudia Sheinbaum, reserved La Condesa, y La Colonia Roma to Paola Ramos Friends from Miami and New York.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

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You want Mí… That’s all D.A.R.E. is to it

100 days remain until the end of the year.

It’s Easy! Sadly, this blog is not adequate enough to make you… come my way, hueön/a.

Previously on, “Never mind the shark, bring Mí, Moby Dick! ». Nicolle Wallace re-created how Leonardo DiCaprio jumped the Whale.

https ://www .spanish .academy /blog /your-ultimate-guide-to-chilean-slang/

Still, September sweetly slurps Soledad sin seriedad.

👅

Any hoot, Natty P.1, do you know why the letter es in the English alphabeatriz is comes before the letter ti?

Because… silly frog, this blog is not adequate for that. It’s like putting Nicolle Wallace on a FOX News pundit squad.

However, nothing stops you from either plotting or formulating a theory. The Trick is that you must show your own work and Knot cue (Q) Before A{R}E.

Knot to be undone… following the French president’s stern no-no to Vladimir in Russia, Leonardo DiCaprio sent his personal guard to Australia to secure an important supply of cetaceans for his Donjon.

Issy, Murder By Numbers is for fags, Évry body knows that it is always 📰’s, not 🐷’s or their fairy “madrinas”³.

³~. Please refer to Fletch replacement for fantasies.

Rabo de Nube

… and, Nathalie Piolé, volunteering Phat Basterd’s pole position is not an image anybody wants to see 🙈.

Anda, wëön — Ketch up…

 

Sunny Afternoon 🇬🇧

Arrieros somos, y El Camino follows 🤠 y ni modo que no se acuerden de promexico? Does Annie Bodi remembers PROMÉXICO? Of course she doesn’t. She was too busy watching Mad Men.

And, Susana Pub-eda, no insistas, your accent is fine, you Hoochie-mama, you. Did you put Mí, on the list, of course Ewe didn’t. Güay güold Ewe, what are you, Italian?

 

Breaking Bad Meets Mad Men or, how your flag has never looked like The Alamo before. Sponsored by Chile del perro agradecido en El Río Bravo.

It’s ok, buddy, Ewe too may jump on the bandwagon, the Queen’s passing set the aroma in the guisado of Yesterday.

 

And just in case the Melle. Pitch Award thinks that this jump from Madison Ave., is out of order, let Mí, explain the rules of Breaking Bacon in France, so, let Mí-tell-Ewe how, IT!, —will be:

In local news, Denisa Kerschova is projecting her Madisonian avenues of approach… Grosso Viale 🎻🤺

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“Shut up, start talking!”

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“Shut up and start talking! ».

White Priviledge… An El Camino moos tounge commercial.

Scrambled eggos… who gets a Hurricane? Who gets an Arabian horse breeder, and what ever happened to Sharpies redirecting Global Warming under a Nuclear Blast?… Let’s Ask Prometheus.

Memories from e l Arbusto de Bush 43 🐎 at rue Honoré en Nueva Orléans… sponsored by the FEMA horserace committee at the 8émé Arrondissement.

QATAR PRIX DU JOCKEY CLUB 

Jabón del Collie agradecido y Laboratorios Camacho presentan: … Mutts Inc.

Chantilly Lace y los hilos de Nicolle Wallace at the Bush Communication room follies.

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And, Pablo Neruda… Eye told you that Sonora’s they would come

At the Improv ..

Ladies in Gemini ♊, this is what a moo’s toung muffled looks like en DesCabe-Che.

At the UN… Pablo Neruda shot his wife with what was thought to be a Certified Baldwin prop gun. Details at nine.

But seriously, why Sonora? and why Leonardo DiCaprio? Eye will tell you in a New York Minute with a bloodshot seat on Economy to Hilo, Hawaii.

It’s a new morning in Paris, France, and Primetime in Barack Obama’s backyard, and knot to be outdone by the nuclear draft in Russia, Leonardo DiCaprio said, “Fuck jumping the shark, bring me Moby Dick! »… and Zeppelin, goes here:

Jump from page 06.09.2022. — So a revolution, eh?
Would you like that in 33 1/3, 45, or old-fashion 78 rpm’s? Magnetic Memorex ®️ is knot an option.

 

 

Light what up?… You Ain’t got the balls! 🎷

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Comparative Analysis nº 27 NW 🧭on The Crystal Mountain

BOOM! — Fletch for fantasy…
Roma es amoR
… and that MUFFLED SOUND Ewe just
HO’id is LUNA…
The Industrial Military Simpletons
ran out of Moon fields to blast craters on... so Bikini 👙 Atol seemed like the next best thing to Arizona. 🐰

And this is your Cue, in Chile:

21 de Septiembre, pero de 1958: a 150 m bajo tierra, en el área U3m del Sitio de pruebas atómicas de Nevada (a unos 100 km al noroeste de la ciudad de Las Vegas), a las 11:00 (hora local) Estados Unidos detona su bomba atómica Luna (en español), de 0,015 kilotones. Es la bomba n.º 163 de las 1132 que Estados Unidos detonó entre 1945 y 1992. (En comparación, la bomba de Hiroshima tuvo una potencia de 13 kilotones).

As Above:

Knight and They

So, Below:

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Banana for size… Ayotzinapa para Residente, de Puerto Rico.