Author Archives: Armando Segovia

… and Willie Geist, it’s a no brainer : A.I. is the new OUIJA

Goooooo, Dodgers ☄

Oui = yes ∴ Ja, danke… which is to say, never mind Mick Jagger and Bob’s “chief commander” on 60 Minutes.

Pregúntame, Willie Geist, pregúntame!!!

And never mind, Armando Hoyos, because here comes hoyos mando.

Hoyos Mando = i send trous 🕳
but whatever you do
don’t take the right turn
In Albuquerque.

In this section the student will determine if Satan ran with Milton or if Lucifer ran Milton… upon completion youse gonna’ like the way you struggle, —it’s called agency.

I tell you what though Sofie Fofie, nevermind the language, it’s irrelevant, backfire is backfire.

… and Mr. Nuñez, do you believe in pre-monitions or just pre-munitions?

… don’t shoot the messenger.

Parties like in 1968… ahora con más “artistas” del verbo HARTAR.

 

… any 🦉 hoot mister Nuñez, i will get back to you but right now I (armando segovia) will switch it over to my Spitfire as Eye escorts the French sky patrol guarding Leo XIV out of Paname’s turbulent skys, which is to say WILLIE GEIST, that i saw your lunch on that Concorde flight yesterday, and here is mine… needless to say SOPHIE FOFIE, i’m just gonna start to DIG into it.

Où est la bibliothèque?

Foo’ de Fa-fa

… and in France, it’s another edition of National Sports They

It’s a small world, after Trump.

In totally unrelated sports, smoking is still allowed at La Place de La Concorde.

 

… and Willie Geist, i see your Bloomberg monitor next to you on The Concorde and I raise you, my plane of consciousness, 312 Km/seconds on 2nd gear out of SIX.

Literal touch-down on Italie deux.

Any how Tonto, please relay to Pablo Torre that Kimosabe is still waiting for him to pay, as he promised recently on the MoreJo Show that he would for my MorJournalism Blog.

… Jump to 1968 in 2026, con los espias de Pablo Gleason en Francia

You’ve gotta fight, for your right To Know³

The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that the French Ministry of The Interior does not follow it.

La Pastora and the original Experience.

Any 🦉 hoot mister Nuñez, never do Ewe mind the Crapper (1836) and its ballcock, because the modern float valve was invented beforehand by José Antonio de Alzate y Ramírez, a Mexican priest and scientist who described the device way back in 1790, naturally as with all-things Mexican, a white-haired blue-eyed British devil patented the ballcock seven years later in 1797.

Father Alzate was also a PRE-CURSOR, mister Nuñez, for the LEGALIZATION of marihuana and, an expert in the use and understanding of the PIPIL-TZIN-TZIN-TLI, also known as salvia divinorium³

³~. Memoria del uso que hacen los indios de los pipiltzintzintlis. 1772. UNAM.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /International_Day_for_Universal_Access_to_Information

 

Agua pa’ des Lourd mais pas pour les mince de Nice

What About Bob?

Agua Mi Niño but not for Nice

 

… deer, Laurent Nuñez (Ewe French motherfucker)
Minister of the Interior of France, fuck you (sir) and the Bibliothèque next to Ewe at le terroir de France.

For context… i hope that i don’t run out of internet credits to WhACK off, and for context this post started as an E.L.O. tribute but it turned into à Pete WILSON girlfriend mariachi song in the voice of CORNELIO REYNA.

And this, Alicia Leos, entre todas las cosas por un SIONISTA en la bpi* que reclamaba su espacio ABSOLUTO entre estudiantes universitarios ahí.

Los lame botas 👢 de esa institución le dieron la razón al pro-israelita que se quejó de mi presencia y por eso, pues me botaron de la bpi.

Espíritu REPUBLICANO en acción pero eso, pues eso no comienza ni a dibujar mi situación en Francia, imagina tú, Alicia, si el sistema bloquease tu correo como a mí¹… igualito como cuando HITLER ocupó tu París adorado. Pero felicidades por tus logros.

Coq suckers SIONISTS motherfuckers : Viva Palestina, and if you have any questions look at the camera, ALSO (sir) stop holding my registered mail… i am not being facetious your mail GESTAPO is delaying my voter registration, among other correspondencias, but the SAD THING is to see the mail clerks give me a FRENCH smile and a negativa resolve, especially when it’s the face from a black person… if those motherfuckers would know how it feels.

For the third time already… don’t you love Mí?

Valores republicanos, —my ass… mister Nuñez, from my perspective you fuckers look just like the collaborators of 1942 in la RANCE… say hello to Alicia at her “mariachi fest”.

Sol que tu’Eres, tan parejo… para repartir tu luz

🎵 Rrrright 🇵🇸 now, i want to be… just another country (Anarchy)… JEW 🇮🇱 know what i’means?

Para todos los que quieren y amaron los dientes de leche : Mariachi PAL’es-tina

The time has come to celebrate la SABRA (nopal) en la frente de todas las acarreadas por el hueso politico de México en Francia, y hoy por ser día de tu santo te venimos a cantar…

Sabrá dios… uno no sabe nunca nada, versión Heavy Nopal.

 

Sabra-kadabra [Me’de Comer Esa Tuna] because like the falafel and hummus, the opuntia ficus-indica is just another example of the  cultural appropriation that the Jews in Israel stole, and now claim, that it is part of their gastroNATIONALISM and Jewish identity and in this segment ALICIA LEOS, and her Mariachi Fest, will sing “Las Mañanitas” y “La Bamba” for the State of Israel and, celebrate another anniversary of the massacre of Iguala at the préfecture de Cité (2014)…

Kids will be kids

 

“vivos se los llevaron” y puros dientes de leche encontraron. Coincidentally if you are just tuning-in, as i (Armando Segovia) write this, the Mexican President is trying to outlaw the FREEDOM of THE PRESS, just like Bruno and Stephanie Menou did ‘all those years ago’ ¡VIVA MÉXICO, cabronas!!!

Hellen Mirren is a GENOCIDAL collaborator along with the STATE of ISRAEL

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/09/26 /cartones /soneto-para-palestina-el-fisgon

Hellen Mirren is not acting in her Mobland role, she is really-really a deranged nutty psychopath while Susan Sarandon is a goddess.

♫ And if you’re downright disgusted
And life ain’t worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes

Israel : land of mobsters, assassins, cheats, and dare Eye say it with a Shakespearian accent, shylocks!

… and Jacqueline Alemany, you look like a Rolling 👔 Stones drummer, —badum tisch!

Who da’Fuck is “JoJo” and what in the wide world of sports is that bitch doing on top of that ceremonial grave mountain?

It’s 10 am in Central Europe Time

I’m a furry Jaguar… set in stone, behold :

² The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like, like… um, like a panda, —i think !?

Flourescent is the color of purgatory… in the waiting room while listening to Susana Poveda.

 

The Pope is landing and all of the clochards at Paris Centre forgot to sound toll the Bells, as promised, when the Leon had landed..

REV. 13:2

REV. 13:2… ses pattes étaient comme ceux d’un ours, et sa gueule comme une gueule de lion.

 

Papas à la francesa… or,
how Eye learned to
stop worrYIng and learned
to love Rev. 13:2

Rock The Belles – Heck in a handbasket.

 

Not to worry, L.L. Cool J’s gonna Rock the Bells… but first “heck in a basket case” is kin to Green Day because we, as opposed to that French floosy fip, continue to celebrate punk to its final frontier, not its final boutique.

BASKET CASE…

_ grasping to control, so I better hold on (or i’ll kill you all)