Previously on the programming…

20 de agosto, 2018

Once again, we [the staff] insist that No Cucarachas [we repeat] No Cucarachas Were Harmed in the making of this most inconsequential blog, however, The Truth—and nothing but—The Truth was eviscerated by the legal counsel of the president of The United States of America.

Next on Meet The Press
Chuck Todd gets a Sir David Frost moment
on an associate of the latest

In Central Europe
it’s One Forty-five…
and Mika has the morning off.

Parlez vous pop? Mee likee da’ Tutti–Frutti del Italo–americano au cœur de l’Amérique.

When we [the staff] return we’ll digress back to why going back to Reagan’s “morning in America*” should not be a Focus on the development of the current American Spectacle… and no Bill Maher, we [the staff] would not trade a reddit front–page for any version of The Bible on your show.

TimeNow for the DayTime part of the 4:20 hour on the Central Europe Time.

Releve Mensuel des Interpellations

ISSY… the good thing about this blog is that there is no National Public Radio in France.

Please stand–by for context with a Jazz Jam Track back-up in the Key of A.

Dear, Rev. Al Sharpton, please forward the following to your Network affiliates, Bill Maher—in reel time; and of course the gang at The Morjo Show…. TimeStamp: Gospel Trane in the Key of  Alice Coltrane in Central Siren Time, Siete para las Ocho en Central Siren Time

… full disclosure, Malagueña, please be advised that no cucarachas were harmed in the making of this entry, we repeat: ninguna cucaracha fue herida para la elaboración for this post, eh… y para el record, son las Seis y Media en Central NATO Time.

Anygüey, Bill Maher, meet “soft shell” Carlson, he invented the Taco Bell and the Del Taco, también.

This of course, is an intermission.

Oh, TacosO’mis Güevos. Uso justo de la gastronomia árabe/nómada, por tradición.

Good God, what a Troll. And Eye can’t believe that UniVision is pitching softballs on the enemy’s territories, because as Ewe all know, the motherfucking “picket fences” are nothing more than invented “territories”, just like the tacos “al pastor” de los libaneses, eh! El Taco, tradición árabe reposada en México gracias a la migración… the more Ewe Know.

The Leningrad Cowboys Go America
an Original appropriation
of The American Dream por un Putin.

Shine on Me“:
at 17 hundred hours in Central NATO Time

Coming Up on the HisStory Channel:
The story of how Manifest Destinty invented
El Son Montuno,
El Mambo,
y —¡ah, pero como no!
La Cumbia y el Cha Cha Cha

… and now: the credits.

The Full Frontal (segment) with Samantha Bee arrives courtesy of The City of Brotherly Love and The Best Barbacoa in the World!; Season 03, Episode 19 on the TBS, or something like that.

ISSY, musical guests
The Sirens del Nopal

SHOP NOW!!! This a LIMITED EDITION SPAM!!! Call Now and receive a LIMITED EDITION “Trump” Steak. SHOP NOW!!!

The rest of the Tacos are delivered by some Young Turks in the U.S. of A., and a couple of Frogs from Grenoble, France.

New Ruhles, part ii — Dear, Bill Maher… reddit says, hello

Remember, Bill, just because you saw it, heard it or, read it on The Front Page of the Internet, —baby!
It ain’t necessarily so.

… previously on Real Time with Bill Maher:
Bill was echoing Reverend Al Sharpton feelings about Ronald Reagan as compared to the current president of the United States of America, in Maher’s rant however, Bill goes as far as wanting a gentler time when religious zealots occupied his “new rules” segments, which Maher claims that it was better than dealing with reddit. [Laughter track for stupid Americans goes here]. Reel Time With Bill Maher, follows… in Central Europe is 07h20 and in El Ey it’s the 22 hundred time slot.

Dear, Bill Maher,

Did you know that it was actually the French who went ahead and invented the “Q’s”?

Anyway, as always —on OverTime— context follows on last week’s Weekend Edition.

TimeStamp… metaphorically speaking is
Dime–a–dozen in Central NATO Time.

“Yes, the torch of Lady Liberty symbolizes our freedom and represents our heritage, the compact with our parents, our grandparents, and our ancestors. It is that lady who gives us our great and special place in the world. For it’s the great life force of each generation of new Americans that guarantees that America’s triumph shall continue unsurpassed into the next century and beyond. Other countries may seek to compete with us; but in one vital area, as a beacon of freedom and opportunity that draws the people of the world, no country on Earth comes close”… President Ronald Reagan’s remarks at the Presentation Ceremony for the Presidential Medal of Freedom January 19, 1989.

“There’s an old saying, if you want to go for the king, you must kill the king.”

…* Preet Bahrara,
Preet Bharara
The Guy who held Rudolph Guiliani’s post as New York’s district attorney and failed to docket a case against the 1980’s Donald Trump…
as heard on the Bill Maher Metaphorical Reality Show, in reel time, of course.

But speaking of grandparents in the Trump era… have you heard the latest poll on “dissolving nana’s y oma’s” on the Southern District of New York’s Fifth Avenue?

John Heilemann, has the latest. Stay Tuned for more. In the mean time it’s time for another edition of Frequency Hop.

ATTACHMENT: Saving Mexico
Edición “
año de Hidalgo 2012–2018

No Leasees decir no arrendamiento de los misirables “ocho misiles**”, como resultó con el archivo del avión presidencial que AMLO prometió vender a Trump durante toda La Bendita Campaña Por El Bendito Bando Del Cambio de  los buenos… o algo así. Anygüey, se me hace, John Mill Ackerman, que para que este dossier no termine con el famoso “a chuchita la bolsearón” sugiero  que este sea un jale de investigación para  su señora esposa (Función Pública, right?) a la hora de deslindar responsabilidades cuando se llegue el momento de que esos cohetes se le puedan vender a Nicaragua (je, je) o a La Costa Rica (eso sí, tan pronto y los ticos —of course— primeramente Dios, opten por una rama militar en su azucarada constitución).

Lame duck president of Mexico buys** a handful of missiles from the U.S. before leaving office. Why?

By: staff

From the reddits_ Perhaps because of the narco vulerabilities that the Cougars have when fighting the war on drugs, president Enrique Peña Nieto felt the need for securing a handfull of powerful U.S. missiles during his last year in office.

A recent situation report released for the civilian population reveals that Mr. Peña Nieto wants “to have a significant impact” on the meanest cartel on the narco–flavor list of his six–year presidential term, and which as of this weekend remains on the dockets of the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación, o algo así.

The order for these weapons normally reserved for blowing up war ships was apparently approved by the U.S. Department of State six months before Andrés Manuel López Obrador political party sweeped the established Two-party turn–over system known on the extreme left side of the Mexican political fence as El PRIAN, a fusion made up of politicians from the Partido Revolucionario Institucional and the Partido Acción Nacional.

In Central Europe
it’s a quarter to Three o’Clock in the afternoon.

Calling Elvis… bring your Pink Cadillac

In the afterlife, The King’s first gig was that of a supermarket meat-cutter, his favorite part of the day was hearing about all the stories that claimed that he was still alive and seen at a truck-stop or at a pastry shop, coincidentally during those years Elvis enjoyed sitting at his throne, during his cigarette and lunch breaks —of course— to read all about his tabloid legacy on the fine pages of the National Enquirer et. al…. Ewe Know: the original Fake News.

Of course Ewe’all know that it was the French who invented, Detriot… of course. Rue Rivoli, 17 de agosto, 2018. TimeNow: 18h45 in CET…

TimeStamp: 16h45
in Central Siren Time
we’re back!!!

As the years and technologies went by Elvis grew tired of theclean-up on aisle one” announcements and the ever present ‘roll-back’ smiley faces of the new owners of the mom-and-pop supermarket that he was assigned to spend eternity at; a company by the name of Sam’s, or Walmart, or something like that arrived.

_ the announcement made the cut for the programming on account of the upcoming death anniversary of The King of rock–and–roll, and so this is where August 16th comes in. Just the facts for a Friday night, Ma’am.

Still, even with all of the pull, and all of the power that being the King of motherfucking rock and roll might have afforded Elvis Aaron Presley, he still had to put up with all of the red-tape involved in permits, not to mention, the Rite of Passages involved in every trade.

For instance, Elvis original request to cut the strings from the supermarket industry was in the mid 1980’s after he had requested a spot in the trucking trade, but Hell, he was told, was not a place to enjoy your previous passions, King or Not!

It wasn’t until the arrival of peer-to-peer enterprises that The King saw an opportunity to dump the supermarket scene and venture into the ride-sharing transportation networks that began to sprout at the turn of the first decade of the second millennium, After Baby Jesus was born, —of course.

Yesterday, August 16 of 2018 A.D., Elvis had a break when he was asked if he still had that Pink Cadillac in working order and if he was willing to take a ride on the Freeway of Love and chauffeur THE QUEEN OF SOUL… some guy named Otis Redding was footing the bill.

“I’d knew you’d be a vision in white…

how d’ya get your pants so tight?”