Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Dear, President-elect Biden (46), please note the following

Dear, Sir,

Recordando a Agustín Lara

Agustín Lara said it best, and Toña “La Negra” interpreted them words like when Aretha demanded “Respect”. This is Music History 101 para principiantes.

Congratulations on your “Gacelas” for the D.C. press corps answering system, very “Jefe de Gobierno”, indeed. It’s a good move, heck, i visited el D.F. when AMLO was the head of government there, I used to like López Obrador… until he turned into [AHORA SÍ, mis negros] into a “tropical messiah” with Marcelo Ebrard as his lap dog.

https ://www .efe .com /efe /america /mexico /las-gacelas-escoltas-de-lopez-obrador-cuyo-modelo-podria-volver-a-imponerse /50000545-3697182

https ://www .wsj .com /articles /biden-names-jen-psaki-white-house-press-secretary -11606688271

https ://dw .com /en /pope-names-first-african-american-cardinal /a-55761557

NOW:

Just because my administrative trial against the Prefecture of Paris is over now, it does not mean that

a). The elements of the story that got me to France in the first place stop making headlines, so, with this in mind please relay to your future Attorney General of The United States of America that we will be keeping a close eye into this you-wash-my-hands and everything is back to The Plan Mérida THEYs:

For the record

For the Record, Rachel Maddow is the Resident Expert on all things TOLUCA, including its delicacies and its Uranium storage facilities… look it up .:. 859909A3-B9D6-40CA-B22B-D5CD60CABD7A 🗣 However, consider this a new way to cover this angle of covering the news about Mexico without mentioning FRANÇOIS HOLLAND bargaining chip in the Zodiaco.

b). “Watch This Space” ⏳ … and never mind “the wisemen”, because they fucked-up the Greatest Victory of all time, and yes, Mr. President-elect, i am talking about the Military–Industrial Complex… which now has morphed into a Media–Information Juggernaut.

The Century of the Common Man (excerpt)

“Some have spoken of the “American Century.” I say that the century on which we are entering—the century which will come into being after this war—can be and must be the century of the common man. Perhaps it will be America’s opportunity to—to support the Freedom[s] and Duties by which the common man must live. Everywhere, the common man must learn to build his own industries with his own hands in practical fashion. Everywhere, the common man must learn to increase his productivity so that he and his children can eventually pay to the world community all that they have received. No nation will have the God-given right to exploit other nations. Older nations will have the privilege to help younger nations get started on the path to industrialization, but there must be neither military nor economic imperialism.”[69]

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Henry_A._Wallace

P.S.: Please don’t be a fucking Harry S. Truman, because you Sir, have the opportunity to restore Vice-president Henry Wallace’s vision… do you remember what it was? Of course not, you are from Delaware and probably have an (on-the-side) mailing address in Liberia. Yes! Liberia, Africa; ask /r/documentaries why. Do that before you continue having the pundits express their delight in your administration’s plans to re-join the Paris Agreement.

🎶 Whippit good!

“When I get high I get high on speed, TOP FUEL FUNNY CARS will do it for me”.

Mötley Crüe
Dr. Feelgood (1989)

So, Mr. Macron, the police is going to START deciding WHO is, and WHO is not a reporter, eh‽ At this rate, the only ones allowed to do the TRADE not the profession of journalist, —will be NBC NEWS and BFM TV. Talk about timing; Eye just missed the Night Boat to Cairo, because it’s MADNESS!!!

As read on a reddit report:

https ://old .reddit .com /r /PublicFreakout /comments /k3088g /france _burns _as _the _first _phase _of _a _deeply  / yada, yada, Lorem IP Sum, and all of “the beautiful ones”.

French citizens on their fifth republic to their government: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

It’s important, “old man” because as the threat from fundamentalist governments, East of The Czech Republic and South of Malta is REISING (pronounced as rising) just like them Coronavirus’ obits. Still, your 5th Republic insists on the IRON LADY stance in the Falklands (circa 1985).

Context for Mediapart follows

Context for Mediapart follows .:. F3D06F7E-3149-48D8-90C4-B50529E2AE69 ⚽️ Mean, while at Le Parisien, page 2: LE FAIT DU JOUR (L’edito) Ange et démon

Quick programming note to:
Matignon and Mr. Lallement.
Gentlemen, you fuckers know that when a legal recreational drug, such as whipped cream gets its own designer wrapper, the demand goes straight to the SPEAK-EASY THEYs between Great Wars… but Eye guess you need THE Evidence, right‽  well have at it, froggy.

Exhibit 1: COLOR COORDINATED TRASH  … evidencie

In France

At Scarlett Johansen’s neighborhood in Paris, all ‘riverains’ are required to COLOR COORDINATE their trash .:. A6AE734E-E85E-4295-A252-777D9C2156AC .:. FOR THE RECORD, that trash can was filled EXCLUSIVELY with food grade nitrous oxide; the bottles are filled with the food part, but the “whippit gas” was spent… and these fucking canisters are not like your typical cigarette butts, in the sense that you can‘t get one last drag of #Em, o como dicen en México, “sacarle las tres”.

Did you really-really need that Super-Spreader Event (and Eye is not talking about the Crazy Horse or Latin Paradise girls) yesterday?

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Lord Vadder:

https ://www .bbc .com /news /entertainment-arts-55117704… Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85

Las fuentes de Las Cruzadas de doña Vilma

En Francia… en Francia no pasa nada, Marianne:

We don't do facebook, but

Öüï does not do the facebook, but given the occasion and being the THEY after “Black Friday”, we said, fuck it .:. https ://facebook .com /brut officiel /videos /132768011709329/?refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fold.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffrance%2Fcomments%2Fk2rnhx%2Fmanifestation_%25C3%25A0_paris_un_crs_au_sol_se_fait%2F&_rdr

“And one day, sans la moindre raison, les Français elected Marine Le Pen”
Via: /r/france

After all it was IN•deed, the very French who went ahead and invented “The Crusades”, the most recent one was of course lead by Professor Alain Rouquié in 2012, WHO can forget his welcoming words to then President of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto:

*Haste—risk

*Hasterisk 🇫🇷 5F5D5A25-4ADA-4EA6-B978-4836E15CAD73 🇲🇽 *CON NOMBRE: FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE, President of The 5th French Republic.

Lo bueno del regreso del PRI, es de que ellos sí saben como gobernar.
Sciences Po

Feb. 1, 2012 2013 (perdon)

Quick programming note, Leoncio Orellana (arquitecto de profesión, y capataz del profesor Rouquié en La Casa de América latina en Paris, 27 Blvd. Saint Germain-des–Près) warned me about it when he gave me his blessing to conduct interviews at the most navel-gazing place for Latin Americans in Paris, he told me (Armando Segovia) after commending me for embarking on such “sueño guajiro” as uncovering Mexican corruption in France could prove to be:

The Sad Part

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/ .:. 46418EE0-CD60-4C94-981D-090507014F64 .:. The sad part about this Cartón Político is that back in February of 2012, at the Mexico’s House at Cité International Universitaire de Paris, the MORENA–Francia founding committee members; at the time called, “El Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana” laughed me out of the Benito Juárez (kitchen hall, not the actual hall) when I suggested that people were starting to notice their CULT-LIKE behavior. Y mira, —can EYE get an A–Men!

Be careful, because journalism is not always about “the poor.

and as Tabasco went under water after a recent Greek-alphabet letter hurricane, it turned out that “el buen Leo” was right. It’s about saving the president’s PET PROJECTS, such as a refinery instead of the underprivileged citizens in Tabasco, which happens to be the Mexican President’s home state. LIKE his outgoing superior in Washington, Donald Trump, president López Obrador hates his home state… look it up, with Governor (NY) Cuomo, Andrew [One–each].

Mean while here at doña Vilma’s neighborhoods, and as far back as 10 minutes in France are concerned, recording someone without their permission or knowledge has been a crime against FRENCH ETHICS, just ask President Hollande’s predecessor, Nicholas Sarkozy, WHO IS CURRENTLY undergoing legal proceedings for inventing the French Talents and Skills Visa.

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https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /First_Crusade

https ://monoaureo .com/2020/11/27/mananero/

Black Friday — “Come get your nigger lessons”

Saint Dave Chappelle follows, but FO’ist!

A quick programming note:

Your covers, my cardboards

Your news covers, my cardboards .:. 1F04DCB6-E1A0-4199-80B3-07DA9CD94CB8 🦞 🎶🎶🎶 We’ll go down to the crawdad hole. Honey, baby, mine.

Ask not what a « VIOLENCE POLICIÈRE » can do for LA RÉPUBLIQUE, but what the republic can do,  “for” the good of the order.

Parafraseo de Agnès Pannier-Runacher, ENAnita de Economía del gabinete del presidente francés, Mr. Emmanuel Macron.

https ://www .bfmtv .com /politique /gouvernement /producteur-tabasse-pour-pannier-runacher-une-violence-policiere-est-un-probleme-pour-la-republique _AV-202011270109 .html

Of course...

Of course, it’s no « conFLICt of Interest » with the Préfecture de Police à Paris or, pepper spray down the EAR CANAL or on the top of the mouth (palette) but, Mr. Mediapart, we did try to serve you an appetizer before the GUMBO. 

The last time that Öüï saw the entire area between the Hôtel Dieu and The Prefecture de Police (Metro Line 4) blocked off, a police officer there had committed fratricide against one of his collegues. Let’s hope that today’s blockage is due to the enhanced check points for COVID–19, period, and with that, Eye does KNOT want to tell the good people of the French Republik, « Eye told you So, but there it is ».

Lo Lamento, Lallement… but you look like Stephen Miller in the U.S.A.

Thanksgiving THEY 2020_ Rue Clément, 75006.

https ://www .20minutes .fr /paris /2916983-20201126-paris-pourquoi-prefet-police-didier-lallement-si-decrie

“We wanted to prove that a Well-Oiled machine could send an office boy to the Senat[e].”

Tom Pendergast

Missouri Political Boss

 

They Call Mí, Trinity

They Call Mí, Trinity ⚽️ 0C9DCAC3-513E-4F3E-B3F0-F5C069DC1282 👂🏼 … but over at the Préfecture de Paris (Centre) Eye is really, Nobody (1973).

Lorem Ipsum dolores follows… on number 3, and here’s why Chayito Oaken (Rosario Robles), because it’s funny, until it’s not. Por ejemplo, Dave Chappelle, …

The Ministry of Social Development (SeDeSol en Espagnol del bueno) was pretty much “the influencer” who would design strategies to plan for better living conditions, especially among the most MARGINALIZED sectors of the Rural and Urban communities in Mexico among the other Cabinet positions of then Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto. That same ministry-level pay-grade has been rebranded with a more “of the people” sounding, Ministry of Well-being under el presidente, Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Well, long storEy sHort, those strategies to that Chayito Oaken (Rosario Robles) was supposed to have come up with never materialized for the advertised POLITICAL ADS and instead, the ALLOCATIONS (moneies) to pay for those projects, designed to help the marginalized sectors of the Mexican Census, were SIPHONED instead, like a…

Like a…

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 PNEUMATIC TUBE SYSTEM

to key politicians and empresarios. To put it in perspective, when a natural disaster happen, the ministry that Chayito Oaken (Rosario Robles) would make the difference between a well-planned community outreach program and one that resembles the Bush Administration response to Hurricane Katrina, or our current 45th iteration in Puerto Rico with Hurricane Maria, because the context here is distribution of resources and properly planned communities in accordance to their geographical and regional needs.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /iamatotalpieceofshit /comments /k1bbqn /nigerian_social_media_influencer_teasing_a_child/

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GOD is DEAD — Maradona

La Plata, Argentina_ It’s a strange place to pay one’s respects to one of the greatest football Cracks since the sport was organized and sanctioned by the FIFA, not the NFL. In Austin, Texas, the strangest of places in Ted Cruz’ State, Texans lined up for miles and miles, and miles and miles in a vehicular procession to say good-bye to Diego Armando Maradona, El 10, “el pelusa”. Dallas soon followed, and in El Paso, in El Paso del Norte nunca ha pasado—nada.

Just like Venezuela

Just like Venezuela .:. 5A23918D-F422-4550-B9E1-2D7D55BADD8A .:. Galeano, Chávez, y ahora Maradona van a hacer un análisis de el documental, “South of The Border” by Oliver Stone.

The Untold History of the United States

https ://www .dallasnews .com /news /public-health /2020/11/14 /thousands-pour-into-fair-park-for-north-texas-food-banks-largest-distribution-yet-during-pandemic/

The spectacle is reminiscent of the tide-like recession and food shortages that affect Venezuela, but this is Texas and even in a place of weirdos, like its capital Austin, gasoline is still cheaper than a loaf of Wonder bread, or a  French baguette…

Chapter 2: Roosevelt, Truman* and Wallace
(19 Nov. 2012)

Note, to editors:

Do knot try to adjust your settings

Do knot try to adjust your settings ⚽️ F4458D3B-D455-4F7E-BA03-667977DC84DE 🌎 Si nos dejan, it’s going to be a Maradona Mediawatch episode of the Twilight Zone (tribute), but for testing purposes, the above negritos come courtesy of Franklin Delano Roosevelt during his trip to Africa, while “the toad” was with “Uncle Joe” in The U.S.S.R., true story, ask The Beatle.

We, the staff of this most non-consequential blog are awaiting an “official” notice of the outcome of our contestation to the Paris Préfecture of Police, the decision was delivered as promised on Columbus Day week, coincidence, only if you believe that Thanksgiving is an Anglo-Saxon day of friendship. Thanksgiving, if anything, is just another reminder of how British imperialism (in religious form) has kept the East India Company alive and well… what says you, Uncle Joe?

https ://imdb .com /title /tt2531952 /?ref_=m_ttpl

On a different wave, the president of the united states (2020) is now using his lawyers as a smartphone LoudSpeaker stand, it’s a bold move and a good compromise on that fucking $75,000 deduction for his hairstylist, on the other side of the Screen, the former Vice-president delivers his first Executive-elect Turkey greeting.

To quote the TOAD, “nobody has done more for We$tern $ty£€ Democracy (formally, The East India Company) than my friend, the Missouri Political Boss, Tom Pendergast. 💷

For the record, if Eye could go back to Secundaria/High School and re–rewrite all the essays that Eye wrote, Eye would most certainly include an ibid reference to Vice-president Henry Wallace every time that Eye would reference Tom Pendergast political cartoon titled “Dewey’s Folly”: Dewey Defeats Truman.

… In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s 10:45 on the Eve of Thanksgiving, somewhere on them islands over yonder, the rightful owners of the land are renting surfboards to happy G.I.’s on Leave from The Land of The Rising Sun, Inti in La Plata, Argentina.

Happy Día Acción de Gracias en Nuevo México, EEUU.

Trinity Follows… and Bud Spenser is a mean French-trained Prison’s Bureau prefect in a Turkish Prison.

 

Oh Là Là — Well will you look at the time

Technically, Öüï were Knot lying, for the past four days we [the staff of this blog] have tried to get both a face and ear injury on a judicial medical report for violence against u.s., period—full stop:

Based on a short story by Terry Bisson (1991).
“They made the machines. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.”
“That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”
“I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they’re made out of meat.”

and then Eye looked directly at the doctor and said, you know doctor, Eye is no doctor, but Öüï here did spent a season shy of a decade sleeping with one of your medical colleagues at a Holiday Inn, and right now, doc, your Hippocratic Oath (sorry to note) is looking more like a Ministère de Education instrumentalisation tactic.

Il est onze heures, le gris commence
Per your greeter's instructions

Per your greeter’s instructions .:. B0DF0AAB-D93E-44B4-A319-A04FA6F9F688 .:. The following is a timestamp:
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s 11 O’Clock.
Might you have the Time for Armenia and for Haut-Karabakh?

Now, Mr. K.L.Mediapart, Eye knows that any frog on the Lilly pond will probably just shrug the above-mentioned claim and move on, except that when she began to explain why the very first good doctor who evaluated us Eye began to syncopate what a hospital work rotation looked like, from the time that she is a medical student, through her hospital rotation periods and on through the time when her colleagues raise that hand to say: yada yada yada. Eye also revealed other knowledge that only a  spouse of a medical doctor would know about the politics that live in a Grey’s Anatomy tome. And that is when she agreed to talk to her section chief and long storEy sHort, the good doctor noted my injuries, with today’s date, but did tell Mí D.A.T. Eye would need to see a judicial “qualified” medical doctor to also note the same injuries because her diagnostic would not be legal in any court and, considering that a big-ticket supermarket here in Paris, France, apparently trains their private security to beat up homeless people inside of their toilettes, then it would probably be incumbent upon us to obtain said medical diagnostic addendum to an already bursting file of Mí at the good Ol’ Préfecture de Police.

Hello, Mediapart — Meat The Monkees

Hello, Mr. K.L.Mediapart.

The reverb

The reverb–eration effect.:. 4472BF79-13CF-400E-9043-39FAB31FB71B .:. Off-course, if Eye told you, Mr. K.L.Mediapart, that Eye felt the Monoprix version of the rent-a-cop assault on a paying customer here in the Parisian “Downtown” before France 24 got out of bed on Friday morning, you would probably guess my name.

Please disregard the second part of today’ headers, the title, like Daron Noir is a play-on-words. The Brits, Meet The Beatles is the equivalent of your Baron Noir.

Anyhow, Mr. K.L.M., we, [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] stopped by your office earlier in the day and were given instructions at the door, on how to reach you, additionally, pay no attention to the snapshot below, the receptionist at the aforementioned door informed us that your contact protocols are operating on France’s 3rd Republic protocols, as in, “looking more towards 1914, than onwards to 1940”, a paraphrase of course, —from 1973.

https ://fr .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Le_Monde_en_guerre

Personally, and Eye means this with the utmost respect, we found it amusing that before we could even be allowed anywhere near your media company’s reception area, your Daronne at the door (see what we did D.A.R.E.?) would ask for original documents of all of the evidence of whatever information our envoy, Armando Segovia, was there to deliver before you or any media representative would consider granting us the time of day… interesting STONEWALL, very Thomas Edison of Mediapart, considering the flip-side of that particular request when your information gathering teams (journalists) go out and request an audience from the plebs on the streets. Fair enough, we will try to comply, just give u.s. a minute before noon in Hilo, Hawaii, in order to complete our 36 hour “OPEN SKIES” shift… in case you fuckers follow NATO news.

https ://dw .com /en /us-officially-withdraws-from-open-skies-transparency-pact /a-55691315

Indeed, Mr. K.L.Mediapart, we expected “shade” but we didn’t think that you operated under Parisian restaurants, bistros, and cafés window-seating access standards*.

But of course, all of the above sounds better when spoken in French, so have-at-it, Sir:

Previously on: this is why you can’t have nice thingys… Adrienne Monnier

Alsace, Eastern France/Western Germany_ TIMESTAMP: 19 de junio de 1955

Dear, Madame Hidalgo (Cc: Matignon):

https ://www .france24 .com /en /france /20201121-new-french-law-banning-images-of-police-sparks-civil-rights-concerns-protests

The following is a Twilight Zone (tribute) script, it is based on the question that Parisian insert and, “pollo rostizado” enthusiast, doña Vilma Fuentes posed to James Joyce about Ulysses or, was it Walt Whitman… who cares! The point is that doña Vilma wants to know what ‘Adriannitititita‘ would say about the COVID–19 confinement and, —coincidently— Öüï actually had the opportunity to run into Adrianne a couple of days ago when Öüï made a stop at Odeon on our way to Saint Germaine-des-Près, and this is what Adrianne Monnier told MÍ:

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Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

Just in time context

Just in time context .:. 62C9F523-4EDA-466F-819D-0B37E3A72182 🇲🇽 … [S]hould anyone be keeping score of the cast of luminaries mentioned on this blog and their specific corresponding story arcs on our posts, you should remember that for doña Vilma Fuentes the drug Hydroxichloroquine®️ is the connection to the title of this political cartoon featured in La Jornada, the tangent across this Venn Diagram includes the first reported death (or at least the one that Öüï heard first) for taking doña Vilma’s COVID panacea without a doctor’s order in Great State of Arizona, the irony of it is, that the supplement (with hydroxichloroquine) that killed that poor person in Arizona was supposed to help maintain water pets in that household in “good health”, while at the same time providing for ”an equilibrium” in the exhausting daily life of an aquatic being lounging around in a glass tank. Moral of this segment: Hydroxichloroquine supplements, good for fishbowls, bad for fish lovers. 

Many voices have risen to denounce the scandal (malicious gossip used as a noun by doña Vilma): how can the French government decide that the sale of “rotisserie chicken” is more “essential” —word used in the decree— than that of a health book or for the equilibrium of the daily life of a population? (which population? Doña Vilma does not explain, but Öüï gets a sense of who she is privileging with her remarks) Is it possible to imagine Adrianne Monnier (sic).

https ://www .jornada .com .mx/2020/11/22 /opinion /a05a1cul