Previously on, So You Draw Portraits of Presidents

Fuck’em… fuck EM# ALL, Eye can draw the face of God, sin celery, Field Marshal Carlin.

Fuck you Matt Damon! Context follows on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, because That COLBERT guy is a fucking asshole.

Of course, in order to know what Eye is referring to you have to be current with your Dogma—Fuck-oh.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/mediaviewer/rm2525574656/

Of course, you also have to be  current with all the Prophets, not just The Rock, Rufus.

And Alice… this is a kind reminder that the fip . fr portrait contest is open to all nationalities but You Have Got to Be French to WIN, could-have-been-CONTENDERS need not apply, —Stella.

And Yasmin V… before you accuse me of jumping on the Basketball bandwagon, do recall that just like The Chinese stole Tocqueville from the Frogs, and the Russians the Champagne… i did tell Lester Holt that the French had a B-Ball academy at Olympiades M-14, turns out that the French had sent a spy to the San Antonio Spurs… all those years ago. 

https ://www .lequipe .fr /Basket /Actualites /La-france-domine-les-etats-unis-pour-son-premier-match-des-jo /1273011

After The Nation with the politics of the Reverend Al Sharpton, Alicia will dive into a holding pattern in Texas where schools districts everywhere will begin to teach the origins story of Walker Texas Ranger.

Literally, can’t make this shit up.

For the occasion, independent school districts across the Lone Star state will hold a vote concerning the new revisionist book covers for the newly revised curricula on the Southern’s version of European Code Noir.

 

Inter💋medio con La MABM (Nº2.71)

Grrrrr… 👄 Dear, Debbie “bacardi”… It is you, former Rep. who is wrong on the EMBARGO, and it is HER, the Current U.S. Representative from Queens (N.Y.) who is on the correct side of Humanitarian History, more on that after the Olympic Moment with Tiffany -time delayed- Cross town traffic.

Microcuento #271 ©by mabm

Sexiest man alive… Fuck You George Clooney!

In local news, never mind the anti-covid protests at LA GARE de Saint LAZARE, Metro Line 14 (the purple line) that’s just the RIGHT WING of the frogs being idiots, pay close attention however to the following INFRASTRUCTURE Public Service Announcement regarding the aforementioned line; M14 will be closed from TODAY, July 25th all the way until AUGUST 8th but it only involves the stops from the GARE de LYON to OLYMPIADES (same goes for the RER Cthe Yellow Lead Better line) as this line, M-14 (∴my favorite line∴) is currently being connected to the ORLY International Airport. The delay is really not that bad considering the options available to move around this Olympic Villa.

Em#botella—miento… Contexte pour Cousin Joe via AVI VELSHI en IRAN, con ESCALA en La Havana* (l‘amour est dans l’AIR) — Fuck The Olympics (punto y coma) The Guardian*: “The quixotic notion that the Olympics could be a champion of human rights – and that staging the Games would open up authoritarian hosts to international norms and scrutinywas completely undermined by Beijing 2008, then rendered risible by the Sochi Winter Games in 2014… 

Je ne parle pas Espagnol … Lingua Franca es InglÉs, SVP

* Dear, President Joe Biden:

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexico-preparing-shipment-food-medicine-cuba-mexican-official- 2021-07-22/

Your counterpart in México is making you look like a Ur-fascist¹, or as George Clooney would call you at an Italian get together, an ETERNAL PRIMITIVE (primate). In Texas, Mr. President, you look like a TWO-faced Ronald Reagan.

¹ ibid… https ://www .openculture .com /2016/11 /umberto-eco-makes-a-list-of-the-14-common-features-of-fascism .html

2 de Octubre, 1968: “Salió el sol” according to Mexican nightly news and, the International Olympic Committee president, “was at the ballet”. The GUARDIAN* goes on to highlight that, << He then reacted to the greatest ever display of athlete activism at the games – the black power salutes – by destroying the careers of Tommie Smith and John Carlos. The IOC’s history is one of genuflecting before power and violence, and bullying the athletes it claims to revere >>.

Thank you for THE CHARITY; but JUSTICE is a better Deal, señor(es) Presidente. Call me… or KNOT.

Jimmy “Popeye“ Doyle was a fag — The language is Castellano knot Spanish, Carlos

THE WRITING ON THE WALL

En contexto para el artista Roger Pérez y los ad-joints de Madame Mayor Anne Hidalgo… and Roger, the first thing that you need to know about the Radio sounds from this morning, is that “The writing [is] on the Wall”… Ask EDDIE—_•¡•_— And Former “little habana” representative in WASHINGTON, i agree with your counter argument to the Panamanian pundit regarding the ethnic identifier/denominator, “LatinX », but Congressman, the language that EWE are referring to is CASTELLANO, if you really-really want to get to the “mother language” of « latino culture », which as Evry fucking Roman in Parigi knows, is ITALIAN, of course.

Óscar Emilio Californio de Kikapoo, he used to go by Emilio “el indio” Fernández.

https ://www .si .com /mlb/2021/07/23 /cleveland-guardians-name-change-decision-explained

Previously on, Octubre Tenía Que Ser:
Fair use notice... The image of Trois Couleurs from 5 February to 4 March 2014 is used for critical purposes in the analysis of news, pop-culture, and marketing discourse. ANALOGIES are reasoned AS THESE RELATE to Mexican historical markers and milestones, while juxtaposed with GLOBAL CURRENT EVENTS from CLEVELAND 🛶... Go GUARDIANS.

In this section, the student will review « son bac » avec El Mundo de Le Monde. 20th Century conflicts and the government of France previous to the first 😷 of the 21st Century global pandemics are covered.

For this section, the student must have an understanding of the terminal philosophy of

South Park’s season 13 • episode 12, “The F Word”.
— Alejandro Jodorowski’s DUNE project revised as a comparative draft of a French Talents and Skills bleuprint. https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/23 /bfv-benjamin-franklin-village/
— … TBD

The French Connected _—•!•—_ Context on Feb. 2017/2021 follows… [B]ut first, let’s get one thing straight, and in this section Avi Velshi must explain how “his Baldness” squared all of them Venn Diagrams (punto y coma) additionally, the student may subtract from the dentils in order to circumvent the radius of the radio.

_ [A]nd, Brother Sanches Riuvo Ruivo, the following must be read in the inalienable voice of Human RIGHT…s activist, Florence MARIE Cassez.

Lorem ipsum…

Anne with an “E”.

Anyhow, Madame Mayor, i hope that your ad-joints don’t interpret this post as jumping on the “Anne Hidalgo for présidente” bandwagon, and as a matter of fact, Madame Mayor, if i was to look back at the days when you were Mayor Bertrand Delanoë’s urbanism and architecture intermediary with the good people of Jour et Nuit Culture, i could perhaps pull a couple of posts where Ramón Quintana Woodstock (in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua) rooted for your Spanish Eyes to become the first Ovaries at the Élysée.

Sin Embargo ⛹🏽‍♂️, Hermano Sanches Ruivo, Eye said it once, The Paris Tourism Board thinks that they have an imagination, but earlier today i asked the artist, Roger Pérez, what would happen if one of the taggers working the Walls of the Federico García Lorca square de Paris Plages tagged them Walls with an Emmanuel Macron re-elected, or Valérie Pécresse for Office de Tourism Coordinator? His answer when The Guardians rebrand The Indians in Major ⚾️ League.

And Baby Blue… you can call me any THING you Want… just don’t call Mí, collect. And Tiffy Cee, before Avi Velshi squares the radio of the radius, be advised that Short-Wave has the longest Range 🏀🗑… los pollos 🇵🇦 hermanos, y las pollas 🇪🇸también? In this section, Öüï bastardize the LatinX segment of The Cross Connection, and Alex Witt, the ANSWER is always, PA•NA•ME 🛶, period.

 

El Campeón — Valérie, oh Valérie … Vaha-ah—le rie.

In Local News, Adrianne Elrod in the Role of the présidentesse de La Île-de-France (in full Candid regalia) announced just a few hours ago, 12 to be préssisse, that she is in the running of the Bulls on Parade in La France and all of its Colonies.

https ://www .pri .org /stories /2021-07-23 /world-remembers-singer-amy-winehouse-10th-anniversary-her-death

No, Mika tu’tequiBocas! Nunca te conocí en Paris Plagues—no-nos fuimos juntos a comer, paella, period

Con Luna Llena y Toda La Cosa, yes-que-sí, Roger, de Las Dunas, las de Octubre son las más bonitas, y si no le crees a Luc Frelong ask Adanowski, but whatever you do don’t ask Duncan Bridgman so pena de despertar a Eddie y ese güey es bien coco.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/03/25 /bibliografia/

… hijo de la Luna
🎵💃🏼🇪🇸
no-no es Serio este cementerio

In WASHINGTON, we pose the QUESTION to the producers of The pre-morning Joe Show with Jonathan Lemire:

Breaking News: Dulcinea Wallace is auditioning for the role of the 3 Caballeros, Musketeers need not apply 💃🏼 Extra, Extra:

Where were Ewe, when Öüï got High?

File photo of Rachel Maddow as an Extra… it’s her guilty pleasure, next to torturing little fishes by the Banks of the River, Phoenix… 🎶 Because she can.

Sirs and/or Mesdames, did you come up with the Idea to Interview Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez P-C all by yourself, or are you Sons-ov-Bitches  looking for inspiration on my site, —it’s fine, have-at-it, and you don’t even have to pretend that you are not reading this with that Stupid Fuckn’ Smirk on your face. 🗯🗞.

🎶 Will you still feed Mí
will you still Knead Mí
Gwen Eye is Sixty Four, Hu!

Donc, i have been telling y’all that i don’t select the Signs-O’the-Times, i only direct you to your chamber, y pues valga la redundancia, don Pablo Bartomomé, la de usted está compuesta de un trabalenguas : doncella de hierro/vierge de fer

In Tokyo, French Président Emmanuel Macron replies: Bring it on bitch!

“Little Jupiter », as the French PrésidentE was affectionately baptized by BFM’er TV, after a Vulgar display of Symbols where str•tegi•cally placed on the Executive Picture of his “I love me wall” at The Élysée did not hesitate to walk into his Republican Stable and went ahead and Talked to George.

Yo No Me Llamo Javier!

For this occasion, Mr. Macron selected a Dark Horse to ride into battle, ISSY, there is a reason for it Dani CALIFORNIA. More on D.A.T. if Luc Frelon has the balls to grace the Jazz Hour mic tonight.

—_ S E N J U T S U _—

Quick update on Luc Frelon… Mr. Luc is on vacation. It’s the sacrosanct duty of every French citizen to take a 3-to-4—week vacation around the Colonies, and for the French, the World is their colony, Just like for rapists (Roman Polanski) and gangsters (TBD), France is their Perpetual SuperLatif Bleü Öyster Cült.

After the Break:

—Context on February 2017/2021.
—Det. Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle* was a fag.

* EDDIE Egan…

🎶 It’s a Charade… it’s a Charade — it’s a Charade

Men-At-Work

Previously on The Rachel Maddow ‘craiglist’ gigs… the thing is… The Real Charade is going on inside the Nave… where ironically, like the fake French Arnaque Signal (it turned out to be a real call FOR EXTRAS) reads, inside of the Church you find an IDEAL PARIS, a PARIS THAT MAKES Evry Body in the WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS DREAM and where all PARISIANS including women, are pretty, chic and elegant, multicultural, etc,… you KNOW, like on Morning Joe and at Jazz à Fip

Fkn’ Brisbane…
Australia is the Enemy to beat in 2032…
PLOT TWIST:
“We got five years », fuck-oh’s
HODO, HODO… pronounced JODO
as in JODOROWSKI_
by 2032 it will all be DUNE
LIKE AUSTRALIA… or SAMALAYUCA.

The poles are talking.

🎶 Tell us commander, what do you think?
Cause we know that you love all that power

¡Belgas!!! Maria Madeleine de Scudéry—ya no respetan ni la rue Victoria (Paris, Centre). Infra•Estructur•Ey•Shion attack, probably.

Is it on then, are we on the brink?
We wish you’d all throw in the towel

And, Stephanie Menou, Brontis knows that there ain’t no Badum-tisch 🥢 Here

Quick programming note for those keeping score… Frank Sinatra at Two minutes to Tú throws a Curva to the Peacock crew, and partner… D.A.T. is all Eye is going to tell the waiter… Garçon!…

and Chinito, chinito

P.S. Ray Cooder is of course, a “Sant A’morica” fag! Gooooooo, Dodgers.

Öüï do[es] it in Kilometers here… it’s more of a rounded task and easier to digest that π

MIKA ALONE, can fix Mí, period

1. This is a special edition tribute to The Rachel Maddow “Debunction Junction” gig list SHOW, with special guest, El Charro 🇨🇺 de María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza 🇵🇷 Charo… from 🇪🇸 💃🏼

Indeed, Rachel Maddow, indeed. I felt your re-vindication from last Tuesday edition of your 3:16 quote, except of course, that some people in la /r/rance cult thought that it was a real Charade, but Eye is here to tell you, it was confirmed as a real Union paying-gig. But i didn’t get paid. There is a reason for that, it’s called a BLACKLIST, and my name is highlighted.

2. Los acomodados, look it up Willie Geist, call it improvisation, the incomodos outside of the Hardware store call it a gig, a one-day job and if you do what you are told you just might make the lens and get a “that’s Mí in the corner” certificate.

Consider this the final stretch of El Obituario a don Pablo Barto•lo•mÉ, oriundo según el mismísimo Pablo, —de Segovia, España.

Y dígame usted, don Pablo —primo del ‘Glison’— ¿qué es un obituario sino’tra cosa que un corrido, o como dice Marty Robbins, —una balard… o algo así (punto y coma) pay attention to February 2017, that’s when i drink a toast to you._⛹🏽‍♂️

And Pablito, the Babylon Clause de lenguas does not apply on this ride, just sit back and let Mr. Karl Lagerfeld (check the entry log) direct you to your cubbyhole and listen to another band out of Boston.

Dancin in the streets [with hyaenas]
We were getting pretty good at the game
People stood in line and didnt seem to mind
You know everybody knew our name Livin on rock-n-roll music
Never worry bout the things we were missing
[But] when we got up on the stage and got ready to play Evry body listen… in Ivry.

X-más in July / Surfing UAE

🎶 All I need is a pint a day

F-35, Drones, and all of the $23 POINT 37 billion package–lobbying made by the Trump “inaugural committee” is a-go. Because, Fuck Yemen. Just like Cuba, right? And yes, goD bless little fucking Havana, i guess. Semiotics has got to invent a form of messaging for this level of hypocrisy

Öüï begins in Spain, where lawmakers there have agreed on a final DRAFT for what Umberto Eco would sure have approved —if Knot— called it himself “Ley de Memoria Democrática”, which it is fucking supposed to cure the Cancer of Alzheimer on “la Falange” del Primo de Rivera, not Diego—Pablo… A Pint-a-They, “a–they”.

It is incumbent on the word processor fellow responsible for this paragraph (Mí), to inform the non-reader of this particular wordpress blog (Ewe) that number one, i haven’t a fucking clue on who the caricature below is supposed to represent; number two, at the time when the eavesdrop was ah-happening, the fellow below ⬇️ was probably eating Nutella™️ crackers at SciencesPo while his current boss was eating mole con doña Gaviota en Cuernavaca… What a Difference A They Makes (re-arrangement for mariachi) :

DCE2C027-C2C8-48B6-A577-94470FF68B72…

 

And, Señora Carmen Lira-n-Roll Saade, please relay to the Hopscotch Crew at GRANMA and of course, doña Vilma Fuentes en La MAUB that, ÖÜÏ is no longer covering the bases on the good side of that fucking WALL in Guantanamo Bay Cuba. Los de la rayuela, however, Señora Lira, could perhaps maybe try with the performance crew of morenafrancia en La Asociación de Gilberto Bosques en París.

Well, i done told y’all that I’ve never been to Spain. Gawd Damn It! • ¡Más FRANCO ni los gallegos, májete.

So, you paint president’s portraits, eh?

“El arquitecto de tus lados incorrectos… 🎶 🛶

Porte-avions de nouvelle génération… for Saudi Arabia and the UAE. 🎶 The Sheik he drove his [FABULOSO] Cadillac He went a cruisin’ down the ville…

.:.
I want you to draw me like one of your French whores .:.

And Alicia Menendez, never mind Saudi Arabia and the UAE… remember the next time that you read “the book”, I did tell you all a few days ago —que ya valió, Belgas. And Nicolle, —if you are knot reading— i can hear the dirty little coodies bubbling like the last Alka-Seltzer™️ during an Epic hangover at the playground.

Coming to theaters this Fall. Leonardo di Caprio stars as Jack, and i honestly just forgot —What’s The Name of The Rose? Umberto?

Hey, JACK! The Sea of Cortéz called... he said that Puerto Peñasco (Rocky Point for gringos) told him that La Vaquita is fucked:
🌬💨🌊🐬🐮🐬🐄🐬🐮🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

Gobierno de AMLO abandona a la vaquita marina, que se acerca a la extinción

Anyhow, The Last Dictator on the Scene of Eastern Europe is getting a “La Vie Est Belle” review in Washington, D.C. —of all places— and with that in mind ÖÜÏ now returns to SIX DEGREES of Bacon bits on the Old César Salad diet regime.

FO’ist, and for the sake of skipping Eco’s NUMBERS GAME on pages 32º and 33º ÖÜÏ is going to create a new level of SINCRETISMO on the Back of El Toro de Guamúchil, Sonora, Fernando Valenzuela, Nº 34: “Let’s Play Hardball”

Miopía para principiantes (Tyson de Grasse Cave’s)

Deliverance: Squint like a pig.

And Roger, my friend, please relay to The American Priest who is sponsoring all of that awesome art at the gates of the Lord of Vandières and Cernay final resting place, that he might have to 🎶 squint [his] eyes a little closer, because i am beyond [his] peripheral vision… I am 32 flavors, —and then some.

Ladies in Gemini: Valga la redundancia, el rock del Éte. Interpreted by Joshua “gran belga” Johnson in the role of Jason “el flamenco” Johnson… and she’ll like it, Aussie — tAmBiÉn:

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Liste_des_statues_des_façades_de_l%27hôtel_de_ville_de_Paris# /media /Fichier:Hotel_de_ville_paris037.jpg

M. Mole will tell you, you have got to know your mole, is it made with that Ol’Thyme PiPoPe recipe or, Alicia MenÉndez (You Sexy mother of child) is the aforementioned moleprepared with the Hyde-and-sic variety from Puerto Escondido?

MOLES!!! Doña María! 💨

In any case, Joshua Johnson, you have got to know how to distinguish between your pasty Farmer John™️ Cal Perry Unions from your Medeas secret collard greens molcajetes in Veracruz… i believe that in Banderilla the natives there call that Dish: chayote.

I must insist, Mme. Hidalgo, your tourism board has no fucking imagination what-So-ever… pass the biscuits.

It’s Prime Time in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Paris, France, ya valió belga 🌬 🎵 It’s just another They, tun tun, Tune — Thun.

proméxico revisited 22/06/2017 “cero a la izquierda”

En contexto, hace apenas unas horas tuve la oportunidad de establecer contacto con uno de los representantes en París, Francia (knot Texas) de Zapantera Rosa, el colectivo que une a los Black Panthers y a Los Zapatistas en —valga la estrofa— un lienzo.

“¡Me castigaron por decir la verdad!”, el « Glison »

https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/06/27 /los-ang-eh-les-nineteen-eighty-four/

From the collection Eye Saved Andy Warhol and the producers of why I hate the Sixties 🇬🇧 comes the story of “El Campeón”, Track One of “*Urbanistoriasla hache was stolen « por una marca de cerveza »”.

Alessandro… you like Jazz?
_*!*_ Cuahtémoc, Chihuahua got the He! That year (2012) en Los Filtros… luego en el 2021 en Sonora contra el PUEBLO YAQUÍ son los agro-narcos los que se roban el agua… en el 2010, al GRUPO CARSO le regalarón el sub suelo acuífero de CIUDAD JUÁREZ, Chihuahua… aguas—you betcha, bitch!

Any how, Dr. Valenzuela, news from our conversation made our news radar after my brief conversation WITH the people that your political acolytes hate (Heine en francés del bueno) I mention this tidbit on account that after presenting my credentials to Mr. Zapantera à Paris he asked me how i, armando segovia, ended up in the homeless brigade of Paris.

Narrated by space junkie and physicist, Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Here’s a starting point, Alessandro: PEGASUS report, an Israeli company hired by the Mexican government to spy on all of who the then president Felipe Calderón Hinojosa considered his enemies… El diario LA JORNADA WANTS TO PEG THIS ON Enrique Peña Nieto, but it really belongs to ALEJANDRO Poiré Romero, ex-Secretary of the Interior (Gobernación) whom we happened to have covered at SCIENCES PO and The Mexico House at Cité International (75014) Universitaire de Paris back in 2012.

🎠

Al otro lado de La Mancha URBANA de Baltimore, Maryland:

DEAR, Eddie Gloude Jr., There is NOTHING — Nothing “Quijotesco” about Annie Karni!… Wait! Knot Karni, i meant to write Sancho Panza! And to picture the picture for Dr. Jason Johnson*… here’s the steal: 🏀

* Dr. Jason Johnson plays a Medical Pundit on the Dulcinea Wallace show.

1. First, because there is NOTHING — Nothing crazy about Annie Karni… FUCK!!! I meant to write Donald’s Panza ⛹🏽‍♂️

This is the picture of a Windmill, and unless you have talked to George Clooney about it, or read Umberto Eco’s “How To Spot a fascist, in six Bacons or less”, don’t you go comparing this synecdoche to El Ingenioso Hidalgo (not to be confused with Annie’s Torpes Tourism Tropes).

2. Secondly… Jonathan LeMire (AP Le Mire) should not get ahead of the graphics with his new toy, ‘the teleprompter’… It’s way too Early, to bring in Brian Williams long lost illegitimate nephew.

pg. 31 Recognizing fascism, by Umberto Eco (para freseados):

There was only one kind of nazism, and the phalangism hypercatholique of Franco cannot be labeled nazism because nazism is fundamentally pagan, polytheistic and, anti christian (“I Am An Antichrist,” but I am not a fucking nazi, Umberto) otherwise (says Mr. Eco) it is not nazism.

Oh, hey Malcolm Nance, now don’t go denying that you have been in on this joke (punto y coma) if only Chris Matthews was still around the peacock coop, i mean, he did have access to the NBC Video Vault. It’s on deadline, your comment about having ears and eyes on our phone is on Deadline with Dulcinea Wallace, and paraphrasing that exasperated trademark warning of yours, “we can hear you and we can see you”. I knew that since like the THEYS of “Operation Fast and Furious” from Columbus, New Mexico to Casas Grandes, Chihuahua.

3. Turn to page Tú, Besos 💋

It’s Eleven pm in Central Europe Times

The American Priest in Paris will Knot, and most ZO’itanly cannot let U.S. lie, because at 10h55 the bells of the church at Saint Estauche tolled for six minutes (punto y coma) and from Belleville to las Olympiades, all Asian food joints remembered their best customer, next to The Wu Tang Clan but youse got to factor in the fact that the Wu are a gang of madafakas (minus ODB) and the Biz was a sole customer 🥡 R.I.P. Biz Markie.