Tag Archives: Jackie Alemany

Bad Company — ISSY-Ewe-Can play with Madness 🕴🏼

Fcukers — La Nueva Pjaa 次

But first! Öüï switches it over to Austin, Texas, where The Daily Stoic is either painting his porch or peddling Russian “propaganda¹”… i see your 🦉 hooters 🦉 on that there Calendar of Wisdom and just for the sake of “short phrases” and “unknown flowers”, i raise you The Philosophical Herbarium.

次~. ˢᵒtsugi ; 186 mars/avril 2026 “TURN UP THE BASS, MOTHERFCUKERS

Do[lorem ipsum goes here] so Carpe Diem motherfcukers.

¹~. A Calendar Of Wisdom, by Leo Tolstoy.

Las comparaciones, María Antonia, por eso son odiosas… y por eso las ostras (y los ostros) están siendo robadas y robados de su única posesi⊕n, en fin María Antonia la paella de hoy incluye la almeja que Patrick se llevó :

https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/05/13 /las-perlas-del-perla-by-mabm/

… en fin Jackie Alemany, you say that you can spice up a mean paella, well Mí myself and off course, Eye, goes to the source in Valencia for the sake of pa’Lourdes in Pau.

J’te l’dis quand même, that this is a work in progress, but then again no, i never wanted to be a sculptor… that trade is for the fishes in Nice.

 

Can someone, anyone please put back the smile on Lorène de Sousbeille please, she sho’ is the bomb (Öüï ol’ and young agree 👍🏾) but that fucking explosion 💥 background is starting to get worn out ; how about if y’all bring in the garden girl for a fucking change FABIEN NAMIAS?

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次 … Next up : Karen BASS from L.A.

Don’t make me call out the boat-to-Pont Neuf³ and head over to Quai de Garigliano to kick your ass with some of that ChaYote that you seem to enjoy on the warmongering beat 🪘.

³~. It’s the same boat that Eye took to Cairo… i’m telling you Fabien, it’s fucking Madness 🕴🏼any 🦉 hoot 🦉 it’s that time again (after 61 of the 250 years) in ALABAMA when “the blacks” head on out to the bridge, to show solidarity we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) head on over to California’s 35th Congressional District where POMONA is on the ballot and that’s how Öüï’s going to fill that oval next to Norma’s name.

April in Bern… 🚗🍫💃🏼🃏

🚗 Wait for it 🏀-🏀-🏀, wait …

Get Bach — On Remonte Le Bach.

 

🎶 Ay yo tengo un carro, último modelo

Y signiora sirena Daniela, don’t—Ay say! Don’t believe La Claire because it thrives where the Sun don’t shine, any 🦉 hoot, Eye is the most exciting work of art currently crashing at La Bourse de Pinault, and that motherfucker knows it. Yes he does.

Say it three times… Eye There’s Ewe.

 

Here I Am—Baybee

I really pity the fool who believes that pizza 🍕 is an Italian 🍍invention… you know, like that fucking “Caesar Salad”.

En fin Jaqueline Alemany, it makes sense. It must be your Santiago Compostela side that makes you say such things but that’s not the problem, fuck no it ain’t Jackie! The problem is that you make me side with Jonathan Capehart and Évrybody knows that Öüï can’t stand that motherfucker.

3️⃣

It’s OK Eugene, Ewe may get a second coming of half-and-half for yer’ coffee.

What in the world is Jackie wearing today?

Will she, don one of the “it’s a small world after all” atuendos from the early Disneyland theme parks or, will Jackie go for the mid-West farmer daughter’s 👗 dress?

La frase maldita… needs a muy buena foto to go with that coat.

STOP THE WEEKEND ! ! !

Jacqueline Alemany can’t dance but she makes a mean Pa’Yeya !?… It’s like a paella 🥘 but it’s shaken not stirred, like the traditional Spanish gumbo.

You look like a gangster!

In Washington, Jackie Alemany raided Chilli Palmer’s wardrobe and she punched John Travolta’s snout to wear that Al Pacino’s leather jacket.

Any 🦉 hoot, Septic and who?

Bite-size affordability 🍕 the real pizza gate at Trump Tower.

Cruelty is their trademark and The End of The Road for American Exceptionalism.

¡Corre y se va!!!
El Bebé 🚼, La Policía 👮🏻‍♀️, La Sandía 🍉, …

 

Over at the Pierre Cardin Community College, style on the Mexican bingo is getting expelled. And over at the I.C.E. universe, Tocqueville would have a field day, and Napoleon III would be getting giddy-with ideas for Devil’s Island in Guyana.

I Wonder 🤔… why Sixto Rodríguez became a dry wall installer

If Ewe knows, Ewe knows.

I wonder, Raphaël Moran, i wonder 🤔, maybe if i would have followed the Buddy Kane mantra i too could have been a friend of Mexico in France:

The Legacy Touch, “in order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.” Buddy Kane.

 

Any güey, Stéphanie Coleau… what do you mean that France, is not attracting talent? You sexy thing, haven’t you heard? The Mexican president(a) is sending an up-and-coming whipper-snapper named ALEJANDRO GERTZ MANERO to take on the role of “LEAD AMIGO de México en Francia.”

En fin, Stéphanie Coleau, Öüï now returns to Salò : PASOLINI’s 120 Days in South Park where Jesus Christ stars in the remake of “Il vangelo secondo Matteo” acted by the 4th-graders of South Park Elementary.

The Circle Of City 🥡 Wok 💩 : escatología para principiantes.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /El_Evangelio_según_san_Mateo

Over at Times Square, Jaqueline Alemany is showing her TROU COLORS on The Weekend, “Jackie” only wants to hear from some (not) all of the viewers of the Aunt Gloria Show… find your piece, Jackie, go’ahead find your 30 pieces of gold Jaqueline.

Jaundice³ is the color of MSNOW

For context, previous to the EVICTION NOTICE handed over to MSNBC, the weekend show (aptly named) “The Weekend” changed horses (sort’of speak) before being tossed out to a “temporay tent-site” at Times Square but worst of all, the MSNBC/Universal contract was  stripped off of thier NBC credentials, and soooo ; if anyone is wondering why (among other cut-backs on the MSNOW budget) there’s a robo-weather segment instead of a ‘real’ weather checker, or why the “CHOPPER 4” shots stopped showing the Manhattan skyline before the break-to-commercials on the Morning Mika Show or, worst of all !!! Why AGENT ANGLE stopped reporting from the soon-to-be Russian Annexed territories from them Ukraine Girls, where this time around it was The WEST who left them bitches behind and not the other way around, well it’s because LORNE MICHELS wanted to occupy all of the MSNBC sets. There’s no other reason, Lorne Michels wanted a bigger set for his little Saturday Night Show.

³~. Mexican Yellow or Tijuana Traffic Hue

Deer, Lorde… You call that soundproofing

Tucker Carlson is onto something… it seems that except for the Wallace on “Deadline”, and the Scarborough’s on The Mika Show, all MSNBC contributors live “rent free” like it was in 1899.

The catch it appears, is that “la tienda” es de raya and like elementary teachers of 2022, the field workers must provide the materials for the presentation.

Anyhow, The Wallace and The Scarborough’s don’t have to bother with any expense that their fickle affections demand.

The Coq suckers behind bambalinas, on the other hand, well that’s another story and they have no way of distinguishing between el uno de mayo, and May Day.

And, Jackie Alemany… ‘exQui-ou’s Mí, as Eye looks at the MSNBC’s human resources department with Donny Deutsch.

Good gawd… Eye knows a guy, that motherfucker can have you sounding like Susana Puveda on the Moulineaux-es-es cabin booth… he’ll also throw in a high-speed military-spec box of glare diffusers that will put all viewers Aye’s on your iris. Call now, operators are standing-by.

Öüï joins the transmission after The Pentagon correspondent strangles her kids after those little fuckers interrupt another LORD TWITTER lift-off.

first Courtney Kube’s non-existent childcare at peacock central, and now Jackie’s basement, Eye doesn’t even want to imagine what sort of activities go on in there, jeez-whiz… Kind of reminds me of this mötley setup 🙈 :

… deer, Jackie Alemany, you’ve been promoted to the Business Development branch 🕊️, congrats! Here are the SPECS for that in-house waffle-adverotial that Ewe han no idea, D.A.T. Eye was going to throw at El Güey de tu early morning.

Jump to page tu.

At the Opera, Jackie Alemany stars as Valkyrie Brünnhilde

President Biden stars as demigod Siegfried…

Wit All Due, Respect is owed… have at it.

The Plot:

Jackie sniffs an entire can of Resistol™ FZ10 and turns into a wascally wabitt that came to supper, at Oliver’s with a Twist³.

³.~ Oliver’s with a Twist is the new Brasserie bar and grill in Prague.

Always the wet-tee-shirt consumate professional, Jackie shielded SEALed them nipples with 24mm shields.

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