Entonces pues, Raphaël Moran… ahora te presento a Javier Corral³

La música pública siempre es mejor… sponsored by Arrogant Bastard 🍺

Hoy no hubo Nancy.

Son las doce con Veinte con Nancy Zamber en el IMER, y lo bueno es que Nancy no lee este pinchurriento blog.

In this section, the student will show his or her (or whatever pronoun fits) command of the ASSOCIATIVE and COMMUTATIVE knowledge of the Things That Make You Go Hmmm 🤔 on the DISTRIBUTIVE property of cocaine in polite society in France.

Hoy no hubo Horizonte en la CDMX, Tláloc decidió tragar nieve de camarón eXótico and in that process la lluvia short-circuited the SEÑAL de PINK MARTINI por la página del IMER de She~in~Baum.

For the record, Siren… The Sundance Kid owes Mí $5 Bolivian Dollars and the son-of-a-gun chewed on my coca leafs like a syphilitic koala chews on eucalyptus.

My name is Butch Cassidy and Eye only wears Stetson’s from La Sombrerería de la Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Hello, my name is Johnny Cash.

³~. Javier Corral… en los tiempos de Lomas de Poleo tenía su oficina delegacional con la estaf…eta del Partido Acción Nacional a un lado del Pueblito 🍲 Mexicano, casi cruzando el puente de Las Américas por “La 🛣️ Panamericana”. IssybienvenidaChihuahuita.

Quesillo Quiff de una peda en Oaxaca… Sponsored by Las Margaritas de Tijuana (hechas en Ciudad Júarez) and other assorted carreteras del hijo favorito de Radio France en Saint Cloud.

I Güana Go To San Diego, Eye wanna go but Öüï is a Dodger fan [not a DRAFT-dodger, such as Donald John Trump*] on The Road to Escondido 🎸.

Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

Up next on France Tú : Prof d’Anglais… really³?

God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, WWII was for the glory of his son. Donald W.C. John. No G.I. Housing no Trump. God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, the father of the anti-Christ at the White House. Sociopathy 101 for Erasmus Students at la bendita Sorbonne.

Generals gather in their masses.

Congrat’s you are now a muse, let Mí amuse. And if you are going on a trip to OZ land this one is for you. And if you see Jim before you set out over to Dover, tell that Coq sucker that Mando said hi.

 

 

³~. Ewe know my papi used to say, there’s only room for one Bret in town, not a Clown (Badum Tisch) anda if you are going to play uno i  will bring and/or summon the Cardsand little ol’Eye Will put you to The Test.

La Ocho de las Ocho.

 

La Mur is when Love gets a sex change on the pronoun without notifying the Article… Brit, Bret and, l’Intrusé makes 3 and if you Times this by Seven you get heaven, but Öüï is fucking with Poison right now, not Warrant, so here’s to you Arsenal: Évry Rose Has Its Thorn and every Motherfucking Cowboy sings a Sad, Sad Song.

And then Ben•Öüï•Öüï rocked The Casbah with a TU PELO accent.

🎸 Some people call Mí Maurice, ‘cus Eye speaks about the Hipocrisy of López Obrador’s wife, that fucking SALOPE, de moreno en fRancia y de Gilberto Bosques en este día de La Liberación. 

Eye told you yesterday, Denisa Kerschovas-es, that it was a López not l’Opus de morena-fRancia y el club de La Pájara Peggy con voz de pito: Sí~que~Sí Georgina, y “¿no que no?. Hipócritas de Mil Anos.

Over at El Encierro, the 6am fellow the from Yesterday matin en France2 is a lucky guy. The motherfucker split the 4-frame del Bulldog… ¿Qué mas pues?… well, for starters Ewe coq suckers omitted the Question Marks (en Sevilla) that alone merits summer school, and of course when “mas” involves quantités you need that little tilde on La E de “Enrique”, en París.

Well… Eye never been to Spain, but we will always, ALWAYS have Casablanca, —Vania.

In Roma, in Roma the smoke plume out of El Encierro was RED, not noir.

Entonces pues, Raphaël Morán ahora de ‘media’ part, o algo así:

Más hipócritas que Jean-Luc Mélenchon en fRancia, pues únicamente “Los Amigos de la esposa de López Obrador” en la Sorbonne, and if you don’t believe me ask a PROF. there, so, what says you, Jim?

Breaking in Cannes, vía Perros Bravos en La Jornada, JULIETTA BIN•OCHO just squared the split, Öüï repeats, Julietta Bin•Ocho split The Square… Oh, The Humanity.

Who’s bringing the Ice Cream, “Brit”? I found a bag of Waffles outside of Krispy Kreme or Franprix, can’t remember the trash can, but the expiration date on the seals is from 5 de mayo, so Eye reckons that the waffles are still good but if KNOT ‘Bret’, if that’s even your real impersonation, I (Armando Segovia) could pull some Spéculos de Mil•anos.

 

Previously on, “For Your VIVA MÉXICO Rencontres Cinématographiques”

³~.

Welcome to my threshold… Happy Birthday Révolution, just standing here watching the world fall apart.

 

Never mind AYOTZINAPA, Omar GARCÍA, doña BARBARA CAROL de OBESIDAD and Eugenio DERVEZ will wipe clean the memoria de tus compañeros estudiantes MASACRADOS en las mismas 24 horas cuando STEPHANIE MENOU’s supervisor at Cité, pulled my journalistic privileges in France.

In local news, Mika Brzezinski and Red Psaki present the “Josephine Award” for hartistas de la democracia in New York City. At studio 43 of la maison de la radio on The Seine, Susana PUBeda presented the “Here Oh Awards” to a bunch of talented cunts.

Still to come, “Job Dating with Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg”

Ayotzinapa para cinéfilos, and a Bedtime Story for 
rance🟡CULTURE

 

Década de México en Francia… El “CheGuevara era joto.

SUDDENLY…

Jens 🇪🇺 Stoltenberg learns that SheInBaum will diss ZELENSKYY, and praise on the SAME day, a “masters class” in Mexican Cinéma at La Sorbonne.

Know your plastic, value your dress 👗 “you wild bitch!”.

After the break, PETER CAT RECORDING COMPANY renders “La Chona” and, “La Negra Tomasa” can’t get enough of those fucking Indians.

No, Donnie Deutsch, no… your Ewe Ass is East-Coast elite

A Closer look:

Fake WEST

Lo bueno es de que la esposa del presidente (la Müller), decían las SEGUIDORAS de John Mill Ackermann y del profesor Jim Cohen (IHESS) cuando se rasgaban los sostenedores de tetas, gritando:

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Ella (o sea la Müller) si estudió, no como “la gaviota³“.
¶ara¶hresas ¶hraseadas en ¶RANCIA.

³~. Actríz de telenovela mexicana, Primera Dama durante el desfile del Día Nacional de Francia durante El Año de México en (valga la re-dun-dun-d’Ancia) Francia.

https ://www .terra .com .mx /nacionales /2023/6/22 /esta-es-la-irrisoria-cantidad-de-paginas-de-matematicas-que-tendran-los-nuevos-libros-de-texto-de-la-sep

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🤸🏻‍♀️ Kiwi Titties reports… Sexo Educadores de Putas
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Thanks OBAMA!

Sorbonne Nouvelle… 50 ans de pipes culturelles

Just ask John Mill Ackerman and the Cohen clan.

Is that a ‘don Julio’ reposado you got there, Architect?

In this section, John Mill Ackerman is portrayed as what Eye told morena-francia that he was, once it became clear that as a ‘captain’ Johnny boy is a pussilanimus leader who hid behind a Julio Iglesias hug and Les JUPES DE su señora esposa, dicho de otra puta manera, John Mill Ackerman is a fucking Real Estate Speculator, here’s a file quote from that son of a bitch:

Buddy Kane: In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times

Nos vienen [o sea yo como reportero] a desprestigiar“.
Alicia Leos, tesorera (2014/2015)
Associación de Ley 1901 Gilberto Bosques Paris 


International Cotton-picking Pickers Day

Cotton-picking Pickers Day… with musical guest: METALLICA

In Hilo, Hawaii, son las diez de la Noche, which can only mean one thing en El Ruedo del Golfo de Mexico en la barrera de La Isla del Padre son ya, las Tres de la mañana en Central Daylight Time.

Now before, the good PERUVIAN posse from rfpp get thier empanadas up in a bunch, I ask you gentlemen… SAY, whatever happened to John Mill Ackerman? And how come when privileged Gringos like him take a handout (grant and/or funds) from GEORGE SOROS it is not —I REPEAT— it is not an abomination like with the rest of the mortals outside [or rather inside, if you are looking from the terrace of the CINEMA LILAS] of La Porte des Lilas do… that’s where the Left meets, right? And… how come when they (the Ackerman Sandoval, —famila) are in power the demands that they SCREAMED a trávers diffèrent arrondissements de Paris and ghettos in Bruxells, like say revealing all of their properties in real time and not in ‘DON’T LOOK in My WATCH‘ time, because of course they are representing a “El Pueblo Bueno” and they [la izquierda buena] are above reproach.

And starring as professor John Mill Ackerman… Peter Gallagher. And of course never ever, Ever Ever, criticize a dear leader in our Realty Firm of morena-francia, especially those who live next to THE ALAMO in San Antonio or, in Houston, Texas, or on Houston Street in Manhattan.

Nota a los elejidos de la erudita diaspora colombiana en La Emission Américas de Fréquence Paris Plurielle 106.3

El contexto de Ackerman y Cohen se presenta como una CONTESTACIÓN al comentario arribista de [Freddy*] en cuanto a las elecciones de mañana (por la mañana) en la sucursal de la OTAN en el cono Sur del patío trasero de los EEUU. Y no, mis queridos seminaristas de la Cité Universitaire de Paris, 75014, no es nada contra la democracia en Colombia, sino todo lo contrario.

*~. Or was it OSLER, i can’t fucking tell since there is no archive provided by your show. De cualquier forma, de aquí a cuando han tolerado el espíritu crítico (Frankfurt School, o chisme caliente?) y con qué AGUACATES van a exigir ese platillo en la NUEVA SORBONA del Jardín de Plantas en París?

Note to Montaigne and his fagetty slippers outside of the Sorbonne [proper]:
Emission Américas does not provide an archive of their conversations on the 106.3 of Parisian fm radio’s website. For this reason, our non-readers will have to take our ‘paraphrase’ of one of the statements made by one of the “HISTORIC PACT” mouvement spokespersons on today’s transmission.

Es la primera vez que una propuesta salida del pueblo va a triunfar, pero de antemano sabemos [o sea la IZQUERDA colombina de Francia Márquez] que el proceso está ya arreglado.

Sorry, Baby Blue 💙… There’s no rain 🐝

All the ‘pipes’ that fit

Rue Santeuil, en face à n⁰ 8, where investigative reporting goes to die. In a cultural way, of course… sponsored by some Association of Law, from 1901.

But speaking of “Deep” undercover investigative reports

L.I.N.D.A. is the Ex-rated version of G.L.O.R.EYE, Ey!

ESMERALDA Traffiking

BREAKING THE BFM… rfpp calls FRAUD IN THE COLOMBIAN election… coq Suckers that they are for John Mill Ackerman “El Pacto Historico” celebrates a los NAIPES del Nupes en Mélenchon.

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Breaking Ruhle 34… Knot to be outdone by The Fox News Network, MSNBC relEASes their own Deepthroat anniversary version for Wokies.

All the news that fit in Linda’s Throat.

But, FO’ist Fréquence Paris Plurielle goes to COLOMBIA por lo que “El Pacto Historico” llama, una verdadera MAMADA de segunda vuelta en las législatives de allá, y mañana veremos aquí en Francia.

Vendo en una cesta el agua y El Humo te lo regalo. La nieve está en la hoguera de las vanidades de La SORBONNA en rfpp.

Populism, like in Mexico is running for the “El Pueblo Bueno” tag. CONSERVATIVES in Guayaquil, are worried with Francia, Márquez on the other hand is the Carbon Copy of Andy Garcia in the role of Steve Martin con Ropa Vieja.

Privileged Endings

Over at FOX Props Central… Chad Hegseth gets a blow job from his Harvard Diploma. Rachel Champs-Duffy stars as the new VAUGHT NEWS super hero, The Green Blower… The Green Blower’s Uniform is always White because she can take like Fifty of her, according to the Kong Cooler on that set.

Goooooo, Avalanches!

Over at the Saint-Eustache annex… COLBERT is Under a Rest.

🎺da-da-da—Da-da-da•Da-da-da•DAH—Da-Da-Da- TA-Da-Dahhh-CHARGE!!

🎺 🥎 TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-DAH-DA CHARGE!!

Please kneel for the singing of The National Anthem

TELEVISA PRESENTA: “It was necessary to ‘invent the nations beyond an anthem, a flag, and a currency’ ». So we re-invented The Year of México in France at the House that The Second Empire built in Puebla (on rue Bolivar, 75018). 📰 Fair Use of N° 31 of Usbek & Rica, “PANIQUE DANS LA PUB”; dépôt légal: Janvier 2021. Note to editors: the name of the empires have been changed to protect the Umpires.

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

I’m SIRIUS, please kneel for the singing of the National Anthem… puto el/la que no cante en su Chante… because of the Coronas et. al.

Veuillez vous agenouiller pour le chant de l’hymne national 🌬 11C19473-F20E-43CF-A87B-05E7720FD8E5 🥎 “More cowbell! ».

Welcome, to the first 150 Year Anniversary Softball Tournament commemorating the first Metropolitan War in recent historicity. Home team advantage is awarded by default to some, Knot all, of the French luminaries that form part of the illustrated pictures at every elementary school in France. The Away team is composed of the current political figures that WHO, for better or WO’ist–are part of history in the making (punto y coma) with all due respect here is the line-up:

Centerfield: Serge “Lucien” Gainsbourg
Right field:
Left field:
Third Base: General Charles “Chuck” de Gaulle
Short stop: Vincingetorix
Second Base: José* Napolèon III
First Base:
Pitcher: Louise Michel
Catcher: Napoléon Bonaparte

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Napoleon_III

And… in TROU French fashion, WHO’s on First is waiting to find out What party is going to fill the Left and Right Field, while that gets settled please welcome the honorary “first throw Pitch” celebrity hero into the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, ladies in Gemini, straight out of Alesia,  Heeeeeeere’s Julius Cæsar!

The First 150th Anniversary of The Paris Commune Softball Tornament Tournament is brought to you by NIKE for those who speak Greek and, by Victoria if you are in La Colonia ROMA.

WHO is Afraid of THE PUB?

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 Da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

It’s Three Post Meridiem in Hilo, and 3 a.m. in Paris

Silly frog… [E]verybody inside of the grid of the IdF, is?
Anyone? Ah, fuck it, everyone (except Vilma Fuentes) is part of the bourgeoise. And i mean, everyone, except the aforementioned dama.

Where was i… where was i, ah—Yes!

For the record, add to our count on the CET front, what appears to be actual physical violence… so much for eradicating misery, but most important, the elements in a society that causes misery in the First Place… Anyway, Lawrence O’Donnell, i am happy that little “Layla” will be alright, and that President Biden will look after su mamá también (la mamá de little Layla, not the president’s mom).

“I did not come here to amuse (entertain) your family…”

https ://www .lefigaro¹ .fr /faits-divers /l-ambassade-du-japon-a-paris-met-en-garde-ses-ressortissants-apres-une-attaque-a-l-acide20210215

Fito Páez
Circo Beat, o algo así.
MARCADOR FINAL:
PSG 4 – Barça 1

We had arrived to the Westfield Cinéma Library* only to find one of the good people who work there posting a notice on the entrance door, which informed the library-goers that a break-in had been perpetrated at that brick, glass, and mortar site and that the Westfield Cinéma Library would be closed that fucken Friday, translation: i missed a week of investigative research about this, that, “Y tu mamá también.”

So there was only one thing for me to do, and that was to return on that week’s Sunday (my next scheduled reservation) and try to Ketch-up, which i could have if only those damn library burglars hadn’t also given Jason Wood’s “The Faber book of Mexican cinema” a « home » in another section (parking space) of the library catalogue WOO’s. It took me some time to find that tome considering that it wasn’t signed-out by another library user, but by the time that I did find that dang-on Faber book of Mexican cinema, there would be no time left to get into the soundtrack of “Y tu mamá también”, hence our Stylist coverage of Gulf’s, whales, and of course the theft of pre-hispanic artifacts coordinated by French auction enterprises.

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1. To the good people of the militant 13éme the following translation was made possible using an app called “DeeMple”, or something like that:

Verbatim:
I hope that you find it in the bottom of that most perfect heart of yours (collectively speaking) but most important, in that big superior and most intelligent brain of yours, THAT I KNOW and UNDERSTAND, that Le Figaro’s color scheme is Blue. Indeed.
However, i pray that the committee, or the people in charge understand that our non-reading target here is El Paso, Texas.
That is to say, professors, that for that particular market, if i were to color the Word “Liberal » in red, the Entire STATE of Texas would short-out. Because as every good Capitalist pig knows, BLEU is the color that most resembles “the left” over there.
We ask that your leader considers this small detail at your next Junta, with Pablo Gleason and the now extinct Pro-Mexico remnants at Libération.

https ://www .independent .co .uk /news /world /americas /exas-mayor-power-outage-facebook-b1803181 .html?utm_source =reddit .com

J’espère que vous trouverez au fond de votre cœur le plus parfait (collectivement parlant), mais surtout, dans votre grand cerveau supérieur et le plus intelligent, que je SAIS et que je COMPRENDS, que la palette de couleurs du Figaro est le bleu. En effet. Cependant, je prie pour que le comité, ou les responsables, comprennent que notre cible de non-lecteurs est El Paso, au Texas.

C’est-à-dire, chers professeurs, que pour ce marché particulier, si je devais colorier le mot “libéral” en rouge, l’État du Texas tout entier serait en déficit. Car comme tout bon porc capitaliste le sait, BLEU est la couleur qui ressemble le plus à “la gauche” là-bas.

Nous demandons à votre chef d’envisager ce petit détail lors de votre prochaine junte, avec Pablo Gleason et les restes de Pro-Mexique aujourd’hui disparus à Libération.

* « We », is used here not as a pun of Öüï but as a gathering of card-carring members of what used to be called the François Truffaut Cinéma Library.

Dear, David Icke, meet John Mill Ackerman

TimeStamp: 1000 hours in Central Europe Time

Hey Ewe:

It’s not the Cities, it’s the wether We love”… eh!

 Sleater Kinney

1400 hours en La Europa Central, mientras tanto, en Israel La mudanza de Trump a Jerusalem se consuma, y ni señas del Super Estrells redentor, únicamente de un demonio de mierda que se apellida Trump.

Anygüey, mientras la “trump—eta” suena, nosotros [los del staff] nos regresamos con Miss Tory y doña Tati, quienes discuten cuales son los chiles que le dan sabor al caldo, y a una que otra Salsa.

“What’s that Ewe said, Mrs. Robinson, Joltin Joe has left and gone away”… The Lemonheads.

…where have You gone ‘Moi* Camacho” our Nation tuned it’s misguided eyes to You.

* MOY for the francophonies.

Play ball!

… we now continue con la efeméride del #YoSoy132, o lo que es lo mismo: al César lo que es del César, y a la Verga las mamadas.

Tres en Una… ninguno, ni incluso la candidata han sido estrella para una película de guerra de Sean Penn, —not yet.

En México… en México no pasa nada. Bueno, a lo mejor en México si pasó algo, pero aquí en París el efecto manada (casi igual que en el video de la “Universidad” cultural de Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua) envolvió a “las fuerzas vivas” de una manera algo pragmática, selectiva y porqué no denunciarlo, convenenciera y hasta lambiscona.

Hubo algunos que aprovecharon la ocasión para desembotellar un odio y una ira irracional contra todo aquél o aquella que cuestionara sus “más puras” intenciones intelectuales, y hubo otros (los más vivos entre “Las Fuerzas Vivas”, que aprovecharon la ocasión para mover rebaños conforme a la fecha en el calendario; 18 de marzo por decir, o la tragedia o resbalón del presidente en turno que se fuera sucitando, pero ESO SÍ, cuando se trató de poner sus nombres en las invitaciones para congresos de mexicanos en el “exterior”, o en festivales de cine, o en expuestas de cuadros pintados, en estatuas de barro, debronce o de piedra, auspiciadas por el Servicio Exterior Mexicano de Enrique Peña Nieto; o mismo, de convivir en pachangas de “bobo” de Montmartre, allí si, amigo Gustavo, como tú comprenderás, la CremA y NatA mexicana se agasajaba como si fuera la pasta batida para confeccionar un puto pastel de tres leches.

…TimeStamp: 2300 hours in CET

Militar, tecnócrata… ratero,  ¿cuál es la puta diferencía doña Tati?

Anygüey, David Icke, we’ll continue to follow up with Miss Story’s “exclusive” softball game coverage of Miss Tati and in the next couple of entries we’ll get to Johnny “mis en scene,” in the mean time, here’s Simon and Garfunkel: