🎶 🗣 Y como era de oropel, se lo di a mi Tiny Dancer

[This is an Amnesty International Placeholder*]

But FO’ist!!! the « Chief Commander » is knot a happy camper to they, no-no-No-Nooooo! Lorde Lorne (motherfucker) how can you have the most recent matricula of SNL hint that STRONG:

one of the most well-rounded performers in the show’s recent history. She can act, she can sing, she’s hilarious, and she can create strongly realized characters with a good central gag

ah, and she speaks better french than that Floosy « Bardot ».

is saying goodbye to Live From New York!!! WTF, Lorne.

# 40 mis pelotas, Cecily is N° 1¹, period

¹.) Next to Gilda and Jane, —of course.

PS: ha’bout you take a Break, Lord Lorne?

And, Loss of Signal… Eye M. Groot! — Upon hearing that her doppelgänger² at Live From New York, [was about to get sacked, digitalized and Sold as Limited Editionmeme”] the most famous French in his story reached out to her new beau, a young Buck called Groot, (a handsome SumBitch) to say thanks for the laughs. On a serious note: Cathy Anne… Eye is in love with you.

².) Dangling participle courtesy of the Independent Nation-Island of SAMOA on the Rachel Maddow Show... Aussie, follows.

* Knot to be confused with a panhandler, eh! And Claire McCaskill, let the record show that the representation of Cecily Strong in the role of Catherine Deneuve is by an anonymous artist, Groot comes courtesy of La Mairie de Paris.

Later in the programming, it’s another edition of RUN, Pesquet! 👨🏻‍🚀 RUN Motherfucker 🏌🏻‍♂️ it’s Sports They à FIP, —in Rome… and « CONSTANTINE » is at the plate; de Algeciras a Estambul on page 15 of N° 2590 of CNewsMatin, Defendente Génolini HIJACKS the inning demanding that MLB release the Broadcast to Belarus 🛰

The letter K in baseball denotes a strike, un abanicó en Castellano et, KENTUCKY Fried Chicken at The Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes.

After the break, at the Bottom of the Second, Dario Moreno takes the Left Field and plots the Revolt of Hercules with Serge Gainsbourg, or something like that, but Eye wouldn’t know… it’s in GREEK, but i used to be a fan of El Pancracio, and i know that André The Giant agrees with Mí when we watch Gory Guerrero in one of his first battles of Lucha Libre [en la colonia Roma], here below is the great Gory against Ciudad Juarez’ native, El Vikingo.

And BARATUNDE’s love of The Police aside, be adviced that Steve Kaplowitz at El Paso Inc. is the only sheep worth saving in that Old West Texas radio Station: The “Q“.

IN WASHINGTON, Mars mom was hypnotized by Shannon Pettypiece into believing that she is the Lead Singer of FAITH NO MORE… Mike Patton is knot amused… especially when you consider that in her off-time Shannon is a satellite for the CLAP underground from Paris… [S]itrep and Sirene bullshit relay that a knock-off of Le Parisien CLAP began to appear in Australia, aussi… a bunch of old Jewish SDF’s from Le Kremlin-Bicêtre took the CLAP Down-under after the Parisian cops raided the Villejuif Underground… those motherfuckers.

And just to put a Cherry on Claire McCaskill’s vanilla cake U Think U are Falling 2 pie•ces

In Babylon 2, Mayor DiBlasio is re-interpreting Cri-Cri for gringos at The AP. Nicolle Wallace was last seen going through her Texas librarians rolodex, the pundit is trying to get a head-start with the lyrics of “Caminito de la escuela”.

And Mika…  LEAVE CUBA ALONEEEEE!… And Adam, don’t Öüï all have a little of Genesis en tous? After all, Willie Geist will tell y’all that Öüï is nothing but neutrons, electrons, protons and some, even have a little neutrino in them, Trou Story. Ask André, he’ll tell ya’… AND COUSIN JOE,  Stop It, nobody likes John Wayne before breakfast and especially, knot before a Siesta.

Like Ice-T, Eye can’t predict the future, but Öüï know that if youse add Long Island in the mix it’s going to be a Hit, WAIT JERRY, scratch D.A.T. — It’s GOLD JERRY! Au!!!

Aussi… please relay to the Big Case that Öüï loves Ale, many many Ale… 🏌🏻‍♂️


And in Washington… Mika had the morning off (Saint–Tropez revisited)

Still to come:
La mano de Bernardo Kushner

Venn Diagrams 101

Venn Diagrams 101 .:. 849A8FD7-4A3C-45F6-8C21-265326FA2CFC 🎭 Don’t call’em “concentric circles” BeeCause that’s reserved for Parallel Universes. Venn Diagrams, as seen on TV, are a bi-regional issue and that’s a different Equation… no matter how you slice’em, Ms. Ruhle, in•deed.

And, Cousin Joe, now would be a good time to ask if anybody remembers, Mexico? Aussi, Rev. Al, öüï is bummed by the spectral phenomenon that ails our decrepit iPhone: eddy currents and the fact that This BITCH called Justice is blind, and a Doberman Pinscher is her K-9 companion.

At past half noon, in STANDARD Soap-opera Time on the American Coast, the Executive monarch of them segregated States of America accepted his own nomination for the next 16 years, before El Infante Barron takes the throne. The room was filled with American Flags sewn with NO GLORY, and packaged, sealed and shipped from Shyna! In SHYNA!!!

From the time-slot, it is clear that the POTUS is really going for that “house-wife” audience in the Future Plantation and Concentration Camp territories of the Trump Empire. The Board of Governors of the United States Postal Service made sure of that, by laying the FIRST CLASS commemorative brick of newly privatized Postal Business.

The Answer

The answer : it’s a Revolution, bola de putos!

Go Ahead, El Paso… shoot the messenger. Again, just like you did during the Last (2016) Known Election of that Western Civilization Experiment of Washington. And remember, if you want to hear good news, just head out to Rosa’s Cantina… en la calle Stanton, where you can buy tickets for “Ring Side to The Revolution”, like a fucking “improvisado”, and don’t forget to BUY: Jabón del Perro agradecido.

Over at the Ari Melver Show… it’s the asparagus, stupid!

And Dr. Fauci went:
That’s not how the principle of wearing a mask in COVID–19 times works, now stop casting aspersions on the prevention.

https ://www .salon .com /2020/07/29 /trump-loving-texas-rep-louie-gohmert-blames-wearing-a-face-mask-for-his-positive-covid-19-test/

Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions

Ancient Aliens — Executive abductions .:. ADDFAFBE-68B3-40F5-8DF2-3D59BBD30706 👽 In ConTexto, the world will note that whenever Donald John Trump is challenged with an explanation to his outrageous remarks, such as his admiration of a white lab coat–wearing individual (apparently a medical professional) who muses about alien DNA, demon sperm, and of course proselytizes about the benefits of taking hydroxychloroquine to cure the Coronavirus, that Donald John Trump runs away (like a coward) by abruptly ending the daily rally from the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House… because that is what “War Presidents” are supposed to do.

https ://www .nzherald .co .nz /world /news /article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12351864

Anyhow, Black Spy, we here at staff are climbing up Babel’s Tower trying to put context into a cunt, it is not an easy adventure, Eye can attest to D.A.T.! In any case and/or scenario, Mr. Nance, so we are doing 1993 all over again along the Rhine, eh‽ Clearing up them old Nazi barracks and sending that Yankee Dollar back to the U.S., back to the U.S., back to the U.S.S.R.


The Army goes rollin' again

The Army goes rollin’ again .:. 2C6B4762-2814-4A57-BFA2-69E49713BC01 🤦‍♂️

March 1993, Sullivan Barracks Germany (where General George S. Patton began to die in December 1945). As a non–commissioned officer in The U.S. Army (a buck sergeant really) i personally saw (with my own lying eyes) how small business entrepreneurs from a recently open-market economy (Russia) took advantage of our unit deactivation and the “detail” of U.S. soldiers provided to these Russian entrepreneurs to disassemble and load the now “surplus” unit furniture into their Russian plated trucks. Six months later the Air Force would move into those same barracks, all of the surplus that went to Eastern Europe would be refurbished for the new “tenants”… Question, who’s gonna get all that surplus this time around, and who will be moving into Sullivan Barracks and into Heidelberg (where General Patton ultimately died)? The UKRAINIANS

But nevermind them Russians working for a de iure* president for life, because when the mail gets backed up on purpose by the non–union workers of the United States Postal Service or by the temp workers in that institution then you know how it feels to get fucked from INSIDE the HOUSE, Chris Hayes.

In Hilo Hawaii

And because we’ve been tracking a registered letter to a state building in Texas, mailed by–the–guey on the 4th of July, we [the staff] can attest that as of yesterday [according to the tracking system at La Poste] that particular registered correspondence just made, IT!, to New York City… so yeah, the report suggests that the constipation agent is self-administered, but we know nothing about them Chinese seeds toSuburbia”.

Oh, how Eye wishes that he could write with all of the humanity of a Jakob Hirsch Soboroff (he’s seen some pretty fucked-up things in El Paso, Texas, you know), but sadly if somebody, —anybody— decides to actually GET IN GOOD TROUBLE in Texas, that somebody better be ready to lick el fundillo of the powers that be, like it became the case with me, Armando Segovia, when a story about a SUBURBAN section of Ciudad Juárez (Chihuahua, Mexico) intersected with the political allies of Bernardo Gómez at The Unesco Headquarters during the first TRImester of 2016.

Programa de archivo

Programa de archivo .:. 9781C169-C9AC-4CE6-B801-A879E767E5D7 ⚖️
De Facto: when something is a fact, pero no se ajusta a una norma práctica.
De Iure: When Something tiene un Respaldo jurídico… like say from the U.N..
—_•¡•_— Take the Island of Chipre for example, en práctica (o sea, de facto) el reconocimiento político (de iure) sobre la soberanía de la nación en donde a la Afrodita se le ocurrió brotar del mar, se lo pasa por los huevos el imperio de Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, en Estambul.

“Two Minutes, Turkish!” pause:
US Ambassador Satterfield today visits Hagia Sophia after its reconversion to a mosque
https ://mobile .twitter .com/ragipsoylu/status/1288463896471310336

Of course, Siren you better than any Nereid know that while George Brassens might have succeeded in abolishing the death penalty in France, the de facto* Ruhle of the Land states that the only crime punishable by death in the ByLas of “the law” es la calumnia.

I will follow the law!”

The Hon. William P. Barr, responding to the Judicial Committee.

And so, by the power vested in Mí by Professor Pineda at The University of Texas at El Chuco, and the bullet-proof vest provided by the Sam Donaldson Communication Headquarters at the Cotton Building in D.A.T. D.A.R.E Old College on Mine[s]…

Musical guest

Musical guest: DA3ACFAD-646C-45C6-BB2C-20A853B0A6C8 🎙 Digital Underground and The Frisco Kid



🎶 The Humpty Dance is your chance —To Do The HUMP!

Anexo a “Los reconocimientos” …

_de la semana del día de la mujer.

[Si nos dejan…] El contexto en un video, a lo mejor mal hecho, a seguir. Por el momento lo que si se puede adelantar es de que los comentarios en el fallo del juez —al parecer— al servicio de “los porky’s” no están muy errados ni lejos de los comentarios oficiales de otros servidores públicos [de alto nivel]… por ejemplo aquí en París, en los anexos de el consulado. 

[Vídeo a seguir…]

Pero antes de arrancar, lo siguiente:

Persona más pusilánime no he conocido en el recorrido de mi vida
que aquél o aquella que desde el lado de cajones de un escritorio de universidad
se dobla las mangas de su camisa
[casi siempre blanca]
para indignarse y convocar a un grupo de gente encabronada
para salir a las calles a gritar y protestar.

[Mi primer encuentro con ese tipo de clan
fue precisamente en Lomas del Poleo,
Sr. Miguel, Pedro]

En Francia —se hacen las cosas* tan bien— que para la protesta,
aquellos que la convocan para llenar PLAZAS durante el año escolar
paran el circo de sus maniobras para poder ir a vacacionar…
de eso se trata
[señores y señoras]
el poder decir:
yo también soy derechohabiente.
Y —como dicen ellos— lo que se gana ya no se cede…
simplemente se pierde.

* Did you know that if it wasn’t for the French
we would not have the saying:
Uno para todos y todos para Uno…
así precisamente se manejan los enjambres de cucarachas
por no aludir a  los rat-packs y otros tipos de alimañas,
porque si de extremistas se trata, pues, da igual que su clan
lo escriban con “C” o con “K”,
como perilla de golpes, el staff les puede comunicar
que hemos estado del otro lado recibiendo
los puños de esas dos iniciales.

En fin, para cerrar este anexo, se les informa a toda persona que por aquí no viene a visitar, que el recuento que aquí se cuenta en contra de el IME, el SEM, y sus consulados en París y en San Bernardino, California— son argumentos lanzados en primera instancia —o persona— y no como un discurso de tarima politiquera; dicho de otra manera: no son recitados en tercera persona como la anécdota de un reportaje a distancia — lleno de indignación.



Live from the Sam Donaldson Center…

It’s Performance Argument
for Lomas de Poleo.
Musical Guest: The Violent Femmes

[Nota en proceso, context follows]. | Uso justo de todos los medios.

[Nota en proceso, context follows]. | Uso justo de todos los medios.

Good Morning.
Today is Wednesday 16th, 2016.
Ciudad Juárez —and Chihuahua— have a new set of politicos in charge. At the Border-Plex level a communicator became City Mayor. Over at the State capital, [en Chihuagüita], a party-shifter_behind-the-scenes académico has the ear of the Mexican Right… In Paris, he has the solidarity of the populist left—go figure.

The Big SURPRISE on this end, is a positive one. El nuevo alcalde de Ciudad Juárez, [al parecer] inicia sus actividades en Aguascalientes, es decir, el Licenciado Armando Cabada busca alternativas y diálogos al Sur del Bravo, y pues eso parece que pinta bien. Aguascalientes al parecer, es el único de los Estados donde imperó el PRI, y pues parece que en el esquema general de la rendición de cuentas, hasta el día de hoy, no se sabe de ningún robo del erario, o robo de los presupuestos, o malversación de prestaciones, o de otras muchas cosas que le pertenecen a la población y no a los integrantes de algún* partido político.

* el que sea
PRI, PAN [PRI-AN], PRD, MoReNa, Alianza [la que sea],
etc., etc., etc…

La gotas de una fuente fronteriza: 

1. “Carne barata“. Vía:  http: //arrobajuarez .com /masgotera .php?IDNOTA =45831&IDSECCION =Gotera&IDREPORTERO =De%20la%20Redacci%F3n

2. The Sam Donaldson Center for Communication Studieshttp: //academics .utep .edu /Default .aspx?tabid =67023

3. Quintana-Silveyra, V.M., en “Palabra Mayor”; Vía: http: //arrobajuarez .com /notas.php?IDNOTA =45315&IDSECCION =Palabra%20Mayor&IDREPORTERO =V%EDctor%20M.%20 Quintana%20 Silveyra

4. XHIJ-TV Canal 44. Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, México.