Dear, Olivier Compagnon*, are you hiring?

Digresión:

Hola, profesor. You probably don’t remember me, i’m the asshole that kept the secretaries busy when Dr. John Mill Ackerman (Ph.D.) and his Mexican Cabinet-level wife, Dr. Irma Eréndira Sandoval graced your students on how to be the perfect Mexican, or something like that. I stopped going to Dr. Ackerman’s classes after the first three sessions because i didn’t think that the secretaries deserved being treated like “viles halcones” at a Mexican ghetto every time that i walked in (punto y coma) i mean, to have them stop what they were doing and run into the classroom to whistle-in un, “Ay’ viene” was just not worth the hassle (for them, not me). Anyhow, profe, regurgito:

Carlos Romero Deschamps, dirigeant du syndicat des travailleurs du pétrole de la République mexicaine, a annoncé hier sa retraite, ce qui signifie qu’il n’est plus un ouvrier… Vía: el monoaureo (punto y chinguen a su madre🏀 👋🏼) Uso Justo de Todos los Medios y de todas sus mañas.

🏀 En Mexico, todo/a persona que vive y transa allí, por decreto presidencial es hijo de la finca del Señor don Andrés López de Santa Anna en Chapultepec o, en tiempos corrientes (for current cartoons) del Señor Pastor, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Are you hiring? Because if you are i have the perfect candidate to lecture all of the future political class of Mexican politics.

* Professor Oliver Compagnon is no longer (according to fip.fr) the director of The Higher Learning Institute of Latin-American Studies in Paris. In 2015 he helped the laborer depicted in the cartoon secure at least 26 Ferrari’s and a fortune to last for at least three iterations of French Republics… allow me to explain.

Jump 🏐 to page 153

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https ://www .franceculture .fr /personne-olivier-compagnon .html

🎺da-da-da—Da-da-da•Da-da-da•DAH—Da-Da-Da- TA-Da-Dahhh-CHARGE!!

🎺 🥎 TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-DAH-DA CHARGE!!

Please kneel for the singing of The National Anthem

TELEVISA PRESENTA: “It was necessary to ‘invent the nations beyond an anthem, a flag, and a currency’ ». So we re-invented The Year of México in France at the House that The Second Empire built in Puebla (on rue Bolivar, 75018). 📰 Fair Use of N° 31 of Usbek & Rica, “PANIQUE DANS LA PUB”; dépôt légal: Janvier 2021. Note to editors: the name of the empires have been changed to protect the Umpires.

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

I’m SIRIUS, please kneel for the singing of the National Anthem… puto el/la que no cante en su Chante… because of the Coronas et. al.

Veuillez vous agenouiller pour le chant de l’hymne national 🌬 11C19473-F20E-43CF-A87B-05E7720FD8E5 🥎 “More cowbell! ».

Welcome, to the first 150 Year Anniversary Softball Tournament commemorating the first Metropolitan War in recent historicity. Home team advantage is awarded by default to some, Knot all, of the French luminaries that form part of the illustrated pictures at every elementary school in France. The Away team is composed of the current political figures that WHO, for better or WO’ist–are part of history in the making (punto y coma) with all due respect here is the line-up:

Centerfield: Serge “Lucien” Gainsbourg
Right field:
Left field:
Third Base: General Charles “Chuck” de Gaulle
Short stop: Vincingetorix
Second Base: José* Napolèon III
First Base:
Pitcher: Louise Michel
Catcher: Napoléon Bonaparte

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Napoleon_III

And… in TROU French fashion, WHO’s on First is waiting to find out What party is going to fill the Left and Right Field, while that gets settled please welcome the honorary “first throw Pitch” celebrity hero into the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, ladies in Gemini, straight out of Alesia,  Heeeeeeere’s Julius Cæsar!

The First 150th Anniversary of The Paris Commune Softball Tornament Tournament is brought to you by NIKE for those who speak Greek and, by Victoria if you are in La Colonia ROMA.

WHO is Afraid of THE PUB?

🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 Da-da—DAH CHARGE!!

The Testing Roulette — on Deadline, with Dr. Lippy Roy

Full Disclaimer:
Eye is no doctor, but he did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn. With that in mind, this is, Adventures in Paraphrasing.

Testing is a diagnostic tool (🌡) not a preventive recourse (💉💊🧼) to treat COVID-19, with D.A.T. in mind…

A Closer Look

A Closer Look .:. 28D07618-1F5E-4FC5-AE00-63CEB388F4A3 ⚒🛠🔨🛠⚒🔧⚒🛠⛏⚒🛠🔎

if, you are the leader of an organization that employs and/or contract at least one person in addition to your immediate family members and…

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal

Re encuentros Cinematográficos Viva Gael García Bernal en la casa de Cuarón en Montmartre 🎥 27D4D8E0-14E5-4DAD-9780-6D2261E022BA 📽 Never mind the financial times, John Mill Ackerman, because you know that on the VERY DAY that you started your 2014 Fall/Spring 2015 semester at the Higher Learning Institute of Latin American Studies at Saint Germain-des-Prés and SciencesPo, Mister Jean-Luc Berjon was complementing your classrooms with doña Barbara Carol de Obeso’s volunteers for her Mexican Foreign Service film outreach in France.

Caveat emptor: the source is a paywall… https ://www .ft .com /content /ae1f61d8-d421-4b70-97a1-891a5e9d34b1

if, you are depending on the most recent Coronavirus test as a strategy for next week’s work week, then…

you might be playing Russian Roulette with your payroll.

“I put a bullet in the Chamber, six-to-one I’m gonna Make It, one-in-six I’m gonna die.”

13 de Septiembre — Objective Tere

Do you feel it?

Rigo Tovar:
– Indeed, I feel it, but Eye feels it in a different way.

Las Fuerzas Vivas
¡Viva la Revolucinco de Mayo en Septiembre!

Issy, Mr. Berjon, as the Sirens properly recorded previous to the 19 hundred hour Hoy No Hubo Jazz session, Eye might bee, “A bug on a rug in a building,” but that building was the Cinéma Étoile en el 20eme, and the occasion fue la antesala de lo que sería el llamado “Año de México, en la Porte de Lilas”, yeah, Buddy, –it’s a Trilogy.

Check it out, Mr. Berjon, and never mind Duncan Bridgeman on the congas, here’s what öüï are going to arrange, it’s–A–goona bee a rumba, and keep the “hache” out of it until after the show.

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /certains-l-aiment-fip /africa-mia-la-fabuleuse-histoire-de-las-maravillas-de-mali

People W.H.O. know

People W.H.O. know, know .:. 6481FCA1-7A37-43B9-B946-C7C6FE8994E4 🇲🇱 l’incroyable épopée du premier groupe “afro-cubain”, dicho d’otra manera, cuando Guantanamo era otra cosa en un mapa mundi.

Right now, Mr. Berjon, and for the next hour you will be the right-hand on the piano’s keyboard. Got it, Frenchy? Eye is going to make you part of the motherfucking soundtrack, meet Mí below at the 19 “hache” timestamp for details on who your left-hand in the bass quarters of the piano will bee. And no, Eye knows that Sabina Bee thinks that it is probably going to be her co-host. Pero, no. Aquí no es así.

[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 13/09/2020 in CET]:

Page 13

Page 13 — 6EDDA4D7-0CCF-4D75-8B08-A8F9F98BA123 — Featuring Nat King Cole sur les jupes de Susana 🎞📽 Comme chaque dimanche.

… gonna take a nap now, y si nos dejan, pues entonces habrá rendez-vous ce soir como a eso de las 3 de la tarde en Hilo Hawaii.

 

And in Washington: it’s Day Two of Hoy No Hubo Jazz

Hell froze over, and the Talking Head working at the Laundry Room sent us to FOX NEWS after a request from our favorite Orange County [California] purplest pundit, Nicolle Wallace. Öüï can now confirm what an Italian by the name of Dante pictured in his little book about Circles in the Underground: “Fair and Balanced” tastes like a cold Subway’s®️ sandwich… it’s boring.

Cousin Joe's new book

In a nutshell .:. A6B3A8FB-18CB-4A8E-9B9D-8E14E9E5E6B9 .:. Cousin Joe’s new book; pages from Foreword to Appendix.

And in Washington, former Flori-Bama Congressman and current Blind Alabama Dumb Country Baseball pitcher coach, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third (off-course) just wrote a book, it binds together 1000 pages and they all echo what this handsome fellow once said on Free Speech Tele Vision: It’s An Eminence Front over at the 45th version of the White House, “it’s a put-on”, or something like that.

And isn’t, IT!, ironic… over at Deadline, Arizona, the F.B.I. Wey is not talking, at least not inside of one of Nicolle’s frames, true to form on this section of the peacocks, Frank Figluzzi just went ahead and phoned, IT!, in over a “tapped” telephone line.

For the record

Page 37 of M, “le supplément au Monde n° 23514/2000 for Saturday, August 15th of 2020 “Screens on the edge” features something about how French cinema is adding pigment to its fabric and updating its codes. 🎬 4E8C417C-FE52-451F-8FA4-F44526107C7B 🎥 A quick search for the word “inclusion” embedded on any given dictionary returns this little pebble from a quarry: a body or particle of distinct composition embedded in a rock or other material.

51/50

For the record, öüï would like to relay that it is 2 in the morning in Central Europe Time and, that the devil did not make him do it. On the contrary, and as a matter-of-fact, the files from the Bobigny préfecture won’t let Mí lie, the task is what the Latins used to call, Propter Honorem, as in for the pleasure that the task brings, or something like that.

https ://www .yucatan .com .mx /mexico /cinco-periodistas-de-la-mananera-reciben-doctorado-honoris-causa

La reproduction d’un entre-soi, or as the “Brave New World” citizens of Le Goût [page 57 of M n°465, 15/08/2020] call it: the exclusiveness of a gated community.

Now, before we [the staff] thank Clémentine Goldszal for not reading us, we would like to remind le Directeur de la Création_ at el mundo de Le Monde, that because we happen to agree with the producer at 50/50 Collective, Laurence Lascary, we could not pass on the opportunity to relay to all battle stations that the issue of discrimination in France is not, we repeat:

the issue of discrimination in France is not on account of racism, but rather a reproduction of exclusiveness…

with that in mind, if any of our non-readers should knot-knead to cross-reference the above transliteration with our coverage of “el cinito mexicano en París”, enter the CODE: Rencontres Cinématographiques Viva Mexico.

Happening now at the convention, Sen. John Kerry is delivering one liners from Nantucket… Ketch-up! Get It?

Ándale, ándale – Chínguele, chínguele

MAYAPAN

“Con su permiso, dijo Monchito,” señor Yorch Ramos en Univision… but the following cutline must be read in Paola’s voice .:. 84312FDD-C95C-4CCD-B1CE-6C903F13DAB4 🌬 So! In Mean Greenwich Time it’s still 11 O’clock, and behind Vero la congresista is a subliminal message from The Justice League (at DC monitos), as you can appreciate from the pose on the littlest Superman (or Supergirl) on her Mommy’s LEFT ARM, it is not the muscle flex pose, but rather a “fist to the shoulder” it’s an ancient Maya body signal which means, and Eye quotes, « ‘inga tu madre Donald John Trump”.

Yada, yada, yada, —Say D.A.R.E. El Paso, is D.A.T. there a REZIZTE* jornalero original flexing muscle behind you (on the wall), but anyhow, let’s pretend that the Parisian nooner has not cleared the Central Europe Front and remind ourselves that in Hilo Hawaii it’s still “Saved by the Bell” time.

Chère Marianne — From the top*

Merci beaucoup, tout ce que nous avons besoin et demandons est de recevoir la même courtoisie que la France a exigé pour Florence Cassez alors qu’elle était au Mexique.

Après tout (ou rien du tout) c’est le même concept dans la jurisprudence, non? Un conflit d’intérêts ou une incarcération par étapes à des fins politiques est la même chose ici et en [LA] Chine, vrai?

Another One Bites The D.U.S.T. with Juliannie Tatelbaum

🃏 Hey, I’m gonna get you Too!

Smile

Smile 🙂 Key word here is A DIET en Inglés y, DIETA en Espagnol… and this Cousin Joseph is our Pilates episode of: Adventures in Anagrams, which the staff titled “Contrology”. Episode One focuses on Fiscal Transformation… ISSY, I’D EAT D.A.T., indeed, S.I.R.E.N.E., in–deed.

In Local news, según El Mundo de Le Monde, mientras los EEUU se desgarran las prendas para retirar la SUBVENCIÓN de equipo y herramientas de GUERRA a departamentos de policía en los Estados Unidos de América, La France is looking into the SUPER RICH (portfolios) to strengthen the social fabric of Marianne.

publicidad no solicitada for
The Rachel Maddow Show:

As read on “the front page of the Internet,” a.k.a., reddit (point) com/r

In Case you missed, IT!

In Case you missed, IT! .::. 7485C04D-91D2-4C56-A061-97A34EA9604A 🗓 yy-ddd* = 20163 ⏳, and you can thank Donald John Trump for the shift in calendars, for the record, IT!, happened when POTUS 45 order the 82nd Airborne from The School of The Americas (Ft. Benning, GA) to cross the Potomac… or something like D.A.T. —_•!•_— As for the “Arts & Entertainment” chain of events that lead The Nation to have a moment of reckoning with it’s its violent past, the vast archives of Reality TV in the vaults of FOX and A&E, will now become prospective evidence on how to KNOT play “policias y ladrones” on national SYNDICATED entertainment Chains… back to you Alice.

Le journalisme est une science humaine, c’est pourquoi nous apprenons à reconnaître nos erreurs

… dédié au personnel de l’ambassade du Mexique en France, et aux bonnes personnes du groupe des 6ème et 7èmes dêpot à la préfecture de Cité (bureau).

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Of course, Susana Puveda, tienes que tomar ese calendario ROMANO con un granito de SAL, or as Julius César told Vercingetorix: CAVEAT EMPTOR, « if you break it, You Buy IT! ».

9 minutes (years) of pleasure

9 minutes (years) of pleasure .::. FD142E18-F6E7-4B05-942E-0D76E1DE1FF8 🇦🇺 Moi, Aussi! “Eye Come From A Land Down Under, the Rio Grande 🇲🇽/🇺🇸.” Yee–oh soy Mantequilla! _ζ*-~-~-~-~ξ

Cinco de May0 Marathon

We [the staff] continue to Catch–up with May3 observances and today, to Celebrate the gringo’s take of Mexican Independence Day, öüï… first remind Saint David Ignatius at The Washington Post, that The Paladin* over at LATINUS, working as a contributor for El WaPo, conspired with a known NARCO operative in U.S. custody, in addition and FOR THE RECORD at the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, the target of THAT KNOWN Conspiracy (Florence Marie Cassez) was one of the subjects that I, Armando Segovia, requested to follow in an independent journalism project filed at the French Consulate in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (filed Nov. 2010) and under the auspices of The Skills and Talents French visa program. … just saying.

Anyhow, Willie Geist, on a day like May3 of 1957, your favorite team, the EVIL EMPIRE, aka The New York Yankees, celebrated with Champagne, —no less— the Brooklyn Dodgers owner’s decision to accept a plot of land just West of Lincoln Heights, in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, situated on TOP of a hill known as “the Chavez y Chavez Red Mexican Greaser RAVINE”, and move what would ironically would become my favorite Baseball team… San Fernando Valenzuela (n° 34) would seal the deal.

* Carlos (el paladín del gobernador de LA Hermana República de YUCATÁN) Loret de Mola

Yup

Yup, Eye hates to say, it! But it’s probably Mí .::. 25048730-F537-4943-B73C-791BFA76D674 ⚖️

AND IN WASHINGTON, also on May3, but in the year of our Lorde 1802… Washington, D.C. se transforma en ciudad, algo así como El Distrito Federal, pero en Inglés y sin castillo; eso vendría después en 1847, cuando el profesor John Mill Ackerman viajo a través del tiempo y él mismo envolvió a “los niños héroes” (Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar) en la bandera mexicana y los lanzó al precipicio de Chapultepec.

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

Le président de la République Emmanuel Macron s’exprimera s’est exprimé à 13 heures ce mardi 5 mai

https ://www .msn .com /fr-fr /actualite /coronavirus /le-président-de-la-république-emmanuel-macron-sexprimera-à-13-heures-ce-mardi-5-mai 

Dear, Susana Poveda: happy Earth Day; intermission continues

Exercise 2.

Instructions to student

Instructions to student .::. DDECC285-64B3-4498-9977-5D4BBEE2A7D6 🌎 In this section, the student will identify… N° 1, what the CHRISTMAS gift wrap paper on the frame is [🦠] for?; N° 2, what “la moral” on the lower right blue square of “Today” in French is, in a Mexican* context?; N°3, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN debe explicar las razones por las que él, —y su marido, la encargada del despacho de la Función Pública en Méxicoseserenarondurante su cátedra en el Instituto de Estudios Superiores de Latinoamérica, en París. Francia (ref: Sandoval escribió en su cuenta de Twitter: “Serénense, artistas. 1) Es un hecho histórico que Salinas (Peña Nieto) creó el Fonca (Asociación de mexicanos en Europa) en marzo de 1989 (2013) para mitigar las críticas al fraude electoral (Año de México en Francia, versión François Hollande).

* La moral, en México, es un árbol que da moras.

NoSeSiCreas las extrañas cosas
que ven mis ojos
tal vez te a’sooooooooooooo
ooooooom
bres

A bundle of Joy, Indeed!

A bundle of Joy, Indeed! .::. 94F9E128-EE83-4010-B2BA-9A5892F7307E 🐇 Straight from the Bright side of The Moon.

… Yos’toy tranquilo porque a fin de cuentas, pues yo Llame’spiné LA mano y naiden me lo platicó, ni tampoco lo obtuve de “terceras Fuentes”, Issy, la Tuna’stuvo muy buena; también supe en dónde salen buenos nopalitos y, desde  dónde  se EXPORTAN Repúblicas bananeras. Indeed, Chuckles, a huevo que sí, —it’s on my C.V..

Eye also happens to know

Jiribilla 2304 .::. F9F87E0C-FD03-4628-B6F9-4A9D37BF0F1E 🇲🇽 … “and all the Rhodes D.A.T. lead u.s. D.A.R.E. are Winding”. Jiribilla 2304 is a Master-level course in interpretation; pre requisitos incluyen saber preparar agüita de limón y saber en dónde se dan buenas piñas para complementar eso que los muy franceses llaman “figues de Barbara”, o figues de BarbeRIE.


In other News, Mr. Klobuchar, clean your basement! Ya’Bum!

Men are from Mars

Men are from Mars .::. 09898414-A7FF-4B96-A027-00732876FCDF 🍲Women are fucking crazy, probably because they come from Venus.

And in New York City, BriWi just went with the Big Bang Theory

In another world E.T. went: Thank You, sir, you are a god-sent in turbulent C.T. Thymes.

"It is What It Is"

“It is What It Is” .:. 0D9AE422-C12B-4AE2-8744-4F015A5389B9 —_•!•_— Ivanka Trump is a “Made guy”. Revenge from an easily Russian re-electable proxi-President of them United States of America follows, after a word from Russias favorite brand of toilette bowl cleaner: PECSI, and if you’ve eaten “Ahoga–Perros” en una obra de « maistros » en Coyoacán, then (motherfuckers) you”ll understand what Trotski was all about, A.M.I.G.O. Pablo Gleason de Viseur y Raphaël Morán de “proceso“.

Mean, while Donald Trump responds to Nancy’s invitation to deliver a cup’o Tea at “the” House, big “ear” in the Sky does the not-so-well hidden ear-piece maneuver over the BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Also, The Rachel Maddow re-run show just got cought up with ROBIN HOOD men in Babushkas on the How Comrade Joseph Stalin invented toilette cleaners show.

What Charan these more

What Charan these more?.:.D88925EB-4665-4055-B3F4-C952B8B93C92

Over on La Rue de Londres “247”, in Coyoacán*, Tank Commander Extraordinaire, and Salma Hayek lover, Leo Trotski is telling the ghost of F.D.R., “see, you stupid crippled F.U.C.K., Eye told you so.

And then D.A.R.E are them goddamned francilliens

And then D.A.R.E are them god-damned francilliens always being so Parisien, Eye tells you.:.1781505A-7D2F-4977-89A0-E93A87E47B32

Anyway, Eddie Murphy, another Tim Apple Cable bit the dust, so EYE guess… öüï might be out of Lord Lorne tomorrow morning; Eye mean we [the staff] have some news porn to get caught-on to, in any case, Eddie Murphy ain’t shit!

Dexter explains why Eddie Murphy ain’t shit, as read by Brian Williams.

Estimada, señora Hidalgo
Alcaldesa de La Ciudad de París

Please stand-by for context, in the voice of Eddie Murphy, —of course. For starters, Felices pascuas decembrinas, gracias por su paciencia con los pelotones y divisiones de esos Amigos que doña Vilma Fuentes identifica ( en buena onda estoy seguro) como “clochardos”, la pobre.