Le tilleul¹ y la gobernadora²… té de tila para “la torita” gobernadora

El tilo¹ and the Larrea tridentata² 

There is no dark side in Acapulco… as a matter of fact, it’s all Dark in Acapulco.

La experiencia de Morena en México, based on the collected works of EDWARD BURNETT TYLOR (from 1856 to 1861 A.D., the latter bieng the most difficult year of a rather disturbed República) who despite the turmoil of the epoch (Miramón and his Habsbourgs had been defeated and “Bomberito” Juárez installed the Liberal goverment with the help of THEM United States of America in Mexico City) managed to write a pretty good tome titled : ANAHUAC I,

Homenaje de Morena a Rubén Figueroa, por la 4T* en Guerrero

noviembre 11, 2025

For context, en su vida política del partido de Jean-Luc Melenchon, Sergio Ávalos es conferencista, fundador también de la Asociación de la ley 1901 (francesa) GILBERTO BOSQUES PARIS. En otros tiempos, por decir cuando pertenecia al Movimiento Por La Paz Con Justicia y Dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en el Instituto Cervantes (2011) o, mismo cuando re bautizó el hashtag (#) del YoSoy132 aquí en París (2012), y luego de “arrimado” con la caravana de los 43 de Ayotzinapa, don Ávalos se hubiese auto tachado como un “PALERO”, o como un “VENDIDO”, incluso como un “CHAYOTERO” ; al menos eso es lo que don Ávalos y su compañera de partido (Georgina Moreno) le gritarían a cualquier persona que les hiciese preguntas directas o que compremetiese su labor proselitista en la vía pública, es decir, durante manifestaciones por las calles y avenidas al pie de la Torre Effiel… por decir.

L’hommage rendu à Rubén Figueroa était « une grave erreur » ; il mérite d’être desitué : Eloy Cisneros³

Brevemente, para todas las personas que no me leen, me muero por saber la reacción de doña Moreno y don Ávalos siendo que, pues, tendrán que responder por el nefasto homenaje al que mató y luego violó la esposa de uno de sus supuestos héroes caídos durante la guerra sucia de Acapulco, o algo así.

³~. Jefe del Frente Socialista de Guerrero

ANAHUAC I, Chap. V. :
A Revolution. Siege and Capitulation of Puebla. Military Statistics. Highway-robbery. Reform in Mexico. The American War. Mexican Army. Our Lady of Guadalupe. Miracles. The Rival Virgins. Sacred Lottery-ticket. Literature in Mexico. The clergy and their system of Education in Mexico. The Holy Office. Indian Notions of Christianity.

Up next on France Tú : Prof d’Anglais… really³?

God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, WWII was for the glory of his son. Donald W.C. John. No G.I. Housing no Trump. God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, the father of the anti-Christ at the White House. Sociopathy 101 for Erasmus Students at la bendita Sorbonne.

Generals gather in their masses.

Congrat’s you are now a muse, let Mí amuse. And if you are going on a trip to OZ land this one is for you. And if you see Jim before you set out over to Dover, tell that Coq sucker that Mando said hi.

 

 

³~. Ewe know my papi used to say, there’s only room for one Bret in town, not a Clown (Badum Tisch) anda if you are going to play uno i  will bring and/or summon the Cardsand little ol’Eye Will put you to The Test.

La Ocho de las Ocho.

 

La Mur is when Love gets a sex change on the pronoun without notifying the Article… Brit, Bret and, l’Intrusé makes 3 and if you Times this by Seven you get heaven, but Öüï is fucking with Poison right now, not Warrant, so here’s to you Arsenal: Évry Rose Has Its Thorn and every Motherfucking Cowboy sings a Sad, Sad Song.

And then Ben•Öüï•Öüï rocked The Casbah with a TU PELO accent.

🎸 Some people call Mí Maurice, ‘cus Eye speaks about the Hipocrisy of López Obrador’s wife, that fucking SALOPE, de moreno en fRancia y de Gilberto Bosques en este día de La Liberación. 

Eye told you yesterday, Denisa Kerschovas-es, that it was a López not l’Opus de morena-fRancia y el club de La Pájara Peggy con voz de pito: Sí~que~Sí Georgina, y “¿no que no?. Hipócritas de Mil Anos.

Over at El Encierro, the 6am fellow the from Yesterday matin en France2 is a lucky guy. The motherfucker split the 4-frame del Bulldog… ¿Qué mas pues?… well, for starters Ewe coq suckers omitted the Question Marks (en Sevilla) that alone merits summer school, and of course when “mas” involves quantités you need that little tilde on La E de “Enrique”, en París.

Well… Eye never been to Spain, but we will always, ALWAYS have Casablanca, —Vania.

In Roma, in Roma the smoke plume out of El Encierro was RED, not noir.

Entonces pues, Raphaël Morán ahora de ‘media’ part, o algo así:

Más hipócritas que Jean-Luc Mélenchon en fRancia, pues únicamente “Los Amigos de la esposa de López Obrador” en la Sorbonne, and if you don’t believe me ask a PROF. there, so, what says you, Jim?

Breaking in Cannes, vía Perros Bravos en La Jornada, JULIETTA BIN•OCHO just squared the split, Öüï repeats, Julietta Bin•Ocho split The Square… Oh, The Humanity.

Who’s bringing the Ice Cream, “Brit”? I found a bag of Waffles outside of Krispy Kreme or Franprix, can’t remember the trash can, but the expiration date on the seals is from 5 de mayo, so Eye reckons that the waffles are still good but if KNOT ‘Bret’, if that’s even your real impersonation, I (Armando Segovia) could pull some Spéculos de Mil•anos.

 

Flavia, “Hold On, cus’ I’m Coming” ♠️ 🎩

And now, the conclusion of Kamel The Magician, long story short, the Immo Witch Sorceress-ese at BFM underscored him by 40% and a blow 🌬️  job 🍃.

It Was 20 Years Ago, when Joe Scarborough joined the KKK club… ⚾ yer’ Out! Motherfucker. Got cheese 🧀?

 

… ok, Kamello mío pay attention now and let me take you back to 22 Feb. to show you lo HERMOSO de Jenny en El País; that particular tirage turned out to be a “Special Edition” to be collected by more than a myriad of trash receptacles because on this particular print 📰 Pepa BUENO “sawed-off” the columns from the SPORTS and BABELIA pages of SPAIN as seen trough the literature of Julio Iglesias.

1939Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.

~. Note for the good people and friends of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog at the local PSG Bénévole Heart’s Club Band  💬 the “Mexican looking mustache” is not, i REPEAT, it is KNOT for the purposes of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog a Mexican Bigote my friends, but rather a BANANA used FOR SIZE to illustrate THE GAP between columns on both the IGLESIAS and SPORTS section of Spain’s FLAGSHIP newsprint, El País.

… that trick, coincidentally if not ironically tore off a significant chunk of JULIO IGLESIAS during the swinging London years when according to the sawed-off face of Ignacio Peyró, Britannia le hizo a JULIO lo que EL AIRE le hizo a Benito Juárez (o sea, que ni lo despeinó) and here’s another thing you don’t know: Julio pulled that off in a place where Iglesias was more an ALIEN than BOWIE ever was.

Allow Mí to display that battle plan for your Eyes only Kamel, only your Eyes but I am going to have to SACRIFICE both of your wrists for snatching that hour from my Winter sleep.

Which is why, Flavia, my deer… Eye is asking Ewe all at number Tú, to SPRING 🌱 Forward to, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS because TO THEY, it’s the Greatest 🎩🥊.

16 de septiembre, 2016 ∴ hoy marchan

Les frescos de la salle de garde, secret Patrimonio in plain sight, today Öüï begin to by re-visiting Saint–Louis, 1 Av. Claude Vellefaux, 75010 — CED_EX, for more reasons than the orgy which, began to take shape on a tour bus that departed from there, —no less.

Ma sorcière bien aimée, ISSY, ¡Viva México, ratones!

“They’re just the interns”

Meanwhile at Longchamp, I’ve seen that movie Aussi, Alix.

Gaviota, el son de Georgina y Alix.

Si yo fuera Lionel Messi, metería de materia un gol por la puerta de Dios.

Hoy no hubo cafecito on the Katie Phangs Show

Segovia y Serrano

 

“So it goes”… of butchers and nazies. And contrary to what Mister Asvazadourian ⚜️ says about the Parisian weather report, it’s fucking raining, fucking Sun King ain’t doing shit right now, that bum is lollygagging around sleeping on the job, “dock that frog an EON’s pay for nappin’ on the Orbit”. Öüï had to go to the Opus (they) to cut GarcíaDIEGO at the PASS 🤠.

Lola y La Ciencia… no tiene arte.

https ://twitter .com /AsvazadourianJP /status / En este día soleado en París 🇲🇫, les deseo un excelente domingo ☕️🥐 /s=20

There is a Mingus Among U.S., period!

… and Reverend Al, even the IMER weekend edition hostess agrees, “It’s not a VACATION, it’s a Sabbatical if youse Kosher and a Hiatus if you practice what you preach.

Meanwhile, the very fellow that wants to unearth Nancy Reagan’s “I pity the fool who just says no to drugs campaign” (G. Darmanin) is predicting that MARINE Le Pen is going to win the next French elections, tough call for a Current Secretary of The Interior to make, especially when your boss, the motherfucking President of France is trying to make his point on the magazine Racks of Marianne. Suffice to say Ambassador Asvazadourian, this tale reads like a Tijuana Bibles for the land that worships the flashing boob, ALSO, aussi, no “Arabia dresses” on school grounds, you can smoke all you want, or fuck your teachers brains out, but no “Arabia dresses” in the classroom.

Persiana americana.
The Cherif is a Widow. Banda Sonora by Count Basie.

Armando a Segovia y Serrano — You Are Welcome

Saturn is the opposition.

 

8—⬆️… Luis I. Rodríguez, Winston Churchill y Francis Bacon³ are in bar, hilarity ensues when Alfonso Reyes pomps his bombo-ass into the joint holding General De Gaulle’s hand.

³~. Weststeijn, A., in the “J.O.T.H.O.I.,” January 2011, Vol. 72 ; N° 1.

Personally, and with all-due respect, La Nueve did her part, but Hidalgo’s place (for now anyhow) would be nothing, but for La Operación Antropoide, en Praga; not PRADA, and especially (k)not the one in MARFA, because this here, well this is, the TIJUANA BIBLES, bey-bee.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Tijuana Bibles

The Tijuana Bibles, like a mix-tape for your eyes and it’s not like you can get Mad at history, the TJ Bibles were the working class youporn of the 1930’s. According to Art Spiegleman, the fellow with the MAUS comic book under his belt, the TJ Bibles:

These books could have been christened TJ Bibles either as a gleefully blasphemous insult to Mexicans, or as a distant preamble to the North American Free Trade Agreement, or else to throw the FBI off thier tracks, or because the West Coast border towns were places of perdition.

Page six of “Tijuana Bibles : Art and Wit in Americas Forbidden Funnies 1930s ~ 1950s”
Simon & Schuster Ed’s., Rockefeller Center, 1230 Avenue of The Americas, NY-NY.

 

En Praga hay dos personas que representan el exterminio. Es el líder sudeto-alemán Karl Hermann Frank y el recién llegado Heydrich. Es necesario que uno de ellos pague por ello».
Palabras del coronel Frantisek Moravec, jefe del servicio de inteligencia checoslovaco, a Jozef Gabcík, en octubre de 1941.

CENSORED

👯

Executive Declassification

Canada 🌽 Dry : AEUMC or how I learned to love Vicky Carr… Canada joins the USMCA panel against Mexico on transgenic corn.

Sámara Joy y La Placa de Gilberto Bosques en Marseille

La Doble U {W}

Bitches’ Brew Bolt

And, Charlotte Bee-Bring, Denis Soula can go fuck himself, Aussie. It’s the Five Continents sessions, no sub-divisions allowed.

🤸🏻‍♀️

Sorry if I misspelt your name, I’m Mexican and all I want is Taco 🐕 Bell, and here is why.

Y

But before Öüï brings out τhe sixth letter in the alphabet { ζ } Eye regrets to inform you that don GiBo is not going to make it to that O’l Port in the Ségobridges de Massalia, in don GiBo’s place Öüï summoned another Gil, this one from Brazil, pas de La Plata because that’s another thing in l’Argentina.

La Concha de Saint Jacques and a Connecticut Yankee en-route to Galicia.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip/marseille-jazz-des-cinq-continents-avec-samara-joy-et-gilberto-gil

And without further, ADO here’s an excercise in the magnesium del museo de la gymnopédie del día del PERRO en la Colonia Miguel Hidalgo del Excelentísimo Embajador de Francia en México y el Kinder de Frida Kahlo en “el Cinito mexicano”… Films Sans Image e Ideotas sin imaginación:

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Speaker Kevin is to Iggy what Pop is to The Weasel, and The Whistle is blown by Trump. The Whistle—The Weasel.

 

( ͡° ͜ζ °͡ )… Degenerate dog abusers should rot in hell, unless they happen to be in Bibi Netanyahu’s army of Torah preachers, if that is the case, then they should go back to Poland in the pre-atomic age, —Oppie.

And, James (not that one) the following time-delayed link is nothing more than pure co-incidence, and I swear that I am not now, nor have ever been a member of the “last letter” organization.

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Florence Cassez Strikes A-Gain 🖖 Mano Manu

Tommy Thom, Baby Small and middle-of-the-road tactial members del Club de La Mano Pachona; Pointer, Tall, and Ringo… meet our Muppets syndic Mano Manu and his wife Mais-non Mais-non.

🚀

https ://www .politico .eu /un-doigt-coupe-a-ete-envoye-au-domicile-de-macron-selon-le-procureur

And Starring As Thom Hanks, el présidente Macron.

 

Ladies in Gemini, with the annual mandatory vacations at France Public Radio and the on-going Hollywood Land strike, Öüï the staff have no other course of action than to look up into the dark sky and, watch the Zodíacos do their thing in the confines of, The motherfucking Twilight Zone.

☄️

But first, Eye wants to touch base with Marie-Louise’s coke, Eye has some weed, perhaps Öüï could roll a primo. It’s a pushpull kind of high, or 👇 if youse know what Eye means. Personally, They say that Frosted Flakes is where it’s At, Beck.

At the same time, but in another institute, other pendejadas were taking over the stage. I mean, how can I compete with those three little witches? They are fucking adorable you son of a bitch, —but not in a Donald Trump/Ivanka way, o.Kay?

³~. July 12, 2023, @AsvazadourianJP… say hello to Diego, nice Pussy you’ve got there J-P.

Must be the season of the Witch, pues, mister Embajador Azvazadourian.

Marie-Ange continues:
Dans le jardin des Halles, il y a une vieille dame effrontée et facétieuse, Marie-Louise, je la connais bien. Elle verse son rouge dans une bouteille de Coca, goguenarde : « les passants sont plus gentils », dit-elle. Je les croise souvent, elle et son « Coca ». Par un jour lumineux, je la sens inquiète. Après plusieurs hospitalisations suivies de mises à l’abri temporaires en maison de repos dans la région parisienne, les services sociaux lui proposent un hébergement, loin, du côté de Compiègne, le transfert est imminent. Entre inquiétude et soulagement, elle a sur elle les photos du lieu, une grande bâtisse dans un parc. C’est majestueux, il y a de l’espace, mais que deviendra sa vie sans son « Coca » et le secteur des Halles, qu’elle écume mollement pour répondre aux besoins du jour. Dernier échange, havre, liberté, perte d’autonomie, je ne sais, l’histoire s’arrête.

BREAKING KNEWS… wait for’Em#

Ladies in Gemini, as the good mechanic in the Role of a Life Time in the Asteroid City quadrant of our Milky Way Galaxy, “Évry thing is connected but nothing is working”, JUANITO GUANAVACOA is projecting his “estado fallido”, ahora hasta con MOTONETOS, and considering that it was with “motorcycles” that Juanito Belmont “alias” Guanavacoa started his career as a goon for old CHARROS in Mexico it’s not unusal that he gets a FRENCH RETIREMENT and a performers VISApaid for by that FRENCH “I.V.A.” and Euro-taxes.

MORALEJA, Excellentissime ambassadeur, and to quote McCartney’s lyrics, “no es lo mismo, no seas mamun-IA, que AI-mamón”:

The next time you see L.A. raincloudsDon’t complain it rains for you and Mí.

And starring as Cantinflas — Johnny Depp

Transliteration in Cannes… it’s next to Juan, nigga!

Play Ball! ⚾

… y Cañas también!

But FO’ist I switch Mí over to Santos-Senoux-de las-Boobies, where sources close to FOX NEWS en Frejus relay that upon hearing that Chi Chi Rodríguez was holding a lecture at a small bibliothèque de Là France de Macri*, Steven Segal sent a pelotón de Vichy Fascists to interrupt the former protège of Snipes and Swayze.

El Sol Azteca se murio, don Mario, y resucite usted al tercer día, o algo así.

*~. That was Julie Newmar’s pet name to a young Emmanuel Macron, and that is all that Eye is going to say 💋!

En fin, It seems like only Yesterday, that Sophie y su CGT had warned the Film Festive Crowd that if the big bad King didn’t stop talking to his little finger thumb (Pulgarcito, pues) that Los Rieleros de Nantes would then, as a consequence, turn off the lights at Le Cinéma.

But you know what they (those motherfuckers) say , “If youse gonna hit al Gorrión de los Sparrows,” then you better know how to navigate the Siete Leguas on The Seven Seas.

Sneak peek.

Lo sentimos, pero su princesa está con otro chato, Chato.

✍️

Merci, Mario.

This is the exact moment when La Kerschovas dropped her Tati™ bags like she just don’t care and put a whoop-ass on them Mushroom-headed toad guards at the park 🏞️… hilarity ensues when Sodexo® confuses a judo 🥋 champ for Kanye West.

Knoting Knews in The Güest.

🪠

Synopsis: Florence Cassez scores a gig as an executive with Sodexo™

Note to Juanito Guanavacoa y los hijos del quinto Patio de Perón y Gilberto Bosques en Marseille… :

lo más culero* dice La Juventud venezolana de Guadalajara en Jalisco, es de que Cronos³, sí Saturnino, ese mero, el mismo de los anillos 👁️ confunde a La Peda en La Logía con La Gimnasia de La Magnesia.

*~. Look it up, Deer.

³~. ⌛ Pedagogically framed, my deer-panther, if Jo’dumb ass follows conspiracy Tories in the House of Lords, then you can begin to equate The Astros, but be-aware, for the Blue Jay Güey, takes you to Adan Jodorowski’s girlfriend garden in Veracruz, while The Long and Winding Rhodes will take you to Pershing Field à Vincennes y, pues ESO ya es otro rollo.

Bitch came from Planet Claire!

SUCK MY FULL MONTY…
pinches EnCuerados de Plata.