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Entonces pues, Raphaël Moran… ahora te presento a Javier Corral³

La música pública siempre es mejor… sponsored by Arrogant Bastard 🍺

Hoy no hubo Nancy.

Son las doce con Veinte con Nancy Zamber en el IMER, y lo bueno es que Nancy no lee este pinchurriento blog.

In this section, the student will show his or her (or whatever pronoun fits) command of the ASSOCIATIVE and COMMUTATIVE knowledge of the Things That Make You Go Hmmm 🤔 on the DISTRIBUTIVE property of cocaine in polite society in France.

Hoy no hubo Horizonte en la CDMX, Tláloc decidió tragar nieve de camarón eXótico and in that process la lluvia short-circuited the SEÑAL de PINK MARTINI por la página del IMER de She~in~Baum.

For the record, Siren… The Sundance Kid owes Mí $5 Bolivian Dollars and the son-of-a-gun chewed on my coca leafs like a syphilitic koala chews on eucalyptus.

My name is Butch Cassidy and Eye only wears Stetson’s from La Sombrerería de la Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Hello, my name is Johnny Cash.

³~. Javier Corral… en los tiempos de Lomas de Poleo tenía su oficina delegacional con la estaf…eta del Partido Acción Nacional a un lado del Pueblito 🍲 Mexicano, casi cruzando el puente de Las Américas por “La 🛣️ Panamericana”. Issy–bienvenida–Chihuahuita.

Quesillo Quiff de una peda en Oaxaca… Sponsored by Las Margaritas de Tijuana (hechas en Ciudad Júarez) and other assorted carreteras del hijo favorito de Radio France en Saint Cloud.

I Güana Go To San Diego, Eye wanna go but Öüï is a Dodger fan [not a DRAFT-dodger, such as Donald John Trump*] on The Road to Escondido 🎸.

A mosaic… 📐 If eWe can Keep, It!

4 clicks right, 1 up…Light Breeze 🍃 from NNE 🎯

In Paris to They (those motherfuckers), Marco Rubio is in town, the Reich’s Secretary of State will meet with Flore Caron of the france musiques to discuss the possibilities of incorporating Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, into the the opéra ballet 🩰 for handicapable cripples, according to sources close to Abbott (that motherfucker), the governor will audition Last, with the Prix du Kitsch 🦽,

… and Stéphanie Rhule, i got good at being great when Eye heard your passion on my Nightcap.

Yes, BFM… Öüïknowdis. Now let’s fuck like on Manic Mondays and then Öüï goes skateboarding 🛹 like an Egyptian.

If you motherfuckers had seen the 45° on the Baby Sequoia in front of that fucking Stone you Coq Suckers would have known that Secrets, indeed Adelina, are in PLAIN SIGHT💅🏼

Ever heard of The California Pinto League? I had some friends there… ⚾ but that is not the point, the point is that today the Sun hits the ground in the Cour de la mini milpa de Châtelet and so the shoots go in the pot, where Hierba-Buena is feeling peachy like a Mojito à la Cour de la rue Gabriel (75008).

She don’t lie, she don’t lie… Cocaine

It’s a perfect day near and around Ramsès-es-es obelisk, the skin feels like Escondido in winter but without la neblina mañanera de San Diego… if you’ve ever been.

Any 🦉 hoot, Pablo Torre, nice apple… did you catch the Fed Powell going Badum-Tisch 🥁 on The Easter Bunny. Eye tells you Pablo Torre, “Évry news you take, Évry post you send” is on The Synchronicity album, the rest is nothing but a Wayne Newton on a James Bond film (remake).

 

Atando ⛽ 💧 cabos 💧 con 💧 BFM’er TV

Hoy no hubo GAZOLE, in essence, the CGT is pulling a Jimmy Hoffa with Total™️… O algo asi.

Take the 101 from the East, South to I-5 and Exit at Escondido Road, and have an Arrogant Bastard Ale, not too many before heading over to the Animal Shelter Memorial Ballpark to beat the fake Franciscans at San Diego.

Told y’all “Last Friday,” that « la gota » was being rationed like pussy at a Purity Ball.

En fin… Faros™️ a la distancia, an El Camino story.

Uso justo de El Camino.

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Mattress Sale — SUNDAY, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!

Memorial Weekend Edition

Live from Paris…
May 28th, 29th and 30th of 2016
by: staff

Meanwhile on CNN during while the protests were going on… "A moral wake-up".

Meanwhile on CNN  during  while the protests were going on… “A moral wake-up”.  |   USO  JUSTO  de  SAN DIEGO  y  SEA WORLD NEWS… context follows.

TimeStamp 04h 45m CET… context follows.

Coming soon to theaters near you: You Get The Government That You Deserve… special sneak peak on the interwebs —and of course MSNBC. | Uso justo de San Diego y los llamados "breaking news".

Coming soon to theaters near you:  You  Get  The  Government  That  You Deserve… special sneak peak on the interwebs —and of course MSNBC. | Uso justo de San Diego y los llamados “breaking news”.

If you are in the area [San Diego] grab yourself an Arrogant Bastard [Ale].

Dear Chris Hayes [Mr. Peabody nominee…],

Thank you for not getting me wrong [this time around]. I’ve been blogging it all along: THE SPECTACLE IS THE CAMPAIGN.

Because Media —like good beer— Matters. | Fair use of hairy guy and some pretty serious beer advocate guys.

Because Media —like good beer— Matters. | Fair use of hairy guy and some pretty serious beer advocate  guys  fellows… go ahead, don’t be shy: leave a comment.

Here’s a message to  the  Fusion  crowd… if you don’t go out and vote: your protests won’t mean a thing. No matter what the Interwebs say.

When John Wayne answered a Jody casting call

Nimiedades: ¿Por qué John Wayne no pudo reposar sus huesos en Arlington?

Nimiedades: ¿Por qué John Wayne no pudo reposar sus huesos en Arlington? | Fair Use of Media… context follows.

TimeStamp: 11h CET [time now – Monday, May 30 ]

Memorial Day…

continuing coverage del cotejo de efemérides

noticiosas, con rabiosa actualidad.

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Dear FRANCE24 et. al: uso justo de los medios para poder medir el peso de un espectáculo. | It used to be [i been told] that the Verdun celebrations used to have a ‘papa’ Le Pen aftertaste. It’s been said that the significant value of the Mitterrand/Kohl’s ‘hand-in-hand’ picture rests on taking the Verdun celebrations from the European extreme right. Since the 1980’s the Verdun observance has been seen as an opportunity to celebrate reconciliations. || Por el Otto lado de Estambul, pero hace un año, el señor Erdogan insistió en negar que jamás el Imperio otomano, con el apoyo de los llamados “Young Turks“, haya logrado asesinar [en un genocidio] a un pueblo de esa región. A ese genocidio se le conoce por el mundo entero como el genocidio de Armenia.

Ahora  un  Public  Service  Announcement  para la gente bonita de La Chaveña:

El domingo habrá ley seca en el estado de Chihuahua, la medida de seguridad se toma [más bien se receta] para que Teto y El PRI se vuelvan a imponer, allí mero en Chamizal Square. [Context follows]. Lo que resiste apoya, dice el refrán —pero los beodos [el día de la elección] esos siempre resultan ser insoportables. ¡Salud!!!