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… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

Deer, Nancy Zahmer… te invito unos tacos en Hong Kong

Hoy no hubo fip… All Eye Needs is One Mexican (rasuradita)

Previously en China, Nuevo León… Heresy in Hell : God Is Dead, Évry body’s got Something to hide except for me and my Monkee.

She’s Crafty… sings to the moonlight with a Zeppelin sample of the Holy’s

Issy-Eye wanna fuck you like Bambi’s mom

Cigarros a Hong Kong

The booking agents at Morning Joe have no fucking imagination, the minute that Eye descends to El Averno to search for Martin Scorsese in the role of a Cabalistic hermit Jew, the booking agents at Morning Joe go to Tijuana, that’s right Nancy Zahmer, to Tijuana to look for the last bus from NORDAKA to Hong Kong, hilarity ensues when cigarettes suffer one of those “beautiful tariffs” imposed by Donald Trump.

Entonces pues, Mika Brzezinski…siganme los buenos, pazzz’Ajeros!

Super Actríz — Jumbo

Dante? That nigga owes Mí five Bucks… dicen las huerkas.

Por Mi Raza Hablará “El Piporro”.

Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

Nordaka… cigarros a Hong Kong

Deer, Cousin Joe, you can never go wrong with a Whataburger, but that won’t prevent you from being a sum’ba—bitch.

… and Claire McCaskill, you’re not silly when you say that Morning Joe is a Baseball Snob job for Boston and New York.

But there’s hope for you congressman, you just have to renounce your faith in Nancy Reagan. Just say no, Cousin Joe! Just-$ay—Know!.

Anyhow, Senator Gallego, get to work and stop campaigning. And here is why:

… because after an entire 1000 days of war in Ewe🏗️Crane🕎 the only thing that is going to get you the spick vote back are the sounds of the missiles and not your pretty mug.

Suicide Solution — AOC para Chile y Chile para AOC

Hello:

Here I am bay-bee… hello from just another locker in France, follows.

Efemérides*:

Just the facts ma’am. Are Ewe sayin’ that 🎶 A orillas del Río Bravo, hay una linda mujer descuartizada en una fosa del señor gobernador?

 

NORDAKA: HOMENAJE a Marcel Marceau (1923–2007)
https ://www .jornada .com.mx /notas /2023/08/29 /espectaculos /le-culte-de-la-personnalite-ne-me-motive-pas-c_est-plutot-le-culte-du-travail-qui-me-motive_jaime_lopez/

International Day of the Disappeared…
featuring the Hartistry of Fredy Cats in France.

— 70 AD, Titus ends the siege of Jerusalem after destroying Herod’s Temple. And the story of JESUS CHRIST begins to be get drafted by a Roman-Jewish “madrina” who went by the name of Flavius Josephus.

… y aunque no te de, —La Ghana. This is, Last Week (Aug 4, 2011³) To They… because whether the good-people at the Agence France Presse remembers or not, “[B]etween 2001 and 2008, the organization of the Gulf Cartel and Los Zetas was collectively known as La Compañía (The company)”.

Le Gabon, El Mali, and The Niger. Wuah-güa—WA.

— 1960 Rosalino “CHALINO” Sánchez Félix sees his first “Flores de mayo” in a ranch called El Guayabo in the state of Sinaloa.

https ://www .axios .com /2023/08/28
/us-declassify-chile-nixon-coup-briefings-cia

And later in the programming:

— 2014 Charles Clyde Bowden (b. July 20, 1945 – † August 30) was an American non-fiction author, journalist and essayist based in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was best known for his work documenting violence on the Mexico-United States border, especially in and around Ciudad Juarez.

Trafficking defendant: I was a DEA informer…
and Next Year, this happy fellow is going to be moving to FRANCE, where Amnesty International is already scheduling his domiciliation appointment with one of the many welcoming associations of the French Law of 1901.

³~. https ://www .chron .com /news /article /trafficking-defendant-i-was-a-dea-informer

Osiel Cárdenas Guillén is a Mexican drug lord and the former leader of the Gulf Cartel and Los Zetas. He is currently imprisoned canned at a prison in Terre Haute with a release date of 30 August 2024.

 

And so Öüï begin in Gabon, but first, if you are keeping track you might recall that all that Öüï wants is for Florida to sink down Bermuda way, and right now it‘s Primetime in Talla°has°see° 🌬️🌀🌊 and the perfect storm to surgically cut Florida from the Mainland has made landfall 🌪️⚡🌧️🌪️. Our thoughts and prayers are with y’all; R015.

https ://www .euronews .com /2023/08/15 /ecowas-military-leaders-to-discuss-niger-coup-at-ghana-summit

After the Eye of Idalia passes by the I-95, Governor De Santis will have to shake President Biden’s hand, photo-op which, the governor then will will then use as a PR ad in a PAC ad.

*~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /August_30

Jaime López*… El Hombre Que Amaba A Los Perros

U.S.A.! U.S.A.!! U.S.A.!!! U.S.A. en IV.

After the Break… It’s the Return of Florence Cassez at The CDG followed by Mongolian Cuisine at Roland Garros, and to celebrate the First 1000 Years of Mt. Saint-Michel en Bretagne… it’s The Prodigy with their #1 smash hit, “Smack 🏉 My 🏉 Bitch 🇨🇵 Up”.

 

From the producers of John Wayne, comes the story of Fuck Juliet & her entourage at Roland Garros and la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau, aussitôt.

Da’Santos ⚽ come marching in 🪶… Everybody must get stoned.

*~. Not the one who went to New Orleans to dance Zydeco with my Uncle Lalo González “Piporro,” before my uncle se fuese a fumar faros a Hong Kong.

Cualquier parecido con morena-francia, es pura Coincidencia Pura con mis paisanos en Francia… ¡bola de contratistas Sinarquistas!

And not to draw any para-lelos, but don’t let the portrait of León fool you, and as a matter a fact, the Jaime López found on Padura’s beach is no different than Brigitte Bardot’s documented relationship with her dogs and the estranged relation that the French bombshell (not to be confused with a cherry bomb) had with her First-born.

 

Rabbit hater… maybe the cop likes Korean cuisine.

…

 

My Kind of NARCOS — NORDAKA

Proof that “norteños” are professionals, as opposed to their  “sureño” counterparts in México, where Öüï can’t re-iterate this enough, there is no fucking god.

“The Gulf Cartel Scorpions Group strongly condemns the events of last Friday, March 3 in which unfortunately an innocent working mother died and four U.S. citizens were kidnapped, of which two died. For this reason, we decided to hand over those directly involved and responsible for the aforementioned acts, who at all times operated under their own determination and indiscipline and against the rules in which the [Gulf Cartel] always operates.” In an unrelated “manta” tied on the guardrails of a POPULAR BRIDGE, The Gulf Cartel kindly reminded the population to KNOT forget to SPRING FORWARD this SUNDAY after the Emilio “El INDIO” Fernández statuettes are passed out, literaly.

Note to Father James and Amira AL-SHARIF, this is the part of the Play that Öüï likes to refer to as:

AMLO : Nous ne permettrons jamais une intervention militaire américaine au Mexique³

INTERMEZZO
and/or
intermezzi³

³~. Plural form of an intermission.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/09 /estados/ apprehended, ‘the shit’, leader of the Gulf Cartel in Reynosa

With that in mind ⊥, and before Eye takes a look at that Da Vinci’s  “SOUPER SUPPER”, please don’t forget overlook the fact that for this theme, Mí remains fixed in an orthogonal sector and, “by extension, orthogonality (as explained for the MASSes in wikipedia) is also used to refer to the separation of specific features of a system.

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After the Break, The C.I.A. at TuLane University admits that the agency “helped” the current Mexican populist government to hit the competition of el cártel del golfo, in SINALOA. Over in TEXAS, our man in TuLane, also relayed that ELON MUSK is buying the State of Texas, except for the Austin City Limits known as the outer limits of KING RANCH.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2023/3/10 /The CIA reveals that it supported the AMLO government in coups against the Sinaloa Cartel and fentanyl -303400 .html

Act V: FROM L.A. with love… and Denisa, my Deer:

And, Nathalie Piolé, love of my 7 pm life, 20h in Kiev, this is, American Dictionary Mí.

Matches? ÖÜÏ don’t need no stinking matches!
Exhibit “J-SE”. For no particular reason, the subject of North, Central and South America popped up in the middle of Mí time, Ewe know, minding my own business listening to Pedro Navajas interpret the cántico del Padre Raúl y el monaguillo Andrés, when speak of the Devil, in walks Father James, accompanied by a pair from the Saint-Eustache latin dance ensamble, not to be confused with the Saint-Eustache Art Mouvement, because that episode is in another season, and under different impediments³.

³~. Before “gaslighting” made the big time in the worlds of dictionaries.

Later on the Stand-up Show:

Jesus walks into a bar and as soon as the barkeep recognizes that nigga, she asks of the Superstar, “¿Chuy, z’at Ewe, motherfucker?

And, the Lord and Savior responds, “Serendipity! D’a fuck you doing down here? Last time I ran into your CAUSAlidades was in Jersey at Pundita Bonita’s pad; if my Memorex serves Mí right, you two were celebrating Clam Chowder They!

And Salma Hayek responds, “yeah, that bitch still owes me 10 quid,” adding, “say hey there Baby Jesus, ama, deus?

And, Robert Downey Jr,. responds, “bitch, please! Did you see what how she let Jim Cavezel go through all that stupid-ass Passion, just for working with Gibson! Eye mean, come on, Évrybody knows that Alanis Morrisette is a Telecaster lover.

huila, nf. Prostitute 🪁

Page 42, #142

MARS 2013

CAUSette…

NOUVelle forMule…

Where is the truth? Asked Father James after the discussion about North, Central, and of course SOUTH of heaven and, the subsequent pachanga that followed with the SEDE (Saint-Eustache Dance Ensamble) on the first floor of the place where Évrybody knows your name and for which, on that particular occasion, the script called for The Dario Moreno Dance Troupe.

SEAN PENN

Sage homme reports.

huila, nf. Kite, or Papalote 🪁

Any how, KERSCHOVAS, you know that Eye love Ewes, but I’ll juke you if you ⚔️ Mí! So don’t go starting any Jousts!!!

En política y geografía lo unico verdadero es la lucha libre… y siempre es mejor la música, —viva!

Where’s truth, a mini-reprise for Emily Minera, MUNºera about The Night Before goes here… This Space For RENT!

º~. Munera, not Minera, because the “minera” was my Wila (pronounce with an Aitch in front of that Double Ewes Bee) en El Chuco (915).

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Amira 🎯

está es la cumbia del SELENOIDE, coil up deer, viene de COA🪁

Please be also advised that your name at Saint James² arrived as part of the theme, which by the way Eye does not have the pay grade to select… any how, Öüï had summoned them Travelin’ Wilburies from “La Zona del Silencio” a few Theys ago, so, Ms. Al-Sharif, when Eye says “Eye got my i set on Ewe” is on account that “El Potrillo³” is the son of the one known only as the “Dark Horse” behind the “Wonderwall”; and in this sense, madame, may I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto, intoduce to you, The American Priest in Paris, El Padre Jaime, de Knew Heaven, Connect-I-Cut.

One last thing goes here:

Note to editors… please jump to the MARCH of DIMES,… no not those ones¹⁰

¹⁰~. Not the ones who got rid of Polio in the U.S. under F.D.R., marchofdimes . org

huila, nf Bicycle 🚲

Those Were The They’s, my friend — Let IT!, be (3x)

And in the role of Mother Mary, Katie Phang…

Arquetípicos Arquitectos:

https ://www .bfmtv .com /international asie/russie /mikhail-gorbatchev-dernier-dirigeant-de-l-urss-est-mort_AN-202208300732 .html

Leoncio Ornella at the MAL 217 es testigo, pero yo no sé si sea de Jehová 🎷

Anyhow, Let It Be, in Mexico the little league is about to get dumber than an ERROR, ON ACCOUNT THAT MATHS SCIENcE and also Spanish, will no longer be thought in some communities, mostly where “el Pueblo bueno” lives.

 

“Two plus two equals five” (2 + 2 = 5)… Wrong: 4 = 5 ∴ 4 + 5 = Number 9, Number 9, Number 9…

 

From the Télérama: in France the problem with Maths is THE ELITIST nature of the Education Tourism Boards.

Öüï is going to switch gears from baseball and switch, IT!, over to La Lucha Libre (75005), it’s the battle of the Kay’s en Japonés {or} maybe it’s Chino, Thailandés, “I don’t know, I don’t know… tum-tum-tum”, all Eye knows is that that cacophony is Knot Tagalum.

And, Katty Kay… youse the Referee, —love.

Now, Eye knows that there would be nothing sexier than to have the 2 pundits in full Tropicana regalia from El Ey in 1984, but Öüï is going to go for Funny here, so, close your jeepers after you finish these Lines and picture the K’s in Full Inflatable doll 🎎 SUMO regalia.

So, without any further to do, too doo, tú dulcemente, LADIES IN Gemini ♊. Never mind the national anthems and wipe your ass with your National Flag, which ever drape it might be. “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble™”.

Juanito de Cancún worked here… And, Rachel Maddow, before you jump to conclusions, please be advised that there is MOOre to The Picture, than meets the SELF, es decir FLACA, aside from the GREATEST reference of ALL time, Alex Wagner’s research Monkees would still have to coordinate The Astros in The Southeastern Plane of Consequences.

Fighting out of the Orlando corner, she blows out of the Little Havana Crew with a record, and a law degree. Her secret weapon is a daily truck load of Kimchi that exhales waiting for her opponent to inhale. Fueled with industrial grade Kegogi Cheese 🍜 ramen Katie Thang is prepared to inflate the distance.

In Case Ewe is wondering, hoy no hubo Jazz

Smile 😁, youse on fagRADIOgraphies…

Over at france musique, Denisa KersSHova is all wet, ISSY, she’s dancing in the rain, in Naples (Florida—no less)…

It’s Raining Narcos

And, Denisa Kerschova, how-ah’Bout that bandwagon of Viejas Feas from CNEWS matin, Eye tells Ewe, de Niza, thèse people mustha’ve graduated from the Paris Tourism Board at the Matamoros chapter of La France Alliance in Antony, Nueva Espagna… feudo de CEMEX y de Qatar.

Tengo orgullo de Ser del Norte
del mero San Luisito
porque d’Ay es — San José³

https ://distancem .com /from-hong-kong-hk-to-monterrey- mx

Luchaaaaaaaar᪪ªªªn, dedos caidas a très Éric and the phallocrats versus Lizzy and the Vag’s.
This bout is sanctioned by Les Arènes del Coliseum {and} is SanCtioNed as Always®️, by the Nevada State Commission {not} Vania®️… Vania is barred from getting anywhere near “SNOW” on account of her Crack conviction.

Cigarros a Hong Kong, on account that in Australia 🦘 unos FAROS, a la distancia Will set you back an ARM, a LEG, and your Kidney Stones.

https ://www .lexology .com /library /detail.aspx?g =645089c4-d6d9-4b5e-810d-34ac2fe985c7

³~. de Las Panochas, Mpio. de La Zona del Silencio en Ceballos.