Stanley Kubrick’s “Cinco de Mayo” Space Odyssey in San Lázaro

It’s the 11th Hour at The BBC.

Ah yes… the Navy guy. Australia is the Enemy!!!


1847: la Ciudad de México es invadida por tropas estadounidenses (batalla de Chapultepec). Se destaca la actuación de los Niños Héroes.

Over at the IMER Noticias en tiempo diferido, la doctora Estefanía Cruz sobre simplifica la situación del hijo de Joe Biden, and with the “recelo” of JOHN MILL  ACKERMAN and a French waiter’s attitude, the academic assures’ the IMER Noticias audience that “when the evidence finally is presented” the Republicanos will show that, “Hunter Biden is a ‘nini‘ que no hace bien las cosas“.

https ://www2 .politicas .unam .mx /cri /?page_ id=2003

The good doctor, however, could not answer how the Hunter Biden Affaire affected Mexico. After the break, Eye will tell you coq suckers how the Hunter Biden Affair affects Mexico’s biggest pride, o como dicen en el banco del bienestar de los Amigos de López Obrador: las benditas R€M€$A$.

Masiosare, un extraño enemigo.

All the knews that fit…


In local News there are no poets at MSNBC, Issy, Öüï knew this. And over at the Beaubourg, l’histoire de Blois* has an RDV with Macario³, the greatest movie that Stanley Kubrick never had the time to make.

Y aserejé-ja-dejéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípiAserejé-ja-de jéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípiAserejé-ja-dejéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi

³~. Blois / 26th Ed.
*~. Pronounced /blwa/ with a snooty delivery.

Slam poetry is for fags.
A faith experiment in on every stroke.

Sobre las olas, a Space Odyssey in 2001

To paraphrase the Serb at the U.S. Open:

If Jaime Maussan had a fancy-schmanzie Greek last name like the Ancient Astronaut Theory guy, or a very British nomenclature such as the one from The Lizard People show, Icke! Maussan would get the recognition that Stephen Spielberg got from that hypocrite actor of “Morning in America”.

But earnestly, Stephen Spielberg remembers the time when N° 40 invited Stanley Kubric to the White House showing of E.T., according to Spielberg, Nancy was sidéré after she got off of the “Back To The Future” DeLorean, on account that, “a number of people watching E.T. who know, that everything depicted in that TOY STORY STORE is absolutely true.

Eddie Terrones the Extra Testicle for MEXICAN Senator… the Niños Héroes from Chapultepec approve this transmission.


And starring as Florence Cassez : Cléopâtre Bordello del Rex

Did ‘ya “borrow” or « steal »… What are you, hijos of the Paris Craiglist Tourism Board? da’Phuck outta here.

Let’s re-cap, in the next segment I am going to revisit the use of the word RENDITION, from El Chuco – Texas no less, because that is where this tangent (Agence France Presse) touches MIAMI, La Calle Ocho, and of course, that place called ‘little Havana’, in the meantime I challenge each and any of you cocksuckers at La Sorbonne’s Annex to come up with the antonym of that noun, ‘rendition‘ because “rendition” in the way that ANTONIO GONZALEZ interpreted that legal concept for the U.S. in América court system is not really accurate, rendition is a close cousin of SURRENDER, and if HISTORY is going to remember the Bush Dynasty in all of it’s “verdigris” glory, then the word KIDNAP, ABDUCTION, or even CAPTURE would have perhaps been a better suit for that TEXAS HOLDEm# stunt that THE CIA pulled all over EUROPE, only to end up TORTURING people in POLAND³ until the HAGUE probably told Secretary Rumsfeld to find another place to practice what he preached.

³~. How convenient, did President BUSH (R43) use the actual concentration camps there, or only their méthodologies?

Pied Noire reject in « vert-de-Carte_gris ».

º~. https ://www .msnbc .com /morningjoe /watch /chris-cillizza-connects-sports-politics-and-the-u-s-presidency

all Δ

https ://www .stripes .com /theaters /us /2023-04-20 /guantanamo-prisoners-terrorists /US-sends-Guantanamo-detainee-to-Africa-saying-he’s-no-longer-a_threat

(1765) De l’italien patina (« vert-de-gris »), apparenté à patène et ainsi dit probablement parce que les patines (plats) antiques sont maintenant revêtues de ce sel².  

Say HELL-oh Tu MAY Little Friend!!!”
Tony Montana in Brian de Palma’s “cara rayada”.

Former Attorney General of The U.S. in América, Alberto Gonzalez, should not be able to lie in a court of law, but for, The BANANA TRIALS in the Federal Circuit Courts, and that is only because failed tyrannical refugees like Luis Posada Carriles might flee to “Little Havana”, sin embargo, Juanito Leguizamo from Queens, TAMAULIPAS is the border that American terrorists such as “Bambi” chose as their crossing point to turn into « wetbacks » but only after they are caught plotting an “anti-communist” freedom blast.


²~. Color that time or human action gives to ancient objects , statues , paintings , ivories , etc.


Here, however, shit is an object of worship. The patina is nothing but rubbish that time accumulates on buildings, objects, furniture, etc.

Salvador Dalí in,
Yes : the Paranoid-critical revolution, Vol. 1;
Denoël/Gonthier Ed. 1979, p. 76.


Cleopatra Jones meets Indiana Jones in an episode of Ancient Icke’s Aliens of The Apocalypse en la Universidad.
Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo in,
The European Tour
Tercer Milenio, Fifth French Republic; París, FRANCIA. Freelance Editions for Faggots.

²~. https ://fr .wiktionary .org /wiki /patine


Previously on Línea 3 del Universo de Los Indios Verdes, Rockdrigo González was watching the world turn around at Balderas, where Alfonso Reyes’ dad is about to go full traitor.

Una de vaqueros… and as requested by former Republican Congressman form from the Great State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, here’s the Zimmerman Letter with Turkish subtitles, you son of a bitch!


Hilarity ensues when 100 years later, an American political science Carpet-bagger named JOHN Mill Ackermann arrivés to the Sorbonne’s annex at the IHEAL (Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América latina por sus siglos en Francés) to procelatalize the gospel of El Mesías Tropical.

¡Luuuuuuuu-Chaaaaa_rHan! — Dedos at rescaídas


LADIES and germs! It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in PANAMÆ, Franche, it’s Thyme for the Tent 🎪 edition of 🇨🇵 National Sports They… and deer doG all mighty, Denisa KERSCHOVAS!!! Here comes The Clowns!

At La Maison de La Radio (not that one) Emily Munera has just been Violated by Chi Chi the little Latin fag, and in the process, that fello’ with the phallus standing next to her has been relegated (per request by the Publisher of Pedro Navajas) to stand in the role of, wait fo’, IT!:

La Hija de Tony Curtis… ¡SANCHO PANZA!

In Local WEBS… little ol’Eye saw “Nobody” coming, but then again,… ah, fuck it, i give up, just give l’assemblée nationale française, pro-russian hackers, their Early Retirement and their monthly R.S.A., RFPP is hiring bénévoles anyhow.

https ://www .huffingtonpost .fr /politique /article /le-site-de-l-assemblee-nationale-attaque-par-des-hackers-russes-anti-macron _215795 .html

RUSSIAN nazies: if you are monitoring, i need my file folder that Manuel Valls at Le Dépôt de Cité censuré in 2013 ~ 2014.

Any güey, Benito Bodoque from “The Bronx”, en Ponce 🇵🇷… Ewe got’s to rrrrrrhol your erres, —ese. In this section of your G.E.D.¹ pilot test, Eye is going to be your “Are-assistant” coach and the MSNbePeacocks hope that by the end of your first season, Öüï can get Ewe son’s o’biches in Ponce de León to stop treating the 21st* letter in the Spanish alphabet like she’s 13th.

So, c’mon Chi Chi, —VIDA is waiting:

F.Y.I.: Noxeema Jackson used to play for The Tribe 🪶, Willie Mays Hayes ⚾ was his name.

¹~. https ://usahello .org /fr /leducation /diplome-ged /qu-est-ce-que-ged /#gref

*~. If you include the two digraphs (ch / ll) in the R.A.E. abecedario and off-COURSE la bendita eñe, anyhow even in the Anglobecedario de los gringos de gringolandia, the aforementioned ERRE is already 18th on the timeline, so Rrrrrroll that sexy bitch like the friend of the boyfriend on the BORDERLINE of lady MADONNA (1984) did.


Indiana vía el INAH. For context please read the “little” six below.


“If GLR and me were populists, perhaps a prominent successor to Ismael Rodríguez would film a second version of « We the poor », and GLR and me would appear as brothers of “La Guayaba” and “La Tostada.””

~. Hombres G. “Indiana“, track 2 of “You fucked up, Burt Lancaster », Warner Music for spics from The Bronx; 1986.
Over in Manhattan, Benito Blanco from “The Bronx” goes on a “PACHANGA” tour across Am[?]ica (not sure if it’s the show about the continent with LA CARRETERA de MANU CHAO or the country made of exterminated tribes, yet).

Goya (not that one, KachunKachun RaRa) sazón.


https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/03/26 /opinion /013a2pol?


The Mexican Left and the Gilbertian Hurricane
by: Francisco Xavier Guerrero. La Jornada.


The only truth in life is inside of a lucha libre ring, » according to Alan Kardec en Père Lachaise, en face à Apollinaire.

With that in mind, Charlie 🐘 Sykes,  fuck you, The Bullwark ⛵, and of course, Donald John Trump. Anyhow, here’s an inverted “T” from what you just said on the Morjo Show… on the DL, you do have a point, but yours has no SaZón, because yours talks about Cracker Barrel politics, while Eye, you son of a bitch, am at The Forum.

Eighty eight, why Knot³, eh Willie Geist!

 https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /Bully Magnets y Mini Minuteman –vS– David Icke y Ancient Aliens /s=20 

~. Chabelo contra los monstros de rfpp. In this section Willie Geist stars as CHABELO, because why not? But mostly, because the trademark overall-shorts that Xavier leaves behind can only be filled by Willie Geist. And besides, he’s the one that noted Mikaela’s total wins (as of last week) with an ironic “why knot”, look it up! I’ve already traced the route for you lazy sons of Juanito Guanabacoa around the World del Mundo de la AFP.

Ewe can’t be Sirius? Are you telling Mí that you are the connection to Edgar Cayce, Fco. I. Madero, El Gran Señor Zopilote, El Alacrán, Jeff Goldblum, and “la catafixia“?

Nombre record de livres censurés aux États-Unis: https ://www. jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/25 /cultura /record-de-libros-censurados-en-estados-unidos

March 18th, 2023:

Freddi Rojas°: Osler, could you give us a Condorito eye-view of El Perú after the December 7th arrest of President Castillo y las manifestaciones que de allí siguierón?

°~. Freddi’s question is paraphrased on account that la Émission Americas does not provide transcripts or podcasts to hold them accountable for what they say over the airwaves or the internet, remember now, tout au long de 2022, and all the way to Lennon’s murder anniversary of that year, Osler and Freddi’s spiel called for the removal of the democratically-elected CASTILLO de El Perúy de Botzaris también.

— Osler Amaro°: Aquí en la provincia (en Perú) todo se ha vuelto MÚSICA, MÚSICA y más Música, un especie de PAN y CIRCO para tapar el ojo al macho o, tapar el sol con un dedo.

For context, once Juanito Guanavacoa (Francisco Belmont) finished his independent investigator task for THE PREFECTURE de POLICE and the Mexican Foreign Service in France (2013 ~ 2022) la llamada “FINCA LA PENSADA” de Juanito Guanavacoa shifted the format from left-leaning latin American news to a RAUL VELASCO (Siempre en Domingo²) show, an eight_hour weekly marathon of popular music in Spanish.

https ://juanitoguanabacoa .wordpress .com /2013/06/
https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0290289/

²~. El opio del pueblo via la télévision mexicana de UNIVISION,

In this section, OSLER AMARO (last week Yesterday in El Perú) will serve as a motherfucking prop to cross-connect the following circles of collective, BOBOpopulist or, followers dissonance in the same threads, narratives or propaganda on both sides of the political spectrum of Ancient Aliens and Viejos Pedos⁸⁸.

⁸⁸~. TBC

La San Ah'oria, ruega por su alme.

La San Ah’oria, ruega por su alma, y tráenos una PINCHE PULQUERÍA al treSíeme.


× 88 in context y que chingue a su madre Adolfo Hitler en WACO, Texas (punto y coma) dicho eso… in VAIL, COLORADO, the world greatest skier Mikaela Shiffrin ends the 20222023 World Series of Wins with 88 total Au’s (gold, Jerry, Gold!) in competition.

— Over at rfpp, Xavier López Rodríguez decided to get some tacos for his 88th vela at Robespierre on the Metro Line 9 en Montreuil-sous-Vincennes, before heading over to the other side, —en Romainville.

🍾 All things con cider

https ://www .nprnpr .org /2023/03/25 /1166042636 /pennsylvania-chocolate-factory-explosion

Ketching-up with Wallace… Say my name

Per your request, Ladies in Gemini ♊ Eye bring Ewe, the Q~vo, cabrones, told y’all that the Cue is knot 🪢 what Ewe thinks, D.A.T. IT!, is son… ask the Redd Fox, “Elizabeth, oh Elizabeth.”

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /quincy-jones-give-me-the-q

This is totally unrelated to Kier Simmons’ grief. Seriously. I’m Sirius and are you are knot 🪢.

How conVENNient, Évry body wants to be a Spearhead. Meanwhile at The Louvre, LADY BALANCE is on VACATION.

… And Justice For All (1979)

Say hello to my little friend

Al Pacino.

Nothing can save you
Justice is lostjustice is raped, justice is gone


The Cloak Room

The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting their supremacy
I can’t believe the things you say
I can’t believe
I can’t believe the price you pay
Nothing can save you

https ://www .metallica .com /songs /song-34650 .html

Oh, hey, Nicolle… ha’bout that, remember when you used to scream at your teleprompter, “delete your account!”, Eye knows, Eye knows, your recommendation was directed at the then candidate Donald John Trump, but are you going to continue to deny that your Google monkees came to this blog to get you Amp’d up?


Öüï knows, Öüï knows, allow me to explain, IT!, to Katie Benner. It all started with Joe Scarborough when he found a nude sketch of Mika smoking in “the boys room”, indeed. Fast ⏩ too, to to they, and the “dark web” consultant on the Peacock’s payroll who is describing the new MAGA mouvement outreach on the inner webs as a musical review of Gregorian Chants, or something like a church service led by David Icke and the abominable beer gut.

And pundit, if you are in on the JOKE, like the Dépôt bureau at the Cité Préfecture, then you might remember what I told the people close to me before the Ayotzinapa students incident… happened at the Gate de Lyon:

~. Some might say it looks 🚂 like a high-speed 🚬 low-drag 🕳️ train ‡‡‡‡ station .

If I write ✍️ my stuff before the Election I am going to give political opportunists a playbook on how to troll the opposition. 

So, no, Cerf-panthère (i know that you copypasta today’s horoscope while thinking of Mí) it’s not like that, and i am definitely not trying to keep my project a secret, the Administration of Manuel Valls did.

Αny hoot 🦉… if your name is Sergio Ávalos y usted es el líder del Frente Amplio de Izquierda mexicana en el mes de febrero del 2012 (en La cocina del Salón Juárez en La Casa de México en Cité Universitaire de Paris 75014) then you might recall when Pedro from ENSENADA and his lover Mauro, mocked me, Armando Segovia, for suggesting that among one my lines of questioning, WAS the cult-like fervor of the Mexican protests in France, against EVERY body that was not a Javier Sicilia or Andrés Manuel López OBRADOR supporter in EUROPE. Don Ávalos…

¡Bola de putos!

Here’s the rest of that chapter at the Desk of the bureau of Stephanie Menou’s [👮] supervisor BRUNO³ at the Préfecture de Cité 75001 and 04, but Évry body among the stars knows that is the Cité, is the Cradle of Paris, known as L°U°T°E°C°E°

³~. Officer Bruno would not tell me his name during our titre du séjour renewal interviews, but Dr. Johanne Poisson MD of the Geriatric school of nurses at Marie et Pierre Curie section of The IHEAL does, in fact there is a paper trail of that exchange (via e-mails) which were logged on the system on the day after the Ayotzinapa students and a little league soccer team was gunned down in Iguala, cradle of the Mexican Independence mouvement for Criollos y Criollas de l’ Ancien Régime de La Nueva España, —hoy Le Mexique.



So… doigt d’honneur (the Ladi Byrd) or the plumber’s furet?

You fuckn’ Sirene!

For those just tuning in, el staff d’este pinchurriento blog está en ProCeSo de exprimir* una parodia of the upcoming Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2021 induction ceremony. Right now it’s time to bring in The Foo Fighters… 🚀🚀🚀 those motherfuckers!!!! 🛸🛸🛸


Note to programming thinkerers:
Please pay no attention to Mr. Roarke de Montealban on our last segment, and here is why, Mr. Villechaize de Montauban
Mr. Roarke was just reminding Johnny Lamira that if he still doubts that, IT!, “started out with an earthquake“, well then the Next time that Mika is in Paris just have her pretty little shoes exit through the Mediterranean Restaurant’s exit of Mr. Buffon’s Jardin des Plantes [on Rue Cuvier] in order to position herself on the Philippine section of Johnny Cash’s 7.1 on the “Ring of Fire” scale quake of LAST WEEK TO THEY!.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /aug /11 /earthquake-philippines-triggers-tsunami-warning

Ewe ever heard of Johnny Cash? Eye can put in a good word for you.

https ://www .google .com /maps /place/Institut+de+Physique+du+Globe+de+Parisyada, yada, hypertext and all that jazz/

Now, Io no está para contarla… ni Europa para escucharla and, as Willie Geist knows, with David Icke’s “SATURN is not what you think it is” censorship, and the TALIBAN welcoming the French Oppressed (true fake story) it kind of leaves us with a big ol’Existential cruda because NO FUCKING HOLLYWOOD script can make this shit up:


Anyhow, Mike Barnicle, Eye agrees with your input this morning on The MorJo segment:
Trump is not What you Think… and yes, please stop consuming the Trump Brand (punto y coma) instead, and to complement “today’s classic mainstream science [magazines³]” might Öüï suggest the Universal Construct* of David Ike’s Cymatics… UnCut!

 🎵 🥁 Don’t wanna’ 🐝 no 🐒 🔧

Issy–les-NIRvARNAS are a French Grunge band and unlike Johnny Hallyday who could never make it in El Ey, The NIRvARNAS  re-invented themselves in Seattle, and the rest is as THEY SAY, es un molino in The Sky… no WAIT, it’s KNOT A WINDMILL, it’s a fucking Foo!!! Shoot IT—Shoot IT to Villejuif!!! (94800)

Eye is 100.1% sure, for certain, that if Johnny would have moved to Arizona and changed his name to Jon HOLIDAY, Johnny would have been like the Grandfather of bad rock and roll, A.K.A. Country music from New ⚜️ Orleans.

³ https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-io-radio-signal-juno-spacecraft


Dear, David Icke, meet John Mill Ackerman

TimeStamp: 1000 hours in Central Europe Time

Hey Ewe:

It’s not the Cities, it’s the wether We love”… eh!

 Sleater Kinney

1400 hours en La Europa Central, mientras tanto, en Israel La mudanza de Trump a Jerusalem se consuma, y ni señas del Super Estrells redentor, únicamente de un demonio de mierda que se apellida Trump.

Anygüey, mientras la “trump—eta” suena, nosotros [los del staff] nos regresamos con Miss Tory y doña Tati, quienes discuten cuales son los chiles que le dan sabor al caldo, y a una que otra Salsa.

“What’s that Ewe said, Mrs. Robinson, Joltin Joe has left and gone away”… The Lemonheads.

…where have You gone ‘Moi* Camacho” our Nation tuned it’s misguided eyes to You.

* MOY for the francophonies.

Play ball!

… we now continue con la efeméride del #YoSoy132, o lo que es lo mismo: al César lo que es del César, y a la Verga las mamadas.

Tres en Una… ninguno, ni incluso la candidata han sido estrella para una película de guerra de Sean Penn, —not yet.

En México… en México no pasa nada. Bueno, a lo mejor en México si pasó algo, pero aquí en París el efecto manada (casi igual que en el video de la “Universidad” cultural de Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua) envolvió a “las fuerzas vivas” de una manera algo pragmática, selectiva y porqué no denunciarlo, convenenciera y hasta lambiscona.

Hubo algunos que aprovecharon la ocasión para desembotellar un odio y una ira irracional contra todo aquél o aquella que cuestionara sus “más puras” intenciones intelectuales, y hubo otros (los más vivos entre “Las Fuerzas Vivas”, que aprovecharon la ocasión para mover rebaños conforme a la fecha en el calendario; 18 de marzo por decir, o la tragedia o resbalón del presidente en turno que se fuera sucitando, pero ESO SÍ, cuando se trató de poner sus nombres en las invitaciones para congresos de mexicanos en el “exterior”, o en festivales de cine, o en expuestas de cuadros pintados, en estatuas de barro, debronce o de piedra, auspiciadas por el Servicio Exterior Mexicano de Enrique Peña Nieto; o mismo, de convivir en pachangas de “bobo” de Montmartre, allí si, amigo Gustavo, como tú comprenderás, la CremA y NatA mexicana se agasajaba como si fuera la pasta batida para confeccionar un puto pastel de tres leches.

…TimeStamp: 2300 hours in CET

Militar, tecnócrata… ratero,  ¿cuál es la puta diferencía doña Tati?

Anygüey, David Icke, we’ll continue to follow up with Miss Story’s “exclusive” softball game coverage of Miss Tati and in the next couple of entries we’ll get to Johnny “mis en scene,” in the mean time, here’s Simon and Garfunkel: