Runners on 1st and 2nd with one out and Louise Michel at the mound is showing quite a command of her signature “Windmill Slider ball”, Martinez swings and it’s Strike Two — Macron takes off trying to steal Third Base but The Emperor behind the plate is already sending a cannon ball to Chuck De Gaulle and that’s two and one to go, Little Jupiter missed the steal. La tal Marine Perrine Le Pen remains at first and Philippe Martinez goes on Strike…. that motherfucker!!!
In local news, French people have the distinct honor of joining the 100,000 coronavid club, but judging from the new sitting areas that are springing up along the gutters next to bistro bars the devil may care.
Still to come, “El coronel no tiene putas que le escriban”… only on TELEVISA-UNIVISION.
“Quand je serai grand je serai a COMMERCIAL ».
Today’s CGT Strike is being brought to you by the Queen of Great Britain who just sent a KISS-CAM jingle dedicated to Prince Philip who is sitting next to the Military Industrial Complex squad near Third Base, the audio memento arrives in the voice of Adele and her 007 Bond hit: 🎶 Never forget, you work for me. Prince Philip of course takes the message with a smile and a cup of tea, because “Desperation” is so British, güey, and Prince Philip is of course Greek.
President Macron swings and drives the camera attention between Michel and Fouquet closing up on Saint Jeanne d’Arc’s glove. Macron is on first and up next on the batting order is the Marine Perrine Le Pen.
Chuck De Gaulle signals Michel to throw Four Balls at Le Pen. Chuck then walked over to the stands to say hello to Prince Phillip. Macron is on Second, Le Pen on First and at the Plate is CGT honcho Philippe Martinez.
— Well i’ll be damned, I see that someone finally got your ass into the field.
Meanwhile in Minneapolis, Marvin and The Last Poets just signed a new Fried Chicken Commercial deal for The Super Bowl .:. 4AE3B7DB-E41B-4E27-B421-BBB2B141475C 🎶🎶🎶 Oh, makes Mí wanna hollar— Speak not of revolution until you are willing to eat rats to survive.
— Indeed, Chuck wanted to be on first, but he settled for third in exchange of a life-time supply of Champy’s special Les Halles rat–on–a–stick with a weekly ration of thinly sliced Elephant carpaccio.
— Anyhow, Phil, how did Ike’s Military Industrial Complex do? Did we beat the Russians?
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.
La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331
* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.
Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.
… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:
Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».
“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.
… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.
Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.
Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺
And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.
All that the Frenchman could say was:
“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”
It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.
🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:
… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!
Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.
Please kneel for the singing of The National Anthem
TELEVISA PRESENTA: “It was necessary to ‘invent the nations beyond an anthem, a flag, and a currency’ ». So we re-invented The Year of México in France at the House that The Second Empire built in Puebla (on rue Bolivar, 75018). 📰 Fair Use of N° 31 of Usbek & Rica, “PANIQUE DANS LA PUB”; dépôt légal: Janvier 2021. Note to editors: the name of the empires have been changed to protect the Umpires.
🎺TA-Da-Dahhh- 🐎 da-da—DAH CHARGE!!
I’m SIRIUS, please kneel for the singing of the National Anthem… puto el/la que no cante en su Chante… because of the Coronas et. al.
Veuillez vous agenouiller pour le chant de l’hymne national 🌬 11C19473-F20E-43CF-A87B-05E7720FD8E5 🥎 “More cowbell! ».
Welcome, to the first 150 Year Anniversary Softball Tournament commemorating the first Metropolitan War in recent historicity. Home team advantage is awarded by default to some, Knot all, of the French luminaries that form part of the illustrated pictures at every elementary school in France. The Away team is composed of the current political figures thatWHO, for better or WO’ist–are part of history in the making (punto y coma) with all due respect here is the line-up:
Centerfield: Serge “Lucien” Gainsbourg
Third Base: General Charles “Chuck” de Gaulle
Short stop: Vincingetorix
Second Base: José*Napolèon III
Pitcher: Louise Michel
Catcher: Napoléon Bonaparte
And… in TROU French fashion, WHO’s on First is waiting to find out What party is going to fill the Left and Right Field, while that gets settled please welcome the honorary “first throw Pitch” celebrity hero into the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, ladies in Gemini, straight out of Alesia, Heeeeeeere’s Julius Cæsar!
The First 150th Anniversary of The Paris Commune Softball TornamentTournament is brought to you by NIKE for those who speak Greek and, by Victoria if you are in La Colonia ROMA.
In Paris, France, it’s 22h and Louise Michel is at the plate, Louise hails from The Paris Commune and she has a 150 batting average. Madame Mayor, Anne Hidalgo is on the mound and it’s a God Damn Beautiful Day (globally) at the Pershing Memorial Baseball Complex in Vincennes.
Jump to page 3 for context on the 150th Softball Commemorative Tournament of Communards between France’s Historical Characters mash-up and Today’s Elected Officials and Leaders of The Fifth Republic.
Witt that in M.I.N.D., please join Brigitte Bardot and The Sea Shepard in the singing of France (Gall’s) National Anthem: Aux Armes! Serge Gainsbourg is Third on The Batting Order and the official French National Anthem will not be played in this tournament on account that a Quartet of Rosbifs kidnapped La Marseillaise for a Satellite PPV* Transmission of All you need is…? anyone, Willie Geist, All you need is?