Across the Atlantic it’s Salame la viva con Andrew Ross Sorkin

¡Lucha Rannnnn! dedos-a-tres caídas sin límites de Meloni’s, Claudia Sheinbaum contra Los Porteros de la DEA

Salame la viva, or how Donald Trump played the European Union to sidetrack Stephen Miller’s invasion of Mexico.

Nectar curado de nopal

ERGO SUM : México … el descarte pensante

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/08/19 / /desmiente-sheinbaum-acuerdo-entre-mexico-y-la-dea

Lo único verdadero en la vida es la lucha libre and if you don’t believe Mí ask Claudia, “absolutely no Drug Enticement Administration” working out of Florida en el Campo Militar Marte y menos en Zacatecas.

Poor Mexico… so far from The Ukraine Girls and so close to Out of Many One… and in Washington, France’s president Emmanuel Macron demands a CUADRILÁTERO for The West and Spain is not invited al pancracio.  CATCH!

To commemorate the killing of the NBC on the MS scene, MS NOW rolled out the new U.S. Flag, which will no longer sport any stars as these will be replaced by twisted crosses.

https ://www .pbs .org /newshour /nation /shooting-in-crowded-new-york-club-leaves-3-dead-9-wounded

Veracruz reloaded… meanwhile in Washington, pussy-ass “gansters” continue to play Biggy-Tupac-Smalls with each other while The Immigration and Customs Enforcement sends their grandmothers to El Salvador to suck Jesus’ dick.

DEA Thugs.

Save Ukraine… kill another Mexican and then eat a fucking taco. Now go disintermediate Vanderbilt University and white pimps on MS NOW.

Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

On the menu at Allegretos with Kerschovas: Chow fucking Mein (Kampf)

Deer, Go’ill de Niza…

Let Mí, run IT!, to Ewe… one Mo’ again

Eye said, IT!, once, and I Will Say It A-gain, the only real thing in life is her Majesty, la Lucha Libre, —in any language.

Kilroy Was Here. Stay optimistic… if you support Putin rolling into Orly with tanks.

Rosecrans Baldwin sends his regards:

Hierba mala de Hong Kong — Cognac de Nouvelle-Aquitaine… 🥃

 

Paris, I Love You But You Are Bringing Me Down 👇

Musical Guest:

Zorro was a fag.

Mr. Malo and The Mavericks.

Act V: FROM L.A. with love… and Denisa, my Deer:

And, Nathalie Piolé, love of my 7 pm life, 20h in Kiev, this is, American Dictionary Mí.

Matches? ÖÜÏ don’t need no stinking matches!
Exhibit “J-SE”. For no particular reason, the subject of North, Central and South America popped up in the middle of Mí time, Ewe know, minding my own business listening to Pedro Navajas interpret the cántico del Padre Raúl y el monaguillo Andrés, when speak of the Devil, in walks Father James, accompanied by a pair from the Saint-Eustache latin dance ensamble, not to be confused with the Saint-Eustache Art Mouvement, because that episode is in another season, and under different impediments³.

³~. Before “gaslighting” made the big time in the worlds of dictionaries.

Later on the Stand-up Show:

Jesus walks into a bar and as soon as the barkeep recognizes that nigga, she asks of the Superstar, “¿Chuy, z’at Ewe, motherfucker?

And, the Lord and Savior responds, “Serendipity! D’a fuck you doing down here? Last time I ran into your CAUSAlidades was in Jersey at Pundita Bonita’s pad; if my Memorex serves Mí right, you two were celebrating Clam Chowder They!

And Salma Hayek responds, “yeah, that bitch still owes me 10 quid,” adding, “say hey there Baby Jesus, ama, deus?

And, Robert Downey Jr,. responds, “bitch, please! Did you see what how she let Jim Cavezel go through all that stupid-ass Passion, just for working with Gibson! Eye mean, come on, Évrybody knows that Alanis Morrisette is a Telecaster lover.

huila, nf. Prostitute 🪁

Page 42, #142

MARS 2013

CAUSette

NOUVelle forMule

Where is the truth? Asked Father James after the discussion about North, Central, and of course SOUTH of heaven and, the subsequent pachanga that followed with the SEDE (Saint-Eustache Dance Ensamble) on the first floor of the place where Évrybody knows your name and for which, on that particular occasion, the script called for The Dario Moreno Dance Troupe.

SEAN PENN

Sage homme reports.

huila, nf. Kite, or Papalote 🪁

Any how, KERSCHOVAS, you know that Eye love Ewes, but I’ll juke you if you ⚔️ Mí! So don’t go starting any Jousts!!!

En política y geografía lo unico verdadero es la lucha libre… y siempre es mejor la música, —viva!

Where’s truth, a mini-reprise for Emily Minera, MUNºera about The Night Before goes here… This Space For RENT!

º~. Munera, not Minera, because the “minera” was my Wila (pronounce with an Aitch in front of that Double Ewes Bee) en El Chuco (915).

{and}

Amira 🎯

está es la cumbia del SELENOIDE, coil up deer, viene de COA🪁

Please be also advised that your name at Saint James² arrived as part of the theme, which by the way Eye does not have the pay grade to select… any how, Öüï had summoned them Travelin’ Wilburies from “La Zona del Silencio” a few Theys ago, so, Ms. Al-Sharif, when Eye says “Eye got my i set on Ewe” is on account that “El Potrillo³” is the son of the one known only as the “Dark Horse” behind the “Wonderwall”; and in this sense, madame, may I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto, intoduce to you, The American Priest in Paris, El Padre Jaime, de Knew Heaven, Connect-I-Cut.

One last thing goes here:

Note to editors… please jump to the MARCH of DIMES,… no not those ones¹⁰

¹⁰~. Not the ones who got rid of Polio in the U.S. under F.D.R., marchofdimes . org

huila, nf Bicycle 🚲

Anyway, Lorde Lorne… zoom in on this

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

Dedos a tres caídas

Dedos a tres caídas .::. 107AA8B4-2F12-4FE9-B7BA-EFECE50198B4 🏄🏽‍♂️ El Che cocinando hamburguesas en el paraíso.

Or must öüï include it in the motherfucking dentils, eh?

BREAKING THE ASHLEYS…

Un presunto hombre lobo aterroriza a los pobladores de Coita, Chiapas; llevan 2 noches buscándolo

Deer, Ashley Parker (love your signature S.M.I.L.E.) YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY anymore, anyhow. We [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] have it on the most questionable of AutourAthas that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. Guadalupana candle on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. chimney mantle of your chante is there because of El Lobo Hombre who fled París. The Union (of all birds of a feather) denies that his name (of D.A.T. D.A.R.E. lycanthrope) is Saint-DENIS, because el Lobo Hombre en París remains… Chiapas is the exclusive territory of the GOAT Killer that fled DELANO, California, and who as former president of them other Mexican United States revealed while exiled in IRELAND in the 1990’s, was a Puerto Rican called “El Chupa Cabras”.

Of course, all of this must be read in a Terry “T.O.A.D.” Fields* voice.

Musical guest: From Jazz to Rock

Musical guest: From Jazz to Rock, and other assorted Folk Tales from The Continuing Ballad of Mongo .::. 1BE5E3E3-A575-48A5-BD5E-E525354EC71E 🐺🦇🐷🦠⚰️💉💊🧫🧴

* Terry Fields left Petaluma, California under the Draft of the Vietnam GWAR and upon returning from Hamburger Hill, “the Bri-Wi” used his G.I. Bill to obtain a Communication Degree from The University of New York  in   at El Paso Texas and, of course he changed his name to Brian Williams… this is “the rest of his story”:

Please allow Mí, to introduce myself

🎶 Please allow Mí, to introduce myself .::. 0186C765-2279-4FA1-987E-6032FA08B18D … Eye knows where D.A.T. Cat’s little bones lay and, lest you forget, under which roots near Le Mans they rest. ➿ Indeed, Ashley Parker, In•Deed, some called Mí (in a yet–to–be Produced 1st Century Fox  motion picture) Joseph Bar Mathias, but the morning crew over at « the » History Channel just call Mí, FLAVIUS Joe.

But FOist, LOCAL MOTION NEWS with your host, Christopher Lloyd in the role of Christo, un “HARTISTE” américain (selon page 8 of Nº 2542 of el DETENTE de Defendente Génolini of CNEWS matin) qui va « empaqueter » l’Arc de Titus… WAIT what? SCRATCH D.A.T. CHRISTO va a “empaquetar” el Arco del Triunfo en septiembre, y según “el” JDD, Journal du Dimanche, para las Ombres Lobo en CHIAPAS, CHRISTO se lo va  pasar (el famoso arco) por sus pinches huevos, o algo así.

As a kind reminder to all of our none readers, please be advised that in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 11th Hour of yet another “Manic Lockdown Monday” the 13th of April, of 2020; meanwhile over at l’Arc de triomphe à Paris it’s just minutes away of High Noon (motherfuckers) of Tuesday the 14, of MMXX.

Previously on Inter bandas with WokeAF Moodie–Mills

There's a dead hooker back D.A.R.E

There’s a dead hooker back D.A.R.E, in D.A.T. racehorse harness .:. 8BC23A01-0F86-47C1-95AA-9B0A39B0904F 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ Rick Wilson, from politico, is a party animal, apparently… [A]t the same time that Alex at the controls of Studio 3A at Peacock Central learned this from Mr. Wilson, Alex just went ahead and ruined yet another set of expensive microphones at the MorJo control room. Oh, the humanity… you know, Rick Wilson, that hooker was somebody’s daughter and she was not “hooking” she was an Independent womin’ fishing for sport, at the Everglades, and she liked Depeche Mode, so she liked to dress in sexy black outfits. All that womin’ ever “hooked” Rick Wilson, –if that’s your real name…was probably a cold from the last Brooklyn hipster visiting the grand parents at tbe retirement ranch; and then Mr. Wilson, that fellow George Zimmerman showed up with his anti-hoodie brigade (wearing some kind of Spanish hoodie from some kind of religious order [a cult for cultists]  and the rest is history, Ricky boy. Mr. Zimmerman thought that since he [alone] epitomized the current United States President poster face for the Executive’s dog whistles, he was entitled to dump the young “African Diaspora” hoodie-wearing sport fishing enthusiast, behind the DONALD JOHN TRMP racehorse harness backseat.

Patty Chamois was on the trail of The Continuing Story of the Historicity of Mongo, on the road through Pueblo, and of course, Durango, Co•lo•ra•do, just so she could learn the Ruhles of BASEketBALL, as explained by the good people of FloriBama en Nueva Yol’.

This segment is sponsored by

This segment is sponsored by Canon®️  .:. Still to come, “African Diaspora”… a Spike Lee joint, or something like D.A.T. —_•!•_— 4DDBF0EF-B516-4D40-91A1-6ED07BE04C3E ⚾️ Pictured in the frame is an agitated Mika, pushing the “grab Cousin Joe testicles—when one of his ‘drinking buddies’ forgets that he is not with Cousin Joe’s super hero persona on The Rachel Maddow Show.” Alex at the control room , at the same time, is having to reshape the last Four MINUTES of the CONCUSSION of Morning Joe to distract Phil Griffin from the dark corner that Rick Wilson “jumped to conclusions” and sunk that metaphorical 8-ball in a very dark Corner of the Morning Joe Show. Regardless if DONALD JOHN TRUMP in fact killed a prostitute at his Bed-Bug ridden hotel.

https ://www .msnbc .com/morning-joe/watch/why-parnas-interview-was-a-political-earthquake-76889157690

Meanwhile, as The Rachel Maddow Show was “hiding In–Plain–Sight” on the morning Mika Show, D.A.T. dumb small town country LAWyer, and former Senator Joseph Scarborough from that dump of a State called “Floribama” pretended that TRMS and Morning Joe are not the same Corporate Person in one brand, Kent Clarkson reports.

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Sheriff Bart's Legacy

Sheriff Bart’s Legacy .:. 2C294B24-D3D2-4718-B548-F99A4CF50764 —_•!•_— Context follows… We Didn’t Leave, We Got Robbed; literally, except that We were the object in the desire of the TRADE of them THEYS.

And Starring as the “Black Motherfucker”: Quentin Tarantino  and  with Luc Frelon as The Eight-ball.

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In Multilateralismo Eficaz news

Eye Can’t Drive 55

The Red Rocker’s been telling you Frogs all along, Way Back since “the” Time when Then Economic Minister (or something like that) of President François Hollande, and Today’s president of La France, Emmanuel Macron, deregulated la Lucha Libre en el estado de Cuernavaca and, the Greyhound/Trailways bus lines, en La Sarthe:

La semana que Philippe Labra

La semana que Philippe Labra .:. CCFEDA57-62CF-434A-9222-112A2367BF14

E in questo angolo… Tin Tan

Section 5 — Book Review

Fetching data straight out of los Estudios Churubusco… please stand by for context.

Of course you know, that it was the french who invented the capacity for Mexicans —o en su defecto, cualquier otra memoria de sus colonias — to engage within their own Social Structure… [digresión] los gringos y su “know-how” en UCLA le pusieron philosophical AGENCY for —_~ Image courtesy of Le Età d’Oro Del Cinema Messicano (1933 – 1961)… Uso justo de todo los medios.

14 de marzo (el día del quequi)

Much like a 5th Avenue brat, today America gets to celebrate Pi. Now, the only reason that the hearth of rock-n-roll gets to eat pie today —as a form of celebration, albeit not an official one— is simple, Americans like to buy their liquids in gallons and write the date on their credit cards with this format: 3/14/16.

Timestamp 20h10The next Pi day, under the above scheme, wont come for another Century.

But tomorrow, Americans could very well be getting a second round of dessert because a sector of the U.S. population will be given the chance for a second serving in the form of an Exceptional Cake, which by the way,  series like Fox News always seems to be pitching… Republicans out there in the heartland, just to let you know: the kitchen is running low on cake.

Go ahead "Murica" eat your cake.

In Mexican politics, the world of wrestling becomes an idiom.  This is  because  “the show” or “the spectacle” is always fixed before the gifts at the “events” are even handed out to the electorate. Each individual gift usually consists of a sandwich (un lonche) and a bottle of Pepsi ( y una pecsi). And so, after every election, after every reform, after every political event the saying goes: Lo único que es verdadero en México: es la Lucha Libre. In France, the word for Wrestling is: catch.

Go ahead “MURICA eat your cake and mix your WWF-Nitro-WcW Wraslin’ with your Politics.

Go ahead “MURICA set another standard and make The Men In The High Castle a reality.

Go ahead, “Entertain” the rest of the world with [our*] exceptionalism.


* Disclosure: as a former U.S. Army soldier, i too contributed to that exceptionalism that i so often criticize —i guess that makes me a hypocrite in the land of the FREE, which in the 1980’s [i believe] allowed Hollywood the freedom to give us an updated clone of Sammy Davis Jr. swinging sixties gang: the brat pack. I still believe in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, i just refuse to live with an exceptional filter in front of my eyes.

Eco de Huckleberry hellboy

En el ecosistema de la neo lengua
de un Mundo Feliz,
el cuarto número 101 estaba a espaldas
de un museo dedicado a Marte
“el agricultor.”

3 de marzo 2016—París.
por: armando guajardo serrano
Corresponsal.

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Diez años después…

Siège social. | En el universo de  La Guerra de las hamburguesas, el ministerio de  la  MiniAbundancia  cuenta con  una ala  para bombardear a tu cerebro.  Los anglos de Oceanía —que allí trabajan— llaman a  los  procesos —que allí se forjan— Brainstorming.”   En un principio la  delegación  germana  de Aguascalientes sugirió que en la puerta y en los planes de esa oficina se le registrara con el sello de “Blitzkrieg Bait room,”  pero  el  director de comunicación y de alcance  social  sugirió  que  le  quitaran lo bélico a la seducción, y que simples mentes le llamaran “Quick“.  ||  Uso  justo  de  YuTuv y de  un  aparato  para despertar / consuma frutas y verduras… keep calm and pop a Soma®.

Actualización

      El volante de la propaganda  de  abajo,  fue  capturado  en  el  consulado mexicano de  la  calle  de  Nuestra  Señora  de  las Victorias. El editor de este espacio por  los  interwebs  —ese día—  acudió  a  una  cita  en  la  sección de pasaportes para dar seguimiento al segmento “Una Comedia de Enredos“.

Trascendió que en la Ciudad de México, la Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores descubrió  fallas  de  origen  y prometió en 10 días (a partir del 29 de febrero) comenzar a saber cómo se puede proceder a corregir dicha falla. Una máquina del tiempo  aún  no  se  ha  inventado; entonces pues, siendo el pasado mes de febrero —un— año bisiesto, el equipo de asegovia3.wordpress.com ruega que a el periodo de espera no se le procese un día cada cuatro años, y que la respuesta o la solución a ese enredo no llegue —si bien le va— hasta el año 2054.

"L'éCOSISTèME" èmpresarial mexicano

Uso justo de los técnicos y la neo lengua empresarial [franco-mexicana]… En Aguascalientes el Pancracio va a deleitar en una muy Centenaria localidad. | De cualquier manera hidrocalidos: aguas, ¡Calientes!!!  Ya  que  hoy  es  Noche de Luchas (místicas) en un Mundo Feliz… ABRACADABRA (2).


La inspiración llegó con tres toques de Rush:

  1. Rush. Working man. Vía yutub a través del enlace: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =iIGKlicb8n0&ebc =ANyPxKqEw-og6vjBs4SOzom_QoohZpUegI7E7cmBNKyvfJNyr1VlkI5BEjxWS4vOjuagbEbnkYZQ-cyZRdLv7DcXeJha6N2E3w
  2. Fuentes, V., en La Jornada; Hollande en América Latina. Vía: http ://www .jornada .unam .mx /2016 /02 /28 /cultura /a05a1cul
  3. Bubbles

Anuncio | Guerra de Místicos: 333

3 (día)

                                  3 (mes)

2016… [2 +0 +1 +6 =9raíz de 9  =3] (año)

Rush "El Ingobernable," porque en México, lo único que es cierto (verdadero) es la Lucha Libre... | Uso justo de la cartelera para el día 3 de marzo en Aguascalientes: ¡Guerra de Místicos!!! | Vía: AGSTV y Lucha Libre Aguascalientes... https ://www .facebook .com /mluchatv /photos /a .127300037294427 .16614 .127292923961805 /1159305647427189 /?type =3&theater

Rush “El Ingobernable,” porque en México, lo único que es cierto (verdadero) es la Lucha Libre… | Uso justo de la cartelera para el día 3 de marzo en Aguascalientes: ¡Guerra de Místicos!!! | Vía: AGSTV y Lucha Libre Aguascalientes… https ://www .facebook .com /mluchatv /photos /a .127300037294427 .16614 .127292923961805 /1159305647427189 /?type =3&theater

Rush (el técnico que se hace odiar, —tanto— por los rudos así como por los limpios) engalana la lucha estelar en La Cancha IV Centenario en Aguascalientes.

La Elite de la Lucha Libre, en honor a las maquilas japonesas que hacen su agosto en la región, preparó un espectáculo combativo de ficción entre México y Japón para todos los nipones que se han instalado en el llamado: Estado de los Cinco SentidosEn el cine, la cartelera presenta: YOJIMBO (¡sin patrón!!!)… Takechi Miike (el director) y por supuesto el Anti Héroe ciego de Zatoichi y las peripecias del borracho de Tom Cruz, —en japones.

Uso justo de "Bandera". | Uso justo de los arreglos de UNA BANDA de GUERRA que se formó en EL PENTATLÓN de ATLACOMULCO.

Uso justo de “Bandera”. | Uso justo de los arreglos de UNA BANDA de GUERRA que se formó en EL PENTATLÓN de ATLACOMULCO. | Vía: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =rxSxT5eMB3Q

¡Pero‽‽‽ ¿Quiere Más‽‽‽
Emperador Azteca vs. Aliado de Diosen la primera vuelta, los pies de El Último Soberano del Lago de Texcoco salieron con quemaduras de TERCER GRADO… se cuenta que por aquellos días, las plantas de Cuauh se las achicharraron en un baño de aceite. No se pierda la revancha, —de a mentiritas a huevo que sí, en la Cancha del Centenario.

Las mermas, —como siempre— arrancan con el primer elenco de actores y trapecistas de la gimnástica rítmica, adentro de las cuerdas del Pancracio…


Regresamos en unos instantes [CIBERNÉTICOS,] con la efeméride del Toque de Bernie Reyes… 

Uso justo de un despertador para aprovechar la oportunidad y poner una fuente abajo de este cuadro.

Uso justo de un despertador para aprovechar la oportunidad y poner una fuente del Imperio Azteca abajo de este cuadro… vía Yahoo.com

¡Pero‽‽‽ ¿Quiere Más‽‽‽333 x 2 = 666. El libro de las almas [IRON MAIDEN WORLD TOUR 2016]. No te lo pierdas si tienes la oportunidad de saltarle al fuego.

¡KONFUPANDA!!! “You people make me do it“… te dedico la música de fondo: Jump in the fire: backing tracks… https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =9fTlgsDfm3M

En esta esquina “El Cuauh” vía: Yahoo… https ://mx .answers .yahoo .com /question /index?qid =20060909210402AAj8kbz