Category Archives: Book Two

It’s 10 am in Central Europe Time

I’m a furry Jaguar… set in stone, behold :

² The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like, like… um, like a panda, —i think !?

Flourescent is the color of purgatory… in the waiting room while listening to Susana Poveda.

 

The Pope is landing and all of the clochards at Paris Centre forgot to sound toll the Bells, as promised, when the Leon had landed..

REV. 13:2

REV. 13:2… ses pattes étaient comme ceux d’un ours, et sa gueule comme une gueule de lion.

 

Papas à la francesa… or,
how Eye learned to
stop worrYIng and learned
to love Rev. 13:2

Rock The Belles – Heck in a handbasket.

 

Not to worry, L.L. Cool J’s gonna Rock the Bells… but first “heck in a basket case” is kin to Green Day because we, as opposed to that French floosy fip, continue to celebrate punk to its final frontier, not its final boutique.

BASKET CASE…

_ grasping to control, so I better hold on (or i’ll kill you all)

Intermission

America the beauty-full

… and Katty Kay, sorry for the delay—the track youse mising is TRAIN IN VAIN, issy-rudy-can’t FAIL.

For context… to pass something by “el arco del triunfo” is to use democracy like a gym towel through any given genitals ; Issy-That’s-Between thigh and thigh and from poop-hole to pee-stream.

Ahora cuéntame una de Lucky 🤠 Luc !!!

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Up next… Shakespeare is flushed down the John. Followed by “Agua Bendita” for The Ghost in The Machine.

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Royal ♦️ Flush 🥋

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the francematinbusinessfinance show and other assorted pin-up pundits on the morning shows

Previously on “Moreira y las patatas bravas saliendo del Soto del Real”

Objects in mirror are closer than Salma Hayek’s suegro appears to be.

 

… listen up Yazoo, —Move Out! And don’t you dare criticize street art [indoors] especially when the items are so, “derelicte” :

“It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique,” before declaring, “So must you become Derelicte!”

If they only knew… continues Delgado desde un antro d’esos donde quizás en otra época Serrat took a piss in Barcelona : [T]enemos a los urbanistas, que creen que las ciudades se pueden planificar para que sean exactas a sus maquetas. Pero eso no es más que una representación. La ciudad real está poseída por lo urbano; es decir: la vida. Y ellos, de eso, no saben absolutamente nada. Al contrario; lo temen y lo desprecian porque es incontrolable³.

 

Mogatu at Le Beaubourg en tiempos de chantier.

³~. https ://www .eldiario .es /catalunya  /manuel-delgado-antropologo-

Clearly, prof. DELGADO is a Cadillac man, quite possibly the very one who gave Joe’s “chick” her ElDorado en Nueva York.

 

la-ciudad-del-vaticano-es-la-ciudad-menos-ciudad

… clearly, the runner-up to the least city among all cities is London City.

Never mind the towel, SPECTACLES³ are a must

Los Hijos de La Chingada y otras historias de La S.E.P... yo no tengo la desgracía de no haber asistido (como participio) a la S.E.P. (de La Madrid) con ese cabrón.

 

Up next : Nuestra Señora de las Rocky Mountains High y los retoños de Jorge Ramos en El País/US.

ibid

Dear Paola Ramos³, i (Armando Segovia) see your TKT on the wall and Eye raise you a devil wearing Prada next to the Pope in Rome.

Oh, the humanity… on A Wave of Mutilation.

South America de nuestras Rockies sucked last night

Spectacles

Terrance and Phillip across The Atlantic, on the other channel, literally killed it Yesterday at the EU Parliament.

And the choice is up to you
’cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades
And cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

 

Hello China! That’s CTRL + H, if youse French. Any 🦉 hoot, it’s all Greek to me (armando segovia) and Willie Geist, it makes Mí wonder… why China unseated New Jersey on the bean-counter plug-in is Annie Buddy’s guess.

Toke, inhale-and-hold, exhale and relax, A.I. is playing at The Atlantic Fest.

Never mind the towel, SPECTACLES³ are a must.

³~. But what really knocked
Me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Whatever you do, don’t Bogart that joint because Claudia probably would like a toke (maybe?)

Kill’em all… let The Wolf sort Em# out

A piarist priest and a company man³ are at a bar… hilarity ensues when Quentin Tarantino walks in.

… well, whatever, Nevermind. It’s just another kid on the cover.

Strike at Radio France: the 180 seconds of commentary that set the public radio station ablaze, sources close to the Opus Dei relay that the so-called “Secret History of Punk” was a great success for Radio France “Current morals” and RAPHAËL MORÁN’s crusade for “pluralism” for wanna-be Fuhrerlings and Ziggy Stardust fans.

Now, Matthieu Culleron at fip central station probably thinks that he and, what’s “Dutt’er” guy’s name, not “el corbillón” but a Thomas non-the-less, probably think that they produced the perfect PUNK history podcast (formally just a show) but, Susana Poveda… Matthieu and that “Dutt’er” guy didn’t ; them two missed the mark during their 5th episode which, consequentally dealt with ERIC CLAPTON and his love for Jamaican music but not necessarily the Rastas, so ; EC along with BOWIE, helped galvanize the Rosbif fascists and with that particular beat ushered in a new branch of Mosley—BUFs, straight out of Birmingham³ no less. 

Oi! It’s as if Hitler never was a rock star.

³~. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley, 6th Baronet of the British Union of Fascists.

Anyone for German breakfast? 《 Bitte ein Bit 》🍻.

³~. Jesuit
https ://www .nouvelobs .com /economie /20260913 /greve-a-radio-france-ces-180-secondes-de-chronique-qui-ont-mis-le-feu-a-la-radio-publique

Tragedy? Ewe asks. Knot by a longshot bee gee boy, —it’s blasphemy.

Note to Jacqueline Alemany on the Connect brunch… the first meal of the day is a BEER or a mimosa if you like history.

The Boston Globe Troller — Affleck and Aflac to join ACME for ad campaign

And, Mrs. PAC-MAN… 🎶 Well you’ve heard about The Boston, —it’s not one of those clinical cases of Draconium Sanitariums, and no, Öüï’s not going to mash-up classic Stones hits with veritable Metallica metal from the early days of “STRANGER THINGS” and the “It’s Morning in America” advertisement and all that jazz, but what Eye will do is break down what “la pelusa” in the Texas Trump-fest massacre that is to come means, in the context of SEPTEMBER and this most non-consequential blog.

Castellano                               English
pelusa nf      (filth and dust)     fuzz, lint, dust bunny n

For starters the feminine noun pelusa has several definitions but the root word, nontheless, derives from ‘pelo’ in Spanish, which for the Rosbifs over at the Independent translates to hair¹, as in [pay attention now, this is going to be on the test] :

¹~. ‘What’s going on with Trump’s hair?’ Internet puzzled over president’s new brunette coiffure and, sources close to The New York Post relay that “Jeopardy champ Hemant Mehta quipped that “If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupée.”

https ://nypost .com /2026/09/06 /us-news /president-trump-debuts-new-brown-hairdo-and-people-are-shocked/

Labor They portal.

Page 32 ; Section D6, Saturday Morning 9/05 :

From Tragedy to Trump… don’t Cry Jackie it’s called TRUMP-a-PELUSA

“What star­ted as a coin­cid­ental word play ended up being a true con­nec­tion between an iconic brand and an iconic man,”

The Boston Globe

https ://elpais .com /opinion /2026-09-06 /lindsay-clancy-y-el-monstruo-de-frankenstein

Jakqueline Alemany’s Swimsuit Issue, n° 66.

 

“After Baby-Pac was born, it has been a real struggle to think about my own health. Throw in caring for my aging parents and the passing of [Pac-Man’s parents] Zac and Sunny, sometimes I’m just so frazzled that I run right off the screen and pop back up on the other side. I’m so busy being Ms. Pac-Man that I forget I am also Pac-Person.”

https ://thehardtimes .net /harddrive /ms-pac-man-trying-cut-back-white-dots-bikini-season

 

Like some Cat from Japan : night boat on the STYX

Domo ari*gato, mister Rob Otto.

³~. Música para barcos 🧜‍♀️ deer Siren, your pussy smells of green onions en un Merengue.

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin’ in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Night Boat 🚢 to CAIRO, with port calls in STYX and the Gulf of ‘America’.

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.    From : Distant Light, which according to The Hollies is the last thing everyone sees before anyone steps or drops onto my SAIL.

… basically a blog for personne with no-point of view and as blind as he [personne] can see (punto y coma) best read in a no-where land :

https ://www .rtbf .be /les-beatles-en-studio-on-entend-lennon-et-mccartney-rire-en-composant-day-tripper

It’s an “oriental thing”
Ewe wouldn’t understand.

For context, please be advised that this bateau is fully-full, and now that the King has boarded this most non-consequential cruise to the underworld Öüï can sail out from the dock.

https ://www .npr .org /2026/08/28 /norways-king-harald-v-dies-king-haakon-viii

Along with the King, is the Clown, the Country Music Queen and of course the polkadot peddler who decorated Mí (Charon) with fiery eyes just like Virgilio did in the Aeneid, all are on board and the skiff (Ewe guessed It!) is made from Norwegian Would ; in other words Odysseus, “qué huevos del ganso en oro de MACUSPANA ni que ocho cueros curtidos en chapa d’oro”, la historia de Roma nace de Troya y no de una pinche loba.

Roast 🐽 in 🐷 peace 🪖 (punto y coma) Eye tells Ewe what Jacob, you son of a bitch, Le Kombucha sure is making John Heilemann look rough! YIKES! That’s some evil bootleg-grade 🍸hooch youse ingesting Now.

Any hoot, unpleasant as it may be on a Norwegian Cruise where Dolly and Yayoy are on, an unpleasant stowaway “worthy” of the label butcher in a GODWIN sort of way cheated the manifest list. Normally, which is to say never, do Öüï throw any passenger overboard, Eye mean—The Butcher is dead, Death did her part and Öüï’s not about to tell A TALL COOL WOMAN IN A BLACK DRESS that there is no room on the vessel to take the most-vile of Serbian generals to his final destination, which Öüï can assure will not part-on Dolly’s track.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /international /2026/08/28 /former-war-commander-ratko-mladic-to-receive-full-state-honors-in-serbia

In local news, with Mladić’s passing the title for the undisputed label of “the epitome of evil” is vacant and Russian commentator Xenia Fedorova, of Russian propaganda and CNEWS fame has her bloody (literally) roubles on an up-and-comer JEW who’s working on a NAZI dream in the role of Donald John Trump‘s, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for POLICY.

For Latin context, please be advised that Pulitzer Prize recipient Jon Meacham es un loquillo, por no decir que’sta tocado.