Category Archives: Book Two

The Boston Globe Troller — Affleck and Aflac to join ACME for ad campaign

And, Mrs. PAC-MAN… 🎶 Well you’ve heard about The Boston, —it’s not one of those clinical cases of Draconium Sanitariums, and no, Öüï’s not going to mash-up classic Stones hits with veritable Metallica metal from the early days of “STRANGER THINGS” and the “It’s Morning in America” advertisement and all that jazz, but what Eye will do is break down what “la pelusa” in the Texas Trump-fest massacre that is to come means, in the context of SEPTEMBER and this most non-consequential blog.

Castellano                               English
pelusa nf      (filth and dust)     fuzz, lint, dust bunny n

For starters the feminine noun pelusa has several definitions but the root word, nontheless, derives from ‘pelo’ in Spanish, which for the Rosbifs over at the Independent translates to hair¹, as in [pay attention now, this is going to be on the test] :

¹~. ‘What’s going on with Trump’s hair?’ Internet puzzled over president’s new brunette coiffure and, sources close to The New York Post relay that “Jeopardy champ Hemant Mehta quipped that “If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupée.”

https ://nypost .com /2026/09/06 /us-news /president-trump-debuts-new-brown-hairdo-and-people-are-shocked/

Labor They portal.

Page 32 ; Section D6, Saturday Morning 9/05 :

From Tragedy to Trump… don’t Cry Jackie it’s called TRUMP-a-PELUSA

“What star­ted as a coin­cid­ental word play ended up being a true con­nec­tion between an iconic brand and an iconic man,”

The Boston Globe

https ://elpais .com /opinion /2026-09-06 /lindsay-clancy-y-el-monstruo-de-frankenstein

Jakqueline Alemany’s Swimsuit Issue, n° 66.

 

“After Baby-Pac was born, it has been a real struggle to think about my own health. Throw in caring for my aging parents and the passing of [Pac-Man’s parents] Zac and Sunny, sometimes I’m just so frazzled that I run right off the screen and pop back up on the other side. I’m so busy being Ms. Pac-Man that I forget I am also Pac-Person.”

https ://thehardtimes .net /harddrive /ms-pac-man-trying-cut-back-white-dots-bikini-season

 

Like some Cat from Japan : night boat on the STYX

Domo ari*gato, mister Rob Otto.

³~. Música para barcos 🧜‍♀️ deer Siren, your pussy smells of green onions en un Merengue.

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin’ in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Night Boat 🚢 to CAIRO, with port calls in STYX and the Gulf of ‘America’.

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.    From : Distant Light, which according to The Hollies is the last thing everyone sees before anyone steps or drops onto my SAIL.

… basically a blog for personne with no-point of view and as blind as he [personne] can see (punto y coma) best read in a no-where land :

https ://www .rtbf .be /les-beatles-en-studio-on-entend-lennon-et-mccartney-rire-en-composant-day-tripper

It’s an “oriental thing”
Ewe wouldn’t understand.

For context, please be advised that this bateau is fully-full, and now that the King has boarded this most non-consequential cruise to the underworld Öüï can sail out from the dock.

https ://www .npr .org /2026/08/28 /norways-king-harald-v-dies-king-haakon-viii

Along with the King, is the Clown, the Country Music Queen and of course the polkadot peddler who decorated Mí (Charon) with fiery eyes just like Virgilio did in the Aeneid, all are on board and the skiff (Ewe guessed It!) is made from Norwegian Would ; in other words Odysseus, “qué huevos del ganso en oro de MACUSPANA ni que ocho cueros curtidos en chapa d’oro”, la historia de Roma nace de Troya y no de una pinche loba.

Roast 🐽 in 🐷 peace 🪖 (punto y coma) Eye tells Ewe what Jacob, you son of a bitch, Le Kombucha sure is making John Heilemann look rough! YIKES! That’s some evil bootleg-grade 🍸hooch youse ingesting Now.

Any hoot, unpleasant as it may be on a Norwegian Cruise where Dolly and Yayoy are on, an unpleasant stowaway “worthy” of the label butcher in a GODWIN sort of way cheated the manifest list. Normally, which is to say never, do Öüï throw any passenger overboard, Eye mean—The Butcher is dead, Death did her part and Öüï’s not about to tell A TALL COOL WOMAN IN A BLACK DRESS that there is no room on the vessel to take the most-vile of Serbian generals to his final destination, which Öüï can assure will not part-on Dolly’s track.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /international /2026/08/28 /former-war-commander-ratko-mladic-to-receive-full-state-honors-in-serbia

In local news, with Mladić’s passing the title for the undisputed label of “the epitome of evil” is vacant and Russian commentator Xenia Fedorova, of Russian propaganda and CNEWS fame has her bloody (literally) roubles on an up-and-comer JEW who’s working on a NAZI dream in the role of Donald John Trump‘s, White House Deputy Chief of Staff for POLICY.

For Latin context, please be advised that Pulitzer Prize recipient Jon Meacham es un loquillo, por no decir que’sta tocado.

Al ras del suelo, el placer de dormir con…

The Stars & Stripes : U.S. propaganda for the new REICH at The Pentagon, if there was something to learn from this piece of “americana” is that first they will come for “The Comic Strip” and Beatle Bailey will do ‘jack’ about it.

BFTBOLODLSM

Over at El País, Bernal Díaz del Castillo is updating la balona de La Conquista.

 

Any questions? Knot a problem Anaïs, post-it on a Corn Flake³

³~. … or on a Corporation t-shirt who¹ may or may not sponsor War Pigs on the Stupid Bloody Tuesday race.

Nunca Digas Que No

https ://www .marca .com /mx /futbol /seleccion-mx /2023/10/11

NOÏCE

I Am The Armor in your Harmonía, romA es Amor and all that jazz. Now you coq 🦄 suckers in 🐓 Niza-sur-Cluny … “modulation en interpretation” is where Öüï left off, any🦉hoot Anaïs Eye loves them rock dots over your lïtle eye.

Que Bonito es No Hacer Nada

Mr. COOPER, welcome to My Night dream.

… y después de no’Acer Nada, descansar

You Are Not Serious Rosbifs : FAFO

In Paris, Texas, James TALARICO won’t steal Le Pen, i shit youse not.

FAFO… Farage Around and Find Out.

 

Santa María madre de dios, ruega por PÉTAIN ahora y en la hora de su traición hoy en tu día de l’Asunción… long liturgy short, Mother Mary was ascenDead in both body and Soul onto heaven without having to stop in purgatory ; in the same day, Marshal Pétain was sentenced by a post-war high court to hang from a rope, but “oh, praire shit” due to his advanced age of 89 the death sentence was downgraded to life in prison. In the words of wikipedia via General de Gaulle, Pétain was “successively banal, then glorious, then deplorable, but never mediocre”.

Cartier weeps for ANDY, and the devil ragged off his Prada®️

In Washington, it has now been confirmed that aside from being a JEFFEREY EPSTEIN co-la-bor-ator, a traitor to the United States of America, a cheat, and the most corrupt political figure (next to Ken Paxton, of course) Donald John Trump is also a sniviling coward who used his press secretary as a decoy after that worthless piece-of-shit learned that he had yet another target on his head, on this occassion as he flyed the friendly AEGEAN’s sky.

Case in point : con las Malvinas por Groenlandia y …

Semper Suicides — Yup, that is what Ronald Reagan would have wanted, a two-week war extended indefinetly.

 

Note to editors : no photoshoped AI was harmed in the capture of a partial eclipse in France. Additionally, no turkey-trotting-Trump or any of his cabinet and/or their staff was harmed (and/or blown the fuck out of the sky) in the catering caper at the Nato summit of Erdoğan.

 

Y en GUATEMALA un Disneylandia.

Deer Willie Geist, please be informed that the outdated “Dr. Evil” is now obsolete, the cruelty descriptor that youse aiming at is “The Croat”.

And starring as La Dama : la perra Pirro.

 

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind “MARCO’s Moment”, even Ambassador Mike Huckabee is up-side “un-settled” and finally realizing that the Jews settling on Palestinean grounds are TERRORISTs and not the chosen people of “tribes”.

https ://apnews .com /article /israel-west-bank-settler-violence-palestinian-qusra-huckabee

In local news, sychophantic spokeswoman outside of the Oval Office in Washington quits her job upon finding out that her “dear leader” was willing and able to let her blow up in the sky while the son-of-a-bitch (Turkey-Trot-Trump) worked on a “T-bone steak à la carte” and headed for towards Chuck Berry’s “Promised Land” ; Los Ang’less, givz Mí Northfolk, Virginia, tidewater four ten o nine.

Chief Foot~BMX’er Guy and a freeborn man

Musical Guest : Junior Brown
… that’s right, you’re Knot from Texas

Y-knot? It’s the last THEY of the Semiquincentennial decades of the so-called “American Century”, as the “land of the brave” faces its biggest challenge ; come November Öüï will put Benjamin Franc-lin to the test and show France, if Lafayette’s investment stood up against tyranny, or … stay tuned 🍄 for details.

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You say you’re not from Paris…

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GOOOOOOOOOD Morniiiiiiiing, North Bergen!

I’ve been hanging out here for eleven long years like a church mouse wondering where the cat has gone
And looking at you now is driving me to distraction… Anesthasia Ruhles.

Please be advised that in Lutece the time is now, 11 am and in Hilo, Hawaii, Wednesday still remains ; in Texas, USA, Davy Crockett can lick my (dead) pineapples ⚰ (said one dead 🇺🇲 soldier).

No Knew War Powers and No Raw Doggin’ Anastasia… Ewe fóKin Bolshevik ; that´s $800 U.S. per dose, nigga… 1,2,3,4,5,6-7

Dying for Eric Trump’s family’s welfare, one gringo at-a-Time 🍍

 

In local news :

God bless Israel in the Wild Frontier of Palestine, Shalom bitches—Shalom. Any 🦉 hoot, from the producers of VIEJAS FEAS : yo no soy anti semita, it’s true that Eye is an anti-Christ but that is only on account that Jesús owes Mí, Cinco lucas en M.N.³, but Öüï actually love semitas, especially with atole in the winter time, what Armando Segovia is, is 100% against the State of Israel.

³~. Bullets, is what the Very French refer to as the “moolah” of and what the Cubans in Veracruz (México) call “moneda 🪙 nacional”.

https ://www .revistafundamentos com .mx/ cubans-storm-the-veracruz-congress

El Ruedo

 

Now, what’Eva—Ewe dew, don’t get me started with the VIEJAS 🧜‍♀️  LOCAS de fip-à-vacances.

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

It takes Big Balls, Pablo Torre, it takes “big balls” to bring Kung Fu to the mix

Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra

« Le Mexique est champion…

Note to editors : Öüï, and the makers of this most non-consequential blog remain committed to our Pablo Torre “translucent guayabera” watch ; on today’s episode Pablo betrays The Roots and goes full Wu Tang on the DOGE crowd.

des disparitions ! »

Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :

https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles

The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?

 

Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?