Category Archives: Book Two

You Are Not Serious Rosbifs : FAFO

In Paris, Texas, James TALARICO won’t steal Le Pen, i shit youse not.

FAFO… Farage Around and Find Out.

 

Santa María madre de dios, ruega por PÉTAIN ahora y en la hora de su traición hoy en tu día de l’Asunción… long liturgy short, Mother Mary was ascenDead in both body and Soul onto heaven without having to stop in purgatory ; in the same day, Marshal Pétain was sentenced by a post-war high court to hang from a rope, but “oh, praire shit” due to his advanced age of 89 the death sentence was downgraded to life in prison. In the words of wikipedia via General de Gaulle, Pétain was “successively banal, then glorious, then deplorable, but never mediocre”.

Cartier weeps for ANDY, and the devil ragged off his Prada®️

In Washington, it has now been confirmed that aside from being a JEFFEREY EPSTEIN co-la-bor-ator, a traitor to the United States of America, a cheat, and the most corrupt political figure (next to Ken Paxton, of course) Donald John Trump is also a sniviling coward who used his press secretary as a decoy after that worthless piece-of-shit learned that he had yet another target on his head, on this occassion as he flyed the friendly AEGEAN’s sky.

Case in point : con las Malvinas por Groenlandia y …

Semper Suicides — Yup, that is what Ronald Reagan would have wanted, a two-week war extended indefinetly.

 

Note to editors : no photoshoped AI was harmed in the capture of a partial eclipse in France. Additionally, no turkey-trotting-Trump or any of his cabinet and/or their staff was harmed (and/or blown the fuck out of the sky) in the catering caper at the Nato summit of Erdoğan.

 

Y en GUATEMALA un Disneylandia.

Deer Willie Geist, please be informed that the outdated “Dr. Evil” is now obsolete, the cruelty descriptor that youse aiming at is “The Croat”.

And starring as La Dama : la perra Pirro.

 

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind “MARCO’s Moment”, even Ambassador Mike Huckabee is up-side “un-settled” and finally realizing that the Jews settling on Palestinean grounds are TERRORISTs and not the chosen people of “tribes”.

https ://apnews .com /article /israel-west-bank-settler-violence-palestinian-qusra-huckabee

In local news, sychophantic spokeswoman outside of the Oval Office in Washington quits her job upon finding out that her “dear leader” was willing and able to let her blow up in the sky while the son-of-a-bitch (Turkey-Trot-Trump) worked on a “T-bone steak à la carte” and headed for towards Chuck Berry’s “Promised Land” ; Los Ang’less, givz Mí Northfolk, Virginia, tidewater four ten o nine.

Chief Foot~BMX’er Guy and a freeborn man

Musical Guest : Junior Brown
… that’s right, you’re Knot from Texas

Y-knot? It’s the last THEY of the Semiquincentennial decades of the so-called “American Century”, as the “land of the brave” faces its biggest challenge ; come November Öüï will put Benjamin Franc-lin to the test and show France, if Lafayette’s investment stood up against tyranny, or … stay tuned 🍄 for details.

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You say you’re not from Paris…

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GOOOOOOOOOD Morniiiiiiiing, North Bergen!

I’ve been hanging out here for eleven long years like a church mouse wondering where the cat has gone
And looking at you now is driving me to distraction… Anesthasia Ruhles.

Please be advised that in Lutece the time is now, 11 am and in Hilo, Hawaii, Wednesday still remains ; in Texas, USA, Davy Crockett can lick my (dead) pineapples ⚰ (said one dead 🇺🇲 soldier).

No Knew War Powers and No Raw Doggin’ Anastasia… Ewe fóKin Bolshevik ; that´s $800 U.S. per dose, nigga… 1,2,3,4,5,6-7

Dying for Eric Trump’s family’s welfare, one gringo at-a-Time 🍍

 

In local news :

God bless Israel in the Wild Frontier of Palestine, Shalom bitches—Shalom. Any 🦉 hoot, from the producers of VIEJAS FEAS : yo no soy anti semita, it’s true that Eye is an anti-Christ but that is only on account that Jesús owes Mí, Cinco lucas en M.N.³, but Öüï actually love semitas, especially with atole in the winter time, what Armando Segovia is, is 100% against the State of Israel.

³~. Bullets, is what the Very French refer to as the “moolah” of and what the Cubans in Veracruz (México) call “moneda 🪙 nacional”.

https ://www .revistafundamentos com .mx/ cubans-storm-the-veracruz-congress

El Ruedo

 

Now, what’Eva—Ewe dew, don’t get me started with the VIEJAS 🧜‍♀️  LOCAS de fip-à-vacances.

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

It takes Big Balls, Pablo Torre, it takes “big balls” to bring Kung Fu to the mix

Eye pities the Foo’ who wears a lip-synched Shaolin Fù to the set.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /mexico-es-campeon-en-desaparicion-colectivos-de-buscadores-marchan-en-reforma-previo-al-partido-mexico-inglaterra

« Le Mexique est champion…

Note to editors : Öüï, and the makers of this most non-consequential blog remain committed to our Pablo Torre “translucent guayabera” watch ; on today’s episode Pablo betrays The Roots and goes full Wu Tang on the DOGE crowd.

des disparitions ! »

Fuck it, if Donald Trump can change “Innocents Day” from December the 28th to July the 5th, then Öüï will change Saint Valentine’s Day from 14 / 02 to 06 / 06 :

https ://www .marianne .net /ameriques /big-balls-et-musk-des-etats-unis-a-la-france-pourquoi-les-politiques-sont-obsedes-par-leurs-couilles

The Family Jewels, “Big balls” and Musk: from the United States to France, why are politicians obsessed with their “balls”?

 

Over on the MAGA watch, David Noriega is starting to look and sound like Paola Ramos, which begs the question, is Paola not man enough to hold the co-respondants job? C’mon Cousin Joe, what says you about the meaning of masculinity in a Latin American short story?

… and Golden Earring goes here ; Page 299 Fou (Le Christ)

La última letra, después de la griega and, the slanted cross in front of an upside-down EmE.

Volt ⚡ Aire 🌬️ the Frenchman stars as “Cuni-Cuni” François-Marie Arouet aka ‘la rana’.

 

Cuni, cuni, asegura la rana, que cuándo Dalila se siente sola Sansón saca la marihuana on top of the Empire State zénith, and Zoe, I don’t select the news cycles and the narrative pretty much writes itself.

 

And now, a closer look with Stephanie Ruhle and the Creation of Job. Full disclosure, no A.I. bubbles were burst.

It Sells

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Vamos pues, con “El Ángel” : first African victory in de Have-l’ange’s tournament

“Me pongo de pie”, se escucha venir desde la Quai d’Orsay justo ante “El.Ángel” atalayado que devisa Les Invalides desde el Puente Alejandro III en El Sena.

Being For The Benefit of Jean-Marie Faustin Godefroid “João” de Havelange,

El Ángel Fernández : And it’s not that the Mexican national team’s outstanding record for the FIRST part of the phrase, “jugamos como nunca” is anything other than fabulous. But that part of la oración is now complete and it wouldn’t make a difference if the second part of that presagio turns out in favor of The Basque³, but the issue here is that we, the staff of this most non-consequential blog cannot enjoy the real World Cup, the one which is inclusive of all of the teams in the globe and not just the 50 States of the U.S. and of course, Canada, especially when there’s a thing called ICE behaving  like the Schutzstaffel and Runic numerals on Elephant hunters’ jerseys from Valhalla’s tribe.

³~. Mexican National Team coach, Javier Aguirre.

If only, CLAUDIA 🇲🇽 SHEINBAUM, if only Ándres Manuel López Obrador, would have been more like Habib 🇹🇳 Bourguiba (Argentina ⚽ 1978) maybe [just maybe] you would not have to be dealing with Governess Eugenia ”Maru” la chihuahuense—Campos and, that governor from “El Chapo’s” territory in Badiraguato, KANSAS ; or his counterpart in Tijuana, Marina del Pilar Ávila because we are referring to AMLO’s compadre in Mazatlán, the former governor of Sinaloa, the great Ruben Rocha Moya.

2 de junio de 1978, 16:45 en ROSARIO, Argentina, Estadio Lisandro de la Torre dónde el equipo nacional de Habib 🇹🇳Bourguiba obtains the first African victory in a World ⚽ Cup ; for team México it was 1/3 of their darkest hour in World Cup history (up to that point), almost as dark as the POLICE torture cellars below the Buenos Aires Naval Mechanics School, but that’s only because of the similarities between Trump’s FIFA caprice and General Jorge Rafael Videla “National Reorganization Process” and other assorted Condors in The Andes regions of Uncle Sam in Simón Bolivar’s South.

 

Note to Editors: please skip “la última letra” on account that the “Diccionario amoroso de la Biblia (Decoin, D. Oct. 2009 ; PLON) only goes to the i-griega. Don’t ask why.

And, Jacqueline Alemany, Eye bets youse glad that your gram.pa was not named “Italiani”

I love you Giorgia, but youse bringing Macron down, i-know—Eye-knows that you two need each other to complement the infamous Marquis de Sade’s Miramar Treaty, signed in Trieste ; for the benefit of Napoléon III.

https:// www .telegraph .co .uk /2026/06/25 /macron-and-meloni-mull-marriage-convenience-french-riviera/

🎶 Vamos juntos hasta Italia, nos bañaremos en la playa 👙.

 

ISSY-Marianne-des Moulineaux, sí. All Eye needs is tú notes 🎶 and one Pint before noon in Paname y-N-Roma, pero eso sí, con mucho amoR.

Breaking in Paris, it’s Trou 🕳️ 🏊🏿‍♀️ it seems that “My Nigga’s in Paris” can’t swim ; not a myth, just a mirror from le canal… what in the Fuck do they teach you at the Piscine!!! How not to wear shity-stampped 🫟 swimwear?

https:// www .leparisien .fr /canicule-55-deces -par-noyade-recenses-depuis-le-debut-de-lepisode-de-fortes-chaleurs-26-06-2026

Never mind the punchline , here comes the delivery.

 

and Paola Ramos, it’s 2016 and Eye can’t recognize the West-world anymore ; especially Tamaulipas, the Mexican state in the SHAPE of a sitting elephant, which no-body seems to see… probably because of that little fucking Chihuahua to the east of Piedras Negras in Coahuila.

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