Runners on 1st and 2nd with one out and Louise Michel at the mound is showing quite a command of her signature “Windmill Slider ball”, Martinez swings and it’s Strike Two — Macron takes off trying to steal Third Base but The Emperor behind the plate is already sending a cannon ball to Chuck De Gaulle and that’s two and one to go, Little Jupiter missed the steal. La tal Marine Perrine Le Pen remains at first and Philippe Martinez goes on Strike…. that motherfucker!!!
In local news, French people have the distinct honor of joining the 100,000 coronavid club, but judging from the new sitting areas that are springing up along the gutters next to bistro bars the devil may care.
Still to come, “El coronel no tiene putas que le escriban”… only on TELEVISA-UNIVISION.
“Quand je serai grand je serai a COMMERCIAL ».
Today’s CGT Strike is being brought to you by the Queen of Great Britain who just sent a KISS-CAM jingle dedicated to Prince Philip who is sitting next to the Military Industrial Complex squad near Third Base, the audio memento arrives in the voice of Adele and her 007 Bond hit: 🎶 Never forget, you work for me. Prince Philip of course takes the message with a smile and a cup of tea, because “Desperation” is so British, güey, and Prince Philip is of course Greek.
President Macron swings and drives the camera attention between Michel and Fouquet closing up on Saint Jeanne d’Arc’s glove. Macron is on first and up next on the batting order is the Marine Perrine Le Pen.
Chuck De Gaulle signals Michel to throw Four Balls at Le Pen. Chuck then walked over to the stands to say hello to Prince Phillip. Macron is on Second, Le Pen on First and at the Plate is CGT honcho Philippe Martinez.
— Well i’ll be damned, I see that someone finally got your ass into the field.
Meanwhile in Minneapolis, Marvin and The Last Poets just signed a new Fried Chicken Commercial deal for The Super Bowl .:. 4AE3B7DB-E41B-4E27-B421-BBB2B141475C 🎶🎶🎶 Oh, makes Mí wanna hollar— Speak not of revolution until you are willing to eat rats to survive.
— Indeed, Chuck wanted to be on first, but he settled for third in exchange of a life-time supply of Champy’s special Les Halles rat–on–a–stick with a weekly ration of thinly sliced Elephant carpaccio.
— Anyhow, Phil, how did Ike’s Military Industrial Complex do? Did we beat the Russians?
Al parecer las jerarquías francesas en la administración de lo que se conoce como “el hexágono” van a llevar el mismo patrón (intelectual y estratégico) que el de las ligas de fútbol profesional en Europa.
En fin, ¿qué tienen que ver los tres diferentes Hôtel de Rambouillet anteriormente identificados, el servicio de lavandería de la Cruz Roja en la Plaza de las victorias, El Instituto Cervantes, Tumbona Ediciones y, los amigos de Javier Sicilia en París?
Pepe Garduño no me puede dejar mentir, his quick recap for the known news of April 9, 2013… it was about lobby firms selling “fear” to the Mexican government, fear of AK-47’s and “military style” rifles and other assorted truffles (punto y coma) the difference is that NOW, in 2021, la rue Vivianne is paying closer attention to Ancient Aliens, or the X-files, or some Alternative views from los cerros.
Normally, when mere “leaders” die on to better pastures those mortals get a 21-Gun Salute; leave it to the Royals to add an extra 20 boom-bangs just because.
Por las “ruelles” de los muelles .:. 7E0A6692-2AC1-42E7-AB8D-EA7A84A8E886 🔄 segoviaspixes 2021; CopyLeft — Creative Commons and all that Jazz.
En Yucatán les llaman, “lindo hermoso”, ¡bomba!
Yada, yada, yada follows…
Zoomed angle on Callamard’s bunt… the ball met Louise Michel midway to First* base where the specter of Nicolas Fouquet made the easy tag on Team XXI Century. Up next is President Macron.
* First base, as well as the right and left fields are aleatory positions. The phenomena is a result of Julius César’s Centerfield siege during the opening show, a treaty was reached and the rest, as they say, “is history”. Nicolas Fouquet is by-the-way the official ghost of the entire Bois de Vincennes and if you’ve read the MountThe Count of Monte Caprio, then you might recognize that the Nicolas Fouquet’s arc is also the original idea behind Quiet Riot’s “Bang your head” record cover.
… [i]l dut être transformée 1689 pour s’intégrer a l’ordonnance de la nouvelle Place des Victoires, President Macron fait rhabiller la façadeselon les dessins de l’architect de la Ville: Le Vau/ Le Notre/ Le Brun et Colbert S.A. de C.V. L.L.C.
Aussi, the first thing that you should know about le Hôtel de Ramboulliet (Paris, Centre) is that in a three-block radius there have been at least three buildings with that same name; por ejemplo, Yasmin Vassoughian, the HdR that stood near the Louvre (the one with the “précieux” in the tag) has nothing to do with the HdR on rue Saint-Honoré, which a certain Cardinal Richelieu purchased to build his own shack in the mid-1620’s, and that one has certainly nothing to do with the Parisian Paddle sign that advertises the site of yet another HdR that was built in the late ’80’s of Moliere’s century, and which now graces the façade of one of Henri Dunant’s greatest contribution to world, The Red Cross (laundry service).
Ladies in Gemini, it takes a lot of MUONS to bring back Florence Cassez on the eve of the special section from “the gift shop” at La Villette, but the song remains the same: if the court decision was good enough for the French government, why is Israel behind bars right now?
Now, if you know Squat about this blog then youse in/on the right track, because nothing, Secretary Callamard, on this blog is uploaded by Mí on a mere whim… just ask FRANCISCA at the front desk of your Paris (Villette) Division Headquarters, after the customary confessionesque round-robin she sent me over to Rue Vivienne, casi esquina con la AFP; just in front of former U.S. Senator (R-MS) Claire McCaskill’s “cloak room” connection at La Bourse. Anyhow, Secretary General Agnès Callamard, i don’t have your predecessor’s “ANNUAL REPORT”, yet. I do however, have the OBSERVATORIE DE L’ACCÈS AUX DROITS ET AUX SOINSDANS LES PROGRAMMES DE MÉDECINS DU MONDE EN FRANCE in my possession, for now anyhow… hold that thought.
C’mon mama don’t be common… Indeed, Secretary General Agnès Callamard, came out swinGing in this first week at her post.
— In comes the changeup from Michel… the spin of that throw may be reviewed on Pg. 3 of N° 3620* transliteration of the Olympic Rules for Fast-pitched softball, “La parole est libre mais à condition qu’elle soit conforme au bien de la justice », Callamard (Team XXI Century) bunts and Michel (Team La Commune) picks up, throws to 1st, and it’s one out.
Julius César’s shenanigans allowed Team XXI Century the opportunity to evaluate the possibility of pairing Hidalgo with a “designated hitter”. The concerns from last month’s street poll on the teasers of Marianne suggested to-a-captive audience that Le Pen would have a field day with Hidalgo if the first round of elections were conducted just weeks ago in the month of March.
… technical difficulties prevented the swift delivery of the rest of the reports.
• Ingenuity helicopters a Red section of Helios territory
In SPORTS: Bobby Beasley takes pole at The 150th R.A.T.P.* Wacky Poetry Race á la Île-de-France.
— To celebrate the occasion el restaurant-bar “El Olimpo“ de La Colonia ROMA was awarded the contract to slice the carpaccio out of the elephants and other assorted exotic beasts from the Municipal Zoo à Vincennes. Celebrity A-list for this gala includes Mario Vargas Llosa, Enrique Peña Nieto, a Su Majestad El Rey [de España] y, por supuesto al papá de Luís Miguel.
[Illustration of thinly sliced Elephant from the Vincennes Municipal Zoo]
🗣 Extras! Extras in Paris!!! Get your Extras before they go the way of le pain perdu.
The choice of the new generation… Coke is for wetbacks, y la budWAYser pa’braceros. .:. A quick programming note: NON-readers of this blog are reminded that the month of April 2021 will allot a portion of its space to Last Month’s news To They as part of Spring clean-up and maintenance.
• Not to be outmoxied by NIKE, La Pecsi (a PepsiCo subsidiary in the Golden Triangle in México) lands deal on Red Hot Issue involving aliens.
🗣 Extra, extraaaaterrexistential news. Get your extraaaaterrexistential news before they switch it over to Jupiter.
Bianca se Salvó, because Inka ran out of tinta, and so Nic, Nic had to drop a letter from his jolly good name.
In the mean time, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s 10 pm — at the Police Commissariat near Alesia (75014) the time there is already Tuesday (punto y coma) meet us over at Page 6 of last month’s La Crise de La Croix du Covid–19 of N° 41972 de LA CROIX.
Check it out, bato, when you get to the bottom of this post please relay to The Rachel Maddow Show, via Nicole Wallace, of course, to jump to page Tú of weekend edition. Ta’güeno güey, o quiere usted que le guise un huevo también?
Be veöüï, veöüï quiet… You might wake up Bjork and then Medhi will have a riot.
Of course you know that the ese between the slash-es-es-esas denotes /sarcasm/. Now Congressman, i don’t know the first “T” about Texas but i know one thing. I know that Medhi Hassan’s Big Texas Brisket lunch is nothing compared to the continuing repercussions of a stomach flu, [this is the reason why i am up right now]… but on a more serious note, like say, Mí (🎶) the Big Texas voting restriction Law that just got voted in the Austin City Limits is a direct reflection of back-handed deals in the court rooms there. Like the political cartoon of April’s fool from El Heraldo de México, it’s all about “el interés”.
Well, what a heck, Medhi, since over on your side of The Atlantic it is still Paul ManaFarty’s birthday, and the fact that i will never get a hired again, i’m gonna do TRMS on the RT set. Witt that in M.I.N.D. “watch this space” and keep an eye out for Waldo.
Anyhow, Cerf-panthère… no es lo mismo La Cómoda de MARIA BUTINA, que acomódame a Florence Marie Cassez… but Eye get’s what The Serpent on page 8 of Nº 3619 means about playing with a new language… and this, STEPHANIE MENOU, is what your supervisor Bruno and his chain of command could not fucking get in 2011/15, in other words, AT THE TIME, it was not the time to fuck with your beautifullenguas.
1. … (Context for drawing Monkees follows).
Now about last night’s* strange happening right in front of where i pitched my tent (Check the Camera, Chuck)…
It’s nothing really only a white van with a guy at the driver seat, the peculiarity of the encounter was the skills of whomever imprinted, with the palm of a hand, the distinct accidental shape of a butterfly. A picture was not possible given the menacing face of the dude at the wheel, so take my word for it, it was quite a sight to see on account of the oily imprint on the passenger’s window and the sort of, kind a, looking prism shifting colors of the hospital sign that broke on through that Psycharama.
Message received, en donde quiera se cuecen habas, if you would like that translated to French legalese just ask “the expert”, Florence Marie Cassez.
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.
La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331
* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.
Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.
… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:
Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».
“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.
… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.
Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.
Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺
And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.
All that the Frenchman could say was:
“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”
It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.
🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:
… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!
Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.