22/11/2021 at 17h28 in CET… EXIT 2036 Périph Interior

The Road to Boulogne-sur-Mer

If the maths are correct, then in 2021 the French went ahead and invented the Autobahn del Interior… [Hear Mí Out, Franck] if the maths are correct then by 2036 The French Périph will become lo que el hijo de don Porfirio Muñoz-Ledo y Lazo de la Vega,  Porfirio Thierry Muñoz- Ledo Chevannier denominaría por allá en los años del “PEÑATO³” como un Patrimonio de La Fiesta de La Humanidad, asi como Patty Smith, ~pues… «iel» est classé Monument historique, c’est de la PROspective.

³.~ Porfirio es un excelente partido {Representante Permanente de México ante la UNESCO}… [A] día de hoy, es uno de los niños mimados del partido que gobernara Enrique Peña Nieto… todo un portento para una jovencísima Genoveva.
04/12/2014 23:40 CET
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USO justo de todos los chismes.

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And Ewe knows Eye got{s} SOUL —_!_—
If i was a dancer (dance part. 2)
The Rolling Stones (1979)
ALBUM
Rarities 1971-2003 (1979)
LABEL
EMI

Anyhow, FRANCK, you remember this, right around the bend of 2014 a quasi-spaniard² with the legs of lego® doll was the SUPERINTENDENT of of all things related to the peripheric avenues along:

².~ Let the FO’ist « hijo de la chingada » en las filas de PROMéXICO who denies that don MANUEL “Carlos” VALLS is from BARCELONA throw the FO’ist STONE, because BARCELONA ladies in Gemini, as Évry body knows is CATALUNYA y no es ESPAÑA. Now about those lego™ legs, Président Hollande declared these a state secret©.

LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE

El canal de la Mancha de Jordan 23… NIKE has no SOUL, that is why they CALL her VICTORIA.

BREAKING THE NEWS, not to be outdone by THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR, The International New York Times [ISSUE Number No. 43,135] France edition € 4.00. is re~inventing the INTERNATIONAL BRIGADES with a CALL to ARMS in THAILAND where the PEOPLES’s DEFENSE FORCE, according to the AFP and GETTY Images (those motherfuclkers) say that the resistance opposes the Myanmar’s regime.

ÖÜI now returns to, LA CHRONOLOGIE COMPARATIVE DU GRAND PALAIS ET DU PÉRIPHÉRIQUE, or Something like that.

WILLA JEAN reporting from The Combo Stop at Route 66 where Willa is talking to a French tourist who calls himself Luc Fregón… and The REVEREND Al Sharpton and 300 Ministes say, “fregón, eh!!! Will, put that motherfucker to the test“, On Route, ~66.

Mr. Fregón according to the 4db band is a Urban traffic controller for the RER, which like him in the 1960’s was nothing more that a little tadpole in his daddy’s loins. Anyhow Mr. Fregón, if that is even his real name, introduces us to this —EXPRESSO DRINKING, red wine sippin’, GOAT-TEE SPORTIN’ 32° hipster— named Pierre¹ Vivien.

¹.~ Thereby throwing the FO’ist stonethat motherfucker!

On The Bad Plus… R U 4 REEL? FISH SCALES for lunch, what is this 2017?

Évry body with short Lego Legs® wants to Rule The World.

El gran campeón mexicano {es} gato de Slim… pero sí: CMB, AMB, OMB y FIB,

But really, how broke is too low and how high is too po‘… Let’s ask, LEO. And FYI, hoy no hubo jazz.

https ://mxpolitico .com /nacional /cada-vez-se-parece-mas-al-pri-john-ackerman-critica-a-mario-delgado-y-morena/

Así, o más, “te lo dije ALICIA LEOS“,
no por nada pero se me hace que Ackerman y su señora Doctora esposa (la de SANTA CRUZ UC) ya no los van a “desPRIstegiar” aqui en Saint-Germain-des-Belleville.

Ahora cuéntame una of your brother-in-law, —cuñado. Next thing you know, John Mill Ackerman is going to be a CANELO fan.

Con el permiso de sus mercedes allá en LA JORNADA this ‘stropha hooks like so and swings from the Top Down, en LILAS², (knot LILLE).

Diego Luna stars as a prop for Televisa Deportes in this section, and nothing more.

— ¿Cómo que a, Ay!¹, se le escapó la pelea del CAN°E.L.O. contra Plant? … pues que no se supone que Ay! debe estar al tanto de todo lo que pasa en México y su conexión con El Año de México en LILLE… puta madre!

And Eye responde in the voice of Fenster The Copy Editor…

Sorry, yo no LEO*, yo Armando, Diego.

* For non-AQUARIANS, armando is a gerund… Di es “decir” plus ego.

Dedicated to Nicaragua en La Jornada…
Ondulated dentils en forma de TEJAS

¹.~Pronounced like EYE at {the} Paris in {Las} Vegas.

https://www.jornada.com.mx/notas/2021/11/06/deportes/canelo-noquea-a-plant-en-onceavo-round-y-se-corona-tetracampeon/

El “Canelo” is in the dentils (punto y coma) no bandwagon here. In French this translates as taking care of the home work, not to be confused with homework… Moore on that after the break, right now it’s time for another edition of, Sorry Eye Missed That. This week’s edition features one of only two combat sports that Öüï follows, the other (off-course) being Boxing.

Gennady — Canelo… and Sun worshiping in Paris on a cloudy day

So… “motherfucker”, eh!, “concha tu madre” diría a lo mejor el gran Messi desde la banca³

Canelo, Canelo, ra, ra, ra. (Wakala… sabe a Slim{e}, but it had to be done) Canelo is on top. The fucker is a G.O.A.T. [in his class].
I have to pay… here is my TACO de SAPO de LA SORBONA como castigo:

“Cada vez se parece más al PRI”: John Ackerman critica a Mario Delgado y Morena 

https ://www .football-espana .net /2021/11/04 /lionel-messi-barcelona-madrid-injury

³.~ Shape-shifting term that can either mean a financial institution, like say a bank, or the bench from where Leonel is cashing in ‘cus he’s a broke dick.

And Messi (30), sorry if Eye made a Mess {see} of your NOM [Norma d’Origen Mexicano]

Intermedio {en} Improvisation in Jazz, by Bill Evans

Legacy Edition³

https ://www .fip .fr /musiques-du-monde /afrobeat /fela-kuti-celebre-avec-plusieurs-reeditions -19498

And still to come: AFROBEAT, Fela Kuti might be celebrated in a number of re-editions, but in Oh_Hi_Oh, Fela Kuti can go fuck-a-duck because BLACK LIVES don’t matter over yonder; ask Ginger and that Baker fellow at the London Scene.

Based on a true Freeloader, Freddie… ask Davis, he can see for Miles and, —Ewe know the song: miles and miles and miles.

Dear, Library manager or*, whatever your official title is, check it out {Sir and/or Madam}, the Paris Tourism board might think that they have the perfect Miles Davis collection at the Alice Cooper {knot Gee Pee’s Bpi’s²} Center of the Beaubourg’s depression in front of Stravinski’s fuente… but they don’t.

*.~ Let U.S. just call you SMITH{s}
²
.~ Georges Pompidou’s bibliothèque d’information publique

Over at the Grand Ole Opryit’s Paris City LimitsTonight’s firmament of stars brings you Amalia Rodrigues and Dolly Parton in ah sort of, kind-ah Lynchburg Tennessee FADO with a Twist of TWANG… Yeah Buddy!!!

And here is why la biblioteca de información pública de La República de Francia no tiene la colección perfecta de Miles Davis on the Third Floor, because the{mmm} racks {👙} that house Miles Davis there don’t have {with} in its catalogue the alternate takes of, So What (punto y coma) or Fran-Dance.

The Miles Davis Quintet — RESCUE edition (2021)

and Eye quotes:

There is a Japanese visual art in which the artist is forced to be spontaneous.

{ if less than 1984 then

add an S to a bracketed H

}

S[he]must paint on a thin stretched parchement with a special brush and black…

{ if more than 2007 then

replace h2o with a registered trademark

}

[WaWa] paint in such a way that an unnatural or interrupted stroke will destroy the line or break through the parchment.

Yada, yada — and Eye might add— yada.

Any how, Mr. and/or Mlle. Smith{s}… Eye knows this Cherokee fucker who knows a guy… IN WASHINGTON, of course, who is willing to let go of It! {free of charge} benevolamente because I know the kind of Freeloaders Ewe French people are when it comes to ART¹

Wolfman Jack at the mic:
And if you didn’t see or heard that song on that DVD, check the Blues For PABLO, the song is: Come And Get It (Anthology Version 3).

CD 1 — Track 8 – Freddie Freeloader – False Start
En contexto, maybe i am Paranoid, maybe i am just annoyed, but what Eye can relay is that more and more a certain kind of musical genre is being thrown out on Green Dolphin Street, and Eye reckons that the “abuelitos” y las “abuelitas” de todas y todos los Cerf-panthères of la Île-de-Pécresse are going on to better pastures and those ingrates are just dumping the Masterpieces like Christmas Pandemic Mascots after all THE MASKS ARE GONE.

¹.~ Ask a Mexican, a real Mexican, not that fellow at the Orange County Register in Anaheim, California or those fuckers in the Amigos de México club à la bNf, period.

Six minutes, six minutes ~ Gil Scott-Heron you’re on… Gil Scott-Heron youse on

Take, IT!, —from Mí— Miss Turner:

Lyrics continue:
… Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

My REM relay did say that “it starts with an earthquake

And, Lindsey Reiser, that kid on the Cross Talk with Tiffany Cross is not Tiffany.
— Hey kid!

Get off the set Kid! Öüï is about to wordpress a horror movie but before Öüï cross the line the staff would like to relay that no “petit moutons d’Ouessant” were harmed in the making of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Circus.

From The New York Times… don’t go pretending like you (Bush 43/Nicolle Wallace) didn’t know where THE BUCK $🎚Ø₽€D, back when Vice-President Cheney was savoring the HALLIBURTON contracts in Baghdad.

U.S. Signals It Will Release Some Still-Secret Files on Saudi Arabia and 9/11

But Speaking of AIR AMERICARandy Rhodes, the follow-up TALK Radio HOST to The Al Franken Show and, the pre-cursor to The Rachel Maddow (previous to her career as a COMCAST OverlordE pundit on the MSNBC’s shows), that Randy Rhodes! Is getting inducted in OCTOBER (tenía que ser) into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I personally did KNOT know back in 2001, that Radio Randy played the AX, on the OZ[z]Y Beat.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Randi_Rhodes

“More COWBELL!!!” — La vache!

It takes a real Buffon to put Lamarck [ah] del Zorro on the Local News in París… [A]nd Perrine, i found your Tequiza®️ poppy fields in a Jardín de Plantas… you are not fooling anyone by changing the name to “YUNCANTAN”, Öüí knows that fip . fr supports “Rape and Murder” since 1971. ASK “El Güero”, Beck, and please, Denis Soula (vacationing motherfucker) don’t go blaming “The French Tequila” on the BBC and Their Satanic Majesty ($€cret) Request on Sky TV.

When it comes to President Biden’s “get off my Pentagon lawn” approach on the formally U.S. backed Afghan government :

It’s Urbanis… not ubris

this is a note to Linsey Reiser, call it what it is, Lindsey Reiser, it’s a BLITZKRIEG, not a “lightning” takeover.

To put the biology angle in perspective, Öüï is going to require the services of The Fly on account that Count Buffon did not think that insects should hold the interest of a naturalist… https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jeff_Goldblum dicho de otra manera la doctrina de Buffon, según wikipedia’s footnotes, https ://fr.wikipedia .org /wiki /Georges-Louis_Leclerc_de_Buffon #cite_note -:0-17 focused on degenerations whereas Charles doctrine observed the evolution of the species… cuestión de enfoque, o como dice Rick STENGEL on Deadline: it’s an OPTICS thing, Katty Kay.

End of week 32º, 2021 (punto y coma… 🎚) Friday The 13th en el Weekend de l’Ascension de el Jr.

Which is why Öüï is going to request the services of la silhouette of a Young Catherine Deneuve and the head of little Coco d’Ouessan at les jardins du Luxembourg.

Over on the PBS-es, our hero Groot stars as a “Large-leaf tree intoxicating fish,” hilarity ensues, Gwen, after an “Orange-eye butterfly Pompadouris introduced by Padre Armand[o] David in 1869 at le jardin du Vincennes. Trou Story!

And, Sirene Claire… Ewe knows what else it’s —yes it IS— Trou 🕳, Catherine Deneuve es una vil AGROpecuaria.HORTIculista, period!

Over at The Chuy Scarborough Show, Victoria Escobar is at the Plate

And, Mr. Pinault-Hayek, please stand-by for Sun Tzu point 7.33 (Maneuvering on an uphill) Knives Out!!!

In any self-Respecting republic, little are, it would be a matter of public record; in Paris-Texas it is a matter of… what’s the Word? What’s the worD¿*… Ask, Los Amigos de México en Francia… i’m retiring.

Juanito Lemire reports:

But FO’ist! We switch, IT!, over to the Règie at the Plages de Paris where Godzilla and King Kong are scrambling over The Scene of The Seine (punto y coma) hilarity ensues when Hydra shows up and 3 of the five heads on that dragon split from the beast to intervene on behalf of Kong who, BTW Madame Hidalgo, was minding his own fucking business listening to Mott (the Wet) Hopple.

And, former BBC Washington Correspondent now, Ozzy Media Editor, Katty Kay, we’d like to give the Régie a shout-out now that his graffiti crew finally called one 24 hours before the an event in front of them before it happened. With this in mind, we now return to Pablo’s Studio on top of a KFC at La Place de l’Italie.

[flashback] Hey, Jonathan Capeheart… ‘member When THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS rolled out the red carpet on them Talibans?

One can’t literally make the Godfather up.

TEXAS needs to be dismantled and then returned to Mexico. Texas, like short people have 🎶 no reason to live.

Don Corleone: Tom, I advised Michael. I never thought you were a bad Consigliari. I thought Santino was a bad Don, rest in peace. Michael has all my confidence as do you. But there are reasons why you must have nothing to do with what’s going to happen.

Santino: Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You’re really stupid!

And with this FINAL segment Salma Hayek, Öüï hopes that the staff can clear-out, separate, archive, and most importantly, Madame CESCA Giggles-Rigole, differentiate between events and their context; and Mika Brezezinski, perhaps it would help to use the anology of today’s Morning Chuy Show regarding the Republicans having their “hippie” moment, with a look like Sid Viscious (to the tune of Benny 🕊 Hinn) or some Punk like that.

For the record, Carolina, some McDo’s (not all) back in 2018 tried the same reactionary reaction with the WordPress “server”, eventually the Web provider ceased or desisted from cock blocking the site.

Entonces Kitty Softpaws… The JOpez POrtillo statement, directed en aquél entonces al dueño de la revista en dónde el reportero de radiofrance internacional, Raphaël Moran, labora también es en referencia a la movida del ahora sí, AVI VELSHI, del méndigo Switch y del puto RoUtEr-er_er.

Aguascalientes TV26 y France24, en colaboración con el canal Once y DW TV, presenta a Salma-Pinault Collection of holes in The Albert Hall jockey hat of La Bourse de Comerse a Les Halles, casi esquina con el Louvre.

In local news, it’s The Godfather part II, VF* con subtitulos en Espagnol.

Santino: Say, what do you think of the nerve of them japs, them slanty-eyed bastards, eh? Dropping bombs on our own backyard on Pop’s birthday here.

Page 15: Inmensa desilución por el JUDOKA  Teddy Riner

Fredo Corleone: They didn’t know it was Pop’s birthday.

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https ://asegovia3 .com /2020/11/27 /black-friday-come-get-your-nigger-lessons/

EN CONTEXTO for The ARTIST at La Place de l’Italie:

Issy, i understand why the word processor of choice for this most non-consequential blog would be blocked after Two or Three weeks of linking on to your WiFi Mr. Pinault-Hayek; sin embargo, Pablo Gleason, i am taking it one floor, at-a-fucking time. And i am going to get to that motherfucking top, NOT for fame, but to bring you a Kinder, more Gentler, —Hitler.

Necessary for this segment, Monsieur le Règie is:
What Sun Tzu said on Chapter 7.
sections 33 and 34

So, if you have been living, visiting or touristing (like a Chilean National in three-months intervals at a time with an Exit in between… ¡así hasta yo!) then you know that opposite to the Rue de Lobau (33 Hôtel de Ville) right next to El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville está la entrada a un puente peatonal (pont piétonnier if youse French) que desciende al local de mis amigos at Tartines en Seine (free advertising for Pomona, California man) y por su puesto al espacio que la Ciudad de París le dedicó a un tal Federico García Lorca (FGL).

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.8550575,2.352855,130m/data=!3m1!1e3

Entonces pues, if youse flip the direction on that bridge, then from the FGL square point of reference, El Malecón del Hôtel de Ville is at an uphill so with this information in mind, little ol’Eye was in the process of rolling my sleeping bag just below the center of the aforementioned (susmentionné) footbridge, and as previously mentioned, i was listening to Mott The Hopple on a loop, — on a loop!!! Cousin Joe! On a Loop! — and out of nowhere with clear sky above here comes un chingazo de agua… or so i thought in the instant, it was actually apple juice with Jack Daniels. Hey, this people, the French, they mix beer and tequila in a bottle, so there’s that.

As i looked up (had my headphones on) i saw this young Corsican (he screamed it at me, that’s how i know that he was Corse) trying to empty his plastic-filled bottle on me, as i looked up at the little fucker.

Naturally, being a dick myself i was not about to let this little Corsican fucker be all elitist and shit, it’s not as if that son of bitch was marking his territory like the bobo with the ukelele who told his girlfriend to take a leak next to me (true story), after all, he is one of the locals, he is entitled to shit if he pleases to on all of lesser beings who dare to get close to his domain, but the Corsican prince? Fuck him.

Session at the Mairie de Paris computer is about to expire and so i will pick this up from another section of the City… please stand-by for more annotations of Sun Tzu en tiempos de hambre, Rita Escobar. Time now is 16h22 in CET.

… and We Are Back: it’s High Noon in Hilo Hawaii, and You Are Going To Like The Way You Look. Even if you HAVE to go with the flow and hate me, “i guarantee it.”

And, Stephanie Menou, Brontis knows that there ain’t no Badum-tisch 🥢 Here

Quick programming note for those keeping score… Frank Sinatra at Two minutes to Tú throws a Curva to the Peacock crew, and partner… D.A.T. is all Eye is going to tell the waiter… Garçon!…

and Chinito, chinito

P.S. Ray Cooder is of course, a “Sant A’morica” fag! Gooooooo, Dodgers.

Öüï do[es] it in Kilometers here… it’s more of a rounded task and easier to digest that π

MIKA ALONE, can fix Mí, period

1. This is a special edition tribute to The Rachel Maddow “Debunction Junction” gig list SHOW, with special guest, El Charro 🇨🇺 de María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza 🇵🇷 Charo… from 🇪🇸 💃🏼

Indeed, Rachel Maddow, indeed. I felt your re-vindication from last Tuesday edition of your 3:16 quote, except of course, that some people in la /r/rance cult thought that it was a real Charade, but Eye is here to tell you, it was confirmed as a real Union paying-gig. But i didn’t get paid. There is a reason for that, it’s called a BLACKLIST, and my name is highlighted.

2. Los acomodados, look it up Willie Geist, call it improvisation, the incomodos outside of the Hardware store call it a gig, a one-day job and if you do what you are told you just might make the lens and get a “that’s Mí in the corner” certificate.

Consider this the final stretch of El Obituario a don Pablo Barto•lo•mÉ, oriundo según el mismísimo Pablo, —de Segovia, España.

Y dígame usted, don Pablo —primo del ‘Glison’— ¿qué es un obituario sino’tra cosa que un corrido, o como dice Marty Robbins, —una balard… o algo así (punto y coma) pay attention to February 2017, that’s when i drink a toast to you._⛹🏽‍♂️

And Pablito, the Babylon Clause de lenguas does not apply on this ride, just sit back and let Mr. Karl Lagerfeld (check the entry log) direct you to your cubbyhole and listen to another band out of Boston.

Dancin in the streets [with hyaenas]
We were getting pretty good at the game
People stood in line and didnt seem to mind
You know everybody knew our name Livin on rock-n-roll music
Never worry bout the things we were missing
[But] when we got up on the stage and got ready to play Evry body listen… in Ivry.

So, you paint president’s portraits, eh?

“El arquitecto de tus lados incorrectos… 🎶 🛶

Porte-avions de nouvelle génération… for Saudi Arabia and the UAE. 🎶 The Sheik he drove his [FABULOSO] Cadillac He went a cruisin’ down the ville…

.:.
I want you to draw me like one of your French whores .:.

And Alicia Menendez, never mind Saudi Arabia and the UAE… remember the next time that you read “the book”, I did tell you all a few days ago —que ya valió, Belgas. And Nicolle, —if you are knot reading— i can hear the dirty little coodies bubbling like the last Alka-Seltzer™️ during an Epic hangover at the playground.

Coming to theaters this Fall. Leonardo di Caprio stars as Jack, and i honestly just forgot —What’s The Name of The Rose? Umberto?

Hey, JACK! The Sea of Cortéz called... he said that Puerto Peñasco (Rocky Point for gringos) told him that La Vaquita is fucked:
🌬💨🌊🐬🐮🐬🐄🐬🐮🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

Gobierno de AMLO abandona a la vaquita marina, que se acerca a la extinción

Anyhow, The Last Dictator on the Scene of Eastern Europe is getting a “La Vie Est Belle” review in Washington, D.C. —of all places— and with that in mind ÖÜÏ now returns to SIX DEGREES of Bacon bits on the Old César Salad diet regime.

FO’ist, and for the sake of skipping Eco’s NUMBERS GAME on pages 32º and 33º ÖÜÏ is going to create a new level of SINCRETISMO on the Back of El Toro de Guamúchil, Sonora, Fernando Valenzuela, Nº 34: “Let’s Play Hardball”

Miopía para principiantes (Tyson de Grasse Cave’s)

Deliverance: Squint like a pig.

And Roger, my friend, please relay to The American Priest who is sponsoring all of that awesome art at the gates of the Lord of Vandières and Cernay final resting place, that he might have to 🎶 squint [his] eyes a little closer, because i am beyond [his] peripheral vision… I am 32 flavors, —and then some.

Ladies in Gemini: Valga la redundancia, el rock del Éte. Interpreted by Joshua “gran belga” Johnson in the role of Jason “el flamenco” Johnson… and she’ll like it, Aussie — tAmBiÉn:

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Liste_des_statues_des_façades_de_l%27hôtel_de_ville_de_Paris# /media /Fichier:Hotel_de_ville_paris037.jpg

M. Mole will tell you, you have got to know your mole, is it made with that Ol’Thyme PiPoPe recipe or, Alicia MenÉndez (You Sexy mother of child) is the aforementioned moleprepared with the Hyde-and-sic variety from Puerto Escondido?

MOLES!!! Doña María! 💨

In any case, Joshua Johnson, you have got to know how to distinguish between your pasty Farmer John™️ Cal Perry Unions from your Medeas secret collard greens molcajetes in Veracruz… i believe that in Banderilla the natives there call that Dish: chayote.

I must insist, Mme. Hidalgo, your tourism board has no fucking imagination what-So-ever… pass the biscuits.

It’s Prime Time in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Paris, France, ya valió belga 🌬 🎵 It’s just another They, tun tun, Tune — Thun.

Previously on “Chosi chosi »… Las Trompas de Eustaquio

Érase pues, que se era:

Dear, Luc Frelon—Fuck You! and Your Fkn’ Happy Theys-n-D.A.T

BlaXploitaiting your way through the waves is Know Way to get through another set… [A]nd now youse into WaWa Boarding, Eh! Well, you’re in Luck, Luq—grab a seat on flight 213 to The Moon, to the moon—Eye tells ya’

PAGE 2, Nº 2597 CNEWSmatines
“Defense d’Entrer »
o como dice Philippe Labro:
The big fucking elephant in the kitchen.

Cantaloupe Island es un melón chino en Mí’s Oasis., allá JUSTO a un lado de San José de Las Panochas, DURANGO, municipio del Real de MINAS de SANTIAGO de map•i•Mí… [A]sk Jodorowski, that old SonOvaVitch knows EXACTLY HOW A DUNE can slip right from the palm of his hand —go ahead, ask him Brontis, tú más que nadie sabes muy bien quién es tu Padre! Cabrón. 🛰 Now, in all seriousness, the irony here is That el canto cardenche and other oral stories were not allowed to flourish when another Brontis (knot his real name, Bruno) and Stephanie Menou’s (The Reel Deal)  superiors entertained The Mexican Ambassador To The Unesco’s request to get our Saturday Knight Tribute to Marianne out of the waves. From a distance, it’s funny because that is what INSECURE democracies (ruled by a despot) like Donald John Trump, do! THAT’s What They Do, niño Luc. That’s 🎺 WATT the do.

In Tok•yo, Olympiades organizers are accommodating athletes from all over the ELO world, the question is? With all of the COVID restrictions will the condom industry lose earnings with all of that FUCKING that is not going to go On?

Connect•i•cut… got Weed? O, puro Poudre?

FRANK ZAPPA takes on the role of “El Agachado Mayor” the one-and-Only: Calzonzin Inspector (punto y coma) Vilma Fuentes reports from La Arena de Lutecia, AÑO Cero

In/on this issue,

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/06/13 /dear-frank-zappa-eyes-beg-to-differ/

María Sabina meets Les nouveaux inntsomi (punto y tangente) en la Estación  “Profeta del nopal” formally known as “el metro Balderas” de Jorge Negrete¹.

What, goes, on!
Rolling Stones of the rap game, not bragging
Lips bigger than Jagger, not saggin’
Spell it backwards, I’mma leave it at that
That ain’t got nothing to do with rap²

 

Public Enemy
Harder than you think

And in Washington, It has now become évidement so, that Julien Bayou, the former greenest of Em# all in the quest for the Regional honcho post for all of the Île-de-France called it quits and moved to a liquor store next to the Belmont track in Elmont, Manhattan. En revancha, Steve Kornacki is now a PMU junkie.

You are KNOT, to believe who joined forces with Julien à La Île-de-France, Eye is not sure if she’s Episcopalian or Dominican, but they both look swell in Green.

But WAIT!!! Valerie Pécresse was spotted in Queens wearing a ridiculous wig on the msnbc’s (breathe)… on the opposite side of the Ballot Box, Adrianne Elrod takes the lead at the Race Track in Vincennes, Longchamps and off-course, at Auteuil.


Ladies and gentlemen of Flight 213 with destination to the moon, please relax as Öüï reach crusing Altitude, in a few minutes you will be able to witness La Hora Nacional de Thomàs Pesquet-PasKino, in the Mean Time don’t forget to thrust the back of your lengua to the gills of your paladar lest you want to “depressurize” that Ear-Nose-Throat canal of yours.

Our feature in-flight presentation of a film, which has JET! to be rated FEATURES, The Reverend Kasie Hunt.

¹.) The moniker that preceded Jorge Negrete in every presentation was that of “el charro cantor”, with that in Mind, Pintor de Puy:

Te acordaste, en toda tu Heroica historia, ¿de pintar un Ángel negro? así como Mr. Zappa pinta a “las Catholic Girls” from La Brasserie à Montorgeuil? Or, did you only trace the ones who are Solidaire®️ with Cité?.

Man of goD… El Diablo no es como lo pinta.

Pancha, la hechicera y compañera del “Sacerdote Rupestre” wants to know, that’s all.

By the way, Luc, this segment is sponsored by CE MEX.

².) The hardest part about developing this particular inntsomi, Mr Bacon, is that i don’t need Six Degrees to connect the “P.I.G.S.” in the NAVE, I can smell’em in one simple leap on the Rayuela de JULIO Cortazar. Ask AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, Medicines du Monde, and of course, ask “El Patrón” à la rue des Bourdonnais (sucursal Porte de Saint Ouen), but never ask Hôtel Dieu, because they too, are in on the inntsomi.

Dear, Frank Zappa… Eye[s] beg to differ

Off-course, Mr. Mother of Invention, EWE of all the “Calaveras y Diablitos » should meet Rodrigo González, best known as Rockdrigo or El profeta del nopal, Rockdrigo died at age 35 from a CEMEX overdose.

Joe’s Garage remastered, featuring Katty Kay as a Catholic Girl. —_•¡•_— And Dweezil, be advised that the Tempo here is set to CHOSI, and in a few Eye will explain on account that Loss of Signal keeps cutting the cord on our Draft… [B]ut as a *place holder* not everybody has a blind Al Pacino in the role of  Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slate looking out for “Charlie” at prep school. Por Ejemplo, take Alex Lora, who in their “CHEMO-frying” mind (FZ-10) would have thought at Avandaro that THAT weasel would be ARRANGING “Estación Balderas” with a Symphony Orchestra? WHO?

And Moon, go ahead and pretend that you are not deconstructing yesterday’s re-interpretation of the Classic Album Cover of JOE’s GARAGE at Saint-Eustache’s Southern facing Wall… the one with The Stag 🦌 below The Superstar ✝️.

Nice touch with Joe’s “Saying Goodbye” as the soundtrack to Jimmy and Buddy [22’32”] but Eye is willing to bet Luc Frelon’s bubble-gum wrapper collection that regardless of whatever Hendrix was occupying his time on/or with, like ROCKDRIGO, (Estación Metro Balderas —original version which is about an autochthonous couple becoming separated at a metro station, and NOT stolen version for Les Nuls rendered by El TRI de Lora, knot El TRI de Deschamps, Didier), HENDRIX didn’t have time to change his life on account that he died from a Cement Overdose.

And if you are just joining our G7/Euro coverage please scroll down a few hours on this blog to find that Ewe cannot adjust the settings (punto y coma) Witt that in Mind, DO NOT TRY TO ADJUST YOUR SETTINGS*****—–~ This is a Psycho Chicken Update:

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /les-annees-fip /les-annees-fip-1993

AND RUSSIA, “if you are listening »:

Josef Talin is Knot a Happy Camper en el mundo de Le Monde (Friday, 11 June edition), on account that Russian ‘Groots’ had a sort-of, kind-ah, seems-like a Nostalgia party in the Woulds.

The ina . fr just took Boris’ ‘WHY’ Priviledges from Russian revisionists… George H.W. Bush is laughing his ass-off along with Senator McCain in Vincennes.

“IT!, sounds corny, —but IT! is Knot in Cornwall,” where the score is 120 Theys… give Joe a Break.

In Local news, Joe Manchin is OUT.

It’s the bottom of the Second y se nos pegaron las sábanas…

At the House of Detention (no bad intention)

Break On Through, phase one; side effects include sleepiness and an urgent need for a fucking Ale from The Monk —_•!•_— Listen up Sonny Boy, tell Pepper to put the Art in a Brown paper bag and tell the Baker that this session is To Go.

— And then i told Igor 🎼, Georges 🎬 and off-course, Jimbo (that 🦎King SumBitch) that i would love to spend the Knight but i would miss my favorite hour in Panamæ… No insistas Edith 💅🏻, mi Corazón es de CharLotte 🧜🏻‍♀️ BeeBring.

You are not fooling anybody without your Spectacles, Mr. Kornacki

Coming up on The Ozarks, Elise Jordan, in the role of RUTH “virgin ears” LANGMORE goes to Montreuil-sous-Bois (93100) and gets a haircut.

And, ELISE, you sexy Missourian Ewe, Now Eye knows that there’s an Exodus from The Peacock farm to La Île-de-France… STEVE KORNACKI IS RUNNING for President of the surrounding suburbs of Anne Hidalgo’s grounds.