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Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO

La casa colorada de Pueblo, Colorado

Por partes, Jacques.

Yo tengo otras órbitas… Sergio Ávalos (presidente de morena-francia).

 

“Ntras. oraciones están contigo, 🙏 PACAZO.”

Searching for MAFFY.

 

“Todo arde si le aplicas
la chispa Ad°Eq°Uada”
Los Heroes sin acento en ORBITA 106.7
Marcianos by any other Maussan.

 

But FO’ist, Primera emisión con Alberto Nájar… Issy, ese señor llegó bailando el Cha-cha-cha. And mister Najar, dudo, —con DUDA de la buena— que aquí en FRANCIA (‘onde io ‘stoy) como en México, no todos cabemos en la “bendita” Radio pública… “¿qué diría papa GOBIERNO?”.

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En estos precisos momentos a las 18h CET la transmision de Órbita 106.7 fm está siendo codificada… en Inglés del bueno se adapta como HUEVOS REVUELTOS (scrambled).

¿O a poco no, Prof. Quintana?

The careless proletariat
by: Jon Meacham a real TROSTKY-ite
unlike Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra
en Ciudad Órbita, Chihuahua… Municipio de l’IHEAL, Francia.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/07/27 /opinion /017a1pol

 

In this section, the student will describe orally, the quickest route from Manchester (Europe 🇬🇧) to Durango (OASISamérica–Colorado 🇺🇸) and triangulate a portal onto Robert Zimmerman’s set en Durango (ARIDOamérica – Nueva Vizcaya 🇲🇽).

De Ribete los Asomos acorazonados³,… If youse out of Schlitz get a Foster’s mate™️.

³~. Not to be confused with acorazado, because that might summon Antonio Aguilar and El Señor de Zacatecas is chasing his mulas, vieja… vieja, —el becerro, vieja. El becerro se salió, vieja, el portón vieja… cierra el portón, que aquí no es una Bagagerie afrancesada, —el portón, Xóchitl³.

³~. Xóchitl es flor en las naguas, not las nagues nuages ☁️☁️☁️ de Nantes.

Aussie, you motherfuckers need to show your work. Or, ask Canijo Rabbit to draw you a picture, however, Herbie, you may not sub-sti-tute Watermelon institutes for Pineapple marihuana.

A todos los que quieren y aman a Fernando Schwartz — get that fucker some magick soin-atomizer for that pussy-hurt of his from the other They!

And, Chan-Chan… no cheating on the cuchi-fritas.

… Ai’ Tell Ewe All It’s SABOTAGE!

Now Youse Playin’ Dirty Pool.

… Oh the humanity..

The Dutch attacked FIRST and those navel orange broads successfully knocked the JIBS at the BOOM POINT down causing the UPPER SHEVE, and it’s 🪝 HOOK to colapse… an instant moment that WILL LIVE IN INFAMY, FO’shure.

Asvazadourian’s NapTime at The Acapulco. Let’s just hope that the Lusitanas 🇵🇹 don’t unleash their man-of-war on the pitch… those suckers sure are STINGy.

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Ladies in Gemini : la Doble U presents: Cocaine Shark

This post is approved by the big V de Vuitton.

V is for…
Vulva
Vagina
and off-course…
Vendetta
Versailles
without forgetting
Viagra 

I’ll See You On The Other Side.

Meet Mí in Marseille, look up
I’m on the other side of the espectacular  

Espectacular de Plata
… continued from page 179 (If you are out of Schiltz’-es-ese) get a rosé:
_mange au lit. Autour, toutes les miettes, les paquets entamés. Un seul souhait : qu’il parte. J’ai peur de dire, j’ai peur de l’incruste. Je dis. Claude ramasse ses affaires et s’en va sans remerciement ni reproche, laissant ses débris derrière lui. Ainsi va sa vie. Claude a trouvé sa raison d’être à travers la Bagagerie, il en est devenu le président. Il se dit dans l’entourage qu’il aurait une retraite de La Poste, qu’il pourrait être logé en banlieue. Il s’accroche aux Halles. Claude est un petit homme, ses cheveux et sa barbe bien entretenue s’allongent, il prend des allures de vieux druide, style Panoramix.

Later in the programming team USA is charging against team ORANGE NAVEL, an A.I. flying squadron from the Nether-regions in the Benelux who could not cut the scene during the last World Cup in France 2019, champions without a cup by any other name, just like team USA who despite their Jaggernaut-status on the woman’s FIFA circuit, they can’t hold a “pay-check” to any of their male counterparts… meanwhile in Miami, Messi scored a double, and if futbol statistics were a slugger’s average, it would be safe to speculate that Messi is striking .400, period!

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Lucharaaaaaaán, dedos a tres caídas sin límite de tiempo

Team USA will find out later tomorrow in CET if they are holding a pattern not seen since the Theys of Alexander the Great in Egypt or even that skull-fucker Khan in Yehuling. With all fronts being local, Team France hit a wall with Jamaica and as Ambassador Asvazadourian in Mexico knows, it’s getting harder and harder to get across the border, and in French Guiana « Las Bleus » will be trying to keep up with the Brazilian Havaianas at high-noon on Saturday the 29th in CET.

 

Behind the Crane in New York… It’s the legacy of baseball in the Negro League, Mick Jagger stars as Tina Turner… one last time, and rolls over to second on a WYmann Error. WYmann, a founding father of Her Satanic Majesty Players switched teams at the turn of the Twenty First Century (on FOX) and joined the Ted Nugent Michigan Molestors League where he is lounging on a .237 batting average. Wymann got distracted from Keith Richards throw from the Mound of Venus (the big V, for Vulva) when he set his base-line on the bat-girl who was only bringing Bill his fucking Louisville Slugger so that he could do his thing. Naturally, when you are a star, (some guy at the White House said it) the Commissioner let’s you get away with it… just like with French police administrators, —apparently.

Jumping Jack Flash… motherfucker hits the light switch and he’s on stage before the lights come on.
Over at chez Meacham in Tennessee, Jon is enjoying his “Adult Needs” time with some fresh new porn–fantasy cinéma from the vaults in the cave de l’Excellentissime Monsieur Ambassador, Jon–Stone Asvazadourian en la Colonia Hidalgo (knot de Paris) de Barcelonnette.

 

En México, La Lucha Libre cumple 90 años… ¡ARRIBA JUÁREZ!!!

Senado de la República entrega reconocimiento a leyendas de la lucha libre mexicana

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No, Donnie Deutsch, no… your Ewe Ass is East-Coast elite

A Closer look:

Fake WEST

Lo bueno es de que la esposa del presidente (la Müller), decían las SEGUIDORAS de John Mill Ackermann y del profesor Jim Cohen (IHESS) cuando se rasgaban los sostenedores de tetas, gritando:

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Ella (o sea la Müller) si estudió, no como “la gaviota³“.
¶ara¶hresas ¶hraseadas en ¶RANCIA.

³~. Actríz de telenovela mexicana, Primera Dama durante el desfile del Día Nacional de Francia durante El Año de México en (valga la re-dun-dun-d’Ancia) Francia.

https ://www .terra .com .mx /nacionales /2023/6/22 /esta-es-la-irrisoria-cantidad-de-paginas-de-matematicas-que-tendran-los-nuevos-libros-de-texto-de-la-sep

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🤸🏻‍♀️ Kiwi Titties reports… Sexo Educadores de Putas
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Thanks OBAMA!

And now for the breakdown 🤯

And, Katty Kay, I’m not even gonna’ go D.A.R.E., yet (punto y coma) until High Noon on Friday, the 20-first. Eye knows that youse good for it, but Öüï still likes to get high in advance.

Here’s Hope For Ewe.

Ask Menéndez, Hope es Pera³ en Español.

³~. Esperanza is the nomenclature.

And Eye needs Hondo³ for that.

³~. From Truth and Consequences and across White Sands Missile Base and all the way down to Las Cruces, New Mexico—to the Badlands of Rosa’s Cantina en El Chuco, the word “hondo” is not just deep, it’s also COLD HARD CASH.

Public Service Announcement:

One minute to Primetime.

Sink Florida all the way to Bermuda. Thanks for going private 🏰 ARMY 🏰.