Tag Archives: Dangling Participle — John Mill Ackerman

Happening right now in Hilo, Hawaii, It’s Way To Early³

Estoy hasta la madre… de tanto John Mill Ackerman y tanto pinche TAIBO.

 

³~. Don’t be late because Fall 🍂 Back time is in effect ; check local listings y coma frutas y verduras, consulte a su médico ; y por favor no sea culo y fume mota!

Like he gives a fcuk!

 

Meanwhile in Michoacán it’s time for La Bamba but not the one from Vhe’ra—cruj, but the one from the wetbacks in Aztlán 🍍.

Los Lobos from the Department of Agriculture

El País de “La Suerte” follows… Issy-Doctor—Öüïknowdis, Yes on p. 63 and 64 of your Sunday edition.

… and Susana Poveda 🧜🏼‍♀️ You Don’t Know Diddley

Bo knows Mí, Bo knows my story, Bu 🦉 knows Jacques because Bu 🦉 is el Nahual de Los muertos and October es l’ante Sala de Styx, which is where Eye works.

Domo arigato, piche Rob-ah—t’oh… one day Eye went for “Cigarros a Hong Kong” and in that trip 🍄‍🟫 Eye dropped Acid with Taiwan MC… just call Mí Daddy 🥢.

Just another time-delayed victim of the Saudis 🇸🇦 via Osama Bin Trade Center

For the record, at 17h03 in CET fip is playing payola over the waves, this is to say that them bitches should know better! WTF if youse gonna play sultry R-n-B play Chaka, can Ewe? Where there is love there is Donna Summer, babe.

That part in red, it feels so real because that’s what your morena exiles in France did. Anarchist! Anarchist you are not, you use FRANCO’s tactics to remain relevant Paco IGNACIO TAIBO II.

En La Francia hoy es día de Saint-Armand… but that has nothing to do with Armando, because armando es verbo 🇬🇹 no sustantivo. Armando es gerundio : verbo en accion, no palabra nepotista seca de salón o aula. Praxis bitches not prayers.

No Habrá Final Feliz, porque Paco es puto 🚬 and a flakey anarchist. Arm-chair warrior like the cos’ play soldiers of the Canopée.

Paco Ignacio TAIBO es un franquiste disfrazado de comunista en Jallo-Ween… gachupín de mierda 🚬 treinta monedas.

Pablo habría de llamarse el héroe de la historieta de TAIBO 2 :

For the record Biz Markie might know Jet Li, but Bo is a Samurai with ninjas at his command. Chinese food’s—good but 4-chikin’wings with egg rolls can’t beat an Avocado 🍣 Roll 🍱 made from a Siren’s tail, 🍶 Sake³ Saki.

³~. Pronounced : SAQUE, hijos de la chingada.

Any Güey, South Central clochard at Saint-Merri, “if you have to ask” you will never know ; cus’ Eye is a voodoo child. For the record, i know nothing but Eye can stand next to a Donald Trump mountain and chop-it-off with the edge of my hand, if i wanted to, I (Armando Segovia) is only waiting for a reason to do so. But yeah, Clochard de Saint-Merri, I know where it’s at. I know that Öüï is blacker than you.

… and so they begin to arrive, the American refugees in France, Issy-trust-Mí, Öüï knows what I is talking about, Surfer Calavera, con agüjetas de cuero de sapo y la bandera de Argentina (Che 🇦🇷 Guevara) in your ‘cos play’ uniform in France.

El Genaro García Luna del “pueblo bueno”

Ya ves Sergio Ávalos, que sí son iguales al P.R.I., son lo mismo y creo que hasta un poco peor. En fin, que viva MACUSPANA y lo siento por lo de las remesas, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN convenció a todos los “paisas” en la Unión Americana de que Obama era un ladrón y Putin lo mejor de DONALD JOHN TRUMP, y por eso “los paisas buenos” votaron por LAS REDADAS de Herr nazi-Jew Stephen Miller.

En México, nueva ley promulga que el cableo público de La Comisión Federal de Ele-TRIcida’ sean enterrados y desaparecidos por pinches $2,000 pesos del erario.

Bien decía tu comadre licenciada, Talía Olvera, que los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que se vienen a Francia a estudiar con las remesas de BAKERSFIELD o de Oklahoma, que son lo mismo pero no son igual.

And in Washington, AP Lemire is on his way to CNN

A Penny for your CHOKE hold.

Deer, Joe Scarborough… you have to be RICH to think like that, goooooo, Mets. Of course, i am talking about Mangione, and that! That is the exceptionality of “Los Hijos de Sánchez”.

Praxis — Justin Timberlake stars as a the subway hero.

Feels So Good 👏👏👏

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… [I] hate to say it, indeed it was a Sting operation and It’s Getting Better All The Time, in Syria anyhow but who’s keeping count?, Syriasly… who’s keeping count? That’s a lot of Jaguars in that garage, not the mention the Ferrari’s but al-Assad ain’t got nothing on Romero Deschamps fleet of luxury cars, heck “Carlitos” had a direct line to Bologna just to get his classic Ferrari’s oil changes done on the fly.

… and Cousin Joe, that’s the difference between The United States style of exceptionalism y la excepcionalidad mexicana.

And if you know who Pablo Gleason, Sergio Ávalos, and Jorge Harmodio are, —in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog, it’s the difference between a contemprary 19-K Series Tanker and the 1956 “tankies” in Hungary.

By Homer, Eréndira de Ackerman, it’s a Winner’s Wrath!

House of academics Eréndira Sandoval and John Ackerman robbed in Mexico City…

Ora pues, yo no soy Halcón, I am SIRIUS, Horus. — Shades of Man — ISSY Eye is not the heir Horus is.

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SinSeerLy speaking, Susana Poveda… like a cat from Japan

Where have you’ve gone Víctor Quintana, la Sorbonne turns it’s fickle eyes to you.

No insistas con tus chicanos y sus Nopales en la frente de a deveras… y su peyote ah-Lucy-nado.

At the movies with Suzy Pub, “Las Fuerzas Vivas” re–visited para el doctor John Mill ACKERman at the Palais de Japón casi contra esquina con la foto de Adolfo Hitler en Trocadéro.

In local news, Sabra-cadabra arrived just in time in Israel, home of the fake Opuntia cacti, the sour-ass prickly pears and of course, —the pointy 🇮🇱 pads.

Over at the GNR*, Öüï has now cleared the reason for the tremor experienced on the set of The Morjo Show this past Friday, long story Short, Mí was traveling through the universo para lelos on his way from un mundo de bobos en París, Francia.

*Greater Nazi Reich at The Poconos in Pennsylvania.

Ooops, Eye did it again… What a Difference A They Makes part tú

First the Cougar and now the Panther.

What a difference a 36-hr. day makes.

 

And ladies in Gemini, don’t take it from Mí… take it from Apolline de Hierbamala en la mañana, she took a ride on the ferris 🎡 wheel but that is  probably because it’s just a cycle, sin embargo el chiste (not a joke) is matching the parallels with 3 x 5 annotated bibliography cards from the recent past, por ejemplo, take Alicia and John, and the good people de la comunidad del país Vasco en Saint-Ouen.

Pariseko Euskal Etxea, via Marjolaine Porten-Kaltenbach López.

I would not mention Detective Héctor Belascoaran Shyne connection to the insurrection to Palacio Nacional in Mexico if don AMLO had not pulled a Calle 13 on the Parisian battle cry of Georgina Moreno and Alicia Leos of, “nos quieren desprestigiar”.

Now then, El chiste de la jiribilla (again, not a joke) is for the advertorial coordinator to be able to juxtapose the images in such a way that if President Joseph R. Biden was to look at that utility white Ford pickup truck slamming onto the Palacio Nacional Doors, that gringo there would see the mob of January the 6th but in a different context, but with notwithstanding the same cult-like fervor.

[French Tacos snapshot next to Edith Piaf’s birthplace at Belleville goes here]

Any how, Niño Luc… on this blog it is always woman’s day, not just to they.

In local news AI took on Asma and another Panther went down in México y ese helicóptero, es en efecto,  —de la marina.

Across The Atlantic, it’s la maz🌽urek de los Cougars, o algo así 🎹

Infra°struc°tur°Ey-shon… ibid. during French siesta Time.

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And starring as Florence Cassez : Cléopâtre Bordello del Rex

Did ‘ya “borrow” or « steal »… What are you, hijos of the Paris Craiglist Tourism Board? da’Phuck outta here.

Let’s re-cap, in the next segment I am going to revisit the use of the word RENDITION, from El Chuco – Texas no less, because that is where this tangent (Agence France Presse) touches MIAMI, La Calle Ocho, and of course, that place called ‘little Havana’, in the meantime I challenge each and any of you cocksuckers at La Sorbonne’s Annex to come up with the antonym of that noun, ‘rendition‘ because “rendition” in the way that ANTONIO GONZALEZ interpreted that legal concept for the U.S. in América court system is not really accurate, rendition is a close cousin of SURRENDER, and if HISTORY is going to remember the Bush Dynasty in all of it’s “verdigris” glory, then the word KIDNAP, ABDUCTION, or even CAPTURE would have perhaps been a better suit for that TEXAS HOLD‘Em# stunt that THE CIA pulled all over EUROPE, only to end up TORTURING people in POLAND³ until the HAGUE probably told Secretary Rumsfeld to find another place to practice what he preached.

³~. How convenient, did President BUSH (R–43) use the actual concentration camps there, or only their méthodologies?

Pied Noire reject in « vert-de-Carte_gris ».

º~. https ://www .msnbc .com /morning–joe /watch /chris-cillizza-connects-sports-politics-and-the-u-s-presidency

∑ all Δ

https ://www .stripes .com /theaters /us /2023-04-20 /guantanamo-prisoners-terrorists /US-sends-Guantanamo-detainee-to-Africa-saying-he’s-no-longer-a_threat

(1765) De l’italien patina (« vert-de-gris »), apparenté à patène et ainsi dit probablement parce que les patines (plats) antiques sont maintenant revêtues de ce sel².  

“Say HELL-oh Tu MAY Little Friend!!!”
Tony Montana in Brian de Palma’s “cara rayada”.

Former Attorney General of The U.S. in América, Alberto Gonzalez, should not be able to lie in a court of law, but for, The BANANA TRIALS in the Federal Circuit Courts, and that is only because failed tyrannical refugees like Luis Posada Carriles might flee to “Little Havana”, sin embargo, Juanito Leguizamo from Queens, TAMAULIPAS is the border that American terrorists such as “Bambi” chose as their crossing point to turn into « wetbacks » but only after they are caught plotting an “anti-communist” freedom blast.

 

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²~. Color that time or human action gives to ancient objects , statues , paintings , ivories , etc.

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Here, however, shit is an object of worship. The patina is nothing but rubbish that time accumulates on buildings, objects, furniture, etc.

Salvador Dalí in,
Yes : the Paranoid-critical revolution, Vol. 1;
Denoël/Gonthier Ed. 1979, p. 76.

∼ ∧ / ∨ ≈

Cleopatra Jones meets Indiana Jones in an episode of Ancient Icke’s Aliens of The Apocalypse en la Universidad.
Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo in,
The European Tour
Tercer Milenio, Fifth French Republic; París, FRANCIA. Freelance Editions for Faggots.

²~. https ://fr .wiktionary .org /wiki /patine

 

Previously on Línea 3 del Universo de Los Indios Verdes, Rockdrigo González was watching the world turn around at Balderas, where Alfonso Reyes’ dad is about to go full traitor.

Una de vaqueros… and as requested by former Republican Congressman form from the Great State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, here’s the Zimmerman Letter with Turkish subtitles, you son of a bitch!

 

Hilarity ensues when 100 years later, an American political science Carpet-bagger named JOHN Mill Ackermann arrivés to the Sorbonne’s annex at the IHEAL (Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América latina por sus siglos en Francés) to procelatalize the gospel of El Mesías Tropical.

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Sun They the 13th, 2019 — Told you so, Brontis à la Prèfecture³

Dr. Enrique Luis Graue Wiechers, please be advised that La Ministra is not, a “producto de la SEP°” como yo. 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-voyageur-de-gabi-hartmann -3545700

🥃 Spirits and 👻 spirits Ltd. S.A. de C.V.

°~. Secretaría de Educación Pública
“POR MI RAZA HABLARÁ El PIPORRO“

De antemano, señor RECTOR de la RECTORIA de John Mill Ackermann y su señora esposa (la de Ackermann, no la de su señoria) I might have been a “C” average student at la bendita SEP, but it was MY SEE and nobody elses 10 on the grading curve, Ewe C? And Évry body at the Préfecture de Paris know that that very SEA translates to 7.5, but that’s only because the History teacher was a RED COMMIE BASTERD’ who hated pochos like, Mí; lucky for me, I got an Ey! On my own at Western Technical Institute in the Year 2000, ISSY, as an intern at General Electric, I installed the update to the Y2KBUG, so believe Mí when Eye tells you, I know what I speak about.

But was the boîte 🐎 inside the confines of PENN University a garage 🪤?

³~. {and}

mister Brontis à la Prèfecture de Cité (2015)

Context follows

 

Do say Ah-l’eau—Ah-l’eau a la lovely Stéphanie Menou and les altérités de Cinéma Gleason en París… rue de La VerreRie, Paname Centro.

But FO’ist! “At the moo-vies”.

“Eye tell y’all, it’s sabotage!”

 

We’re gonna need more, “¡pollos, Hermanos!!!”.

 

It’s like Starship Troopers (1997), but with incompetent leadership and definitely, no boîte de couture de Jean-Paul Gauthier, in any case, Who Could Have Known, that La Luna from La Jornada de ayer, would be a Happy Moon… didn’t you get my message, tocayo Armando Tejada en 🇪🇸 Madrid² 🇪🇸, ¡come’on Bato! It was a BLUE MOON, not a happy one.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2023/01/08 /intermission –luna-sets-west-on-la-defense/

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

For the record, if you are a non-reader of this blog, like Juanito Guanavacoa’s son in CANADA is, you might have wondered why Venus was riding on Mercury, and if you ask the Stylecaster below, then Definitely Maybe you’ll find out the answer but only if you don’t need a fucking Picture to draw it to y’all.

For the Record, I don’t select the Knews of the They, I only put the footnotes and references here.

²~. A place Eye has never been, do say Ah-l’eau Al-l’eau to Ana Anabitarte.
https ://stylecaster .com /what-happened-lisa-marie-presley/

Live from PARIS. It’s (just) another they for Ewe and Mí in paradise.

… and in WaWa Land, it turns out that a contractor, a graduate of thee ITT Technical Institute, with a Masters in DeVry College and a Doctorate from the University of Phoenix, —no less— was the motherfucker responsible for not PROPERLY UPDATING the Y2KBUG on the whatchamacallit SOFTWARE that runs the MotherFucking Transportation and SECURITY Administration in motherfucking NEVERLAND.

And Susana PUBEDA, what’s on SUNDAY’s Certains L’Aiment whatchamacallit show Sous Les Jupes de Gabi Hartmann…?

And Susana PUVEDA, Eye has, IT!, on good authority to relay to y’all, motherfuckers, that Gabi HArtmann is the illegitimate polyGOAT spawn of Joaquin Phoenix and… Her.

Issy, the Singularity is here, but you wouldn’t understand such event in the Horizon even if it sucked you right out of your orbit, because unlike a RAT in A CAGE, Nicholas, Ewe is nothing but a Goldfish in a jar.

But speaking of “Deep” undercover investigative reports

L.I.N.D.A. is the Ex-rated version of G.L.O.R.EYE, Ey!

ESMERALDA Traffiking

BREAKING THE BFM… rfpp calls FRAUD IN THE COLOMBIAN election… coq Suckers that they are for John Mill Ackerman “El Pacto Historico” celebrates a los NAIPES del Nupes en Mélenchon.

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Breaking Ruhle 34… Knot to be outdone by The Fox News Network, MSNBC relEASes their own Deepthroat anniversary version for Wokies.

All the news that fit in Linda’s Throat.

But, FO’ist Fréquence Paris Plurielle goes to COLOMBIA por lo que “El Pacto Historico” llama, una verdadera MAMADA de segunda vuelta en las législatives de allá, y mañana veremos aquí en Francia.

Vendo en una cesta el agua y El Humo te lo regalo. La nieve está en la hoguera de las vanidades de La SORBONNA en rfpp.

Populism, like in Mexico is running for the “El Pueblo Bueno” tag. CONSERVATIVES in Guayaquil, are worried with Francia, Márquez on the other hand is the Carbon Copy of Andy Garcia in the role of Steve Martin con Ropa Vieja.

Privileged Endings

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Over at FOX Props Central… Chad Hegseth gets a blow job from his Harvard Diploma. Rachel Champs-Duffy stars as the new VAUGHT NEWS super hero, The Green Blower… The Green Blower’s Uniform is always White because she can take like Fifty of her, according to the Kong Cooler on that set.

Goooooo, Avalanches!

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Over at the Saint-Eustache annex… COLBERT is Under a Rest.