Not to be outdone by Bill de Blasio…

Paris, France_ Et Si…

Courtesy of msnbc

Courtesy of msnbc .:. 7F96EBB6-6598-4F68-8033-77FC9608B881 .:. A Hamburgers in paradise productions.

L’Historia

True to form, Donald John Trump is complaining about a “Black Lives Matter” mural in front of the hotel where the current president of the United States hinted that he would someday, —could shoot a person and get away with it.

Happy Birthday, America

Happy Birthday, America! .:. 9F4039C4-10BE-45DF-A553-99C6EFEA309A .:. The African Diaspora and a band apart VOSTF presents: La Semana Que Philippe Labró… in association with: don’t you D.A.R.E. Shoot The Messenger productions.

At Champs Élysées, the French have already started to promote a “What if” documentary on the history that öüï go through life with, and not the history that some would hypothesize about.

At Avenida Reforma casi entrada de la Embajada de los EEUU, pues allí nomás (marchantita) nomas no sigue pasando mas que una chingada y pues para muestra un David Brooks, en Versión Original Sur con Tratados Forzados (en la letra “chiquita*”).

https: //www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /economia /2020/07/02 /trump-el-t-mec-es-201cmi-triunfo-politico201d-anuncia-visita-de-amlo -5548 .html

… but never•mind the Brooks–es–es—esos, because we [the staff] are just getting to the part of John Mill Ackerman’s Russian Television opinion spin regarding the sub-servant relation of the President of Mexico, on the occasion of being summoned by the president of them united states of America.

Fair use of all media

Fair use of all media in the overhaul of a political spin .::. 5138A7DC-8E32-4FCB-8A56-5BBF82074BD1 .::. * Dear, John Mill Ackerman, your opinion on paragraph 4 (referenced below under the Fair Use clause) leaves me wondering if you remain an American citizen or, if you just went ahead and Jim-it by going ahead and canceling your subscription to that Ivy League (☠️) heritage of yours, —doctor?

 

AMLO y Trump, ¶ 4:

 

Trump será muchas cosas, pero no deja de ser el presidente constitucional de nuestro principal socio comercial*. Mantener una buena relación diplomática con Washington, de respeto mutuo y sin subordinación alguna, es esencial para la fortaleza de la economía nacional y las relaciones internacionales de nuestra nación.

John Mill Ackerman

1 de julio — Bald Kneady People

It’s 20 past the 11th hour in Hilo, Hawaii.

Sect. 8, Obituaries

Sect. 8, Obituaries .:. 4306E03D-59DE-4688-B7BC-420D433313A5 .::. “And now, the rest of the story”, sponsored by MACY’S®️

Good morning, John Mill Ackerman… you probably thought, back in 2014 at the IHEAL (75006) D.A.T. Eye would not make it this far, didn’t–ya? Anyhow, professor, you also didn’t think that a Hickenlooper would let a Romanov take the control of Fort Cartoon, Colorado, now—did’ya?

Deer, Senator Scarborough, please relay to Willie Geist to forward to Mika, D.A.T. MEMO from the month of January (punto y coma), the one with the the basement at “The Twilight Zone.”

For the record

For the record .:. 05E11B71-D7AD-4A33-B40E-6EFEB0F9AF7D .:. Considered for your approval, travel back in time six-months in the content to Ketch-up! Come on, Mika, Ketch-up. “Get it‽ ”.

… D.A.R.E. is a template for D.A.T., patrón.

After the break, it’s John Mill Ackerman’s Russian Television political spin column in “La Jornada”.

It was only a matter of time before “el huevo” de John Mill Ackerman, el político estadounidense with Mexican citizenship would crack, it was inevitable, Johnny “putin’s boy” Ackerman is the only one who can infantilize the spin of the upcoming trip of the backyard’s keeper (Apocalypto López Obredor) to the Big White House of Mr. Donald Trump.

El mayordomo de Chapultepec

El mayordomo de Chapultepec .::. E56ED48A-9D2C-4DEC-88A6-61A28E948423 🛎 Pilot Episode. Nepotism and an infected presidential cabinet member spouse carrying  the Coronavirus with her forces a university professor to hatch into the spotlight as an advisor to the man with the title of, “El mayordomo de Chapultepec”. —_•!•_— In the dentils, “You Might Also Like”, The Twilight Zone [https ://imdb .com /news /ni62937045]

¶ 2:

En agosto de 2016, Enrique Peña Nieto utilizó los recursos, el poder y el prestigio del Estado mexicano para intervenir en las elecciones de Wa­shington…

Dear, Mexican (John Mill Ackerman): please accept this courtesy check on the incongruence of paragraph 2 of your “AMLO and Trump” opinion material for the masses. Don’t forget, —motherfucker— that you had an opportunity to denounce (but didn’t) Los Recursos de La Fundación Televisa at the IHEAL in order to hype Peña Nieto’s image in France during the time that you, Sir, gave populists nursery tales to Master Level students and, señor profesor, quite possibly current decision-makers in Latin America.

 

¶ 3:

En cambio, hoy aún no inicia la campaña presidencial en el país vecino del norte¹. Si bien ya es un hecho que tanto Trump como Joseph Biden serán candidatos, todavía no se han celebrado las convenciones correspondientes para oficializar sus nombramientos ni arrancado formalmente la disputa electoral para la Casa Blanca.

John Mill Ackerman²

las comparaciones

£as comparaciones por eso son odiosas, por ejemplo, Johnny m’Boy .:. 77FB9998-49DC-4461-9852-0D7CAD08F24D .::. Only a fool would compare Chamberlain to López Obrador; the inference here being, señor profesor, that Hitler had some Trumpian tropes.


¶ 3: John Mill Ackerman is full of shit:

Day 1,258 since Donald John Trump has been on “the stump”

1.) .:. 71009D25-1795-4874-A2E8-E7E9DDDE8C3D

312: https ://news .rthk .hk /rthk /en /component /k2 /1535164-20200701.htm

“¡Viva 🎶 La Raza!” — The best calcos

Context:

It's Pragmatics, of course

It’s Pragmatics, of course .:. 5D1CB479-DFA8-45F1-9053-3C2128A3F3F7 🗣 Implicature in real time and how to read a newspaper 101; summer semester 2020… o como dice una interpretación de Horax en los milenios por Televisa en monitos¹: reunir varias noticias del día, encontrar posibles puntos de unión y conectarlas con un doble -y hasta triple- sentido en el mensaje.

To understand it, one must be fond of roots, origins, —you know— the things that make up patrimony, which is a vase filled with heritage, legacy and, as professor John Mill Ackerman (the Third, of course) revealed para los pobres políticos of el partido político of don Andrés: entailments.

¹ Televisa en monitos (monoaureo . com) présenta:

Lorem Ipsum

Lorem Ipsum + Patri•monio equals Σ Fair Use of All Media … and [Quote… 9 casas por casi 60 millones de pesos, construído en menos de una década. Y si bien él salió a quejarse de que “se haga público” y señaló que parte es “donativo de sus padres” que están preocupados “por el bienestar de sus nietos”, y afirma que son datos inflados… también eso se explica por qué no pudieron encontrar nada irregular en las más de ochenta propiedades de Bartlett, los departamentos no declarados de Sánchez Cordero, el casi millón de pesos que cobró este año Durazo por asesorías -que tiene expresamente prohibido hacer-. Es como el COVID: son corruptos asintomáticos, porque son SUS corruptos. Y mientras a una persona “normal” le toma 30 años pagar un crédito hipotecario para hacerse de un departamento de 90 metros cuadrados, un político puede comprar 9 bienes en 9 años sin mayor problema y “es normal”. Algo NO está bien. Al menos hacen aparecer incongruente a la Cuarta Transformación, a lo más son corruptos, aunque no lo acepten. (Para referencia, el edificio del último cuadro es la sede de la Secretaría de la Función Pública). Alarcón en El Heraldo. .:unquote] divided by Patri•monio.

… Coming up:

The “shield and the sword” meets “la charola y el fuero” in the pilot episode of Los Happy Days de la familia Burrón™️, critics at The Orange County Register call the sketch, “the cultural mash-up whose time has come.”

For the record, Monsieur Le PRÉSIDENT du Tribunal Administrative à Paris

That Gap!

That Gap! .:. 8CE86FB9-EF75-449C-85CF-ACC2DC5C4C57 🕵🏽‍♂️ There is a reason for it, and at L’Académie Rabelais the process involved se le denomina: Mar•i•nar.

This blog exists in its current “rapid-fire draft form” since October 2014 because of the fact that the government of President François Hollande did not want me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, to:

  • gather newsworthy material from the Mexican community in France (ay, Raza)
  • find tangents in the sociopolitical and cultural fabric of the Mexican diaspora in France
  • connect these with a double –and even a triple– sense in the message, just like the good people of Televisa en monitos¹ reflect in today’s “appropriated” sketch from Grupo Milenio®️.

and as this particular sopa de letras began to be served, Fat Elvis donned the Mexican Sundial Suit (his last mis–en–scene suit, by the way) and closed the year of 2014 for u.s..

And if you, [MONSIEUR LE PRÉSIDENT DU TRIBUNAL ADMINISTRATIVE À PARIS] are not a reader of this most non–consequential blog, then perhaps you missed the descent of an amalgamation of a Fat Elvis (at his worst in 1977) moonlighting as Alabama governor George Wallace in 1968, here’s the rendering of that menu in REAL TIME, not taped last week in a Hollywood lot.

Uncle Andy's Rice

Uncle Andy’s Rice .:. CFF27FE7-1F3A-4421-8296-DC64650E7745 🗣

… https ://monoaureo .com /2020/06/24 /temblor/

The Best People — Breaking the enlèvements contre rançons

Dear, Eugene Robinson… it’s twue, mister, it is TWUE! Donald John Trump lost his mojo with them Okies from Muskogee, mientras eso pasaba, Mike Barnicle, our most non-consequential blog opened up YET another Egyptian coincidence vase; check it out, Mister:

https ://pdf .20mn .fr /2020 /quotidien /2020 06 23_FRA.pdf

Los Hilos de Lencha*

Los Hilos de Lencha* .:. 5C589040-1C53-4B78-BEC0-959F76814EF7 🧮 * “Lencha” is the hypocorism, NOT “the apodo¹” of a person named as Lorenzo/a or, Florencia/o, such is the case with Florence Cassez, which “amigo” Gustavo, is a daily double hipocorístico of « Lencha Casas ».

¹ … as the “Ask a Mexican”, Tavo Arellano, identified here, in this stupidly insipid entry from February of 2007 titled: Why do Mexicans have such ridiculous nicknames?

Irma “La Investigadora”

Irma “La Investigadora” .::. 7DE96CB8-0D89-43A6-A075-4DC85908DC3A 📐🧮📎 Deer, “Ask a Mexican”, syndicated expert on Mexicans for the Republican Party in Orange County, California, look here —motherfucker— Eye is hoping that you, sir, in all of your mighty arsenal of punchlines made for the conservative W.A.S.P.ian mind set, that you sir, draw those sons-ov–bitches a picture that can capture how not just Mexicans, but full Red-Blooded Americans like John Mill Ackerman can earn their nicknames on two different languages and with the connotations assigned to the “code” for the given nickname in both tongues. Par example, Monsieur Le Président du Tribunal Administrative à ParisYou might recall, Madame ou Monsieur, that the Préfecture à Cité yanked (no pun intended) my Compétences et Talents Card when the husband ofla ratain the political cartoon in this frame arrived to France in 2014 to teach political seminars at La Sorbonne and Sciences Po.

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Still to come, we continue with our interestingly succulent continuing coverage of:

Breaking News

Breaking News .:. EC45653E-90E4-4D6C-94B9-D156A73FA63C 🌋🗺🌊 ¡Alarma!

Taste The Notion
Comparative Analysis of French Magazines in the Second Decade of the 21st. Century A.D.

in this edition, öüï take a look [back] at black cowboys and criminal appropriation with the help of an old magazine that we [the staff] used to scribble on and, most important, make use of it, with the notion of a thing called the Fair Use Of Media. But FOist:

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2020 /jun/23 /suffocating-french-delivery-driver-cedric-chouviat-last-words-george-floyd-case

Corralling the Flasbacks.

We’re calling for calm. France isn’t the United States, but France is becoming like the United States,William Bourdon, Attorney-at-law.

Of course you know, President Macron, that back when you were liberating the bus industry to compete for fare with the S.N.C.F., if we [the staff] had told Brontis à La Préfecture at Cité, that little by little, France would start to develop a sort of verisimilitude with both Mexico and the U.S. of A., Eye would have been told that there is already a template for it, and that it went by the title: The Death of French Culture. And of course, I would respond, sure, but this one has Sean Penn saving Mexico.

_+_+_+_+_+

Transliterated and translated flashbacks for the current President of the 5th French Republic:

It is 133 days until the next U.S. General Election, do you know W.H.O. the next leader of the Free World is going to be by the time 2022 rolls around, Mr. Macron?

Covering the covers

This is not a front page cover calco of N° 3538 of 20 minutes™️France national edition, it’s just a coincidence de ventiladores in different varieties and power sources .:. 64A35CAB-73D9-4BF2-B79A-9B6F2910C5DD 🔄

—. https ://asegovia3 .com /2017 /03 /03 /requiem-appendix-cher-em/

—. https ://asegovia3 .com /2015 /09 /24 /24-de-septiembre-suburbio-de-la-eterna-primavera-iii-2/

The Best People — Genie Jeannie out of the bottle

… [B]ueno, to be fair, the bottle was more of an Egyptian flower vase, the catch–when–rubbing the side of dicho florero, a French femme named Florence and, in the role of “My Favorite Jeannie”, Lætitia Casta.

Well would you look at D.A.T.

Well would you look at D.A.T. .::. 1A39C695-04B5-4183-934A-4FFDB5E6C8A3 🇫🇷⚖️🇲🇽 Now, S.I.R.E.N.E., if you wish to reference Bubble I and Bubble II, you will have to cross reference the entries for El Instituto Cervantes and Eli Guerra/Julieta Venegas at La Maison de la Amérique latine, and El País de Ana Anabitarte, respectably on the “tags” of this most non–consequential blog.

Now if you are wondering what the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador (assigned on 9 December 2016) Lætitia Casta is doing on this week’s edition of:

Well, Frank*, Ain’t D.A.T. a motherfucking coincidence D.A.R.E. on that gate? Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t!

https ://asegovia3 .com /2014 /10 /03 /octubre-tenia-que-ser/

One thing that we [the staff] can promise you is that back in October of 2014, and then again at a later date at the gate below the fémina fronting the old Justice Palace —at Cité— was your pretty client’s mug, you may check paragraph 3, which archives that particular instant in REAL TIME, also Aussie at Axios, please relay to Chris Hayes and The Nation that further down that rabbit TRAIL not a rabbit Hole, from paragraphs 22 to 29 they may also reference the arrival of the two lovebirds on don Calderon’s “Johnny Chistos” stinker-toon, which i, armando segovia, chronicled a year later aussi, —fuckers. You are welcome.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2015 /09 /29 /29-de-septiembre-segundo-acto/

* Frank BRETON, Attorney for Mme. Cassez.

https ://www .animalpolitico .com /2014 /10 / florence-cassez-presenta-una-demanda-contra-los-autores-de-su-detencion/

 

Ponte al día

Ponte al día… at the time, in the summer of 2008 i, armando segovia, skipped a meal with the publisher and the rest of the U.T.E.P. summer internship program at a weekly that catered to the Latin American community of Philadelphia and Southern New Jersey, —you know— the kind that are readily available where people gather, like say, a metro station, a nightclub or at a shopping center, anyway, Frank*, the Unicef Goodwill ambassador on the gate above was, at the time [probably] celebrating the very story that I was about to cover. At that particular time I was on my way back to the office, before i left the shack at the International University dorms, i happened to notice on the screen that Ingrid Betancourt had just been released from her captivity in Colombia 🇪🇨 Now, hear me out Frank*, because with the aid of a 1600 cc Kawasaki parked next door, at a hotel’s parking lot, it was quicker for me to hit the Northside, snap a few photos and get a few quotes from the Colombian diaspora regarding the release of Ingrid and be back next to City Hall before anybody noticed that i was in–and-out of the building, you know, because “that’s what reporting is all about” however, Frank*, at that particular time as i was getting off of the highway, i notced that i had missed call coming from the cell phone of the office boss; five minutes later i was informed that Hernán, the publisher, was taking the interns for a snack…or something like D.A.T. .::. 93123D20-4613-4A10-844D-69D76A8A7686 🧮 to be continued.

you will have to tune in to find out.

In the meanwhile, hoy no hubo Deadline, puras piñas, de cualquier manera here’s don Calderon’s comprehensive sketch:

Los ricos también hieden

It was about THYME! Brother, Brian!

Fire and crackers, Seattle Edition.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /Seattle /comments /gv0ru3 /this_is_the_moment_it_all_happened/

AirLand Battle change 3
Eminence FRONT

Eminence FRONT .::. E315F474-DF5D-4F82-BCDF-4931F4E2CC11 🥋It’s a Put ON! —_”¡”_— WHO is on FOist? AirLand Battle on the HomeLand Streets, that’s W.H.O.

It was Twenty Years ago today, when Dr. Cornell West showed his face. Now if Chomsky is allowed on the stage, then we will know that The Nation will be spared… shoes are optional, according to Old Flat Top.

Over at the Seth Meyers set, Michael Che is making a movie… for the Playboy Channel.

Meanwhile over at burner N°2:

Chocolate wheels - Cuéntale las muelas a Cantinflas

Chocolate wheelsCuéntale Las Muelas a Cantinflas .::. 15BFA88A-DA28-4F27-BCC3-82D3549898FD 🚘 Dear, John Mill Ackerman it’s too bad you don’t have Keyleigh McEnany’s cute sexy ass, Eye means… you sure are one fuckable propagandists 🚙 “Luxury vehicles” mis pelotas, —John Mill Ackerman— more like Salvaged vehicles a.k.a., NAFTA’s vehicular consolation prize for the extinct Mexican middle class”.

¡Oiga usted, mi profesor! no me levante la voz, because aquí y en China (Nuevo León), “I’m Your Huckleberry”, Chato.

https ://www .elsiglodetorreon .com .mx /noticia /1474662 .onappafa-se-une-a-morena .html


TimeStamp: 11h45 in Central NATO Times

Here's your visual

Mr. president… here’s your Visual, ya’CUNT! .::. C59892DC-45D4-433F-9C3B-327E3ECF41E7 🖕🏾 For the visually impaired, Donald John Trump has a throat tumor in the shape of a mini donald john trump bending over and spreading his cheeks, quite noticeable is a dangling mushroom-shaped penis and a pair of tiny Chinchilla nuts.

Deer, John Meacham, is D.A.T. a Gulf of Cortéz map? Or are you just happy 2–SEA–MÍ‽

Thing ONE: Dear, Early Jaz… wanna know when it Ends? Wait For thing Three, and please stop crossing your ARMS, you make feel like a pervert, Eye likes porn but not the kind that you think.

Anyhow, Professor West, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that your colleagues at The Nation and, especially Professor John Mill Ackerman and all of his “beautiful” in–laws working for the federal Mexican government, —from the beautiful Sea of Cortéz (La Rumorosa) to el hermoso Istmo de Tehuantepec (Gulf of México, casi esquina con « el 🚂-tren•e•cito » de La Riviera Maya) is that Katrina Vanden Huevel won’t read, IT! And neither will you… But the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, Home to the Picpus “square” where @therealLafayette lays, probably will, because in due-time The President of that Court will get a BING translated copy of this riff. It’s part of the process… K?

Dear, Seth Meyers… meet Susana Poveda

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

WELL.. YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT SALINAS(carlos) IT’S NOT ONE OF THOSE (Cheat SHEETS)

The Student will

SECTion 3 .::. 5AB3C7E7-09B7-4022-92DF-78B2CAD5B235 🛎 In this section of the TEST, the IHEAL Student will find the gathering where Professor John Mill Ackerman assumed that everyone in that SEMINAR, knew who his “cuñado” was; AUSSI… to celebrate 4/20/20 Extra credit will be added if the student provides Professor’s Ackerman views during that same seminar regarding pot smokers in France.

[Moore to come] https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/04/21 /cartones/2

SHEET = Pliego; as in: todos los pliegos de papel de envoltura para regalos de navidad (en esta foto) no serán suficientes para envolver las Coronas del COVID-19 en el Invierno 2020/2021.

Dear, Susana Poveda, meet Seth Meyers, and to quote that Tweeter fellow who tagged himself with a fip logo tattoo, mr. Meyers just pulled one of them I was just thinking about that, and there you go playing a song to go with that vibe; of course, i, armando segovia just paraphrased one of the biggest Donald Trump’s enablers, but then somewhere in your (fip) archives, mr. Dorsey is on the record saying something like D.A.T.

This is a frame in progress

This is a frame in progress…

 Case in point, mr. Meyers, and to paraphrase the voice of Brian Williams on last night’s The 11th Hour in New York, New York (05h i Paris, France), how does it feel, to be relegated to the Kids room*? For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, it is still EARTH DAY, and to observe the occasion please be advised that —indeed— Eye plated a seed, heck to put it metaphorically, Eye spread several hundreds of thousands of seeds on the ground! An that is “thing one”, but before we [the staff] move on, öüï are going to take a nap. 

Dear, Susana Poveda — This is an interMission

La Terraza mexicana… sponsored by:

El oriente de Sophie

El oriente de Sophie está por supuesto, al otro lado del poniente .::. 07DA4FD4-F9AF-483E-92B4-14FAEEE1FAB1 🗣 Dear, Susana Poveda, por favor comunica al “maistro” Soula, que agradecemos el hecho de que su colega Raphaël Morán (Radio Francia Internacional) no nos lea, porque de leernos, he could reconstruct from the clips on this most non–consequential blog that, he can go and fuck PABLO GLEASON y a los “neo zapatistas de París”, y viceversa; THAT IS TO SAY, tune in but it’s alright, that is EYE THINKS that PABLO GLEASON can go fuck Raphaël Morán y a sus ”Amigos de México en Francia”… bola de putos, punto

El Nopal*

Dedicado a la secretaria de La Función Publica en México, y a su esposa: John Mill Ackerman.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas/cultura/2020/04/20 /indigna-a-artistas-el-triunfalismo-de-funcionarias-ante-futuro-del-fonca-639 .html

Instructions: 

The student will prepare a CAMPECHANA using as ingredients “los caminos de la Libertad” de las diferentes Asociaciones civiles y Movimientos políticos y sociales de mexicanos (and of Mexican lovers) in France. This exercise will count for 1% of the final grade, however for it!, to be able and be added to the other 99% of the grade, which consisted of SHOWING UP to the actual gatherings of said « chemins de La Liberté », the student must show his work, —including the scratches and drafts. 

Por Ejemplo, you (the student) do not have to do clippings, as it might upset some, instead, you (the student) could present a Link and ScreenGrab for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES (on Deadline).

la_terrasse_285.pdf

la terrasse de la france

la terrasse de la france .::. C4C9FA32-378C-4D31-AED3-6CD25C3668D2 📰 https ://www .journal-laterrasse .fr/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/la_terrasse_285 .pdf


Glosario:

* Teaser: extrait; algo así Susana Poveda como quien dice en Francés, d’un film, d’une série, vidéo.

* El Nopal:  if you (not you Susana) are Mexican then ya saben que todos y todas (siendo hijos e hijas de La Chingada) llevamos un Nopal en la frente; ¿o a poco no, Salma Hayek?

« It’s the Same Old Song » pero con un sabor diferente desde que tú te jüites, güero

Notimex_23/02/2020

La cuarta ( span* ):

🎶 We'll meet AGAIN...

🎶 We’ll meet AGAIN .:. C904E6EE-744E-43EA-8896-E9BD4A3AB273 🕉 … 🎵 don’t know When, don’t know Where—but we’ll meet again SOME day. —_•!•_— And, if you understand the parallel between “un mundo raro” and “un mundo de AMLO” is probably because if you, as a MEXICAN GOVERNMENT pitchman, are going to push fairy tales about moving to a “democratic change”, without holding the last President of México accountable for the corruption that you, as a newly elected Mexican president, then there really isn’t a real democratic change; EVEN IF, professor Ackerman, your wife’s boss sends a New Year gift to Florence Cassez in the form of Genaro García Luna, courtesy of the (backroom deal) for the NAFTA replacement capricious trade deal, where México sold the maquila workers to “GRINGO” work inspectors with diplomatic badges… or something like that. 💩 P.S.: Profesor Salmerón Sanguinés, ¿cuál pinche Revolución? pues.

Y sigue la yunta andando

Previously on, “A ver qué dice el marido”, con Juan Molino Campos–hombre:

Nuestro heroe, —sin acento— le dijo a la mujer, “vieja, tira paro y dile al pueblo —güeno— que el día 9 de marzo, me dan ganas de tirar güeva,” a lo que la ‘ñora del hombre responde, “’ora pues, viejo, nada más una cosa, ¿se las dejo ca’e de jilo, o suavecito?”


MSNBC 02/23/2020; Via The Guardian:

Cheap Trick!

Cheap Trick! .:. E5CE6455-53C2-4C60-AD69-0336C4CEE803 —^•..•^— La 🐄… Surrender but don’t “jump to conclussions” in your office space. 🧶 Hold it now, because we [the staff] have used Godwin’s Law with the frogs (a time or two) öüï are going to play Devils Advocate for the MAD Catholic  on our favorite punditry source, Phil Graham’s msnbc’s; once we [the staff] are done advocating for this rich Irish sonavabitch ÖÛÏ are going to go full Men–At–Work on the 19 hundred hour timeslot in Eastern Standard Time, so WITT D.A.T. in mind, “hang on to yourself” here comes “The Blitzkreig”  ISSY, —motherfuckers— it will be Dictated in “Oddball’s” woof’s! 🤠

Say it Ain’t So… “Let’s Play Hardball

🎶 Now, now, settle down my boy
eat your peas and gravy
settle down…
(Men at Work / Ron Strykert)

Teeny Tiny Cat approves

Teeny Tiny Cat approves .:. 8D98C017-3A7B-4D7B-812B-13A0AC799E94 —^. .^— The Cat Abides. Yesterday applies to 02/24/2020 in the Continental U.S., because in Hilo, Hawaii it is still Monday, February 24, 2020. Today is Feb. 25th, 2020.

But FOist,

Dearest, Heidi Przybyla, nevermind Bernie’s heart, nobody is perfect and nobody lives forever, and besides, that is what the Vice and the Speaker are for. By your standard, Christopher Reeve would have been a great president… until he got on a horse, eh!

Any güey, mr. Matthews, “as far back as Eye can remember,” the All Seeing Eye on the back of the U.S. Dollar bill has been the Cult that the republican party has Literally Worshiped, and now you are worried that someone who actually wants to walk closer to that imaginary GOD that you preach to, and stop Him (Your American Lord Jesus) from commanding little old ladies (like Cousin Joe’s mom in Alabama) to send in their money to the televangelist church so that the preacher man can buy a new jet airplane, you —motherfuckers— want to scare the Dick Van Dyke fans from voting for the candidate who wants to give that money back to the health care system that aunt Scarborough so desperately needs, really highlights what interests you are cable casting/streaming to, eh‽

Now that you have no choice but to talk about Senator Sanders, you chose to play the Senator McCarthy “red scare” card, c’mon now.

P.S.: Fuck strategist Rick Wilson and say hello, aussi, to James Carville in Louisiana.

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Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

No Ti-Mec_tas:

El barzón (readjusted):
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https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/02/23 /john-m-ackerman-presenta-2018el-cambio-democratico2019-en-fil-de-mineria-8327 .html

ChrishardballMatthews: https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2020/feb/23 /msnbc-chris-matthews-sanders-nevada-win-nazi-invasion

 

Memo¹ (pp. 15*/318^) To: Mme. la alcaldesa de París, Francia

“Mas que nada”… Hoy no hubo Jazz!

Desde 1686

BLAMING THE JOYSTICK – Desde 1686 .:. DBEBE463-7E47-45B8-943F-68C989B378B9 🕹  It wasn’t until LOS TEEN TOPS introdujeran “la plaga en 1720, when the French went ahead and invented the TALISMAN in Marseille para LOS FIELES… or something like that!

VoBo:
* Vía: La Jornada en El Siglo de Torreón: DETENTE, “Today is the day”, period, —Full Stop by the Agence France Presse.

Estimada, Señora Hidalgo;

PRESENTE

Una vez más el staff de este tan intrascendente blog le pide una disculpa por tener que posponer una vez más la cróniquesca historieta de gacetilla sobre el llamado “multi•lateral•ismo eficaz” entre los gobiernos de Francia y México, resulta, Sra. alcaldesa, que [AQUÍ] se puede hacer un copia/pega del memo² that öüï sent just a few hours ago to Professor Victoria DeFrancesco Soto, over at the LBJ School of Public Policy, however, doña Anne, eso sería una falta de respeto a la pro•xi•midad de esa magnanimidad que usted nos ofrece [a los « Clochardos de Vilma Fuentes »] cada noche invernal de las cuales 1 de cada 5 se vuelve más y más tropical; aunque no por las mismas razones de Lat•IT•udes y Lon•GI•tu•des [🍌] sino más bien por cuestiones Cli•ma•to•ló•gi•cas [🌬🌪🌊].

Anunció/Comunicado
AMIGos del Chingado MONOAUREO 
(en La Jornada):
Me encanta su manera de cortar con ironía histérica, ese pedazo de pastel llamado MEGXIT...
https ://monoaureo .com /2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/
... “Muchos dicen que es porque Megan es plebeya; a pesar de que Meghan, Duquesa de Sussex, es descendiente del rey Eduardo III de Inglaterra y por tanto de casi todos los reyes Plantagenet, además de Felipe IV de Francia y todos los reyes Capeto. También de Fernando III de Castilla y los reyes de León, Portugal, Galicia y Asturias. Y no se cree princesa o indigna de seguir trabajando como actriz...”

En fin, Mme, Hidalgo… entre la triangulación con el ex patrón de la Ali•an•za Nissan-Renault, la caída de un avión a causa de la reacción Iraní contra un “Vendedor” de mercenarios (idiots in Uniform, under Emperor Don John Trump) un niño de primaria en EL NAZAS reaped on the “benefits” of a “Fast and Furious” program; An Exchange that among other AXIS, such as the Florence Cassez (Zodiaco) scoop, and the Ins•ti•tu•tion•AL•ized nepotism of la “Tierra” del profe. John Mill Ackerman y su esposa, la Duquesa de Perote, Veracruz, Irma Eréndira Sandoval Ballesteros de Santa Barbara y Berkley. , deposited me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, inside of an “archive” en LOS Sótanos de Cité, Metro Line IV,  [donc, Mme. Hidalgo] nosotros en el staff de este tan intrascendente blog tuvimos que postponer ese mentado multilateralismo “eficaz” en las duchas municipales, —una vez más³.

So, Mme. Hidalgo, we hope to catch-up with you after you decide (or not) to run for the Leadership of the most beautiful city in the world even when seen from the Ratatouille supply side of the dumpsters. Personally, Mme. Hidalgo, you should just say fuck it and run for The Élysée. But what do öüï know, we never EVEN visited SiencesPo.

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Las fuentes de doña Vilma sin pies ni cabeza:

From the desk of John Mill Ackerman, unofficial spin doctor (Ph.D) to the Mexican president’s desk:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx/ultimas/politica/2020/01/11/rapido-y-furioso-operativo-de-los-sotanos-de-eu-y-mexico-amlo-1781.html

³ El patrón de todas las “cancelaciones” de último minuto: James “the man show” Kimmel… BRING BACK THE TRAMPOLINE!!! … context; « La “querelle” de 13 ans entre Jimmy Kimmel et Matt Damon est de plus en plus drôle »