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Ahora es cuando Chile Verde ya le das sabor al caldo

La Mini-milpa de Châtelet — Fall 🍁 2025… ⚾ gooooooo, Dodgers!

… and then there were these other witches³, Julia Ioffe, they also worked with, or rather the soldiers worked for them right about the epoch when Anne-Marie Mergier (APRO) met the AVILA CAMACHO di°nasty in México… way-way-güey before she became the godmother of Raphaël Moran at 217 Boulevard de Saint-Germain-des-Près when Andrés Manuel López Obrador visited Professor Alain Rouquié in October of 2015, that’s when Mme. Mergier held Raphaël Moran’s hand to start his Proceso stint.

³~. Mujeres del “pueblo bueno” que “otorgaban” trabajo a muchachitas con la piel morena autóctona.

El próximo toro le corresponde a Luis Eduardo Aute.

Enter “las muertas” de Las Poquianchis

Camp Mystic… collateral damage for all of “the illegals” who drowned

Dear State of Texas : where is your God now?

The numb3r 🌳 is a beautiful bill. ReSin… only on the Eight of el Ocho de Julio.

Probably smoking Marijuana, that’s where your God is at.

War Pigs for Peas :

From the creators of white picked albums and ol'Dat Jazz.

From the creators of white picked albums and ol’Dat Jazz.

In Paris, Texas, fans of the PSG could give a flying-fuck and a drowned cow about the so-called “Hill County” because our Dear Leader has just received a Nobel Peace Price nomination by a GENOCIDAL JEW with open skys throughout FRANCE’S hex.

Transfer follows after a descarga de cebada

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On The Menu : Tacos Coreanos de Gallo Espolón

POT 🍲 US nº 47 :

Democracy in The MAGA space… a new Toque de Ville, period.

Trump escalates Article 1 of the Israel-Ran War Pigs Powers… Mr. Trump also stated while signing an executive (in consecutive) order  that he and only his Vietnam Era fictional SPURS decide what “America First” means… and not the fucking American “López-obradoristas” who voted to make Manifest Destiny great again.

Yup… that’s watermelon growing there next to the garlic, mint, pomodoros vascos, a faux banzai tree and of course, an olive branch.

Tacos de gallo espolón; soft and tender chicken meat from the HEREDITARY HEALTH PROTECTION Pharms from Germany in 1932 served on a corn tortilla grown³ at la granja de Mando en Châtelet.

Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

So… they tell Mí, that you know how to use an Abacus in the Missionary Position, eh?

La Tangente Perfecta

La moral es un árbol… en toda dictadura para que esa sea perfecta, o sea la dictadura no la pinche moral.

 

… told you fuckers that I Could See for Miles 📐🎺🫴

Any 🦉 hoot, where to begin, where to begin to break the ice? Where?

Biarritz on I.C.E., there’s a “tariff” for that 🎬 cut.

 

Never mind the woke, here comes The Wake

Be cool, Don.

 

Nice… PSG 1 — Nice 3

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Best seats in the house.

Oh, the humanity!!!

You didn’t think that Öüï would let you leave without the Bard and that goddamn goalie.

Any 🦉 hoot, Kiko… It ain’t over until the Fat Lady Sings and in the NEXT SEGMENT, i shit you not Francis:

… and Alicia Menendez, which came first, THE EMINENCE FRONT, or the elephant in the room?

 

1. THE KEYS TO LA MADELEINE are on the desk between your last cameo after the hospital break (in TABASCO) y el discurso de Milei 🇦🇷 en el vestido fúnebre 🤌🏿 de Meloni 🇮🇹 in Rome.

2. THE CORN is next to the Mint and Garlic 🧄 to fend off the Orthodoxy in ‘el 🚜 agro’ sin 🤌🏼 milagro.

Come and join the party 🤌🏼… Dressed to kill.

 

3. THE COLOR RED comes courtesy of Socorrito Maider in PAMPLONA, so you know that the three varieties plus the one from Sinaloa, México, are going to make the Populi take those influencer “Auschwitz” selfies next to that Wax figure that the mortician made out of Ewe 🇻🇦.

Fury as ‘dis🇦🇷respectful’ mourners take 🇺🇸 selfies in front of Pope Francis’ body — with some even posting smiling 👮🏻‍♀️ snaps

https ://nypost .com /2025/04/24 /world-news /disrespectful-mourners-taking-selfies-with-dead-pope-spark-outrage

And for the record 📢 It’s A Put-on, wash-and-wear.

Roma es amoR : el testamento amore—more

Armando los hilos de Eduardo por San Clemente, —Jacques’ son!!!

In Rome, Apolline de Malherbe reads Rigo’s “Testamento” de Matamoros, Tamuz-Texas.

Urbina et Villa

“Y para dejarlas a todas contentas.”

A Santa Teresa, nada… 🏊🏼‍♀️ por infiel.

Y a l’Apollina Hierba-Buena toda, pero toda, Mí alegría: Amarillo no me pongo y por eso:

Uh-un sepulcro para Pancho en su honor 🇲🇽

Para ti las girnaldas de oliva 🫒 y que chingue a su Patria “La Guadalupana”.

Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃? Anyone, Powell…

Powell?

Second seat, gold Dutch treat… best seats in The House!!! 📽️
you were sweet.

Ben Franklin wanted to do what with a turkey 🦃?

The answer after the break but first, it was Lafayette who convinced George to put an 🦅 on the 🦭. Jefferson (my nigga in Paris) wanted an Elk and Madison, well nobody cared what his faggety Federalist Papers had to say, but sources close to The Big ol’India Spice Co. reveal that James wanted Mink for the fabric instead of that bald bird.

The real sausage queen of Chicago.

 

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen
Save those lies, darling don’t explain
I recall Central Park in fall
How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess
That’s not all

Entonces, aside from inventing syphilis my favorite founding father also wanted a turkey as the U.S. national Animal, and Marguerite Bachen-Port can’t let me lie, seriously Marguerite knows that Öüï is tired but says that there will be time to push Daisies when it’s time to testify.

Right now, all Öüï see are Mantas and Mika Brzezinski just went underwater to see just how big 🦑 that teenage squid gets. Pablo Torre is there with a tape ruler and Joe is dressed in Black.

Stay tuned for details from Spain and Los Hombres G who relay that Marguerite Bachen-Port’s gardenias  are in fact made in China!!! And baby, that plastic-Ono Flora has the same effect as a fake bird on the lookout of that session on the roof, heck, I Reckon that The Stones had better HAWKS at Altamont Speed Way.

Step away from Mí petit Marjolena, Salvador.

Musical guest:

Picture him shreadin’ Hendrix… while i skateboard over the MotherFucking Seine.

Diamond Dave and the bow•⛩️is from Mars

I’m telling Ewe’Ol, it’s a fact! You motherfuckers at the Pentagon can make up a brand new book of Euphemisms, with a CAPITAL t 🎪 but those leaves WERE brown and now they are Army 🪖 blue.

Pappa’s got some 📯 big 🎷Brass 🪈 Balls 🪇

this track needs no cutline.

… and you can put that in a brand new bag, James.

Mamma KASS knows and no! Mister Henry “Salvatrucha³”, big phat mamma is not singing on that track, even if Mister Foxseth, wants to call the new ribbon on that Army Flag staff (AZ), “THE WAR for U.S. Property*”

Collector Conquista nº91¹⁶.

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