National Awareness Frida Theys — Impuestos Sin Representación

Al Ritmo de Cha–Cha con Marimba, —mo•re•na.


Just like Loret de Mola

Just like Loret de Mola .:. C151FB29-4D22-4269-A563-96AE64783E3B 🍐 🎶 Se escasearon las peras y aparecen los Chayotes.

Morena… La pera* de México.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /photoshopbattles /comments /hm05bg /psbattle_this_creased_pear/

Indeed, John Mill Ackerman, indeed.

Indeed, John Mill Ackerman, indeed. .:. 33A5E27E-48DE-443E-BB61-00751C9B886B ✈️💺 Mexicans can’t even DREAM a little, dream, because a El Mayordomo de Chapultepec solamente le interesa el futuro de su nieto en Kentucky/Texas… look it up, Alicia Menendez, look–IT–up! 📸 Foto cortesía de la AFP.


* Esperanza = Pera, asi como Aurelia = Chela.

180° from 2020 to 2011 … Pateando Piedras

The good thing about this blog is that former Attorney General, Eric Holder, does not read it, but the best feeling about writing this sketch from Paris, France, right now, in 2020, is that we get to revisit 2011 for The PRESIDENT of the Administrative Tribunal in Paris.


*revolution .::. 3C64C2EA-FB3D-45D6-B477-C309B32F19E6 💨 “Ahhhhhh—you say you want a revolution, oh well…”, please refer to item *227, then give Mí, a call.

For the record, “Fast & Furious“ one of the very consequential political threads that lead me, Armando Segovia, to knock on the door of the French Consulate in Los Angeles, California, in 2010 to see about documenting a Six–Year POLITICAL ELECTION PROCESS in Paris, during the Year of Mexico in France IS BACK IN THE NEWS.

Indeed, for all intent and purposes, it could be argued that during the Spring of 2011, the political party of the current Mexican President, Andrés M. López Obrador, was not officially constituted… but they (morena) did navigate Paris with the multi-purpose flag of a “Frente Amplio”, and the very mention of asking a question that included the words “Mexican army and Ciudad Juárez”, could and would get anybody blacklisted from “el movimiento”, which would in 2018 be renamed “La Cuarta Transformación”.

La nota de Bernardo

La nota de Pantalion Films en Santa Monica de Churubusco, California. .::. 69F1A23E-74B4-49A1-8A92-71D9C07F768C 🌬 Paragraph V: In the diplomatic scribbles, ambassador (chancellor) Ebrard pointed out that U.S. (governmental) agencies show that the operation (Fast & furious) bagan its implementation towards the end of 2009 (during the governments of Calderón and Obama).

At this point in this section of the blog it should be noted that the focus of this post will not be on the forner Attorney General of The United States and the ATF’s involvement on a Crisis called “Fast & Furious”, sorry about that; but i will revisit AMLO’s people issue with getting the Mexican army back on the streets.

Additionally, it should be noted that along with that particular presidential decree (the army on the streets) AMLO’s Foreign Relations minister (and former Hillary Clinton‘s Latino outreach go-to-guy) is requesting from THE TRUMP administration that they release all of the files and records available regarding the weapons running program Rápido y furioso. How convenient, eh‽  The government of Mexico opening old wounds to dismiss any criticism from one of the promises that got AMLO the top post in the Mexican federation, while indirectly hitting the flanks of the Obama Administration on the same 72 hours of the week when Donald John Trump is letting his personal political lawyer, attorney general William Barr, loose on a lie called “obama gate”.

Why it matters… after a nap, i’ll let you know, but before that here is a paraphrased echo from 2016:

If someone tells you that they have the Mexican vote, you better believe that MARCELO is going to fight for it.


Dangling Participles 101 • Intro to Tying the known unknowns

Robin Hood dix it!

Robin Hood dix it! So don’t go shooting the flute player, the drum beater or that guideon bearer; It’s  Time for the Brickmakers March in Emmaus, PA, via la Rue des Bourdonnais… on the msnbc’s. (You love mí, you really really love mí).

April 2011

Ras de Bol en Trocadéro meets “Estamos hasta la madre” en el Instituto Cervantes de París.

Señor, Jean–Luc Mélenchon, « Peut-être n’est qu’un simple hasard… », Maíz! usted tiene que ver esto

“It Don’t Mean a Thing…

Deer, Chris Hayes

Deer, Chris Hayes .::. 00E4E839-1E60-477E-B37A-A83CC66FC7B4 🌚 You know, Willie Geist, it’s a good thing that the All In crowd FINALLY understands the role of D.A.T. “dead chunk of rock” that it’s up D.A.R.E. in the sky; that is to say, Chris Hayes, öüï are glad that your network is finally FOLLOWING on Ozzy’s instructions: BARK at The Moon! — Motherfucker!

_if it ain’t got the Sioux (Anishinaabe).

Brief context, I, armando segovia/armando serrano prieto know that you remember me*, Mr. Mélenchon, y como un cambio de tercio, le aseguro que mi pedo no es con usted, as a matter of fact Eye likes you, it is just that among your “pueblo parisino” y algunos negritos, there seems to be the RACIST notion that they are immune to the COVID–19 spread, which öüï [the staff of este puto y tan intranscendente blog] believe that it is a ridiculous notion, just like the John Mill Ackerman nation.

* Jean–Luc Detonando:
« Descending angel
NSFW pero,
la lumière est Capitale »

Previously on: Aventures in interpretations

Previously on: Aventures in interpretations .::. E4F200D2-A7FA-4B85-A4D4-75BE4C770300 🗺 « It is said that the cries of children playing in this square wake up tiny larvae of sleeping insects in this wall of their holein this hole in their wall and go in search of the RUCKUS that gave them back their life. Perhaps it is merely a coincidence, but generally, the path they travel form letters which, if pronounced loud enough, would strangely prolong the SHOUTS and Songs of the children ».

Now, Mr. Mélenchon, with regards to this motherfucking context, nosotros aquí en el staff rogamos que su antiguo representante latinoamericano en su antiguo partido antes de transformarse en un insumiso, tenga en cuenta de que nuestro tan intrascendente contenido en este puto borrador al que la Prefectura de París nos relegó abarca desde el mes de febrero del 2011 hasta el mes de septiembre del 2015.


Dreams .::. 0034EFD8-D5EE-48A3-B97C-6BB5D915967A 🎧 Don’t Dream it’s over.

Breaking the news. Destiny drops Bernie out of the Race, and Trump’s future despite all of his failures gets the All Clear for another four more years. The Rockefeller Center is now in celebration mode since no matter who wins in November of 2020 Wall Street and Big Business WINS. Reached for comment, former Florida congressman, Charles Joseph Scarborough said that, “the Bernie Sanders blackout on the Networks paid off big time for my bottom line”, adding that the 40 year-old virgin and, BIDEN Whisperer, Mike Memoli was finally going to get to attend his first communion, “after tonight’s Deadline Washington with Nicolle Wallace, Mike Memoli will no longer be known as the 40 year-old virgin”, said an exuberant Cousin Joe to a giddy Willie Geist.

WHO Watches The Watchmen?

WHO Watches The Watchmen? .::. 1570F43F-2A9F-4FB8-ADBA-94D4B6247D23 🗳 The wives club, of course¹.

Context will continue to follow, but FOist! It’s 4 O’clock in New York, and Mike Memoli is having his “primera comunión”.

1. Juvenal Satires. https :// /wiki /Quis_custodiet_ipsos_custodes

¡Hey, Negrita! — One güey or another

Dang it! You play dirty pool, Ms. Reid. Nothing good can come out of Boston!!! Except for the Wahlbergs and of course:


#baldnation .:. A44F588D-2868-4417-85A7-FD5E217F3D9D 👨🏼‍🦲 Eye don’t know which ‘Baldwin’ said it, probably —McManus— in any Case and/or FONT, that dang–on Baldwin said it well:
Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. – James Baldwin #AMJoy, and of course, Phil Griffin is a fag! #theusualsuspects ; #theReturnofFensterTheCopyEditor

Futuro Pelo @ Fip

But speak of the Devil, sources close to those dang–on Sirens at Radio France all agree, beefour there was a Coachella Rock Fest for the VoBo’ Americanos, D.A.R.E. was:

The Kucheza Blues and Sunday Afternoon Saxophone Jamz Sessions up in the Sky

Real Men Watch puppies play Foot Bawl

Real Men Watch puppies play Foot Bawl .:. 9FC6A78F-5985-4546-AA01-0865F810E37E 🐾  Fuentes close to doña Vilma can confirm that Eye watches exclusively for the Kitty Half-Thyme Show, this year’s musical guest is Pussyfer López, —MEAOW!!!

You have WON this round, Miss Joy (if that’s your real name) but fo’ The Record, that Floribama Blind Choir Boy is Barred, —You R.E.A.D.‽— BARRED from using “Puppy Bowl” snapshots come Feb. the THIRD, in Miami (armpit of the World) Ef-el-Ey.



Under extreme cuteness and other assorted adorable disarmament, öüï switch it over to Donald Trump’s guardian of the Peace on the Southern border of “the backyard” with Guatemala:

Dear, AMLO

Señor presidente, el señor Ted Danson siempre está en espera de un “company jet” en los NBC-esos, según lo que dice Sienfeld (Season 4; Episode 3), ahora bien, hijo de la gran Chingada, en caso de que mr. Peacock compre su chingada Cruz de Peña, le advierto que habrá un 15% de comisión para MÍguel. Así que ya sabe, sobre ganso no hay engaño… puro Foie-Gras. ¡Viva México!

¡Y Arriba MORENA–Francia (20122018)!

“Nos quieren desprestigiar”, la espada de Bolivar en París

Para la memoria, 2011 – 2016

Yo acuso: association GiBo París

Yo acuso: association GiBo París.:.46271C46-BFB6-4EE0-804F-2FC30367DDB9 •|•if you only knew that this “accidental impressionist … frame” is set to an Amnesty International Blues rola. -_- It goes like this: 🎶Pobres de los niños, que dolor me dan, etc., etc., etc… El TRI ; vía Three Souls in My Mind.

¿Hay periodistas asesinados?*


https ://asegovia3 .files

Entre zopilote y pterodáctilo

AMLO: Entre zopilote y pterodáctilo.:.46EB821D-E1EE-4E9C-870B-B0BCC733AE1D •|• Según el redactor de la 11ª oficina de la policía de París, una razón que merece ser escuchada y considerada por el presidente del tribunal administrativo del Islote de Francia (IdF por sus siglas en Instituto Cervantes) incluye nuestra asimilación y/o integración a la CULTURA francesa. We [the staff] on the other hand, would argue that, as a matter of fact, French Culture (which includes politics) mas bien se asimila o integra a nuestro contenido en éste tan intrascendente blog (which we aim to make about politics). POR EJEMPLO: In Recent Days, hasta la tal Marine Le Pen, promotora de valores hitlerianos en Francia, se pone despreocupadamente a proselitar con las referencias de un tal « caudillo », y/o “général victorieux” francés para defender recientes ataques en contra de mezquitas en territorio galo.

Peña Nieto, “entre Ave Fenix y pterodáctilo »:

Ma’Corina, le pen pon, Ma’Corina le pen pon—ponme Tu mano ISSY.

Chico Che y la crisis productions presents

Chico Che y la crisis productions presents.:.E423B1C7-C022-4619-89B4-5429A622680C •|• Le Pen, entre y tepocate pteradáctilo.

La Casa Latinoamericana en París y los personajes que la frecuentan.


Like the Knight Beefour

Like the Knight Beefour.:.0349AB59-F720-476F-A241-9A93ECFA4438

Periodística de investigación.


Full Gonzo with a box full of Venn diagrams, with enhanced reticles.

For the record

For the record, “~”.:.77BD993F-6242-4815-845A-6FF4025EADA8

* Rosario Piedra, person in Charge of Mexico’s National Commission on Human Rights. 12 de noviembre, 2019, after she was “sworn into office” (tomó protesta, pues) and when asked about what She Would do, with the issue of DEAD JOURNALISTS in Mexico.

Eddie Glou…‽ Is there an Eddie GloudE, JayAre in this bitch?


Thougher than Jaime Bonilla Thinks

Thougher than Jaime Bonilla and Mitch McConnell think.

Dear, MSNBC, this squad is bigger than four Flags.

That's what she's there to do

That’s what she’s there to do, which is to make the U.S. great for the FIRST TIME… and Tom Brokaw, the Military Industrial Complex ruined your “Greatest Generation” and gave Eddie Gloude the reason to remind Nicolle Wallace that there is a Cold Civil War going on.

Attention handlers, editors, Hijos de JOE McCarthy, y REPUBLICANOS del ex Secretario de la Defensa Nacional de George Bush, el ex C.I.A. Director, no el Evangelista George Bush quien lo hizo ponerse (a Dick Cheney) el traje de Batman para enternecer un poco y darle un corazón [de titanio] a ese señor.

El Ándale Man

El, ¡Ándale Man! (1987). En el metro de Monterrey, Nuevo Lyon, a ese churro se le rotuló cómo “Córrele, Güey”.

[The following must bee read in an Omar Sy voice, in the role, —of course— of Kevin Hart, who else? And the set is the game show reality featured in Governor Arnie’s “The Running Man”. The contestants are:

And Stevie goes:

And Stevie goes: In France, Les parisienes-esos are already “nostalgic” for the male fútbol team… just Sayin’ Katy Kay #6, just sayin’.

Professor Eddie Glaude Junior
Professor John Mill Ackerman]:

The U.S. is sending its criminals to mexico

The U.S. is sending its criminals to the Mexican Senate, trying to make Mexico “White Again”… but don’t worry Johnny My’Boy, The “American” press will never play RAYUELA TRIDIMENSIONAL .

— Which one of this two armchair “influencers” is going to win that Vacation to Punta Canah, en La República Dominicana?

[The set cuts to commercial]

… it’s a plug for the 45th President They

[The set is back]

— Our first contestant is Ackerman ; for the record, there are no titles in this contest, everybody here is a political Athlete.

PoliTicks, dice un frijol judio del Texas Monthly.


Igual, nada ni nadie se puede comparar con Dick Cheney, ni siquiera Vladymeer Pewtyn ; SIN EMBARGO, John Mill Ackerman, ¿será que luego de tocar BASE con Sergio Ávalos en los escalones del palacio de Tokio supiste mantenerte parejito en el rebaño, —y precisamente— porque Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo te iba a “demandar”, asi cómo dicen los muy franceses, que por favor me cuadraras LA RADIO de el [AHORA] Senador ViTALICIO: HECTOR Jaime BONILLA?

History in between an intermedio

Hey Big Kat, “Forget and Regret,” eh… i never thought that i’d be QUOTING Rob Schnider with regards to Alec Baldwin playing the roll of Brian Sullivanplaying the roll of Donald Trump, but the fucking carrot [Schnider in South Park, episode follows] does have a point; much LIKE MORENA-Francia from 2011 to 2015, Baldwin is preaching to the choir.

Dear, Richard Haass, please don’t “Wet the Korean Mink Blanket”… and Cousin Joe, i’ve heard Brian Sullivan ring a bell, and you Cousin Joe are no Brian Sullivan.

Hola WAPO… coming up, i’ll give you some of the Context that every news outlet seems to leave out out of the news content coming out of Tonalá… “Abre más los ojos”, pinche WaPo y BBC.

PERSONA NON GRATA – Persona Non Gratis
via: Pumpkin & Vin S da Cuero

Dear, WaPo, BBC, AP, AFP, et. al. — the following is a free form translation of “To whom does success belongs EN MÉXICO?” and it must be read with a Bugs Bunny Brooklyn wise ass accent, eh!… wait for, Wait! •—_¡_—• Mexico is saturated with lazy people (what follows is a walkabout messagerie from the offended) for such reason the [extended] invitation to fall-in with the ranks of the [glamorous] à chez le narco is rather, attractive: 3000 pesos per week for putting human bodies in acid quid–pro–quo a couple of invested hours is nothing to sneer at. THAT AMOUNT is only earned by an engineer however, days, months, years are required to become an engineer; nevertheless, “the woirst” is that even in this economic system and the root cause [corruption] at the current levels, it does not guarantee that you are going to get out of poverty, sadly going to school is not producing wealth. This is why the job market is attractively sickening… 

De todas formas y maneras, doña Tati, el segundo barrio de Ramónel segundo párrafo de “La Nota Nostra” de Ramón ya no lo traduzco porque en las siguientes entradas me va servir para sacarle por la tangente el gregarismo con el que los “buenos” de la grilla mexicana en París recibieron a quien tal vez pudo haber sido en el 2011 y 2012 (Morena), su seguro servidor, desgraciadamente por aquellos días, luminarias como don Jorge Saldaña, o el mismísimo Jacques Bellefroid afirmaban o insinuaban de que nada bueno podría salir de los Estados Unidos Americanos, y menos si eran hijos o hijas de padres o madres mexicanas, eso, doña Tatiana es verdad. Tengo los moretones en el alma, [cicatrizados] de por las pedradas y los escupitajos morales que recibí de los y las borreguitas de don Sergio Ávalos y su Frente Amplio de académicos, o algo así… ya ni digo nada de “los ciudadanos” de don Pablo Gleason, ¿a poco no, BRONTIS, en la prefectura?.

TimeStamp: 16 hundred hours and some change right before las 17 horas en la nostalgia del Alternativo, con Jorge Saldaña en Europa Central.

EVITA CRÍTICAR SOLO, y más cuando lo haces ante asociaciones de mexicanos en el extranjero, especialmente en París, ya que existen jerarquías muy arraigadas y todo planteamiento, innovación, o simple sugerencia tiene que pasar por el consejo de evaluación administrado por “Anosgarmina Pelos Quietos*” del CoNaCyT… una escritora bien chingona, en toda la extensión de la palabra. }—~~~\*> Uso Justo de todas las resistencias, propagandas y las notas nostras, eh.


TimeStamp: On the Beach, ya’bum!… we [the staff] only wish! Instead it’s 18 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.

… O.K., pero cuál pinche Cuero es Pumpkin, eh?

“Since i’ve been Loving You” … dear, Tatiana Clouthier

TimeStamp: Cinco antes de las Siete, p.m. en Morena–Francia Time, hola John, hola Sergio — Hola James, acabando la merienda, les meto el contexto, eh…


Las Fuentes de doña Vilma… doña Tati, me entretuve mucho repasando su manual de cómo contra restar las críticas a Morena… o algo así. Ahorita nomás que den las 23h en Tijuana, le comparto la tangente de los insurgentes en el aparato cultural mexicano en Paris, Francia c. 2011–2016, eh. Por cierto y con todo el respeto que usted me merece, ¡qué chula está! Neta que sí.

Berenice, ¡amiga! —mi Kelley Deal de la grilla mexicana, no sé si tu estampa siga en Francia, o en Morena de cualquier manera, pero ¿qué crees?:

… en Tijuana todavía es viernes, y como nosotros en el staff no sabemos por donde empezar, pues gracias al gran hijo de la chingada, Brozo y a su orquesta de chilaquiles vivos (o sea de chilangos) voy a comenzar la tangente de doña Tatiana por Insurgentes, parada del Metro por dónde la Procuraduría General de la República, o sea, el Mexican C.S.I. se va a mudar a una nueva torre para almacenar a los 43 de Iguala y a otras cientos de docenas de millares de personas extorsionadas, secuestradas, sexualmente torturadas, mutiladas, desaparecidas, acribilladas y/o asesinadas, enterradas, pozoleadas, y pues ya nada más falta que algún emprendedor o emprendedora encuentre la manera de hacer de todas esas víctimas un by-product de “las evidencias” para exprimirle más ganancias a la tragedia nacional, haber si un día menos pensado a algún taquero no se le ocurre vender tacos exóticos de chango cuernavaquense parlante sin cola.

Anygüey, de entrada pariente ese saltillo de La PGR (saludos, Juanito Guanavacoa) a el nuevo edificio en Insurgentes le va a dar en la torre al erario mexicano al Tono de 12 Millones de Pesos, mexicanos… al mes, pinche Francisco, para pagar la renta de la nueva guarida de la PGR. ¡Viva México! Y que chinguen a su madre los desplazados que siguen en La Bendita Calle siendo víctimas del temblor de Aniversario de 1985 ocurrido el pasado mes de septiembre del 2017; porque primero es lo primero—primero es la Función y luego los que como François Hollande (ex homologo en Francia de Enrique Peña Nieto) no tienen dientes (sans dents) ni mucho menos, amiga Berenice, tienen para tragar—PRIMERO LA FUNCIÓN PÚBLICA, ¡chihuahua!, y luego los agremiados, y si sobra algo Carolay si sobra algo Karola… y si sobra feria BARTOLA, que sea para comprar con la LEY CHAYOTE a mi propia “Katie Tur,”… o ya de perdis a la Zabludovski de Buzzfeed en espagnol, oh Yeah!

*Poison for my Baby… or How To Stop Worrying About the VOSTFr*

The things we did [that] summer
  the lunches that We used to pack…
  how can a Love that looked so Good
— Go Bad?

Así las cosas… o “como dicen en Banderilla, Veracruz”: c’est comme ça!

13 de febrero, 2018
Sabbatical Day N° 40e French Theory
…With François Hollande:
St. Valentine’s Eve.

brought to you,


The Tam Tam Princesse, Frida Kahlo Collection of 2018
(In stores now).

2018 toca, según el Zodiaco de los Tacos Orientales de Cuernavaca, a el PERRO, Claro – de color – agradecido, y el elemento de ese can es la Tierra; a ver cómo nos va, con Israel cuando vayamos a Vallarta… con Flores para La Casa.

But first, the following must be read in a Paul Harvey’s voice… Good Day!

            Page 4 (n° 2208) 12 février, 2018

For the second week in a row The Unthinkable, The Unfathomable has happened, “The Eagles have made the newsOh Boy”. An F-16 has been downed by the pro-Regime ground forces of Hezbollah in Syria; needless to say, the Patriots over in Israel are devastated and On-Alert.

lo prometido es deuda y aquí la historia de El Metro en DirectMatin… because of course you know that it was the French who invented, well, you know… ya para que chingados les digo.

The staff, being an ultimate fan of the original ‘TALICA line-up, which included an Original “Fiend Club” Bass Head, keeps up with this sort of actualities because next to Global Warming, the Holy Wars over on the Promised Land happens to be one of the earthly issues that identifies US– ALL as the caveman of the Galaxy… but “Don’t Panic,” because the intergalactic “Pony Express” of one of theose “shit-country foreigners from Africa” is en-route to the Final Frontier looking for aid.

Une Religion a Encadrer

Meanwhile, over on PAGE 8 at the Hôtel de Matignon, there’s a Religion that still needs to be Framed … there is a Religion that needs to be fitted for a frame—or something like that. Gerard Collomb, se dice Favorable para que el Estado “intervenga” en el desarrollo… “o como dicen los franceses en Aguascalientes TV y, de el Canal Once Televisión”, en la enseñanza o en —La Formacion de imams, que…

mismo que como diría –a lo mejor– don Mario Moreno “Cantinflas”no es lo mismo; pero que con el paso del Señor Tiempo se integra igual, así más o menos como integraron a La Mismísima Virgen María de Guadalupe en La Guarida de Quasimodoen La Catedral de Nuestra Señora de París, allí mismo en dónde don Napo se coronó él mismo, como Emperador; y que para Causa con Frijoles Refritossi es igual!

así de la mismísima manera como se forman los Obispos Primados de toda América latina, sean de El Perú o de Le Mexique, como « beatos de La República »… anygüey, cualquier parecido con ROMA, pues es pura coincidencia « Chato », y mejor ya no digo nada sobre la cuestión del dialecto de los corsos [como segunda lengua en su Isla] porque Brontis, allá en La Prefectura de La Cité, se nos puede poner —mañana para nuestra cita, de San Valentín con Marianna pues, algo especial.

La del Re-integro:

Como ganar en el ajedrez en tres brincos. Uno, Dos, Tres.

[Woman’s Voice
Westward Ruth in the role of Sarah Silverman]

… we now return to:

The Tam Tam Princesse, Frida Kahlo Collection of 2018

… previously on the Tam Tam Princesse Advertisement Campaign:

Brozo : ¿Y qué quiere ese hijo de la chingada conmigo, eh?

VoIP 1 : Quiere que por favor le tire un cable a la oficina de él,
a la de Echo Park.

Brozo : Um-que la tiznada …
Ya valió, no contaba con su astucia.


[Landline telephone rings]

Ring… ring

Ring… ring

Ring… ring

[Voz de mujer]

Good Morning, Gary Sanchez without an accent productions.
How may I direct your call?

[Voz de macho mexicano…
Brozo “the shady clown”, pura mexicanidad pura, chingao’
y ahora, hasta con los huevos del Toro del otro día]

Good morning, señorita, con el senor Víctor Trujillo “plis”

One momentito, please hold.

Ring… ring

Ring… ring

Riing… ring

[Man’s voice
Víctor Trujillo]

Yes, Lola, who is it?

It’s the fucking Clown

Ah, yes, the Fucking Clown, “put him on”

Brozo :


Hola, Brozo, ¿cómo has estado?

Muy bien, aquí listo para echar a volar “La Galería” y pues acabo de recibir su mensaje, ¿en qué le puedo servir?

Ah, mira, no esperaba respuesta tan pronto, pero ya que te tengo “en linea”, –cabrón…

[…pensó sin decir en voz alta el patrón del pinche payaso tenebroso]

Fíjate que saltó una oportunidad para exprimirle unos Euros a las enaguas de Santa Frida y necesitamos localizar a tu “Reata”, cabrón

[Ahora si le salió bien natural el descriptor, en voz de Trujillo]

Faltaba menos licenciado… ahorita mismo después del show se la localizo.

– No Brozo, no me la localices a mi; mandasela al cabrón de Donnie Deutsch.
Lolita te va a dar sus datos para que la pongas en contacto con el gringo.

Ah, muy bien, licenciado

Muchas gracias Brozo.
Oyes, Brozo, aquí est
á Catalonio Barcelonneto de Peralvillo, ¿lo recuerdas?

Sí. Afirmativo.

Dice que ¡Chingues a tu madre! Ja, Ha, Ja…

Ah ese pinche Catalonio, dígale que le tocan unos whisky-ses-ses al pinche norteño, y que ya deje de hacerse, Güey, el muy cabrón.

Saludos, Brozo.

Hasta la próxima, Licenciado.

TimeStamp : 1900 hours in CET… this entry needs editing. Si nos dejan, mañana la corregimos…





Réquiem / Appendix: Cher EM!*

* Emmanuel Macron,
How do you say:
<< …our nation turns its prestigious eyes to you, >>
in Grand École French?

Dear former economy minister of my nigga at L’Élysée**, and current front-runner for the French presidential stationary and all the ‘goodies’, which that particular 5-year post entails.

**My niggas in Paris” was the
slogan in the form of hip-hop from
François Hollande to the 93 zip code crowds
at Seine Saint-Denis, during
the French Presidential Race of 2012.

Anyway, please forget my time-delayed musings, but the staff at asegovia3 was way to fucking depressed yesterday, the second day of the Third month of 2017 in order to make the necessary appendix to this blog. You see Monsieur Macron, you have already happened to have caught our attention back when the policies that you, under the current president François Hollande, implemented into law in order to get the long-distance bus service on your autoroutes [that’s toll roads in English, y carreteras de cuota en Espagnol]. As a matter of fact, we saw the fruits of your legislation come to life on the stretch of highway that runs from the Southeastern on-ramps in Paris in the direction to the Le Mans circuits on the stretch of road that delivers traffic all the way to Nantes, and then to the byways that take you into Pornic, and yes of course; Pornichet on your beautiful Atlantic Tour-de-France coast.


Señoras y señores [y señoritas también]
En México y en mundo La Cerveza se Corona;
y México Lindo y Querido:
La Masturbación no Mata;
pero si tu maldito poder.

—Esto fue, un ANUNCIO DE OCASIÓN¹—

As a matter of fact, we at asegovia3 happened to have used those road trips as an octane additive to our observations of a Frenchman musings and questionings during his tourist visa stay in Cuernavaca, which he used to observe and or contemplate —yes, Mr. Macron, contemplate— why Mexico didn’t have a passenger train service industry. Unfortunately for this blog, which is now closed —nobody was reading it [out loud]. Our guess here, is that IF A FRENCH INSTITUTION OR A FRENCH PERSON DID NOT INVENTED IT, OR IT DID NOT COME UP WITH THE IDEA—or dared to pose the question, well— Then It Does Not Exists. Do correct us on this [our take on why the rest of the world ‘seem to not understand the French] if we are wrong, tell your people at Poitiers to tell us so [why not, eh?]. Anyway, this coming Monday, the staff of asegovia3 has a meeting at one of the many Pôle-Emploi satellites, this meeting is for the purpose of requesting and/or convincing the staff there to give us their STAMP of Approval  [Un puto COTEJADO, pues] to ‘validate’ the creation of this very First-Draft, which oh-by-the-güey: happens to deal with at least one of the issues [code word: nepotism in politics] that you, As A Candidate in the presidential race of 2017 proposed yesterday in Your Political Manifesto.

“si nos dejan,”
an OPEN-Message to
Conan O’Brian,
will go here].

But getting back to the theme of today’s contemplation, as another matter of fact, the staff here at asegovia3 witnessed in the first person the decline, the closure —and the dissemination— of the nationalized passenger train industry in Mexico, in fact; VICTOR MANUEL QUINTANA SILVEYRA [the “padrino” to the cuasicomunista MORENA-Francia in 2014 and turncoat consigliere to the current right-wing governor in the Mexican state of Chihuahua] wont let this blog lie:

… if you ever rode on the N de M [that’s short for Nacionales de México, not “Nalgas de Manuel”] from Torreón-Coahuila to Ciudad Juárez-Chihuahua you would note that at that particular border stop, on the last stretch of Mexican asphalt that lead you over into the Union Pacific rails [and the Greyhound® and Trailways® bus depots in the United States] the statue of Vicente Guerrero on a horse welcomed you on your descent to an arrondissement called “La Chaveña”… ain’t that right, Professor Quintana?

Yes, Mr. Macron, like a Tom Hank’s fictional character we were there. Is not that we at asegovia3 claim that we’ve been everywhere, but we at asegovia3 have been everywhere that we have said that WE HAVE BEEN TO, punto!

… And yes, Mr. Macron:
“Comme d’habitud,”
be yet another to ignore our call,
and let the Far-Right take a hold of
our musings like “the good people” of Donald Trump did
just a little while-ago in 2016.

Opining from Paris:
The team from DON’T Shoot the MESSENGER News.

Did you know that the French invented opinions, that’s why their most popular knife is called Opinel… go ahead BuzzFeed; take the credit for the last statement. [We wrote the last instruction, of course, “with love in our hearts,” Note to editors: the brackets, in their entirety, must be read in a Brian Williams voice].

TimeDelayed sources en el periférico de un espectacular:

1. Muñoz, E., Becerril, J., en RadioFormula; “Fallece bombero al caer cuando intentaba desconectar espectacular que transmitía video ‘porno'”. VÍA: www .reddit /r/ mexico

En México, los arneses son ensambles para la industria automotriz —no artefactos de SEGURIDAD en el CAMPO laboral. —|— Al regresar: Un Uso Justo de todos los medios y las noticias del "porno" con Denise Maerker y Carlos Loret de Mola.

En México, los arneses son ensambles para la industria automotrizno artefactos de SEGURIDAD en el CAMPO laboral. —|— Al regresar: Un Uso Justo de todos los medios y las noticias del “porno” con Denise Maerker y Carlos Loret de Mola, video dirigido y “Hecho en México” por Duncan Bridgeman, Guión: Pantelion Films y Televisa; Elenco: Las Estrellas. Música: Los Putos de Molotov.