🎉 Celebrating Asparagus on the aspersions

Yeah 👍🏼 … Jackie Alemany is having Holder for brunch, it’s 2026 and with the entire Homeland Security apparatus (FBI, ATF, CIA, and the Texas Rangers) meddling with “Buchonlandia” vía Rancho Terrazas³ (State of Chihuahua) nobody, and i (Armando Segovia) can relay that nobody cares about all of the Fast and Furious saga, —nobody.

And when i awokeGerogina Moreno was still in charge of morenafrancia ; la afamada y cándida⁸ Asociación Gilberto Bosques de París, —invita : nepotismo actualizado.

³~. Cuauhtémoc, Municipio de Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua—MX.

~. “cándida” only from the lips outwards, because on the inside esa ‘afamada’ asociación está más NEGRA que el fundillo del diablo and under the table, pues es un es•ca•par•a•te (storefront) for “Andy”,  the son of Ándres Manuel López Obrador.

Los Voladores de Papantla follows

 

… pass the biscuits, hold the Louisiana Sauce de Tabasco.

Realismo México, now with Tabasco sauce from Louisiana.

And, Charlotte Bibring… el próximo toro le corresponde a Mickey³

El Arco del Trumpismo… Yaw is wɒY, thus proving once again that Roma es ɒmoЯ. Verde que te quiero Rosa

🎵 Si les sigue usted los PASOS
Verá más d’un caso…

“Nosotros no somos iguales”, proclamaba con rancia indignación don AMLO en referencia a “los amigos de México en SciencesPo y el IHEAL (2011 — hasta la fecha).

 

L’Aristocracía del Barrio

En fin, esto ya es mera coincidencia.

In-synch with The Times

John Mill Ackerman y los hijos del quinto partido de la transformación

Víctor Quintana Silveyra… and/or Zeppelin goes here.

In Russia, Putin just told The U.S.A. to go Trump themselves. Know Which Way Is Up.

Esas Perras de Morena nomas en la Casa de Ackerman… al fin “chuchos” del PSUM ✏️

Presente :

Ain’t nobody making things up… this must be the place for Talking Heads en tiempos de putas venezolanas con hambre en La Cuarta Transformación de López Obrador y su esposa la “española” con nombre alemán en La Chingada.

Bring it… I see your wanna be Dre’s, doctor³.

³~. Knot you Poisson, tell your dad to keep his Rottweiler’s at bay from Monterrey. Benjamin Franklin follows while Tommy watches the scene go by.

Nō Artificial Intelligence was used in the making of this blog

In the near future (Fall 2025) Artificial Intelligence will make nepotism the hottest employer in the job market.

Ni pones nada y ni nippones eres

Nosotros no somos japoneses

No Bone Movies

Up next, porn for the walking dead… or something like that, it’s WEDNESDAY, she’s into that, but most importantly it’s rated PG-13 at all participating TRUMP SPAs including the one inside of the Oval Office at Mar-a-Lago, Florida.

El Genaro García Luna del “pueblo bueno”

Ya ves Sergio Ávalos, que sí son iguales al P.R.I., son lo mismo y creo que hasta un poco peor. En fin, que viva MACUSPANA y lo siento por lo de las remesas, JOHN MILL ACKERMAN convenció a todos los “paisas” en la Unión Americana de que Obama era un ladrón y Putin lo mejor de DONALD JOHN TRUMP, y por eso “los paisas buenos” votaron por LAS REDADAS de Herr nazi-Jew Stephen Miller.

En México, nueva ley promulga que el cableo público de La Comisión Federal de Ele-TRIcida’ sean enterrados y desaparecidos por pinches $2,000 pesos del erario.

Bien decía tu comadre licenciada, Talía Olvera, que los mexicanos que se van a los EEUU no son como los mexicanos que se vienen a Francia a estudiar con las remesas de BAKERSFIELD o de Oklahoma, que son lo mismo pero no son igual.

Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

Up next on France Tú : Prof d’Anglais… really³?

God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, WWII was for the glory of his son. Donald W.C. John. No G.I. Housing no Trump. God bless Fred CHRIST Trump, the father of the anti-Christ at the White House. Sociopathy 101 for Erasmus Students at la bendita Sorbonne.

Generals gather in their masses.

Congrat’s you are now a muse, let Mí amuse. And if you are going on a trip to OZ land this one is for you. And if you see Jim before you set out over to Dover, tell that Coq sucker that Mando said hi.

 

 

³~. Ewe know my papi used to say, there’s only room for one Bret in town, not a Clown (Badum Tisch) anda if you are going to play uno i  will bring and/or summon the Cardsand little ol’Eye Will put you to The Test.

La Ocho de las Ocho.

 

La Mur is when Love gets a sex change on the pronoun without notifying the Article… Brit, Bret and, l’Intrusé makes 3 and if you Times this by Seven you get heaven, but Öüï is fucking with Poison right now, not Warrant, so here’s to you Arsenal: Évry Rose Has Its Thorn and every Motherfucking Cowboy sings a Sad, Sad Song.

And then Ben•Öüï•Öüï rocked The Casbah with a TU PELO accent.

🎸 Some people call Mí Maurice, ‘cus Eye speaks about the Hipocrisy of López Obrador’s wife, that fucking SALOPE, de moreno en fRancia y de Gilberto Bosques en este día de La Liberación. 

Eye told you yesterday, Denisa Kerschovas-es, that it was a López not l’Opus de morena-fRancia y el club de La Pájara Peggy con voz de pito: Sí~que~Sí Georgina, y “¿no que no?. Hipócritas de Mil Anos.

Over at El Encierro, the 6am fellow the from Yesterday matin en France2 is a lucky guy. The motherfucker split the 4-frame del Bulldog… ¿Qué mas pues?… well, for starters Ewe coq suckers omitted the Question Marks (en Sevilla) that alone merits summer school, and of course when “mas” involves quantités you need that little tilde on La E de “Enrique”, en París.

Well… Eye never been to Spain, but we will always, ALWAYS have Casablanca, —Vania.

In Roma, in Roma the smoke plume out of El Encierro was RED, not noir.

Entonces pues, Raphaël Morán ahora de ‘media’ part, o algo así:

Más hipócritas que Jean-Luc Mélenchon en fRancia, pues únicamente “Los Amigos de la esposa de López Obrador” en la Sorbonne, and if you don’t believe me ask a PROF. there, so, what says you, Jim?

Breaking in Cannes, vía Perros Bravos en La Jornada, JULIETTA BIN•OCHO just squared the split, Öüï repeats, Julietta Bin•Ocho split The Square… Oh, The Humanity.

Who’s bringing the Ice Cream, “Brit”? I found a bag of Waffles outside of Krispy Kreme or Franprix, can’t remember the trash can, but the expiration date on the seals is from 5 de mayo, so Eye reckons that the waffles are still good but if KNOT ‘Bret’, if that’s even your real impersonation, I (Armando Segovia) could pull some Spéculos de Mil•anos.

 

¿Quién te trae por estos lares, —morena?

Los arcos de un viaje al inframundo con el más “bombo” de los psicopompos de Mictlán, XOLOitzCUINTLE, but Évry body at Champs Elysées know that dog as ANubis.

🧟‍♀️🚕

Role Tide… por otros lares, –in Marseille, France, the body of a 36 year old taxi driver was found next to the charred remains of a stabbed 15 year old who wanted to be a gangster… so it goes.

Öüï begin in MARsella, Occitan capital of the French where the warden of French prisión on the opposite pole of the Hexagone just echoed the acoustic sounds of a Heavy Metal Mexican Army General in Culiacán, Sinaloa, when he implied that (just as in Mexicolandia, with the armed forces) it is not! Öüï repeats, IT IS KNOT, the National Police job to stop the growing NARCO VIOLENCE in France and insisting in the same breath that the unfortunate killing of a 15 year old who, incidentally wanted to be a gangster, is not the prison’s system fault and all of the responsibility (for such a Colombian hit job) lies on the prisoner who recruited the now charred remains of the aforementioned wannabe™️ gangster, from within his prison walls.

But first, Öüï switch, IT!, over to The Great MissISsiPi where Huckleberry Fuck is narrating to Rush in Toronto, Canada, the Story of Oct 7th and Tent Life In The Middle East.

Lo cortés no quita lo Keynesiano/ana

Introduction : a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum

I don’t know how, you were inverted…

In Harrison’s “While my guitarra gently chilla”.

Cada loco con su tésis y, à chaque journée son thème

Any güey, once upon a time in Francia, Eye saw a man from La Academia in Ciudad Juárez baptizing a cult in Paris, the cult leader (let’s refer to him as AMLO³) ultimately registered under the flag of a political party and after an 18-year populist campaign LOMA³ won the presidency of the kingdom of Cha°PULQUE°Pec, long-story short MALO³ called his legions “el pueblo bueno” de Villa Hermosa y Vera Cruz.

🎵I had a dream…
Oh, yeah
Crazy dream, uh-huh
Anything i wanted to know
Any place i needed to go

This theme is being sponsored by The GOLDEN CORRAL.

And Katty Kay… Eric Clapton called, he wants Bob on the next boat³

³~. … to Cairo.

There’s One in Évry Crowd. Swing Low Sweet Sheriff, coming for to carry me home 🧑🏼‍🎤

It’s Madness

And, Engle have Ewe ho’id about this one, tell Mí are you stuck in a little Parisian balcony like Willie Geist in Jerusalem?

Any hoot, Katty Kay, after a 28 year hiatus, the Mexican Olympic Delegation finally allowed the Synchronized (artistic) Swimming team on their float. This accomplishment shows great character for the female aqua dancers not only on the training side of that enterprise but also on the logistics side of the fence as these glorious nereidas also had to sell their “chones” or culottes as French people say in order to pay their way to a spot on that fucking float by the Seine.

Yes, I knew this. And in local news, Kamala Harris picked a monster to be her running mate, said monster is said to fréquent elementary school lunch houses and give out cookies to poor kids, the Gall of that bitch, France, The Gall!!!

But hey, at least it is not like in England, which had their ho’s (female athletes) post their unmentionables on charturbate . com, to finance the charter boat across La Mancha de Dover, trou 🕳️ story.

The good thing about this señora Carmen Lira Saade, es de GEORGINA MORENO y Los Amigos de México en Francia podrán tener su círculo de Venn para poder hacer un PARA LELO con lo que pasa con su estrella principal, and no Simone Sanders, Eye is knot talking about Andrés Manuel López Obrador, but his RIGHT HAND, “el señor de La Luz” —su tocayo de AMLO— Manuel Bartlett.